/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57722363]

>MAGS holders when they try to attends the FAGS shareholder meeting

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Urakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for BOIL Barts
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/57715057#top

[Anonymous No.57722397]

ARE YOU COCKSUCKERS READY FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF STOCKS?

[Anonymous No.57722402]

[Anonymous No.57722403]

I'm just going to invest in myself. Meaning cashing out of everything until White men are in charge again.

[Anonymous No.57722412]

[Anonymous No.57722413]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.57722416]

[Anonymous No.57722420]

>>57722397
Here have a version where I cleaned up the photoshopping

[Anonymous No.57722437]

>>57722402
SOFT
LANDING
CHUD

[Anonymous No.57722445]

whats a good alternative to spy? im looking for something still cheap to buy tons of shares for as i build up my wealth. not looking for day trades but a long term investment

[Anonymous No.57722447]

>>57722416
Could we see negative NG in the future

[Anonymous No.57722450]

Just be happy you'll never be as mentally deranged as NATGAS bag holders

[Anonymous No.57722452]

[Anonymous No.57722459]

>>57722403
>cash out and "invest in self"
>buys a new couch and burgers
>SP500 pumps up 40% over next 2 years
>FOMO in
>Crashes 20% immediately

[Anonymous No.57722463]

>>57722452
boring ass week

[Anonymous No.57722464]

>>57722412
>adjusted for ((((((((((inflation))))))))))
The books are so cooked it's unreal. True inflation for 2024 based on January * 12 is gonna be like 15%. And if they cut rates I'd expect even higher.

[Anonymous No.57722470]

>>57722445
>still cheap
Emerging markets and China. Everything in the US is expensive.

[Anonymous No.57722484]

>>57722452
Loading up on U calls tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57722488]

>>57722464
The problem is they won't change their approach until Trump's in office. :)

[Anonymous No.57722504]

>>57722470
do you think i should just buy now then when our stock market takes a hit just double down? i think it would be pretty risky and stupid to bet on china

[Anonymous No.57722525]

I'm going to be a good guy tomorrow and start my day with a bacon and egg McMuffin to be a guru trader like Warren Buffett

[Anonymous No.57722527]

>>57722447
No idea, but glad I boughted a little bit of BOIL Friday and no longer holding KOLD.

[Anonymous No.57722530]

>>57722437
It's hilarious that in current age of mass information collection, analysis, and dissemination, that the Jewish play book is still using old plays like this. We know it's not going to be a soft landing. Too much data proves it, the curtain has been pulled back completely on the 400 lb jew in the shower fucking himself in the ass with the femur bone of a sacrificed child.

[Anonymous No.57722536]

Great depression incoming. Now watch this post get swarmed with tons of coping government CISA shills.

[Anonymous No.57722538]

Wtf the og candle on nat gas +4,5 %

I put a short last week im at 0 benef right now : (

[Anonymous No.57722551]

>>57722452
i don't do business with any of these companies

[Anonymous No.57722563]

>>57722551
Not even DPZ?

[Anonymous No.57722562]

How many barrels of natgas should you get delivered to your house for your natgas emergency fund before investing in natgas?

[Anonymous No.57722565]

>>57722538
>shorting NATGAS at already generational lows

[Anonymous No.57722567]

>>57722536

[Anonymous No.57722573]

>>57722452
Holy fuck what a constellation of garbage. Disgusting. No thanks.

[Anonymous No.57722581]

How much NVDA do you own? You do own NVDA, right?

[Anonymous No.57722595]

>>57722581
I own an 8 year old NVIDIA card inside my laptop

[Anonymous No.57722596]

>>57722565
Ayaaaa

I see what you mean but it was 7% short without lever

I should have sell During the week end

[Anonymous No.57722615]

>>57722504
>i think it would be pretty risky and stupid to bet on china
That's exactly the shit people say at market bottoms.

[Anonymous No.57722616]

>>57722397
As ready as I'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.57722624]

>>57722616

[Anonymous No.57722628]

what does it matter
it's all fake funny money anyway
none of it's real

[Anonymous No.57722631]

now that we're past earnings is there any reason to expect NVDA to go higher?

[Anonymous No.57722633]

>>57722628
Yup.

[Anonymous No.57722636]

>>57722397
FUCK YEAH
GOT FORTY ONE IN THE BUY QUEUE FOR IN THE MORNING

[Anonymous No.57722638]

VIX down nearly a percent. I think tomorrow is going to be anothee blood green day.

