/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57950543]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for nVidia Nicholases
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>57948551

[Anonymous No.57950562]

HODL

[Anonymous No.57950570]

>Bank Term Lending Program ends today
>Full list of Bank Term Lending Program recipient released today

*Gasp*

BANK RUN
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2024
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[Anonymous No.57950574]

So what are the possible solutions to when the federal reserve note is inflated to death? Anyone have any pastas about the potential future of this technocratic world and how this plays out?

[Anonymous No.57950580]

All the regional banks are red again lmao.

[Anonymous No.57950581]

SELL EVERYTHING, NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.57950583]

Polar Bear and meltup swan a match made in heaven

[Anonymous No.57950587]

>>57950543
>day drinking

[Anonymous No.57950588]

I think I found a loophole to avoid taxes in my country :)

[Anonymous No.57950589]

SQQQ and GDX

[Anonymous No.57950599]

Has CPI been priced in? Will SPX open flat tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57950601]

I have lost over 40k since I started trading options two weeks ago. I need to stop

[Anonymous No.57950608]

who the fuck trades like this? where you just sell options on every ticker you can think of and still be a net loser when its all said and done. im starting to think these tasty jews just want you to trade as many contracts as possible to generate fees for the brokerage

[Anonymous No.57950621]

ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57950624]

Petite anime toes within my mouth.

[Anonymous No.57950633]

>>57950543
get ready to make some money shorting at launch

[Anonymous No.57950635]

>>57950002
When the fuck did this happen? Where are the patch notes?

[Anonymous No.57950641]

Fun times ahead don't get rocky this time Cash gang.

[Anonymous No.57950642]

>>57950608
Ya think

[Anonymous No.57950664]

I lost 8k in two days

[Anonymous No.57950668]

Oh boy oh boy

[Anonymous No.57950670]

Yeah, it's fucked.
Get ready for a red tidal wave.

[Anonymous No.57950678]

The stock market makes me hate jews

[Anonymous No.57950684]

RKLB BROS WE EATING GOOD TODAY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57950683]

>>57950548
there are covered call etfs like QYLD and KNG

[Anonymous No.57950686]

[Anonymous No.57950700]

Okay move outta the fuckin way; I'm shorting NVDA
>>57950641
>don't get rocky this time Cash gang
Wtf did it mean by this, lads?

[Anonymous No.57950703]

>>57950599
You think we can beat the 850s into baggots this week??
or are we gonna keep crabbing between till 860 firms up?

[Anonymous No.57950706]

I remember the thread euphoria on Friday when everyone was saying "nobody told me making money was this easy"
Anybody who disagreed was laughed at
How do you feel now, Mumu? You delusional son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.57950709]

>>57950684
yep. a buy and hold lottery ticket

[Anonymous No.57950707]

>>57950642
yes i do. tastyjews=satan

[Anonymous No.57950723]

Boooo boring

[Anonymous No.57950724]

>>57950678
Imagine not being in the green today lol, couldnt be me

[Anonymous No.57950728]

>>57950641
Are you slurping or shorting?

[Anonymous No.57950729]

>>57950706
>not even 0.5% down

[Anonymous No.57950736]

>>57950664
Guess what? You're about to lose a lot more, Jack!

[Anonymous No.57950750]

>>57950668
wtf are you running Samsung Experience? damn I miss that UI

[Anonymous No.57950755]

mfw when I sold lexx at 4.20

[Anonymous No.57950770]

Slurping them marvel calls

$80 march 15th for .13 cents are a loterry ticket

[Anonymous No.57950779]

>>57950608
Yes and no.
They're protecting you from yourself.

[Anonymous No.57950788]

Is this the big one?

[Anonymous No.57950794]

did NVDA split this morning? why is it only 870?

[Anonymous No.57950807]

>>57950724
>Lithium
Anon, you know that Sodium-ion batteries are better performing than the lithium ones.

[Anonymous No.57950808]

Damn I wish the market would fucking do something instead of this bullshit sub-1/2% bitch tier crabbing. Give me a full percent drop even, fuck it, just let some people have some balls

[Anonymous No.57950810]

PLTR fading into slurping range

[Anonymous No.57950821]

crypto is what happens when poor people conduct financial transactions

[Anonymous No.57950842]

Of these 2 narc trackers giving different % data and which one is most up-to-date?

[Anonymous No.57950880]

>>57950678
Sounds like you don't much about jews. Theres plenty of other reasons.

[Anonymous No.57950878]

>>57950750
I have an old ass S7 from back when I was in college. The poor thing is dying, my new phone arrives today and I'm genuinely sad.

[Anonymous No.57950900]

>>57950779
>They're protecting you from yourself.
i mean you could just buy VOO and pay $0 in per contract fees and be more diversified and beat these tastyjews performance with zero risk of expiring worthless

[Anonymous No.57950915]

>>57950728
Slurping.

[Anonymous No.57950920]

>>57950788
not yet. but we won't know until we break the 30day ma. currently at 655. and 200 pts away.
theres a lot of gaps to fill between here and 655.
200 ma is at 500.
slurping from 500 to 400 is I think a decent fair value trade with reasonable expectations.

[Anonymous No.57950926]

>>57950821
It's Chinese capital flight ahead of Taiwan getting rekt.

