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[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57857738]

Baby's First Liquidity Grab Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57857762]

>>57829463

[Anonymous No.57857778]

>>57857738
So, what 2DTE calls buy?

[Anonymous No.57857795]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57857802]

THE END OF THE 2 MORE WEEKS IS FINALLY UPON US! WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 2 MORE DAYS

[Anonymous No.57857804]

>>57857778
>Buying calls before the Cyber Pandemic
Do people really?

[Anonymous No.57857806]

Markets are dumping today so that they can pump like you wouldn’t believe tomorrow. To celebrate Trump’s victory.

[Anonymous No.57857811]

Gonna laugh so fucking hard when everything moons tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57857820]

>>57857778
Crwd for earnings 330c

[Anonymous No.57857835]

I told you fuckers not to dump it today.

[Anonymous No.57857846]

>Don’t Invest in China, Goldman Sachs Wealth Management CIO Warns

BABA bug signal

[Anonymous No.57857853]

What we slurpin from this beautiful clearance sale today my friends

[Anonymous No.57857856]

everything is going to pump so hard tomorrow hahHAHAHAHA now is literally the best time to buy you fucking idiots I cant believe people are selling LMFAO gonna get so rich off you weak hands

[Anonymous No.57857861]

ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57857868]

I think the most retarded positon is long NVDA and short Shit and Piss
only crabbing can kill me now.

[Anonymous No.57857872]

I just need MSFT to stay above 280 through the remainder of this month...
As long as it does that, I'm winning

[Anonymous No.57857875]

>he didn't buy NATGAS AND OIL after being told over and over
>he held FAKE AND GAY TECHTROON SHIT
>he's a NIGGER who gave his money to JEWS

[Anonymous No.57857877]

Sold my SOXX at 675. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.57857878]

>>57857811
I will laugh harder when the market plummets at an exponential rate until friday.
>2% today
>4%Wednesday
>8% Thursday
>16% friday
If my math is right (and it usually isn't) We are going to 339 by Friday.

[Anonymous No.57857884]

>>57857846
Kek don't buy after a 4 year bear market.

[Anonymous No.57857895]

>>57857878
I would cum.

[Anonymous No.57857899]

>>57857804
Why would that happen in a few days from now? Klaus never even said what year it would happen in

[Anonymous No.57857914]

>>57857861
I don't get why this is supposed to be funny. The market moving drastically with no information available to 99% of retail traders is unequivocally a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.57857917]

I feel numb...

[Anonymous No.57857918]

>>57857738
BBAI bros, I hope the earnings report will save us.

[Anonymous No.57857921]

>>57857895
We would just be going back to January levels.

[Anonymous No.57857920]

>>57857861
>ON NO NEWS
"It's quiet... too quiet" is a legitimate reason to pivot and begin selling your securities.

[Anonymous No.57857926]

>Citi, $C, has said that the S&P 500 not in a bubble, and tells investors to 'buy pullbacks,' per Bloomberg

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57857932]

My covered calls are doing great today!

[Anonymous No.57857940]

>>57857926
based

[Anonymous No.57857944]

>>57857755
Google won't be able to fix Gemini any more than the Red Army could gussy up their army to take on Finland in 1939.

[Anonymous No.57857952]

>>57857932
i got exercised at 38

[Anonymous No.57857967]

I TOLD ALL OF YOU TO BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOO YOU DECIDED TO PARADE TO THE PARTHIDE ANYWAYS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57857972]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.57857973]

>>57857944
Finland lost thoughever?

[Anonymous No.57857975]

>just panic bought more BBAI calls
Damnit

[Anonymous No.57857989]

>>57857878
Finally, the prophecy will be fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.57857994]

>>57857914
Retail traders have been told for MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS that DEBT is way too high with major crunches in store, INFLATION is way too high, VALUATIONS are way too high, on and on and on.
YOU
NIGGERTARDS
HAVE
BEEN
FUCKING
TOLD
O
L
DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES

[Anonymous No.57858003]

>>57857914
>The market moving drastically with no information available to 99% of retail traders is unequivocally a bad thing.
It behaving predictably would be a bad thing.
Everybody should know it is a random walk.

[Anonymous No.57858011]

>>javascript:quote('57857698')

make me sad

[Anonymous No.57858012]

>>57857878
The market expects powell to be hawkish tomorrow, rightfully so. I just hope he won't be a faggot again

[Anonymous No.57858014]

>>57857989
w-what happens in 2041?

[Anonymous No.57858024]

>>57857994
Not only do you type like a complete fucking dumbass, your evaluation of the market is retarded. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.57858028]

>>57857973
The point is that the Soviets had to have their army absolutely decimated over and over, for years, to undo political rot. Pajeets, aimless soiboy programmers, and insane communist trannies make Google punch far below its weight class.

[Anonymous No.57858054]

>>57858014
Don't worry about things you won't live to see.

[Anonymous No.57858055]

>>57858014
The book of Enoch gets interwoven back into the holy scripture and all that spooky shit happens.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858057]

>>57858014
We make it.

