/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57844047]

Toppled Edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

[Anonymous No.57844211]

THE ANON BELOW THIS POST IS GAY

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57844216]

Female natural gas.

[Anonymous No.57844218]

I’m gay

[Anonymous No.57844224]

Short scalp long maybe for a few.

I don’t know what’s goin on but I’ve been around long enough to know that whatever it is. Fuck jannies.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57844235]

oh no

[Anonymous No.57844237]

>>57844216
Lol, homo.

[Anonymous No.57844250]

All in INTC calls.
Gonna pop like a DELL

[Anonymous No.57844255]

Excited for this week.

[Anonymous No.57844259]

[Anonymous No.57844262]

>>57844218
You should see the other guy

[Anonymous No.57844278]

>>57844262
So is he gay or not?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57844316]

I bought $400 of this stupid shiba coin.

[Anonymous No.57844321]

>>57844122
I understand where they're coming from, from a topdown perspective. It's a form of income either way.
Now what I find interesting is that you only pay taxes on income gained in Canada itself. For my Walmart shares, I had to file a W8-BEN form to declare US withholding tax. But once it got remitted before the dividends were paid, the 1042-S form means I don't have to declare it as income for CRA purposes. The US taxes the dividend at 15% which is probably similar or less to various other forms of Canadian investment income.
tldr: being Canadian and collective US-based dividends might be tax advantaged.

>>57844178
But why did they sell their risk-on assets? It makes me question the validity of this bull run. Surely they are connected enough to know something is up. These sorts of people are unreasonably good at selling the top.

[Anonymous No.57844333]

[Anonymous No.57844338]

>Hey kid, wanna buy some calls?

[Anonymous No.57844346]

Would learning hebrew help to achieve my dream of getting a jewess gf?

[Anonymous No.57844380]

INTC 60 EOW

[Anonymous No.57844398]

why cant I just buy a put on a week when a company is going to pay out a dividend and then the stock price will fall when they pay out and then i win?

[Anonymous No.57844406]

>>57844338
Yeah I'm gonna buy BBAI calls tomorrow :) (fr fr tho)

[Anonymous No.57844421]

>>57844380
If intc hits 60 eow I'll be retired so that's not happening

[Anonymous No.57844431]

Is now the time to dump my JNUG calls? Or should I wait until Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.57844465]

>>57844398
Because it is literally priced in. I know that phrase is a meme, but options are a numbers game. Dividend payments, as well as early assignment are baked into the option premium on american style

[Anonymous No.57844498]

>>57844278
I don't know but don't trust the jew.
>>57844346
Ask this guy >>57844262

[Anonymous No.57844543]

>>57844218
You just made me realize we don't need women to suck our dicks, just gay men.

[Anonymous No.57844570]

>>57844498
I dont need to learn jew speak to get a jewess, theyre been listing after me for years, oddly enough theyre always into art for some reason, idk. Like in high school there was a juicy titted jew girl from israel who did painting or something and she wanted me.
Do you think they want my asperger genes?

[Anonymous No.57844576]

>>57844543
I don't like anyone sucking my dick, not even women. idk why everyone makes such a big deal about this. The only nice thing there is the attention and I don't want attention from fags.

[Anonymous No.57844600]

>>57844576
Getting your dick sucked is better than most pussy, with a condom on at least. Now what REALLY isnt good is having your balls sucked, I tell ya its like sitting on them. Had to tell that bitch to leave my hairy balls alone.

[Anonymous No.57844609]

>>57844346
why they're already the worst racemixers of the bunch

[Anonymous No.57844628]

>>57844576
Getting your dick sucked is intrinsically gay, even if a women does it. You, as a man, should never let someone else be responsible for your pleasure. Thats gay “bottom” shit. You should be the one in absolute control at all times. And you should be investing in JOHN DEERE

[Anonymous No.57844644]

>>57844628
Its mostly to keep her preoccupied and to also prevent her from trying to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.57844661]

>>57844047
>no sadpanda link
Why is nu/smg/ like this?

[Anonymous No.57844676]

>>57844628
I thought bottoms pleasure other people.

[Anonymous No.57844677]

>>57844661
isn't sadpanda dead?

[Anonymous No.57844699]

>>57844644
Real men who invest in $DE have already told the femfolk the rules of the bedroom (no talking unless its about John Deere tractors and the upcoming AI tractor tech)

[Anonymous No.57844698]

>>57844661
Stfu can't you see we are having a very important discussion here about sucking dick?

[Anonymous No.57844761]

>>57844600
Man the only thing we agree on is the condom thing. I love having my balls in a girl's mouth. I think it's the attention thing though I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.57844764]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K54CYowOqxM

[Anonymous No.57844777]

>>57844570
>>57844498
Jews are generally self-hating and schizophrenic, aren't they?
In any case, you can troll the males by removing a viable female from their breeding pool, since according to their religion, it's matrilineal

[Anonymous No.57844789]

OIL and NATGAS

[Anonymous No.57844790]

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

[Anonymous No.57844806]

>ARKK

[Anonymous No.57844817]

>>57844761
My balls are tender as fuck from years of jacking off with no lube except for the occasional shower fap with soap.

[Anonymous No.57844831]

i think...this is the worst /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.57844853]

>>57844806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
beauty is in the eye of the beholder i guess.

[Anonymous No.57844859]

My credit card's rewards page has been down for days now! I don't know where to spend my gains to get bonus points!
AAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57844860]

>>57844817
>>57844761
Honestly women giving blowjobs is always kind of or hit or miss but women are awesome at putting balls in their mouth

[Anonymous No.57844863]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57844867]

LUNR going to go up tomorrow after NASA's 1 hour video today. They confirmed 2 new upcoming moon missions for LUNR this year and said last week's mission was actually a success.

[Anonymous No.57844869]

>>57844831
/smg/ [adult swim] edition

>>57844806
Thats just fucking sad. How many potentially good little wifeys have been destroyed by the jewish pron industry? When is enough enough?

