/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57781712]

The Dark One Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57778741

[Anonymous No.57781787]

new thread
new song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs

[Anonymous No.57781800]

>>57781712
No rate cuts til July. Maybe no rate cuts all year. Things are changing. Look at 1-month ago. Interesting

[Anonymous No.57781807]

How does it feel to be dumb money?

[Anonymous No.57781816]

>>57781686 #
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLakFwZWHQ
These guys are known for successfully starting energy companies and then selling them to one of the big fish for massive profit.

[Anonymous No.57781838]

No dates, but remember: the MOASS is tomorrow. WAGMI, We are ALL Gamestop Makin It.

[Anonymous No.57781840]

>>57781816
It's still a good buy as a short, because once they start production it's going to hit the natgas radar and investors are going to gobble it up.

[Anonymous No.57781863]

I sold my crypto bags

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57781868]

I am financially comfy.

[Anonymous No.57781875]

>>57781816
I lost so much money on that company last year. You're full of it. Do NOT listen to sketchy frogs in back alleys wearing trench coats!

[HARBINGER OF MIDCAPS No.57781877]

Shill me some midcaps

[Anonymous No.57781880]

Show me one stock that has 25% or more of the shares taken out of the DTCC

[Anonymous No.57781891]

>>57781840
Also, do you know how fucking impossible it is to get a fracking permit in Germany? Nordstream 2 gets blown up and suddenly some startup nobody from Canada gets rights to a natgas field that hasn't been tapped since it was discovered in the 80's? With Supreme NATO Commander Wesley Clark's lobbying. MCFNF spent the last year buying up all of Germany's natgas production companys and spud the first well yesterday. The first natgas well in decades.

[Anonymous No.57781892]

Did I bought the top of NVDA again? You said it was going to 1k

[Anonymous No.57781905]

I would like tech to go down

[Anonymous No.57781907]

>>57781875
Shoulda held fren, I told you nothing would happen until fall of 2023, but now it's happening spring 2024.

[Anonymous No.57781970]

>For the first quarter, the midpoint of AMD's guidance calls for revenue of roughly 5.4 billion. If the company were to hit that target, it would mean that sales would come in at approximately the same level that it posted in Q1 last year. ... guiding for gross margin of 52% up from 50% from the prior tear period. ... AMD has yet to see a major sales uptick with the rise of AI. ... Investors should keep in mind that the stock's 140% gain over the year has largely been driven by future expectations"

Remind me again why they're up 11% today and how there's no bubble?

[Anonymous No.57781989]

do you guys think this will affect in anyway rwa values and price?

[Anonymous No.57781999]

>>57781970
Flagship graphics card is half the price with nearly the same performance. Nvidia is getting out of the video game graphics card industry and leaving it to AMD and Intel to squabble over. AMD is starting to gain the market share of CPU industry as intel is a stagnate and declining company.

[Anonymous No.57782005]

>>57781989
Not directly I think, cant say. rwa are tricky, but you could use truflation, their data seem pretty spot on

[no sleep fag No.57782011]

[Anonymous No.57782013]

[Anonymous No.57782023]

>>57782013
madman scribbles

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782030]

>>57782013
What's the ticker fag

[Anonymous No.57782047]

>>57782030
GME

[Anonymous No.57782051]

>futures
IN THIS WHITE WAVE
I AM SINKING IN THIS SILENCE
IN THIS WHITE WAVE
IN THIS SILENCE I BELIEVE

https://youtu.be/mH-CLLcTjLM

[Anonymous No.57782067]

It’ll be a good day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57782071]

>>57781875
Should have listened to noonstork, I want my likeminded frens to succeed and create more successful likeminded frens to the point that our influence drives markets.

[Anonymous No.57782073]

DELL is NVDA and SCMI is AMD.
You can't convince me otherwise.
285 end of April
125c 19/7 are going to be worth 16k a contract.

[Anonymous No.57782084]

>>57782073
AMD is becoming the dominant CPU producer, Nvidia is pulling out of the GPU market for games to AI.

[Anonymous No.57782094]

I hope we get another bear market this year.
2 bear markets during Joe Biden's presidency would be epic.

[Anonymous No.57782105]

>>57782084
And the funniest part is intel is going into the GPU market and pulling out of the CPU market.

[Anonymous No.57782127]

>>57782105
kek I remember when intel GPUs weren't even on benchmark sites.

Anyway this is SMCI's chart over DELL's. Don't think, just buy LEAPS. This is literally an IQ bell curve moment.

[Anonymous No.57782151]

>>57781892
Aw ricky, I was high when I said that

[Anonymous No.57782158]

>>57782094
I hope America collapses and every foreign invader is dropped off in the middle of the Atlantic.
That would be epic.

[Anonymous No.57782180]

>>57782127
I think they are trying to capture the lower budget market, because Nvidia has beennprice gouging for years and AMD has been trying to undercut them but are still being dragged into high prices. Games in 2024 don't really look much different than games in 2014. A 1080 gtx from 10 years ago still runs most games today at a playable level.

[Anonymous No.57782222]

>>57781880
There can be only one.

[Anonymous No.57782252]

Today was the last day of the bull market.
SPY is going back to $350.

[Anonymous No.57782257]

>>57782252
I can only hope.

[Anonymous No.57782260]

Repost:
wait, the S&P is green on the weekly. Again?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782273]

>>57781712
This fucking fag is early baking to get GME pictures in the OP. We need to step our game up and never post in GME related threads again

[Anonymous No.57782288]

>>57782273
They do the same in the GME bakes. The OP is trying to get you riled up.

[Anonymous No.57782291]

>>57782273
>Posted from Elgin Airforce base via my iPhone

[Anonymous No.57782303]

>>57782273
I cant believe GME threads are still a thing.

[Anonymous No.57782318]

>>57782291
Why is his post fedposting. We want to talk about real stocks here. Adam Ehren is quite actually screwing the investors in his company. They need to revolutionize their business and they're just being cute. They could use this brand and the strength of this brand, the loyalty and love people have for GameStop and they could do something else. But they aren't.

That should worry you. Now go back to /gme/, GME posters. Please. Stocks are gay. We are all gays here, leave please.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782334]

>>57782291
Fuck you I'm not a damn glowie. I just don't want retarded GME baggies shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.57782341]

>>57782252
delusional

[Anonymous No.57782350]

>>57782318
>Defending tripfag persona posters
Feces will continue to be flung until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.57782354]

>>57782334
if youre not a glowie, denounce the state of israel

[Anonymous No.57782360]

>>57782318
>Adam Ehren
*Adam Aron FTFY, and he's the CEO of AMC. Ryan Cohen is the CEO of GME. But yes, you are correct about being gay.