[Anonymous No.57722641]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57722643]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57722645]

>>57722459
/Biz/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.57722648]

>>57722638
Just means I'll have to hold my UVXY another couple of days is all!

[Anonymous No.57722654]

>>57722464
Can't wait till the giga dump let's me slurp top tier assets for cheap.

[Anonymous No.57722655]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57722656]

Bros I ran into a hot girl from high school at an event and later she messaged me on instagram asking me to send her a picture from the event, then she gave me her phone number. She just wanted my number right?? I could have just sent it to her on instagram

Also are we actually gonna see $50 SOXL this week? Or before March FOMC?

[Anonymous No.57722658]

>>57722581
None directly
I’m sure my index funds do

[Anonymous No.57722665]

So if a recession is coming, in what should one invest? Bonds?

[Anonymous No.57722676]

What's the lowest-stress portfolio that'll have decent long-term returns?

[Anonymous No.57722679]

>>57722665
Guns and butter

[Anonymous No.57722680]

>>57722665
invest in yourself

[Anonymous No.57722688]

>>57722679
Rheinmetal... ok. Looks bad to buy on such a high, though

[Anonymous No.57722689]

>>57722676
100% VOO
Or 50% VOO 50% VGT if you wanna go crazy

[Anonymous No.57722691]

>>57722676
TBIL if you don't know how to use your money

[Anonymous No.57722700]

>>57722665
before during or after? i would DCA into stocks all the way down.

[Anonymous No.57722709]

>>57722700
Before. Like right now.

[Anonymous No.57722720]

>>57722700
Thank you Joe Biden
How many bots do you employ here?

[Anonymous No.57722724]

>>57722665
Yeah, investors want Treasury bonds in recessions. But of course it's already priced in.

[Anonymous No.57722729]

>>57722676
50/50 jepq/qqqm
If nasdaq go up you make big gains and it usually does go up
Jepq yields much more when market go down so it acts as a hedge against down markets

DRIP on

Disclaimers
-I thought this up in the span of 4 seconds
-I am not a financial advisor
-I like little girls
-The tax burden will be significant in a regular brokerage
-Covered call income strategies which are very new show great results in normal bear markets but no one has ever seen what they will do in a proper crash; it could be catastrophic.

[Anonymous No.57722733]

>>57722724
Can we, as small investors, even escape the fact that everything is already price in? Also, supposing the recession is indeed coming, doesn't it still make sense to buy the bonds anyway?

[Anonymous No.57722741]

>>57722689
100% VOO is simple. Holding through occasional 50% drawdowns is hard though.
>>57722691
Cash typically has really low long-term returns.

[Anonymous No.57722747]

>>57722733
you can do SRTY/TQQQ pair trade.

[Anonymous No.57722756]

>>57722676
index funds. or a couple good S&P companies that have have good operating income, pay dividend, and have steady growth.

you could look up benjamin graham defensive stock criteria. its basically:

pe < 15
10 years of revenue growth
10 years + EPS
good price/book current ratio etc
dividend stayed the same or increased in last 10 years
competitive advantage
slight growth forward

insurance companies, banks, medical devices, etc. can find a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.57722763]

>>57722747
50/50? I feel this thing is beyond my knowledge. That's why I was considering bonds. Something with 6% annual doesn't seem bad in a recession. Naturally inflation will eat it, though

[Anonymous No.57722765]

>>57722741
>Cash typically has really low long-term returns.
yeah. we only have real yield since last year.

[Anonymous No.57722780]

>>57722676
also read it is a tomb but benjamin graham invested during the great depression and is very good at understanding and dealing with stress in markets. he watched all his money turn to nothing but kept at it and did well.

[Anonymous No.57722788]

>>57722656
Congrata anon. Don't spill the spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.57722799]

>>57722665
>So if a recession is coming
It's not. Yield curve still hasn't uninverted and gigadeficits have us at 2.9% (real) growth according to GDPNow.

[Anonymous No.57722805]

what happened to lciguy and that galt faggot

[Anonymous No.57722817]

>>57722676
100% SSO by not even checking the balance.

If the S&P drops enough to wipe it, you've got bigger problems to stress about. Like where to get food.

[Anonymous No.57722820]

>>57722780
>he watched all his money turn to nothing but kept at it and did well.
Absolute Chad, will give it a read.