[Anonymous No.57858064]

>>57857738
What a shitty bloodbath.
in b4 bears giving me shit for Friday

[Anonymous No.57858066]

>>57857967
The real fun begins on 3/11. Epic market crash that will dwarf 2008 by a huge margin.

[Anonymous No.57858080]

>>57857918
Me too friend. Get some puts just in case

[Anonymous No.57858085]

it's over, power hour failed me.

[Anonymous No.57858092]

>>57857926
Top signal
>Billionaires start selling their bags
>Citibank says its a good time for goys to buy

[Anonymous No.57858106]

>>57858012
>“While stock prices are not part of the Fed’s official mandate, we do wonder if he will try to dampen the market’s recent enthusiasm by delivering a more hawkish than expected message,” writes Nicholas Colas, co-founder of DataTrek Research.
Colas also points out that the Atlanta Fed's GDPNow Model cut its first-quarter GDP estimate by over a point last week from 3.2% to 2.1%.

I don't think this will last forever, I think AI is here to stay and SMCI, NVDA, DELL are great long holds... but for short term investors... I wonder if this is profit taking time?

I own a ton of CLS, I really wanna don't wanna watch it crater.

[Anonymous No.57858111]

>>57858012
What could Powell say that's hawkish? "Higher for longer" isn't hawkish anymore, he would legitimately have to come out and say the Fed is completely reevaluating its policy

[Anonymous No.57858113]

>>57858066
Fuckin' opex window of weakness bullshit Cem Karsan prophesying.

[Anonymous No.57858125]

>>57857989
We are at the
>KRUGMANS GONE TO FAR
moment
BECAUSE GODDAMN LOOK AT WHAT BAT SHIT INSANE THINGS THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS PUBLISHING ON THE MOST PRIVILGED PLATFORM IN EXISTENCE

[Anonymous No.57858129]

>>57858014
If you still refuse to get nanobot boosters you won't be able to own stonks

[Anonymous No.57858127]

>>57857994
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mpe4hdOhSU
I'LL BE HERE A WHILE
AINT GOIN' NOWHERE

[Anonymous No.57858131]

Look at the relative strength of NVDA. It's such a beast. I might just sell everything and go all in.

[Anonymous No.57858132]

>Ukraine’s top energy official ruled out any commercial agreements to allow Russian natural gas to continue flowing through the country

Oh, so Russia blew Nordstream 2 too!

[Anonymous No.57858140]

>>57858111
Inflation reaccelerating, one more hike then we're done, etc etc.

Bye bye wealth effect if that happens.

[Anonymous No.57858160]

>>57858092
>Citibank
Citibank? Haven't heard from them in a long time.
Wasn't their female CEO attempting to reduce scale and make the bank smaller to get a handle on managing it?
"I'm a woman, I need this to work in easy mode"

[Anonymous No.57858161]

>>57857972
>Nuland was born in 1961 to Sherwin B. Nuland, a surgeon born to Eastern European Jewish immigrants from Bessarabia
financial coincidence anon

[Anonymous No.57858164]

>>57857926
> NVDA -0.54%
OMG, the sock market peaked.

[Anonymous No.57858167]

>>57858024
At least I am
GREEN
R
E
E
NIGGERTARDS GONNA NIGGERTARD

[Anonymous No.57858186]

>>57857795
I MADE MY MISTAAAAKES

[Anonymous No.57858187]

>>57858140
so why 2y/10y are dropping like stones.

[Anonymous No.57858188]

>>57858014
India civil war as it's the only country left.
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.57858191]

>>57857926
Where's the lie?

[Anonymous No.57858193]

>Starting to see article after article saying that an economic crash isn't going to happen
They're going full damage control at this point
We are so fucked

[Anonymous No.57858215]

>>57857918
Just like SOUN’s earning report saved its stock price last week?

[Anonymous No.57858224]

>>57858193
I can't say what will happen, but I know the ride hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.57858229]

Bros...I knew I wasnt gonna make it... investing is a rich man's game after all...

[Anonymous No.57858249]

Memeline bros, will the 20dma hold this time? Squeeze line already killed, bear macd cross too. Seen that a few times this year though. What will be your remain short signal? This isn't enough for me.

[Anonymous No.57858262]

>>57858167
I'm still up 52% ytd faggot

>>57858140
Lmao inflation isn't accelerating you alarmist fuck, and another rate hike is absolutely not happening. This is why it's impossible to take bears seriously, everything just becomes so outlandish as soon as they see red

[Anonymous No.57858264]

>>57858193
same as it ever was
>were in a recession recently but they changed the definition
many such instances, sad

[Anonymous No.57858266]

>>57858187
Remember 2022? Bond market schizos are no more accurate than anyone else when it comes to this stuff. People panic bidding TLT aren't calmly assessing inflation forecasts for the next eight quarters.