[Anonymous No.57950941]

>AAPL green
>TSLA green
markets are healing

[Anonymous No.57950950]

My carefully curated portfolio of sporadically buying into what boomers on seekingalpha recommend is doing good today.

[Anonymous No.57950951]

>>57950926
>taiwan rekt

The parliament is pro chinese. Not happenin

[Anonymous No.57950955]

>>57950900
if you want to be indiscriminately short vol on a bunch of stocks just buy something like SVIX even

[Anonymous No.57950957]

>>57950878
What are you getting? I first replaced my S8 a bit over a year ago, got a Pixel 7 Pro on launch for about 500 usd, stock Android mogs OneUI at this point

[Anonymous No.57950960]

>>57950926
You think China lets it citizens purchase whatever they want with their money? Lol.

[Anonymous No.57950966]

you should make only a few plays, with great conviction in your reasons, with big bets - and exit early

[Anonymous No.57950968]

>>57950842
>should i trust the numbers from the company offering the ETF or a data scraping website
tough decision

[Anonymous No.57950973]

>>57950900
why when you could just beat voo by writing voo puts forever.
or voo Jade lizards to eliminate meltup risk.
Fees are a write off.
Until then I'll just write puts as Buffet-sama and other knowers do.

[Anonymous No.57950975]

>>57950941
ah so this is an exit pump

[Anonymous No.57950976]

>RDDT IPO a go
I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.57950979]

>>57950543
>>Links for nVidia Nicholases
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>https://bad-dragon.com/shop
if you ever wonder if people read these, at least someone does. There's also something in OP about options and not using them when you dont know what they are

I will never invest in a Toronto exchange company

[Anonymous No.57950993]

>>57950973
are you one of those retards that think tax write offs are free money?

[Anonymous No.57951005]

>>57950973
>Fees are a write off.
not when you are a net loser like almost every tasty jew employee. the fees just add to the loss

[Anonymous No.57951015]

Should’ve bought more COST…

[Anonymous No.57951040]

>>57950955
and pay fees to be short vix futures eww, I'll pay my brokers lunch rather than the fundies?

[Anonymous No.57951045]

gm sirs
buy my reasonably priced SOXL puts
thank you

[Anonymous No.57951048]

what ticker for 4chan?

[Anonymous No.57951054]

>>57950807
I don’t know about sodium batteries but I assume you read a meme article that said something “scientists in a lab made a battery thats 10x better than lithium!” Here’s the deal, there are tons of technologies like this. Just because a scientist spent years building something, that doesn’t mean it can be produced commercially viable at scale. Don’t get your hopes up

The real threat to lithium ion is solid state batteries. Chemists will tell you outright that there is nothing in the laws of physics that says they can't work. We just don’t know how to make them viable. Honda was so convinced in their current solid state battery tech that they originally didn’t invest in lithium ion for their EVs. Then they cucked out and did a joint project with Toyota on lithium until solid state is ready. But until then, lithium is king. And even when solid state batteries are ready, it will take years to achieve market penetration. Lithium mining is safe investment on the 5 year horizon I’m working with

[Anonymous No.57951056]

>>57950788
I remember a time when big fat asses were considered unattractive
Although I've always liked big butts I cannot lie
But still not really the optics
This is wrong
AQB earnings are tomorrow at the same time as CPI
Coincidence?
I think not

[Anonymous No.57951061]

>>57951048
CHUD
simple as

[Anonymous No.57951064]

>>57950570
Is it time to buy KRE puts?

[Anonymous No.57951075]

St Pepe wants all you slurpers to prosper, and will turn the market green by EOD if you believe. do you have the faith anon?

[Anonymous No.57951076]

>>57951005
Don't follow their trades idiot. They're demonstrating risk. They're actors showing you the mechanics.
Once in a while tho they show you a nepo trade and they show you how they make their real money.

[Anonymous No.57951093]

>>57950957
Pixel 7A, couple buddies irl swore that pixels are king. I just wanted a better camera than my old phone, bigger battery - so anything would do.
>>57950976
I'm probably gonna buy puts and only somewhat as a meme. Never-profitable tech company with tiny, invaluable user base (relative to real social media). It's a dog of a company and will be a pleasure to participate in the beheeming.

[Anonymous No.57951103]

>>57951064
ya thats a failed flag.
but beware the PPT

[Anonymous No.57951114]

Thots?

[Anonymous No.57951115]

>>57951064
Crash the banking system for teh lulz? Of course. Just like old times.

[Anonymous No.57951117]

>>57951005
losses are a write off too.

[Anonymous No.57951129]

>>57950570
wheres the list? curious if capital one is on there or not

[Anonymous No.57951131]

>>57950635
its not like a regional vpn or some isps assigning new ips upon a hard reset + doing something on your device to make you a diff person cant make unique id posters inaccurate. Imagine if glowniggers resetting their ID caused it to look like there were more people here than there actually are

https://www.federalreserve.gov/financial-stability/bank-term-funding-program.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240124a.htm
the rapture later today

[Anonymous No.57951140]

>>57951114
there you go anon

[Anonymous No.57951142]

It's actually over this time
The tech bubble has popped for real

[Anonymous No.57951143]

XOM dividends coming in like clockwork. Too bad there's nothing I'm very interested in buying.

