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BIG FUCKING HAPPENING!!!
We’re all fucked!

>> No.57857751

>>57857709
next time dex time!

>> No.57857757

>>57857709
Its not coinbase its uniswap
Theyve had problem for like 8 hours now

>> No.57857777

>>57857709
>>57857757
The future of finance.

>> No.57857865

I was trying to get some cheapies and got screwed too. My deposit isn't showing up in my available cash, and it's usually instant.
If you go to the help page, it gives a banner that there are long wait times for support right now. Something's brewing.

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>>57857709
>He thought they'd let him sell

>> No.57858110

The government money laundering tool casino is riiiiiiiigged REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.57858137

FUNDS ARE SAFU

>> No.57858159

>not using a dex
kek newfag

>> No.57858202

>>57857777

What do these digits mean??

>> No.57858234

>>57857709
Hodl Mode activated

>> No.57858244

THEY'RE SLURPING YOUR EMOTIONS

>> No.57858624
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57858624

>Social Media down
>Crypto exchanges shutting the gates closed

They'll have you all forced onto their CBDC's by the end of the year, broke and under the lash of their communist whip.

>> No.57858796

>>57858202
Means it's over. All your crypto can be just be turned off because a pajeet tripped over a cable in an office somewhere. Shoulda gotten out while you could.

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>>57857709
>our coins

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>> No.57859534

I've been trying to buy mochi and TYBG on the dip for an hour and I can't swap eth to metamask from CB because it's a massive piece of shit. It doesn't work on desktop, chrome mobile, or the mobile app.

I figured I'd at least use the eth crumbs in my wallet to grab more mochi, but sushiswap never fuckin loads a trade and kyberswap is a joke. Neither even let me get to the spebding cap approval. Wtf?

>> No.57859591

>>57859534
>sushiswap never fuckin loads a trade and kyberswap is a joke. Neither even let me get to the spebding cap approval.
Sounds good for Uniswap, exchange of Circle -- be there or be square

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>>57858137
i can't believe that was in the error

>> No.57859733

>>57857709
>not using a dex in the year 2024 AD
lmao

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57859751

>>57857865
same here i sold some USDT and order got confirned but balance is not available to trade anymore, not as USDT neither as EUR (Germany)
OF COURSE right when it fucking PHRUMPKTS down again for Blackrock cheapies

>> No.57859814

>>57857751
which dex are even decent
having to pay massive eth transaction fees is a no go

>> No.57859878

>Be any other day
>Transfer my EUR to CEX
>Instantly appears on balance
>Be today. -20% dips on altcoins
>Transfer EUR to CEX
>Balance does not update for 14 minutes
>Can't buy the dip
This just happened to me.
Dont @ me with defi. I know CEXes are fucked. I'm just tired of that shit and I don't want the stress of self custody a fucking fortune in a browser app

>> No.57860160

>>57859591
I finally got more eth over by using chrome mobile in desktop mode, but I missed the fuckin dips. I guess this is a good reminder lesson to keep anything you plan on actively trading in your wallet, never a CEX.

>> No.57861415

>>57860160
I moved my eth to my wallet just in case

>> No.57861900

>>57858624
How many houses can be built with those yellow bricks?