/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57790742]

Spicy Chicken Sandwich Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57790756]

>>57790742
please let fast food trading become a real thing

[Anonymous No.57790762]

Who the FUCK is buying at these prices? Where is the money coming from?

[Anonymous No.57790769]

What is a good stock to keep on earnings season gambles? Victoria´s secret?

[Anonymous No.57790772]

Last half hour, what're you buying? What're you selling?

[Anonymous No.57790782]

Bobo....we tried to save you. We told you not to fixate on the doomer headlines.

[Anonymous No.57790783]

mark my words

[Anonymous No.57790791]

>>57790772
No money left to buy, not willing to sell to anything

[Anonymous No.57790799]

>>57790772
Personally I'm liking Bitcoin here. CLSK/MARA stabilizing off their heems while the coin curls up for what could be a run to ATH. Or 65k at least.

Maybe just BITX to play it straight.

[Anonymous No.57790802]

>>57790762
there are trillions of dollars in money market funds that have been on the sideline since covid.

[Anonymous No.57790810]

>>57790791
Same. Fuckin wish I had kept my nvda calls but a 40% profit in a day is still solid

[Anonymous No.57790816]

Every week a random biopharma company that nobody has ever heard of pumps 100%.
Which one next week?

[Anonymous No.57790818]

>>57790772
Buying Banxa bnxaf

[Anonymous No.57790838]

>>57790810
I so do I. Guess I learned something here, which is, get a fucking a job and buy stocks from your income. I already knew that, now I understand why.

[Anonymous No.57790848]

>>57790769
Broadcom.

[Anonymous No.57790851]

>>57790783
What are your words?

[Anonymous No.57790852]

>>57790799
Ok MARA is a good play, but I am the Banxa pumper (so biased) but actually check out this company it has not seen the same run up as the miners yet and it hit $7.50 last bull run ($bnxaf)

Still sitting at 0.84 and the business has only improved since the last run

[Anonymous No.57790858]

>>57790816
There are sites that maintain biopharma calendars. Think we used to have one or two linked in the OP.

[Anonymous No.57790866]

*yeah, so do I
Im drunk

>>57790848
I like you dudes. You make me money more often than not

[Anonymous No.57790867]

>>57790851
Solar flare wipes out all electronics monday

[Anonymous No.57790881]

>>57790852
Canadian penny stock. CLASSIC.

[Anonymous No.57790882]

>>57790867
meds

[Anonymous No.57790883]

>>57790852
So it trades like SOFI, and seems to have finished its runup. Probably going to consolidate a few days.

[Anonymous No.57790890]

>>57790742
>baconator on the dip
KEK
E
KEK
E
KEK

[Anonymous No.57790893]

My port is up 750% this month

[Anonymous No.57790904]

>>57790881
you know it

>>57790883
Likely maybe continued run up in bitcoin could push it higher short term, or potential news

[Anonymous No.57790909]

>>57790742
>shorting into the dinner rush
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.57790910]

In terms of macroperspective, why do I so rarely see people talking about the massive inflationary effect of Chinese growth on the west?
In basically ever western country since 2008 crash we had prolonged and sustained low rent environment. This is because China was rapidly developing and spewing out products on the global market, which made everything cheaper. That put pressure on Central banks to have consistently low interest rates in order to keep to their 2% inflation goal
Or that is the theory atleast

In a near future where China is no longer producing as much cheap crap and is moving more and more into high tech and importing consumer markets themselves, we will no longer have inflationary pressure like the past decades
Unless you're a race blind person and think Africa or India will take their mantle, surely this speaks doom-ish for investors in the near future? We will not be able to account for as much growth in the future simply because interest rates will never again be as low as they have been, unless AI revolution massively increases productivity which seems unlikely to me atleast

Thoughts? I wanna discuss this with someone

[Anonymous No.57790916]

>>57790893
KICK
FUCKIN
ASS
BLESSED!

[Anonymous No.57790917]

>>57790866
I'm practicing what I preach here. I bought some AVGO last year, averaged into it in the middle of their runup today, and I might throw another $5K I have coming in at it before Thursday. Their earnings are going to be fantastic and I think the market will respond to that.

[Anonymous No.57790929]

>>57790867
I hope not all electronics but just enough so your pic rel from previous post and for enough enough time.

[Anonymous No.57790931]

>all this optimism
I don't know why people never learn from the past. The market goes up for a while and every retard jumps in with everything he has.

[Anonymous No.57790937]

We already melted up, now we ____ ____ (fill in the blanks)

[Anonymous No.57790943]

>>57790931
Cause the market always hits ATHs

[Anonymous No.57790947]

>>57790904
Frankly I think it’s going to $11 this year after NASDAQ listing.

my source is crack

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57790950]

>>57790937
cover shorts?

[Anonymous No.57790958]

I am full sending into hydrogen based fuel.

I don't think hydrogen based energy will take over but I believe that it is close to becoming the new EV fad and I plan on riding it to the top and then dumping. I will report back in 10 years when I am either exorbitantly wealthy or living on the street sucking dick to live.

[Anonymous No.57790961]

>>57790893
Why do I suspect you have very high risk strategies?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57790969]

>>57790937
melt-up again?

[Anonymous No.57790978]

>>57790958
My bet is on the latter. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.57790979]

>>57790961
Nah, he probably did that buying and selling shares in stocks.

[Anonymous No.57790980]

>>57790958
interesting

[Anonymous No.57790981]

>>57790937
Melt up.

[Anonymous No.57790983]

>>57790937
make money?

[Anonymous No.57790991]

>>57790917
nice, it seems like it´s already been pumping quite well

[Anonymous No.57790992]

>>57790969
This was only the tech melt up. The rest of the market will follow.

