/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57892630]

Kneel

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.57892633]

>>57892630
Why is he so smug

[Anonymous No.57892655]

How much longer can this be sustained?

[Anonymous No.57892659]

My line is going up

[Anonymous No.57892660]

BBAI bros, we are so back!

[Anonymous No.57892661]

>SOXL. Chop. Chop. Cho-ACK!

[Anonymous No.57892662]

>>57892633
Why shouldn't he be?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892668]

I'm gonna sell NVDA and buy Girl Farts (tm)

[Anonymous No.57892685]

>market's euphoric
When do the jewish tricks begin?

[Anonymous No.57892691]

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. CISA is a criminal organization.

[Anonymous No.57892692]

Sofi is doing something

[Anonymous No.57892694]

I wonder if I'll ever manage to pick the next Amazon or Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.57892704]

Why didn't anyone tell me about Bollinger bands? I've made some nice swings on NVDL just watching NVDA bounce around between the upper and lower limits.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892725]

>>57892655
I don't do business with ANY of these companies

[Anonymous No.57892732]

I'm talking about Jeffrey Epstein, the New York financier.

[Anonymous No.57892737]

Another day feeling sick to my stomach sitting in cash too terrified to buy in because surely the floor will fall out at any minute
Haha

[Anonymous No.57892741]

SMCI to 1200 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57892748]

>>57892668
Based but also not based for selling your Nigvideo stocks. You can't have virtual waifus without Nigvideo.

[Anonymous No.57892750]

>>57892737
Exact same situation here...

[Anonymous No.57892756]

>>57892673
>>57892673
>>57892673
>>57892673
>>57892673

Real thread here

[Anonymous No.57892760]

>>57892694
smic is the powerhouse bleeding edge fab of the world with best long term outcome, I know what I'm talking about
but you won't buy it or hold it through its ups and downs like me

[Anonymous No.57892761]

TQQQ 1Y +177.67%
TQQQ 5Y +412.41%
TQQQ since 2010 +14,545.35%

QQQ 1Y +50.44%
QQQ 5Y +160.44%
QQQ since 2010 +894%

[Anonymous No.57892771]

>>57892737
>>57892750
Like I said, tomorrow after my cash settles I'll let you in on which stock to buy for long term near guaranteed gains.

[Anonymous No.57892773]

Sold googl at loss thinking it was going to bleed down, o well gonna tard hold next time

[Anonymous No.57892774]

>>57892737

[Anonymous No.57892775]

IM TRYING TO BUY RGTI STOP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.57892777]

>>57892660
This is it... the final moon mission...

[Anonymous No.57892792]

>>57892630
Todays pump was entirely fake and gay and was only meant to mitigate the damage from bidens shit of the jewnion address speach tonight. Sell now, youve all been warned.

[Anonymous No.57892794]

>>57892691
>muh nigga leon

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892796]

>>57892756
fuck off queer, bake in time

[Anonymous No.57892800]

>>57892760
Not buying your bags, sorry.

[Anonymous No.57892803]

Gpt5 today? Rumor mill

[Anonymous No.57892813]

Thoughts on BROADCOM? Calls or puts?

[Anonymous No.57892814]

i held 20 NVDA puts today ama

[Anonymous No.57892825]

>>57892777
checked

[Anonymous No.57892834]

>>57892796
>tripfag calling anyone a queer

[Anonymous No.57892865]

is now a good time to buy QQQ and sell LEAP's?

I'd like to make some money too please

[Anonymous No.57892888]

The Empires of SOXL and Bogle are fighting for /smg/... a crash is Imminent...

[Anonymous No.57892889]

do you guys talk to people like this in real life?

[Anonymous No.57892895]

>>57892275
>>57891432
Told you guys, fake market. from violently easy pumping to ATH now GIGAgrinding upwards Feels so fake. Bull & Bears is a meme, it's just one computer.

IT LITERALLY IS STANDING AT THE SAME SPOT FOR SECONDS; WTF

[Anonymous No.57892897]

Uh guys, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57892901]

>>57892889
Who's asking?

[Anonymous No.57892906]

i cant wait for this niggas state of the union speech tonight. CHUDS WILL SEETHE

[Anonymous No.57892912]

>>57892889
>implying I talk to people in real life

[Anonymous No.57892913]

>>57892897
Probably a 3:1 split.

[Anonymous No.57892918]

I lost all my gains by going all in soxs.

[Anonymous No.57892919]

>>57892889
I haven't talked to anyone in person for more than a minute here and there at grocery stores in over a month.

[Anonymous No.57892921]

>>57892889
Nice try glowie. Go back to /pol/. We’re bored of peace here.

[Anonymous No.57892923]

>>57892889
>in real life
this thread is real life CHUD. DONALD DUCK

[Anonymous No.57892928]

Upside status: started https://youtu.be/m0xY7bT4dHc?si=Li_PRHIQ4_5b7_UA

[Anonymous No.57892931]

>>57892918
many such cases, SAD!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892934]

>>57892889
FEMALE NATURAL GAS
IN MY FACE

[Anonymous No.57892941]

NVDA will hit $4090 eoy, won't it?

