/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57749518]

French hate Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57746511

[Anonymous No.57749526]

MARA undervalued relative to BTC price.

[Anonymous No.57749566]

Hate the french love boobs simple as'

[Anonymous No.57749571]

WTI is firting with 80 but smell like bull trap. How do I play this?

[Anonymous No.57749580]

>>57749571
>How do I play this?
SCO

[Anonymous No.57749582]

>>57749571
I just patiently wait on Mr. Market to bring prices I like.

[Anonymous No.57749586]

>>57749566
,based, checked, and boobpilled

[Anonymous No.57749587]

MSFT
NVDA
MELI
LAAC
LUNR
You will not make it without these companies.

[Anonymous No.57749596]

>>57749526
Keep in mind halving incoming.

>>57749587
Also....

IMMEDIATE PHYSICAL IN-MOUTH DELIVERY OF BOTTLED FEMALE NATURAL BRAPPY GAS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

[Anonymous No.57749597]

>>57749518
I just put 80% of my net worth in Tilray its so low and Brandon will surely push for something for weed to appeal to the progressives so there is no way this can go tits up

[Anonymous No.57749598]

I bought a single PLUG put

[Anonymous No.57749603]

>>57749597
dispensaries are closing all over the place near me anon

[Anonymous No.57749611]

Fuck Clear (ticker YOU, for whatever meme reason). They report earnings tomorrow at 8AM before market open, I have a hardon waiting for my put to become ITM.

[Anonymous No.57749631]

>>57749603
Consolidation. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.57749632]

>>57749596
>Keep in mind halving incoming.
Yeah, makes the treasure of BTC they're sitting on worth more. Accounting rules changed recently too, so they don't have to list it on their balance sheet at the lowest price BTC hit. They also plan on doubling their hashrate in the next year or so. I'm guessing with auradine miners.

[Anonymous No.57749670]

>>57749632
Yeah, fair, I kinda wanna buy some MARA too but feel like I might have missed the train already. I have some BTC exposure though, so that makes me easier.

[Anonymous No.57749683]

>>57749587
>NVDA
>LUNR
Two outta five ain't bad right?

[Anonymous No.57749724]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57749726]

Female Natural Gas

[Anonymous No.57749732]

flat chests
flat portfolios
flat tax rates

[Anonymous No.57749756]

>>57749587
How is LUNR a better investment than RKLB?

[Anonymous No.57749766]

>>57749603
But think about the untapped potential of the american market after dispensaries can use the banking system

[Anonymous No.57749784]

>>57749726
>white women with dreads
this is my sign not to go to WA or invest in natgas

[Anonymous No.57749794]

Tomorrow we'll see if CRM deserves to be as expensive as it is.

[Anonymous No.57749806]

I feel bad for bobos. Years of predicting financial armageddon and it just never arrives.

Imagine edging for several years and never actually being allowed to bust. That is the sorry state of bobos. No wonder they are so crazy and manic.

[Anonymous No.57749826]

>>57749806
Literally me the past three years
>Ebin marged grash in do moar weegz :DDD

[Anonymous No.57749861]

No one is paying attention to Zoom but it's breaking out of a 14 month crab

[Anonymous No.57749863]

>>57749518
first for AFL

[Anonymous No.57749871]

>>57749861
tdoc

[Anonymous No.57749878]

>>57749861
.......

[Anonymous No.57749883]

>>57749878
it breaks out tommorow

[Anonymous No.57749893]

>>57749632
>>57749670
BITX and chill if you don't want to play the miner game. Or be one of those obnoxious BITW hipsters.

[Anonymous No.57749895]

>>57749806
Does it occur to you guys that we might be doing both sides of the trade. Some days we're bears, some days we're bulls. The only difference between us is you wait

[Anonymous No.57749903]

>>57749571
If it breaks 79, that son of a bitch is going to the mid 80s.

[Anonymous No.57749913]

>>57749756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzAdXyPYKQo

[Business Dad No.57749918]

>>57749883
Futures is red, what are we buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57749919]

>>57749861
CPNG

[Anonymous No.57749938]

>bobo bear
>a bear that appeared over bearly 30 years ago
Is it just boomers in these threads trying to shit talk and find baggies?

[Anonymous No.57749939]

can someone please try to explain the explosion in BTC price from a /smg/ perspective?

[Anonymous No.57749950]

>>57749939
ez

[Anonymous No.57749961]

>>57749918
ZM and MARA

[Anonymous No.57749963]

>>57749950
that explains, some...
why did they omit BITO, though?

[Anonymous No.57749969]

>>57749950
also thank you

[Anonymous No.57749970]

>>57749938
Most feds are out of touch boomers that can't into internet meme culture, and when they try to fit in they end up producing weird sounding uncanny valley posts. Congrats, you passed the IQ test. Here is your reward, but be sure to watch all of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYSKaS-XtQ

[Anonymous No.57749981]

>>57749950
Wrong.

>>57749939
>>57749963
BTC block reward halving is some time in march, starting the beginning of the next four year crypto business cycle. It's baked into the bitcoin protocol.

[Anonymous No.57749983]

Puts next week for BYND should be easy money right?

[Anonymous No.57749986]

>>57749895
Stocks do have a bullish bias due to underlying value and inflation, though. Forex and crypto are more price agnostic

[Anonymous No.57749990]

>>57749963
BITO is futures-based, doesn't lock up supply.