[Anonymous No.57782376]

Listen to sketchy frogs in back alleys wearing trench coats

[Anonymous No.57782377]

>NVDA futures
WHEN WILL MY PUTS PRINT?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782398]

>>57782354
I WILL NO LONGER BE COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE!

[Anonymous No.57782409]

I’m not really sure what to do. I thought rates would really crush a lot of tech with negative earnings and tons of debt, but it just keeps soaring. I’m mostly cash in a MM account and now I’ve missed out a ton of gains. I’ve been DCAing into indexes, but I feel like I’ve massively missed out. Anyone else play it too safe?

[Anonymous No.57782415]

If you want to short something, here's your list.

[Anonymous No.57782416]

[Anonymous No.57782429]

>today officially marks ten years of me posting cartoon frogs for at least eight hours a day on an autistic digital ponzi scam gambling forum

[Anonymous No.57782438]

>>57782013
What's this piece of papyrus? A Dead Sea Scroll fragment?

[Anonymous No.57782440]

Boomer computer squeeze, is it time to rush into HPE another unsung hero of the tech world?

[Anonymous No.57782442]

>>57781816
REMEMBER THAT TIME
THAT WESLEY CLARK SOLD HIS NAME
TO TWO LITERAL JEW PENNY STOCK SCAMMER LAWYERS
WHO WERE DISBARRED FOR THEIR CHINESE STOCK SCAM
THAT USED WESLEY CLARK'S NAME TO GIVE IT
CREDIBILITY
R
E
D
I
BOIL MAYBE IN JUNE
I
LIGMA
I
T
YELLEN PORN

AND NOW HE'S DOING THE
SAME
FUCKING
SHIT
FOR THESE MCFNF SCAMMING PIECES OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.57782446]

>>57782398
But whose genocide?
>Mfw he didn't denounce the Talmud

[Anonymous No.57782450]

>>57782398
thats not what i told you to say, glowie.

[Anonymous No.57782452]

...is TARK a buy here?

[Anonymous No.57782454]

>>57782415
Lmao, where do you find that

>>57782429
Are you a millionaire yet

[Anonymous No.57782460]

>>57782442
So Wesley's whoring out his name?
What's the end game?

[Anonymous No.57782463]

>>57782440
the front page of their website mentions AI

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782469]

>>57782429
2014 was not a leap year.

[Anonymous No.57782472]

>>57782454
No, not yet.

[Anonymous No.57782479]

>>57782460
I can only guess to make those crusty old SCAMMING PIECES OF SHIT one last little BOOMPARINO for their final years.

[Anonymous No.57782492]

>>57782472
>not making it in 2 out of 5 (at least) cycles
Were the frogs worth it?

[Anonymous No.57782494]

>>57782030

[Anonymous No.57782497]

>>57782469
I think moot made /biz/ on March 1st? Not exactly sure, honestly. It was some time in early March though.

[Anonymous No.57782517]

>>57782013
>nice round number
fucking kek. don't tell me d*ge will make a comeback (i know it is).

[Anonymous No.57782519]

>>57782376
Look at the chart my fine featherless friend. MCFNF is going to make rich people even more rich.

[Anonymous No.57782521]

i purchased 150 shares of NYCB and two call options.i am utterly terrified.

[Anonymous No.57782527]

>>57782252
WHY IS ONE OF THEM AWAKE

[Anonymous No.57782544]

>>57781807
Smart money is just dumb money who left their accounts on auto re-buy per month.

[Anonymous No.57782553]

>>57782429
....oh look, another newfag

[Anonymous No.57782577]

>>57782454
>Lmao, where do you find that
https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

[Anonymous No.57782583]

Why are futures up?

[Anonymous No.57782585]

>>57782429
How much up are you

[Anonymous No.57782592]

>>57782527
A better question is: why aren't you?

[Anonymous No.57782600]

>>57782583
Because Asian markets are up bigly.

[Anonymous No.57782601]

>>57782583
because you touch yourself at night!

[Anonymous No.57782610]

>>57782463
I am buying LEAPS i cannot RESIST

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57782611]

>>57782497
>/biz/ was 10 years ago
shit, I remember it being created. Also remember browsing /b/ in like 2008

[Anonymous No.57782613]

I feel depressed lads,
How do you guys cope

[Anonymous No.57782631]

>>57782613
watch youtube university and make businesses.

[Anonymous No.57782633]

>>57782613
i know it will take lots of effort, but pick something off this list!!

[Anonymous No.57782641]

>>57782633
>No jet skiing
I guess it's a list of solutions for poor people.

[Anonymous No.57782655]

>>57782222
Nobody is going to check these digits? Y'all don't deserve to WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57782666]

>>57782633
do you have the link to this article

[Anonymous No.57782669]

>>57782409
Here's the playbook:
>rates decrease
>people have more money
>more money = more spending
>spending = income
>more income = more spending
>flywheel loop
>???
>profit
Are you willing to take the bet?
>>57782613
Hate on poor people.

[Anonymous No.57782670]

>>57782613
I cut myself

[Anonymous No.57782673]

>>57782613
modest amounts of cannabis and good food. Eat. You gotta eat good food. Spend all night just eating good and mostly healthy food. Example. Chicken tacos. Popcorn. I suppose you're trying to avert alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.57782684]

>>57782613
I lie in bed and pretend that the pillow i cuddle is actually a cute anime girl

[Anonymous No.57782687]

>>57782613
Also it's late February. You probably haven't seen any decent amount of sunlight in weeks. Go for a walk outside the wagecage during your lunch hour.

[Anonymous No.57782704]

>>57782601
go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.57782717]

mister jerome please

[Anonymous No.57782719]

>>57782600
Thanks
did something happen there?
Is there a reason for that?

[Anonymous No.57782748]

>>57782158
America is unironically antifragile: the more you hate on America, the stronger America becomes. I don't make the rules. America currently has one of the dumbest current world leaders, yet its stock market is at an ATH. If you want to see the strength of a nation, remove its leader and watch what it does. And America has not had a proper leader for at least 60+ years.

[Anonymous No.57782758]

>>57782748
Pretty much all stock markets are at record highs. Europe, Japan too

[Anonymous No.57782759]

>>57782704
Don't you threaten me with a good time!

[Business Dad No.57782778]

Anyone else buying GTLB

[Anonymous No.57782780]

>>57782758
Open societies win, yes. Karl Popper is correct, in all multiverses.

[Anonymous No.57782786]

>>57782613
Could be S.A.D, which is a lack of essential micronutrients.
Sometimes it's okay to be a light for of depressed. Sadness is normal.
t. Dad just went through with MAiD. Being sad is okay.