[Anonymous No.57892945]

>Biden to propose $5,000 credit for first-time home buyers, per WaPo

what a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.57892957]

Who the fuck is buying? There's no way you can convince me that Yellen and the Fed aren't buying the SPY right now.

[Anonymous No.57892959]

Remember kids, in these threads you won't get great financial information. You are here for fun.

Enjoy the Bogleheads with their shitty VT and chill lagging market nonsense
Enjoy pajeets using tired arguments
Enjoy leveraged to the tits gamblers going full out

[Anonymous No.57892964]

>>57892945
They're 100% going to lure people into buying at "high" rates before cutting later this year

[Anonymous No.57892967]

>>57892945
>$5k
this ain't 1960 cornpop, needs to be a $50k credit

[Anonymous No.57892968]

>>57892737
Hedge and accept diminished growth at least you fucking cuck of a man.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892981]

>NVDA is now over 25% of my folio, when it started at ~10%

[Anonymous No.57892987]

>>57892691
I’m listening to your mic. I know what you jerk off to. Freaky shit

[Anonymous No.57892990]

>>57892964
That works in the buyers' favor though. Prices moon and they can refi.

First time homebuyers would get rugged by another round of rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.57892999]

>ROBOAST. ROBOAST.

[Anonymous No.57893001]

>>57892889
>like this
like what, tard

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893002]

>>57892906
If I had to guess. He's going to just say he's created more jobs than anybody in history, while refusing to say her name (Laken Riley, not that other woman who was collateral damage from a no knock warrant), or will he make any mention of the American hostages currently held by Hamas. This will be followed by tomorrow's jobs report which is going to show everything he said about creating jobs was a big fat lie.

[Anonymous No.57893006]

>>57892981
>he didn't go with NVDL
So do you hate money or?...

[Anonymous No.57893014]

>>57892945
Obongo gave me an $8k credit back in 2009, what a ripoff

[Anonymous No.57893017]

>>57892945
Not even closing costs lmao.

[Anonymous No.57893016]

>>57893001
well, like that

[Anonymous No.57893023]

PANW worth a buy?

[Anonymous No.57893033]

do i fomo into soxl?

[Anonymous No.57893036]

>>57892959
I lie to my girl friend and say this is the best place online for investment advice and ideas. My account is worth 415k so she just takes my word for it. In truth I just like banter and would never take anything here seriously.

[Anonymous No.57893042]

>>57893033
Just ride SOXX comfy without having to worry about crabs or your leverage loan.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893043]

>>57893006
I'm all about that 4c divvy baby

[Anonymous No.57893045]

>>57892968
I'm into bald girls, i would choke her with my cock like the feds do to me everyday when they print money to cuck for Israel (1.60% data from Truflation)

They are coming for us, always remember

[Anonymous No.57893047]

At some point I just have to bite the bullet and buy back in... I know as soon as I do it, that will be the top, but I can't risk being left behind

[Anonymous No.57893052]

I REPEAT
OBVIOUS MARKET

>>57891432

[Anonymous No.57893053]

>>57893016
with my friends, yes. courteous to strangers. this is an anonymous basket weaving forum, I appreciate the unfiltered aspect of it and separating the shit and the sugar

>tfw I'm actually black and read "nigger" a million times

[Anonymous No.57893056]

>>57892945
>housing demand further climbs
So glad I bought in 2019

[Anonymous No.57893058]

>>57892957
See>>57892792
This pump today was 100% manipulation.

[Anonymous No.57893059]

I told you fucks last week to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.57893062]

>>57892959
buy FUV

[Anonymous No.57893068]

>>57892959
Pretty much. Everyone is assured there way is the right way and any arguing is just for shits and giggles.

Now buy fucking VOO already.

[Anonymous No.57893076]

>>57893053
Well according to that one guy, you're not a nigger so long as you hold some NAT GAS or OIL.

[Anonymous No.57893080]

>>57893047
I hear you, brother. Being a cashbro is suffering rn

[Anonymous No.57893085]

>>57893045
Let those dei faggots come clear this fucking house.

[Anonymous No.57893087]

>>57892630
Huh

[Anonymous No.57893098]

>>57893033
>will tech and shit keep going up
yeah probably
>>57893059
what a disgusting car, what's with those pill lights?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893102]

wtf robinhood has a settle time? I thought this was a meme brokerage where you could trade quicky

[Anonymous No.57893108]

So, the line goes up, without anyone selling, pressuring it down? lol

why is this high vola shit only when it goes down as if somebody is trying to forcefully hold it up?

[Anonymous No.57893112]

>>57893080
I'm still 51% in stocks/letfs, but I'm missing out on so much...

[Anonymous No.57893114]

How?

