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>BIG GREEN DILDOS EDITION

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57956429
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The top is in.

>> No.57956434
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I am buying calls for SentinelOne ticker is S

>> No.57956439

Bitcoin

>> No.57956449
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>>57956434
I'm down real bad, bro...

>> No.57956457
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Red pill me on SPY, should I invest on it even during election times?

>> No.57956467
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ADBE verticals? The IV on this shit is ripe for a pump(or dump)
>620c 3/15
>650c 3/15
>700c 3/28
>720c 3/28
>800c 6/21

>> No.57956476
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57956476

ORCL was a nice comeback after the heeming I took from NVDA. If they really keep expanding and building more data centers, it could be mid-high 100s by EOY. Who's holding weeklies til end of week?

Now, onto ADBE....

>> No.57956484
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57956484

How we rolling so far?

>> No.57956501

>>57956484
And how can I get this chart to show current data instead of data related by several days?

>> No.57956512

>>57956467
So you're bullish? I was thinking ADBE would be ripe for a butterfly spread. Implied move is gonna be right around 40 bucks...

I don't know which way that fucker is going though.

>> No.57956522
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Apple RSI hit like 22 on the daily. Seems very oversold for "just not having an AI story"

>> No.57956528
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57956528

Ok, sow hat else is good this week?

>> No.57956531

>>57956476
adobe is dead boomerware
>>57956484
>Your 1-month cumulative pre tax return
>+8.23%

>> No.57956533
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>> No.57956532

>>57956457
do women think this behavior is somehow alluring

>> No.57956555

>>57956531
>+8.23%
sick, wish I had spare liquidity for higher cost tickers. I'm still sub-10k

>> No.57956558

If I'd set a stop loss I'd be up by at least 40k right now instead of down 60k since friday. Don't be like me.

>> No.57956560

>>57956476
Lot of OI around the 600 mark. Part of me thinks that this is gonna pop 20-30% on open Friday and dump 15% by noon.

Everybody hates them and think they're dead because of midjourney when they're in reality the only company capable of commercializing ai image generation without fear of a lawsuit because they have their own library and artists.

>> No.57956600

>>57956512
I'm bullish because no one else is. They have excellent fundamentals. I hate everything they stand for since I'm a drawfag but its because I hate them I think they're gonna pump.

>> No.57956616

>>57956555
checked. I'm right there with you bro. Keep up the effort and it will pay off.

>> No.57956623

>>57956512
I personally gave their subscription thing a try for a month to see how well their firefly ai is doing
Insight is: its shit
also I can use ai tools on my nvidia gpu for free and canva has a free tier
Additionally, when I tried to cancel before getting charged it tried to charge me a big fee to cancel. I just went on chase and clicked buttons in the claims thing and I got a refund for the month that I did pay for.

>> No.57956628

>>57956558
What do you mean, how do you know? What would your stop loss strategy be?

>> No.57956629

>>57956522
I loaded up on some April calls. If AAPL doesn't get money rotated into it the market has a lot bigger problems than a few grand lost on my part

>> No.57956651

>>57956528
Williams-Sonoma possibly, if you're into retail stocks.

>> No.57956653

>>57956528
I'm thinking $LONG pet bubble? fur babies and fur momies and shit. I imagine the people who all got pets for the first time in their life have a big savings account to keep supporting their pets and are capable of being responsible for their pets long term.

>> No.57956656

>>57956528
SentinelOne, see >>57956434
>>57956449
It will beat earnings bigly don't worry

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I just went all in on NVDA. What am I in for

>> No.57956667
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Does anyone invest in emerging markets? Would you invest in India?

>> No.57956669

>>57956659
Anyone who says they know is lying. Enjoy the ride.

>> No.57956684

>>57956667
how do they wipe?

>> No.57956687

Why is a $5 UVIXY call trading for $1.35 when the price of the equity is $7.28? Can you just buy a $1.35 call, exercise, sell the shares again and again and again?

>> No.57956694

>>57956667
Who gets out of their car on the highway to record a dude shitting?

>> No.57956704

>>57956659
i think we're crabbing all week and the next then mooon

>> No.57956707

>>57956684
when you shit like that you don't need to wipe because the rectum is pointed strait at the ground and not angled. this way the shit goes strait down instead of sliding across the anus, and therefor no wiping required.

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>hmph

>> No.57956715
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>> No.57956722

>>57956667
Currency risk is too high. The dollar continually btfos rupees into perpetuity

>> No.57956724

>>57956684
my sweet summer child

>> No.57956725

>>57956707
>t. baggie is a poop scientist.

>> No.57956730
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57956730

Oh yeah, that bank lending program ended today. What's up with that?

>> No.57956735

>>57956713
Technicals say Adobe gonna dump hard down to 450 or lower
Fundamentals say its gonna pump at least 5-10%

I'd go with puts desu. At least that way one of us is making money no matter which way it goes

>> No.57956744

>>57956707
Somebody owns a poop stool

>> No.57956758
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>>57956725
>>57956744
>They don't squat on the toilet seat.

>> No.57956773

>>57956528
I like DLTR, everyone is broke so they go there plus jews are cheap so why would they sink one of their mainstays?

>> No.57956777
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i bought a full-blown bidet toilet with my gains last week

>> No.57956782
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>>57956457
The S&P 500, "SPY", is only 3.7% NATGAS AND OIL, and therefore 96.3% NIGGER and GAY.

>> No.57956787

>>57956684
Right hand

>> No.57956791

>>57956687
This shit is so retarded. I have one option at $1.81 so I’m just gonna exercise it and sell the underlying shares and get the fuck away from UVXY. Such a stupid equity

>> No.57956803
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>>57956782
Never thought of it that way, one more reason not to be an index cuck.

>> No.57956804

Bought $25k worth of Google and Microsoft last week. Thinking to buy $10k Apple calls 3-4 months out tomorrow, good or bad?

>> No.57956812
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>>57956457
For me, it's SPLG.

>> No.57956817

>>57956804
Risky

>> No.57956822

>>57956804
AAPL yes. I cannot see this going down anymore without a market collapse. Its literally oversold on every metric.