[Anonymous No.57782787]

>>57782748
>loses to goatfuckers

[Anonymous No.57782790]

>>57782780
lol
fuck Karl Popper

[Anonymous No.57782804]

Hey fallas, what job lets me just look at the stock markets? Maybe look at company valuations and invest in shit using other people's money? Or are those jobs now non-existent?

[Anonymous No.57782809]

if i invest 50k in brk.b will i be a millionaire in 30 years?

[Anonymous No.57782810]

>>57782460
Oh, and I should add that the way I expect it to play out is at some point make some kind of claim that the EU changed some shit that causes it to fail after they did ALL THIS HARD WORK GETTING SO VERY CLOSE TO ALMOST THERE TWO WEEKS SORRY FOLKS WE HATE IT FAR WORSE THAN YOU DO BUT
THANKS
FOR
PLAYING
L
A
Y
I
N
GRIFTING PIECES OF FUCKING DAMN SHIT

They've got all this great and exclusive shit going on but have to register their STOOK in the notorious CANADIAN SCAM PENNY STOCK system and can't manage more than 27 cents per share but they are JUST WAITING ON ______ AND THEN IT IS TOTALLY GOING TO FUCKING MOON LIKE WAY THE FUCK UP BIG TIME

TLDR
MCFNF IS A FUCKING
SCAM
>SCAM
SCAM

[Anonymous No.57782812]

>>57777777

[Anonymous No.57782831]

>>57782804
pretty easy get a degree in accounting or finance and business. get your CFA and get a job at brick and mortar investment firm. just beware with ai and an upcoming tech savy generation your clientele may be non-existent. these guys helped boomers set up roth iras, manage their portfolios, deal with their questions, etc. this might not be the case going forward.

also "JuSt BuY VOO BrO" a lot of people are realizing they can get the same if not better results, without fees, just by buying indexes.

[Anonymous No.57782832]

>>57782812
BITX options are more interesting than stable coins change my mind.

[Anonymous No.57782855]

>>57782832
Based.
Side note: ETH ETF is inevitable. If you FINK otherwise, you might wanna FINK again.

[Anonymous No.57782869]

>>57781800
Rate cuts this month.

[Anonymous No.57782871]

another payday, another $2000 into T, and $2000 to XOM. cya next month bros

[Anonymous No.57782883]

>>57782809
Yes, but only because the dollar will collapse and a million bucks won't get you a burger from RoboMcDonald's.

[Anonymous No.57782896]

>>57782804
Any email class job that lets you slack off for several hours a day without a boss breathing down your neck.

Last night we also had a bunch of people shill obscure, do-nothing government jobs but that might've been a glowie campaign to shore up atrocious job numbers by enlisting NEETs in Biden's economy.

[Anonymous No.57782897]

>>57782871
Based.

[Anonymous No.57782902]

>>57782855
ETHE still got a nice 10% NAV discount.

[Anonymous No.57782910]

>>57782376
Shill me some tickers

[Anonymous No.57782956]

>>57782610
what is a leap

[Anonymous No.57782959]

>>57782902
Keep in mind, I'm not saying these crypto ETFs are a buy. Why own a BTC ETF or ETH ETF when you could just outright own the currency? What I am saying is that these ETFs allow for easier capital inflows, with the additional fact that if you sell, you lose your coins to institutions. And do you really want that, anons?

[Anonymous No.57782962]

>>57782910
>MEEC before people piece together what the court verdict means
>SILXY before Cameco gets their Canadian tax refund and uses it to up their ownership from 50% to 75%
>ESTA because boobs
>TCS before a private equity firm buys them out
>BAK before *they* get bought out
>AFMJF before people panic over the tin shortage

That's all I got as far as trenchcoat-shillable plays.

[Anonymous No.57782971]

>>57782959
>Why own a BTC ETF or ETH ETF when you could just outright own the currency?
Because you often can't. Not only do you have to transfer between traditional brokerages and crypto exchanges (days worth of delay), but I don't think Coinbase supports 401ks or IRAs.

[Anonymous No.57783008]

>>57782971
>cuckbase
>b*nance
>kracker
If KYC, then use a mixer. Transfer shitcoins to different wallet(s). Wait for blockchain to verify. Claim hacked, robbed, lost, forgot seed. Anyway, it's off topic, so I'll cease.

[Anonymous No.57783010]

HRL bros...

[Anonymous No.57783029]

>>57783008
if you are just holding it for gains and then converting those gains back to fiat at a later date why should i care that blackrock owns the coins? its not like i can use bitcoin to buy a house.

[Anonymous No.57783061]

Bros, I bought some LUNR
How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.57783071]

>>57782962
How about PLTR?
the chart looks great.

[Anonymous No.57783076]

>>57781877
CAVA

[Anonymous No.57783089]

>>57783071
I think you're missing the point of a trenchcoat Pepe shilling something.

[Anonymous No.57783148]

Everything is up like 70% this year. Idk what to do and I’m almost all cash

[Anonymous No.57783166]

Haooy Earnings everyone! I'm sure it will be one to remember!

[Anonymous No.57783171]

>>57782440
couple quarters too early - oracle, dell, etc are outcompeting them
don't expect much until at least the acquisition goes through
>t. bagholder

[Anonymous No.57783179]

>>57783148
The only place you shouldn't buy is the top
The only place you shouldn't sell is the bottom

Trend is your friend.

[Anonymous No.57783191]

Where's rocker? I'd like to talk to him about NYCB and how his calls are *always* terrible money drains

[Anonymous No.57783197]

>>57783061
I bought a little bid of SIDU earlier today and sold it.
And then they announced an offering after hours and the price tanked :D
Nice knowing you for 8 hours SIDU.

Uhm, LUNR might go down more before it goes back up. I'm bag holding it too. Tried to chase it on the way up. They have more launches this year. Average down a bit and take profits on the way up if it happens.

[Anonymous No.57783205]

>>57783179
DCA and lump sum when times get tough it is
I guess I shouldn’t be impatient

[Anonymous No.57783210]

>>57782613
I remind myself that billions must die.

[Anonymous No.57783214]

>>57783191
Is he the one shilling BIG?

[Anonymous No.57783225]

>>57783197
>Uhm, LUNR might go down more before it goes back up. I'm bag holding it too
I got $500 in LUNR. Not super worried about that obviously but figured its cool to own a part of the first publicly traded space company.

[Anonymous No.57783252]

>>57782810
Canadian penny stocks MANNY SUCH CASES

NAK what happened to the NAK
WHAT
HAPPENED
A
TO THE GARBAGE DIESEL DON STOCK

[Anonymous No.57783279]

>>57782871
>XOM
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.57783287]

Bros, What stocks should I load up on to prepare for March? I keep seeing normies claim that the global markets will crash on 3/11.