[Anonymous No.57790996]

>>57790958
based. did sell my plug shares today because it'll probably dump again, but will buy again before earnings.

[Anonymous No.57791005]

>>57790958
I just got my 401K xfer and might join you. Any company research?

[Anonymous No.57791022]

>>57790958
The HYDROGEN prodooction facilities are powered by NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.57791028]

>AVAV
Anyone else see that potential breakout?

[Anonymous No.57791035]

Words can't express how much I hate this market.

[Anonymous No.57791051]

>>57790929
did u have a stroke writing that?

[Anonymous No.57791057]

>>57790992
>non-tech
>going up like tech
>ever

[Anonymous No.57791068]

>>57791035
>he didn't think promise of lowering rate cuts would pump the market
>he didn't think they would pump the market during an election year for a democrat when one of their only things they can point to is how well the stock market does under democrats

[Anonymous No.57791091]

NVIDIA 1500 EOY
SOXL is worthless

[Anonymous No.57791102]

CRWD thoughts? Got lucky and got in at like 280 a week or two ago.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57791116]

>>57791068
This is the gayest fucking shit I have ever seen.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57791118]

>>57790228
Thank you guys for not crashing <3

[Anonymous No.57791119]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57791123]

SEMICONDUCTOR SUZERAINS HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY DID YOU MAKE TODAY? I LOVE YOU JENSEN HUANG

[Anonymous No.57791132]

>>57791119
+0.22%
cacacrabbed

[Anonymous No.57791135]

I feel like we are going to dump soon. Every time I get the urge to quit my job and start trading we have a 3 month bear market.

[Anonymous No.57791137]

Why are all the rich Jews selling hundreds of millions worth of stocks? Should we be worried?

[Anonymous No.57791139]

Is blackrock stock a good investment?

Everybody talk about how powerful they are and how they control everything and make easy free money through their index fund costs but no one mention their stock, is there something risky about it? Is there any significant threat to their empire?

[Anonymous No.57791141]

Uranium Kings.........I am thinking we're back.

[Anonymous No.57791144]

>>57791119
+1.65

[Anonymous No.57791145]

>>57791119
10% on a 6 figure portfolio

[Anonymous No.57791147]

>>57791119
+24% today, which is my first day ending up since I started trading options monday
-20% down for the week, but I feel better about my strategy and now jumping into FOMO now

[Anonymous No.57791149]

>>57791119
1.29%, and it would have been better if I hadn't bought a meme stock on impulse. Never again. Sold SOUN at a loss midday like an animal chewing its foot off to get out of a trap and threw it into AVGO and made some of my money back. Everything else did great.

[Anonymous No.57791152]

>>57791119
-28%
blew up all of my puts

[Anonymous No.57791164]

>>57791119
+0.92%
+8.18% YTD
+3,670$

[Anonymous No.57791166]

>>57791119
>+0.96%
Yeah I'm thinking of having a little bit of chicken fry and a cold beer on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.57791174]

>>57791147
Not* jumping into FOMO

[Anonymous No.57791178]

>>57791119
another day another dollar.

[Anonymous No.57791180]

>>57791119

[Anonymous No.57791186]

>>57791116
You're still invited to the party, Baggie

[Anonymous No.57791194]

+2.5% I should probably dump a bunch of these bonds and buy more stocks but it's daunting having to manage so much cash

[Anonymous No.57791203]

>>57791119
3.87% today. Comfy. Up $10k for the week

[Anonymous No.57791208]

>>57791135
Bear market doesn't start till September have some balls and quit your job or continue living the shameful life of a wage slave.

[Anonymous No.57791212]

>>57791119
1.09%
At one point I was much higher than the NASDAQ but the NASDAQ started pumping and my stocks lost some steam

[Anonymous No.57791218]

>>57791119
>+3.07%
>YTD: +6.03%

Beautiful when everyone pulls their weight.

Except CRWD and PCVX. You guys can get bent.

[Anonymous No.57791224]

>>57791119
Up 4.5% today and maybe 5% this week. Pretty nice

[Anonymous No.57791227]

>>57791119

[Anonymous No.57791233]

Point of order: those of us that made good money on any given day ought to be kind enough to let other anons know what we're holding.

[Anonymous No.57791236]

>>57791119
+.26%

[Anonymous No.57791244]

>>57791208
I plan on having a kid this year so I will need insurance to cover the costs right? Fiance is wanting a midwife though and having the baby at home.

[Anonymous No.57791253]

>>57790937
Lexi Belle?

[Anonymous No.57791263]

>>57791244
Dont do that. If we did that id be a widower with no children

[Anonymous No.57791272]

>>57791166
CHECKED DUB DUBS
of BLESSED LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

[Anonymous No.57791280]

>>57791119
+0.25%

[Anonymous No.57791290]

>>57791263
She has known several people who had babies at home / water births with midwifes. idk kind of not my call how she wants to give birth.

[Anonymous No.57791294]

>>57791119
4.98%

[Anonymous No.57791299]

FUCK BEARS pic related

[Anonymous No.57791300]

>>57791290
Do you at least live semi close to a hospital?

[Anonymous No.57791305]

>>57791299
This dude knows how to take advantage of bull markets.

[Anonymous No.57791319]

Good week

[Anonymous No.57791337]

>>57791299
CHECKED
and fuckin BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57791339]

>>57791300
yes a great hospital is 8 min away.

[Anonymous No.57791344]

>>57791137
No line only goes up.

[Anonymous No.57791350]

>>57791305
You can tell exactly where I ignored the bears

[Anonymous No.57791358]

>>57791350
you all in TQQQ or SOXL?