[Anonymous No.57844870]

>>57844831
*so far

[Anonymous No.57844889]

>>57844867
Sorry bud, I'm all in on LLAP, in MIC we trust.

[Anonymous No.57844906]

>>57844817
If you're jacking your balls off you're very confused.

[Anonymous No.57844910]

>>57844889
>LLAP
what's your prediction for Live Long And Prosper?

[Anonymous No.57844914]

>>57844831
>>57844870
It's not that bad until someone starts posting gay porn

[Anonymous No.57844927]

>>57844910
Short term position in which lockheeb buys it all at double market value, target price is 6 usd per share if not. Seems like a safe investment imo, an easy 2x at the very least.

[Anonymous No.57844931]

>>57844906
>he doesn’t jack off his balls
lmao not gonna make it. Invest in waste management for a good combination of growth and dividends. Growth almost as much as my fat nuts

[Anonymous No.57844947]

>>57844867
I'm bullish on LUNR but weren't these 2 missions already confirmed?

[Anonymous No.57844949]

>>57844906
>doesnt jelq his balls
Didn't have a dad, did ya?

[Anonymous No.57844951]

I want sex from women but I hate women, wtf

[Anonymous No.57844967]

>>57844951
Bluechew and running shoes are your two new best friends.

[Anonymous No.57844981]

>>57844951
Whats your relationship with your mom like?

[Anonymous No.57845012]

>>57844947
they were sus since the lander fell over last week... watch the vid, they are gushing over LUNR for 5 minutes saying what an incredible corp they are.

[Anonymous No.57845016]

>>57844981
I still talk to my mom, that has nothing to do with shit Mr. Sigmund Frued

[Anonymous No.57845030]

>>57844867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T6tL0UdmY4
it better. or there will be consequences and retribution such that has not been seen on earth since the last ... lunar war.

[Anonymous No.57845050]

I will literally never have sex

[Anonymous No.57845061]

>>57845016
As an investor in $BBAI, I can absolutely tell you that your relationship with your primary caregiver determines your attachment style (see mary ainsworth’s attachment theory). You clearly do not have secure attachment like me and my wife do. We both have wonderful relationships with our mothers, and it permeates our personalities. Those who did not receive infinite and unconditional love from their mothers are one of three types of BROKEN. When I see my $BBAI gains, I will wonder what attacthment style you have and what your mother did wrong to make you this way

[Anonymous No.57845078]

>>57845050
You are missing out Anon like not holding SOXL

[Anonymous No.57845079]

>>57844047
I unironically have yet to witness a wealthy ecuckonomists in my own "peer" group. But I have witnessed college dropouts wealthier than those with degrees in my own "peer" group. I also unironically remember both my highschool advisors and college advisors telling me that blue collar workers don't make enough money. It's funny because union warehouse workers in my city make more than their own union teachers. I want you anons to conjecture what *that* means: warehousemen making more than teachers. Essentially, terrible, low-paid teachers are *teaching* today's generation. And I'm sure you understand the repercussions here. Long degeneracy and long cognitive elites.

[Anonymous No.57845085]

mister jerome sir thank you for taking my question though i do not have one and just want to make a short statement that i am ready to die so please get on with it soon thank you again

[Anonymous No.57845114]

>>57844951
kek roasties

[Anonymous No.57845139]

>>57845061
>Those who did not receive infinite and unconditional love from their mothers are one of three types of BROKEN.
>one of three
>doesn't list any
Look I already know I'm the avoidant attachment style and every chick I dated had a non existent relationship with their father but what the fuck does that have do with my mother and what kind of broken out of the three are you trying to pin on me? This all BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.57845161]

>>57845114
The tech layoffs were coming. Whatever women get involved with they turn into a daycare center, I swear.

[Anonymous No.57845179]

What's up boys and girls.
YTD anon here coming in with the YTD cum performance again. It's funny, I'm doing all this effort to not even outperform the nasdaq (yet?). I'm currently in the process of changing my holdings up a little, so expect to see more radical moves from this point forward.
How are you all doing?

[Anonymous No.57845221]

>>57845179
Holdings?
I'm doing fine; dad died 5 days ago. Is what it is, I guess.

[Anonymous No.57845223]

>>57845139
Investing in $HIMS is a good way to get you to google “mary ainsworth's attachment theory”

[Anonymous No.57845270]

>>57845221
I'm quite secretive about my holdings in order to reduce competition, but I can tell you they're worldwide and tiny companies.

[Anonymous No.57845291]

>>57845223
Fuck you Anon, my bird doesn't quit and also my relationships are fine. Who fucking needs to be in a relationship anyway, learn to be comfortable with yourself. This all BULLSHIT! All I need from women is sex anyway.

[Anonymous No.57845297]

>>57845270
You think that will protect you from the bog?

[Anonymous No.57845316]

>>57845270
Well, youre up >10% YTD when the NASDAQ is up just over 10% in the same period.
I guess you can sleep soundly, knowing that no one knows about your stock picks :)

[Anonymous No.57845319]

>>57845297
It absolutely will :-)
I predict nasdaq will crash led by nvidia, but my performance won't be affected. That's when people will start asking questions.

[Anonymous No.57845325]

>>57845291
I find that video to be troubling.
Also sex literally isn't even that good, you either wont feel anything because of a condom (and high mileage pussy) or you'll be paranoid of catching VD and getting a call weeks later that shes pregnant

[Anonymous No.57845332]

>>57845291
I’m heavily invested in $PGNY which is why I can say that you are wrong, sex is meaningless without a deep loving bond with your soul mate. Your mother failed to love you correctly and now you don’t trust women on a fundemental level. This us why I have a beautiful wife and fat gains from IVF insurance stocks, while ur shrimpy penis rots off from disuse

[Anonymous No.57845337]

>>57845078
idk. Sex with strangers sucks and most women make me want to move to Northern Alaska.