I wish I married some cute Japanese girl with huge tits before the world ended...feels bad.

[Anonymous No.57783290]

>Rockstar Games is asking employees to return to the office five days a week, per Bloomberg

CRE crisis getting that bad huh?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57783292]

>>57783148
>he didn't slurp

[Anonymous No.57783325]

GME baggies really be thinkin they belong and makin /smg/ threads nowadays huh?

[Anonymous No.57783349]

>>57783225
That's a good attitude to have.

[Anonymous No.57783367]

>>57782641
I think relaxation covers any activity you enjoy and doesn't cause stress (⊙_⊙)
>>57782666
https://www.bmj.com/content/384/bmj-2023-075847
here is the study instead :)
>>57782956
long dated options, 1 year or longer till expiry.

[Anonymous No.57783387]

>>57782592

[Anonymous No.57783402]

Wife is in labour
Wild time

[Anonymous No.57783432]

>>57783402
Congrats, anon.

[Anonymous No.57783439]

Government is downright begging tech business companies to give up C once and for all.

[Anonymous No.57783470]

>>57783402
I hope its black

[Anonymous No.57783502]

>>57783439
Why? Are diversity hires too stupid to learn how to code?

[Anonymous No.57783535]

Dear god just make ZM pump already fuck the nigger faggot whale who dumps the morning pump

[Anonymous No.57783551]

>Dell's earnings
>https://investors.delltechnologies.com/static-files/12b9be7b-2d4c-4d63-b7d3-8bb467724952
>Negative revenue and operating income growth for both their segments
> +90% in net income and EPS
Just fuckin how are they cooking the books? You gotta love how big corpos can dodge taxes. I find it interesting that Dell just like Intel had negative fuckin growth in the AI sector. How?

[Anonymous No.57783613]

Final warning, Mumu fucking shits. If you were smart you'd sell right now, if you're dumb you'll think "it went up so it will keep going up".

[Anonymous No.57783621]

>Final warning, Mumu fucking shits. If you were smart you'd sell right now, if you're dumb you'll think "it went up so it will keep going up".

[Anonymous No.57783625]

>>57783613
>Balloons

Missed opportunity, should have used bubbles instead

[Anonymous No.57783629]

>>57783613
We broke bobo.

[Anonymous No.57783662]

>>57783613
BofA said 5600 target. Last time something like that happened was in september the day right before we started dumping until end of october

[Anonymous No.57783672]

Market is gonna crash tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57783676]

Imagine a random black swan that decides to fly right up to those balloons and pop all of them kek

[Anonymous No.57783690]

What is even the bear case anymore??

[Anonymous No.57783694]

>>57783690
Bears are so stupid.

[Anonymous No.57783700]

>>57783672
Good, that means there will be lots of discussion on /smg/ over the weekend. Usually it's dead on weekends.

[Anonymous No.57783703]

>>57781712
TOTAL MARKET COLLAPSE ONCE WE HIT DOW 40K, PREPARE ACCORDINGLY

[Anonymous No.57783709]

how many financial reports do you read a week?

[Anonymous No.57783711]

>>57783694
There's literally no reason not to be bullish.

[Anonymous No.57783726]

>>57783613
holy fucking top siginal

[Anonymous No.57783731]

>>57783690
>And wages, wealth, and jobs are higher than they were before the pandemic
There is no way he said that, right? Then again he has dementia so it's understandable. Considering the impairment of his mental faculties, I'd say he's doing pretty alright.
Still, what you posted is indeed bullish. They can keep price gouging and cutting down on personnel (huge cost savings).
We just saw that personal income rose by 1% m/m which is huge. Consumerism will rise and it's summer soon. Oh yeah, we're going higher.

[Anonymous No.57783748]

>>57783690
You'll find out after it starts going down.

[Anonymous No.57783755]

>>57782613
kill homeless people

[Anonymous No.57783758]

>More than half of U.S. workers (53%) feel their paychecks are not keeping up with the pace of inflation, per the American Staffing Association

>Nearly four in 10 (38%) of U.S. adults said their overall financial situation is more stressful than it was 12 months ago, at a time when the majority of Americans say inflation is causing them to save less for unexpected expenses

wew lad

[Anonymous No.57783764]

>>57783690
>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

https://www.clevelandfed.org/publications/economic-trends/2014/et-20140417-pce-and-cpi-inflation-difference

>PCE

[Anonymous No.57783775]

>>57783711
>>57783731
>>57783748
Dumb permadoomer retail bears are always wrong.

[Anonymous No.57783798]

>>57783764
>the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread
That's a load of crap. People continue to buy and will continue to buy despite the higher prices. All this government data is such crap.
>>57783758
Lucky for us that this bears no weight on big corpos' earnings. The stock market =/= economy. In the meantime, the state keeps throwing astronomical and record sums into tech. Nah, we finna keep going higher, senpai fr fr me capping hard

[Anonymous No.57783810]

>>57783764
>>57783775
Anyone who is bearish right now is *LITERALLY* a Russian spy posting from inside the Kremlin.

[Anonymous No.57783820]

>>57783775
We're all broken clocks. Your time to be broken draws near.

[Anonymous No.57783824]

>>57783798
Yeah, it's stupid. They will just kick cocoa and orange juice out, right? Or sugar and substitute it with whatever. Or gasoline. Really don't know hw to understand this part and how far this bullshit reaches

[Anonymous No.57783848]

>>57783810
A crash would be too beneficial to random semi-poorfags like me who would buy like crazy. I know the system only wants to hurt people like me. That's why I'm bullish. Of course I might be wrong, but if I am I'm gonna be slurping 80% discounts and retiring early so whatever. Being bearish or doomish is futile, just be prepared for anything.

[Anonymous No.57783866]

>>57783824
Chocolate and juice literally cost cca twice as much as compared to pre-pandemic levels here. But yeah, food inflation is apparently only 20-30%... sure. Same for meat and cheese. Some fruits and veggies are fine but some have gone off the deep end and now cost more than double relative to pre-pandemic.
Inflation defeated, amirite?

[Anonymous No.57783867]

>>57783820
I've reported you to the FBI for spreading Russian disinformation. An assassination squad has been dispatched to your location in order to protect Our Democracy.

[Anonymous No.57783869]

>>57783798
And the mom was +0,4% on core.
It should be +0,2% max

[Anonymous No.57783884]

>>57783848
This, in fact I think just because I read this normal and organic 1PBTID post that I'm going to put my entire life savings into SPY calls so that we keep gamma squeezing higher. Heil Biden, savior of Democracy!!!