[Anonymous No.57722826]

>>57722763
>Something with 6% annual doesn't seem bad in a recession.
so money market 5% don't sounds too bad. Are you afraid Fed may lower interest soon?

[Anonymous No.57722831]

>>57722788
What do I do, tho? Am I overthinking the fact that she gave me her number?

[Anonymous No.57722850]

>ITT
>NO FIRE,NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
Can't wait to see the BOIL update on the HOOD 24 hour markets at 8

[Anonymous No.57722855]

>>57722676
doesnt really exist
there is always risk
you can buy today and a month from now its down 20% even if its apple or something like that

[Anonymous No.57722857]

>>57722826
I'm afraid of buying stocks or ETFs before a recession when I can get 4% leaving my money safe in the bank.

[Anonymous No.57722859]

>BOIL
>DWAC

Gonna be fun going into Super Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57722868]

>>57722820
https://buffett.cnbc.com/video/1996/05/06/buffett-on-intelligent-investor-all-of-the-important-ideas-in-investing-are-in-that-book.html

i bought it too. if i get rich in the stock market im buying an original copy they go for like 23,000 and a original copy of poor charlies almanac.

[Anonymous No.57722870]

Just buy BRK.B. It’s that easy. Exposure to a wide variety of proven businesses and exposure to a huge cash pile

[Anonymous No.57722880]

>>57722857
>5% for T-bills and money market

desu those aren't stocks of ETF/ETN. They're short term bonds.

[Anonymous No.57722884]

>>57722880
pardon my term ignorance.

[Anonymous No.57722893]

>>57722676
My Roth portfolio
>SCHD
>V
>COST
>MSFT
>O
>AMT
>NEE
>JNJ
>PEP
>HSY

[Anonymous No.57722897]

>>57722870
What happens if something catastrophic happens to Berkshire though, like insider sabotage.

[Anonymous No.57722900]

My Roth portfolio
>NVDA

[Anonymous No.57722902]

>>57722870
thats a good idea

[Anonymous No.57722905]

>>57722897
I wouldn’t worry about it. I doubt any single person has the authority to blatantly sabotage that many businesses

[Anonymous No.57722913]

Roth portfolio
>GME
>LUNR
>NVDA

[Anonymous No.57722924]

>>57722905
Yeah, you've got a point there.

[sage No.57722926]

How is Buffet / Berkshire allowed to hide holdings? SEC, do your fucking job for once.
>“the goal is to prevent copycat buyers from also digging into a stock Berkshire is accumulating because the additional demand would raise its price, forcing Buffett & Co. to either spend more or cut back on their planned purchases”.
Then buy more at once before the reporting window closes. The market is a joke, you can't have supply and demand only when it's in your favor.

>>57722868
The fuck, my man has his own CNBC subdomain?

[Anonymous No.57722938]

Who are the good guys?
The Mumus or the Bobos?

[sage No.57722947]

>>57722452
As a consoomer, I do business with
>Domino's
>Unity
>Zoom
>Lowe's
>Beyond meat
>AMC
>Paramount
>Duolingo
>Best Buy
>Dell
>ABInBev
>Hewlett Packard
>Six Flags

[Anonymous No.57722948]

>>57722938
Everyone benefits from stonks going up except a small group of greedy kikes who are trying to make a quick buck shorting them. So you tell me.

[Anonymous No.57722967]

>>57722948
>Everyone benefits from stonks going up
Yeah, true if you put aside the fact that the 1% own 80% of the stonks.

[Anonymous No.57722991]

>>57722926
well since buffet runs berkshire they want to protect his investors.

[Anonymous No.57722992]

Real talk, I've got 730 shares of GME in Computershare because I fell for plebbit mental illness. I'm down 50% on that investment, so I'm just about ready to sell of a significant portion of that stack and finally be done with this bullshit. Earnings is in a few weeks and is expected to be positive, should I hold until then, eat the loss right now, or hold until some miraculous clown world chicanery occurs?

[Anonymous No.57723006]

>>57722992
If you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it.

[Anonymous No.57723017]

>>57722992
Sell options on it. 7 contracts a week until you break even. Monday’s are probably gonna be your best day to sell.

[Anonymous No.57723025]

>>57722992
lol

[Anonymous No.57723029]

Which SOXL calls are people selling?

