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My little sister just entered my room and screamed at me "BRO CHECK THE CHART, BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO DUMP!!! STOP TALKING TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND DO SOMETHING OR WE'LL END UP POOR!!"

I'm not sure which I'm more worried about, Bitcoin dumping or you guys not being real. Either way I trust my sister and I value her words. Because she's pretty smart. And she hasn't told anyone anything.

>> No.57940598

>>57940593
Actually, I'm the only real one, and you all are the AIs that were created to post on this site and entertain me

>> No.57940618

>>57940593
You sex her my nigga ?

>> No.57940621

>>57940593
I am real and your sister is trying to get you to sell early.

>> No.57940627

>>57940593
I only sell when anon posts that single "SELL" image

>> No.57940641

>>57940593
anon ... you don't have a sister

>> No.57940649

>>57940593
Jesus. This fag still going on about his little sister? I understand le edgy joke, but glowies need to do their fucking job on this one.

>> No.57940657
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>>57940641
My little sister is NOT imaginary.

>> No.57940674

>>57940593
But anon, i am your little sister and i am telling you to hodl

>> No.57940797

>>57940593
Why does your little sister talk to you like she's your wife?

>> No.57940819

>>57940593
little sister sex

>> No.57940840
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>>57940657
Post her feet then

>> No.57940848

>>57940593
Your little sister has weak hands.

>> No.57940868

>>57940848
and soft feet...

>> No.57940905

>>57940593
My little sister just entered my room and screamed at me "BRO FINISH THE FUCK, SHE IS ABOUT TO DUMP!!! STOP EDGING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND CUM QUICKLY OR ITS SHIT ON THE FLOOR!!"

I'm not sure which I'm more worried about, her dumping or me only lasting for 15 seconds. Either way I trust my sister and I value her words. Because she's pretty smart. And she hasn't told anyone anything.

>> No.57940918
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>>57940593
If she hasn’t told you about FUN mooning she clearly ain’t as smart as you make her seem

>> No.57940923
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My sister told me the same thing when I told her I'm opening credit cards to buy BTC

>> No.57940924

DAE sister give them sex instructions during an otherwise intimate experience with their GF? Do I allow this or tell mom?

>> No.57940976

Tell her your imaginary friends think she's cute

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>>57940593
>sister has any knowledge about BTC
yeah i think thats the call to short, dont pay any attention to your little sister, short that shit and go back to the good old days farming on wow or blocklords to get that mf bag

>>57940618
go back to your cave animal

>> No.57941823

>>57941427
or runescape

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>>57941427
>MFW my little brother is smarter than me

>> No.57941979

>>57940797
Maybe she is. There wouldn't be anything wrong with that.

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>>57940593
she wouldnt use the terminology "dump"
shes not real but you should have children with her anyways

>> No.57942594

Can someone save my life by help me with $2k?

>> No.57942616

It must be so cool to have a sister that looks up to you and says "I love you".

>> No.57942625

>>57942594
kill yourself

>> No.57942629

Am I going to be in Antarctica still in January?

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>>57940593
I once told my mom about my cryptos and now every day after dinner she goes on a hour rant trying every possible fud to get me to sell and pull the money back out. It is starting to get tiresome, I regret telling her.

>> No.57943526

>>57940657
If she's not imaginary, then why aren't you sexing her right now? Checkmate atheists

>> No.57943534

>>57942629
what is the point of this faggoty namefag bot

>> No.57943792

>>57940593
you're lucky having a sister that cares about such things, my sister is fucking retarded just wasting resources and my parent's mental health