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[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57853992]

Move In Silence Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57851704

[Anonymous No.57854022]

Whites Only

[Anonymous No.57854032]

RIGGED.
IT'S ALL RIGGED I TELL YOU.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57854033]

its over

[Anonymous No.57854040]

>>57854022

[Anonymous No.57854045]

BIG BROS
GET READY FOR EARNINGS
TGT BEAT, WE GO TO $15 AND SQUEEZE TO $50

[Anonymous No.57854049]

Gonna need the ppt soon.

[Anonymous No.57854052]

/smg/ for ants

[Anonymous No.57854068]

Have you FFX bros preodered your Tidus and Yunas yet?

[Anonymous No.57854087]

Buy Intel calls, Microsoft - Google shares? Got it

[Anonymous No.57854088]

>>57854045
im selling at $10 if it even pumps that high

[Anonymous No.57854094]

>>57854045
Gb2reddit

[Anonymous No.57854104]

>>57853992
crypto is gay

[Anonymous No.57854123]

Post Lunch Reversal or Post Lunch Continuation
Call it.

[Anonymous No.57854134]

>>57854094
BIG is a play for X chads, not reddit

[Anonymous No.57854145]

>23m current vol
>10m current short vol
Its over BBAIbros

[Anonymous No.57854149]

All the shills suddenly disappeared from /pol/. What the fuck is going on?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57854180]

Fuck yeah SHOT is up 1%

[Anonymous No.57854182]

Calling OCEA anon, I have some questions.

[Anonymous No.57854189]

Sellers trapped. We're rallying to close green, boys.

[Anonymous No.57854212]

>>57854180
What the fuck? They're not Shotspotter, they just sell some scam drink!

[Anonymous No.57854217]

>>57854149
Learn canning. Learn gardening.

[Anonymous No.57854220]

>>57854145
Well this morning was the wrong fucking time to FOMO into BBAI

[Anonymous No.57854231]

can someone link me the buddy look at apple computer video

[Anonymous No.57854245]

>>57854180
>says he put on a trip to stalk baggie
>buys baggie's bags
Unironically kys

[Anonymous No.57854257]

>>57854149
What do you mean by this? How can you tell?

>>57854231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.57854262]

>>57854217
>>57854231
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.57854266]

I'm buying.
>but stocks are so expensive now
Yeah, but they basically always are.

[Anonymous No.57854269]

looks like a tasty dipperino
you thinking what im thinking?

[Anonymous No.57854284]

NYCB is up 15% after the news of them getting sued kek

[Anonymous No.57854293]

>>57854257
The catalog is normally littered with 1PBTID shill and slide threads. I hardly see any right now. Mostly quality posts.

[Anonymous No.57854297]

NVDA about to go positive?

[Anonymous No.57854306]

I bought the SOFI dip.

[Anonymous No.57854309]

numba go up

[Anonymous No.57854313]

>>57854266
A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man

[Anonymous No.57854322]

>>57854284
Random walk.

[Anonymous No.57854332]

>NVDA
>AMD
>SMCI

IM RECOOOOOOOOVERINNNNG

[Anonymous No.57854343]

>>57854293
>going to the catalog
Top kek. I made that mistake once.

[Anonymous No.57854358]

Do bears really think Powell is going to be openly hawkish tomorrow?? I just don't see how that's realistic, everything he's said up until now has been neutral-to-dovish. I partly expect him to suggest that the market is overreacting to tenth of a percent increases in inflation.

[Anonymous No.57854368]

>>57854313
Very few experiences in life are better than eating a pork bun.

[Anonymous No.57854395]

>nvda green

bobo are u ok are u ok bobo?

[Anonymous No.57854399]

>>57854313
WEI SHEN
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

[Anonymous No.57854410]

>>57854395
>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.57854415]

>>57854293
Oh wild.

[Anonymous No.57854416]

WHAT THE FUCK THE GREEN COMPANY IS GREEN

[Anonymous No.57854432]

>NYCB the only green
slurp more or nah?

>You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating /biz/ 1 - Off-Topic, Business & Finance Only.
This block will expire in 1 minute.

[Anonymous No.57854434]

>>57854266
Mmmmm....
Pork fed dog.

[Anonymous No.57854446]

KEK OH HO HO
OH NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.57854454]

>>57854257
thank you

[Anonymous No.57854470]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T BBAI GREEN NVIDIA IS

[Anonymous No.57854477]

Ah yes. My 5k bet on NVDL is back in the green.

[Anonymous No.57854485]

>>57854446
time to sell

[Anonymous No.57854488]

>>57854446
I was calling something like this earlier. although my original thesis was open source AI would make proprietary systems (cuda) obsolete.

[Anonymous No.57854490]

>>57854470
>BBAI
Bed Bath & AI?

[Anonymous No.57854491]

>>57854446
SOXL covers all the bases

[Anonymous No.57854510]

>>57854343
>>57854415
I take that back. A bunch of shill threads just got posted.

[Anonymous No.57854512]

where's that fag that made fun of me for buying GDX?

[Anonymous No.57854514]

>>57854446
Doesn't matter. You think Schlomo Weinsteinberger will run his critical infrastructure on fucking AMD?