[Anonymous No.57858269]

>>57858215
I fucked up on SOUN. I correctly called the action but accidentally bought IV that was farbyeond what is responsible by any measure of the word.

[Anonymous No.57858275]

>>57858186
GOT NOWHERE TO RUUUUUUUUUUUN

[Anonymous No.57858286]

Fuck Trump
He's gonna Sneed N Pee my SNP...

[Anonymous No.57858289]

Can someone link me the "look at apple computer" video so I can save it this time and not have to search like a chud on gaygle. Also someone give me rockers youtube. His last vid made me lol hard, comparing himself to michael burry

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858291]

I bought 91 Spy call options. We better gap the fuck up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57858302]

Gold is up guys....

[Anonymous No.57858307]

>>57858127
I used to hear them on the radio all the time back in the 90s, never heard that one. That BASS is indeed breddy gud! BUT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn2PNlhvy8E

LARRY GONNA ADD SOME BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.57858311]

>>57858193
I literally said 1-2 days ago last time when BOFA made an S&P estimate it crashed in september. Now they did it again!

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/bofa-raises-sp-500-year-end-target-5400-2024-03-04/

[Anonymous No.57858312]

If TSLA closes above $180 then Jerome won't see his own shadow before congress tomorrow and the market will enter a golden bullrun.

[Anonymous No.57858313]

>>57858229
Just buy $436 SPY butterflys for tomorrow with $3 wings for a easy fast 3X and you will be at $6000 very close tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57858316]

>>57858275
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID
>YOU MOVING TO UNCLE AND AUNTIES IN BEL-AIR

[Anonymous No.57858319]

>>57858275
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS IM FADIN AWAAAAAAYY

IM SICK OF THIS LIFE

I JUST WANNA SCREEEEAAAAM

[Anonymous No.57858324]

>>57858249
I need to see everything plateau for at least a week or two, like it did before the August-October bed shitting last year. Otherwise there will be no signal and we're just going to get hyper jewed at 4am like always.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858325]

>>57858291
91 calls and my digits were 91. Looks like I'm gonna make some money tomorrow too. Have a good one guys.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57858326]

>>57858266
Remember 2022? when did US02Y drop in 2022?

[Anonymous No.57858328]

>my AAPL & TSLA long shares getting absolutely heemed
>But still making good money with my day trades
>It's 70 degrees outside
>Went for a 3 mile run two days in a row
>Jammin' tunes in the garage instead of watching power hour
>Steaks and lamb chops in the fridge
>Final fantasy 7 rebirth on the Goystation5
>Prayed the rosary today
Things are breddy gub all things considered

[Anonymous No.57858337]

>>57858262
Oh, good, I don't want anyone, even NIGGERTROONTARDS, to lose their precious capital.

[Anonymous No.57858336]

>>57858302
Silver is up too

[Anonymous No.57858341]

>>57858291
Ive got 40 $510 calls for friday. Ez money, r-right?

[Anonymous No.57858342]

>>57858262
>Lmao inflation isn't accelerating you alarmist fuck, and another rate hike is absolutely not happening. This is why it's impossible to take bears seriously, everything just becomes so outlandish as soon as they see red

Remind me again what the F.E.D. inflation target is. 3%? 4%? I forget.

[Anonymous No.57858344]

>>57858311
https://www.reuters.com/markets/bofa-lifts-sp-500-2023-end-target-by-7-led-by-old-economy-stocks-2023-09-20/

[Anonymous No.57858345]

>>57858291
Post em

[Anonymous No.57858357]

Joe Biden has collapsed the US economy.

[Anonymous No.57858366]

>>57858319
>>57858316
how could this happen to me..

[Anonymous No.57858367]

>>57858328
I'm happy for you, anon. Ave Maria!

[Anonymous No.57858370]

>>57857738
Nothing feels better than finishing green on a very red day

[Anonymous No.57858371]

>>57858326
Rape hikes and inflation heemed bond baggies. As their expectations were btfo again and again.

They were wrong on the way up, so why would you assume they get it right on the way down? If rates even go down in 2024.

[Anonymous No.57858373]

>>57858324

[Anonymous No.57858381]

>>57858342
>Says F.E.D.
>Has a retarded take about the economy
LITERALLY EVERY TIME LMAO

[Anonymous No.57858394]

>>57858269
Hey, live and learn.

>>57858289
BUDDY you could've saved it a long time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.57858404]

AT&T computer chads are the real winners tiday

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858403]

>>57858345
The 2 option strategy is 25 @ $505 & $506. Then the rest are pretty easy to figure out.

[Anonymous No.57858409]

Wtf? I was told by a pornface avatar poster to buy calls?! I am losing everything!

[Anonymous No.57858412]

this is what you guys get for owning zero USAC

[Anonymous No.57858413]

I'm just not sold on this dump I dunno.

[Anonymous No.57858417]

>>57858381

[Anonymous No.57858426]

>>57858394
Thanks BUDDY

[Anonymous No.57858428]

>>57858289
Oh and Rocker's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkySgG6pQiU

[Anonymous No.57858437]

>>57858370
Yep, it was like riding a NATGAS AND OIL rocket into SPACE and then going into orbit in the XOM capsule.