GOOG is a gamble. If they fire their CEO its gonna go up to 160 minimum but if they dont it might crab

>> No.57956825
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>>57956457
This girl isn't asian

>> No.57956829
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57956829

I am EXTREMELY Bullish for tomorrows CPI number.
You will see a NICE boom for the entire month. I already put thousands of dollars of calls, so I am not bias. I actually put those AFTER I realize the CPI inflation report will be great.

>> No.57956830

>>57956532
Every action that a woman does you need to run it through your head;

How does this get the thing more attention. That’s it. The only thing they need. Like I need to stick my dick in a new pussy each week, she needs attention. Now, tomorrow, next year, …. It don’t matter. They exist to gain attention.

>> No.57956839

>>57956725
>>57956744
i'm just a shit poster

>> No.57956842

>>57956667
>Would you invest in India?
Hahahahahahaha no.

>> No.57956843

>>57956653
>I imagine the people who all got pets for the first time in their life have a big savings account to keep supporting their pets and are capable of being responsible for their pets long term.

Vet anon here. Just wanted to say LMAO, ROFL even. These bitches are broke beyond your wildest beliefs

>> No.57956856

>>57956532
You are gay. Get your T levels checked
Slutty women are amazing and we should encourage their behavior

>> No.57956863

>>57956694
Lets be real if anyone on this board saw Nancy Pelosi taking a dump on the side of the highway they'd record it too. They'd probably blackmail her asking what her next buy is but they'd definitely stop and record it

>> No.57956868
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I should stop gambling on earnings...

>> No.57956876

>>57956829
I am also very bullish for CPI, I think it could hit 7.1%. That’s why I hold nothing but FNGD

>> No.57956885

>>57956856
Clearly you are gay since you enjoy pre-loved pussy. Only a fag would want even more cocks and cum inside of a hole he is trying to be inside. Just accept that your gay and let men cum inside your asshole so you dont have to go out of your way to obtain second hand cum from whores.

As for us straight hetero men, we will settle for nothing less than prime tomboy pussy.

>> No.57956915

>>57956885
Haha jokes on you, I’m in a monogamous relationship with a good woman and I would never cheat on her; nor her me. You should have thought about that potentiality before posting you homosexual midwit

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>>57956434
>>57956449
>>57956656
I like this google stocks feature

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>>57956876
Good luck on thinking you're smarter the market. I'll be enjoying my gains, you can enjoy your loses.

>> No.57956953

>>57956408
Thank you, Larry. Very cool.

>> No.57956956
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>>57956868
>>57956033
>>57956082
Options are a contract to buy or sell 100 shares at a specific price, with an expiry date on the contract. There are three inputs that determine the fair market value of a contact being: strike price, expiry date, and volatility of the underlying stock. Tickers that are more volatile/uncertain have a higher IV (implied volatility) on their contracts than a more consistent one. Likewise, a long-dated contract will have more premium associated with it, because there is more time for the volatility to do its job and move up and down.

Stocks do not move randomly, but can be roughly approximated by a stochastic process (eg random movements up and down) for math purposes. Flip a coin, if heads +1, if tails -1. That is also a stochastic process. But over time, the values will "average out" and tend towards a normal distribution; values will cluster around the middle with a few outliers the further out you go. Using picrel as an example, we can project where we expect SPY to go based on its ATR (average true range, a measure of volatility) using sqrt(N) x ATR.

Why is this useful? Using standard deviations, there is a handy thing called the 68-95-99.7 rule. Within a band of one stdev (half up and half down) 68% of the results occur! If you go out to two stdevs, 95% of the outcomes fall in that band, and so on. But MOST of the time stocks close within that one stdev band. If you were to buy a straddle (call and put on the ATM strike), look at the breakevens - these will tell you where the market is "pricing in" the boundary of where the stock will move by that date. It isn't always correct (68% of the time it is) so if you buy something beyond that, it is almost impossible to make money and you become a perpetual gambler. But if you try to buy something inside that region, the market is efficient and the premiums are so high, you won't make money even if you're right.

1/4

>> No.57956958

>>57956628
Set a trailing stop loss at 10% or so. I was up 50k Friday at 10:25 right before the crash

>> No.57956967

>>57956958
What were you invested in anon?

>> No.57956970
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>>57956956
You can take the partial derivative of the Black-Scholes pricing model and solve it to model how the option price should vary as these inputs change. Solving for each variable, you get the greeks. These are the sensitivity to things changing, eg Delta describes how the contract value will change as the stock price goes up and down. Theta is negative if you're long is time decay. Vega is volatility and Gamma is how Delta changes w.r.t price. Think of price as the "position", delta as the "velocity" and gamma as the "acceleration". There are also second order greeks (that only market makers really worry about), which are how the greeks themselves change over time. Rho is how it changes from interest rates, but even a 2-year LEAPS contract with the interest rate hikes barely moved things. Nobody cares about Rho.

IV and volatility are hard to quantify, but I always imagine it as the "value needed to make the rest of the formula work". It's the only thing you don't know ahead of time (since you can control the strike and expiry date you enter at). It's also thought of as the premium for the option seller, the risk involved for writing the contract. It also means that on the buy side, it can be quite risky. Using ERs as an example, the IV is lower before and after, but higher during. Like I said above, it's possible to time the exact price and expiry with earnings, but still lose money because of IV crush. People who don't understand the math side of this will lose every single time. Surprises can happen, but they're just common enough to keep people hooked even though it's a losing way to do it long term. Hence why there are spreads like condors and calendars.

>> No.57956974

>>57956943
It's a guaranteed pump. Company is undervalued and uses AI

>> No.57956985
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>>57956970
In picrel, you can see what a monthly projection would look like. By Feb and Mar 1st, you can see within 30 days, the candle either started or ended pretty damn close to that line. We have a bullish bias because a simple trend line (EMA on default settings) is also bullish. Again, there are better models you can use in all cases. From now until March 22th, I forecast the price moving to somewhere between 497.30 and 525.26 (was going to do April but easter fucks it up). If you look at the current straddle price (511P and 511C) your breakevens are $500.71 and $521.29. In my opinion the way to do this is to figure out the breakeven of the market (don't forget transaction costs) and then set a price that falls outside that range, eg you are still net profitable if the price moves past what the market expects. In most cases this is only a few dollars, maybe $5-10, for a lot of risk.