[Anonymous No.57854555]

I think I've grown too accustomed to looking at pornography

[Anonymous No.57854560]

>>57854297
>>57854332
>>57854395
Some cyclical semiconductor stocks just won't cyclical...

[Anonymous No.57854563]

>>57854490
Take that back right fucking now

[Anonymous No.57854586]

Ma'am do not redeem the stocks

[Anonymous No.57854587]

>>57854514
>Doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.57854615]

Bought MSFT and Googl, have some intel calls waiting to be filled. Life is good, he?

[Anonymous No.57854655]

>>57854615
genuinely curious, are you guys buying tech *now* just fucking with us and pretending to buy the top or are you actually this dumb?

[Anonymous No.57854664]

>>57854655
>This is the top
Lol

[Anonymous No.57854679]

I actually bought the Salsa Verde.

[Anonymous No.57854718]

Where did all the NVDA bears go?

[Anonymous No.57854734]

>>57854718
They bought calls.

[Anonymous No.57854764]

My company is increasing the in-office requirement from 8hrs/week to 20hrs/week.
it's over

[Anonymous No.57854787]

>>57854718
where is NVDA bear? never hear of them.

[Anonymous No.57854793]

>>57854446
ZLUDA has been around for years. it's not new information

[Anonymous No.57854794]

>>57854734
But that would make them bulls

[Anonymous No.57854811]

>>57854764
don't cuck out you fucking pussy.
you all threaten to resign and they will back off. i guarantee you. this has been playing out since like 2022 and companies always chicken out because it will cost them a lot more to replace you.
we all have to dig our feet in on WFH. don't be a bitch and stand your fucking ground nigga.

[Anonymous No.57854816]

Guys I'm starting to think maybe ADBE 700c weren't a good idea.

[Anonymous No.57854820]

You know, fundamentally, there's no reason for this selloff.

Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.57854849]

>>57854655
Then short tech, ya ding dong.

[Anonymous No.57854859]

>>57854793
dumb fucking nigger
this is the commit after it went on hiatus
lets see if you notice the key change
filename

[Anonymous No.57854874]

>>57854820
i picked up 30 shares of TSM @$135. hoping to enjoy a nice run up into earnings.

[Anonymous No.57854888]

SOLDED EVERYTHING
but
XOM
Made a nice little profit off of my beloved DE which was also GREEN today but unfortunately for it is is not NATGAS AND OIL so therefore I am done with it.

[Anonymous No.57854890]

>>57854811
well it's not quite a company job, it's a gubmint job. kinda hard to push back against the edicts of a bureaucrat. I hear you though. If they phase out remote work i see a bunch of people quitting myself included

[Anonymous No.57854897]

>>57854794
I just figured they wanted monies.

[Anonymous No.57854915]

>>57854764
>>57854811
WFH is over face it, chuds.
it was a field test of how the slaves behave if they were off the plantation and turns out most dared to do fuck all.
>no work
>shitpost during the day
>earn 250k a year
>hue hue hue
serves you right, now it's back to the cagie.
also think about commercial real estate and realize that antisemitism is a crime in florida.

[Anonymous No.57854924]

>NYCB
You dumb niggers made fun of rocker and now hes about to become a hundred-thousandaire.

[Anonymous No.57854934]

>>57854890
>it's a gubmint job
doesn't matter. government depts will cuck out if people push back. they're still bound by job market forces and can't fuck around as much as people think.
it's when people don't all rally and tell them to fuck off that they get nasty.

[Anonymous No.57854938]

>>57854924
he bought it at around 5, it's been flat at 3.16 for almost an hour

[Anonymous No.57854950]

>>57854915
rocker i will kick your face in if i ever come to michigan

[Anonymous No.57854951]

Increase my RIOT holdings or cut my losses? What do

[Anonymous No.57854955]

>>57854938
Its recovering and will be bailed out. My calls are already itm.

[Anonymous No.57854990]

>>57854951
dump for mstr or coin

[Anonymous No.57855019]

>>57854915
>also think about commercial real estate and realize that antisemitism is a crime in florida.
lmao

[Anonymous No.57855046]

>>57854718
>I always said $800 was reasonable. $900, though, that's just too high.

[Anonymous No.57855048]

>>57854446
>tfw loaded up on AMD @80
We're going to 1T mcap aren't we AMDbros?

[Anonymous No.57855050]

I really hope some other big boys buy some ENLV during the runup to april results

[Anonymous No.57855084]

>>57854888
Including BOAT?!

[Anonymous No.57855114]

>>57855084
I solded it a few days ago and bought several tankers directly instead but yep, solded all of that shit too for now. I literally only own XOM in one acct, and only XOM and a few futures price BASED ETFs in the other.

[Anonymous No.57855115]

>>57854859
>3 weeks ago
>new information

[Anonymous No.57855126]

>>57854446
I don't know what any of this means

[Anonymous No.57855138]

>big red day, after green day
per usual
>could've loaded up on calls for cheaper...
I'll learn my lesson one day.

[Anonymous No.57855142]

>>57855126
Its fud. Ignore.

[Anonymous No.57855164]

>>57855050
>ENLV
is this a stock that goes to 0 or 100 soon basically?

