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If you’ve ever used chrome incognito mode and you are an American citizen, you will be receiving a check for $5,000. This is going to be similar to the covid stimulus 2020 rally once people start receiving their checks. What are you buying with yours?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/google-pays-5-billion-settlement-in-lawsuit-over-incognito-mode/ar-BB1iZMRQ

>> No.57765697

>>57765692
Wait what
This can't be true

>> No.57765711

>>57765697
It’s true anon. Have you looked at porn in incognito mode in america? Google was spying on you

>> No.57765717
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>>57765692
Your math is off

>> No.57765729

>>57765692
>$5 billions settlement
>at least 3 billion people using chrome
oh boy, 2 dollars!

>> No.57765734

>>57765729
When life gives you lemons

>> No.57765735

>>57765729
I said for American citizens, retard

>> No.57765768

>>57765735
The ruling hasn't come out yet according to the article

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>>57765729
bro google is spying on you whether you are in incognito mode or not this isn't about 5 billion dollars google has a shitload of money this is about getting people to wake up and see that their data is a serious security concern they are trying to sell you out with a $2 payout also don't use chrome its a shitty browser that sells out all your data

>> No.57765789

>>57765729
Wow 25 bucks!

>> No.57765798

>>57765729
What're you gonna use your 2 dollars for? I'm gonna buy 4 ada.

>> No.57765809

>>57765789
You might actually be retarded if you’re counting every single American. Only a portion of them used chrome in incognito.

>> No.57765820

>>57765798
.1 LINK

>> No.57765833

>>57765809
I did half of the US that uses chrome. Everybody knows how to use incognito.

>> No.57765859

>>57765833
We’re getting 5 grand

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>>57765729
only American citizens would be able to claim damages. Non-citizens obviously don't have standing and weren't represented in the lawsuit

>>57765692
>mfw I use Brave but I'm still going to log onto the class action lawsuit and collect my Google shekels

The more nails in Google's coffin the better. FUCK Google. All they're good for now is their comedy gold dogshit racist AI. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

>> No.57765919

>>57765859
A single million people aren't the ones using incognito. Even 10% of all US chrome users will be 15 million users who've used chrome incognito. At most you'll get is 333 dollars.

>> No.57766162

>>57765692
op that article doesn’t link to sign up for the class action, do you have a link?
>>57765711
Checked
>>57765833
Checked

>> No.57766169

>>57765692
covid stimulus was trillions, this is nothing

>> No.57766288

Someone please correct me if I am wrong, but wouldn't the settlement amount per person depend on exactly how many people sign up for said settlement? I mean at minimum tens of millions of Americans could plausibly say they used incognito mode with Chrome, but what portion of them would even know to sign up?

>> No.57766333

>>57765729
>not placing a 1000x leverage short on BTC at 64k with those $2

NGMI

>> No.57766379

I used incognito on my phone and pc. How do you prove it?