[Anonymous No.57951152]

>>57951129
Unreleased yet. Not sure if theres a leak but once it hits public disclosure, public confidence will plummet if their bank is on it.

[Anonymous No.57951158]

>>57951114
>let's forecast 0,3% after 0,42% and 0,3% in the prior months.

[Anonymous No.57951184]

>>57951093
Nice choice, the Pixel 7A camera tends to punch far above its class according to blind tests

[Anonymous No.57951194]

prediction for ORCL earnings? Movement looks like +8% for AH

[Anonymous No.57951199]

>>57951076
>Once in a while tho they show you a nepo trade and they show you how they make their real money
i found it funny that they had Tom himself and one other employee that i saw in my limited viewing window shilling NVDA put debit spreads and bearish butterfly spreads for their most recent earnings. wonder how many viewers copied them and got giga heemed

[Anonymous No.57951229]

i have no more money

[Anonymous No.57951238]

>>57951117
>losses are a write off too
speaking of this, has any retail goys made the mark to market election on their tax returns? i think if you make the election you can deduct your trading losses as a business loss vs a capital loss. been a while since i looked into it but i might do that in the future

[Anonymous No.57951250]

>>57951158
bullish

[Anonymous No.57951266]

jerome please fix this

[Anonymous No.57951273]

>>57951229
Did you lose it or are you all in?

[Anonymous No.57951287]

MUMU? ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?! YOU FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57951313]

>COST
Just let me win...just once. There's no reason it should be in the gutter this bad.

[Anonymous No.57951321]

>>57951287
No man, I'm really not okay. I've lost years worth of savings and investments in the past week. Why are you laughing?

[Anonymous No.57951323]

>>57951313
It's already had an incredible run up?

[Anonymous No.57951331]

>>57951238
talk to your accountant, find one who specializes in mark to market.

[Anonymous No.57951337]

>>57950950
Dad?

[Anonymous No.57951338]

>>57951287
I sold high for profit. You were priced out.

[Anonymous No.57951340]

>>57951313
100p

[Anonymous No.57951344]

Well fuck, I know the second I switch to shorting NVDA it will reverse kek

[Anonymous No.57951366]

>europeans can not buy US listed ETFs because regulations
>pisses me off because options are not available for European listed ETFs
>just found a loophole that I can just sell a cash secured put on US ETFs
also in my cunt we have to pay a 0.12% tax on every market transaction but buying/writing options is not taxed so from now on I can avoid that tax by just selling/buying ITM options to buy/sell my stocks
hell yeah niggers feeling good today

[Anonymous No.57951369]

Is NVDA over? I'm close to pressing the button

[Anonymous No.57951391]

It's crazy if I decide to swing a trade overnight and make money I go about life as usual

but just a simple ITM put or call going the wrong way will ruin me. absolute. ruination.

[Anonymous No.57951396]

>NVDA earnings bear trap
>CPI bear trap
always the same

[Anonymous No.57951402]

Puts or calls on MU?

[Anonymous No.57951405]

>>57951366
bonjour

[Anonymous No.57951406]

buying SOXL has been the worst advice i have ever taken from this shitty ass thread

[Anonymous No.57951417]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

[Anonymous No.57951418]

>>57951366
That's not a loophole. There is a position called synthetic long where you buy a call option and sell a put option at the same price. They effectively create a long stock position

[Anonymous No.57951425]

>>57951369
I sold half my shares. The rest shall remain on a stoploss.


Now with some more cash to spend, Anons please recommend me a quadruplebagger

[Anonymous No.57951426]

Also what piece of shit is buying EU?

[Anonymous No.57951445]

>>57951406
Fuck off and buy more

[Anonymous No.57951450]

>>57951406
why would you buy soxl at the top? you buy on the dip and sell on the rip

[Anonymous No.57951467]

>>57951406
my average is 17 dollars.

[Anonymous No.57951482]

still loading up on intel and pfizer, not going to stop either

[Anonymous No.57951486]

>>57951417
Kek.

[Anonymous No.57951494]

>>57951406
>3X leverage
you're asking for it. 2x is optimal, 3x will fuck you up

[Anonymous No.57951496]

>>57951425
KRA puts. Crash the system, anon.

[Anonymous No.57951502]

REEEEEEE!
The ban on my mobile network got lifted

[Anonymous No.57951510]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.57951524]

Anyone else betting ORCL puts? They dump every earnings and I just love pre earnings pumps which make puts cheap

[Anonymous No.57951531]

>>57951510

[Anonymous No.57951540]

>RDDT will soon be a reality

[Anonymous No.57951547]

analysts HATE him for this simple trick

[Anonymous No.57951552]

>>57951540
4chan IPO next

[Anonymous No.57951555]

[Anonymous No.57951560]

>>57950543
Hey guys, do you know if I can claim to be a daytrader to reap the tax benefits, while also working a full time job during normal business hours? I feel like that should be illegal but my dad says its perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.57951582]

Boring day huh

[Anonymous No.57951588]

>>57951560
The tax benefits are minimal, you are probably thinking of some really stupid deductions that will get you audited

[Anonymous No.57951593]

>>57950957
S20+ is always the way to go.
I got 12gb RAM, 512gb internal with SD card slot still available and perfect size screen

[Anonymous No.57951600]

90% of price action is done by kikes in pre-market/aftermarket you're playing in a rigged game...