So it's not perfectly exact, but it gives you a very good idea of where the price might be headed. If you were to trade this, I'd be neutral, to slightly bullish, but only because it looks like the EMA has flattened out - the price is consolidating and will probably crab for a bit before breaking up or down.

>> No.57956987

>>57956915
You want to encourage slutty behavior in women, do you honestly think that wont have a blowback in the form of your supposedly "faithful" hole partner acting like a slut and fucking multiple other men? How much trust do you really have in a hole? How much faith do you have that things wont come full circle and deliver to you the fruits of your slut encouraging efforts?

>> No.57956992

>>57956449
lol you are down like week and a half of minimum wage work, get a job lmao

>> No.57957029

>>57956970
>can you elaborate more on the relation to why IV is higher/lower during earnings and what effect that has on the option?
So to answer the original questions, IV is higher because of the risk associated with it. The stock price will often gap up or down violently. Option writers demand compensation for this increased risk, which makes the price rise, and as a result the IV must also rise to accommodate the pricing formula. Supply and demand / liquidity of options will also affect price; you want to trade things with a tight bid/ask spread. Keep in mind that it's only an estimate and market conditions can vary. People also forget ERs can crab, which is why you can't just buy a big straddle and win every time.

>most options traders use 25/50/75 delta as a benchmark.
It's just a convention. For example, covered call writers usually look at 25 delta and set up big walls around those points. The really cool thing about options is that you can choose EXACTLY what risks you are exposed to. You can go long or short price movement, volatility, and time, or negate one or two of those by hedging. Remember, if it's "free money" with options, there is a downside risk somewhere that you are not considering.

By the way, the rate that Theta increases (that is, an accelerating amount of value lost every day) really starts to pick up around 30-45 days and especially within 12-15 days.
Oh and don't write options with undefined risk. You'll lose your ass like >>57956558; it doesn't matter what you do, have good risk management in place.

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57957032

Finally some good news. This blots out my losses today.

>> No.57957034

Chinaboos... we werent red today

>> No.57957052

>>57956992
>down like week and a half of minimum wage work
Doesn't matter what the $ value is, look at percentages. Sure it's easily recoverable in his case, but if that was a professional account, you'd be fired. You'd have to get a 250% return just to get back to where you started.
Another good thing to remember is that losses hurt you more than a win helps.

>> No.57957072

Days like today make me miss Hitler

>> No.57957083

>>57956987
Nigga I’m not your professor why would I read your thesis paper? U r gay. End of.

>> No.57957094

How do I profit off of the collapse of Haiti?

>> No.57957106
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>>57956715
CPI tomorrow

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>>57957106
....deflationary?

>> No.57957141

1st for ORCL new ath

>> No.57957147

>>57957094
Snuff films

>> No.57957164
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>>57957094
Open a Long position on mud cookies

>> No.57957168

I should've bought some ORCL calls...

>> No.57957191

>>57957083
>n-no u!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poivj-zUCiQ&pp=ygUTU2FtIGh5ZGUgc3BvcnRzIGdheQ%3D%3D

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Anyone ever noticed that worshipping the golden bull was the one thing god didn't want us to do according to the ((bible))

>> No.57957209

>>57957168
I wanted to, but every time I investigate calls and covered calls and puts and what have you and open the menu at Schwab and find myself looking at shit I don't understand, I scare myself off. the endless screaming and gnashing of teeth of /biz/nessmen who lost their shirts trading options doesn't reassure me either.

>> No.57957212

>>57957094
Apply for a position at the clinton foundation and casually mention how you would overlook your morals for the right price and see if you can rub elbows with some of her spook friends.

>> No.57957222

Are all of those peppers fucked up?

>> No.57957228

>>57957207
This reminds me, I wonder if baggie accepted Christ as lord and savior yet?

>> No.57957234

>>57957207
It was a remnant of the Egyptian cult of Hathor in all likelihood, and had nothing to do with our market-symbols, which date from bull and bear fights in the nineteeth century.

>> No.57957243

>/smg/ swears to G-d that TSM will orbit the stratosphere today
>it sinks
Why does this happen?

>> No.57957251

>>57957234
>this time it's different

>> No.57957264

>>57957234
>Bull in a china shop
>Bears go to sleep
That's how I remember it

>> No.57957267

>>57957094
Some kind of barbeque sauce that goes good with human meat?

>> No.57957275

>>57956457
would
>>57956684
they don’t

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>>57957222
Yes Jon, all of those peppers are indeed *VERY* fucked up.

>> No.57957291

I fell for the golden calf and my portfolio has been golden fleece'd

>> No.57957297

Wondering if Mongolian Mining Corp will keep tumbling down

>> No.57957299
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>>57957288
Are the glowniggers back? The schizoness is rubbing off on me.

>> No.57957305

>>57957243
/smg/ is usually unironically right if it's a collective agreement. TSM is a play but you gotta look further.

The internet HATES INTCels. This place is the only place you can discuss it without getting laughed at.

Intc is probs gonna overshadow TSM by next week desu. I have no reason for it. I just feel it in my gut. I really believe that INTC is the play until TSM earnings. I haven't had a feeling like this since DELL.

That being said I also have a big fat bleeding bag of TSM calls

>> No.57957310

>>57956956
>>57956970
>>57956985
>>57957029
Thanks anon, its always refreshing to have someone with practical knowledge break stuff down. I'm going to be saving your posts.

>> No.57957322

>>57956967
TSM monthly calls mostly, with some NVDA weeklies. Still have hope for the tsm calls, but this is all pretty painful right now.

>> No.57957344

>>57957322
Your probs fine. What's your strike? Friday seemed like pre cpi profit taking

>> No.57957383
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>>57957322
>this is all pretty painful right now.

>> No.57957386

life is kinda crazy huh guys

>> No.57957402
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>>57956528
MTNbros...