[Anonymous No.57855197]

>>57855142
>if i am too dumb to understand long words its fud
kek

>>57855126
it's the CUDA "moat" that people thought nvidia had evaporating.

[Anonymous No.57855214]

>>57855084
>>57855114
Don't get me wrong BTW, a lot of the BOAT stocks are legit NATGAS AND OIL sector qualifiers and I am not permanently done with them, but I have BATTONED DOWN THE HATCHES and will start rebuying at better prices on the other side of the coming STORM.

[Anonymous No.57855218]

>>57855115
>can't read a 5-line changelog
yeah i noticed how dumb you nigvidia bulls are

[Anonymous No.57855250]

>>57855218

[Anonymous No.57855263]

>>57855250
yeah that's the change since 2021 you fucktard
you were saying how this wasn't new

[Anonymous No.57855269]

>>57855197
I understand it you stupid nigger. Its fud. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57855287]

>>57855269
it's an emulation layer so AMD gpus can run CUDA you dumb fucking nigger
kill you're fucking self.

[Anonymous No.57855326]

There are people here who are not buying today. Huh

[El Arcón No.57855327]

Did they fuck my nose up again too?

[Anonymous No.57855329]

>>57855287
Anon, a fucking open source emulation layer is going to be much slower than running compute directly on a real CUDA core. No serious enterprise is going to consider doing that when they'd lose efficiency massively over the thousands of cards they're running solutions on.

[Anonymous No.57855331]

>>57855287
>>57855263
you smell pretty bad haha
Stinky stinky guy hah

[Anonymous No.57855347]

>>57854915
>record profits during wfh era
I want to rip your face off and use it as underwear

[Anonymous No.57855364]

>>57855287
oh no

[Anonymous No.57855370]

Oh no RIP JOAN baggies

[Anonymous No.57855388]

>btc hits ATH
>falls hard
>gold hits ATH
>...
Your time has come shiny rock enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.57855390]

>>57854990
Why buy more MSTR instead of RIOT?

[Anonymous No.57855400]

>>57855364
>banning open source code
lol
>>57855331
yeah i smell bad and i'm still right here you dumb mumu kike

[Anonymous No.57855416]

>>57855329
>a fucking open source emulation layer is going to be much slower than running compute directly on a real CUDA core
let's be fair, you only heard about this after i posted it in this thread
you have no clue how fast or slow it is. stop pretending to be smart, it's very obvious you're dumb.

[Anonymous No.57855418]

>>57855400
>kike
Why are you so invested in NVDA going down? Is it because you bought puts, you rat fucking kike?
God you're so fucking transparent.

[Anonymous No.57855424]

>>57855287
Lol.

[Anonymous No.57855431]

>>57855418
>Why are you so invested in NVDA going down?
Why are you so invested in NVDA going up mumoid?
kek

[Anonymous No.57855434]

>>57854655
Companies like msft don't have a top, they only go up.

[Anonymous No.57855440]

>>57855164
I don't think it'll go to 0$ if the results are bad, probably under 1$ and then dilution to raise capital for the next application.
but essentially, yes.

and to add on, it's likely one of the largest upsides if results prove their drugs efficacy, they're at something like 60m market cap with a 3B - 30B targeted market.

[Anonymous No.57855441]

>>57855370
More like Joann Fabricated.

No way there's not some accounting shenanigans behind that plunge.

[Anonymous No.57855459]

>>57855390
miners are going to get cucked by the halving

[Anonymous No.57855462]

I'm telling you guys. Descending Nvdia staircase is metastasizing. Go to 5 day view. Top was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.57855463]

>>57855400
>>banning open source code
>lol
You are such an idiot its insane. That means you cant use your workaround for any business related function.

[Anonymous No.57855469]

>>57855441
ya I'm pretty sure they gussied up the financials to get listed. and used that as exit liquidity to leave.

[Anonymous No.57855475]

Thank GOD that XOM owns their own TANKERS.
XOM is EVERYTHING you need all in ONE COMPANY. I feel dirty buying anything other than XOM.

[Anonymous No.57855476]

>>57855388
If the price of gold falls, it'll be an insignificant blip on its price chart going back thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.57855490]

>>57855463
>That means you cant use your workaround for any business related function.
it doesn't mean shit you retard.
you think businesses actually give a fuck about following faggot copyright law? kek you dumbfuck. if they see a way to make a quick buck they will do it and ignore the law.

[Anonymous No.57855497]

>>57855400
yeah, anon, im sure all enterprises run microsoft office without paying because there is open source tool to crack DRM

[Anonymous No.57855499]

>>57855416
While I agree with his emulation caveat, this is a prime example of how ignorant we all. Despite being nuanced SME in various fields we all fall short.
> Biztard Capital ™

[Anonymous No.57855500]

Should I put $1000 into NVDS?

[Anonymous No.57855510]

>>57855500
Why not NVD?

[Anonymous No.57855514]

>>57855490
Youre retarded please kys. Companies do follow the law when a juggernaut like NVDA makes the rules you fucking barnacle.

[Anonymous No.57855516]

>>57855475
I for one look forward to CVX vs XOM corpo wars in south america. Jungle camo is back in style and zoomers need their own vietnam

[Anonymous No.57855528]

>>57855497
kmsauto & loopback ip ftw

[Anonymous No.57855534]

>>57855516
When the FUCK is that bus driver going to send in his troops to annex Guyana?

