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>Haven't been on biz in years
>Check it out today
>Immediately buy some bitcoin
>Fuck this guys mentioning Doge...gonna buy more of that
>Then this MFer over in this thread is saying some shit about Kenis
>Fuck thats on coinbase, I'll sign up
>Heart rate real high at this point
>Checking bank, crunching numbers
>Fuck this guys XTC is going up apparently, don't even know what that is but i gotta get some

I remember why i stopped coming here, My heart rate and anxiety is constantly high. I'm biting my nails again. Already planning to isolate to save money.

Bros, what do i buy next?

>> No.57768581

>>57768521
Buy Shiba Inu and DOGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

>> No.57768637

You're going to fucking KILL YOURSELF if you don't load up on LRS. This single post will haunt you even in death.

>> No.57768691

>>57768581
>>57768637
Buying it right now. At this point you could offer me literal dogshit and I'd buy it up.

>> No.57768711

Kenis isn't on coinbase though?

>> No.57768747

>>57768521
you don't sound too bright anon ngl, just immediately being programmed by rumor and shill type basic posts or something.

>> No.57768839
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>>57768747
Don't listen to this faggot, anon. Another gem for this run is White Whale.

>> No.57768931

>>57768711
Damn, you're right..my anxiety is even higher now. I Just gave coinbase all my ID for nothing

>> No.57768957

>>57768521
Buy dogbat.

>> No.57768972

buy some $gib and some $sora, both are tap tokens, purchased on ordinals wallet, with BTC, no need for kyc.

>> No.57769011

>>57768521
Aerodrome Finance > its a new dex that Coinbase is going to prop up as the main dex on Base, Coinbases own L2 network. It is already on coinbase and even though it ripped from .08 to .33 this week its still only 50mil market cap and still has a ton of upside. Don't gamble on memecoins, this will be one of the biggest % gains this cycle

>> No.57769260

>>57768581
I see shibros are back in full force

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>>57768521
KEK wait til you hear about SPX6900 bro
The creator is pretty much a reflection of their own coin, you'll know what i mean if you check twitter

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>>57769266
You telling me i got to get a twitter now? Sorry Bank account, just one more purchase, bro i promise, bro...last one i swear

>> No.57769427

>>57769266
>coin analysis happens through twitter
Thus puts me off crypto the most.

>> No.57769483

>>57768521
Maybe stop gambling on zoomer forex and start a real business

>> No.57769492

>>57768521
>Have a good night guys I lost it all I fucking hate my life