I keep $370,000 on Coinbase

[Anonymous No.57985156]

[Anonymous No.57985167]

>>57985156
based, i have about 40k on there and the few people irl that know about it think i am insane.

[Anonymous No.57985177]

>>57985156
Good morning ser this is customer support of Coinbase speaking.
Kindly make import of your coinbase password and email in reply for this comment as we must solve problem with your account.
Many tanks and kindly make fast response

[Anonymous No.57985193]

>>57985156
Dave Ramsay might unironically be right this time with you goybase fags

[Anonymous No.57985214]

>>57985156
>>57985167
better than binance

[Anonymous No.57985226]

>>57985177
I just opened up the teamviewer now what

[Anonymous No.57985290]

>>57985156
I have 27k on coinbase

[Anonymous No.57985292]

>>57985226
ser kindly enter password and email in this comment do not the teamviewer

[Anonymous No.57985310]

>>57985156
why can't you fags use based Kraken?

[Anonymous No.57985331]

>>57985177
even with that you wouldn't pass the 2 factors auth lol

[Anonymous No.57985344]

>>57985331
ser you must disable the 2 factor auth it is virus on your computer ser

[Anonymous No.57985614]

>>57985156
>>57985167
>>57985290
not your keys, not your coins.

[Anonymous No.57985627]

i have a couple mil on kraken lol

[Anonymous No.57985641]

>>57985156
smart, im thinking of putting 100k on it

[Anonymous No.57985752]

>>57985614
fdic insured

[Anonymous No.57985769]

>>57985752
Up to 250k

[Anonymous No.57985921]

how retarded is it to have 60k in metal mask all on shitcoins.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.57986201]

>>57985156
I have 125k in robinhood crypto

[Anonymous No.57986260]

>>57985156
>I gave Brian Armstrong 370k worth of crypto in exchange for a promise
>>57985167
>I gave Brian Armstrong 40k worth of crypto in exchange for a promise
>>57985290
>I gave Brian Armstrong 27k worth of crypto in exchange for a promise
Now go and make a thread about how it's unfair that billionaires own everything

[Anonymous No.57986348]

I have been using coinbase for over ten years and I have more money than OP on it right now, it’s about 15% of my bag.

[Anonymous No.57986349]

>>57985156
I have 3093 BTC and 848 ETH on KuCoin but I can't recall my password.

[Anonymous No.57986402]

I keep 280,000 in a Chrome extension

[Anonymous No.57986451]

>have trezor
>don't know how to move coins over
I wasted $80

[Anonymous No.57986460]

>>57985921
>60k in shitcoins
anon has transcended, YGMI

[Anonymous No.57986620]

>>57985156
Cool man I keep almost twice that amount on there.

[Anonymous No.57986650]

>>57986460
thanks, i feel highly irresponsible. though. especially considering /biz/ called me retarded for buying some of these, only for them to moon later.

[Anonymous No.57986715]

>keeping crypto on goybase
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.57986770]

>>57986650
You're one bad download away from losing all your stuff. Or maybe one careless attempt at collecting one of those juicy airdrops that are apparently everywhere now.
Stop pinching sats and buy a hardware wallet at least. You can still using your metal mask with it.

[Anonymous No.57986862]

>>57986770
You can lose all your shit just from a download? i use linux, so hopefully that helps against lowering my chances of even running into malware that would be able to work on my system.

i will get myself a trezor.

[Anonymous No.57986973]

>>57986862
Yes, there's malware for linux too, but it does lower your odds of pwnage somewhat.
One of the metamask's design decisions is that your private keys are stored on your device.
So malware running on your system can patiently wait until you type your metamask password again to capture all your keys and send them abroad, after which everything of value will quickly get drained.
Also, copy/pasting crypto addresses will often result in different addresses being pasted, to keep you on your toes.

[Anonymous No.57987008]

>>57986349
Can’t you just email them

[Anonymous No.57987105]

>>57985167
I don't know you and I think you're insane too

[Anonymous No.57987117]

>>57986973
If it helps, i don't browse the internet/4chan on my linux machine. the computer i'm posting with is my old windows 7 potato which i don't access any financial information on. i also don't use Google/Firefox as web browsers on my linux machine, but an offshoot that already has shit like ad blockers and tracking disablers built in.