[Anonymous No.57791361]

>>57791244
Well if you plan on having a kid and getting married I good luck quitting your job without ending up in a divorce.
Even if you make a shitload of money you will still get judged, I have enough to pay my mortgage and bills for the next 4 years and my family acts like I'm crazy because i don't want a job.

[Anonymous No.57791368]

MOONDAY
O
O
N
D
A
YELLEN SQUIRTS AND SCREAMS

[Anonymous No.57791415]

>>57790958
>combustion engine
>easy to use and pretty safe, but slowly kills the planet
>EV
>some drawbacks in terms of usability in certain conditions, decent for the environment, problematic battery fire
>hydrogen
>potentially zero negative environmental effects, but fuel is super expensive and extremely unsafe to store
honestly I don't wanna bet on any of that shit

[Anonymous No.57791416]

>>57791147
I gotta say though, I'm glad its the weekend. This whole week I've been thinking about charts and earning reports 24/7 and it isn't healthy lol

[Anonymous No.57791420]

>>57791361
well I am on the road to retirement. Even if i just paid the mortgage and not invested anything I should be able to retire before 45.

[Anonymous No.57791424]

>>57791339
Birth is scary as fuck desu. I'm not trying to scare you but we needed an emergency c-section halfway thru labor and that shit was nuts. I saw all of my wifes insides on one side of the curtain and she was talking to me and like smiling on the other side of the curtain

[Anonymous No.57791430]

>>57791119
My retard style is working. +30%

[Anonymous No.57791435]

>>57791358
Mostly SOXL with a bit of UPRO, but I've been selling as we've climbed this week. Looking to time the top but that always feels impossible.

[Anonymous No.57791459]

>>57791119
I am financially incontinent because I keep shidding and pissing
Next week I will try to inverse myself: set up the exact same trades, but just take the opposite signal

[Anonymous No.57791466]

>>57791424
I will not look at the other side of the sheet unless the doctor needs me to do something (which why the fuck wouldn't they ask the assistant). I want like 8 kids so I do not want to picture a little baby face popping out everytime I see the coochee

[Anonymous No.57791469]

>>57791147
BLESSED
but
prooceed with EXTREME CAUTION because giving you a little bit of CONFIDENCE is how the OOPTIONS get you! Hopefully you are REALLY getting the pulse and swing tho. May the BLESSINGS continue.

[Anonymous No.57791472]

>>57790769
GTLB should be good

[Anonymous No.57791479]

>>57791435
trailing stop loss of like 10%?

[Anonymous No.57791492]

You are going to invest in the Reddit IPO, right, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57791493]

>>57791435
I say nvda 940

[Anonymous No.57791496]

>>57791479
Nah no stop losses. I have mental levels where I'd consider selling but usually I just buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.57791506]

BurgerFi (BFI) will be the next McDonald's of our time. At under $1 a share that's very early.

[Anonymous No.57791519]

>>57791492
>not NATGAS AND OIL
NOPE
O
P
E

[Anonymous No.57791528]

This is a figure of my net worth since ~2018.

[Anonymous No.57791530]

>>57791466
8 kids is a lot anon, take them one at a time

[Anonymous No.57791533]

>>57791492
Yes. but in put.

[Anonymous No.57791547]

>>57791290
Water births are awesome.

[Anonymous No.57791559]

>>57791435
>Looking to time the top but that always feels impossible

Not even the best TA traders can do this consistently.

[Anonymous No.57791564]

>>57791559
TA is best used for trend trading, not calling breakouts or reversals

[Anonymous No.57791569]

>>57791528
now show a figure of your virginity

[Anonymous No.57791573]

>>57791469
Thank you friend, definitely not letting it get to my head. More caution and pulling guaranteed gains even when I think it might go up more is my strat. Slow and steady baby.

[Anonymous No.57791579]

uh, when is everything going to go down again?

[Anonymous No.57791585]

>>57791528
>Futures

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57791587]

ALERT!!! SELL REDDIT SELL!!

[Anonymous No.57791601]

>>57791579
SPY 499 is the Generational Bottom as we ride to SPY 800.

[Anonymous No.57791615]

I can't believe Nvidia is still not at $1000
what's going on

[Anonymous No.57791630]

>>57791290
Our last (3rd) kid was a home birth. The midwife didn't get here in time so I delivered him. It was awesome. Hospital births suck. We're only doing home births from now on.

[Anonymous No.57791642]

>>57791564
>not calling breakouts or reversals

Not with my TA >:)

[Anonymous No.57791655]

>>57791615
As of 2024-03-01, the Fair Value of NVIDIA Corp (NVDA) is 301.2 USD. This value is based on the Peter Lynch's Fair Value formula. With the current market price of 791.12 USD, the upside of NVIDIA Corp is -61.9%.

https://valueinvesting.io/NVDA/valuation/fair-value

[Anonymous No.57791662]

>>57791569
Uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.57791665]

Anyone else ever eat a girl's ass and accidentally tongue touch a turd? I don't know if I can go on.

[Anonymous No.57791666]

>>57791630
>>57791547
ty anons, if there are complications I will throw her in the back of my truck and get to the hospital in 5min

[Anonymous No.57791672]

>>57791630
My wife wants to maybe do a home birth. Of course I hate hospitals but if something goes wrong we're far enough from a hospital that she could die. Feelsbad

[Anonymous No.57791691]

I cant ever imagine myself speaking about having sons. Seems extremely gross.