[Anonymous No.57845351]

>>57845319
M-monsieur Bodanoff! P-please forgive me! You had gone silent for so long, w-we thought you were gone!

[Anonymous No.57845356]

>>57845325
If you have enough sex you get over those anxieties. I have never gotten an STD, I honestly believe people get those from bar hookups and getting into relationships with cheating whores.

[Anonymous No.57845361]

I'm trying to rally the troops we are all buying PANW until Pelosi gets fined for insider trading. Buy that shit up and make money with us

[Anonymous No.57845378]

>>57845361
>betting against the system
Go empty the water out of a hole at the beach.

[Anonymous No.57845380]

>>57844951
GOOGL is in value territory you know

[Anonymous No.57845397]

>>57845179
I'm up around 96% ytd from qqq leaps. Not much to do but sit back and hope. No screen cap because incognito won't let me.

[Anonymous No.57845405]

>>57845332
You posted earlier in this thread that you were gay. What the fuck would your wife say if she knew your double life larping online as a gay man? Also men can fuck and not hVe it be an emotional thing. I have fucked plenty of women I didn't fall in love with.

[Anonymous No.57845421]

>>57845221
My condolences by the way anon. Soldier on.

>>57845316
Yeah, it's quite satisfying. I pay no attention to any index at all, I just buy what I am comfortable with. I am quite confident I will outperform the nasdaq over the long run though.

>>57845351
All is forgiven, buy what you know and don't be a fool.

[Anonymous No.57845426]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9oh3gqOEKU

[Anonymous No.57845429]

>Asia futures

[Anonymous No.57845438]

>>57845397
Do you think that was a risky move or a calculated move? Care to share your knowledge if calculated? AUM?

[Anonymous No.57845441]

>>57845356
I think it's more gays than anything else actually.
Except maybe syphilis.

[Anonymous No.57845446]

>>57845380
Why is Goog a different price than Googl?

[Anonymous No.57845448]

>>57845405
Yeah but whats the point? When I left after fucking a bitch I just felt empty inside. I would have much preferred to have just slept next to a woman who I can love and trust. Instead I went home filled with a feeling of capitulation and shame.

[Anonymous No.57845456]

>>57845446
Voting rights.

[Anonymous No.57845465]

>>57845405
>Also men can fuck and not hVe it be an emotional thing. I have fucked plenty of women I didn't fall in love with. I’m HIV positive and niggers tongue my anus

Thats the gayest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’m gay. My wife pegs me and even I’m not as gay as you. Pretty gay dude. You should invest in $GAYMF which is actually a real ticker btw

[Anonymous No.57845480]

>futures
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
RIDE INTO THE DANGER ZONE

https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

[Anonymous No.57845492]

>>57845465
>has sex with a woman
>"ooooo girl im fallin in luv"
lmao I think youre the fag here, bro. Fucking a girl and not even liking her, is definitely a possibilty.
>>57845480
>tfw someone rused you into buying FXI
W-when do I sell these anchors?

[Anonymous No.57845495]

>>57845429
China is tanking, 10y/oil is dropping and deflation is coming.

[Anonymous No.57845497]

>>57845448
You went home and slept in your own bed as your own man after just having amazing sex. You aren't tied down, you are free. I mean that's how I feel about it. I'm not stuck with just one pussy that will eventually give me less and less sex anyway and then turn around after years of me taking care of her and tell me she earned the right to bitch about me. I just find people are kind of naive about relationships or romance and how fleeting and meaningless it can be. Did all the I love you's said between you and your ex's really matter if you guys ended up parting ways anyway? Or is it all just superficial shit we say in the moment?

[Anonymous No.57845510]

>>57845438
Indexes don't have good return, but they minimize risk a ton. I try to buy 3 year expiration options and sell them when they are down to 1 year. It's less risky than holding them to completion. I try and find ones that have a delta around .4 to .7.n. My back testing shows this has a success rate around 50% compared to just holding the shares directly

[Anonymous No.57845522]

>>57845465
Hey, that's rude! Wtf is your problem??

[Anonymous No.57845525]

>>57845497
you are definitely a $GAYMF investor. saying that gay shit. no wife or children. just pumping and dumping into empty mineshafts, no mineral deposits to call your own. this post is very on topic btw so jannies can’t get me

[Anonymous No.57845540]

>>57845525
I could have kids if I wanted.

[Anonymous No.57845542]

>>57845497
>amazing
It was far from it. It wasn't warm or comfy or anything, it was akward and the room was cold. On top of that my dick was totally numb. I did not leave with any sense of satisfaction, I mostly felt like I wasted my time to partake in a meaningless activity. Idk man, maybe I'm just autistic.

[Anonymous No.57845568]

>>57845510
Returns

[Anonymous No.57845585]

>>57845542
Sex is very much a psychological thing. If you aren't feeling it then you probably won't get as hard. I don't know maybe I'm just numb about this stuff now.

[Anonymous No.57845603]

>>57845139
>That jap girl
Would/10
The fact that she's a broken alocholic wagie just makes her even hotter.

[Anonymous No.57845606]

>>57845540
Even if you drank the popular $CELH products, you could never find a woman of high enough value to make such an endeavor worth it. Sure you could probably find a coal burner who would invest in ARLP if she could afford it, but you missed your chance to be a normal well adjusted individual with a committed wife that loves you. Thats why you are all in to $GAYMF stocks, cuz u gay

[Anonymous No.57845617]

>>57845603
My goal is to work and live in Japan for a bit and get a Japanese wife even if she is a broken mess.

[Anonymous No.57845618]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57845633]

>>57845606
There is no reason to be so rude!

[Anonymous No.57845643]

>>57845585
People are just so shitty now. I used to be excited about the prospect of being with someone but after witnessing the depths of female depravity and the general consensus that every women today is yesterdays whore I just can't find it in me to feel anything but contempt for them. I would even say that I feel cheated on, as if they NEEDED to get fucked asap and simply couldnt wait.
I'm just tired I guess, I wish people werent so horrible.