[Anonymous No.57855537]

>>57854859
Uuhm one commit should be one thing

[Anonymous No.57855542]

>>57855514
>when a juggernaut like NVDA makes the rules
>thinks a chink company makes the law
you are one dumb retarded kike

[Anonymous No.57855543]

>>57855510
oh? could be a good idea

[Anonymous No.57855547]

>>57855388
Checked. Nobody has been more blue balled than silver aficionados

[Anonymous No.57855558]

>i wish, this stupid market is going to pump into election and turbo dump the second the orange kike gets into office.

Other way around faggots. Market will rocket the moment Trump is elected and will dump until then.

[Anonymous No.57855565]

When is safe to get out of OCEA

[Anonymous No.57855571]

>>57855516
CVX works for XOM down there.

[Anonymous No.57855573]

>SOFI: 7.36 -1.23 -14.28%

[Anonymous No.57855574]

Qrd on AQB?

[Anonymous No.57855575]

I'm one of the richest people in the world

[Anonymous No.57855581]

>>57855574

[Anonymous No.57855591]

>>57855575
that's great, i also have children

[Anonymous No.57855598]

i think my pennyscam needs a rename to cash in on the AI hype

no one would know that they sell AI dashcham services based on their current name
thats why their PE is lower than coca cola right now

[Anonymous No.57855600]

>>57855542
Please kys. Youre actually braindead already.

[Anonymous No.57855613]

>>57854293
Super Tuesday, psyop resources are all tied up elsewhere

[Anonymous No.57855621]

>>57855600
>Youre actually braindead already
you're a pajeet who can't type coherent sentences
go worry about your beach that has an un-pooed space on it.

[Anonymous No.57855622]

>>57855547
TINNGGGGGGGGGG
Hmm, what did you say? Blueballed? No I get to touch my shinies whenever I want and there is a 0% chance that they'll dissipate into thin air. I can buy as many as I want and no matter what the market does I still have the same amount of shiny as before.

[Anonymous No.57855625]

>>57855575
>one of

[Anonymous No.57855628]

>>57855500
>>57855510
I don't think its time to flip. this burger is still cooking

[Anonymous No.57855632]

>>57855598
>currency in CAD
Nice try Ranjesh.

[Anonymous No.57855634]

Wow it's episode 450 of "bears smash the sell button for literally no reason and then immediately push everything all the way down to technical buy levels". Great job faggots, you did it again.

[Anonymous No.57855635]

>>57855574
Asexual tranny mutant fish

[Anonymous No.57855640]

>>57855574
>Anon, this is AquaBounty. It's a zero-revenue shitco. It is one of the most undervalued shitcos in ARKK.
>Its defect is that the salmon look funny.
>Nobody in the big funds cares about it, because the salmon look funny. This gamble could be not just the best shitco in our portfolio, but one of the most effective money losers in all of ARKK.
>This company should lose $3 million a year.
>We can get it for $237,000.

[Anonymous No.57855641]

>>57855591
Does it fulfill you

[Anonymous No.57855646]

>>57855621
>nigger
>kike
>pajeet
You literally are seething because you thought you found the bear case for NVDA and loaded your puts and are getting righteously heemed. I suggest you invest in ticker: ROPE. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.57855659]

>>57855646
it's one bear case of many, pajeet. now shoo.

[Anonymous No.57855666]

>>57855632
sir my name is not ranjesh

[Anonymous No.57855681]

Qrd on BIG?

[Anonymous No.57855682]

Do people keep their Netflix subscriptions even when they don't particularly enjoy the shows and the price edges up?

[Anonymous No.57855684]

>>57855659
Go ahead and tell me all of them, wise one. Then let me tell you why theyre just as insignificant as your cuda fud.

[Anonymous No.57855695]

>>57855682
Mostly yes

[Anonymous No.57855697]

>>57855684
Wild how we get one red day based on absolutely nothing of substance and all the retarded doomers show back up.

[Anonymous No.57855704]

>>57855682
i keep it because my parents use my account, otherwise i would have cancelled and forgotten about it years ago

[Anonymous No.57855705]

>>57855682
$15 bucks a month is literally nothing to most americans. I wipe my ass with 15 bucks. Its better to just have it for those few times a year when something good comes out on it, so you dont have to fiddle with making a new account.

[Anonymous No.57855706]

>>57855684
nah, you're too dumb. go poo on the beach, pankesh.

[Anonymous No.57855723]

>>57855646
Its funny watching bears like him seethe. You can feel the desperation and anger through the screen. He must be down pretty badly.

[Anonymous No.57855727]

>>57855475
I love the big gains I get holding tech stocks/options but I need some diversification so I don't get visually heemed on red days..too late to get into XOM?

[Anonymous No.57855728]

>>57855682
i dont but i am pissed when i suddenly got "this device is not included in household" bullshit
fuck netflix, my paremts are paying for the subscription why cant i uase it anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'll just go back to torrenting then ok

[Anonymous No.57855729]

>>57855706
Yeah, you have nothing. Figures. You have no idea how the market works. Do yourself a favor, just stick to your 401k at work and leave the trading to people who arent completely fucking retarded like yourself.