[Anonymous No.57858441]

>>57858409
You got memed on by feds, son.

[Anonymous No.57858445]

>>57858413
I'll sell it to ya for a nickel

[Anonymous No.57858452]

>>57858413
>pic
Long Western Sky?

[Anonymous No.57858453]

>>57858311
>BOFA
Bofa deez crashes

[Anonymous No.57858456]

>>57858403
Praying for you baggie better be here at the bang bang bang tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57858463]

>>57858381
that's the point

[Anonymous No.57858473]

>>57857738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWFe2R8EwE

[Anonymous No.57858474]

>>57858403
We gonna gap up, but just hope your fellow tribesman lets the gap hold by open and you be set.

Might wanna stop by temple tonight to get Rabbi on board

[Anonymous No.57858487]

>>57858409
Oh really? he did that too in July!

[Anonymous No.57858505]

>>57858403
I just bought an assload of puts for tomorrow you nigger

[Anonymous No.57858511]

>>57858249
options just limits your exposure. with all the gains

[Anonymous No.57858512]

>>57858409
Maybe he meant to include "in NATGAS AND OIL" but forgot or just assumed (You) NIGGERTROONTARDS would know?

[Anonymous No.57858513]

>Spirit Airlines got their appeal request denied yesterday and dumped almost as hard as their initial merger denial
Lol they're so fucked, I'm glad I only put 2k into the coin flip for the funny. Not sure if I should ride the disaster into their bankruptcy or get out with 1k now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858518]

>>57858474
>implying I want the Russians to stop their genocide of Nazis in the borderland and cease fire.

[Anonymous No.57858519]

>>57858357
Don't care still ridin' with biden
Simple as

[Anonymous No.57858520]

NVDA going green for the close

[Anonymous No.57858523]

>>57858505

[Anonymous No.57858527]

>>57857914
news doesn't matter. You're a midwit if you truly think it does. The move is the move is the move and the dd was spread last weekend at the childspitroast bbqw. The shows you see online/tv are made to sell advertisements and disseminate propaganda.

Anne Couling should sue israel.

[Anonymous No.57858531]

>>57857738
since when are gamestops that well stocked anymore?

[Anonymous No.57858534]

smci really closed the gap kek

[Anonymous No.57858536]

this is your LAST AND ABSOLUTE FINAL CHANCE to buy these low low low prices!!!!!


IF YOU DONT BUY TODAY YOU ARE PRICED OUT FOREVER

[Anonymous No.57858539]

Y'all smiggers gonna boil

[Anonymous No.57858543]

>>57858404
Haven't you heard they are going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57858550]

>>57858519
Hell yeah! Everybody scream fuck the world! I'm also a juggalo for life.

[Anonymous No.57858563]

>>57858520
cmon baby give me that beautiful hammer candle

[Anonymous No.57858570]

What time does Powell talk tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57858572]

>>57858518
The synagogue of you know what doesn't like peace, what a shocker

[Anonymous No.57858574]

>>57858550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlArxtuQEMc

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858584]

>>57858527
This
The candle is the only news that matters. The candles know, they always know. However sometimes everyone except me is wrong and that's a whole another issue worthy of discussion.

[Anonymous No.57858601]

>>57858403
What is the point of buying all those different in the money strikes? Genuinely curious. Why not just buy them all at one particular strike?

[Anonymous No.57858607]

>>57858570
Did they??

[Anonymous No.57858608]

which way DXYman?

[Anonymous No.57858614]

i think LUNR is over after watching yesterday's 60 minute NASA updates. Not because there's anything wrong with LUNR's fundies, it's the fact they propped up these 3 women (mostly likely not very bright) women to represent the whole mission. They were well spoken enough but overall I'd estimate their IQs in the low 110s (at best). Especially the darkie 'interviewer' who used the words "it's so cool..." about a dozen different times.
Gonna put a stop loss sell on my 1000 shares around 6.5, hope for the best, and call it a day. Please offer up contrary opinions if you do so in a civil manner.

[Anonymous No.57858615]

>>57858531
No idea, can't remember the last time i was in one, i think halo 3.

[Anonymous No.57858637]

>>57858607
10
but the speech might get released earlier

[Anonymous No.57858638]

>>57858570
10

[Anonymous No.57858648]

>>57858570
10am est, and the following day 9:40am est.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858652]

>>57858601
You ever fuck a girl? You can't just throw your whole 7 inches in at once. I mean when you're working with 5 inches that might be okay, but you gotta test it a little and then go further and further in and then like yeah that's when reality really sets in.

[Anonymous No.57858654]

>>57858584
I concur. I posted the bottom an hour ago.

>>57858608
I figure up so they can sweat mumus for cheap before the toothless fed comes out tomorrow for nothingburger lunch.