[Anonymous No.57951605]

Note: do not drink liquids while shitting

[Anonymous No.57951612]

Someone tell me a decent stock to buy with a loose 2000usd I have sitting in cash

[Anonymous No.57951613]

>>57951406
>When SOXL went from 8 to 16, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to see Overleveraged Semiconductors hit a hundred per share. Now I know I shall not see the next share split. None of us know our end, really, or what financial hand will guide us there. A hedgefund may buy shares for a man, a broker may diversify for a client, but that man can also manage his own investments, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever your finances are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be politicians or brokers of money and power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to invest in thus," or that monetary virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

[Anonymous No.57951616]

MONGOLIAN MINING RAIDERS STOLE MY MONEY AND BURNT DOWN MY TOWN!

[Anonymous No.57951622]

>>57950968
Your snark is not an answer

[Anonymous No.57951638]

>>57951338
Do you have any pics where her feet aren’t in my fucking face?

[Anonymous No.57951642]

>>57951612
nvda

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57951660]

>>57951616
This wouldn't have happened had Biden just finished building Trump's wall, now the Mongolians are going to just fuck everything up until we finally decide it's time to build a wall.

[Anonymous No.57951679]

I don't think it is a coincidence that ((rates)) are this high and everyone is afraid to buy or even leverage when the greatest invention in human history that will change the world in ways beyond our imagination is coming to age. Taylor swift AGI sex robots.

[Anonymous No.57951680]

My PATH calls doin a lil smthn

[Anonymous No.57951683]

>>57951323
Yes but this pullback is a little extreme. Seems everyone just wanted to get out of a panic but the fundamentals haven't changed.

[Anonymous No.57951691]

Inflation is going to be red hot tomorrow, S&P will dump 1,6%, NASDAQ will dump 1.8%, like last month.

[Anonymous No.57951699]

>>57951524
I remember someone making this point last time in december and their shit dropped to $100 and I regret not getting in on it.

Not missing it again.

[Anonymous No.57951701]

>>57951691
Good. But not good enough.

[Anonymous No.57951702]

I really thought there'd be more red today

[Anonymous No.57951729]

>>57951702
Let's circle back in 24hours.

[Anonymous No.57951730]

>>57951045
God bless trains

[Anonymous No.57951734]

>>57951531
GO CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

[Anonymous No.57951761]

How long would it take for you to liquidate all your assets?
To electronic cash, at least 1 bank day.
To physical cash, I don't know, emptying every ATM in the city would probably freeze your card.
You could ask for a duffle bag at the bank vault though, right?

[Anonymous No.57951788]

>>57951761
>Liquidate my assets
I'll liquidate all of you before i hit Sell.

[Anonymous No.57951789]

There's a new inflation metric every fucking week and every week the markets dump
Why do they keep doing this

[Anonymous No.57951791]

>>57951761
Probably 3 days because i don't own property.

[Anonymous No.57951797]

>>57951761
Why the fuck would you need that much physical cash

[Anonymous No.57951801]

>>57951699
Yup I’m big in 3/15 110p. Add on all the anti tiktok rhetoric currently going on, plus CPI, the cheap puts and any miss or poor guidance will hammer this

[Anonymous No.57951807]

Why would market makers allow this to happen? Don’t they realize I have weeklie NVDA calls? How do they not know the line is only supposed to go up damnit

[Anonymous No.57951814]

I've lost over 8k since Friday midday. Fuck, I should've dumped my 900 weeklies.

[Anonymous No.57951827]

>>57951797
Rap music video

[Anonymous No.57951829]

>>57951807
One of those cases where size actually did matter.

[Anonymous No.57951843]

>>57951612
Mrvl

[Anonymous No.57951861]

>>57951761
Everything?
First it'd take a couple days for all of my stock sales to settle, then probably a couple more for that cash balance to transfer to my checking account.
I'd also have to transfer cash from another online savings account to my main checking account.
I think to liquidate my IRAs (and take the penalties) I'd probably have to call someone... I don't even know how to start that process.
And then once everything was in my checking account, I'd probably have to call the bank to give them a couple days notice so they could prepare enough cash at the branch.
Then I'd have to physically fly to a state where my bank actually has a branch since I don't live near one anymore.

[Anonymous No.57951863]

>>57951789
To give you a chance to buy

[Anonymous No.57951868]

>>57951593
I might pick up a flip 6 (from i14 pro max) if it keeps with its incremental improvements.
I want the smaller brick that fits in a shirt pocket.

There are a lot of americans who lost a lot of weight rapidly this last year with semaglutides.
The shots that they inject themselves with leave bruise marks that can make a girl feel insecure.
>It's gonna be a one-piece summer?

[Anonymous No.57951874]

Prices all around me were down last month. Whats with all the cpi doom

[Anonymous No.57951918]

>>57951874
big if true

[Anonymous No.57951920]

>>57951868
>22 ultra plus here
>1tb storage
>16gb ram
probably wont buy another phone until panes of flexible glass become the norm. also, low estrogen whores that need/use pushups, should neck themselves.