[Anonymous No.57855732]

https://www.tiktok.com/@djlostone/video/7342701413895638303

Seems bullish.

of all fucking things tax season is the market killer.

[Anonymous No.57855733]

line go up i buy line go down i buy line go sideways i buy i don't care why should you?

[Anonymous No.57855738]

>>57855574
Why would anyone want this shit company? isn't it going into 450million debt for a giant fishtank? Wouldnt it be cheaper to just net out a section in some 100 feet deep water instead and grow fish in it?

[Anonymous No.57855750]

>>57855723
Hes literally refreshing the page every second waiting for my reply so he can respond. Its pathetic. I wish women pursued me as much as this faggot bear.

[Anonymous No.57855771]

>>57855738
>nets
But the dolphins, anon.

[Anonymous No.57855777]

>>57855682
I canceled mine a couple of years ago because of the price hikes and the content being garbage. I tried resubscribing for a month or so in January but found I wasn't really watching it. All the movies on there worth watching are shit I've already seen 100 times.
>>57855705
My subscription costs $22+ with tax these days, but I was on the highest 4K tier

[Anonymous No.57855781]

Ever buy a stock on a whim and are surprised how well it did?

[Anonymous No.57855785]

>>57855771
dolphins should be slaughtered, they are a menace to the ocean

[Anonymous No.57855792]

>>57855727
I don't know, I'm not selling what I have, but not buying moar until I see what happens soon, especially with "the markets" as a whole. JAY ROMEY P might tank everything to hell tomorrow and the next day too. There are substantial pullbacks coming no matter how you look at it. XOM is also going heavily into lithium. They literally made the very first lithium ion battery. XOM is all that really matters.

[Anonymous No.57855815]

And Powell speaks tomorrow…

[Anonymous No.57855820]

>>57855574
one of the many pennyscams that did not survive the bear market

all pennyscams with cashburn are essentially options because that cashburn = infinite stock dilution = built-in theta decay
when I think of AQB, I think of the same basket of other pennyscams like Cielo waste, Bayhorse, WKHS, NAK and whatever else smg has shilled in the past

[Anonymous No.57855827]

>INTC down over 5%
>AVGO down over 4%
>QCOM down over 3%
What the fuck is this shit, seriously? Where's even a single shred of bearish news about these companies? I fucking hate days like this

[Anonymous No.57855839]

>>57855705
Yeah, my gut says almost everyone will grudgingly keep paying so it's there when they want it. And to pass the time with mediocre slop. Even though, on social media, people are getting increasingly annoyed with Netflix.

[Anonymous No.57855849]

>>57855781
yeah, it makes you feel like you're the chosen one and the main character of your life for once
then it fades, you start having to put more money just to feel alive again, and sometimes even losing a lot of money thats make you feel anything anymore even though the same amount would have made u want to rope yourself back then

[Anonymous No.57855858]

>>57855827
News is for the people you're selling to. Don't watch the news. Aggregation is weird.

[Anonymous No.57855906]

>>57855827
You shouldn’t be bothered about sudden sell offs like this especially after a four month rally in the market

[Anonymous No.57855910]

>pepelosi bought PANW a week ago
>it's been declining since then

[Anonymous No.57855958]

>>57855906
Retards on here don’t buy and hold, that’s his issue. Everyone here is just gambling on short dated options either way, which is why they sperg out on any big day either way.

[Anonymous No.57855969]

>>57855906
>>57855858
I'm not as bothered as I would be if I hadn't taken out 10k of profit this week but still, the dumbest motherfuckers show up in these threads on days like this. Suddenly we're back to 2022 and every move is somehow an indicator that the entire global economy is about to collapse.

[Anonymous No.57855981]

>>57855910
She knows..

[Anonymous No.57855993]

>>57855958
No I've been holding a huge stack of SOXL since 2022 and it just fucking blows to see $2k evaporate in a couple hours for unironically no reason

[Anonymous No.57856063]

each kern madam takes 20 babies to craft
i need 3 kern madams therefore i need 60 babies

i currently have 1 baby
how do i do this and make sure i finish with zero leftover

[Anonymous No.57856079]

>>57855993
>It's stopping from just going infinitely up for unironically no reason
Did you NIGGERTARDS ever stop and think for a moment that it has gone as high as it has due mostly to pure speculative pile ins and that people would want to
TAKE
THEIR
FUCKING
PROFITS
before the
INEVITABLE
FUCKING
PULLBACK
???

[Anonymous No.57856082]

>sold my SOXL back at 30.18 months ago and it's 40 bucks today
I mean I made good profit since my average was 14 bucks, but still, that FOMO is hitting me like a Goddamn train, especially since the lions share of my profit I just put into a safe dividend stock because I was afraid of a recession, instead the market is doing peachy. I'm not cut out for this, boys

[Anonymous No.57856104]

Cathy Woods selling NVDA is unironically a sign that it's nowhere near the top. God her performance has been so bad.

[Anonymous No.57856124]

What cheapie stocks are undervalued and poised to multiply this quarter?

[Anonymous No.57856149]

>>57854149
interesting

[Anonymous No.57856152]

>>57856079
>Big tech is going up for no reason
There are a lot of retarded faggots in these threads but you people are the most retarded and the most faggot.