[Anonymous No.57750003]

>>57749981
Halving's in April and 90% of people rotating Boomerbux into the ETFs could not tell you that.

[Anonymous No.57750007]

>>57749990
good point yet futures are technically "deliverable"

[Anonymous No.57750029]

>>57750003
ETF inflows are an effect, not a cause. Institutions are pricing in the halving.

[Anonymous No.57750033]

>>57750007
Oh my friend, no they are not.
>Settlement method: Financially settled
-https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/cryptocurrencies/bitcoin/bitcoin.contractSpecs.html

That's why getting this round of ETFs was like pulling teeth with the SEC and has done so much for price - because actual Bitcoins are being moved, not betting slips on the CME.

[Anonymous No.57750047]

>>57750029
If the halving alone were driving this price action, miners would be dropping because their income streams are going to be halved.

The price is up because this is an entirely new channel of demand.

[Anonymous No.57750049]

>>57750033
wait wasn't settlement "physical delivery" when they started trading!?
i must have misremembered.
thanks for correcting me.

[Anonymous No.57750059]

>>57750049
Some non-burger futures exchanges may have those. There have also been "physical" Bitcoin ETFs approved in places like Canada. It's all highly semitic.

[Anonymous No.57750060]

>Netflix is reportedly expected to raise prices again, having just increased them in October of 2023

Oh fuck right off

[Anonymous No.57750064]

>>57749893
>BITX
comfy 2x leverage etf

[Anonymous No.57750071]

>>57750047
Miner income stays constant because the price increases during/after the halving.

[Anonymous No.57750072]

>>57750059
>Some non-burger futures exchanges may have those.
I really thought the CME ones were.

IBIT hopefully gets an options chain soon.

[Anonymous No.57750082]

>>57750060
Annualized CPI is at 5.2% and climbing right now according to the nowcast. Rate hikes in March.

[Anonymous No.57750161]

kinda bummed i didnt buy one of the NVDA 2x leverage etfs or USD.

[Anonymous No.57750167]

>>57750082
...I thought we were getting rate cuts?

[Anonymous No.57750181]

>>57750167
You THOUGHT, bitch.

[Anonymous No.57750188]

>>57749950
Ah so new institutional money isn't actually flowing into the space.

[Anonymous No.57750225]

Yo anybody got predictions for TROLL? I've invested like 4k recently and i'm having my doubts, everything seems fine and it's "stable" so to speak, plus i saw a lot of ads lately. Should i sell or should i stay and wait for the bump?

[Anonymous No.57750272]

>>57749587
Writing MSFT and NVDA next to your shit bags won’t make them pump

[Anonymous No.57750328]

wtf EU?
You can't even look away, it happens instantly.

[Anonymous No.57750334]

>T-mobile dropped Netflix as a bonus feature recently

Uh bros? Is this a sign to short Netflix now?

[Business Dad No.57750374]

>>57750334
Netflix was over after Stranger Things 4.

[Anonymous No.57750402]

>>57750374
Man they need to hurry up with Arcane season 2 and Blue Eye Samurai season 2. Soon as they are out and I finish watching them, I'm cancelling asap.

[Anonymous No.57750410]

>>57750374
It sure was over after Resident Evil. Although I haven't seen it and only heard and saw clips in revues, how ironically the best part was the complete opposite cast of the original (Lance Henrick)

[Anonymous No.57750417]

>>57750374
>>57750410

*Reviews
Damn, read the word revenue too often.

[Anonymous No.57750428]

Required viewing for you retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5w-dEgIU1M

[Anonymous No.57750482]

Can anyone tell me a high risk but fast stock to double my money?

[Anonymous No.57750511]

>>57750482
MPW is trading at $3-5 but the book value is estimated at $10. There's some shenanigans with accounting so the book might be over estimated. But unless the shenanigans go public in the next couple of weeks the short sellers are going to get fucked and we might see a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.57750537]

>>57750511
Thanks Anon!

[Anonymous No.57750563]

Thoughts on amc? Number go up?

[Anonymous No.57750568]

>>57750482
You will lose your money. The fastest way to do this is options. Dont do it.

[Anonymous No.57750629]

>>57750568
You will lose your money faster with options though.

[Anonymous No.57750659]

>>57750629
Heres a cool trick:
Instead of buying a stock directly, you can buy an option at a strike price half the current price with the farthest expiry and you basically made your own 2x leveraged position.

[Anonymous No.57750667]

Notice that streaming services keep on obviously losing money and their only response is to keep raising prices over and over again? Even Twitch is getting more pricey with Turbo and subs...shit is getting much worse than cable TV ever was.

>>57750482
Damn who's this bottom heavy chick?

[Anonymous No.57750682]

>>57750659
You barely make money off of that.

[Anonymous No.57750690]

Holy fuck, EU can't do shit. DAX and CAC are just about where they closed yesterday during US session.

[Anonymous No.57750700]

>>57750690
Only the UK (FTSE 100) has some kind of power over themselves

[Anonymous No.57750733]

I'm trying to save money by cooking food, any recommendations?

Giving this a shot:
https://youtu.be/OlcMgfSW0mc?si=uftP7oMDFH_Sqf3i

[Anonymous No.57750758]

Moi je vous le dit les amis l argent (xag) va monter a 700kg/€

I telle you my friend the silver is gone go up to 23,5oz/$

[Anonymous No.57750767]

>>57750758
Kek silver sissies can keep coping because no one cares.

