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Do you have a bullshit job?

>> No.57780475

>>57780462
Yes. And I make a lot of money doing it.

>> No.57780484

>>57780462
>Sales analyst
>Automation dev
>Crypto dev

>> No.57780503

>>57780484
Those are titles. Try describing your job in 3 words

>> No.57780513

>>57780462
I examine trends

>> No.57780522

>>57780503
"I create software"

>> No.57780530

>>57780522
I create fairy dust too
where are my millions?

>> No.57780608

“I write instructions”
There, computer programming is a real job. Also,
>a webcomic stating something makes it true
Kill yourself immediately

>> No.57780665

>>57780462
Who gives a fuck about your job. It's not about what you do, how much work you do, or even if you do it well - I make money. There's my job description. My work thinks I'm indispensable, and it keeps me employed, and them paying me stupidly high bonuses and raises. I do maybe 3 hours of actual work a week. If you're not good at projection the illusion of importance, or gaslighting your company into thinking you're a genius, then you may as well go flip burgers.

>> No.57780697

>>57780503
I smoke rock

>> No.57780738

>>57780462
I trade crypto

>> No.57780768

>>57780462
One of the perks of being in tech is knowing everyone wants you to get laid off, and how much it makes them seethe every day that you don't.
>t. Got into tech way back on a meme certificate that took 1 year and $3000. Back when such things were possible. Make multiples of everyone I know who spent 4-6 years and 5-6 figures. Have managed to avoid layoffs so far.

>> No.57780895
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57780895

>>57780462
>describe your job in 3 words
I make memes

>> No.57781288

>>57780462
I drive.

>> No.57782121

>>57780665

how would I do that if I already flip burguers?

>> No.57782145

>>57782121
then go and flip burguers somewhere better?

>> No.57782164
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57782164

>>57782145
Go flip at mcdonalds, they'll never die, there is even a bigmac chart or something that indicates how profitable are some cities. that's how relevant macshit can be, even truflation uses those numbers in their calculations.

>> No.57782167

>>57780503
I make spreadsheets

>> No.57782212

>>57780462
I deliver mail

>> No.57782224

>>57780462
I got a complete bullshit fed job. It's awesome. Currently playing pokemon rom hacks on my phone about 6 hours a day.

>> No.57782243

>>57780462
“ I make cartoons” does that mean my job is actually real? Kek.

>> No.57782449

>>57780768
For me, it's getting laid off last spring and then having a former boss recruit me into a position with a 50% raise.

>> No.57782470

>>57780462
>I analyze finance
>I maintain automation
>I record blockchains

>> No.57782480
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57782480

>>57780462
Network design engineer.

>> No.57782900

>>57780462
>Unemployed
I’m a real one.

>> No.57782918

>>57782480
that's not a job description that's a job title

>> No.57782933

>>57780462
I design SCALABLE ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS

>> No.57782957

>>57780503
fuck your mom

>> No.57782974

>>57780503
I analyse sales
I dev automation
I dev crypto
>>57782121
Sabotage the other burger flippers to make yourself seem like the only competent one around.

>> No.57783090

>>57780462
Bullshit jobs pay more unfortunately.

>> No.57783596
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57783596

>>57780462
spoken like a butthurt tradie who has never used their brain on the job

>> No.57783636

>>57780503
fuck goth pussy

>> No.57783673

>>57780462
I automate fishing. Die in a fire old man.

>> No.57783900

>>57780503
Dick sucking extraordinaire

>> No.57784743

>>57780462
I sleep, thats 2 words

>> No.57784842

>>57780475
Fpbp

>> No.57784845

>>57780530
>I create fairy dust
Sorry sweety. 4 words, bullshit job.

>> No.57784867

>>57780462
>Check others work
Nope, I'm good.

>> No.57784894

>>57784867
you hid your job cleverly by condensing all relevant information into the word "work"

no one here knows what you actually do, so you failed the assignment

>> No.57784942

I manage research
The first word basically always has to be "I" so youre restricted to 2 words

>> No.57784985

Maintain IT infrastructure

>> No.57784999

>>57780503
interfaces for igaming (gambling if you are not gay)

>> No.57785149

>>57784894
>You're too simple to understand
>That's my fault somehow
If you want it another way though:
Audit cunts accounts

>> No.57785188

>>57780462
I have no job.

>> No.57785288

I oversee budgets for major construction projects and administer the contract.

Don’t care if not being able to describe it in three words makes it bullshit, stuff isn’t getting built without me.

>> No.57785302

>>57780462
asswiper

>> No.57785307

>>57785288
so your name is pablo?

>> No.57785314

>>57785307
My name is Neil actually.

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>>57780462

>> No.57785988

>>57780503
>doctor
I kill people

>> No.57787410

>>57785988
Ok Harold Shipman

>> No.57787462

>>57780484
>Crypto dev
no such thing

>> No.57787548

>>57787462
It’s someone who devs crypto idiot

>> No.57787567

>>57780462
I scam /biz/

Hey, not a bullshit job after all.

>> No.57787582

>>57780462
I bleach assholes

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57787605

I deliver pizza

>> No.57787647

I’m a driver.

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>>57780462
I own a business... well damn, almost made it.

>> No.57788249

>>57780462

I'm a industrial engineer

i design stuff

most people (70%) at my job, are useless, and I mean literal monkeys, emails and meetings all day

>> No.57788265

I train AI.

>> No.57788282

>>57780503
Argue with indians

>> No.57788404

I was just about to make a topic about how bullshit my job is. I am bureaucrat. There's no reason for my job to exist.

>> No.57788420

>>57780522
/thread
OP BTFOd on this comment alone

>> No.57788449

>>57780462
I BUILD INTERNET

Fuck off