[Anonymous No.57893116]

>>57893047
Don't worry anon when the crash comes and we bottom out at SPY 499.99 that should be a great entry point.

[Anonymous No.57893123]

who else loves bidenomics

[Anonymous No.57893125]

i need TQQQ to be under 60 by opex

[Anonymous No.57893134]

>>57893053
>I'm actually black
tfw you come to an anonymous board where skin doesn’t isn’t even a thing and you’re judged by the content of your posts, and anons still have to bring it up like it fucking matters.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893137]

>>57893123
*mogs your gains*

[Anonymous No.57893139]

>>57892655
What part of higher for longer are you not getting?

[Anonymous No.57893140]

who else loves inspect element?

[Anonymous No.57893143]

If Biden shits his pants tonight will the market go up or down?

[Anonymous No.57893144]

>>57893102
> robinhood
Jesus christ. FUCK OFF
Gb2/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.57893145]

I have $200,000 USD cash and I feel just awful pain in my stomach watching the market rocket upwards

What should I invest in? I'm thinking of buying 400 shares of VOO and then selling 4 calls for a 10% return, that would net me $20,000 premiums annually - is this a good strategy?

Should I do that or wait for a pull back? please help me achieve financial freedom

[Anonymous No.57893153]

>>57893102
If you are cash acct then you have to wait a day. That way you gotta deposit for those late entry 0dtes.

[Anonymous No.57893155]

>>57892990
>>57892964
Investment firms own 1/4 homes. Biden is going to convince people to buy houses at the top from firms then the bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.57893157]

>>57893047
I bought into nvididoo again yesterday.
up 2% today
it can work, anon

[Anonymous No.57893159]

>>57893068
i use VTI as a stand-in for bonds heh

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893160]

>>57893116
>not waiting for the actual dip to $400 before getting your feet wet,
>not waiting for the actual bottom of $280 to exit the markets vowing never to play again
>not seeing it go back up to $450 before re-entering anyway.

[Anonymous No.57893165]

Fortnite

[Anonymous No.57893168]

>>57893143
I pretty sure he has a diaper already.

[Anonymous No.57893169]

>>57893123
me me me me me

God, I really wanna buy a 1DTE SMCI call in the event Broadcom crushes earnings. So stupid, if they miss and it dumps it'll be like setting money on fire. Literally theta decay will work me even if it stays sideways.

Something tells me to though.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893170]

>>57893144
fuck you faggot, I just installed it today to have a second broker

[Anonymous No.57893173]

AAnons got news I can not find ?

[Anonymous No.57893178]

>>57893143
up

[Anonymous No.57893180]

>>57893157
Yes, but I'm not you
I'm a pathetic piece of shit and an idiot and everything I do is wrong

[Anonymous No.57893185]

COST to 830.

[Anonymous No.57893186]

Who elves loves female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57893188]

How do u guys feel about long term aapl calls? E.g. 2026 220c? On-device AI seems inevitable by then, I like cars being dropped long term, AR/VR extremely promising too, especially as whenever Apple decides to release AR glassses as a competitor to meta ray bans those will inevitably print. Really feels like market is freaking out short term over low China phone sales and not much else

[Anonymous No.57893194]

>>57893134
well, the only reason I'd even say anything is because he was asking if people "talked like that in real life", and I was using skin color as an example as to why it doesn't matter. I'm not looking for good boy points on that aspect

[Anonymous No.57893232]

>SOXX
>Only holdings that are forecasting future growth are NVDA and AMD

[Anonymous No.57893234]

>>57893123
>>57893137
oh yeah?

[Anonymous No.57893235]

NVDA crabbing is finally over, fucking hell that was boring

[Anonymous No.57893236]

>>57892661
he was right, look at USD vs SOXL, SOXL still needs ~33% to hit ATH while SOXX has passed it already, SOXL is good to trade, not hold forever

[Anonymous No.57893237]

COST or DLTR calls?

[Anonymous No.57893239]

>drink coffee
>feel tired
>drink even more coffee
>still tired
>sleep for 10 minutes
>not tired anymore

I'm dropping this gay drug and I'm also shorting it

[Anonymous No.57893251]

>>57893102
Enable margin account

[Anonymous No.57893256]

>>57892889
I don't talk IRL

[Anonymous No.57893265]

>Dump on the hour
>30 secons later instantly start slurping
No, that's not a fuckin autopilot

[Anonymous No.57893270]

>>57893239
Replace it with agmatine and you'll feel way better.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893279]

>>57893237
$LOCO calls.

[Anonymous No.57893291]

>>57892945
luring pigs to the slaughterhouse

[Anonymous No.57893297]

is everyone bullish?

[Anonymous No.57893300]

>>57893145
Bro, i wish had 200k. I invested most of my checking account into stocks and index funds. Even with today's gains i only have 2,167 dollars or so. You are more free than i will ever be.