[Anonymous No.57750786]

>>57750733
Oui c est une bonne recette et elle est facile tu peux l adapter facilement si il te manque des ingredient c est juste un peux cher

Yes its a good recipe its more easy than it look like you easely change an ingredient if you miss something it is just a little bit expensive

[Anonymous No.57750795]

>>57750733
Ma'am, this is /biz/ go take this to /ck/

[Anonymous No.57750808]

>>57750795
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.57750839]

>Jefferies BUY on Mercedes
>Upgrading carmanufacturer in economic downturn
>which posted bad results (though better than horrendously expected)
>It pumps all other carmanufacturers too HAHA

[Anonymous No.57750874]

>>57750808
No you're not, but I'm ok with that and so is the universe.

[Anonymous No.57750886]

>>57750874
The multiverse.

[Anonymous No.57750887]

>>57750733
Just buy pasta and chicken and potatoes and fish sticks and cheese and rice and butter and milk and eggs. Make em how you like em.

[Anonymous No.57750897]

ugh, Euroniggers stop dumping

[Anonymous No.57750924]

>Sony announces reduction in global workforce

Video game market crash happening?

[Anonymous No.57750954]

>>57750924
Sony makes way more than just video games and they own a lot of shit too like major music labels. I doubt video game sales are going down because "gaymers" will continue to buy whatever crap game gets pumped out regardless of all the globohomo propaganda there is in it, including villainizing "gaymers" themselves. "Gaymers" are the biggest cucks ever

[Anonymous No.57750968]

Haha, you thought EU could drop? No, not until the US arrives.

[Anonymous No.57751023]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57751031]

>>57751023
shit

[Anonymous No.57751043]

>>57750924
>sony
>games
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.57751051]

>>57751031
>19 months inverted yield curve

[Anonymous No.57751074]

>>57750886
Now you're overcomplicating everything with multiverse universe quantum universe and g'night gentlemen, keep an eye on MMM and XOM. MMM would be sweet to pick up if there's more of a dip and just buy back in with the dividends for about 10yrs.

[Anonymous No.57751144]

>>57750954
I hate how normies just eat up whatever 'popular' shit is released these days.

The recent Assassins Creed and Call of Duty games were straight up ass. Meanwhile I recently played the fan made content in pic related and that factory campaign was the best shit I've played in months, despite being a 25 year old game.

I do still think that the overall industry is WAY overdue for a reckoning quality wise. There's far too much money being wasted on mid products imo.

[Anonymous No.57751150]

>>57751074
Articles have been coming out about 3m reducing its divvy… if it drops below 90 I’ll probably get a bag tho

[Anonymous No.57751192]

>>57751031
Did yields go up again?

[Anonymous No.57751194]

I know the yield curve isn't 100% accurate on recessions but this shit has been inverted for almost 2 years

[Anonymous No.57751231]

>>57751194
Just a classic case of mixing up correlation and causality.

[Anonymous No.57751233]

Hey boboniggers, knock it off

[Anonymous No.57751238]

>fbtc gonna pump some more today.
based. loving my bitty coin.

[Anonymous No.57751327]

>>57751231
You're not smart for misusing that incomplete phrase

[Anonymous No.57751358]

This market clearly wants HIGHER.

[Anonymous No.57751366]

>>57751327
I'm smart for being a permabull.

[Anonymous No.57751368]

>>57751358
>market
You mean pensionfund

[Anonymous No.57751409]

Bobo


I am sorry but it's my turn

[Anonymous No.57751428]

BYND reported -2.4 EPS in a single quarter, 1/3 of its mcap lost in 1/4 of a year. Up 70% premarket
lmao

[Anonymous No.57751456]

Is the market slowly realizing what is happening with gasoline? Which probably was reflected in the worse consumer confidence survey yesterday? Diesel is also on the same level as last year and on track to be higher in march than last year.

[Anonymous No.57751479]

>>57751428
the bucket must pump

[Anonymous No.57751480]

>>57751428
Beyond Meat, Nel, Plug Power, Carvana
Those companies are the true spirit of this market.

Nobody said anything about NVDA for today?
>772

[Anonymous No.57751494]

Why did the Hang Seng shit the bed today?
also why are we down lol. I thought we'd plateau our way to fomc

[Anonymous No.57751508]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57751525]

What is this plunge protection BULLSHIT everytime when it dumps.

[Anonymous No.57751545]

>>57751494
rate HIKES instead of rate cuts
total market implosion
this the black swan no one saw coming
so that WE may survive

[Anonymous No.57751553]

>>57751494
"Country Garden" maybe

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/28/china-property-giant-country-garden-liquidation-petition-debt

[Anonymous No.57751558]

>open short position on US tech last night
>change my mind and close ten minutes later at a small loss
>wake up to this
The market is so overvalued right now that I've put a bit of money aside in my account just to short. I fucking hate being tempted by futures. It's literally gambling, but I lost $300 and now I want to make it back but I also know I shouldn't be gambling like this because I'm likely to lose even more.
Fuck

[Anonymous No.57751568]

>>57751525
we shouldn't have to lose money because bobo is greedy and unpatriotic

[Anonymous No.57751574]

>>57751558
After every loss statistically your next try will have higher win chance

[Anonymous No.57751590]

We warned you. All the glownigger gayops to prop up the market did was just make what's about to happen a thousand times worse when it all comes apart.