[Anonymous No.57783887]

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[Anonymous No.57783897]

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[Anonymous No.57783908]

>>57783887
>>57781712 (OP) >>57781787 >>57781800 >>57781807 >>57781816 >>57781838 >>57781840 >>57781863 >>57781868 >>57781875 >>57781877 >>57781880 >>57781891 >>57781892 >>57781905 >>57781907 >>57781970 >>57781989 >>57781999 >>57782005 >>57782011 >>57782013 >>57782023 >>57782030 >>57782047 >>57782051 >>57782067 >>57782071 >>57782073 >>57782084 >>57782094 >>57782105 >>57782127 >>57782151 >>57782158 >>57782180 >>57782222 >>57782252 >>57782257 >>57782260 (You) >>57782273 >>57782288 >>57782291 >>57782303 >>57782318 >>57782334 >>57782341 >>57782350 >>57782354 >>57782360 >>57782376 >>57782377 >>57782398 >>57782409 >>57782415 >>57782416 >>57782429 >>57782438 >>57782440 >>57782442 >>57782446 >>57782450 >>57782452 >>57782454 >>57782460 >>57782463 >>57782469 >>57782472 >>57782479 >>57782492 >>57782494 >>57782497 >>57782517 >>57782519 >>57782521 >>57782527 >>57782544 >>57782553 >>57782577 >>57782583 >>57782585 >>57782592 >>57782600 >>57782601 >>57782610 >>57782611 >>57782613 >>57782631 >>57782633 >>57782641 >>57782655 >>57782666 >>57782669 >>57782670 >>57782673 >>57782684 >>57782687 >>57782704 >>57782717 >>57782719 >>57782748 >>57782758 >>57782759 >>57782778 >>57782780 >>57782786 >>57782787 >>57782790 >>57782804 >>57782809 >>57782810 >>57782812 >>57782831 >>57782832 >>57782855 >>57782869 >>57782871 >>57782883 >>57782896 >>57782897 >>57782902 >>57782910 >>57782956 >>57782959 >>57782962 >>57782971 >>57783008 >>57783010 >>57783029 >>57783061 >>57783071 >>57783076 >>57783089 >>57783148 >>57783166 >>57783171 >>57783179 >>57783191 >>57783197 >>57783205 >>57783210 >>57783214 >>57783225 >>57783252 >>57783279 >>57783287 >>57783290 >>57783292 >>57783325 >>57783349 >>57783367 >>57783387 >>57783402 >>57783432 >>57783439 >>57783470 >>57783502 >>57783535 >>57783551 >>57783613 >>57783621 >>57783625 >>57783629 >>57783662 (You) >>57783672 >>57783676 >>57783690 >>57783694 >>57783700 >>57783703 >>57783709 >>57783711 >>57783726 >>57783731 >>57783748 >>57783755 >>57783758 >>57783764 (You)

[Anonymous No.57783911]

>>57783869
They are counting on some deflation or zero-flation later on, bro. Don't worry. Trust the system.
Some months are gonna be off. That's just the nature of things. There's no way that they cut now though.

[Anonymous No.57783915]

the anon below this post is gay

[Anonymous No.57783920]

>>57783887
>>57783897
>>57783908
Oy vey, CISA shillbros, they're mocking us!! Better spam /smg/ to hide our embarrassment!!

[Anonymous No.57783941]

All you government shills who fuck with /smg/ think you're so clever, but it turns out you're FUCKING STUPID.

[Anonymous No.57783942]

OIL and NATGAS NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57783943]

>>57783920
faggot

[Anonymous No.57783944]

Kek dumbfuck GME baggots. Why didn't you just buy DOGE?

[Anonymous No.57783953]

>>57783944
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.57783958]

>>57783884
That would be unwise, I hold stocks and cash. I also buy more stocks daily. All my cash is going in if it crashes though (I don't think it will I'm just prepared for it).
What do you even do? You must be a giga perma bear meaning you don't have any equities either because you never bought or because you sold them all by now. Whats the point of being in this thread. To distract yourself from the 10-15% real inflation rate that's eating away your shitty 5% cash yield?

[Anonymous No.57783959]

>>57783911
>DAX just gonna pump on 86RSI @4hourly

>>57783911
it will have to be -0,1% or something like that to even it out for the whole year. We already had a +0,2%.

[Anonymous No.57783960]

>>57783943
Suck my cock, CISA glownigger. I know you're all inside my electronic devices and I don't give a shit. I hope you like my dick pics.

[Anonymous No.57783966]

>>57783960
wtf is CISA. I know CIA and CSI Miami

[Anonymous No.57783975]

Little CISA's pizza and crazy bread.
Do you think they would hire an untrained Canuck? xD

[Anonymous No.57783978]

>>57783953
My bad. What a confusing thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.57783991]

>>57783978
You're still right though, DOGE probably beats out the returns of half of these threads.
Or maybe not since they always buy the top

[Anonymous No.57783993]

>cock market general

[Anonymous No.57783996]

some days ago somebody was talking about the future of AI in cars from Cerence, I saw the CES demo they did with VolksWagen.
should I buy CRNC calls? they're valued a third of their competitor soundhound (which Nvidia seems interested in, they own 3.7m stock) but Cerence actually has contracts with nearly 60% of automotive car makers for current gen models

[Anonymous No.57784000]

>>57783966
The US version of the CCP thought police that LARPs as a cybersecurity agency as a cover story. Watch this interview with the former head of cyber operations at the US State Department. It's important that you watch all of it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYSKaS-XtQ

[Anonymous No.57784002]

>>57783996
6 consecutive good quarters, but the street doesn't seem to like them for some reason
buy shares instead of calls, too much uncertainty over next earnings

[Anonymous No.57784010]

Anyone bullish for big bear ai?

[Anonymous No.57784027]

>>57784010
Oh I'm bullish alright. But come on, where the hell are my AI waifus?
>>57783959
DAX was literally at daily RSI of 86 just three months ago. Europe has had enough and decided to collectively gigapump. Makes sense. Stocks have record profits and insanely huge divvies this year. Still, the volume is a bit sus

[Anonymous No.57784031]

>Car manufacturers getting more pessimistic in germany
Understandable. In germany there are less new regs, especially for EV.

In the US also less registrations. And Mercedes still got upgraded by Jefferies. Literally retarded. Mercedes currently is doing bad. Their Vans are doing good. And trucks (Daimler) at least pricewise. But not their standard cars. They don't look so good. Too round, too "cut" off or cut short on the edges. They look too sporty now.
Picrel, E-class. E for ELEGANCE. It is too sporty, too cut off in the back and low. It has to look like a SHIP. That's what they were to symbolize.

lmao Daimler Trucks +10% despite missing salesnumbers estimates. But they hiked prices so hard, with +1% more sales they made +10% revenue. And they expect less sales, but it still pumps. This isn't really a forwardlooking market anymore it seems.