[Anonymous No.57723033]

>>57722992
>I've got 730 shares of GME in Computershare because I fell for plebbit mental illness. I'm down 50% on that investment
Get help. My deepest condolences.

[sage No.57723034]

>>57722991
Buffet should ask for an exception on reporting every single holding as it always creates copycats. Why would the SEC allow this? It's ridiculous.

[sage No.57723043]

>>57722992
>730 shares of GME in Computershare
Pure book shares will set you up for life. Set and forget you hold them and your great grandchildren can live off the dividends.

[Anonymous No.57723049]

>>57722992
gme has been operating at a loss for awhile. look up tax loss harvesting so if you plan on selling one of your profitable investments you can hold onto that one and use it as a write off against the other one. at this point it is a tax loss harvest play.

[Anonymous No.57723068]

What options screener does /smg/ recommend?

[Anonymous No.57723071]

>>57722831
You ask her to hang out with you. Shrimple as.

[Anonymous No.57723079]

>>57722938
overall? mumus
right now? probably bobos

think of mumus as the sociable, extroverted drinkers at parties - they're the lifeblood and make things fun for everyone, but can sometimes go a bit overboard
bobos are the risk averse designated driver - they're often unagreeable and may sour the mood when they try and turn the music down, but without them mumus would end up hungover at best, and arrested (or dead) at worst

[Anonymous No.57723087]

>>57723034
it doesn't hurt anyone while the shares are being purchased people will still jump in after it is reported. warren no doubt has a lot of pull in the investment world i mean the guy is a legend. the berkshire annual 2023 letter just released and now the news of this new purchase i think they are just hyping him up. charlie passed away, warren is 93 years old, the legacy is coming to an end.

also warren admitted that berkshire will no longer have eye popping returns but assured the shareholders that their money is still safe.

[Anonymous No.57723098]

Tomorrow's buys:
>VOO DCA
>NVDA because I'm fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.57723101]

What if GameStop is Warren's secret stock?

[Anonymous No.57723111]

>>57723098
Real quick: How much NVDA? How many figures is your portfolio? And what race are you?

[Anonymous No.57723121]

>>57723111
I have $30k in cash that I'm drip feeding into ETFs and like $5k I'm basically gambling with. Most of that $5k is in NVDA right now.
I'm white.

[Anonymous No.57723123]

>>57723098
sounds like we have another pump for NVDA. what is the target.

[Anonymous No.57723125]

>this love is maniac maniac maniac

[Anonymous No.57723131]

>>57723121
k. Make sure you've set a stop loss.

[Anonymous No.57723136]

I went long on DELL with a x5 leverage...am i gonna make it anons?

[Anonymous No.57723135]

>>57723017
I'm not an options guy, so eating the loss for taxes is the best way to go.
>>57723025
Lmao indeed.
>>57723033
Much appreciated.
>>57723043
Nah, Ryan's gotta shit or get off the pot, ain't no way a divvy is coming if the business keeps floundering like it is.
>>57723049
That's the plan, fren.
>>57723101
I think the keks would kill me and send me straight to heaven. I'll keep a tiny stack as a Pascal's Wager of sorts, just to see what happens lmao.

[Anonymous No.57723137]

>>57723131
What the fuck is a stop loss
>>57723123
It's going to $1000, it's just gotta.

[sage No.57723141]

>>57723087
>it doesn't hurt anyone
Wrong. It is extremely unfair as other managed funds do not get this exception.
>warren no doubt has a lot of pull in the investment world i mean the guy is a legend
Everyone should be treated the same under the law. The SEC shows once again they are corrupt

>>57723101
>1 Berkshire’s additional investment in its “Mystery” stock (“Banks, insurance, and finance”) apparently increased on a cost basis by $2.4 billion in Q4, in addition to $1.2 billion in Q3, for a total of at least $3.6 billion
Not the type of business Warren is interested in and impossible as they would have locked the float by now even if all institutions dumped their shares.

[Anonymous No.57723148]

>>57723137
>What the fuck is a stop loss

[Anonymous No.57723157]

If schwab or jp morgan advertised in the 4chan banners, would they blow up like all these guaranteed 100x crypto projects we see?

[Anonymous No.57723158]

>>57723136
They make computers, right? SMCI and CLS do too and they're soaring. So DELL's gotta be a lock.

[Anonymous No.57723164]

>>57723141
GME *is* a bank.