[Anonymous No.57845648]

>>57845456
Why does Googl having voting rights make it cost less? The price is lower for googl

[Anonymous No.57845667]

>>57844806
After is hotter

[Anonymous No.57845668]

>>57845643
I understand what you mean, social media and dating apps have turned most women into narcissistic cluster b personality types.

[Anonymous No.57845671]

>>57845618
And I wonder why I have nightmares.

[Anonymous No.57845672]

wtf is this /smg/? dudes talking about fucking other dudes and missing the feeling of huge veiny knots. disgusting take that shit somewhere else

[Anonymous No.57845678]

>>57845510
Do you think that risk is the same as volatility? Are you talking about idiosyncratic risk? I've never understood what people mean when they say the index reduces risk.

[Anonymous No.57845680]

>>57845672
My dick is feeling bullish and my zipper is feeling bearish ;)

[Anonymous No.57845689]

>>57845678
Risk is vol*price.

[Anonymous No.57845707]

>>57845446
>>57845380
>>57844951
Google and other techs need to fire more roasties who don't do shit.

Another problem is GOOG is too infested with too many pajeets in mid to senior management. They are insular and only hire other fucking pajeets who are even worse than them. Think Agrawal at TWTR or Sundar at Google. Mohan at Youtube. Suri at Nokia.

Notice that none of those are founded by Indians? It's always Asians, Euros, or Eurasians, but as soon as Pajeets get in it's all poo in the loo within a few years. Krishna keeping IBMid underperforming for years.

Compare that with Jenson at NVDA or Su at AMD where work/innovation actually gets fucking done. Zuck the Jew actually firing folks jew or otherwise to lean up. Tim Cook keeping Apple innovative even without Steve Jobs. Elon actually firing fucks at TWTR and innovating at TSLA.

[Anonymous No.57845731]

>>57845707
The word you're looking for is "administration."

[Anonymous No.57845733]

>>57845668
Incel poster thinks dating apps matter!! No one uses those except the bottom scraps of society! You base your entire personality and your hatred of women off the whores that have existed since the dawn of time! Thats like going to a whore house and saying the women there make horrible moms!

Real women are beautiful smart and loving, and they are unaffected the dating apps because they never had to use them. You hate women and will seek excuses for your own hatred. You mom never loved you and you make it everyone’s problem. Learn to love and trust women for once in your pathetic life.

[Anonymous No.57845734]

>>57845671
that's def some of the oddest shit I've seen in awhile... hookers paid to projectile vomit on you

[Anonymous No.57845736]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57845737]

>CASH OONNA SOODLOONS

[Anonymous No.57845752]

>>57845733
You larp as a gay man online >>57844218
I don't even have to delve that deep to tell you how fucked you are and that I'm dismissing everything you have to say.

[Anonymous No.57845757]

>>57845733
By your own definition "real women" dont even exist. Also trusting roastie witches is just asking to get yourself raped by demons.
Remember to put a line of salt in a door way to ensure the roastie isnt an actual demon.

[Anonymous No.57845765]

>>57845734
It's called a Roman Shower and some escorts will offer that for a little extra.

[Anonymous No.57845767]

>>57845497
I'm with purple ID. Thinking back my 20's I would have prefered being with my first gf (at least how I knew her back then, like in a freezeframe of the feelings I had back then/how I felt).

Now I just dread the feeling of marrying or binding myself to one woman, especially an older woman (end 20's-early/mid 30). Yeah, I'd need one for a family, to have children, but man, they really are a fuckin liability even later on in life (see it with my mother). And when you think what they can give you later in life (let's say past 60, as some women can still look good with +50 (let's be realistic for the argument and don't expect to be 70 with 20y gf)), it's really bad. I don't know if I could have sex with a woman past 60 and though love is not really much dependent on love, I still can't say if I would still love that woman past that age.

And yes,>>57845542
Sex is more psychological than physical. Never had problem with being hard when drunk, but damn, if my mind was thinking something else or didn't really want to have sex with that person than it wasn't possible.

[Anonymous No.57845775]

>>57845689
with vol you mean volatility right? not volume?
I don't agree with either of those, but I'm interested in other people's views.

[Anonymous No.57845792]

>>57845733
delusional if you think women do not at least try them for the fun and attention.

[Anonymous No.57845814]

>>57845707
tim cook aint doing shit. i am about to sell my apple shares after the disaster that was their attempt at an electric car. just complete failure despite having more goddamn cash then any company in the world. incompetence and not realizing how difficult it is to actually pull of what elon is doing. tim cook is a fraud he fucken sucks.

[Anonymous No.57845821]

>>57845752
You are also retarded (mentally ill? Autistic but not the quirky kind) because that was clearly a joke meant in response to the post two above it.
>>57845757
At least 60% of women are real women but they all dodge you because you are a loser. Where as i have infinite options and my wife actually had to out compete other women for me. Why? Because my mother loved me correctly so I have secure attachment style, and women sense it immediately.

[Anonymous No.57845835]

if only i had been a poor rice farmer in some irrelevant asian backwater, life would be so much more simple.

[Anonymous No.57845845]

>>57845821
secure attachment style isnt that what it means when you respect women to the point of being a literal cuck? ya no thanks you fucken pussy

[Anonymous No.57845848]

what's with women? i got in an argument with someone on the weekend about whether ron was spanish for rum
she insisted that 'ron zacapa is the guy's name'
and this is a person who is better traveled than me

[Anonymous No.57845852]

What the fuck is happening to futures bros?

[Anonymous No.57845859]

>>57845821
>At least 60% of women are real women
Ok buddy I can pull fake statistics out of my ass too

[Anonymous No.57845861]

>>57845617
Harder to work there since it sucks to be a wagie there the most.