[Anonymous No.57893302]

>>57892741
>smci
I have to ask:
Do you know what this company does to make money?
They are resellers and packagers of Nvidia ai accelerators.

[Anonymous No.57893323]

>>57893059
>american cars
>EVs
No thanks

[Anonymous No.57893324]

Should I sell all my VOO and buy SOXL?

[Anonymous No.57893333]

>>57893236
if you buy and held SOXL for the past 14 years you'd be up 8,587.50%
>yeah but if you bought the exact top and never bought ever again you'd still be down
lol.

[Anonymous No.57893334]

>>57893145
The correct decision is to invest everything now. If you're unlucky and buy before a -50% generational crash you just have to wait a few years and keep buying in the meantime.
If you're afraid of that happening just DCA, but then the risk is the market keeps going up you'll want to kys.

[Anonymous No.57893341]

>>57893043
how many NYCB shares? you going to be selling options like Jamie Dimon in year?

[Anonymous No.57893351]

>>57893186

[Anonymous No.57893357]

This is absolutely fucking absurd. This is euphoria. The crash cant come soon enough but im sure NIGGERVIDEO is going to 1200 before any kind of significant correction.

[Anonymous No.57893358]

>>57893123
ME

[Anonymous No.57893367]

>>57893300
You risked going broke for like 200 bucks tops?

[Anonymous No.57893371]

cash bros....

[Anonymous No.57893372]

>>57893324
Do it and post results

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893380]

>>57893333
check'd

[Anonymous No.57893382]

>>57893357
You're right, once NVDA hits 1200 it will correct... to its correct price of 1400.

[Anonymous No.57893381]

>>57893002
all he has to do is repeatedly say Nvidia for 1 hour straight and he'd instantly win the presidency.

[Anonymous No.57893394]

>>57893357
>1200
Low end is 2100

[Anonymous No.57893398]

>>57893185
you expect this tomorrow night? next week? you gave incomplete data about your position

[Anonymous No.57893400]

>>57893367
I have a day job so i will live, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.57893403]

>>57893188
just buried my remaining AAPL on Oak Island. took profits on the rest.

[Anonymous No.57893405]

>>57893333
c-checked, maybe I'll miss some gains but the comfiness of 2x leverage is nicer for me

[Anonymous No.57893406]

NVDA has to crash within the next few months

[Anonymous No.57893408]

KNEEL THE FUCK DOWN NIGGERS

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893410]

>>57893351
I didn't know Santa's elves were Jewish. No wonder they don't have a problem working on Christmas.

[Anonymous No.57893411]

>>57893160
The joke is that the new bottom is $499.99 implying that sitting on cash and waiting for further Dips is a foolish endeavor because most likely you have several great opportunities to get in.

My average is alreadt around SPY $400 because I bought when SPY spent a year under 400.

[Anonymous No.57893414]

Day 4 of nofap
Everything is green except btg, those fucking african fucks

[Anonymous No.57893422]

>>57893145

Don't try to time the market, get on the rocket and dump it all into VTI or similar. Unless you think somehow there will be a crash that doesn't recover for several years, you're missing out big time. Just dump it, never panic sell, and refresh your brokerage page thousands of times a day to watch number go up.

[Anonymous No.57893427]

>>57893400
Im in the same boat as you brother. Made 4,000 this morning on spy calls overnight. pulling out half and hopefully doing it again tonight

[Anonymous No.57893429]

>>57893398
Tonight…

[Anonymous No.57893430]

>>57893405
2x is also perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.57893446]

>>57893333
Checked but I'm still not buying it.

[Anonymous No.57893448]

>>57893382
>>57893394
I hate you chuds with every fiber of my being

[Anonymous No.57893452]

>>57893427
I really should be more proactive with my stocks. I wont touch the index funds. But maybe i should pull out qqq. Not sure what their cut is gonna be.

[Anonymous No.57893453]

we are in for 2 power hours for NVDA aren't we?

[Anonymous No.57893457]

>>57893145
You guys are the reason it goes up like this until it crashes down on no news.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893459]

>>57893341
I wouldn't touch NYCB with YOUR dick

[Anonymous No.57893467]

>>57893448
sell your NVDA puts and dump your SOXS and buy in now

[Anonymous No.57893484]

>>57893459
Sloorp anything good today?

[Anonymous No.57893488]

>>57893448
I mean, yes the reddit-tier delusion sometimes make me roll my eyes, but so do permabears.

>"Go up so gotta come down!"

This is completely game changing technology, literally revising how whole industries do business and how data is retrieved. Did you hear Jensen speak about how all these data centers now need to be retooled? This is huge anon, and that's not even including automizing writing code, etc....

There can be pullbacks for sure, but this is here to stay and you have nobody to blame but yourself for not getting in on the ride.