[Anonymous No.57723165]

>>57723136
My work got me a shitbox Dell laptop. It's ok.

[sage No.57723174]

>>57723164
Teddy holdings LLC is registered as a bank. Would make sense that the SEC would force Berkshire to hide this holding on their filings.

[Anonymous No.57723180]

>>57722992
sell on the run up to earnings day. then dump and move on. good for you recognizing it was mental illness.

[Anonymous No.57723190]

So I'm going all in TQQQ? $100-$130k

[Anonymous No.57723208]

>>57723164
>GME *is* a bank.
kek

[Anonymous No.57723224]

>>57723137
>What the fuck is a stop loss
It's a sucker signal for the men in tiny hats that pay for order flow to determine the optimal price point to manipulate an equity to steal your money.

[Anonymous No.57723227]

>>57723190
buy berkshire b's

[Anonymous No.57723228]

MY
ROTH
PORTFOOLIO
>imagine having the time horizon to justify one
BUNCHA
FAGGOT
LITTLE
FAGGOTY
ASS
KIDS
I
D
SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

[Anonymous No.57723233]

>>57723131
half the time etrade's stop losses don't work correctly. I hate etrade, what do smart investors use where stop loss is more reliable?

[Anonymous No.57723241]

>>57723227
I DIDID FRIDAY
ALREADY BALLIN

[Anonymous No.57723247]

>>57723233
I use fidelity because I’m not a faggot

[Anonymous No.57723249]

>>57723233
I ditched them when I called one weekend after my account locked trying to add all of my banks and some fuckin STREET SHITTIN POO BITCH answered and told me I was going to have to do a conference call with all of my banks to get UNLOOKED so I said
CANCEL
ALL
ORDERS
and moved to SCHW where I get white fuckin AMERICANS on the phone within a few minutes tops who immediately announce what UNITED STATES city they are in.

[Anonymous No.57723253]

>>57723137
>stop loss
stop loss is where liquidity is sleeping.

[Anonymous No.57723262]

>>57723180
>good for you recognizing it was mental illness.
Thanks fren, it's amazing, it really is. I gotta do the work and figure out how I allowed myself to lose discipline and be carried away by delusions of fantasy. These people really do believe the stonk is gonna heckin squiggly sqwooze any minute now. I believed it, I told others I believed it, now I gotta bear it, no pun intended. What a disappointment, oh well, I'll live and learn, same as it ever was.

But like I said before, I'll sell the majority of my stack and keep a small amount as a reminder against stupidity and a Pascal's Wager, just in case the impossible happens if only because
>Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
But I'll pay it no mind. Whatever's gonna happen gonna happen. A lesson learned is a lesson earned.

[Anonymous No.57723364]

>>57723233
The answer is IBKR.

If you don't believe me, look at their stock.

[Anonymous No.57723371]

So what happens with those emerging market etfs if a country gets reclassified as developed? Does it just fuck up your asset allocation?

[Anonymous No.57723390]

>>57723371
Same as when a company shrinks or grows enough to be dropped from or added into the S&P 500: funds gradually sell what they need to sell or buy what they need to buy.

Hell, some countries get got entirely. I think PAK just got delisted.

[Anonymous No.57723420]

>>57723371
it deletes all your shares and youre SOL

[Anonymous No.57723422]

>>57723371
They just play this one time on their national TV and then everything just carries on as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-OnRQ4P0VY

[Anonymous No.57723431]

>>57723262
my biggest financial mistake only cost me $8,000 but it taught me a lot about how to handle my money. Consumerism is a satanic pit of misery.

[Anonymous No.57723445]

>>57723262
money makes you do dumb things. i lost a lot too before. just take it as a lesson and keep at it. YGMI.

[Anonymous No.57723460]

China opens right away.

[Anonymous No.57723466]

>UVXY up

[Anonymous No.57723480]

>>57723371
They fire sale your assets. Fortunately, it's rare.
Like what happened with emerging market funds and Russia; where the government forced you to sell Russian equities at the bottom to sanctions-ignoring kikes.

[Anonymous No.57723527]

>>57723466
>*was

[Anonymous No.57723537]

>>57723480
>Fortunately, it's rare.
Not so fortunate for retards investing in emerging markets though if they never finish emerging though KEK

[Anonymous No.57723543]

>>57722581
I own one NVDA and one 4090. Not selling the former until it surpasses what I paid for the latter.