[Anonymous No.57858655]

i sold all my nycb yesterday. i have been fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.57858656]

>>57858601
It throws off the 87,000 new irs agents watching his account in live time with no warrant

[Anonymous No.57858670]

>3:45 hits
>Lol I was just pretending to be retarded
Every time.

[Anonymous No.57858672]

>>57858513
Put the 1k in JBLU. For the irony.

[Anonymous No.57858678]

Ten mins, do I go calls tomorrow or puts?????

Gut says calls.

[Anonymous No.57858685]

>>57858550
THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wKlpMxBX-jk
WHOOP WHOOP, SEE YALL ON SMG ISLAND

[Anonymous No.57858687]

>>57858655
I bought all your NYCB yesterday. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.57858686]

i bought puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.57858688]

>>57858655
Stop fucking with bankruptcy tickers anon.

[Anonymous No.57858689]

>>57858574
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QFQBPY6RKM&pp=ygUcSWNwIGZ1Y2sgdGhlIHdvcmxkIHdvb2RzdG9jaw%3D%3D
Reminder that the 90s were the best time to be alive. This when the world was it its peak before everything went to shit!

[Anonymous No.57858698]

>>57858328
BLESSED
A
S
ELVIS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
D

[Anonymous No.57858697]

>>57858652
classic Baggie commentary, lamo

[Anonymous No.57858703]

>>57858637
>>57858638
>>57858648
Thanks, I wasn't sure if it was morning or afternoon which is totally gonna dictate SPY or QQQ action

[Anonymous No.57858710]

>>57858614
The onein the middle is an edomite and theoneon therightis aman.

[Anonymous No.57858712]

>>57858678
CALLS:
NVDA
SPY

PUTS:
APPLE COMPUTER
TESLA

[Anonymous No.57858714]

>>57858678
Slightly bullish butterflies, they are cheap with high payouts

[Anonymous No.57858717]

I told you.
Mumus are literal retarded mongrel apes.

[Anonymous No.57858723]

>>57858678
Calls for Trump bump. If the market goes further down we fucked anyway so how cares

[Anonymous No.57858742]

>>57858717
WHY IS IT RECOVERINNG

[Anonymous No.57858746]

>>57858698
BLESSED
ASS TO ASS
S
ELVIS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS
D

[Anonymous No.57858748]

>>57858670
Just a little SHORT COVERING before tomorrow's
MUCH
DEEPER
DUMPPARINO

[Anonymous No.57858756]

>LIQUIDITY STATUS
:GRABBED:

[Anonymous No.57858759]

>>57858367
Luke 11:27-28

[Anonymous No.57858763]

>>57858742
Looks like bear season came early this year kek

[Anonymous No.57858769]

>>57858717
this is why I'm a little long nvda.
I think thats the new flight to quality.

[Anonymous No.57858768]

And just like that NVDA will never be red again

[Anonymous No.57858771]

even AMD is almost green. is this the power of bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.57858779]

>>57858652
Yea but you still loaded up when the market was at $507-$510 so if we open at $503 tomorrow you are heemed on all of them regardless right?

[Anonymous No.57858786]

>>57858748
Oh I forgot about the Congress circus, too.

[Anonymous No.57858790]

>>57858746
>ASS TO ASS
Been a while since (You) posted one of those!

[Anonymous No.57858797]

My lil SPY calls I bought 15 minutes ago be doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.57858805]

>>57858403
Alright Mr baguette. I have copied you. Do not fail me.

[Anonymous No.57858810]

>>57858328
How is rebirth by the way? I trust a biz anon over a shill or doomposter on /v/ any day

[Anonymous No.57858813]

hitting 508.35 and dumping.

[Anonymous No.57858826]

>>57858714
Going high risk and not running a spread. Good idea though.

>>57858723
>>57858712
Pic related. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.57858832]

FUCKING MAGNETS ARE FUCKING UP THE STOCK MARKET YO!!! FUCKING SEMICONDUCTORS, HOW DO YHEY WORK?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858834]

>>57858779
I tried to get the position close to where $507 makes me $5,000. There's the Greeks and you should learn them if you want to know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.57858840]

>>57858543
When was the last time you reached out and touched somebody?

[Anonymous No.57858842]

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.57858841]

My God, there it is. The infamous cash on the sidelines.

It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.57858847]

It's normal to have an economy where the words of one man can fuck up so much and make everyone apprehensive. (\sarcasm)

[Anonymous No.57858849]

How many reditards gonna get heemed when the diluted free janny shares get redeemed?

[Anonymous No.57858858]

haha, gold line go up

[Anonymous No.57858861]

>>57858826
I got a 510 too, let's ride.

[Anonymous No.57858862]

>>57858826
Based and Trump pilled

[Anonymous No.57858867]

>>57858834
Qrd on the greeks?