>> No.57957409

>>57956408
I've been adding an average of 4 to 5 percent a month to my networth for the past 12 months through income and investment

>> No.57957428

>>57956804
Google is a great company polluted by tens thousands of idiots and Dundar Pinchai. Sergey came back, Sundar is getting mentioned more and more as a guy to get moved or fired. I think he will get canned this year, if not Google might crab or get up 20% and then tumble down 20% for some reason.
MSFT is always overpriced and I have no idea or balls to go in. Great company.
I have 120 shares, warrants for 200 shares for it at almost ITM price till late January.
APPL I would buy it at 140 but it will not go to 140 or 150. In any case it has amazing return on capital and profit margins, and it's not going anywhere. Hardly a miss

>> No.57957435
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>>57957386
Yeah, but what are you gonna do?

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>>57957386
Yes, yesterday I walked to the grocery store. It seemed a bit windy, like there might be a storm coming, but was otherwise fine. Then on my way back, a huge tree had fallen on the sidewalk I normally walk on. Had I been a few minutes earlier or later, I would have been crushed or impaled by a branch.
It could have been over
Instead I lived to watch this fucking downward crab day

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>>57957297

>> No.57957488

>>57957344
Hope so mane. I was gonna buy a house this year and might have fucked myself out of it.
~30 contracts @150 4/19
~20 @160 4/19
~60 @ 170 5/17

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>>57957072
Hitler was not all debt repudiation and blitzkrieg euphoria.

>> No.57957520

Is MRVL a buy?

>> No.57957528

>>57957520
Yes go all in.

>> No.57957546

>>57957491
nice bull runs and market closed to fuck bear.

>> No.57957560

>>57957034
It's endless China crab. 3% up 3% down
>>57957243
It's because I own it. I was up 75% and now I'm at like 53%.

>> No.57957579
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57957579

Another day. Of doing "nothing". Got bored so took a walking tour of the whole building. Started from the top and worked my way down. Seen some woman at a reception desk on 5 leaning back in her chair asleep. I kept right on walking.

>> No.57957583

>>57957435
yeah
>>57957449
easily

>> No.57957599
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57957599

>thinly traded
>ER miss
>huge candle up
Didn't cross my baseline but I pretty much guarantee this is going to shit downward this week

>> No.57957620

>>57957428
Google has a 100% woke work culture dominated by militant queers and feminazis. There is no recovering from that.

>> No.57957664

>>57957488
Yeah you're fine. Like definitely more than fine. INTC is gonna blow past TSM but TSM is gonna hit 165 by April earnings easy

>> No.57957756
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57957756

I think theres a way to look at these two companies that compete with each other and predict movements.

>> No.57957758
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>up the escalator
>down the elevator
It literally is the opposite, fuckin dogshit market, wtf is that pump on the open now based on?

>> No.57957761

>>57957620
They only need to fire 20k or 40k and hire 5k new people and it's 40% improvement
And a new leadership.
Will they be innovative as back when Sergey and Page were in charge? Nope. Too big

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flat

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>>57957763
not good

>> No.57957849

>>57957428
There's not much room for growth. This is evident by how aggressively they've been trying to improve monetization for Youtube and their search engine. Their process is broken. All of their new tech releases have been flops. AI is the most obvious one. Even if you ignore the wokeness, it's pretty clear the company has issues with quality control either because people don't care or are afraid to speak up. Either way, it's an indication of low morale. You can't fix this just by swapping in new management, you need to fire the people hired under the old management as well.

>> No.57957873

Trump wins the election in september.
American aid to Ukraine seizes.
American commitment to NATO decreases, jeopardizing the whole alliance.
Russia occupies the entirety of Ukraine in october.
European defence spending increased (already contracts are being issued to European defence companies several times their total value for one order), only a handful of companies to supply every country in Europe (They also supply Asia and Austrialia.)
These contracts are for many years into the future, the armed forces is a notoriously slow sector.

Even if a peace deal would be signed tomorrow, which is entirely possible, there's no guarantees with these people, the industry would be exponentially growing for at least a decade. Every country in Europe. And a peace deal would still just create a seize fire at a frontline which would be long lasting i.e. war vibes on both sides still for a long time.

USA + Europe stand for 50% of global economic power and 50% global military power.
If America and Europe see a break-up here, it could rewrite borders across the whole world.

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>>57957763
is justice

>> No.57957940

>>57957029
Based information giver

>> No.57957942

>>57957029
I just got back from fixing my garage door for the girlfriend. Good post, I was the anon in the other thread asking you about 25/50/75. Good right out, I'm a 2nd year seasonal (wintertime) trader so I still have a lot to learn.

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>>57956532
>>57956457
women think men are attacted to garish silicon exaggerated features. its why they all do that stupid eye lash thing now.

>> No.57957992

The market knows it is gonna break, but it flip flops around as long as possible as to shake out all the bears and make bulls confident in the market staying up. That is how it does when the market is up. When it is down, it suddenly rises up sharply.

>> No.57958000

>>57957873
>Trump wins the election in September.
Its going to be Cornel West with Bernie Sanders as VP helping Cornel navigate the political world

>> No.57958001

>>57957465
yeah the possibility of fraud is quite the issue, but I'd like to slurp into it some day if it's not completely destructive to the company
>>57957491
damn that blitzkrieg rally

>> No.57958012

>>57957959
rage bait electric boogaloo

>> No.57958018

OpenAI, Midjourney, Grok is all built on the research from Google back in 2017 on Transformer Architecture which they published for free. Yet you look at the current AI market share and Google is nowhere near the top. So how did they fuck up monumentally and is there a way for Google to make a come back? Did Google release their research for free because they have a better method and if so why have we not seen any progress on this new product?

>> No.57958035

>Just got a call from some Oracle sales drone asking if we want to switch over from QuickBooks.
Bearish for ORCL

>> No.57958092

>>57958018
Because transformers are derivative of someone else's (and many other's) work. They were trying to making their translator better at translating natural language. They got lucky and lightning is not striking for them in the same place twice. They should try acquiring to shore up their DEI and Indian hires' lack of ability.