[Anonymous No.57987288]

>>57986260
I gave Brian Armstrong 2k worth of crypto in exchange for a promise, which he fulfilled when I requested.

[Anonymous No.57987309]

>>57985156
I’ve got $100k on Gemini
Other than earn they seem to be trustworthy so far and even earn looks like it’s getting solved.
Should I be worried or are they legit?

[Anonymous No.57987330]

>>57985344
this. make the 2factor unappealing and this shall we help you with all that is needed

[Anonymous No.57987373]

>>57985156
Serious question, how are you supposed to cash out large amounts without using a CEX?

[Anonymous No.57987381]

>>57987309

The white way is the right way.

[Anonymous No.57987389]

>>57985156
Is that your whole portfolio?
If you're not going to buy a ledger at least spread out it over multiple exchanges.

[Anonymous No.57987432]

>>57987373
a dex off ramp. use many as they like to hold your funds or reject your tx

[Anonymous No.57987456]

>>57985156
I'd take that money out of there.. I use to work for them and they do periodic check ins on people who hold high amounts of crypto. They request info on where you live and your income if you don't provide it they disable your deposits and withdraws, so your funds are stuck until you give up the info.

[Anonymous No.57987478]

>>57985292
total jeet death

[Anonymous No.57987505]

>>57985156
BlackRock has $14.5 billion on Coinbase.

[Anonymous No.57987689]

>>57985156
on usdc? they give you like 5%
thats like $1500 per month

[Anonymous No.57987885]

>>57987456
What if you do provide it?
It cant be that bad?

[Anonymous No.57988228]

>>57985214
How dare you

[Anonymous No.57988256]

>>57985177
One day that pajeet will catch me when I'm fucked up and I'll give him all my info, and he will take the $2.37 left in my account.

[Anonymous No.57988938]

>>57987689
i am this anon >>57985167 and really want to cash out and collect the 5%, but after getting absolutely fucking rekt on usdt/LUNA i am scared to do that

[Anonymous No.57989039]

>>57987381
Imagine being born white gigachad into a rich family and even having a copy of you, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.57989052]

>>57985167
>>57985156
370K and cant even buy a $50 ledger kek if i were you and i lost it i would legit kms

[Anonymous No.57989064]

>>57985156
Me too, when I sell my single BTC in 2025

[Anonymous No.57989121]

>>57985310
whats with the lawsuit? and all the ex-ftx guys are trying to take it down? i have 25% on there. dont trust self custody because of fires, thieves, relatives. dont trust metamask. don trust CEX. cant wait until i have sold all this shit

[Anonymous No.57989180]

>>57988938
>really want to cash out and collect the 5%

any bank will give you that... just checked my local bank and they give 4.7% if you have >100k

[Anonymous No.57989886]

>>57985167
That is so freaking "based" that you share your financials with several people other than your spouse!

Shadilay, my fellow Meme War vet!

[Anonymous No.57989936]

>>57987456
>your income
...and if I don't have any?

[Anonymous No.57989964]

>>57985156
OP smells like downs. Imagine not learning from: Mt. Gox, FTX, Celsius, Bitconnect, BlockFi, etc.

[Anonymous No.57990007]

>>57985156
I was fucked up and tried to sign a transaction that would have drained my wallet but ledger saved me. Thank you based ledger. You saved my life.

[Anonymous No.57990044]

I keep them in my RAM

[Anonymous No.57990265]

>>57988228
THIS would funny with a Greta gif
but its not funny cuz no greta gif... poorfag

[Anonymous No.57990653]

>>57985156
Thank you for your donation sir

[Anonymous No.57990692]

Why there is no single anon helpful in this biz, anon? :' (

[Anonymous No.57990789]

>>57985614
they never learn

[Anonymous No.57991064]

>>57986260
not wrong

[Anonymous No.57991736]

Fido2

[Anonymous No.57992277]

Everyone ITT shills ledger, I have a trezor, is it also ok

[Anonymous No.57992350]

12 words

[Anonymous No.57992707]

>>57989052
Aren’t those hackable

[Anonymous No.57992728]

>>57985331
a retard and his money are quickly separated from one another

[Anonymous No.57993079]

>>57985156
invest on big coins btc, eth all is free game
then you can put a a bit on smaller coins, dogcoins even, vinu is a good choice if you want consistency
BUT be careful, unlike big coins, these can be more volatile, good luck fag

[Anonymous No.57993208]

>>57990789
What comes first, these shitty ETFs getting hacked or being proven to not hold 1:1 the amount of crypto they claim?