[Anonymous No.57791701]

>>57791573
Sounds like a reasonable approach. When I first FOOKED with OOPTIONS I did breddy gud some and went out and got myself a TWENTY PIECE MCD NUGGS and said GIMMIE THE LARGE not small nor medium but LARGE FUCKIN FRIES and then came back and while I was eating that shit lost it again and wished I had that NUGG and FRIES money back.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57791703]

Some retard bought this call from me, get expired idiot

[Anonymous No.57791711]

>>57791290
>kind of not my call how she wants to give birth
retard

[Anonymous No.57791715]

>>57791601
>thinking this
IMAGINE
IT

[Anonymous No.57791718]

>>57791119
+1.37%, only loss today is NYCB, lesson being to never take advice from fat "people"

[Anonymous No.57791724]

>>57791711
You have never been in a relationship with a woman have you?

[Anonymous No.57791739]

>>57791666
Seriously, the one I was privy to they derricked the woman into the tub, she sat there for a moment and went HNNNNNGH, sat a few more and went HNNNNGGH again -- and out popped the water baby. Whole thing took less than fifteen minutes.

[Anonymous No.57791759]

>>57791718
It's over.

[Anonymous No.57791764]

>>57791691
you are gay, do what you will with that info.

[Anonymous No.57791771]

>>57791724
I have and got divorced because there is no way I will consent to letting women, which are fuckin RETARDS, make decisions.
SIMP
I
M
P

[Anonymous No.57791786]

>>57791141
Dat be rite n'wah

[Anonymous No.57791790]

>>57791764
And no fuck were given. Do what you will with that info

[Anonymous No.57791811]

>>57790958
Actually a pretty good strategy. Which tickers.

[Anonymous No.57791841]

ENLV update, the trial results were pushed back to April instead of end of Q1, this is not a good sign short term, but i'm in commons so it doesnt matter all that much to me.

>>57791790
understandable, have a good day sir.

[Anonymous No.57791844]

>>57791771
You talk like a beta now incel cuck. You have to manage your woman like an employee, give them direction and let them make their own choices. I want a children, how she pushes them out is her problem now.

[Anonymous No.57791850]

>>57791771
Kek

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57791857]

>>57791841
wew thanks for the update, I have a buy order for a call, what's the new date? and any suggestions for strike/expiry?

[Anonymous No.57791870]

>>57790937
jerk off

[Anonymous No.57791873]

>>57791119
>+0.30%
Not great, not terrible.

[Anonymous No.57791884]

HOW HIGH CAN DELL GO
I AM GETTING MASSIVE FOMO

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57791909]

>>57791884
I wouldn't touch it with your dick.

[Anonymous No.57791936]

>>57790978
In all honesty I can't see it being that big of a down swing compared to my current future outlook.
>>57790996
>>57791005
Plug recently had almost half of their expected earnings and a recent "concern" that I think will push them away from investors. Best they can hope for at this point is an acquisition, I don't see them going positive in the future. Comparatively FCEL has had more positive earnings while still being inconsistent. They seem to rely on larger contract orders. Additionally they announced an AI deal with IBM and AI being the craze could help propel it to a leader in the field alone.

Safer companies would be those in NATGAS
and rare gasses such as LIN or APD as they have a foothold already and other gasses they can work off of to cover possible losses from hydrogen production failure.

In the overall industry space, Europe recently upped their renewable and clean energy production efforts after realizing their overreliance in Russia's oil industry. I speculate that this will be the first of many dominos for countries to look into production if their own fuel due to the global unrest and possibilities of future conflicts cutting off supplies. Additionally, if all natgas and oil reserves are emptied because of this past issue then it should stand that supply will drop while governments attempt to restock, and in doing so drive interest in alternate fuels.

Take it or leave it I don't expect this whole heartedly to go anywhere but I'm willing to take the risk as it stands. Should it work out, by that time android wives will be real and I can have as many as I want. You've already read the alternative future I have pegged.

[Anonymous No.57791947]

How high will AMD go?

[Anonymous No.57791963]

>>57791947
250-300 eoy

[Anonymous No.57791981]

>>57791884
I got MASSIVE FOMO and went on a buying spree all last week. I boughted lots and lots of STOOKS after TWO YEARS of waiting on
THA
GREAT
HEEM
TO
COME
but watching LINE GO UP over and over. That's when I realized I had CAPITULATED and the TOP WAS IN and the JEW TRAP had worked where they convince you over and over that it's just going to keep going up and everything is SAFE, GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR MOONEY IN GOYIM, so today I sold anything and everything other than NATGAS AND OIL.

[Anonymous No.57791980]

>>57791665
Eating ass is an easy way to get parasites. Fucking disgusting kys

[Anonymous No.57791998]

>>57791884
I am personally playing HPE instead of
Dell so i don't get burned as bad by fomo (I hope) got a long option for 15$ Jan 25
>>57791857
Sometime in April is the new consensus I think if the calls are further out you're still fine, but I am playing the low leverage gamble in common shares so I can't really advise on the options.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfQ1uM5ehdI
Here is a new interview with their CEO, watching it now to get a clearer picture.

[Anonymous No.57792003]

To be honest family, I got so booty blasted today.

[Anonymous No.57792031]

>>57792003
That probably means that whatever you did makes actual sense.

[Anonymous No.57792041]

Up 2000% on DELL calls today.
Full send into ADBE on Monday
Also gonna buy some DELL calls at 200 once the MM write them

[Anonymous No.57792043]

>>57792003
I was holding Zoom calls this week and I feel like shit why couldn't they pump itm ore

[Anonymous No.57792051]

>>57792003
>>57792031
Hope is not a strategy. Stay in the game.

[Anonymous No.57792059]

I HAVE NEVER USED OPTIONS BEFORE

GIVE ME SOME GOOD CALL AND PUT OPTION CANFIDATES

[Anonymous No.57792068]

>>57791884
>>57791981
I've been telling you to load up on VOO, VTI and VT for over a years now. Why didn't you take the easy money just lying on the table?