[Anonymous No.57951981]

HOD and not one nigger says a thing. How many of you work for the sec/finra ? How many fedcoats do we have ? I Haven't botherd to look.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57951993]

>>57951868
>>It's gonna be a one-piece summer?
One-piece summer indicates recession.

[Anonymous No.57952002]

LLAP chads report in
What are everyone's moves with this Lockheed offer?

[Anonymous No.57952018]

hey why the fuck are my calls going down when the stock is going up? Is Theta raping me that much? No i dont have 0dte options.

[Anonymous No.57952020]

>>57952002
I have calls

[Anonymous No.57952028]

I have been gooning to my own AI made images for days now. There is nothing to convince me NVDA isn't going to 1200+ now. Its insane the quality I'm getting, and how little effort I have to use to get something good now that I switched to a well trained and curated model. Everything looks good, and only rarely do I get something with too many fingers or a limb just ending in space. Its more like 80% good images to 20% bad now.
In just an hour I was able to spit out an entirely storyline CG set from beginning to end, about 10 images. This kind of stuff would take an artist an entire day to produce.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57952029]

Can NVDA just die and drag SPY down with it?

[Anonymous No.57952048]

>>57952018
is it otm ?

[Anonymous No.57952051]

>>57952018
IV is fucking you. There was a massive demand for calls as the stock was down, but now that its recovering for some reason the demand for those calls is reduced.
This happens a lot with more illiquid options markets, like if your stock isn't heavily optioned.

[Anonymous No.57952055]

>>57952002
Holding until March 27th.

[Anonymous No.57952056]

>>57952028
>a well trained and curated model
which one?

[Anonymous No.57952058]

>>57951054
What are you're main holdings for lithium? I bought a bit of panw but idk what else to get or how much to put in

[Anonymous No.57952067]

>>57952018
Hrm, could it be because you're about to get what you deserve?

[Anonymous No.57952072]

[Anonymous No.57952110]

>>57952018
>he bought calls
>he didn't sell puts
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57952112]

>>57952058
ALB and LAAC

[Anonymous No.57952117]

lol bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57952136]

>>57952048
yes, 135C ORCL 3/15 exp
>>57952051
Im pretty sure my options are for large caps? that still happens? Ill have to read up more on IV, thanks.

[Anonymous No.57952137]

>>57952018

[Anonymous No.57952150]

>>57952028
let us know when you go tranny.

[Anonymous No.57952157]

>>57951600
yeah so you kind of sleep on it and absorb all of their tricks and then when the morning comes and all the kids come out to play you are kind of watching them hopium and cry and god rewards you for it anyways and they are confused because they interpreted the texts all wrong lmao

[Anonymous No.57952161]

[Anonymous No.57952163]

>>57951638
No wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.57952173]

>>57951981
Why would I, being a heterosexual white cis male, say anything about something that has nothing to do with NATGAS AND OIL? Only NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS talk about NIGGER AND FAGGOT shit.

[Anonymous No.57952176]

>>57950668
>tfw no money left to short Reddit
I’m going to miss an another opportunity do I..

[Anonymous No.57952179]

did 4chins remove the "number of posters" from the thread stats recently?
it appears it isn't shown any longer...

[Anonymous No.57952180]

>>57952136
Yeah you have no contribution or very little from the delta (dollar) component. If you feel great about your trade you could avg down but that is rarely "the" move.

[Anonymous No.57952202]

>>57952173
Thoughted I had pic attached.

[Anonymous No.57952207]

>>57951426
people who dont want overvalued trash

[Anonymous No.57952217]

>>57952179
Feds (communist fifth columnists) were having a hard time shilling, sweaty.

[Anonymous No.57952220]

>>57952173
I am a fan of price action. I whole heartedly believe that the only data you need to trade is a bar chart. Everything else is fud. I do respect a good fundamentalist though.

[Anonymous No.57952258]

>>57952180
i dont, ill prob sell at cost and break even. thanks for the insight.

[Anonymous No.57952262]

what's wrong with LLY

[Anonymous No.57952280]

>>57952262
the fda

[Anonymous No.57952286]

I I I'm gonna SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

[Anonymous No.57952307]

>>57952217
I'd believe that.
However, I am of the opinion that all 4chuns board should have ID's like this upscale establishment right here.

[Anonymous No.57952318]

>NVDA keeps swinging
>but the swings are too small to be profitable, even with leverage
AAAAAAAAAA PICK A DIRECTION PLEAAASE

[Anonymous No.57952323]

>>57952137
so he makes money off of other people taking on the risk to write options?

[Anonymous No.57952324]

Stop crabbing and pump or I’m going to have to step in

[Anonymous No.57952333]

>>57952318
Probably a dump during sour hour.

[Anonymous No.57952348]

>all the major indicies are coiling up

[Anonymous No.57952355]

>>57952323
thas rite

[Anonymous No.57952357]

ukranian special forces are killing wagner mercenaries in sudan, this will affect the gold price

[Anonymous No.57952364]

COST…

[Anonymous No.57952365]

I'm hungry. But I'm fat.

[Anonymous No.57952366]

>>57952357
don't they have more important issues back home?