[Anonymous No.57751595]

>>57751574
Not how statistics work. Each gamble is independent of the last when it comes to options. Go take a statistics class.

[Anonymous No.57751596]

>French
>Btc pumping like crazy
>I will finally make it
>Macron want me to go fight putin in Ukraine

What does this mean anon? Why can I enjoy the little things in life?

[Anonymous No.57751599]

>Apple cancels its autonomous electric car project and is laying off some workers
Another Tim Cook success lmao

[Anonymous No.57751613]

>>57751595
this
I WISH I KNEW WHICH DIRECTION THE MARKET WOULD GO
It would be so easy to make money ffs.

[Anonymous No.57751616]

>>57751558
99% of gamblers stop gambling just before winning the big pot

[Anonymous No.57751619]

>>57751595
You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.57751627]

>>57751616
stop tempting me anon

[Anonymous No.57751633]

Look at this faggotmarket repumping.
>NOOOOO you can't dump on horrible data and rising gasoline prices

>>57751596
But only unofficially and undeclared.

[Anonymous No.57751642]

Reminder: Trump Social is going to pump and you don't own any of it

[Anonymous No.57751645]

>>57751558
PCE tomorrow, both CPI and PPI was hot. But two and two together.

[Anonymous No.57751679]

>>57751645
If I short now I know it'll pump for no reason. I know it.

[Anonymous No.57751703]

I'm putting at least a grand into SPY every month for the next couple years regardless of circumstances. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.57751708]

>>57751599
They spent 10 billion on it also lol. Tim Cook wanted to enter the low margin car market. Siri is still dog shit after 10? years. Talk about a dead company that survives off of the inertia of its size. Apps are turning into legacy concepts due to AI, soo bye bye to that income. They try to diversify into the streaming game when that's also becoming a legacy model due to generative world models. A new VR headset that few can afford that they call spatial computing. Being all cute when it's just a fucking VR headset. Using your eyeballs as a mouse. People reporting eye blood vessels bursting due to eye fatigue from using your eyeballs a clicker lol.

[Anonymous No.57751712]

>>57751627
you only live once bro
you might make it big
never going to happen if you dont try
money comes and go

[Anonymous No.57751722]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.57751726]

>>57751708
>Apps are turning into legacy concepts due to AI
Explain?

[Anonymous No.57751731]

Oh worse as well as worse than expected EU data. Will it affect EU markets? haha, at best pump it.

[Anonymous No.57751753]

>>57751703
buy obligations until the EOY and then dump them into SPY nigga

[Anonymous No.57751763]

>>57751703
You might as well do the entire US market with VTI. You're missing some large cap companies and mid caps do really well

[Anonymous No.57751766]

>>57751708
>Apps are turning into legacy concepts due to AI
what

[Anonymous No.57751773]

>>57751599
>have a shitload of cash
>have a massive army of tech engineers
>....
>enter the car manufacturing market

[Anonymous No.57751785]

>>57751599
More like
>Tim Cantcook
Amirite bros hahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.57751795]

>>57751763
They're really just the same thing when you put the charts next to eachother. The correlation is insane.

>>57751753
Why?

[Anonymous No.57751797]

>>57751773
uh you just don't get it because only a true visionary like Tim Cook gets it

[Anonymous No.57751798]

>>57751703
Millions of people doing this is why the US market is so overpriced right now. People buy at any price so line keeps going up and up, until something gives and it crashes back down. This won't end well.

[Anonymous No.57751809]

After market reading is the most rigged, Jewish shit that the Yids ever invented.

[Anonymous No.57751810]

>>57751797

[Anonymous No.57751861]

>>57751795
a crash won't happen until after the elections, obligations are a safer bet than stocks, ~q4 will be the crash

[Anonymous No.57751882]

>>57751861
You fucking WISH.

[Anonymous No.57751889]

How is EU repumping stronger on each repump than the US? EU is almost if not already in a recession.

and how is everything moving at the same time in the same direction even if not to the same extend.

[Anonymous No.57751893]

>>57751861
Shit will go down around skull and bones day 3/22

[Anonymous No.57751946]

>>57751553
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/feb/28/china-property-giant-country-garden-liquidation-petition-debt
thanks, haven't seen this one
but it's an "again" type of news. Difference here is Country Garden is whitelisted from ccp, where as Evergrande is completely left over

[Anonymous No.57751975]

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>Euro-area economic confidence unexpectedly deteriorated in February, a setback to the region’s recovery hopes

>markets
What did they mean by this? Do they not see EU is at ATH? I thought they talk about markets, not the economy.

[Anonymous No.57752044]

>>57751726
>>57751766

The future is ai agents. Currently, we use a variety of apps for different task, social media, shopping, productivity, etc., each with its own interface and learning curve. Large action models would offer a single, cohesive interface that understands natural language and can perform a wide range of tasks across different domains, making the need for millions of apps and the profit from the app store poopy. At first the agents will interface with the old human gui but later will just use api calls.

https://arxiv.org/abs/2402.05929

Things like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22wlLy7hKP4
https://www.multion.ai/

Shows the next step that still uses apps, the next step after removes them and deals with just direct api calls. You will talk to your ai friend who will complete all the tasks for you. The need for millions of goober apps goes away.

https://youtu.be/vgY5gNEOAZ0?t=88
unrelated but people are now doing interview hacks. This guy isn't an aerospace engineer but with realtime translation was able to get past the interview process.