[Anonymous No.57858869]

>>57858842
KOLD signal

[Anonymous No.57858873]

>>57858832
And you fucking know you can't trust them scientists because they be fucking lying and shit

[Anonymous No.57858874]

You know, I'm something of an American Psycho myself

[Anonymous No.57858876]

>>57858858
>it loses to NVDL
>again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858877]

>>57858805
I'm not French you fucking retard. Am i holding a white flag? Does it look like I wear a uniform with yellow in the front and brown in the back?

[Anonymous No.57858883]

>>57858840
nta, but I just checked and the last time I touched another human being was 5 weeks ago
Is that why everything is dumping today?

[Anonymous No.57858884]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57858892]

I found him that nigger

[Anonymous No.57858896]

I've got 100k and it seems everything is going down. Any safe stocks or recommendations you guys recommend for me going all in or maybe a 50/50 split or maybe 45/45/10? Or just wait on a bigger dip/crash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858898]

>>57858867
They pretend to have Italian restaurants and make shitty pizza.

[Anonymous No.57858902]

>>57858867
They’re gay

[Anonymous No.57858903]

>>57858862
>>57858861
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GLITCH TO 510

[Anonymous No.57858907]

>>57858563
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.57858908]

>>57858834
>I tried to get the position close to where $507 makes me $5,000
That makes more sense. Good luck bro

[Anonymous No.57858912]

>>57858790
how can three little words mean so much

[Anonymous No.57858913]

>>57858884
-1.61%
could be worse

[Anonymous No.57858916]

>>57858884
I am making money in this market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858917]

What a fantastic day.

[Anonymous No.57858918]

>>57858884
+1.97%

[Anonymous No.57858924]

>>57858884
I'm still greedy. but I made enough on NVDA retardation to buy spy puts.

[Anonymous No.57858922]

>>57858678
newfag here. can someone explain to a retard like me how calls and puts work. i use vanguard brokerage

[Anonymous No.57858927]

>>57858884
-1.60%
But some of my trailing stop losses triggered so I realized $3700 in gains

[Anonymous No.57858930]

>>57858884
Very nicely.

[Anonymous No.57858934]

>>57858884
Seen better days for sure.

[Anonymous No.57858948]

1/80th of the American economy just vanished into thin air today. 80 more days like this and we won’t have a country anymore. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.57858953]

>>57858884
>Day flexes from +$400 to -$300 and finishes -$10 (unrealized)

[Anonymous No.57858958]

>>57858917
Fuckin
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57858959]

>>57858924
Read the links in the op newfag. That's what they're there for.

[Anonymous No.57858961]

All that work today and Bobo still didn't get to cum in the end.

[Anonymous No.57858968]

>>57858896
if your portfolio has anything less than 80% NVDA you're making a mistake.

[Anonymous No.57858979]

>>57858916
What did you have puts on?

[Anonymous No.57858988]

>>57858917
Now that's what I call podracing, congrats anon
>>57858922
Essentially buy calls if you think the line is going to go up, buy puts if you think the line is going to go down. But you should read up on them.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp

[Anonymous No.57858992]

>>57858884
-28%
-9k
BBAI fucking wrecked me. One of the most stressful days I've had in a while. I feel good about the spy calls I just got though desu

[Anonymous No.57858997]

>>57858884
+0.5%
XOM saving my ass once again

[Anonymous No.57858999]

>>57858917
Hey lemme hold $500 in doge til payday dawg

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859002]

>>57858922
See >>57858959
Sorry >>57858924

[Anonymous No.57859015]

I think we dump tomorrow at open again and then that nigger sends us to orbit at 9am CST (chad standard time)

[Anonymous No.57859019]

Imagine not owning NVDA lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.57859023]

This chart looks like repeated rugpulls. Stay safe out there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859024]

>>57858999
Today was payday Bobo, how the fuck didn't you get a piece of that?

[Anonymous No.57859030]

SPY gonna pump AH

[Anonymous No.57859033]

>>57858884

[Anonymous No.57859038]

>>57858883
Based. Or cringe. I don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.57859052]

>>57858979
Spy puts

[Anonymous No.57859054]

>>57859019
Yo fuck the people posting this cat mommy cia psyop bitch!

[Anonymous No.57859057]

>>57859024
I got liquidated awhile back, been on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.57859061]

>>57859023
no its just the cost of buying bonds every 3 months.

[Anonymous No.57859064]

>>57858997
BLESSED
A
S
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND ENERGY IS EVERYTHING
D

[Anonymous No.57859082]

>>57858710
it would be better if they had Jack Black's twin sister give some updates.

[Anonymous No.57859083]

>>57858884
>-2.23%
>YTD: 3.76%

And of course CRWD moons 15% the day I finally ditch the calls.

[Anonymous No.57859084]

>>57859064
Gimmick posters need to get the rope.

[Anonymous No.57859089]

>>57859015
If we dump tomorrow I think we are genuinely going into a recession.

[Anonymous No.57859091]

>ten new wars today
>no cause for dismay
>generally okay

[Anonymous No.57859095]

>>57858917
All in spy puts?

[Anonymous No.57859104]

>>57859023
How does the government let this happen???