[Anonymous No.57952369]

>>57952357
Bullish for LMT

[Anonymous No.57952374]

>>57952318
>tech troon tunnel vision
Many such cases. Sad!
PICK A LESS GAY NIGGER GOTIM TRADE PLEASE

[Anonymous No.57952381]

>>57952364
Pain - Three Days Dump

[Anonymous No.57952385]

>>57952365
And you post anime. Curious.

[Anonymous No.57952390]

>>57952365
Just stop being fat bro.

[Anonymous No.57952392]

>>57952357
The fuck
Link?

[Anonymous No.57952396]

>>57952112
Thanks broski

[Anonymous No.57952406]

>>57952366
Wagner protecting russian-aligned gold mines helps fund the war effort. As far as special operations go, there are far worse things to target.
Also this news is months old, there's already videos on telegram from the operation.

[Anonymous No.57952435]

Everyone was so certain about AVGO, now I'm scared for ORCL and ADBE.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57952447]

They're torturing me. Just fucking dump already.

[Anonymous No.57952454]

>>57952435
adbe for sure dump. Only boomers use that shit.

[Anonymous No.57952460]

>>57952406
Wow, thanks for the fact check, 1PBTID "anon".

[Anonymous No.57952464]

anyone else here gonna pick up a big bag of EVA to gamble on?

[Anonymous No.57952471]

>>57952447
now your turn.

[Anonymous No.57952487]

>>57952364
I am officially buying COST. I got some boxer briefs from them last week and they're the best fitting ones I've gotten in 15 years. I should have all in'd them at 300 and I should have bought at 500. I shant make that not buying mistake again!

[Anonymous No.57952492]

>>57952471
Please tell me your getting fed funds on that cash.

[Anonymous No.57952501]

>>57952366
stalemate on frontline, african natural resouces is important financial stream for wagner, they're running operations in congo too since at least a couple of years, killing russian journalists trying to cover it.

they can probably bankroll the entire organisation just with african gold, diamonds etc

there's also a war in sudan, and the worst hunger crisis on earth right now apparently

>>57952392
kyiv post shows videos of captured wagner and drone attacks on buildings in sudan

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57952510]

>>57952471
What do you think this is, fucking middle school party hour where you show me yours and i show you mine? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.57952514]

Why do the jews keep doing this to me? Just fucking pump already

[Anonymous No.57952516]

>>57952056
PonyDiffusion v6 XL
Don't get confused by the name, its been trained across a multitude of stuff (mostly porn, of course), and can do basically any image you ask of it, from realistic, to 3d, to anime or cartoon. Non-furry, furry, feral, doesn't matter, it'll do it. Very accurate anatomy too.

[Anonymous No.57952517]

>>57952460
It's literally no different from US SOF killing terrorist cell leaders in direct action strikes or russians poisoning people outside their own country. Just because the war is still going on doesn't mean 100% of all resources are locked into the front lines. I don't know why this is so hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.57952525]

INTC 200 EOY

[Anonymous No.57952535]

Is there something about the Canadian exchanges that allow for penny stocks to thrive? In the US penny stocks get banished to the OTC market to die forever. That microcap research strat intrigues me but I am not dumping money into pennyscams.

[Anonymous No.57952542]

>>57952525
>INTCel
kek

[Anonymous No.57952544]

>>57952517
Nice portfolio!

[Anonymous No.57952549]

What's with all the guinea pig posting lately?
Is this some sort of commentary on the American Dollar? If so, idgi

[Anonymous No.57952583]

>>57952525
Arrow Lake must be killer. kek

[Anonymous No.57952593]

So let me get this straight... the Chinese economy was a huge Potemkin village. And billions of speculators as well as major US media outlets fell for the meme over many years?

[Anonymous No.57952597]

>>57952501
https://www.cdse.edu/Training/Operations-Security/#:~:text=Operations%20Security%20(OPSEC)%20is%20the,that%20may%20compromise%20an%20operation..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operations_security

Moscow deserves to win.

[Anonymous No.57952605]

I have been shitting on the toilet for over an hour and the shits just keep coming. How do I profit from this? I would especially like to hear from our glow in the dark /smg/ friends on this matter.

[Anonymous No.57952614]

>>57952593
Yes.
>Muh efficient market hypothesis

[Anonymous No.57952618]

>>57952544
Sure thing, anon, whatever you say. Government agents want you to believe a completely bog standard strategic use of special operations forces in support of LSCO happened when it akshually didn't, for no reason whatsoever. You're so smart for figuring it out.
>>57952597
Chill, dude. The story is from like 2 months ago. You're acting like this shit just happened last night.

[Anonymous No.57952640]

>>57952357
I hope no one believes this. If they did I wonder if they thought to look at gold/us$ and look at other dates... like idk...russia invading ukraine, afghanistanimation, syriasups, gadaffi, etc. they would quickly see that you are retarded or worse a shill.

[Anonymous No.57952644]

>>57952605
You have adequate fiber in your diet right anon?

[Anonymous No.57952648]

>>57952535
I recently read a good book about Canada

[Anonymous No.57952663]

>>57952542
I'm an INTCel and I am proud.

[Anonymous No.57952666]

>>57952648
Nigga that’s a lot of big words I don’t understand
Fuck Canada tho

[Anonymous No.57952673]

All Canadians deserve the Stan Rogers treatment.