[Anonymous No.57784032]

>>57784000
>trips of truth
Indeed, the USA is on track to become as bad as China as far as thought police goes. Currently these agencies do not have the power CCP does over people but the laws are changing all the time and private companies fill the gaps in ways (i.e the govt can enforce censorship legally via social media companies acting on their behalf, banks can un-person you by closing your accounts, etc) I also believe we will soon see more bond defaults against countries, companies, and possibly even individuals who are not ESG-friendly enough. It is worth remembering the US Treasury issued its first ever default on supposedly risk-free bonds in 2022 when they froze interest payments to Russia.

Things are going to become so much worse.

But you know what?

I'm still going to buy about $150 worth of etfs when the market opens in a few hours, because I have no power to do anything about any of that shit.

[Anonymous No.57784040]

>>57784032
I see right through you. Trump will win.

[Anonymous No.57784053]

>>57784040
What do you see in Trump? He's nothing special to me. He submitted to jews, touched the wall, married his child off to a Jew, same as everyone who came before him. Don't misplace your hopes and dreams on 80 year old kike assets, be it Joe or Biden. There is no political solution to the current paradigm.

[Anonymous No.57784058]

>>57784053
>Joe or Biden
I meant to say Trump or Biden but phone typing is hard.

[Anonymous No.57784060]

>>57784031
That's how they should look. Like a german car, not something that could be made out of china.

[Anonymous No.57784061]

>>57784053
>>57784058
I propose a wager. Trump will get you before you get me. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.57784071]

any math pros here? i need some help to calculate sports numbers into percentages i can use.

[Anonymous No.57784077]

>>57783502
Yes. Apple admitted this and they're rewriting their drivers in Swift.

[Anonymous No.57784082]

>>57784071
I am. You divide the portion into the total. If you still can't get it why not ask ai?

[Anonymous No.57784086]

>>57784061
If anything Biden would get me since I oppose the concept of democracy and he is far more thought police-y than Trump (muh white supremacist boogie man) but you do you with that image of me you've constructed in your mind. I think I'll slurp some BIG when market opens.

[Anonymous No.57784103]

>>57784086
You're so full of shit. Good night.

[Anonymous No.57784110]

>>57784082
i dont use ai but maybe i should.

im trying figure out how calculate using pythagoream expectation like in sports.

whats the winning percent for example on goals scord and goals let in for a team.

my math skills are so lacking.

[Anonymous No.57784119]

>>57784053
This.
How do we need to keep repeating this like it isn't obvious?
How are trumpcucks so deluded and gullible?

[Anonymous No.57784122]

Prison school is such a good anime. I guarantee watching it will make you a better trader

[Anonymous No.57784139]

>>57783810
Based bobro
Mumoids are insufferable

[Anonymous No.57784145]

>>57784119
They've drunk the 2-party system kool-aid to the point anybody not in favor of their fossil candidate must be an asset of the other party's demented fossil candidate. The absolute derangement.

[Anonymous No.57784147]

Euro markets are opening green, breddy gud

[Anonymous No.57784149]

Anyone actually (((pay))) for tradingview? Just saw that if you're subbed, they have a paper trading competition for march with some cash prizes. Might be fun to be a degenerate and gamble with fake money

[Anonymous No.57784155]

>>57784149
no because i am a value investor. dont need that type of information really just need sec filings t know if i want to invest in a company.

only TA i do is look at companies financials then zoom out on graph and see if it has grown then go back and look at the financials to see. i do like look at p/e history and see if a company is performing on par with how it did when it had a higher pe

[Anonymous No.57784161]

All politicians are slime and every single one belongs at the bottom of the ocean. Not one single politician I ever voted for followed through on what they said they would do. Every single one started doings things that were not in their platform or even suggested in their speeches the moment they took office. They are crooks, liars, and parasites.

[Anonymous No.57784166]

Also looks a little cucked, can only do the most liquid instruments of each asset type (eur/usd, spx, gold, and bitcoin). Shame because my system relies on having many smaller entries on various assets

>>57784155
Trading isn't investing, though. I trade the daily charts anyway. But still, it's a good excuse for me to follow my system and get some reps in

[Anonymous No.57784174]

>>57784166
i dont trade i am a value investor really more of a defensive investor if i wont hold it for 10 years i would never buy stock in it.

[Anonymous No.57784195]

>>57784166
Also jesus fuck there's no leverage allowed
Imagine trading EURUSD or fucking gold 1:1

[Anonymous No.57784210]

>>57784149
>Anyone actually (((pay))) for tradingview?
I do

>>57784166
If the goal is to make the biggest gain, with such limits the only way is the highest beta garbage aka BTC.

[Anonymous No.57784219]

Elon Musk is suing OpenAI

https://x.com/AndrewCurran_/status/1763471115643703729?s=20

[Anonymous No.57784249]

>>57784122
>tits so big she can't button her shirt at all

God where do I find a woman like that IRL?

[Anonymous No.57784257]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57784261]

>>57784219
This has to be the most retarded lawsuit I've seen in a long time
>nooo you can't make profit using technology you have to share, muh humanity

[Anonymous No.57784270]

>>57784161
Based. Death to politicians.

[Anonymous No.57784273]

>>57784122
Buy GEO?

[Anonymous No.57784283]

>>57784261
OpenAi is a non for profit set up by Elon and snaked to be closed source to make microsoft money.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/openai-nvidia-dgx-1-ai-supercomputer,32476.html

>2016

If OpenAI wins, then every company can just go nonprofit teehee what taxes? oopies

[Anonymous No.57784296]

>>57784261
Based Musk

[Anonymous No.57784298]

>burgers join EU
>slurp
Despicable. Look at gasoline. Reckoning is at hand.

[Anonymous No.57784307]

>>57784283
I should have read more carefully. Would this "Founding Agreement" be legally binding? Anyway I think I found the actual retarded part.

[Anonymous No.57784323]

>bitcoiners are laughing at us
What the fuck happened bros? Have all stocks become "boring boomer stocks"?

[Anonymous No.57784329]

>>57784161
i will only vote for a politician if he promises me an anime childwife

[Anonymous No.57784335]

>>57784323
Not the shitcoin market EU

[Anonymous No.57784345]

STOP THE HEEM

[Anonymous No.57784348]

>>57784323
Buttshitters laughing because their """currency""" betamogs stocks is the real funny part.
>our currency is less stable than high beta tech bubble equities ha ha!
lmao retards

[Anonymous No.57784352]

>>57784323
bitcorn needed a spot ETF (A stock) to pump it up, looks like the stock market was always in the diver seat

[Anonymous No.57784353]

>>57784307
>Q
No freaking way. Q was AGI the whole time? I can't believe it.