Better to either make it outside Japan before moving there, make enough to live in the countryside, or have enough to start your own biz there. Alternatively import your jp gf.
Also don't fall for the pure jap waifu shit. Most urban girls are just as loose even if they aren't SJW and more girly. Also you're more likely to get cucked and cheated on in JP. Make sure you check the girl rather than rely on anime stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.57845868]

>>57845821
Congrats on winning in life. Forgive me if I seemed a little perturbed, I've felt desolate for years and recently my depression has been so bas that I simply stopped trying anymore which resulted in me becoming homeless for a time.
If my stock investments don't blossom into the pretty green flowers that I hope and need them to be then my life may simply be over soon.

[Anonymous No.57845872]

>>57845765
>Roman Shower
is that from their vomitoriums they supposedly had?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/purging-the-myth-of-the-vomitorium/

[Anonymous No.57845878]

>>57845852
Halving

[Anonymous No.57845880]

>>57845861
>Harder to work there since it sucks to be a wagie there the most.
this
best piece of advice i give to weebs is 'loser at home, loser in japan'
more so, even

[Anonymous No.57845882]

>>57845852
this is a niggerlicious market and you are getting what you deserve

[Anonymous No.57845892]

>>57845868
The secret is loving and trusting others. Thats literally it. It will bring you wealth and happiness. Its that easy

[Anonymous No.57845894]

>>57845872
Yeah I think so

[Anonymous No.57845900]

bug women are gross.

[Anonymous No.57845902]

Ignore 3DPD acquire OIL

[Anonymous No.57845905]

>>57845892
How can I love or trust anyone when all they do is betray me and hurt me? It's just a broken record, I've played the game enough times that I'm not going to miss any key piece of information by simply clicking through the dialogue box.

[Anonymous No.57845918]

Should I put money towards index funds for retirement or start a self-employed 401k? I'm looking to leave my money alone (while adding to it) over the next 20 years

[Anonymous No.57845921]

CRBP BROS WHERE ARE WE AT!???

[Anonymous No.57845922]

>>57845892
The secret is loving yourself and not trusting others.
>>57845868

[Anonymous No.57845938]

>>57845922
What about trusting myself and not loving others? That's where I'm at mentally.

[Anonymous No.57845940]

>>57845921
there's a meme i've not heard for some time
wtf happened, did it split?

[Anonymous No.57845941]

>>57845905
>>57845922
At least not trust them to a degree it could fuck you. You can trust them on unimportant stuff. And if they betray you, you don't care in a meaningful way, if you love yourself strong enough and you ego and pride is large.

[Anonymous No.57845943]

>>57845905
Then Die. You can change yourself and the world around you at any moment but you lack the willpower and literally masturbate to your own misery.
>>57845918
A personal 401k is just the means to get “pre-tax” income into an account, in which you would buy ETFs for long term holding.

[Anonymous No.57845954]

normalniggers get the rope

[Anonymous No.57845967]

>>57845940
The split was last year. Its starting to get some attention lately

[Anonymous No.57845977]

>>57845967
i'm trying to remember what i dumped my bags at

[Anonymous No.57845982]

>BRICS announces creation of independent payment system based on cryptocurrency and blockchain.
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.57845988]

>>57845905
dont listen to that guy he sounds like a literal cuck. women are fucken whores plain and simple dont trust them. one lives at my grandpa because she is a drug whore and probably a literal prostitute. i go to work and invest my money buy books while she runs around smoking fent and getting dog fucked.

that is your average woman. i am seeing it first hand how they are.

[Anonymous No.57845990]

>>57845938
Eh, yes, love and trust yourself. If you love others, that's your "choice". You are you and you should be the most important thing to yourself, except maybe your children. It's not like others don't think so or at least act so too despite saying different.

>>57845943
>Then Die (even in capital letter)
You didn't lie about being gay

[Anonymous No.57845998]

>>57845922
>>57845938
>>57845941
You need to love and trust both yourself and others COMPLETELY. Or you will never be a complete person, forever remaining trapped as an illusion just pretending to be a man.

[Anonymous No.57846053]

>>57845982
Yeah thanks Joe Biden for trying to weaponize the dollar and in turn making it weaker and making other countries go wtf are we buying shit with dollars for while the Russian economy grew stronger. Amazing how the media barely reports any of this shit.

[Anonymous No.57846074]

>>57845998
Yes, you can trust them. You should trust them, for the sake of the relationship, but only because you also are able to look past a possible betrayal. You have to be indifferent, strong enough in your selflove and selftrust. You can't fully control a person, so it doesn't make sense to feel pain and bad if they actually betray you in the end.

>orever remaining trapped as an illusion just pretending to be a man.
No clue what that has to be with being a man. A woman should also be like that if her husband betrays her.

[Anonymous No.57846083]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LL2Qv0Je_I
>make great posts
>get no (you)'s
>43 images 50 posters
lazy no-effort swine.
upset with the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.57846098]

lol

[Anonymous No.57846108]

>>57846083
Don't make great posts for the (You)'s, make them for YOU

[Anonymous No.57846111]

>>57846083
posting another shitstock where do you guys find 'em and why do you like losing money? i would never invest in that shit company the graph is abysmal and will only get worse. newmount corp wtf is that? there's a reason nobody responds to your posts that is cancer.

[Anonymous No.57846121]

>>57846111
people were shilling that shitco back in 2018
lmao you guys are digging up old turds that got buried years ago thinking you found literal gold

[Anonymous No.57846123]

>>57845678
> Do you think that risk is the same as volatility?