[Anonymous No.57792077]

Are Microsoft and Nvidia the only real technology stocks?

[Anonymous No.57792098]

>>57792068
Because VOO rhymes with JOO!

[Anonymous No.57792109]

>>57792077
No, INTC and ASML are.

[Anonymous No.57792115]

>>57792059
It doesn't matter if you are buying or selling theta, there is just too much hand rubbing on the other side of the transaction
Basically fuck theta and good luck

[Anonymous No.57792133]

>>57792059
Write puts on PSLV

[Anonymous No.57792167]

>>57790742
Some of you deserve to see this since I've been talking trash. This is the strongest trend line on SOXL since September, broken as you can see, which means it's in a completely fucking new trend now.

I wouldn't say it's no-man's-land because this number, $49, was the top of a short consolidation period before going WAY higher in 2021.

I can draw new lines, but I'm not. I'd rather watch these $40-$50 levels from last year. Catalysts include CPI on the 13th and FOMC on the 20th. Oil is to be watched. ^TNX is to be watched. This is so interesting and I'm still waiting to short the top so I can sell my SOXS and add to my SOXL. But cheers, bulls.

Cheers. Top might be somewhere here, but no need to panic sell or set a strict stop loss. Can always use puts as hedge. They're cheap actually.

[Anonymous No.57792173]

>>57792068
I couldn't do it because the economy has been very bad, high inflation, and no rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.57792188]

>>57790742
Some of you deserve to see this since I've been talking trash. This is the strongest trend line on SOXL since September, broken as you can see, which means it's in a completely fucking new trend now. I wouldn't say it's no-man's-land because this number $49 was the top of a short consolidation period before going WAY higher in 2021.

I can draw new lines, but I'm not. I'd rather watch these $40-$50 levels from last year. Catalysts include CPI on the 13th and FOMC on the 20th. Oil is to be watched. ^TNX is to be watched. This is so interesting and I'm still waiting to short the top so I can sell my SOXS and add to my SOXL. But cheers, bulls.

Cheers. Top might be somewhere here, but no need to panic sell or set a strict stop loss. Can always use puts as hedge. They're cheap actually.

[Anonymous No.57792215]

>>57790762
Government can print unlimited money. Banks can lend unlimited money.

[Anonymous No.57792223]

>>57792059
Don’t buy till you’ve written a few contracts.
Fundamental theory says they’re all fairly priced.
Liquidity is the best marker then.

How big is your war chest?

[Anonymous No.57792239]

>>57792188
>muh lines

[Anonymous No.57792243]

>>57790742
I want to die

[Anonymous No.57792257]

>>57790742

[Anonymous No.57792265]

Took my profit going into next week.

[Anonymous No.57792268]

>>57792188
Straight lines on a levered index with a futures to rollover.
Pls learn math.

[Anonymous No.57792277]

i held this shit for over two years, bros. at some point, i saw go as low as 6.80 and im still kind of beating myself up over not going all in at that price. but goddamn, it feels good to be free

[Anonymous No.57792280]

>>57792188
Top of the line is now support.
We're going to double in mcap alone from semis.
Dot com bubble 2.0 baby

[Anonymous No.57792289]

>>57792188
Yeah all the underlying are really high on RSI and MACD but in 2021 they also looked like they do now, and continued to run for 6+ months. I've been taking profits but I still have a healthy 22k in SOXL, with a 90 day limit order set to sell 200 shares if it hits 50. Definitely looking to snag some short plays but I also think the market could retard pump all year.

[Anonymous No.57792291]

>>57791415
EV is fucking just as bad for the environment if not worse than a combustible engine.
>let's replace combustible engines with massive batteries that aren't bio degradable and need cobalt and lithium mines
The fuck kind of retarded take is this? EV is a fucking scam, period.

[Anonymous No.57792296]

>>57792277
Welcome to the club, fellow long term leverage holder. Checked.

[Anonymous No.57792298]

>>57792277
Why sell? Just write calls

[Anonymous No.57792309]

>>57792291
It’s a decent toy.

[Anonymous No.57792311]

Why didn't I buy more in 2022/2023 when everything was cheap

Now I'm 50% cash gang and everything is expensive and I don't know what strategy to follow

[Anonymous No.57792312]

>>57792277
You probably don't realize this but you missed out on life changing money because of opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.57792336]

>>57792098
Yes... why are you trying to fight the literal game makers. In a rigged game.

[Anonymous No.57792343]

>>57792059
If you're bullish, buy NVDA leap calls. Cash out when you hit around 25% profit, then buy again but the value should be around the same as your initial cash outlay. That way, you can keep riding the bull market without too much risk.

[Anonymous No.57792362]

>>57792336
HOOKED
O
O
K
ENERGY IS ALL THAT IS NOT FAKE AND GAY
D

[Anonymous No.57792372]

>>57792311
You fell for the retarded doomer dude, sorry bro.

[Anonymous No.57792397]

>>57792298
i did do that, back when it cycled between 60-70 for around a month. when it started to dip below 30, i sold 35 strike LEAPS for like, 2k. i stopped cause it was making me anxious, and i didn't want to think about it anymore. also, the taxes

[Anonymous No.57792407]

>>57792268
It worked for six months. You should also learn math.

[Anonymous No.57792417]

Why is the stock market such scammy, unpredictable bullshit? I've made 40k on crypto swinging and holding over the last month. I'm still down 6k on stocks and every attempt to swing fails. It's fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57792426]

Another day. Bagged more NYCB at 3.44 a share. Just gonna uh let the cash pile up now and see what happens over the next months. Also waiting to see just how much my pay hike(s) will be and if any such plan is in the works to make up for lack of any meaningful pay hikes for 10 years running.