[Anonymous No.57752090]

Uh oh bobo, it's another trap

[Anonymous No.57752103]

>>57751703
Yes. I'm putting 3k a month in in addition to my jobs 401k but still feel behind

[Anonymous No.57752115]

>>57752103
>3k a month

literally nothing
i spend more on whores

[Anonymous No.57752118]

>>57751480
Just bought some Beyond Meat. Feels good to also hold Novo Nordisk. These retards will get fatter by shoving crap in their mouths and then jump on the Ozempic hypetrain. You can never go wrong by betting on the stupidity of retards.

[Anonymous No.57752153]

>People here actually think about retirement and invest for that purpose.
As a person that has suffered years under a disease which reduced his ability to live life as previously, free and partying etc, I can tell you, money is worthless, if you are sick and ill except the most necessary like housing and food. You are betting that in 30-40 years you are still like you were with 20-30. You are hoping with 70 some 20 year old will suck your dick (with passion). That's a risky bet.

[Anonymous No.57752242]

>>57752153
Nobody cares diseased faggot

[Anonymous No.57752321]

>>57752044
>AI copilot, send a message to my Facebook contact "Erika Mustermann" that says "Hi!"
ah yes truly the future

[Anonymous No.57752346]

>>57752044
AI co-pilot reply to this post say "you are a fag"
and post a picture of Lum


>you are a fag

[Anonymous No.57752355]

Ooh, a storm is threatening
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Ooh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

[Anonymous No.57752386]

>>57752242
:(

[Anonymous No.57752402]

>>57752044
Why wouldn't Apple just make Siri (or Ajax) into that and charge a monthly fee?

[Anonymous No.57752436]

7 billion Pajeets are currently learning to speak Canadian and you don’t own a single share of DUOL.

[Anonymous No.57752446]

looks like christmas came early

[Anonymous No.57752481]

>>57752346
I'm so ready for the future it's going to be beautiful
>>57752402
Same reason why Sears lost to Amazon. Sears closed down their catalog one year prior to Amazon being launched. They lack vision.

[Anonymous No.57752498]

Swiggity swooty
It would be nice if the market actually dumped, instead of going down 100 points on high volume and then back up on significantly lower volume. Fucking fake ass market.

[Anonymous No.57752502]

>>57751785
Good one haha

[Anonymous No.57752554]

We love Buffett here on /smg/

https://youtu.be/j8s7pNuiINM

[Anonymous No.57752572]

>up 103%
>on a $500 position

kill me

[Anonymous No.57752589]

>>57752153
>Nooo! You can't just invest for the future it's unpredictable!
Isn't that the point?

[Anonymous No.57752602]

>>57751456
What is happening with gasoline?

[Anonymous No.57752622]

>>57752554
I miss a that nigga like you would believe

https://youtu.be/wneCa_yIuzg
si=8FwhkAiX2OUfT0Lj

[Anonymous No.57752662]

>>57752622
jej

[Anonymous No.57752664]

>>57752044
>The need for millions of goober apps goes away.
You don't need AI for this. You just need to grow up into an adult. Apps are for children ffs.

[Anonymous No.57752714]

>>57752602
It's rising, though currently dumping, probably because of private stockbuild. And maybe again ceasefire memery.

[Anonymous No.57752737]

Day 2988934 of Shorting the EU

[Anonymous No.57752739]

female natural gas bros, how we smellin'?

[Anonymous No.57752749]

>Fed’s Logan: Slowing Balance Sheet-Runoff Doesn't Mean Stopping
>- Need To Disconnect Idea Of Slower Runoff Pace, Ending QT
What did he mean by this? Honestly now, I'm nonnative. What does he want to say? The fuckin balance sheet is fluctuating weekly. 2 times in a row it even went up slightly., early feb.

[Anonymous No.57752781]

>>57752153
>free and partying etc
Normofag got shr3kt and I'm supposed to care? Hmm, life's a bitch eh... you keep investing so that you can reap the benefits in the future. That's pretty much the only way for most people to make it without becoming a complete economic slave.
Passive investing is the single most risk-free way of obtaining wealth for most people.

[Anonymous No.57752788]

>>57752739
I can smell it. Although I reduced my position waiting for a dip, I have a feeling that it's not about to rip back up so I'm swinging the bottom.

[Anonymous No.57752793]

Are you guys neoliberals? Do you support a land value tax and lax zoning in order to encourage housing development?

[Anonymous No.57752821]

Is EWW a good buy at these levels?

[Anonymous No.57752846]

>>57752781
Holy seethe, the point of what I wrote is not for you to care about me, but to see life from a different perspective, you absolute retards on this board.

I have a house and land. I will not be an economic slave. So keep on seething.

[Anonymous No.57752855]

>Ex-wife of Evergrande's founder sue own son over 128millions debt
lmao the absolute state of this chinese family

[Anonymous No.57752875]

>>57752118
just boughtsome:
>carcinogens

ngmi

[Anonymous No.57752879]

>>57752821
>that Jewish stance
kek they really are the same. Even baggot stands like that. So what happens when the Jew takes over Mexico? Do they start taking American migrants?

[Anonymous No.57752893]

Lol of course the day after I buy some NVDL and GUSH things gap down. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.57752897]

>>57752846
Sure you do, bud. I have two houses and land as well. Your perspective doesn't matter since you're a diseased full-blown normie.
In 20-30 years I will still be well and full of energy, just like my father. So stop seething at disease-free people. Now getting hugely off-topic and of course you are correct in that one shouldn't be putting everything into the markets but also remember to enjoy oneself. I made that mistake in my 20s. Now, instead of 100% of my savings, I only put 80% into the market. Plenty of money over

[Anonymous No.57752929]

Why are we gapped down anyway??