[Anonymous No.57859110]

>>57858917
Do you use robinhood for easy options trading and then move your profits into long term holds in another brokerage?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859112]

>>57859057
F

[Anonymous No.57859120]

Fuckin as soon as I sold my SMCI calls the shit pumps god fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.57859121]

>>57857820
Dang sometimes even i'm right.

[Anonymous No.57859125]

>>57857820
I hope more anons listened to my advice and bought calls.

[Anonymous No.57859128]

>>57858672
I like the way you do business, anon
>>57858896
I like JEPI myself, it's something designed to help against a recession market. Right now it's my lion's share on my portfolio because the monthly dividends are great and I'm waiting on some pull backs to dump my cash into proper

[Anonymous No.57859134]

I hope i make profit from this

[Anonymous No.57859135]

>>57858948
We should be so lucky.

[Anonymous No.57859146]

Why is everything recovering after hours??

[Anonymous No.57859147]

>>57859125
They never do but it's all good. Plenty of room for the losers.

[Anonymous No.57859152]

>>57859104
I do not respect the SEC.

[Anonymous No.57859160]

So, who is your online broker of choice?

[Anonymous No.57859162]

>>57859146
Why did it go down in the first place?

[Anonymous No.57859170]

>>57857853
VOO

Gonna enjoy a rum and Coke tonight and get ready for some dip slurping.

[Anonymous No.57859175]

>>57859160
IBKR if you're serious, Vanguard if you don't want to hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.57859184]

Is there a leveraged inverse dating app ETF?

[Anonymous No.57859189]

>>57859147
some anons really just don't want to ever make it.

[Anonymous No.57859196]

>>57859175
I see, I am currently using fidelity and it feels like they are missing something. Not sure what.

[Anonymous No.57859198]

>>57859160
schwab for think or swim/ longterm, robinhood for the memes and disposable income. Shill fidelity if you're a butthurt videogame pawn shop baggie.

[Anonymous No.57859211]

>>57859160
IBKR

[Anonymous No.57859215]

>>57859084
Don't take the angst of your losses out on me, NIGGERFAGTARD. I told you to buy NATGAS AND OIL over and over and over but you didn't listen and now you are PAYING. It is your own
FAULT
A
UR MOM'S MUFF
L
T

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57859219]

>>57858884
Lost 5k, pretty good

[Anonymous No.57859222]

>>57857853
I'm averaging down on Alphabet. For better or worse.

[Anonymous No.57859243]

>>57859222
checked, glhf on that decision though

[Anonymous No.57859266]

>>57859198
>fidelity
>pawn shop baggie
>robinhood ever
nice bait

[Anonymous No.57859275]

>that bbai after hours climb
It's happening boys

>>57859160
RH for options. Fidelity for long term holds. Fidelity fuckin blows for options as I've learned today, it's super unintuitive

[Anonymous No.57859279]

I've seen this before.
Massive SPX gap up tomorrow, tears a new gap to the downside, closes the gap to the upside before EOD.
"Experts" will call this a correction and tell you this is how markets have behaved always.

[Anonymous No.57859305]

i work for CRWD, my stock compensation is looking very juicy lately.

[Anonymous No.57859308]

>>57859196
Charles "Klaus" Schwab recently bought and integrated ThinkOrSwim, which is also highly lauded as daytrading platform. Don't think there's anyone singing Fidelity's praises though.

[Anonymous No.57859318]

>>57859266
What exactly is wrong with robinhood? Ive literally never had a problem with them.

[Anonymous No.57859322]

>>57859266

[Anonymous No.57859335]

>>57859318
their whole business is selling your order flow. they get ahead of your trades. most are so small it doesn't matter tho

[Anonymous No.57859358]

>>57859279
100%. We'll dump as soon as Powell opens his mouth and then the next slightly dovish thing he says will send everything moonwards

[Anonymous No.57859364]

>>57858884
-37% end my misery

[Anonymous No.57859366]

>>57859318
People get butthurt because it is made to convince people to gamble on options. RH is backed by JP Morgan so even if it went belly up you'd just become a JPM investor.

[Anonymous No.57859375]

>>57859318
Nothing is wrong with it, it's just that npc reddit trans es use it so it gets a bad rap

[Anonymous No.57859383]

>>57859318
You'll find out the hard way when you submit a market buy order and it fills for like 0.5% over the current price and then the stock dumps

[Anonymous No.57859391]

>>57859318
Integrated stocks and crypto, plus 24/5 markets are pretty great.

[Anonymous No.57859401]

>>57859196
fidelity isn't great for active trading, which I like since I put long term stuff there while the other brokers might be better for that. they do have an ATP app though

[Anonymous No.57859408]

I am now sitting on:
1. $51k in a savings account earning 4.65%
2. $51k in another savings account earning 4.5%
3. $33k in JPST earning 5.5%
4. $30k in my brokerage cash position earning 4.9%
idk what to do with it all

[Anonymous No.57859424]

>>57859335
kek retard pfof keeps the music going

[Anonymous No.57859433]

>>57859219
Bro you have to be that coomler tripfag, you are just as bad as a trader as he is

[Anonymous No.57859434]

>>57859401
Active trading is difficult for me because I work most of the day. So I just throw what change I can into index funds and maybe a stock or two. I dont have the time or cash to do much else.