Close but not quite. Risk is the unpredictability of of the asset. If you are selling options, the risk is that the stock could soar beyond what you expect, even though stock going up is common and expected. In the black scholes model, risk is modelled as a log normal distribution. That risk is represent as the standard deviation which is the square root of variance on the underlyong. Usually volatility is measure using historical 30 look back windows. The future volatility is derived from the market price of the option, rather than the other way around for HV. Sorry for a rambling answer, but I think volatility is more closely it's to the black scholes model of a normal distribution, where as risk is more general as the unpredictability. To get more specific, I model risk using a cauchy distribution, which is still unpredictable, but not volatility.
> Idiosyncratic risk
This risk is minimal with diversification. Risk is split into idiosyncratic risk and systemic risk. IR is something you can get rid of by using a cap weighted portfolio (like SP500, or Nasdaq100 like my QQQ options). But systemic risk cannot be diversified away. Buying individual stocks is kinda dumb in my opinion because you are taking on IR when you don't have to, and get the equivalent level of return by buying index funds using leverage. This is exactly what an option is, and why I like them in my strategy.

Systemic risk is something like COVID happening, or the Fed raising interest rate. My portfolio did bad during these times, but there was pretty much no where else to put the money at the time.

[Anonymous No.57846143]

>>57845918
max roth ira first then set up a self directed 401k to lower tax requirements. but just remember money put there cant be touched until much older and theres required distributions for kids if you die. roth ira allows a step up cost basis on inheritance i believe giving your kids a ton of tax free money if you die early. the only advantage of 401k is employer match or if your income is so high you want to bring it down a lot.

[Anonymous No.57846163]

>>57846053
>while the Russian economy grew stronger
>a country the size of an africa nation grew
come on anon. the russian economy isnt anything to get excited.

[Anonymous No.57846165]

>>57846143
Most self employed people can’t use roth ira though. I can’t, so I have to use personal 401k. The income limits are too strict with roth ira

[Anonymous No.57846190]

Crazy how banks are already lowering interest bank accounts in EU.

Also the fed is gay and the ECB invented the term
>Higher for longer
But as we all thought, it was in regards to inflation and not rates

[Anonymous No.57846195]

literally just open your eyes lol

[Anonymous No.57846219]

>>57846165
if you are making over 153k then yea can be worth maxing the $22k or whatever it is for a 401k to lower tax and then put rest in an individual. but i still think 401ks are dumb. its a severely limiting investment vechile. much better you just put it in an individual regular account and just not trade with it.

[Anonymous No.57846232]

>>57846219
I work for one of the Mag 7 and our 401k by Fidelity lets me invest in any publicly traded ticker as well as options as long as they aren't naked short

[Anonymous No.57846238]

>>57845733
Heh. I used dating apps and my mom used to grab me and sniff my hair like Biden does with all the kids he takes pictures with.

[Anonymous No.57846257]

>>57846232
401k is still a bad vehicle. its all taxed and if you die before its empty your kids pay tax on it at forced distributions. plus you cant touch it for years. better off to just do a regular account.

[Anonymous No.57846268]

Open your eyes. Lmao

[Anonymous No.57846272]

>>57844047
Man, what's going on with AMD

[Anonymous No.57846275]

>>57846232
Based. I was at a big tech company and ours only let us choose some Vanguard or a couple other company's funds.
>>57846257
Only distributions, not growth.

[Anonymous No.57846278]

>>57846257
401k has a Roth option. Are you the same fucking retard that keeps saying 401ks are bad? Stop posting. You have no idea what you're talking about. They have the same tax advantages as an IRA on top of company matching contributions. You are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.57846291]

>>57846268
>Customers are loving our services
--Chief faggot Tim Apple

[Anonymous No.57846293]

>getting $1150 USD back on my taxes
Feels goodman

[Anonymous No.57846306]

>>57846275
>Only distributions, not growth
yes...but you are forced to take distributions at retirement age. and if you die before its empty your kids are forced to take out a portion based on a time table.
>>57846278
>You are fucking retarded
an ira 401k sucks compared to a roth ira. theres no way you can prove me otherwise when you are trapped in an investment method that you cant adjust. if you arent getting an employee match its mostly likely trash for anyone.

[Anonymous No.57846311]

>AMD above 200
wtf?

[Anonymous No.57846312]

>>57846306
>yes...but you are forced to take distributions at retirement age.
Taking distributions at retirement age is the whole fucking point.

[Anonymous No.57846322]

>>57846312
not if you are still working or dont want it. thats why you go with a regular account and just sell as needed. rather than being forced too by the irs.

[Anonymous No.57846327]

>>57846322
At that point just reinvest it in a taxable account then.

[Anonymous No.57846338]

>>57846311
It’s gonna plateau. Invest in INTC

[Anonymous No.57846362]

>>57846311
It is only AI hardware player besides NV

[Anonymous No.57846363]

>>57846327
thats been my point. if you arent getting a match then just do a regular account.

[Anonymous No.57846371]

I'll have you know I was antisemitic before it was cool.

[Anonymous No.57846375]

>>57846268
China seriously going broke for real or some nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.57846381]

[Anonymous No.57846384]

>>57846375
it will take at least10 years with a lot of bull traps.

[Anonymous No.57846394]

>>57846381
live in action

[Anonymous No.57846408]

>>57846375
arent they just boycotting apple for huawei?

[Anonymous No.57846417]

>>57846375
Yes

[Anonymous No.57846485]

>Amazon's AWS to launch Saudi Arabia data centers

amzn gonna pump

[Anonymous No.57846490]

>>57846375
I don't know why people are debating the china issue when emperor Xi has already said exactly what he's going to do. Crush the real estate market, crush the tech oligarchs (baba, jd, pdd, etc), support tech that is critical for national security like smic. Since americans can't invest in those companies, china is basically uninvestable.

[Anonymous No.57846494]

>EU premarket open
>they instantly buy
Will they ever change?

[Anonymous No.57846564]

What's next now that Biden collapsed the US economy?

[Anonymous No.57846574]

>>57846564
Collapse your greatest ally

[Anonymous No.57846755]

>synthetic risk transfers

Oh for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.57846876]

fuckin GIGAFAGGOTS europe

[Anonymous No.57846940]

What the fuck is europe's problem? What is that pump on open? My god, this continent is lost.