[Anonymous No.57856161]

>>57856104
she sold? when?

[Anonymous No.57856175]

>>57855574
I miss giant mutant fish almost as much as I miss fat fuck Don's garbage oil

[Anonymous No.57856176]

Chart is painted, stocks are guaranteed to drop for the next few days

[Anonymous No.57856185]

>>57856152
There's a difference between going up, and going up and up and up and up and up and up NIGGERTARD.

[Anonymous No.57856195]

>>57854490
That's hurt

[Anonymous No.57856208]

I have to wait 25 more days to go all in on SQQQ or else my last trade will be marked as a wash sale...

[Anonymous No.57856227]

>>57855969
There may be some tomfoolery at times lol. Yeah its a bit dramatic. Ifeel like I'm talking to my wife at times. An exercise in concentration between here and 3minute candle Noise.

[Anonymous No.57856250]

>>57856208
>not just GAAN

[Anonymous No.57856252]

SMR bros how we doin?

[Anonymous No.57856276]

Do you care to know why I earn the big (you's)?

[Anonymous No.57856281]

>>57856161
Middle of February, looks like

[Anonymous No.57856287]

>>57855732
I paid $400 this year like a retard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57856289]

>>57856175
I miss private prisons. This place used to be pretty based, but now it's just tranny lovers, homosexuals and minorites.

[Anonymous No.57856308]

>>57856124
>undervalued

no such thing

[Anonymous No.57856310]

someone shill me a new graphics card to buy with my NVDA winnings.

[Anonymous No.57856313]

>>57856276
because you have the intellect of a golden retriever

[Anonymous No.57856336]

>INTC now almost down 6%
There is unironically no bad news about the company today. Fucking absurd.

[Anonymous No.57856358]

>>57856310
Amd

[Anonymous No.57856372]

>>57853992
kek INTCucks getting heemed again

[Anonymous No.57856385]

3/11 505 for 2.04 $looks enticing for tmrs fud.

[Anonymous No.57856388]

lmao @ intcels

[Anonymous No.57856400]

>Up 30% so far this year
>Strong hunch there'll be a big correction by August
>Converted my positions into married puts with the puts barely otm
>Will be selling otm covered calls that pay for the puts and more every two weeks or so but far enough otm that if I get assigned I'll have already made a ton anyways
>Portfolio can only go up while I work on expanding my skill set and develop new strategies
>If there's a crash I'll get massive cheapies, if there's not I'll still be way up
Goddamn am I comfy, why wasn't I doing this before

[Anonymous No.57856414]

>>57856336
If there isn’t constant good news it means bad news cause INTC is so shit and so far behind its competitors if they aren’t announcing big things every week it means they aren’t gaining ground.

[Anonymous No.57856421]

>>57856336
>what's the ETF effect

[Anonymous No.57856430]

>>57854149
> Several undersea communications cables in the Red Sea have been cut, affecting 25% of data
> traffic flowing between Asia and Europe, a telecoms company and a US official say.
> Hong Kong-based HGC Global Communications said it had taken measures to reroute traffic after four of the 15 cables were recently severed.
> The cause is not yet clear.

A lot of traffic from asia is disrupted

[Anonymous No.57856438]

motherfucking smci will probably close the gap today

[Anonymous No.57856441]

How do you all feel about O? Is real estate dead?

[Anonymous No.57856472]

I couldn't resist

[Anonymous No.57856475]

>>57856441
It's missing an X and an M.

[Anonymous No.57856476]

>>57856430
>cause not yet clear

Obviously it’s the Houthis/Iran. Time to send a fucking battlefleet Biden them fucking up my instagram was the last straw.

[Anonymous No.57856479]

>markets

https://youtu.be/2btpEfUO6lY?si=IYe29t7RHXZQkKRI

Bros seriously what the fuck is happening? My AMZN bags are bleeding!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57856484]

What the fuck I'm getting fucked

[Anonymous No.57856497]

[Anonymous No.57856496]

>>57856358
Trash, where your opinion was discarded to.

[Anonymous No.57856504]

>>57856472
Based

[Anonymous No.57856506]

I just bought 20 shares of TSM
am I too late or am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.57856538]

>>57856506
i remembeer those days...

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57856543]

>>57854245
That's part of the reasoning I hate the motherfucker. But I also tripfag to annoy (You).

[Anonymous No.57856560]

BITX bros...

[Anonymous No.57856573]

>>57856438
I'll probably shit my pants if it did, sold my 1300 retard weekly

[Anonymous No.57856579]

>>57856281
Reversed I just need to make it above this line in 30 days

[Anonymous No.57856601]

power hour is going to be so fucking powerful today

[Anonymous No.57856611]

Down 7k today on BBAI. Glad I bought a few puts at least

[Anonymous No.57856617]

>>57856601
Powerfully stinky…

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57856667]

I got filled in a good way.

[Anonymous No.57856677]

>>57856441
Still buying. Whenever interest rates drop it will pop. I am holding O for the long run.

[Anonymous No.57856685]

>>57856667
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

and avoided SATANIC QUADS

[Anonymous No.57856693]

>>57856667
$3 a contract. holy shit you're getting ripped off

[Anonymous No.57856720]

>>57856560
i just went all in yesterday
-12% now

it is what it is

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57856740]

>>57856693
No 3 cents a contract, the whole order was $3.15 in fees.