[Anonymous No.57784355]

does anyone here only trade earnings news on low cap stocks or penny stocks?

what is the profitability of such a strat?

[Anonymous No.57784356]

what the fuck is amd doing?

[Anonymous No.57784358]

>>57783810
So had you followed this curve you would have started selling in 2015 and selling faster in 2020 lmfao

[Anonymous No.57784369]

>>57784355
Not enough volume and the iv is insane. Buying shares on winners is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.57784370]

>>57784353
The patriotic AGI that saved America

[Anonymous No.57784378]

>>57784369
>iv
what if you just trade ones that still have continued movement a few hours after the news is released?

[Anonymous No.57784390]

A kaiju has attacked the Tokyo Stock Exchange! SELL ALL JAPANESE STOCKS!

[Anonymous No.57784391]

my current trading strat is:

bought nvda and hope line go up.

[Anonymous No.57784397]

>EU pumping despite bad data once again
Markets sure gave up on reality

[Anonymous No.57784401]

>>57784390
WHAT LEVEL

[Anonymous No.57784403]

just buying brk.b and afl calling it a day

[Anonymous No.57784437]

What's up wil LMT, are they ever going to get their supply shit sorted out and work through their billion dollar back log or what. Also NGAD in May. Should have bought GD

[Anonymous No.57784438]

>>57784397
>pumping despite bad data
Depends; if the data was shitty, it can be priced into the market. What matters more is whether it was a surprise to the consensus.

>>57784355
>>57784369
Lots of good videos on this channel, but this one in particular has a good bit of info in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pYe7O7iSA
Basically if you're trading ERs on stocks, because of the way gaps and trading days and news timing works, if you trade penny shits, if you trade with the MA/trend the last minute before the market closes, you can make it work. Long positions are right more often, but have less profit, while shorts are wrong more often but have huge wins that outpace the longs. Just an idea

>>57784323
They're only concerned with the upside. I'd rather miss on a 100% upside than get hit by a 60% drawdown.

[Anonymous No.57784441]

>>57784438
>What matters more is whether it was a surprise to the consensus.
>expect the worst and you will always be happy

[Anonymous No.57784450]

>>57784397
how many times do we have to tell you that, in clown market, bad news are ALWAYS bullish

[Anonymous No.57784451]

I am not being able to get married cause of financially short of money. Can any bizbros or any anon donate me 5k$ for my wedding?

If so please send me an email to [e-mail]

Hope that an anon will read this post and help me out. Can't wait for my wedding :' )

[Anonymous No.57784468]

>>57784441
Its unironically true though. Surprises cause volatility and pivots

[Anonymous No.57784482]

>>57784401
Not sure but early reports state its blood type is blue

[Anonymous No.57784484]

>>57784468
The only thing that truly matters is sentiment. Bitcoin shows it. What is it really worth?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784486]

>>57784451
Sent :^)

[Anonymous No.57784502]

Sirs my village needs 5 crore $ to build new designated shitting street. Old street full. Please bhenchod sirs do the needful. Can't wait for shit in new street :')

[Anonymous No.57784509]

+2,6% inflation instead of 2,5% anticipated for EU.

They won't cut til july. Holzmann said something like he won't cut prior to the Fed. And in June ECB has its session prior to the Fed.

[Anonymous No.57784515]

>EUROZONE CORE CPI YOY FLASH ACTUAL 3.1% (FORECAST 2.9%, PREVIOUS 3.3%)

lmao

[Anonymous No.57784520]

>>57784484
and in the case of blue chip stocks, dividends... which pay you a determined portion of a company's earnings regardless of market sentiment.

[Anonymous No.57784531]

Sorry for the spam. Here full data:

>Eurozone CPI (Y/Y) Feb P: 2.6% (est 2.5%; prev 2.8%)
- CPI (M/M) Feb P: 0.6% (est 0.6%; prev -0.4%)
- CPI Core (Y/Y) Feb P: 3.1% (est 2.9%; prev 3.3%)
- CPI Core (M/M) Feb P: 2.6% (prev 2.8%)

No cuts. And oil is still low.

[Anonymous No.57784536]

>>57784531
Wait, they estimated +0,6 CPI mom.
>It's all ok bro, 0,6 is fine, we expected it haha>>57784468

[Anonymous No.57784558]

>Just had a phone call in english but witha local number saying that my ID was used in a money laundering scheme and that I have an international search warrant.

So this is what happens when your country gets flooded with pakis and other variants of street shiters.

[Anonymous No.57784561]

>>57784558
>What is spoofing...

[Anonymous No.57784563]

>World's Largest Chocolatier Plans 19% Workforce Cut As Prices Hit Record Highs

uh oh

[Anonymous No.57784565]

>>57784484
>>57784520
This is actually an interesting question if you take it in good faith. Equities have an inherent value to them (revenue, property), so there is a minimum on what the price "should" be (whether fair or not). Stocks also have a bullish bias, due to growth, inflation, and such.

Forex rates are set by the big banks, and often get adjusted based on where the most trading volume is, eg they will go stop hunting on the larger side (long or short), and get a lot of daily revenue from day traders getting wrecked. have to be careful when trading the popular currencies, such as EUR/USD or any USD pair really, since they're subject to this manipulation. But it's a fiat-based asset and has no inherent value. Compare that to metals, which are commodities and have a more tangible value. XAU/USD is still manipulated somewhat, but since it involves gold, the metal drives the price more than the dollar

Crypto has no inherent value. It's all price action and it's the closest thing to pure price trading. There is some manipulation, but not at the level of forex. It may or may not be relevant in 5 or 50 years from now. Who knows? If you're holding it long term, then hold it. Don't trade it. If you're trading it, then trade the fucking charts in front of you

Dividend-paying stocks, are a little more complicated. If a company ever reduces it, it spooks the fuck out of investors and becomes toxic. Thus, most bluechips only increase it by a cent or two every year, so they can technically announce an increase in dividend, with longterm players being dividend aristocrats. To me, the problem with dividends is that they cap a company's revenue and create taxable events. Even the price adjustment is baked into the current ticker price on payment, and options pricing models account for them too. It's good because it "forces you" to take profits, which does help build wealth, but you can also create shareholder value by just doing stock buybacks

[Anonymous No.57784567]

>>57784558
Isn't that the scam that was posted here a couple weeks ago? The one where the women gave all her money to a fake secret service agent after being told that.