[Anonymous No.57723550]

Mara chads are you ready for Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.57723555]

I’ve eaten like 3 gummies and nothing. Edibles don’t work. I can get baked off half a joint but edibles are a scam and I think I’m going to pure strike the next faggot who tells me they work.
Thank you for attending my TED talk

[Anonymous No.57723589]

>>57722700
DO NOT.

[Anonymous No.57723602]

>>57723550
how high we going?

[Anonymous No.57723622]

>>57723550
solid 6/10 only because of the big tits

[Anonymous No.57723640]

>>57723602
Finally breaking $30 resistance friend

[Anonymous No.57723662]

>>57722733
Market efficiency might have less impact in the area of smaller market capitalization companies.

[Anonymous No.57723667]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57723709]

>>57723431
>Consumerism is a satanic pit of misery.
And an AMEN to that. Almost makes me think the distractions and noise are all by design to lead us astray.
>>57723445
Thanks fren, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.57723714]

>>57723667
Wtf is that real?!

[Anonymous No.57723717]

>>57722643
did he die? i hope not.

[Anonymous No.57723718]

Any ausfags here? Do you use commsec or something else?

[Anonymous No.57723726]

>>57723714
>futures
100%

[Anonymous No.57723735]

>>57722780
>he watched all his money turn to nothing but kept at it and did well.
Good point. In addition to handling a crushing failure and bouncing back, Graham was also intellectually honest enough to acknowledge when his deep-value strategy stopped working. That might have been in the 1970's.

[Anonymous No.57723758]

>futures muted

[Anonymous No.57723766]

>>57722530
Post Data that proves there will not be a soft landing.

[Anonymous No.57723794]

>>57722947
>I do business with
>Beyond meat
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.57723795]

>>57723726
Bro, that's insane. A real Kung Fu Panda lmao.

[Anonymous No.57723803]

>>57723136
>with a x5 leverage
How do you do that?

[Anonymous No.57723810]

>>57722530
to be fair most people know jack shit about economics and/or don't have the time to look at actual statistics or revised economic data.
>>57722536
something something great taking.

[Big AIRDROP No.57723825]

>>57722363

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1761894652234416559

[Anonymous No.57723830]

>tfw futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9I7QJDHLA

[Anonymous No.57723833]

>>57723795
No not a panda
Pandas are retarded

[Anonymous No.57723841]

So the people who say the economy is imploding just don't go outside, right? It's just clearly not true if you go out into the world

[Anonymous No.57723844]

Futures

[Anonymous No.57723860]

>>57722567
This

>>57722536
Make the connection between this chart and
Le'incoming depression

[Anonymous No.57723862]

>>57723833
hate when this happens

[Anonymous No.57723877]

Fuck it, NEW PLAN.
I've just
CANCELED
ALL
ORDERS
for SHIT that ain't got a SCHWAB A RATING and will be selling almost everything I've got that is SUB SCHWAB A with a handful of exceptions (like XOM). This seems like a much smarter WAY than listening to what NIGGERS say to buy.
This is of course completely aside from the primary focus of NATGAS AND OIL futures price BASED ETFs.

[Anonymous No.57723889]

>>57723877
Do FNKO for me real fast

[Anonymous No.57723897]

>>57723247
>Rainforest cafe
>Not a faggot

[Anonymous No.57723908]

>>57723889

[Anonymous No.57723910]

>>57723833
I love these animal videos

[Anonymous No.57723917]

>>57723889
>>57723908

[Anonymous No.57723936]

>>57723917
>>57723908
Grim

[Anonymous No.57723948]

>>57723908
Point of order: They've given Nvidia and SMCI D ratings all through their records runs. Schwab is notoriously stodgy with their ratings system, which is why I trust them... even though I don't always take their advice.

[Anonymous No.57723955]

Tell buffet to run ENLV up so I can cash out

[Anonymous No.57723959]

>>57722403
some people have no faith in America

[Anonymous No.57723990]

>>57723948
Yep, I am making very few exception so not always taking their advice. INTC (picrel) for example. I am keeping it and will be adding to it on good bargain days until I wake up someday where a news release has MOONED it. My son's ALL went to ATH while they had a C rating too. They aren't oracles, but it gives good sound notions of a lot of the fundamental pictures on them for your consideration.