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>0 rate cuts in 2024

>> No.57958131

>>57958105
Good

>> No.57958136

>>57957959
why would anyone pick the man over a tomboy?

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Just realized if you mirror the last weeks of DAX it looks like the weeks prior to octobor dump. That is weird.

>> No.57958177

>>57957849
That may be, they can pay their debt in a millisecond, have search, YouTube, adsense, maps, chrome, android, assistant, workspaces, wallet, pay, play, lense, Gmail, and bunch of other stuff
These huge rich tech companies with crazy moats and profit margins are not Ford or 3M. They really can turn around. Or even just buy 4 smaller companies and absorb their talent.
What did Facebook have in terms of space for growth last year when it was 90usd ? Thankfully I slurped when everyone shat on them. Not saying this is a same situation, Google has more stuff to do but it's a similar year of profitability and leanness ask Zuckerberg declared. Sundar refused to fire people en mass.

Firing will happen just like it did with META but CEO needs to go.

>> No.57958199

>>57957873
>Trump wins the election in september.
>American aid to Ukraine seizes.
Where the fuck are you getting this?

>American commitment to NATO decreases, jeopardizing the whole alliance.
NATO is a wet paper bag at this point. Shit, most of its members don't even spend the 2% of their GDP they agreed to, and even that is a fig leaf.

>> No.57958204

>>57956825
only good post ITT, any other women just look bad unless theyre 2d

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Damn, XOM has been really good to me

>> No.57958215

>>57957520
No, DC is superior.

>> No.57958281

I'm up 250% this year , mostly on NVDA calls lmao

Almost at 1 million USD, turning 27 this year so cutting it pretty close. Might be able to enjoy life soon and stop waging like a loser

>> No.57958299
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>>57958000
It's over.
>>57958199
>Where the fuck are you getting this?
Trump says it himself, several times.
Stoltenberg replying to it.

The other day Orbán was at Mar-a-Lago, saying Trump "won't give another penny to Ukraine".

>NATO is a wet paper bag at this point. Shit, most of its members don't even spend the 2% of their GDP they agreed to, and even that is a fig leaf.
The official NATO position is that NATO is 50% of economic and military power globally.

>> No.57958381

>>57958299
You're out of your paid-shill fucking mind.

>> No.57958393
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.57958411

>>57958299
>the president decides if Ukraine gets money or not.
>muh veto
it will be overridden.

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>>57958206
i have downsized my XOM position a bit
moving into NTR (because Chie left me for another man)

>> No.57958435

>>57958411
Kek 2/3s of congress agreeing on anything. Russian roulette with a Glock is a safer bet

>> No.57958490
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>>57956730
>Bank Term Lending Program over
>Full recipient list delayed on Fed site (No formal announcement)
>Gold mooning
>Crypto mooning
>KRA puts keen and eager

Are you ready for the 2024 Bank Run?

>> No.57958508

Will nvidia pick back up? I got fucking heemed on that and soxl after going all in Friday morning lol

>> No.57958520

>>57958281
Let's hope you ste not lying
That would be lame

I'm 35, 140k € but I did not have warm water as a kid, got Internet second semester of college, dad alcoholic, poor, war, lost 5 years of career because there were no jobs during crisis that lasted till 2016

>> No.57958526

>>57958508
trust

>> No.57958529

>>57958490
I hope my stocks moon so I can buy more boomer rocks, I've got just over 100oz of the shiny mineral and I need more.

>> No.57958531

>>57958411
I'm not sure about the US bureaucracy but I imagine it'd be a big problem either way.
It's not only money they need, Americans have been running the show from day 1 probably.

If Biden wins it'll get even more bloody.

>> No.57958584

>>57958508
same lmao, there's really no way to tell though, it's slowly climbing beyond 870 in the aftermarket, but it did the same during todays premarket
i suppose the one advantage of being a europoor is waking up right in time for premarket

>> No.57958608

Does anyone know if there are actual bells made from actual silver? I need it to keep the demons away.

>> No.57958625
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>>57958490
>KRA puts
KRE is the regional bank etf

>> No.57958624
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And just like that, the 737 MAX is safe for flights again

>> No.57958627
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NVDA can't be stopped.

>> No.57958657

>>57958627
I literally couldn't sleep last night after watching it 890 in overnight trading. Then to get rugged down to 820 this morning... man, I lost faith in AH quick. Tomorrow could be a good day to take a long position if CPI numbers are good.

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Two questions:
1. What do you think Jerome's feelings on ducks are?
2. What do you think he thinks that we think his feelings on ducks are?

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>>57958529
Godspeed, fren.

>> No.57958731

When are the cpi numbers dropping?

>> No.57958746

>>57958708
I don't know how he feels about ducks, but I am absolutely positive he hates canadian geese.

>> No.57958760

>>57958624
same as it ever was kek
>>57958657
CPI numbers will be the black swan

>> No.57958768

First time on /biz/ since 2019. What the fuck has been going on? I didn't give a shit about the whole shittening for the last 5 years. Last time i was here i ended up buying a ounce of gold which is now worth quite more. What to buy with it now. Replies please only from people ouside of asia and south america!

>> No.57958787

>>57958490
wake me up when gold is 3k

>> No.57958789

Normalfag sentiment update

I chat stocks with my dad, a chef. He just told me that one of his coworkers is a 30 year old woman and her partner got her into crypto about a year ago. We went through a market cycle, they havent. Women are a top signal.

>> No.57958792

>>57958768
American here, buy lots of boomer rocks that are shiny but cheaper than gold. It keeps the vampires/demons away, and be sure to balance two half dollars on the tips of both your pointer fingers and gently tink them together so it rings like a bell. Demons cant stand the sound of bells, much less the high frequency of Gods chosen metal.

>> No.57958800

Half my zoomer classmates at university know about NVDA pumping in the last couple months. This is a top signal if I've ever seen one.

>> No.57958809

>>57958746
Good insight
I will factor that into my calculations, thank you

>> No.57958845

>>57958768
You selling the gold? ATH seems like a decent place to sell.
Take a look at FXI. You could also buy SOXS; the obvious is inevitable.