[Anonymous No.57856748]

i told you greedy faggots to sell everything friday. this is literally just the beginning. jerome is going to heem the fuck out of you eternal mumutards. the top is in so get out now.

[Anonymous No.57856767]

DHT bros, how we feeling right now?

[Anonymous No.57856779]

>>57856748

[Anonymous No.57856785]

>>57856611
went all in bbai yesterday instead of my original plan anf
goodbye neet life, its been fun

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57856821]

>>57856748
And I told them to buy calls on target and bud lite on friday

[Anonymous No.57856827]

>>57853992
I got halfway down that screaming biz jack sticky thread before I realized I wasn’t in /smg/. Now I’m home.

[Anonymous No.57856830]

India has evidently eliminated absolute poverty, is it time to invest in toilets?

[Anonymous No.57856842]

>>57856779
Bruh those IDs are thread specific.

[Anonymous No.57856847]

>>57853992
Does someone of you know if there were bigger short positions on TESLA in the last days, not the average size, but bigger positions.

[Anonymous No.57856850]

SPY is hopelessly oversold on the weekly, how dramatic

>>57856748
When he says absolutely nothing bearish tomorrow will you apologize? Either way I expect a bunch of faggot politicians to ask gotcha questions which the algorithms will freak out about

[Anonymous No.57856880]

>>57856779
>seething even though we warned him
My warnings btw:
>>57812072
>>57812149
and pic rel

[Anonymous No.57856881]

>>57856560
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57856884]

>>57856740
wait am I getting ripped off?

[Anonymous No.57856909]

>>57856496
Kek very fair I fucking hate my amd card but don't want to get a new one til it kicks the bucket

[Anonymous No.57856910]

>>57856830
Making everyone poor is eliminating poverty.

>>57856842
1pbti niggers are niggers. Join the conversation or go shill the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.57856924]

A car with no steering wheel? What was Apple thinking?

[Anonymous No.57856952]

>>57856910
I already posted several times in this thread but I changed IP addresses you retarded gorrila nigger

[Anonymous No.57856975]

so what caused this dump?

[Anonymous No.57856988]

If I just put my phone in airplane mode I can't get margin called right

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57856999]

>>57856884
Yeah use think or swim for level 2 data and the order book on the options but trade the option on robinhood to avoid getting ripped off.

[Anonymous No.57857008]

>>57856975
i boughted

[Anonymous No.57857010]

>>57856975
The howling from the crypto pits is contagious.

[Anonymous No.57857018]

>>57856975
Unironically nothing. Bears smashing that sell button because.....??? They literally cannot point to a specific reason to be selling today. Look at Intel and tell me why it's down 6%

[Anonymous No.57857043]

>>57856924
Many such cases of Silicon Valley retards thinking they can be "visionaries" by pouring billions into some old scifi concept.
>guise this is the future
>I know because I saw it in an old episode of Star Trek

[Anonymous No.57857055]

>>57856975
looks like people are buying cheap banks. I remain unconcerned, but hope spy is under 502 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57857061]

>>57856975
The Mexican food I had yesterday

[Anonymous No.57857062]

>Meta, Instagram, and Threads down

>YouTube having 'loading issues' for hours

The fuck is going on today???

[Anonymous No.57857064]

I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.57857072]

BUYYYYY THE DIPPERINOOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.57857080]

>>57856910
>use fresh generated AI images so people know it is me but also can't find source source is myself
>post once per thread for 1ID
>say nothing else just buy VOO, VTI or VT
>dissappear for months because I am passive investing
>reset my router if I need to make more posts resting my ID to 1

[Anonymous No.57857091]

>>57853992
I can't be the only $he chad in itt

[Anonymous No.57857095]

>>57857062
Begin ze cyber pandemic

[Anonymous No.57857116]

>>57857072
CATCH THE FALLING KNIFEARINO

[Anonymous No.57857120]

Power hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.57857122]

Power hour and a last 15 minute lift off ramp will save the day don't worry.

[Anonymous No.57857121]

>>57857062
i wouldn't be surprised if cut cables causes completely unexpected server synchronization issues

[Anonymous No.57857151]

>>57857062
Oh wow it's almost like when you put all of your focus into ads and fact checks and woke bullshit your actual product suffers whodathunk

[Anonymous No.57857152]

>>57856538
still holding? nice

[Anonymous No.57857172]

>>57857122
I'll laugh so hard if we close neutral or even green the day before Powell

Captcha: SPRGS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57857175]

>>57857120
I dunno I just caught the knife on calls for tomorrow. Got some dry powder left over for casing justice, but idgaf I'm up like 30 grand on the day. If I give some back I give some back.

[Anonymous No.57857178]

>>57856924
They weren't thinking. That's the problem.

[Anonymous No.57857198]

There's inflation data every fucking week and every week the market dumps.

[Anonymous No.57857223]

>>57857120
>hour
Oh, it's going to be sour for a lot longer than that.

[Anonymous No.57857226]

>>57857062
When it comes back, everything will be Metaverse™.