[Anonymous No.57752940]

>>57752589
Me ne frego

[Anonymous No.57752944]

what is this garbage and why is it up over 80%

[Anonymous No.57752948]

>>57752897
What's up with this faggot trend here
>normie
>redditor
What do you think you are, some kind of club? Chudclub or what? Team Chud?

Besides, I'm fine now again. Actually better than ever before, cause this shit was there since birth and has been fixed now (spine, though no severe scoliosis, but nerves were affected).
Anyways, you are right. I'm not part of this faggy chudclub that I wasn't even seething at despite you pulling the "n-no y-you"-card.

[Anonymous No.57752952]

>>57752153

>>57752940

[Anonymous No.57752957]

>YOU up 10% premarket
I'm NOT selling my puts

[Anonymous No.57752960]

>>57752952
Sorry, I'm a normie, I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.57752963]

>>57752948
All of you here except me are genuine chuds.

[Anonymous No.57752971]

>>57749784
>The fact that It looks like a stripper well, won't change the fact that well is due to be drilled and will produce large amounts of NATURAL GASSES, of course drilling permits must be obtained first my boy.

[Anonymous No.57752994]

>>57752960
it means I don´t give a fuck. And neither should you, it´s a motto.

[Anonymous No.57753005]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57753023]

>>57753005
Why is Buffett blaspheming against ExxonMobil by buying Chevron? And what should the the punishment?

[Anonymous No.57753032]

Bobos be careful today. Don’t
Get as excited as you want to.

[Anonymous No.57753037]

>>57753032
>THANK YOU SIR

[Anonymous No.57753043]

>>57750482
Does nobody caulk between the baseboards and flooring anymore WTF

[Anonymous No.57753063]

>>57753023
Chevron promised to make an oil drum shaped dildo for him. A demon possessed corpse of Charlie Minger will torture him in various ways

[Anonymous No.57753065]

>>57753032
>pic.
Meds asap.

[Anonymous No.57753067]

>>57753032
GDP at 8:30 is either going to kill all bears or make their day

[Anonymous No.57753077]

>>57753063
>Chevron promised to make an oil drum shaped dildo for him. A demon possessed corpse of Charlie Minger will torture him in various ways
ROFL!

[Anonymous No.57753085]

>>57753032
Who's Percy smallwood?

[Anonymous No.57753090]

>>57753032
What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.57753106]

>>57753085
Indian scammer probably.

[Anonymous No.57753118]

>>57751150
Why does the mug say gerubo?

[Anonymous No.57753131]

>>57753032
Thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.57753132]

Time to short sharthound.

[Anonymous No.57753159]

Can't way for YOU to report earnings and crash like a motherfucker. Should be about right now. Fuck this company.

[Anonymous No.57753161]

So if GDP is at consensus, we're going up because what the Fed is saying and what the economy is doing line up. If it's lower, I bet March rate cut odds will slightly increase so maybe that's good for markets. If it's higher than consensus I think we're in for a red day.

[Anonymous No.57753171]

What's a good uranium ETF?

[Anonymous No.57753178]

GDP will do fine, even if it´s a fake and gay number.

[Anonymous No.57753198]

>>57753178
Will probably be a lot of government spending

[Anonymous No.57753209]

>>57752044
Why is every new technological development dystopian as hell?

[Anonymous No.57753234]

>>57753090
Just an outlier? Aggregation is weird. I personally believe it’s there just to fuck with people. If my “formation” or structure has to account for or include those exact prices/movement then Idk what I am doing. I’ve been making money so I have to consider this type of movement an outlier. Also the convergence of several TLs seem to make like a flux type(I know this sounds schizo) action where movement isn’t as predictable.


His name is Foley actually. He came by yesterday to get a quote on a dog kennel getting fabricated. Not a fan of caging many things but I’ll quote him whatever he wants.

[Anonymous No.57753276]

>Day 5 of DAX sitting comfortably above daily Bollinger with RSI above 70 while germany being in a recession

[Anonymous No.57753309]

>>57753276
Shanthi told us we were pausing for a breath the other day.

[Anonymous No.57753310]

>>57753159
looks like these motherfuckers had a good report, shit

[Anonymous No.57753333]

>>57753309

[Anonymous No.57753355]

>>57753333
CHECKED SIR

[Anonymous No.57753360]

And Oil is back.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-bans-gasoline-exports-6-months-march-1-2024-02-27/

[Anonymous No.57753381]

>>57753360
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57753413]

>>57752821
Eternal enemies

[Anonymous No.57753442]

[Anonymous No.57753454]

This Bitcoin pump will push NVDA over 9000.
Are you ready to sell some calls boys?

[Anonymous No.57753466]

>>57753360
ahaHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57753472]

>>57752879
they will act as a buffer to the US and take all migrants for us, desu I'm all for mexican kikery

[Anonymous No.57753496]

>>57752821
Isn´t the current mexican president a literal commie?

[Anonymous No.57753504]

>>57752944
kek, i would not short stocks this small, you never know what kind of bullshit fraud they try to pull off to make a quick buck

[Anonymous No.57753556]

>>57753276
german companies make most of their profits outside of germany

tldr; globalism

[Anonymous No.57753563]

If I suddenly find a wallet with some bitcoin in it, can I claim it for myself or will the government steal it from me because I don't have a clear source or "convincing" reason why I got it?