[Anonymous No.57859441]

I got a comfy 500 shares of $SOUN. The $20 minimum wage is fast approaching. Do you really think fast food restaurants are going to pay employees $20 an hour? No- they're going to turn to AI and automation.

[Anonymous No.57859445]

>>57859408
Sell 1, 2 and 4 and buy monthly t-bills

[Anonymous No.57859446]

>>57859408
I guess just keep waiting if you aren't buying equities. Please don't tell me you're waiting for "the big one".

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57859452]

>>57859433
Fuck you, I didn't really trade today, but my stocks obviously went down around 1.7%. Why are you so obsessed with this coomler fag and what did he even post?

[Anonymous No.57859489]

>>57859445
Well I can't clear out the 1st one because having $50k+ in that bank gets me special privileges. The others are just inertia.
Also... idk how to buy t-bills...? Is there an ETF?
>>57859446
I have $68k invested in equities right now, sitting on $25k in gains
I just don't know what else to do right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859498]

>>57859095
I didnt do an all in. I just bought some puts at open and flipped to calls before close. It was just 1 day trade Mr glowie fed its nigger

[Anonymous No.57859513]

>>57859408
we're getting to the point in the markets where I recommend writing covered puts

[Anonymous No.57859518]

how the fuck did i miss an entire thread while out on lunch? see you shitheads in the next one.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859520]

>>57859498
*IRS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57859535]

>>57859513
I recommend writing naked puts, free money is free money.

[Anonymous No.57859542]

im gonna sell some puts on SOXL and no one can stop me
>limit sell cuz not a bitch

[Anonymous No.57859551]

>>57859322
your reddit obsession has not gone unnoticed faggot

[Anonymous No.57859560]

>>57859082
Based rememberer!

[Anonymous No.57859564]

>>57859489
Just throw a few grand in diagonal reverse ratio back spreads and mix in a few target range bullish butterflies for tomorrow at half the dump of today for insurance and you have a 70% chance (conservatively) to get a 2 or 3x tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57859586]

>>57859104
If npcs could just not spend for a small time sars

[FRESH No.57859590]

>>57859573
>>57859573
>>57859573

[Anonymous No.57859604]

How are you feeling $SOUN bros?

[Anonymous No.57859613]

>>57859564
I have no idea what half of those things mean nor how to do any of them
Also when I touch options I fuck up like 9 out of 10 times

[Anonymous No.57859626]

>>57859489
You can either pay a fee and buy an etf, or just buy them yourself from treasury direct. If you buy them yourself, you will have to hold them till the end, but monthly is at 5.3%, with no state taxes. 2 months are at 5.5%.
These rates are all annualized of course

[Anonymous No.57859639]

>>57859613
he is just spewing shit to sound cool. does it make sense? sort of, ambiguous at best.

[Anonymous No.57859641]

>>57859162
There are only three types of candles. That is your first clue. The rest is up to you. You could google that and pull the thread of this sweater but you won’t will you ?

[Anonymous No.57859666]

>>57859613
Yea well yea probably just stick to what you know to be safe then

[Anonymous No.57859685]

>>57859626
How would the ETF work? If I buy the ETF tomorrow and in two weeks Jeromes lowers rates, would the ETF go up in value?

[Anonymous No.57859691]

>>57859383
Then dont market buy, are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.57859724]

>>57859498
Based.

[Anonymous No.57859727]

>>57859489
>Also... idk how to buy t-bills...? Is there an ETF?
Someone suggest that rugpull ETF

[Anonymous No.57859745]

>>57859604
I put $10k in last monday morning and then sold after earnings. Made profit. I kept $1k in as a long term hold in case it actually sticks around. May invest again before the next earnings for shits and giggles. But fundementally I do not trust this company to ever male a profit.

[Anonymous No.57859782]

[Anonymous No.57859783]

>>57859685
I buy them from treasury direct, so I don't know.
Probably.

[Anonymous No.57859889]

>>57859452
Nothing, your posts are just eerily similar to his and your trades are just as bad. Plus you are a new tripfag and I know /smg/ only has like a handful of people that post on here regularly.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57859903]

Jesus fucking christ market watch just showed me NVDA down 16% for a brief second.

[Anonymous No.57860081]

>>57858884
Bought the small AMD dip and ended green on it. However lost 13 total usd across all accounts so I'm roping.

[Anonymous No.57860093]

>>57858842
Why is the green killing him? Isn't green >>57858847
supposed to be good?

[Anonymous No.57860122]

>>57858884
-0.59%
Coulda been worse!

[Anonymous No.57860207]

$SOUN bros how you feeling?

[Anonymous No.57860851]

>>57858884
AIDS and fail