[Anonymous No.57784589]

>One year ago
Wait why am I just finding this out now

[Anonymous No.57784611]

More like broke back whales.
Are gay whales bearish or bullish for the markets?

[Anonymous No.57784617]

>>57784561
>>57784567
I just sent the report to the Judicial police, I hope it results in a deportation.

[Anonymous No.57784621]

>>57783798
Most Americans live pay to pay, have staggering amounts of debt, cannot afford a small emergency or being off work for a few weeks. I can't claim to be successful, but I have a good cushion and no debt. Can't imagine living every day stressed out about finance, would never want to get into that situation. Stress isn't healthy long term.

>>57783798
>>57783764
There's a ton of different types of things such as giffen goods and other macro shit. There are some that increase in demand as price increases, and some that increase in demand as price decreases. It all depends.

>>57784565
And that reminds me, all markets are supply driven. When demand is in excess, price rises, and when supply is in excess, price falls (with the exception of forex, though bank-to-bank this can trend over a period of several months). It can be comparable to adding or removing liquidity to a market.

[Anonymous No.57784625]

>>57784617
Brother they're in India they're not in your country they're spoofing the phone number.

[Anonymous No.57784632]

>>57784625
I don´t answer foreign calls, it was a local contact

[Anonymous No.57784637]

>>57784632
You're a fucking idiot kys.

[Anonymous No.57784645]

>>57784637
>>57784632
Please don't ever kill yourself, we need the exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.57784652]

>>57784637
>>57784645
I don´t get it. Enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.57784653]

>>57784652
>SPOOFING
Look it up you fucking ape how many times must I repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.57784665]

>>57784653
I am looking it up, but it doesn´t seem that bad. Seems it rellies on me being naive enough to give them personal details

[Anonymous No.57784667]

>>57784665
Unironically end it.

[Anonymous No.57784673]

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784675]

>>57784665
You fucking dense motherfucker. He means spoofing the phone number they used to call you. It could be a Google voice number or some shit.

[Anonymous No.57784677]

>>57781800
50% of the market already understands there are no rate cuts. Extreme greed. A sharp selloff in march. Nvidia back to 670 to fill that gap. Then it'll be one long support slurp to a new ath at 1000. NVDL will go to 500 dollars. No one will give a single FUCK that there are no rate cuts.

And the reason is because there won't be a rate cut until the Nvidia bubble is well and truly unsustainable by all measures.

Nvidia 2000 dollars a share this time next year.

[Anonymous No.57784682]

>>57784667
>>57784675
>In spoofing, the main trick consists of calling from one number and displaying another on the recipient's caller ID, which is actually the number of the entity one wants to impersonate.

I got that, but why should I be concerned? I did my part.

[Anonymous No.57784684]

>>57782151
Trailer part boys good.

>>57781970
It says AI there so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.57784698]

GameStoped:

>>57784689

>>57784689

>>57784689

[Anonymous No.57784703]

please don't let the GME baggies make another smg

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784708]

AMD doing a lil sum sum in premarket

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784719]

>>57784698
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.57784724]

>>57784682
>I did my part.
Yeah me too. I report crimes that happened in Poland to the Scotland police. You are a unit.

[Anonymous No.57784727]

Yeah ok, I got it. Still, I will always do my best when I find a street shitter to try and have him deported.

[Anonymous No.57784730]

>>57784724
countries do cooperate, if this shit is getting prevalent enough, at some point they will have to take action on the pajeets in india

[Anonymous No.57784737]

>>57784730
>at some point they will have to take action on the pajeets in india
India is a currupt shithole. Unless you have (Undeniable evidence) Names, locations, evidence of the scam in action etc... nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.57784739]

>>57784730
>yfw they spoofed the call so they can't backtrace it
Consequences will never be the same

[Anonymous No.57784752]

>>57784737
>>57784739
into further detail, is the number which I saw of some random bloke that got his id stolen? if so, can´t the local authorities at least make that individual aware of what is going on?

[Anonymous No.57784759]

>>57784752
Just stop... Stop typing. Bake a thread so you can change ID and end this shame you brought upon yourself.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784763]

>>57784752
Yeah call 911 about it

[Anonymous No.57784764]

>>57784759
I don´t see the need for you to be like that.

[Anonymous No.57784777]

good night neets <3
as for wagies better start getting ready traffic is going to be a nightmare today.

[Anonymous No.57784783]

>>57784764
>completely made up number

See, I got there. But it would have happened faster if instead of flinging shit at me someone had said it

[Anonymous No.57784785]

>>57784724
Even in America I tremble in fear at getting in trouble with Scotland Yard

[Anonymous No.57784787]

I just shorted 5 SPXes. I am now back to being a Bobo.

[Anonymous No.57784788]

>>57784785
Yeah, I am in constant fear of the FBI

[Anonymous No.57784827]

i am a feckless investor,
i am a kissless lover,
i am a reckless person.

it is over.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784838]

You are giving back to the community, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57784844]

>>57784838
What, is that the money you gave out this year? I rather do volunteering work on the field than give out money

[Anonymous No.57784868]

>>57784838
a little since my job has a non profit org that helps employees with school and new borns and stuff, they gave me a grant so why not

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784879]

>>57784844
That's during 2023 yeah. I'd like to volunteer some time too (my company will even match a donation for it) but my it tingles my autism.

[Anonymous No.57784885]

>>57782521
I am down money and expect a bloodbath in a few hours. Never trust anime avatars

[Anonymous No.57784895]

>>57782521
Why?! Are you crazy?

[Anonymous No.57784898]

>>57784879
I usually can just file a parcel of my taxes into an institution of my choosing, I will never get my money from those taxes back if I don´t so I might just as well choose one. I like sending my money to the local tardie institution

[Anonymous No.57784939]

>>57784838
>tfw donated 1k to a latin mass church to train priests in latin mass
Yep. gonna make another check out to them in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.57784965]

ARM chads, need a wristwatch check.

[Anonymous No.57784984]

If you guys not baking, can I make another gme-themed one?

[Anonymous No.57784989]

kek gme baggies really are getting desperate now

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57784993]

>>57784984
NO
I'm baking

[Anonymous No.57784997]

>>57784984
Make the image with le gme mascot sniffing some dank braps and I'll allow it

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57785006]

>>57785005
>>57785005
>>57785005
>>57785005
>>57785005

[Anonymous No.57785029]

>>57784993
>>57785006
Good, was about to do a Teddy thanksgiving one

[Anonymous No.57785030]

>>57784895
I read >>57779848 when I was braindead tired and thought
>Yes this is a good point I will not throw money at this
Pray for me anon

[Anonymous No.57785704]

>>57783279
This, I boughted another share yesterday.