[Anonymous No.57893491]

Another green day in Joe's America

[Anonymous No.57893494]

>>57893188
>On-device AI
the common term for this seems to be 'edge computing' or something-- an least thats what Nvidia seems to call it when they talk about Jetson clusters. Intel and Qualcomm have good ai co processors or neural net processors as microsoft calls them.
I think an unexplored edge ai option is game consoles. Sony has already done clusters with ps2s and ps3s. There is a huge possible market for families or shared apartments where there are multiple consoles connected over ethernet.
Apple is more likely to capitalize off clusters and off-loading tasks that cant be locally computed because they have already done something somewhat akin to it with ipads as homekit hubs

[Anonymous No.57893502]

Light 4200

[Anonymous No.57893508]

Why is there a nigger on the front of Google each time I go there (the rare occasions.)
Between that and their kiked up shitskin AI programming I hope they fail

[Anonymous No.57893519]

My fuck buddy keeps canceling because she’s depressed. What’s the best app to get laid these days?

[Anonymous No.57893526]

>>57893467
>>57893488
I have spy puts. I havent touched nigvideo. But its pumping spy when spy, by all accounts, should be dumping right now.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893529]

I can't wait until $NVDA is found to be civilly liable for all the x-ray ai revenge porn and fined 10 trillion dollars by women around the world.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893531]

>>57893484
I got some SPY 514 calls and quick sold them for a 20% gain, but on my fresh meme robinhood account so it was only $500. Then spent the day watching line go up.

If you're looking for Slurpables(tm) consider: LAAC, LUNR, BITF, ENLV
Some anon mentioned OMQS too but I have no idea what they do.

[Anonymous No.57893535]

>>57893519
Grindr

[Anonymous No.57893541]

>>57892959
>Enjoy the Bogleheads with their shitty VT and chill lagging market nonsense
Up 23% last year lol

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893549]

>>57893519
she wouldn't be depressed if you fucked her good

[Anonymous No.57893559]

>>57893488
Everything you said is already priced in though.

[Anonymous No.57893560]

>>57893519
how can she be depressed if the market is green?

[Anonymous No.57893562]

>>57893382
take your NVDA bs profits & run like hell. now

[Anonymous No.57893568]

Do you guys think the market will suddenly dump on his announcement in regards to taxes for gigacorps? And they will use that as a scapegoat reason for a dump?

Anyways, when is he speaking?

[Anonymous No.57893582]

NVDA pumping all semis saving my portfolio right now.

INTC 75 EOM

[Anonymous No.57893584]

>>57893098
Thats a Rivian. Amazon has majority stake. Also they are extremely popular, I see more and more every day (rich blue state)

[Anonymous No.57893587]

>>57893541
You mean up -7% after inflation?

[Anonymous No.57893589]

I did that!

[Anonymous No.57893590]

>>57893526
When you're the third biggest company in the world going through a once-in-a-lifetime bullrun, you tend to pull up in the indices you're traded on... even if the rest of the market is iffy at best.

[Anonymous No.57893592]

What’s the verdict on Disney?

[Anonymous No.57893596]

>>57893526
by what accounts exactly?
>>57893541
great! stay the course. keep those fees low. 3 fund portfolio! keep it simple!

[Anonymous No.57893598]

Fuck I need AMD at 214 before close

[Anonymous No.57893600]

all these numbers are just made up right

[Anonymous No.57893609]

>>57893519
send her picrel

[Anonymous No.57893619]

>>57893568
8pm central time tonight or about 7 bongs and 35 bings from now

[Anonymous No.57893621]

>>57893526
NVIDIA is at least part of the SPY.
EU goes up because SPY goes up, because NVDA goes up. What's worse?

[Anonymous No.57893623]

>>57893592
Guilty

[Anonymous No.57893625]

Should I buy?

[Anonymous No.57893628]

IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEEEEEYYYY

[Anonymous No.57893632]

>>57893488
checked
>This is completely game changing technology, literally revising how whole industries do business and how data is retrieved.
Correct. And that's why (at least) 85% of the companies currently on the S&P 500 will not exist by 2034.
Could be 100%.

[Anonymous No.57893633]

>TFW could have bought TQQQ/SOXL/META/NVDA and made life changing money and 10xed your portfolio 6 months ago... but instead sold for a puny 100% gain because you thought that was an exuberant return after holding for 2 months

I could have been a millionaire if I clicked certain buttons on a certain day, this market makes me want to KMS

[Anonymous No.57893634]

>>57893584
I'm a europoor so I've never seen them before, but having Amazon onboard sounds promising, and afaik even America has states that subsidize EVs
Still a disgusting design, but that's apparently the future, won't be caught dead in a calart car kek

[Anonymous No.57893642]

>>57893619
wtf why so late? He won't be able to sleep if he takes speed so late. Will be 2pm in the night for me.

[Anonymous No.57893651]

>>57893582
Seeing this whilst Mark Gurman was on jewbergtv made me realize what a troll he is

[Anonymous No.57893653]

>>57893619
Can you convert that to metric time for me

[Anonymous No.57893657]

>>57892630
Rolls-Royce NIGGERS
i told you retards to just hold, but OHHH NO

my rycey is staying spicy

[Anonymous No.57893658]

>>57893592
Gay as charged.