[Anonymous No.57792431]

>>57792417
It was always like this anon.

[Anonymous No.57792440]

>>57791718
First off i'm not fat, i'm a hamchad. Secondly, if you haven't sold yet, do so monday. You clearly aren't NYCB material. I'll buy your shares from you. When this stock turns around you will kneel.

[Anonymous No.57792482]

>OIL & NATGAS,

[Anonymous No.57792491]

>>57792239
Anyone can draw lines. Everybody does. Even people who hate TA draw at least one. Have you noticed, while watching other peoples' streams and videos? If they don't believe in TA, they draw one line, sloppily and they barely notice it. But they use it.

If they believe in TA, they draw 2 lines. You guys are not expert trolls. I'm going to encourage traders to use lines for trends.
>>57791564
>TA is best used for trend trading, not calling breakouts or reversals
And NOT for breakouts or reversal catalysts. If you look at the prices, they always rise or fall to the point where a trend analysis would be confirmed or denied. Then the catalyst happens and the trend is useless if it breaks big enough.

But once things die down and the catalysts have happened, what are you using? I'm using lines.

[Anonymous No.57792509]

>>57792417
Crypto is more unpredictable. You just have survivorship bias and bought the wrong stocks.

[Anonymous No.57792512]

>>57792268
https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-semiconductor-bull-bear-3x-etfs#show-daily-holdings

[Anonymous No.57792535]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57792546]

>>57792482
For me it's just picrel!

[Anonymous No.57792547]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57792552]

OIL

[Anonymous No.57792556]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.57792577]

>>57792188
SOXL sisters.....we're going home....

[Anonymous No.57792581]

>>57792546
>No added hormones
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.57792585]

>>57791280
hinamatsuri was a fun show. maybe i'll watch it again

[Anonymous No.57792591]

AMD DUMPING AFTER HOURS
FUCKING KEK
EAT SHIT MUMUS

[Anonymous No.57792595]

>>57792581
Not doing what is extremely illegal in most of the world is a virtuous selling point in the US.

[Anonymous No.57792598]

>>57792546
Oh god. I bought great value nuggets once and only once and they are barely considered food. Just salt nugget blocks. Have a little self respect and at least buy TSN nuggets

[Anonymous No.57792616]

>>57792577
All the SOXS sissies and SOXL naysayers were fucking wrong and retarded. Fuck them!

[Anonymous No.57792652]

>>57791119
+1.2% today
+13% ytd

[Anonymous No.57792659]

Kek at all the niggers that bought SOXS and got rekt. Fucking crash and burn you retards!

[Anonymous No.57792660]

>>57790769
>Not investing in Bilibili propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZleHdPxFyo&list=PLtKm9tbljwlslEqjFdRZ44MRhi4-j7C6R

[Anonymous No.57792677]

>>57792577
>>57792616
Honestly the fact that someone said "SOXL WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $30 AGAIN" and yet here we are, is pretty amazing. There are many ways to save your gains and make sure you don't lose on this. Nobody needs to panic and that's why the bears are flummoxed. Good fucking job guys

[Anonymous No.57792686]

>>57792659
Shorting semiconductors at this point is just lighting cash on fire and flushing it down the toilet

[Anonymous No.57792698]

>>57792581
>>57792595
>Now lead free!

[Anonymous No.57792708]

forex niggers what is the future of USD/GBP ?
is continuous inflation against the dollar the future of the pound?

[Anonymous No.57792725]

I'm looking to get some added SP 500 leverage. I'm curious what you anons think about adding a risk reversal index (RXM) strategy. Each month buy 25 delta call, sell 50 delta put. Roll at expiration. Instead of holding T bills or a money market fund for collateral, I would just hold my SPY shares. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57792757]

>>57792708
>a pound was $2 back in 2007 and has just gone down since
I think perhaps I have answered my own question

[Anonymous No.57792763]

>>57792677
It's not that it would never go up. It's that type of playing isn't for everyone and the swings are so extreme they will literally throw the less committed and weaker willed right off.

On the flip side I also think all serious players need to experience that type of fire so they can figure out what works best for then. It's how I learned I am not cut out for the leverage game and caution other against it while paradoxically agreeing that SOXL Sultans are correct and every newfag should go all in on SOXL.


For me it's VOO at an AVG of $353.99/share. For others it is fat green Sultan Dildos. As long as we all make it.

[Anonymous No.57792767]

>>57792659
I told them not to.

[Anonymous No.57792793]

>>57792767
People fucking argued and laughed at me back when SOXL was $18 dollars that all you have to do is invest every month in SOXL and you will make money. Some even jumped into SOXS to spite my argument.

[Anonymous No.57792813]

>>57792793
>People fucking argued and laughed at me back when SOXL was $18 dollars and I said that all you have to do is invest every month in SOXL and you will make money.
Fixed

[Anonymous No.57792817]

>>57792616
>>57792677
Fuck yeah boys good work

[Anonymous No.57792837]

CISA sissies should do an IPO so that I can directly short their government shill agency.

[Anonymous No.57792842]

>>57792837
NOW THEY'RE MAKING FOOD-ON-HEAD MARVS TOO?!
This is absurd and MUST stop

[Anonymous No.57792860]

>>57792842
It predates food pepe.

[Anonymous No.57792897]

Btw, did you know that if you think the stock market is overvalued then you're *LITERALLY* a Russian spy?

[Anonymous No.57792923]

>>57792897
I'm a fake Russian. The stock market is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57792952]

>>57792923
Wow, this is literally a direct attack against Our Democracy. I'm dispatching an FBI assassination squad to your GPS coordinates. Heil Biden.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57792959]

Super Micro Computer Inc Computer keeps poomping

[Anonymous No.57792968]

Look at that SMCI after hours pump.