[Anonymous No.57847080]

Why haven't you taken profits yet?
I don't understand why you would choose to hold despite being up so much in such a short span of time

[Anonymous No.57847081]

Damn European markets not looking so good after that pump.

[Anonymous No.57847153]

>>57847080
>Why haven't you taken profits yet?
I lose every trade I make

[Anonymous No.57847226]

>>57847081
They trade in the range the US has set. They can't go higher, can't go lower. Gotta wait for the next impulse, most importantly tomorrow and the day after Powell. All depends on his comments now, if he's going to be as fuckin retardedly dovish as december or not. Even Bostic, the gigadove prefers to cut only twice this year and it sounded like he wants to start in july, not june (he said Q3)

[Anonymous No.57847283]

FUTURESTATUS?

[Anonymous No.57847336]

Red morning in Europe, thank you Obama

[Anonymous No.57847356]

>>57847283
Hold onto your pants, fren.
It's gonna be ugly.

[Anonymous No.57847376]

There is nofuckingway AMD is not going to crash today.
If it doesn't then technical analysis is completely meaningless.

[Anonymous No.57847416]

>>57846371
I was before (You) were even a coom in ur dad's nutsack.

also on that same subject,
>he's not way up green in the overnights

[Anonymous No.57847426]

I once against ask of Mumu fucking shits to remove themselves from my path

[Anonymous No.57847431]

i just bought some btc, prepare for a crypto crash

[Anonymous No.57847446]

>>57847426
we're done when i say we're done bobo

[Anonymous No.57847448]

>>57847431
You should have bought SNOW instead.

[Anonymous No.57847466]

THE FUCKIN AMERICAN IS BUYING

[Anonymous No.57847468]

>>57847416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn6SNbTD0_Q

[Anonymous No.57847478]

>>57847376
>
It is at 200 now from 205

[Anonymous No.57847489]

>>57847478
I think it's going to 176 at least. Maybe not today, but it should get there.

[Anonymous No.57847504]

>>57847489
It SHOULD actually go to 50

[Anonymous No.57847505]

Today I will remind them

[Anonymous No.57847520]

>>57847504
Not if I say AI enough.

[Anonymous No.57847523]

>>57847466
Riding on stuff already boughted (NATGAS AND OIL companies, obviously).

[Anonymous No.57847524]

Give me one reason right now why I should not buy Lotus Bakeries. Feels like this shit literally only goes up. 2008, 2020 and 2022 barely made a dent. Why the fuck is a biscuit company so good?

[Anonymous No.57847533]

>>57847524
>one reason
It's not NATGAS AND OIL, son.

[Anonymous No.57847562]

>>57847524
it's european

that was easy

[Anonymous No.57847565]

>>57847533
Shut the fuck up bagholder go back to /cmmg/ (can’t make money general)

[Anonymous No.57847610]

>>57847565
I imagine your faggot little voice sounding like one of these picrel little bastards. I'm green while your whole gay continent is a sea of red.

[Anonymous No.57847661]

nvidia to 2k eoy

>>57844224
>snp can't go below 50k
Bllluish

[Anonymous No.57847665]

>>57844333
Damn what a sad fucking trade.

[Anonymous No.57847673]

>>57847376
I will give you a hint bobo- TA only works if you are planning for a constant trend.

And the trend is bullish, so bullish reversals occur 90% of the time while bearish TA is only correct 40% of the time.

NVIDIA 2000 eoy.

[Anonymous No.57847677]

Somebody make BABA stop crashing ffs.

[Anonymous No.57847688]

>>57847673
blocks
ur
path

[El Arcón No.57847697]

>>57847610
Imagine being so intimidated by loud men when you were a child that you have a phobia of speaking softly as an adult.

[Anonymous No.57847700]

>>57847565
Kneel to OIL you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.57847711]

>>57847688
AMD 300 EOY

[Anonymous No.57847733]

Oh my, gold, go higher. I want to sell the gold I have and "invest" (gamble) it somewhere else

[Anonymous No.57847744]

holy shit my AVAV just went up 20% today. based

[Anonymous No.57847774]

I wish to buy puts on SMCI sars.

[Anonymous No.57847818]

>>57845446
One ticker is for just shares, and the other is shares with voting rights.

[Anonymous No.57847870]

I did the math an BIG will be a 10 bagger by next week. Source : I divided the float from MarketWatch by 1.5 Billion dollars (how much I feel the company will be valued after earnings) and presto, my price target!

[Anonymous No.57847906]

>>57847673
>Thinks there are never red days or weeks.

[Anonymous No.57847925]

>>57847673
>it went up
>therefore it will keeping going up
thank you for your market analysis

[Anonymous No.57847951]

>>57847376
TA is a meme you fuck but you are correct. AMD should be hit today with the news.

[Anonymous No.57847968]

>>57847870
You fools are betting on a 153M market cap company? toplel

[Anonymous No.57847992]

>>57847968
yeah i dont touch anything under 2b

[Anonymous No.57848007]

>>57847925
>>57847906
Yes unironically.

[Anonymous No.57848018]

>>57847968
Yeah I love gambling idc

[Anonymous No.57848040]

>>57848007
>NVDA revenue $61B
>market cap $2,130B
>surely this will keeping going up and up
FA is a meme but when you get to such overvaluations it's like Wile E. Coyote gravity, the overvaluation doesn't matter until it does.

[Anonymous No.57848067]

>>57848040
>it has to pop because it just has to
Or
It will fill the gap, you will call for it going lower, then it will pump 20% in a week and hit a new ATH.

[Anonymous No.57848089]

>>57848067
>he believes in the gap """theory"""
lmao

[Anonymous No.57848090]

>>57847951
>TA is a meme
Explain why

[Anonymous No.57848139]

>>57848089
>theory
It always fills gaps and gaps become supports.