[Anonymous No.57893667]

>>57893642
Sorry I meant 6 bongs, not 7. They'll have Brandon so pumped full of chemicals I think he'll be able to stay awake.

[Anonymous No.57893673]

>>57893587
>>57893587
>implying inflation matters
Oh you inflation isn't real.

[Anonymous No.57893679]

>>57893633
Yeah you could have been a millionaire if you went to the casino sat down on the $1000 machine that's about to hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.57893682]

Butterflies for after close today.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893683]

>>57893609
No wonder faggots who like to eat cum and get fucked in the ass always seem so happy.

[Anonymous No.57893699]

Why is IBIT not having an options chain (yet)?

[Anonymous No.57893701]

>>57893323
Would it make you feel better to think of it as an american tech company?
>>57893634
Well as a europoor you know that americans, especially rich americans, have exceedingly poor tastes. That means anything you hate will sell like hotcakes. They just had a very bad earnings report due to the EV sales slump right now. But this is an excellent long term invest. Don’t miss the slurpitunity of a lifetime on this one

[Anonymous No.57893707]

I broke even on SOXL after so many years
It feels so unreal bros

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893713]

>>57893673
Inflation is a result of greedy corporations charging more for goods and services to increase their bottom lines. Joe Biden is going to announce he will defeat inflation by increasing the taxes on them so they pay their fair share.

[Anonymous No.57893714]

>>57893633
The answer is to never sell. I bought 3 NVDA shares late 2022 and sold them june last year, thank God it was only 3 shares.

[Anonymous No.57893725]

>They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now
>They'll say

[Anonymous No.57893735]

>>57893683
should "we" also eat our own cum then? hmm
>>57893707
enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.57893743]

What the… no…

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893744]

>>57893735
maybe if you're a faggot. for men like me there's always scotch.

[Anonymous No.57893746]

>>57893633
there's always the next big thing. What about GOOGL? Good valuation, recently heemed itself with Gemini. Maybe it can get its shit together.

[Anonymous No.57893755]

Absolutely bullish.

[Anonymous No.57893757]

>>57893621
>caring about the eu market
The only market that matters is the US and the only stock in that market that matters is NVDA. Fuck this gay clown market.

[Anonymous No.57893758]

>>57893725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
mPBzujm-cF8

[Anonymous No.57893761]

>>57893632
>and that's why (at least) 85% of the companies currently on the S&P 500 will not exist by 2034
That's why you should buy the index, it automatically purges the losers.

[Anonymous No.57893765]

>>57893667
Cocaine. just like last year.

[Anonymous No.57893767]

TSM is free money. 200 EOY

[Anonymous No.57893775]

>>57893744
ill experiment this weekend and see which one makes me feel better

[Anonymous No.57893779]

>>57893744
scotch sucks balls

[Anonymous No.57893784]

>>57892655
>Adobe
How's their AI game? Might be a sleeper.

[Anonymous No.57893795]

>>57893779
you shut your filthy whore mouth

[Anonymous No.57893796]

lmao this company is going to 10x by 2026

[Anonymous No.57893801]

>>57893795
r u my boss u nigger

[Anonymous No.57893802]

>>57893784
you can pay for 1 month of adobe access to test yourself. Just mind the cancellation fee

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893803]

>>57893755
Can't we just fire like 3/4 of the government workforce and still have a functional country? Like when the government shuts down cause Congress can't pass a budget, life goes on, and only non-essential services get shut off. So lets just go ahead and shut off the (((non-essential services))) and try to operate the government at a surplus so that we can stop borrowing from our children and our grand-children?

[Anonymous No.57893806]

>>57892889
I wake up
>turn on pc
>log into biz for stock cheat codes
>someone posts titties
>I beat my peanits
>take a phone break
>go down biz catalog
>someone posts tits in op for shit coin
>here we go again
>then
>I sleep
I have a trust fund its great

[Anonymous No.57893812]

>>57893784
have you tried it ?

[Anonymous No.57893817]

AVGO puts!? no way this rips into earnings, everyone seems too bullish

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893822]

>>57893779
If you still feel bad after drinking the scotch, just beat your wife and kids.

[Anonymous No.57893825]

>>57893519
Tell her to get her fat lazy ass some exercise and stop watching the news.

[Anonymous No.57893833]

NatGas bros we're back, I'm slurping again!

[Anonymous No.57893843]

>>57893806
Can we be friends?

[Anonymous No.57893848]

You ARE going to load on TSM calls, right?