[Anonymous No.57952679]

>>57952663
good luck. what are your positions?

[Anonymous No.57952692]

>>57952542
Bottom signal

[Anonymous No.57952700]

>>57952525
Gonna take too long for Intel to cook, especially since the stock gives exposure to NVDA which will come down after the AI convention.

[Anonymous No.57952718]

>>57952365
Take the Mootpill and stop being fat.

[Anonymous No.57952721]

>>57952318
just get x30 leverage

[Anonymous No.57952731]

>>57952644
Judging by the somewhat runny consistency, I would gauge "yes".

[Anonymous No.57952739]

>>57952692
top signal

[Anonymous No.57952745]

>>57952648
I'm currently reading this. I'm about halfway through and it describes the duality of mumu's world and bobo's world quite accurately

[Anonymous No.57952756]

>>57952454
perhaps, but they have their fingers in the holy AI pie.

[Anonymous No.57952761]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IT wants to go green!

[Anonymous No.57952767]

>>57952739
>>57952692

hai guiz!!!

[Anonymous No.57952772]

>>57952756
canva is lightyears ahead of them. just saying. all their PDF paywalling is dead since you can edit any pdf online now, for free.

[Anonymous No.57952780]

>>57952673
Theres something about folk musicians that they shouldn't be allowed into no airplane. Bad luck.

[Anonymous No.57952791]

>>57952718
moot kinda cute

[Anonymous No.57952792]

lots of retards buying the wrong dip today

[Anonymous No.57952793]

TSM is fucking killing me

[Anonymous No.57952812]

>The WiFi at Google's, $GOOGL, new Bay View office hasn't been working properly for months, per Reuters and BI

Incredibly bearish for tech stocks, those fucking DEI hires and indians are ruining the industry

[Anonymous No.57952819]

price predictions for nvda for eow?

[Anonymous No.57952854]

Are EVs coming back anytime this decade or is it literally over? I'm still mad I missed out on shorting rivian.

[Anonymous No.57952858]

>>57952793
Just wait until the missile strikes start lmao.

[Anonymous No.57952859]

Buying Mara at closes today and selling at open tomorrow, good idea?

[Anonymous No.57952867]

>>57952819
Idk, but I'm losing like 300 dollars per day in theta on these puts

[Anonymous No.57952868]

why is it that if the market is down, VTI is down more than VOO and if the market is up, VOO is up more than VTI?

[Anonymous No.57952869]

>>57952793
bounced off 140 for the third time today. we going up soon.

[Anonymous No.57952911]

>FRANCE SAYS SEVERAL AGENCIES HIT BY 'INTENSE' CYBERATTACKS

this is some funny shit kek

[Anonymous No.57952916]

>>57952868
VOO is only the S&P 500 aka large cap companies
VTI is the entire America stock market so it also holds mid sized and small cap companies. As well as a few micro

By their very nature smaller companies will underperformed in the short term for a variety of reasons. The most obvious being the small cap risk factor.

But this makes them outperform in the long term because there's more chances to slurp

[Anonymous No.57952918]

>>57952112
Which do you like better?

[Anonymous No.57952919]

>>57952718
The all coom diet

[Anonymous No.57952929]

>>57952911
sacre bleu

[Anonymous No.57952945]

>>57952792
>0% tech
feels good man

[Anonymous No.57952950]

If youre missing out on bitcoin pump, BITW still hasnt caught up

[Anonymous No.57952969]

>>57952262
I stopped taking their poison

[Anonymous No.57952977]

>>57952819
$NI,GGE.RS

[Anonymous No.57952980]

>>57952911
>oh my I wonder

[Anonymous No.57952981]

what good is making a bunch of money from stock market computers if I get drafted?

[Anonymous No.57952982]

Hear we go NogVideo bobos

[Anonymous No.57952998]

>>57952981
you can use the money to flee to mexico prior to the draft

[Anonymous No.57953004]

>>57952666
If you cant read:
download the pdf version (its public domain)
open it in edge browser (adobe acrobat btfo'd)
click the copilot thing
then ass the ai what general insights could a reader would glean from the pdf opened in the current tab
The ai will give you a summary.

[Anonymous No.57953021]

This is the top.
Monday, March 11, 1:45pm
SPX = 5113
NQ = 17,937
BTC = 72,476
ETH = 4,040

[Anonymous No.57953030]

>>57952911
just turn the shit off holy fuck who gives a shit at this point

[Anonymous No.57953049]

>>57952793
needs to die more so i can play it back up

[Anonymous No.57953059]

>>57953021
Don't say no one warned you.
Exit all longs.

[Anonymous No.57953080]

>>57952854
EVs and lithium will boom again in 2 years. All these Tesla fags will want to upgrade. The newly announced Rivians look sexy as hell

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57953083]

>>57953030
I can't believe we train these fucking chinese hackers in our own institutions, while denying admission to white men who would actually do something with the education that benefits americans.

[Anonymous No.57953091]

>>57953059
I'd trust you more if you said the voices told you this

[Anonymous No.57953115]

>>57952663
INTJ here.

[Anonymous No.57953124]

>>57953080
I'm still not convinced on EV's being anything but a virtue signaling luxury item. The battery lasts what, five years? I can drive my Honda for 50+ years

[Anonymous No.57953151]

Bros what the FUCK is happening with TSM. /wsb/ was saying it was going to skyrocket today.