>> No.57958891

>>57958800
I heard total normie zoomers talking about how well their AMD is doing, at best knowing that AMD is just some sort of "computer thing"
Hope the market picks a direction, the crabbing is boring

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>>57958416
My daughteru wouldn’t betray people she’s too earnest

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>>57958708
Jerome has explicit sexual fantasies about regal stout mallards. He thinks we think this, so he hides that desire in shame.

>> No.57958944

>>57958845
I don't know what that gibberish is supposed to mean neither do i give a fuck. I clearly stated no replies outside of asia and south america. Faggots like you told me to sell in 2019 too when gold dipped for a few months. You don't know jackshit fuck you

>> No.57958945

>>57956532
That's no woman

>> No.57958975

>>57958792
It feels good to hold your assets in your own hands instead of masturbating to the thought of owning something inside of an app on your phone. /biz/ never understood that

>> No.57958995

>>57958975
Im partial to assets of the australian wildlife variant :)

>> No.57959015
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57959015

>bank run
I only use credit unions for savings and checkings

>> No.57959017
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57959017

i bought apple because the RSI showed it was oversold. we'll see where things go from here. so far I'm about even.

>> No.57959037

i was getting a coffee today at a coffee shop and heard some like 90 year old boomer was telling his 60+ year old boomer son to buy gold and make sure to invest in the gold mining stocks he told him about

>> No.57959039
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I only use jpm so they can buy your credit union when it fails.

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>>57959015
Full reserve or bust.

>> No.57959059

>>57959015
>I only use credit unions for savings and checkings
based. i got an ally account because its easy to use but i also got some credit unions. even got ones that are only open to certain groups when you apply. evne if you leave you get to keep the account.

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>>57959037
I'd be excited too if my desk toy finally hit a new ath.

>> No.57959071

>>57959048
Its not even real money lol, unlike my boomer rocks which have been here before the fiat and will be here long after fiat has turned to dust lol

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>>57959048
>Full reserve
No such thing.

>> No.57959085

>>57959071
>precious metals
>money
Its not even a unit of account!

>> No.57959101

>>57959085
1oz = 1oz

>>57959070
I just like them desu, they make me happy when I hear them ring

>> No.57959116

>>57959101
#1 = $1

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>>57959101
>they make me happy when I hear them ring
Based silver ring sound enjoyer.

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>>57958944
I *AM* from outside of asia, you braindead fucking nigger. FXI is JUST AFUCKING ETF THAT HOLDS CHINK COMPANIES
YOU CAN GOOGLE WTF SOXS MEANS
AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ATH MEANS, THEN WTF ARE YOU FUCKING DOING HERE??
>Told me to sell in 2019
I didnt tell you shit you fucking loser. get a grip. Why mention your tiny brokie ounce, if you werent inferring that you were FUCKING SELLING IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!

>> No.57959168

What's the best way to get leveraged exposure to Bitcoin for a burger? I can buy BITX which is 2x.

>> No.57959207

>>57959168
Register with an offshore forex broker that lets you trade BTC on leveraged CFDs

>> No.57959218

>>57958975
It feels good to be in a home, and own your car, and hold your woman in your arms. You do need money for those. Usually, generally, pretty much.

But anticipating gains in stocks in an app was always temporary. We know we're taking that money out some day. One of the reasons I avoid margin unless it's in instruments

>> No.57959232

>>57959151
Yeah you are definitely not from anywhere outside of asia or south anerica. Sneed

>> No.57959248

>>57959218
Margin with debt protection is nice because "settled cash" is annoying.

>> No.57959289

>>57957761
>They only need to fire 20k or 40k and hire 5k new people
Then a Delaware judge signs off on the Steinberg, Chaimstein, and Bergowitz wrongful termination lawsuit for $500bn (10% to plaintiff's counsel).

You may as well say the Soviet Union could be fixed if they recognized the benefits of markets.

>> No.57959310

>>57959168
BITO options. There's an equation to calculate the leverage calls give you based on the price, delta, and BITO's price. 5x-10x should be very doable.

Or the literal >futures

>> No.57959409

>>57959289
>we have a legal obligation to shareholders to increase profitability, so we increased our ooerating margins by removing unnecessary positions
>during this time we streamlined our core employee structure, and created additional roles which we are now hiring for
>the new roles are open to anyone, but we are looking for the right candidates

>> No.57959410

So Boeing is just assassinating dudes now? Jesus, can this dog dig deeper? I want to buy more puts

>> No.57959420

>>57959410
They always sacrifice one of their own. Loom at previous crashes

>> No.57959423

>>57959410
Bullish
Definitely more willing to invest in companies that commit murder to maintain shareholder value.

>> No.57959435

>>57959248
wait, margin has no risk?

>> No.57959451

>>57959410
buying BA tomorrow. it's extremely bullish to kill whistleblowers to protect shareholders.

>> No.57959454

>>57956629
Anon, when I do this, do I just hold it? Ignore the daily loss/gain? I did my first calls today but I got scared and pulled out.

>> No.57959456

>>57959409
>removing unnecessary positions
Anon, this is both incredibly racist *and* sexist as shown by these statistics highlighting the disparate impact of your layoffs.

>the new roles are open to anyone, but we are looking for the right candidates
Oof, yeah, you're meeting neither the race, disability, gender, *or* genderqueer quotas for the state of California.

We'll let you off the hook for that one though: it'll only be another $100b in payouts to HBCUs and consulting firms. So they can help you source talent in a diverse manner.

>> No.57959464

>>57959410
You want puts on Airbus. Those fragile European necks probably snap easily.

>> No.57959486

>>57959423
>>57959451
Based KO shareholders. But the fact is the fucking planes do, like, also crash.

>> No.57959490
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>Jamie is offloading massive amounts of JPM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Bank run bros, the time has come

>> No.57959525

>>57959490
Looks like hes just using insider selling to market his own shit
That said, a lot of insiders have sold

>> No.57959530

>>57959490
It would be fun but
>stew peters
he's literally shilling a sponsor in the same post kek

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57959536

>>57959490
FUCKFUCKFUCK wait how much shares is he selling?