[Anonymous No.57753567]

>>57753496
Still not Jewish enough

[Anonymous No.57753594]

>BTC ETF up 59% pre-market
what is this memery

[Anonymous No.57753595]

>>57753563
are you dumb? govt only knows if it exchanges with fiat

[Anonymous No.57753599]

>oil pumping
>all data worse
>less GDP
>the other shit is higher
>market wants to pump
All fake and gay

[Anonymous No.57753603]

Is this what its gonna be today?

[Anonymous No.57753612]

>>57750161
Well now you could buy NVD.

[Anonymous No.57753623]

GDP 3.2% actual vs 3.3% expected. PCE 1.7% vs 1.7%. Nothingburger. We go green.

[Anonymous No.57753642]

>>57750188
On net it is. Plenty of places would not touch a closed-end fund like GBTC and a lot of its initial drawdown was from bankruptcy settlements.

The net area above the line is the new money.

[Anonymous No.57753652]

>>57753595
The question rather is: Does he have to give the wallet back, as the term
>my keys, my bitcoins (or was it "no keys?")
suggests

[Anonymous No.57753658]

VANI or IXHL for the daily pharma pump

[Anonymous No.57753667]

>>57753603
or will it be this?

[Anonymous No.57753681]

>>57753667
/smg/ is riding the bear so up we go.

[Anonymous No.57753691]

>>57749518
a-are this a healthy amount of leverage bros?

[Anonymous No.57753707]

[Anonymous No.57753711]

>>57753681
huzzah

[Anonymous No.57753713]

So /smg/ just doesn't care about GDP and PCE huh?

[Anonymous No.57753720]

>>57753594
boomer money trying to buy the ETF en masse, probably overvalued right now

[Anonymous No.57753726]

>>57753691
It went for:
>
>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>Bitcoin looks to test the $60,000 natural target

The natural target?

[Anonymous No.57753730]

>>57753623
>we didnt beat
>its not lower
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57753741]

>>57753454
Why would the bitcern pump do anything to the price of NVDA? NVDA is pumped by AI craze, not bitcoin mining. Nobody is buying billions of gpus to mine bitcern anymore.

[Anonymous No.57753756]

>>57753741
quick someone make an AI cryptocoin

[Anonymous No.57753779]

>>57753623
>The price index for gross domestic purchases increased 1.9 percent in the fourth quarter, the same as in the previous estimate. The personal consumption expenditures (PCE) price index increased 1.8 percent, an upward revision of 0.1 percentage point. Excluding food and energy prices, the PCE price index increased 2.1 percent, an upward revision of 0.1 percentage point.

[Anonymous No.57753789]

>>57753730
I just don't know why anything is even red right now. No bad news, no good news. Just pure retarded speculation.

[Anonymous No.57753803]

sloppin

[Anonymous No.57753808]

>>57753741
You really have no clue, do you?
It's called premining for those shitcoins they sell you.

[Anonymous No.57753819]

>>57753808
Explain?

[Anonymous No.57753824]

>>57753726
the natural target is at least 100k, no joke.
all of you should start opening your overleveraged account anon and get in before tonight

[Anonymous No.57753828]

>>57753789
We didn’t beat. Pce isn’t lower. R. U. Retarded?

[Anonymous No.57753840]

>>57753819
>fork token
>premine on local gpu
>take token public
>dump premined tokens

[Anonymous No.57753846]

>>57753828
The differences were 0.1%. Absolute nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.57753851]

Should I buy FBTC or MARA at open?

[Anonymous No.57753865]

>>57753803
what is that board that has all the resources to make those?

[Anonymous No.57753869]

>>57753032
Fucken kek I love posts like this

[Anonymous No.57753886]

>he didn’t buy YOU as instructed

Y’all hate making money

[Anonymous No.57753887]

>>57753846
In november we pumped on 0,1 less CPI and it later was even revised up. Fuck off. And this happened two times.

[Anonymous No.57753905]

>>57753851
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.57753907]

>>57753846
Pce isn’t until thursday. GLOWNIGGER SPOTTED TRYING TO GET YOU TO LONG. GLOWNIGGER SPOTTED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57753917]

>>57753887
I'm saying that a 0.1% difference isn't a reason to dump, or to claim the economy is falling out of the sky. If anything I expect green.

[Anonymous No.57753920]

>>57753840
And why do you think this will affect the price of NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57753925]

What would you do differently if you could go back in time?

[Anonymous No.57753928]

>>57753920
The more local premining the more profit.
Everybody loves profit.

[Anonymous No.57753937]

>>57753917
0,1% less CPI was a reason to pump in november and december. On the other hand higher cpi january and february also was a reason to pump.
Trade on macro and you lose

[Anonymous No.57753940]

>>57753925
Buy more bitcoin and don’t spend the bitcoins I did buy on drugs from Silk Road.

[Anonymous No.57753947]

>>57753925
Id be getting laid so hard. I fucked myself trying to keep myself pure for marraige. You know how much primo highschool box I couldve had? Women threw themselves at me and I rejected every one of those jezebels, they wouldnt steal my virginity from God.

Now im a permavirgin and women dont like me anymore.