[Anonymous No.57953155]

>>57952918
ALB is the more established and safer bet. LAAC is a little dangerous

[Anonymous No.57953166]

>>57952793
I bought TSM at the top a few years ago and it barely touched that after all this semi hype. TSM is garbage.

[Anonymous No.57953184]

>>57953059
>sell your NATGAS AND OIL stooks
No thanks, Chaim, I'm only looking to buy moar.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57953187]

>>57953151
I dunno, why don't you fuck off and ask /wsb/?

[Anonymous No.57953196]

>>57953166
tsm is garbage till they open up those plants stateside

[Anonymous No.57953199]

I'm bullish on ORCL but after the dump the last few days, I'm a little worried.

[Anonymous No.57953202]

>>57953091
I have very horrifying yet vivid experiences in sleep paralysis terrors where people are standing all around me watching me
Sometimes it's a single druid man that I assume caesar had killed who says things I cant understand.
I cant sleep in bedrooms unless the door is locked and my body is facing towards the door.
invest in ARKK

>dont actually invest in it
>that part was a joke

[Anonymous No.57953209]

>>57952535
does america have a venture exchange?

[Anonymous No.57953212]

>>57953187
/wsb/ is /smg/ though I thought. /wsb/ advertises itself as a fellow 4channeler..

[Anonymous No.57953214]

>>57953199
idiot why dont you invest in t too they're going places

[Anonymous No.57953222]

>>57953196
>>57953151
It's got the international curse of never being allowed to go above 30 pe ratio without investors running scared

[Anonymous No.57953228]

how do i play gme earnings? i wanna buy puts but i don’t wanna get fucked

[Anonymous No.57953239]

>>57952911
>SEVERAL AGENCIES HIT BY 'INTENSE' CYBERATTACKS
Eventually it's only going to be (You)r bank account that's affected...
...and you vill be happy.

[Anonymous No.57953242]

>>57953212
I have never seen nigger posted on any of those reddit threads.

[Anonymous No.57953256]

>>57953228
>I want to goomble like a dice rolling street NIGGER but without the chance of losing

[Anonymous No.57953261]

>>57953124
People have put a million miles on a tesla already. Its fine. You only need a new battery every 250k miles if you keep the charge between 20% and 80%. And the cheaper EVs are in the $30k to $40k range. Just look at what happened in Norway. They don’t even sell new ICE vehicles anymore. I’m not a Tesla cultist, but the switch over is inevitable. I’m slurping Rivian at this dip, but I do have concerns that only Tesla and BYD will survive once the major auto makers offer comparable options. Which as of now only the Ford “Mustang” electric SUV is any good. But change is coming.

[Anonymous No.57953275]

getting better returns on ETH
fuck this kike market

[Anonymous No.57953277]

>>57953151
you deserve it none of those faggots know anything you're better off listening to our dumb asses

[Anonymous No.57953286]

Boring day desu...

[Anonymous No.57953295]

>>57953199
>there's an ORCL
>there's an actual ORC
>but no SAU for Sauron
>closest is SRM for Saruman
more LOTR tickers

[Anonymous No.57953297]

>>57953261
give it 15 years.

>tm introduces 100mpg prius

you're fucked

[Anonymous No.57953314]

>>57953228

[Anonymous No.57953317]

>>57953256
bitch are your retarted and forget where you’re posting?

[Anonymous No.57953327]

someone call up the jews and get them to fix the market

[Anonymous No.57953356]

>>57953327
The fix is always in, anon.

[FRESH No.57953361]

>>57953343
>>57953343
>>57953343

[Anonymous No.57953376]

COST finally breaking out

[Anonymous No.57953403]

>>57953297
That will literally never happen. The hybrid tech is maxed out. Its a shitty tech where both ICE and EV are better. Have you lived under a rock for 10 years? When was the last time you’ve seen a Prius? Where as half my neighbors have Rivians now

[Anonymous No.57953411]

>>57953196
Do they have a chip that makes nigger "stakeholders" reasonable and not corrupt to the point of self destruction?

[Anonymous No.57953450]

>>57953403
>Where as half my neighbors have Rivians now
Lmao

[Anonymous No.57953463]

>>57953361
$24 mil tank vs. $500 drone

[Anonymous No.57953480]

You faggots never checked my based digits
You’re all going to lose money now, I curse you

[Anonymous No.57953502]

>>57953361
Which side is which

[Anonymous No.57953535]

>>57953403
I've seen Priuses that look like western african Mercedes 190s. They really are the perfect city car. Probably not profitable to sell because they're so economical and durable.

[Anonymous No.57953599]

>>57953261
Is buying a new EV once my ICE shitbox dies retarded or do all used EVs suck and I'm better off buying the cheapest new ev possible.

[Anonymous No.57953606]

>>57953450
My faggot liberal neighbors are good indicators on what rich people waste their money on
>>57953535
I’m not buying and selling durable used cars. I’m investing in growth.

[Anonymous No.57953829]

>>57951510
>>57951734

this is the kind of this that makes me want to break into the apple store

[Anonymous No.57953944]

whole day is just a cancerous looking bearish pennant. Gay and a half.