>> No.57959546

>>57959435
Margin with debt protection just means you can "borrow" up to the same amount of "unsettled cash" to buy a stock without waiting for the cash to settle. Youre still "going into debt" but its immediately paid off whenever your cash settles.
Its just a workaround so you dont have to wait 2-3 days between trades.

>> No.57959575

>>57959530
>>57959525
>literally shilling a sponsor
It annoyed me too to the point of [REDACTED]ing it, but then smiggers would want to know what it was.

>> No.57959578

> Jay Piss Morgan

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>>57957959
>women think men are attracted to silicon
i mean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxbyZyd_ew8

>> No.57959599

>>57959486
do you have a single whistle blower to back that claim up?

>> No.57959632

>>57959599
(User could not be reached for comment)

>> No.57959658

>>57959490
Let me guess, another retard doomseller who leaves out what % of shares are being sold or whether they're just the exec cashing in stock options?

>> No.57959671

>>57959490
Is it time to get out the market?

>> No.57959693

>>57959575
at least he's changed a lot, last i heard of him he was a failed rapper and a boomercon that showed up drunk to a political convention, now he's posting about jews on the daily to a huge audience, looks like the spirit of Hitler decided to rise via Stew Peters kek
But a bank run already? eh

>> No.57959751

>>57959409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za4tsfdpeMw

Google from the top are insane liberals.

>> No.57959756

Alright. Shill me on the ai dash cams. What’s the point? I feel like “dash cam footage” and “ai” do not go well together

>> No.57959775
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>>57959490
>>57959490
>>57959525
>>57959530
>>57959536
>>57959578
>>57959658
>>57959671
Looks like 20% of total holdings in one day. Just buy kre puts they are cheap af especially with mnuchin bailing out rocker crushing the iv.

>> No.57959784

>>57959756
Dystopian mega city ran by super computer ala deus ex, ala judge dredd, ala cyberpunk 2077 ala demolition man etc etc. its the quintessential "selling them the rope theyll hang you with" experience except by investing you can buy your way to the back of the line of people to be systematically lynched for wrongthink.

>> No.57959850

Anyone see Mia Lee’s latest video? Today’s episode was about mutual funds/ETFs, especially consumer discretionary.

>> No.57959894

>>57959850
>listening to women for financial advice
Might as well just throw your money in the trash.

>> No.57959898
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>>57959775
that's way more than last time...

>> No.57959911

>>57959784
What’s the time line for this? I like to think this will be real when I’m 70 but who knows.

>> No.57959916

>>57959894
She worked on Wall Street for years. Pretty decent videos.

>> No.57959927
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57959927

I DON"T HAVE ANY MONEY

>> No.57959941

>>57959850
I'm sorry, I'm not into Asian porn stars.

>> No.57959943

>>57959911
Lets put it this way, this is all going to happen sooner or later and its almost impossible to stop. The only way it would is that there was massive global upheaval and a change in the fundamentals of modern society.
Since that wont happen and is mostly an inevitability, the best thing to do is accept it and position yourself accordingly. You dont have to like it, but you're here to make money

>> No.57959948
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>>57959927
Let's keep it that way.
>>57959898
Nobody's looking it's fine. Maybe he wanted to own a helicopter and stop renting.

>> No.57959955
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>>57959927

>> No.57959993
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57959993

Anyone slurping this BA dip?

>> No.57960000

>>57959850
i hate women

>> No.57960004
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>>57959955
NIGGER I HAVE A JOB
I HAVE BILLS AND SHIT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DOLE DO THE NEEDFUL

DISPOSABLE INCOME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NONE I NEED THE COAST GUARD TO APPROVE MY PAPERWORK SO I CAN FISH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57960019

>>57957520
Yes. Go all in on that dip. Shit pays a dividend. 65 billion dollar company. Also 3billion share buyback this quarter

>but my guidance

Expectations were tepid for 1st quarter but will accelerate eoy

>> No.57960022

>>57959490
>his own
You know jamie didnt invent jp morgan right? hes cashing out because hes about dead. he will probably move to a family office soon.

>> No.57960027

>>57959490
yeah but what is he doing with the money he gets from selling shares? keeping it in the bank?

>> No.57960052

Buy SOXL a month out? Or buy apple calls?

>> No.57960071

>>57959911
Kind if what >>57959943 said but I'm under the assumption that it will happen sooner RATHER than later. But he worded it perfectly. The system is literally rigged and thats not a joke, thats why the CIA topples democratically elected governments, thats why whistleblowers have such high "suicide" rates. The powers that be want certain things to happen and they ARE going to happen. You can disagree with it all day long but Hitler isnt coming back to save us, we've entered the 1000 year dark age that he spoke of. The best thing to do now is to set yourself up so that you dont become cannon fodder and spare parts for the machine. Agree or disagree, theyre the ones calling the shots and youd better be on their good side if you want to stay alive.

>> No.57960091
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57960091

COST doin a lil sum’

>> No.57960094
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57960094

It's quiet

>> No.57960099

>>57960027
pretty sure he is a fan of shinny rocks.

>> No.57960104

>>57959490
betting against jmp&c is treason

>> No.57960109

>>57960099
Fuck him then, more shiny for me.

>> No.57960115
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57960115

Imagine having lost money today because you held on to your NVDA bags lmao

>> No.57960139

I have 12k in CDs maturing in a couple weeks. Should I buy stonks with it? Currently im like 60% stocks/ETF, 20% CDs and 10% cash and 10% ethereum.

I feel like the market is overbought but I can't tell if the economy is good or bad.

>> No.57960152

>>57960139
Buy on new moon sell on full moon.

>> No.57960170
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57960170

OCEA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.57960184

>>57959454
1. Options ain't for bitches. If you can't stomach losses you're betting too much or are a bitch.
2. AAPL is literally an index itself. You are effectively buying a local bottom
3. Stop being a pussy. I've lost 75% of my entire networth in 49 seconds and made it back on a btc bounce hours later.

>> No.57960190

>>57960170
As soon as I saw their -$15 EPS I knew I had to sell.