[Anonymous No.57994266]

>>57985156
I'm a Coinbase user as well, and it's been a great platform for me. Right now, I'm looking forward to the BrillionFi smart wallet. It promises to enhance UI, security, and privacy by integrating #accountabstraction, and I'm excited about the potential improvements.

[Anonymous No.57994518]

>>57989064
Smart move. Just hold, Your safest long term bet in the space would be BTC anon. Be sure to lock in a self-sovereign AA wallet for security and accumulate.

[Anonymous No.57994636]

>>57985167
>Telling normies how much you have.

I always keep it vague and tell them not to buy bitcoin because it’s a scam.

t. 300k networth, 40k of that is on coinbase; 2 BTC holder.

[Anonymous No.57994768]

I have over a million dollars on coin base. Is there a better place to keep it?

[Anonymous No.57994775]

>>57985156
>>57985167
>>57987309
Jokes aside, I read that if you have > 1 bitcoin, you should do Shamir secret sharing or use “casa”
SSS is high maintenance if you use different GEOs.
Anyone here have experience with casa? Their website says you get to manage your own keys so I’m not sure what exactly they’re offering

[Anonymous No.57994818]

>>57989886
>you share your financials with several people other than your spouse!
what's wrong with this?

[Anonymous No.57995325]

>>57987478
yeah man

[Anonymous No.57995421]

Can anyone slide me $1k?

[Anonymous No.57995434]

>>57995421
Is there anyone in this entire biz may help me with $1k?

[Anonymous No.57995456]

>>57985156
I’m close to 500k€
But I’m not a maniac, I have shit on a hardware wallet as well.

[Anonymous No.57995523]

>>57995456
You are lucky anon. Hope that you will make it. Can you please slide me $1k, anon? :' (

[Anonymous No.57995740]

>>57995523
give a credible reason

[Anonymous No.57995745]

>>57995523
Luck has nothing to do with it anon

[Anonymous No.57995832]

>>57995745
>>57995745
Can't you please help me with $1k? I badly need it for graduation :'(

I am the person whos post you have replied but got banned cause of asking for helps, thats why posting from another id

[Anonymous No.57995840]

>>57995740
Its not better to share publicly, can you please help me out if I tell you the reason?

[Anonymous No.57995892]

>>57995832
Please response to me anon>>57995745

[Anonymous No.57995904]

>>57995892
Heres an tip no one cares

[Anonymous No.57995916]

>>57995904
Not everyone thinks like you or me as far as I know. I believe an anon will help me out

[Anonymous No.57996288]

>>57995740
Ill give one. Im 0.01839 btc away from 0.2 and its all for my dad. He lost his retirement due to the pandemic and the shit boils my blood. I will grind or do whatever I have to so I can get it back for him this bullrun. Ive put everything I can for the last year, I think soon Ill be priced out of making it there in a decent amount of time but never gonna quit workin,

[Anonymous No.57996342]

God bless, new ath anons. I really have a feeling Im gonna make it to 0.2 regardless. and to 1. Thank you, maybe the right person will see this.

[Anonymous No.57996547]

>>57986451
Same but I moved coins to my trezor and now I don't know how to sell from it

[Anonymous No.57996556]

>>57989886
cringe paranoid fgt

[Anonymous No.57997118]

>>57985156
Coinbase didn't accept my identification while Kraken did. I am still a nocoiner, I feel we are near the top and I would at most see a 1.5x if I perfectly time the top.

[Anonymous No.57997192]

>>57994768
cold storage

[Anonymous No.57997213]

All good until they lock your account for some random bullshit.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57997247]

>>57985156
I keep around 100k split between phantom wallet and meta mask

[Anonymous No.57997286]

>>57997118
>i’d rather stay poor instead of making a 50% (according to my calculation) return
the absolute state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.57997801]

>>57996288
Good on you anon.

[Anonymous No.57998874]

>>57997286
I'm not poor, I own a small house and a car. I'm not willing to invest more than 10K, and a 5K return is nothing for me.

[Anonymous No.57999445]

>>57985156
Dangerously Based