[Anonymous No.57893852]

>>57893609
>cumming inside your slampig
yikes

[Anonymous No.57893866]

>>57893784
They have some AI tools in Photoshop and other apps... though they have for a couple years now at least.
I'm sure they'll say "AI" a billion times, so it will probably pump
I'm buying calls now
UIPath (PATH) could also be something too. I interviewed for a job there a while back and the recruiter was talking about them wanting to add AI features and shit.
In fact... you can go look at the job postings for any tech company probably and see if they're hiring for AI skills. I just checked PagerDuty (PD) and they have openings for ML engineers. Smartsheet (SMAR) also has an opening for AI developer. Same with Asana (ASAN).
I'm sure all of these companies will say "AI" over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.57893870]

>>57892813
Post the peter lynch where he's orgasming

[Anonymous No.57893872]

I think it might be time to start buying AAPL again

[Anonymous No.57893874]

>>57893761
AI euphorbia bears are like picrel saying
>White man give us many glass beads, bead pile go to sky

[Anonymous No.57893877]

>>57893812
No. I imagine it's cucked beyond belief like Bing. Just wondered if it looked like something that design companies etc might adopt.

[Anonymous No.57893880]

>>57893817
I used to think like that, but look at NVDA last earnings and META. Pre-earnings activity doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna be "opposite". It's a fallacy you gotta check yourself on.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57893881]

does the line ever stop going up

[Anonymous No.57893894]

>>57893801
Can your boss talk like that to you?

[Anonymous No.57893897]

>>57893833
grabbed some about a week ago. no regrets. down about .39%

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893910]

>>57893852
trust me it feels way better than pulling out

>>57893848
I might jump in, I'll let you know when so that you're able to get out before I get fucked.

[Anonymous No.57893914]

>>57893877
>>57893812
I've tried it
It's not as intuitive as the ad makes it seem and it often doesn't make the desired changes even when attempting multiple shots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvBRj--sUMU

[Anonymous No.57893915]

>>57893881
Only when I buy in.

[Anonymous No.57893923]

SOMEONE POST THE PETER LYNCH PLEASURE FACE!

[Anonymous No.57893941]

>>57893915
BUY NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THINK OF THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.57893940]

>Bloomberg Opinion

>@opinion
>America’s cost of living, which surged to a four-decade high during Biden’s first two years, is poised to return to its pre-pandemic level this year.

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57893949]

GO TSLA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57893954]

girl on bbtv looks like the girl from the chainsmokers selfie video lol

[Anonymous No.57893964]

>>57893940
wut?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57893966]

>>57892814
Did you learn anything? If so, really?

[Anonymous No.57893965]

>>57893940
Does anyone outside of government 50 cent army shills believe this?

[Anonymous No.57893974]

>>57893940
>Coincidentally during an election year
>Coincidentally for four months before hte election
>Coincidentally people have the memory of goldfish
>Coincidentally by February 2025, cost of living will go to record highs

[Anonymous No.57893982]

>>57893940
Uh rentbros!?

[Anonymous No.57893984]

In 24 hours NVDA went up 30$ stock price. How many years or Q will they need to earn that money?

[Anonymous No.57893987]

>>57893701
Don't worry, we've got shit taste too, so many Teslas around, even saw a Fisher Ocean a few days ago, and the German cars aren't looking much better, but I'll look into RIVN

[Anonymous No.57893988]

>>57893940
Good job, crew. It only took you four years.

[Anonymous No.57893997]

>>57893940
Common Biden W
I knew he could do it

[Anonymous No.57894000]

>>57893562
No

[Anonymous No.57894004]

>>57893881
Not in Joe's America it doesn't

[Anonymous No.57894006]

[Anonymous No.57894010]

>>57893987
Fisker will absolutely not survive without an astounding amount of EU subsidies. I’m very bearish on them.

[Anonymous No.57894011]

>>57893982
>>57893974
>>57893965
>>57893964

[Anonymous No.57894014]

>>57893866
Ok, I just put my money on this strategy
Bought $560 in calls in some of those companies. Guess I'll find out how it goes next week

[Anonymous No.57894020]

I don't understand why you'd be a bear with rate cuts on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.57894023]

>ON pumping
Where have I seen this before?

[Anonymous No.57894025]

dear /smg/ should i use fidelity as a broker?

[Anonymous No.57894028]

>>57894011
>Rapid disinflation is a RECORD!!
Love how they spin it. No mention of the record inflation KEK
>But that was Drumpf's fault!!!

[Anonymous No.57894032]

Gonna be funny to see what happens to NVDA when my nigga Xi moves into Taiwan and takes whats rightfully his

[Anonymous No.57894033]

>>57894025
Schwab

[Anonymous No.57894036]

>>57894011
>cost of living is going up less rapidly
>that means the cost of living is going down
Every last one of these regime propagandists needs to be executed for treason.

[Anonymous No.57894038]

>>57894025
I'm happy enough with it

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894041]

>>57894020
I wouldn't be surprised if we don't get any rate cuts until after the election. #RateCuts #Retards #Inflation

[Anonymous No.57894046]

>>57894011
>Winkler
What's the odds of that being ashkanzi name?