[Anonymous No.57848140]

>>57848090
it has no predictive power for patterns it is literally just a pattern that works until a new pattern occurs, you have no idea when it will reverse or continue

[Anonymous No.57848217]

TSLA bros...
Tesla plant in Germany had to stop production today because arson against a power line cut their electricity supply.
Climate activists are camping in a nearby forest that Tesla wants to cut down to expand the factory. Voters in the municipality had voted against the expansion in a local referendum. Tesla wants to expand the factory in order to increase production in Germany from 500k to 1 millon vehicles per year.

[Anonymous No.57848230]

>>57848217
>Climate activists
they are essentially terrorists

[Anonymous No.57848234]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57848237]

I can't remember what color the number becomes on my brokerage when it goes negative. The music not only never stops, it never even pauses dramatically for a bass drop.

[Anonymous No.57848271]

>>57848217
Germans are insane subhumans and I'm saying this as a German
The shutting down of the nuclear power plants was the final nail in the coffin
Fuck this country and guck Germans

[Anonymous No.57848281]

>>57848237
Unbridled Mumuphoria

[Anonymous No.57848322]

>>57848217
Almost based. The politicians who ignored the referendum are the ones they should have set on fire. For defying the will of their constituents warrants death regardless of context. As always, retards attack the wrong targets. Can't expect much from people who believe in climate alarmist propaganda though.

[Anonymous No.57848332]

>>57848140
>works until it doesnt
Same can be said of any market approach, including gut feelings

[Anonymous No.57848371]

Coffee prices rise when the frost hits Brazil

[Anonymous No.57848373]

>>57848217
>climatetards tell us we need to drive electric to save the climate
>but without producing EVs because it's bad for the climate
lmao

[Anonymous No.57848382]

>>57848332
no it can't, retard
but please feel free to use TA I dont give a shit

[Anonymous No.57848398]

>>57848217
Just divest from Germany and build those factories in Eastern Europe. It’s a win-win

[Anonymous No.57848401]

>>57848373
Maybe people are realizing cars that are as disposable as smartphones aren't actually going to help the environment.

[Anonymous No.57848409]

Can EU not pump once?

PPI also came in way lower than expected in contrast to CPI. Literal price gauging

[Anonymous No.57848411]

I'm thinking 170 puts on Tesla.

[Anonymous No.57848468]

>>57848409
Overregulated, overtaxed shithole that is genociding its people and starving themselves in solidarity for a fake and gay kike war + 30% of your population is old and retired another 20% is unemployed Muslim rapists and all your talented and smart people go to America leaving only the dregs. Not to mention increased geopolitical tension due to nato and the fact you're entirely reliant on the USA for defense as Europe has no military industrial complex of its own and there's a chance above 0% that we pull out of nato meaning Europe gets turned into a tributary for the Russochinaindia axis alliance. There's still so much downside left for your dog shit continent.

[Anonymous No.57848610]

>>57848409
Why would a deindustrializing continent's market pump?

[Anonymous No.57848625]

WTF IS EU DOING

[Anonymous No.57848671]

$TGT | Target Q4 24 Earnings:
- Adj EPS $2.98 (est $2.40)
- Rev $31.47B (est $31.35B)
- Comp Sales -4.4% (est -4.56%)
- Sees FY Adj EPS $8.60 To $9.60 (est $9.12)
- Sees FY Comp Sales 0% To +2% (est +0.98%)

How is literally each company beating EPS estimates. Are they intentionally misestimating?

[Anonymous No.57848719]

>>57848468
This

[Anonymous No.57848765]

got an advanced micro device right here

[Anonymous No.57848778]

>>57848625
Slacking behind since 2007

[Anonymous No.57848783]

>>57844860
What race would you say is the best at dick sucking

[Anonymous No.57848792]

SAAB NOOO

[Anonymous No.57848829]

NVDA $1000 TODAY

[Anonymous No.57848878]

ARM bros are we getting ...ack!

[Anonymous No.57848887]

All my gains from yesterday are gone

[Anonymous No.57848889]

Target... WON!

[Anonymous No.57848897]

When to short SMCI sars?

[Anonymous No.57848919]

>>57848889
Shame. I had no skin in the game, but the CEO is such a flaming faggot kike.

[Anonymous No.57848921]

Nosebleed buy signal

[Anonymous No.57848925]

>>57848889
TGT bros white women pulled through again!

[Anonymous No.57848977]

They're going to print.

[Anonymous No.57849009]

Biden is really trying all he can do to suppress the oilprice with his Meamefire each week

[Anonymous No.57849027]

What a nice thread. Im glad you're all having fun for now. Don't forget the Ides of March! See you in the next thread! <3

[Anonymous No.57849046]

>>57849027
Bullish

[Anonymous No.57849094]

I love NVDA

[Anonymous No.57849113]

My message to the market:

https://youtu.be/IQvijGmsNIc?si=cxGK0IkcYbVlsjaH&t=1920

[Anonymous No.57849155]

>>57847081
Impressed at the strength of that shelf not to crack under that thots weight
Also, TOTAL THOT DEATH

[Anonymous No.57849177]

I hate TSLA

[Anonymous No.57849225]

thanks to the anon yesterday who suggested looking into HIMS, nice gain

[Anonymous No.57849249]

houseprices are healing

[Anonymous No.57849251]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57849284]

>>57849249
>4.9% in one month.
Lmfao. €20 for a loaf of bread by 2030.

[Anonymous No.57849291]

>NVDA simply loses several billion and readds several billion over the course of a few hours in US premarket
Went down to 831, back at 862

[Anonymous No.57849310]

>>57849307
>>57849307
>>57849307
new
>>57849307
>>57849307
>>57849307
new

[Anonymous No.57849312]

>>57849291
All me

[Anonymous No.57849554]

>>57845880
I'd rather be a loser in Japan than a loser in any western country. Easiest choice in life, lol.

[Anonymous No.57849933]

>>57848765
underrated comment