[Anonymous No.57753950]

>>57753925
i wouldnt installed instagram, i wouldnt bought a car, i wouldnt bother to chase a woman.

[Anonymous No.57753959]

>>57753925
I'd build a mining rig in ~2012 when I wanted to, but was convinced not to by my retarded gf at the time. I had at least 200k DOGE that I got for free, and could have mined millions more. Never listen to women bros.

[Anonymous No.57753963]

>>57753940
Oh fuck, I did this. Back when bitcoin was $300 a piece... im so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.57753970]

>>57753925
I would tell myself:

>anon, you´re right, violence is the solution for everything, don´t ever let anyone change your personality, not even some pussy

[Anonymous No.57753978]

>>57753940
>>57753959
>>57753947
>>57753950
>>57753970
Based. Me too.

[Anonymous No.57753980]

>>57753928
Retard.

[Anonymous No.57753994]

>>57753947
Same

[Anonymous No.57754004]

>>57753980
Cope. NVIDIA is selling the gpus.

[Anonymous No.57754007]

>>57753865
huh?

[Anonymous No.57754008]

>>57753925
Buy bitcoin back in like 2009 when I first heard of it and didn't understand it, and I was like "lol internet money what a scam".

[Anonymous No.57754012]

>>57753959
>Never listen to women bros
My mom earned our family millions of dollars by bigly buying US tech... but sure, never listen to women.
You only have yourself to blame.
Anyway, we pump today. Just like last time.

[Anonymous No.57754016]

>>57753947
Fucking many women is overrated. I wish I would have just my wife in high school and closed the deal, now I'm 32 and single and I don't really like anyone. I was counting a few days ago and I think I banged closed to 30 chicks, but I don't find any joy in that.

[Anonymous No.57754021]

>>57754008
I mean.. it is a scam though. Its just a scam that everybody collectively decided we would allow, because you can make money off of it. Same reason pyramid schemes will always be a thing.

[Anonymous No.57754022]

>>57754007
I thought there was a general and a board where anons get a complied list with quick and easy access to the tools for making those memes

[Anonymous No.57754026]

>>57754008
It still is a scam

[Anonymous No.57754031]

I capitulated on my COIN puts for a 20% loss yesterday and buyed calls instead given btc continuing to run. Still have nigvideo puts open though.

Please advise.

[Anonymous No.57754032]

>>57754012
>implying your mom is a woman
>implying your mom is not an angel put on earth to take care of you

[Anonymous No.57754037]

>>57754016
Speak for yourself. I'm 32 and engaged, and all I can think about is boning some college chick. I just have no idea where to pick them up.

[Anonymous No.57754040]

>>57754022
look up bing image creator

[Anonymous No.57754042]

>>57754021
>>57754026
Right. I just wish I'd gotten in on the scam early.

[Anonymous No.57754059]

>>57754016
I wish I could have stayed with my crush when I was 4 years old, but fuck knows if she wouldn´t have dumped me by now or some shit.

>>57754040
thanks

[Anonymous No.57754066]

>>57754037
Pay for a hooker and get it over with. I doubt it'll make you happy. Make sure to read said hooker's reviews to make sure she's good.

If you feel uneasy about fucking a dirty whore keep in mind most women are like that anyway

[Anonymous No.57754071]

>>57754031
With altcoin season starting when bitcoin starts to decline there will be more demand for shitcoins.
Why not sell your own shitcoin? New to this cycle?

[Anonymous No.57754095]

>>57754066
Nah. I'm in the US, all hookers are wildly overpriced. I'm practically 100% sure that there's a girl 5 miles away who would do it for free but meeting people in 2024 blows, especially if you want to be discrete

[Anonymous No.57754102]

my linkies are doing a little sum sum

>>57754095
>especially if you want to be discrete
that's what you pay the hooker for, duh

[Anonymous No.57754114]

>>57754102
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZDVSyEIrwM

[Anonymous No.57754133]

>>57753925
I wouldn’t have financially helped the total parasites that I did. Goddamn me

[Anonymous No.57754159]

ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57754171]

[Anonymous No.57754179]

>>57753276
the companies listed in the DAX40 make less than 20% of their revenue in Germany

[Anonymous No.57754189]

>>57754159
The ship has left the harbor.
>>57754171
Based.

[Anonymous No.57754190]

Obviously we pump. This won't be permitted.

[Anonymous No.57754225]

AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57754269]

>>57754256
>>57754256
>>57754256
new
>>57754256
>>57754256
>>57754256
new

[Anonymous No.57754279]

Nvidia bros.... I don't feel so good....

[Anonymous No.57754371]

>>57754095
Search well. You can find good ones for just a few hundreds. AMP are also quite cheap with a lot of young hot asian chicks.

[Anonymous No.57754399]

>>57754133
What were you expecting? Sounds to me you were not "helping" but rather investing and hoping for a return. Only the rich get to treat people like monetary objects, you know?

[Anonymous No.57754543]

>>57750733
his is shit, but its hard to fuck up. the one trick with the oven cook with the pot top ajar, holy shit. beef stews are good, but with the dry heat and evaporation creating caramelization everywhere knocked my stew game to orbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaxCIpebhEg

[Anonymous No.57754584]

>>57754543
>Brian L
based
make sure to also watch chef john and internet shaquille

[Anonymous No.57754989]

>>57753707
Shorten it with a lethal release from life

[Anonymous No.57755168]

>>57752879
Juarez to El Paso tunnel when? Something I would invest in.