[Anonymous No.57857246]

>>57857152
>still holding? nice
no i cropped out the part where i made a big mistake

turns out covered calls are NOT free money

[Anonymous No.57857297]

>>57857172
>Captcha: SPRGS
Look at that Latvians attitudes

[Anonymous No.57857299]

>>57857198
Isn't it so tiring? And just imagine the amount of money spent on all these shitty spin articles trying to scare retail into selling or buying

[Anonymous No.57857303]

>>57856909
I'm looking at 4070 Ti Super. $870 to futureproof my pc for another 5 years or $600 to "keep up" and get a 4070

[Anonymous No.57857344]

You get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.57857348]

I'm already up a few hundred bucks on some SPY puts I just bought
That's another Biden win

[Anonymous No.57857366]

I've been out of the loop for over a year. Why are stocks and BTC down, what happened?

[Anonymous No.57857391]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.57857392]

Pump here after a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.57857415]

>IBIT: -8.43%
>BITW: -2.25%

[Anonymous No.57857442]

Why everything doomping?

[Anonymous No.57857447]

>>57857392
shhhh dont tell them...

[Anonymous No.57857454]

Woah woah woah. I took about a two month break. What happened on march 1st exactly?

[Anonymous No.57857479]

>"IT'S GOING DOWN FOR NO REASON"
Are people on /biz/ really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.57857487]

>>57857454
Niggers bought into NVDA

[Anonymous No.57857499]

>>57856830
Now they're living on $4.32 a day instead of $3.29 a day. More lentils per day, more trash on the street curb per day.

[Anonymous No.57857507]

>>57857454
NIGGERS bought and JEWS are selling.

[Anonymous No.57857513]

>>57857366
BTC unlocked a ton of trapped supply by hitting the previous ATH. Other than that, we're dumping ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57857544]

>>57857513
>>57857479
It is literally on no news though

[Anonymous No.57857545]

What a shitty journeys for me

I didnt use my brain and it cost me money

[Anonymous No.57857546]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.57857553]

Powell will say rates higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57857567]

NEWS
THERES NO NEWS

THE MARKET IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN WHEN THERES NO NEWS

WHERE IS THE NEWS

[Anonymous No.57857569]

>BTC pump and dump
>NQ not following
>gold broke out
it's over mumu

[Anonymous No.57857570]

>>57857447
You think itll pump today?

[Anonymous No.57857593]

>>57857062
could Super Tuesday be related to this? (primary elections)

[Anonymous No.57857601]

>>57857513
Ok thanks. I didn't know if Powell got in a car wreck or something happened or if it's just the usual suspects doing some shenanigans to fleece the non people

[Anonymous No.57857618]

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THE NEWS

THE MARKET IS GOING DOWN FOR NO REASON

[Anonymous No.57857619]

>>57857544
Checked but news is not useful to anyone unless they’re selling.News only exists to sell advertisements. Properly and adequately informing you would be hazardous to tptb.

[Anonymous No.57857625]

So this is it. February was the ATH for NASDAQ. We will only dump from here on out.
The bubble has popped

[Anonymous No.57857629]

>>57857303
I'd just go for the "future proof" even though we both know that's a bunch of bullshit with how fast they're churning these things out. I am however a believer that you don't need a super high end gpu to run most things if you aren't a graphics-phile. I have a dog shit 590 and it runs everything fine. I just hate the radeon software. Really just how much you want to put into it I say.

[Anonymous No.57857628]

what earnings should i buy puts on?

[Anonymous No.57857627]

Some fund isn't failing right?

[Anonymous No.57857638]

im making money today

[Anonymous No.57857646]

>>57857593
Zero chance. There's no conceivable situation where Biden or Trump don't win their primaries.

[Anonymous No.57857663]

>>57857618
The news is “broadening formation” “price discovery” “reddit niggers”

[Anonymous No.57857666]

>>57857567
>no news

>US diplomat Nuland, strong supporter of Ukraine, to step down
^?, ok it's not so big.

[Anonymous No.57857685]

>>57857567
Noteworthy news
Today:
- AAPL iPhone sales in China went down -24%
- TSLA plant in Germany had to stop production because of arson attack on power line
Recently:
- GOOG AI needs to be seriously reworked
I don't remember reading anything that explains why MSFT is down.

[Anonymous No.57857698]

>>57857666
Checked.

[Anonymous No.57857701]

Ay yo, my homie DeMarkus just counted off 13th Street and he say everyone sellin' but nobody buyin'.

That's what's up.

[Anonymous No.57857705]

>>57857625
Ok, so basically I should buy short term calls. Thanks

[Anonymous No.57857711]

Thank fuck I sold MSFT last week

[Anonymous No.57857727]

>>57857499
Unironically yes, a 25% growth is a 25% growth though

[FRESH No.57857745]

>>57857738
>>57857738
>>57857738

[Anonymous No.57857755]

>>57857685
Everyone with a third of a brain knows China doesn't matter, Tesla will be back online by the end of the week, and Google will fix Gemini. Completely retarded reasons to dump billions worth of stock.

[Anonymous No.57857815]

you are taking this too seriously
it's just money
it's not real, it's all made up

[Anonymous No.57857859]

>>57857553
If they were to cut in 2024, they would be cutting just for the lulz.