[Anonymous No.57793006]

>>57792959
Aren't you the coomler fag who failed so hard he had to change his trip

[Anonymous No.57793013]

>>57792959
>>57792968
>*rugs you*
Heh, nothin personnel roundeye.

[Anonymous No.57793023]

>>57792959
>>57792968
Not this again..... Not the crazy train that made me the easiest $8K in two weeks I ever earned. Not the siren song of quick insane FPS growth.... I can feel it.... it's going to suck up the money I was going to buy more AVGO with next week.... FUCK.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793027]

>>57793006
First trip I ever use.

[Anonymous No.57793045]

>>57793027
Yeah right faggot

[Anonymous No.57793053]

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again
Ok

Why is it that 'Bobos' never get to to make sweet love?

[Anonymous No.57793055]

I'm looking to retire early. Is there anywhere I can read about good investing strategies I can use?
Yes I'm already bogling.

[Anonymous No.57793065]

>>57793055
Buy a hobby farm and a bunch of guns.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793070]

>>57792591
>-0.19%

[Anonymous No.57793096]

>>57793053
Go to South East Asia and marry a bug princess and have her cook for you while live like a king. Being with a bug woman pays in nice dividends.

[Anonymous No.57793139]

>>57793096
Wrong one meant to respond to this >>57793055

[Anonymous No.57793141]

>>57793096
Is that what dogs look like in China?

[Anonymous No.57793152]

>>57793096
What the fuck did I just watch...

[Anonymous No.57793159]

>>57790742
How'd everyone's day go?!

[Anonymous No.57793160]

>>57793096
I have lots of questions watching that video
but I will only say that is some serious shrinkage

[Anonymous No.57793180]

>>57791145
Fuggin based

[Anonymous No.57793247]

>>57792959
>>57792968
SMCI is getting added to the S&P500.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/01/super-micro-joining-sp-500-after-20-fold-jump-in-stock-in-two-years.html

I just loaded in the aftermarket.

[Anonymous No.57793263]

>>57792837
if they were real they would have hired me by now

[Anonymous No.57793264]

>>57793247
Oh ho ho ho. That's a game changer, psychologically.

[Anonymous No.57793274]

>>57793247
monday 0dte spy puts lets fucking go holy shit

[Anonymous No.57793294]

Am I the only fool buying April dated puts on Regional banks?

[Anonymous No.57793296]

>>57793274
I look forward to your loss porn.

[Anonymous No.57793298]

Fucking hell... I sold some of my holdings a little while back, for massive profits, and then everything kept pumping
I'm thinking about going back in, all at once, on Monday... I know if I do that, it'll immediately crash, but fuck I can't keep like $50k in cash like this....
FUCK FUKC UFKC LYHK

[Anonymous No.57793308]

>>57793159
3.8%. Good gain

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793317]

>>57793247
lmao

[Anonymous No.57793349]

>>57793296
>2 pits around 1k back to back
>not a clear signal to get in this rugpull play

[Anonymous No.57793359]

Kek. NYCB value of the whole bank w/debt,etc is $10 something a share. This is stated quite bluntly in their earning report. The price today (or was today) dumped to 3.xx a share. If your avg is 5 or under well your looking at nice pay day via doing nothing but holding and collecting the div while you wait.

[Anonymous No.57793371]

>>57793298
Yes you can. YES YOU CAN. I'll all in, but I couldn't tell someone else that isn't that this is a good time. Put most of it in 90-day Treasury bills and some of it in Broadcom; their earnings are out next Thursday and may well trigger another tech feeding frenzy. That's all I can say to a total stranger in good conscience.

But do NOT just jump in and fuck everything up. Preserve the principal.

[Anonymous No.57793377]

>>57790742
>tfw when the market is closed for 2 whole days

[Anonymous No.57793408]

>>57793359
>NYCB value of the whole bank w/debt,etc is $10 something a share.
Except they're highly exposed to commercial real estate, provisions for credit loses are up 700% MoM and the bottom line is negative.

[Anonymous No.57793413]

If you're interested in a historical and statistical analysis of investments, check out the UBS (formerly Credit Suisse, heh) Global Investment Returns Yearbook. They just released the 2024 edition. They only offer the full version to their clients, but they offer a summary to the general public:

https://www.ubs.com/global/en/investment-bank/in-focus/2024/global-investment-returns-yearbook.html

[Anonymous No.57793488]

Thought i was only up YTD 6.7% which sounded awful since there are vanguard funds that beat that. turns out fidelity just didnt update it until the first of each month.

Up 34% now. Feel good bullbros.

[Anonymous No.57793525]

>>57793371
>That's all I can say to a total stranger
I'm not a stranger, I've been here for years
Anyway, I was thinking about just dumping all the cash in my trading account (~$50k) into TQQQ with maybe a 5% trailing stoploss
Outside of my trading account... I have two savings accounts with $100k total (earning ~4%), and another investment account with $130k managed by some guy at my bank... so I can afford to lose a bit

[Anonymous No.57793551]

>>57793377
SHUT UP DON'T SAY THAT
IT ISN'T FRIDAY AFTERNOON YET
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE TWO-DAY GAP IN THE ONGOING GLADIATORIAL DUEL TO THE FISCAL DEATH STARRING MY MONEY

Just... just don't fucking talk about it, okay? It gives me the shakes.