[Anonymous No.57894052]

>>57894036
People are easily fooled by "rate" of increase. Look at inflation.

[Anonymous No.57894055]

>>57894046
High
Winkel=Angle
Winkler= somebody doing angles or measuring them?

[Anonymous No.57894056]

>>57894010
Yeah FSR is finished, looks like Henrik Fisker will have to start over for the 3rd time, the baggie cope is hilarious though

[Anonymous No.57894068]

>>57894052
Incidentally, using custom ROC indicators on my TA has treated me well

[Anonymous No.57894096]

I should have put in more. This is since June. Fucking hell. I'm sure I had $350-$400k at the time.

[Anonymous No.57894102]

Is the fake dump starting?

[Anonymous No.57894106]

POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR
>POWER HOUR
POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.57894108]

>>57894025
Ibkr baby

[Anonymous No.57894114]

>>57893914
agree. AI will eventually allow "every" front desk worker to do that. how do you sell it then ? remember postscript ? take profits

[Anonymous No.57894128]

[Anonymous No.57894131]

>>57893914
>firefly
>It's a bird

[Anonymous No.57894135]

>>57893987
Rivian still isn't making anything close to profit. If you want an EV, Teslas are far and away the best option. Tesla isn't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.57894142]

>>57894011
It's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.57894143]

>>57894000
good luck. carry on. u might wanna screen cap this.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894149]

THIS IS IT!!! $NVDA IS CRASHING!!! GO!!! GO!!! GO!!!

[Anonymous No.57894150]

So that was it...
That was the top...

[Anonymous No.57894151]

Whew.

[Anonymous No.57894153]

WTFWT?!

[Anonymous No.57894158]

>>57894102
The pump was fake and gay. The dump will be straight and real

[Anonymous No.57894163]

>US Consumer Credit (USD) Jan: 19.495B (est 10.000B; prev 1.561B; prevR 0.919B)

doombull, people are taking credit and gambling on the stock market 100%

[Anonymous No.57894170]

>>57893633
>miss the post-covid bull run
>miss the AI bull run

kek im retarded heh

[Anonymous No.57894174]

>>57894163
Interest rates are too low
The FED is fucking up

[Anonymous No.57894176]

>Xcel Energy says its facilities may have started largest wildfire in Texas history
>up over 2%
Sometimes the market gives you freebies mark my words.

[Anonymous No.57894187]

>>57894170
Stop listening to all the bears here

[Anonymous No.57894188]

dump

[Anonymous No.57894189]

i am so fucking ready to short nvidia. what do we think the peak share price could be?

[Anonymous No.57894190]

>>57894055
I guess it means corner store shopkeeper

[Anonymous No.57894193]

>>57894020
Historically, historical changes have happened.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894195]

>>57894163
Are you sure they're not just going to Cost & Co. and using their Cost & Co. business credit cards to make purchases inside the store?

[Anonymous No.57894207]

i bought nvda a few days ago. its up 15% since then.

[Anonymous No.57894211]

>>57894143
Why would I care to remember something that will not come to pass? I might as well have screenshots of Y2K schizo articles lying around too.

[Anonymous No.57894216]

>>57894207
K. Keep me posted

[Anonymous No.57894221]

>>57894135
I refuse to get in Tesla vehicles. I tried to tell a family member they shouldn't drive theirs nor let their kids in it.
people dont care so $TSLA up

[Anonymous No.57894227]

omg omg someone BAKE *hyperventilates*

[Anonymous No.57894240]

Been gone for like 2 years. I'd invest in NVDA but this dump is going to be wild.

[Anonymous No.57894243]

[Anonymous No.57894253]

>>57894000
nice digits

[Anonymous No.57894254]

>>57894240
We haven't even begun to moon.

[Anonymous No.57894257]

I'm not baking but I'm burning this thread.

[Anonymous No.57894272]

baked
>>57894268
>>57894268
>>57894268

[Anonymous No.57894273]

>>57894240
long investors who understand the sector/ domain will buy the dip if that happens. consider a buy order in case of a flash crash and dont pay attention for a while

[Anonymous No.57894287]

>>57894254
>back to normal

[Anonymous No.57894289]

>>57894033
thinkorswim rocks

[Anonymous No.57894297]

What's everyone's Nvidia average
$187 here

[Anonymous No.57894302]

[Anonymous No.57894312]

Did baggie ever post his profit from all those calls he bought the day before yesterday?

[Anonymous No.57894313]

I missed the top because I was on the fricken phone with my mommy

[Anonymous No.57894379]

>>57893707
this is your one opportunity to escape the hell hole you have been in for years
yet I bet you and so many others would choose to risk it all and stay

run and never look back

[Anonymous No.57894416]

>>57893707
>Broke even
>Didn't take into account inflation
>Didn't take into account opportunity cost
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.57894566]

>>57894379
i am trying to warn them

[Anonymous No.57894621]

NVDA vs. MSTR
Which is the better stock to ape in this late in the game?