>> No.57960206
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>>57960115
>gigachad

>> No.57960213
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57960213

>>57957435
I opt for saying
NATGAS AND OIL
and
NIGGERS AND JEWS
a lot. I would say that I'm open to alternative suggestions, but I'm just really not.

Did you see that the Boeing whistleblower supposedly an heroed in his hotel parking lot while giving testimonies this last Saturday?

>> No.57960222

>Boeing whistleblower mysteriously dies days after testifying
You bought puts, right?
https://twitter.com/coffeebreak_YT/status/1767327176544985230

>> No.57960237

>>57959451
>>57959599
You can't hide planes falling apart mid flight. Literally everyone can see it.

>> No.57960264

>>57960222
>puts
why? this obviously shows how much $BA cares about shareholder value.

>> No.57960267

Question: this market is what?
A) Fake
B) Gay
C) Baggie is a goddamn retard cuck
D) All of the above

>> No.57960272
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>>57960170
oh come on. no way anyone >here
invested in this company

>> No.57960277

>>57960237
better be careful BA has an elite fiduciary team that will protect its shareholders as long as the cost is prohibitive.

>> No.57960287

>>57960277
>>57960264
They are just delaying so the VIPs can exit before the crash.

>> No.57960288

>>57960267
i can't anwser B until i know if the market likes tomboys or not.

>> No.57960292

>>57960272
It did go up to almost 6 dollars that one day but I should have sold then. I barely broke even.

>> No.57960308

>>57960288
Seriously? We've been over this, virgin tomboys are inherently less gay than girly whores. Hell most women even act like faggots with all their cosmetics and drama.

>> No.57960309

>>57960272
Jeevs are the new jeets

>> No.57960311

>>57960237
Let me tell you about fake news, NDAs, changing the news cycle, and out of court settlements

>> No.57960312

Insider here. If you're long this market, don't look at your portfolio tomorrow. Trust me, I have your best interest in mind.

>> No.57960323

>>57960312
I have DLTR, will I make money eow?

>> No.57960327

>>57960311
Everyone already saw the video. Its already known they are being sued. They already announced grounding planes. Its a little late.

>> No.57960344

>>57960312
proles will keep buying prole slop.
cigs, soda, zzzquil to zzzleep

>> No.57960353
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I SAID
I KNONJWABABBABBBA
THE BOXER OR THE BAG
AH YEAHAHAHH CAN YOU SEE THEM?

>> No.57960358

>>57960312
Is that based on scheduled domestic announcements, a particular company/bank, foreign news, or something else? You can at least say the category, it's not like you're giving specifics or what other than "it's bad". Plus the market is closed now.

>> No.57960364

>>57960358
trust

>> No.57960367

>>57960287
I think they are still a decade from jeet executives. I wouldn't write them off as a google yet. they still have a lot of rank and file to replace.

>> No.57960372

>>57960323
Dollartree? I hope you find peace after all is revealed.

>> No.57960376
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CPI tomorrow

>> No.57960380

>>57960367
Wasnt the code used on the MAX written by jeets or was that another company?

>> No.57960385
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>>57960213
All hail the Dino

>Did you see that the Boeing whistleblower supposedly an heroed in his hotel parking lot while giving testimonies this last Saturday?

Also yes, feels nice buying on the dip and knowing that an MIC corporation is gonna fight to keep its stock value up

>> No.57960387

>>57960380
yep. Theve been rotting for years. Now its showing up

>> No.57960389

>>57960372
But anon their q4 projections are supposed to be double their q3. Why WOULDNT they go up? Also their CEO is white.

>> No.57960409

>>57960380
yes, but there are still people to replace. the executives are the last to go right as a company enters its terminal trajectory towards death.

>> No.57960419
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How high is ORCL going tomorrow?

>> No.57960422

>>57960288
The market wans to force tomboys to transistion to make more Big pharma money.
Thats how gay it is

>> No.57960440

>>57960308
>>57960422
not as gay as the guys i go out with.

>> No.57960445

>>57960312
This is fake. I got off the phone with Jerome just now and he says he's cutting rates to zero tomorrow morning. No meeting no nothing just a Big Swinging Dick Power Move.

>> No.57960469

>the Fed has a "mandate"
I dunno guys, that sounds pretty gay to me

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>>57960445
>a phone call
nigga his mixtape mapped out all his plans and you aint even heard it yet

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>>57960419
It might go nowhere. Aftermarket has already zoomed up to SMCI levels.

>> No.57960484
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>>57960422
This shit cant stand.

>> No.57960496
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>>57960445
he's going to go full anti Volcker.

>> No.57960546
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>>57960496
Nega-Volker
>krugman

>> No.57960577

>>57960483
That's wonderful. I bought a deep ITM strike today (100c) and I'm wondering when to dump. Might be risky to hold through CPI numbers

>> No.57960581

>>57960419
kys

>> No.57960599

>>57958768
Trade it for a monkey, some bananas, and a few coconuts.

>> No.57960609

>>57960577
God save you and all your good works sir. Me, I'm a buy-and-holder with 200 shares, and I'm happy enough. Having a piece of Larry Ellison's action has never been a bad idea.

>> No.57960638

>>57960581
sorry about your puts
>>57960609
I would rather have shares than options, but ill take what I can get when trying to make money off earnings. Congrats to you too

>> No.57960691

>>57960638
>I would rather have equity than lottery tickets
nice

>> No.57960694
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Yall ready for WOOF’s earning report?

>> No.57960721

>>57960694
Theyre probably going to miss their q4 and their EPS is like -$5

>> No.57960762

>>57960694
Shorts like this do something to my brain

>> No.57960808

>>57960796
>>57960796
>>57960796
new
>>57960796
>>57960796
>>57960796
new

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>>57960800
>>57960800
>>57960800
get baked idiot

>> No.57960825

>>57960762
Welcome fellow tomboy enjoyer.

>> No.57960850
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Double bake

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>>57960808
>>57960815

>> No.57960892

Which one

>> No.57960944
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57960944

>>57960850
All the way across the sky.

>> No.57961281

>>57960385
>buying
Brave GAANer

>> No.57962450

>>57956730
Don't the banks get as much money as they want these days?
No special lending program required