[Anonymous No.57793579]

why do so many penny stocks call downtown Vancouver, Canada home?

e.g. https://media.valuethemarkets.com/featured-assets/mcf-energy/mcf-energy-analyst-report-230530.pdf

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793590]

SMCI Computer isn't fucking stopping

[Anonymous No.57793599]

>>57793525
>I can afford to lose a bit
No you can't. That way lies madness. Buy some Broadcom. Put the rest in T-bills. Then it won't be cash any more and you'll feel better. Leveraged funds are like snakes. They can turn right around and bite you, and every day we have screaming and gnashing and wailing from anons who got bit.

>>57793579
Chinks gonna chonk, prolly.

[Anonymous No.57793637]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SOO BUUULLLIIISSSSHHHH!!!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY LIKE OUR DEMOCRACY™ DEPENDS ON IT!!!!! THAT'S ANOTHER BIDEN WIN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57793644]

I boughted HE in the AH. It should be OK because they probably have NATGAS power plants but if I find out that's not so then I will sell them MOONDAY during the general market crash that will be HAPPOONING.

[Anonymous No.57793655]

>>57793525
>TQQQ with maybe a 5% trailing stoploss
a trailing stoploss that small on TQQQ probably isnt super useful. it can easily swing back and forth 5% because of the leverage of it. but some in tqqq is fine and then start learning to pick stocks.

[Anonymous No.57793659]

>>57791947
225

[Anonymous No.57793678]

>>57793637
what do you think that interest does? fed collects tax money from wagies and then gives to investors for bond payments. stocks go up.

[Anonymous No.57793703]

>>57793644
IT'S OK FOR SURE,
THEY HAVE
OIL
I
L

FIRED PLANTS!

https://www.hawaiianelectric.com/about-us/power-facts

I can keep it!
FUCK
YES

[Anonymous No.57793705]

>>57793551
>I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE TWO-DAY GAP
Me neither
If I don't have numbers and lines to look at on my computer screen, then my mind starts wandering into areas it shouldn't... Every evening and weekend is a struggle.
>>57793599
Ok, maybe I'll buy some broadcom, but I'm not doing T-Bills. My uninvested cash in my brokerage account is earning like 5%, which is plenty. It's not enough to make eeking out another fraction of a percent worth the effort. And yes I'm aware the leveraged funds are risky. That's what I was selling off recently after making lots of gains.
>>57793655
Ok, maybe QLD then, and a 10% stoploss. Also, I can't pick stocks, I tried that for a long time and did pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.57793726]

>>57792659
but watch SOX it looks like A->B->C pattern. the top will be 5000.

[Anonymous No.57793750]

>>57793678
BASED BASED BASED THANK YOU MOMMY JEW JANET FOR BANKRUPTING THE UNTED STATES TO GIVE US AN ELECTION YEAR PUMP!!!!!!! I LOVE DEMOCRACY™!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE BIDEN BELONGS IN PRISON!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57793774]

>>57793298
Why don't you buy a few calls? Limit your downside regarding shares. Buy OTM calls less than $1 and you won't spend more than $500. Then set a stop loss at 20-35%, pay attention and wait.

I am learning more and more that waiting is the best measure. We fuck up all the time.

[Anonymous No.57793791]

>>57793774
>Why don't you buy a few calls?
I always fuck up options

[Anonymous No.57793808]

>>57793359
Did you know that commercial RE can operate at massive losses for years? There was a fund that sold multiple office towers for literally $1 last month

[Anonymous No.57793829]

>>57791141
>>57791786
KINGS

[Anonymous No.57793864]

I'm up on LAAC. I can't wait for the dip. I'll buy more and I'll consider selling at $30.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793866]

I fucking wish I could buy an after hours put on SMCI

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57793885]

>>57793864
My nigga. I've been the one shilling it. I got another 300 shares today.

[Anonymous No.57793895]

>>57793750
I don't love Biden because I had family in Gaza. They're all dead now.

[Anonymous No.57793897]

>>57793791
We always fuck up options. But if you have 50k, you can afford 2 calls or two put options. My point is this. You do not have to and you should not have to put up your wealth in order to gain wealth here. It is a bull market.

Things go up. Things go down. You can choose and you can be right or wrong. And you can set a stop loss. Options are useful here, but maybe not before CPI (March 13) and FOMC (March 20.) Those are our deadlines. And then maybe SOXL reaches $50.

Chips are in a new range. If you don't think they're still reacting to earnings and earnings potential, you're incorrect. But there should be a correction here. When? I'm not sure. But it's up here.

[Anonymous No.57793908]

>>57793750
>BANKRUPTING THE UNTED STATES
>raise taxes
>debt payments as part of tax revenue drops fast
Its not by any means the end of the world dude. the Us has so much money they can pull out a lot of tricks to fix it.

[Anonymous No.57794027]

Anons, what would be the difference between xnas lyms 6aqq? They seem equal but one has smaller ter%. Thanks

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57794029]

>>57793488
Fidelity is retarded and sometimes shows blanks on some info. It's currently not showing >30k of profit in one of my trades or in the total, but percentages are right. Anyway, feeling comfy about my YTD performance.

[Anonymous No.57794182]

>>57794029
based gains. im looking forward to this year. should be good.

[Anonymous No.57794204]

bake

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57794232]

>>57794029
Thank you my friend and thank you for the sloppa

[Anonymous No.57794271]

i am not posting my new update in a deadend thread. I guess I will bake.

[Anonymous No.57794303]

fresh

>>57794296

>>57794296

>>57794296

[Anonymous No.57794305]

>>57793141
>>57793160
Is giant salamander

[Anonymous No.57794348]

>>57793895
Good. Fuck your inbred dance-party-murdering sandnigger family and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.57794417]

>>57793968
>>57793968
Real thread

[Anonymous No.57794489]

>>57792660
sick how they start indoctrinating them from a young age

[Anonymous No.57794639]

>>57794348
nice nose

[Anonymous No.57794915]

>>57792491
Based