[Anonymous No.57723996]

>>57723803
If you roll a start as a Europoor, you get a shitload of debuffs. But you unlock crazy 5x, 10x, 50x leverage CFDs.

[Anonymous No.57723999]

>>57722363

https://goo.su/9z5gnCL

[Anonymous No.57724000]

>>57723936
Maybe they figure there's going to be a lot of fags having to pay back their college debt now so less tardollars.

[Anonymous No.57724012]

>>57723990
ya but them things are constantly changing. one day it is A the next it is C they have AFL as a C which to me looking at everything that is straight up A stock.

[Anonymous No.57724017]

Yep Berkshire for me
>insurance
>railroads
>oil exposure
>huge cash pile for future value plays
No dividend so perfect for a taxable account

[Anonymous No.57724023]

>>57722452
>Plug Friday
I'm going to make a little Friday gamble play on Plug. Not sure which direction I'll play yet. But I guess someone sold 10 million shares at 2.92 after hours this past Friday. Also went to my old bar hangout where I knew a guy with 88,000 shares of plug at $1 per. He road the wave all the way up, bragged a out being a millionaire on social media and proceeded to ride the wave back down without selling. The brokerage firm offered him $9 per at one point but he didn't take it. Nobody has seen him in a while. They think he roped

[Anonymous No.57724034]

>>57724017
Ahh, so you hold BRK.B in a taxable account and VOO in a Roth...very nice.

[Anonymous No.57724039]

>>57724012
>AFL
CB and PGR also seem solid.

[Anonymous No.57724042]

>>57724017
dis nigga investing like it's 1905 lmaooo

[Anonymous No.57724046]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57724053]

>>57723249
How do I short these niggers

[Anonymous No.57724054]

>>57722363
Guys, check out the airdrop
https://goo.su/9z5gnCL

[Anonymous No.57724059]

>>57723877
Hey, why is NAT GAS up so much? Was this some kind of roll while it was in coontango?

[Anonymous No.57724065]

>>57724053
>E-Trade Financial Corporation (stylized as E*TRADE), a subsidiary of Morgan Stanley
So $MS, but lord knows how big a part of their company/stock it is.

[Anonymous No.57724067]

>>57724012
That does look like a kick ass STOOK but maybe their quants figure it's already had a lot of run and there's some reason that it's only going to market perform (C) from here for a while until maybe a pullback and fundamental re-boost, assuming things don't go any more negative for any reason. I know ALL for example got deep fucked over winter storm damage payouts early last year.

[Anonymous No.57724073]

>>57724046
Have you seen footage of two bears fighting? It looks like they're Greco-Roman wrestling, it's fucking unreal how fast they move.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OloflbzNeMs&pp=ygUPYmVhcnMgd3Jlc3RsaW5n

[Anonymous No.57724075]

>>57722581
85 shares

[Anonymous No.57724085]

>>57724059
No idea, I haven't even looked into it yet, but solded by BOIL on the HOOD 24 hr market right after 8pm. I've been more focused on getting my equities buy queue for tomorrow figured out plus having to keep check on a fire out back.

[Anonymous No.57724092]

>>57722581
8 shares.

[Anonymous No.57724095]

>>57723726
this nigga think he's jack black lmao

[Anonymous No.57724096]

I love the "But oh, it is different this time!" sentiments kek.
Hey, I am a software engineer and I KNOW this is hype. The AI hype thing is definitely a fat fucking lie and all these ignorant investors (who don't have a CLUE what they are talking about) are going to find out soon enough.
Companies are buying up chips that they really don't have a solid plan as to what to do with them. Ok, so they are TALKING about them on every earnings call but what percentage of companies are really using them in a way to out-compete their peers? (Hint: It is a very LOW %, both in North America and Europe).
It is hard to implement something that doesn't exist, after all!
They are conflating AI with ML - AND they are pretending it is AGI, which is NO WHERE NEAR existing at this point. Mostly they are using Chatbots which are incredibly stupid and that fail at many tasks - not to mention its constant propensity to hallucinate. I know programmers are all over the internet telling the world (and each other) how the AI tools are failing to help them - and yes I am including GPT4. In fact, it lies and screws up basic code, it doubles down when you show it that it is WRONG and it also makes stuff up on a regular basis.
However, It can actually summarize meeting notes, do tedious QA/QC test scripts and pretend to be a CR rep (badly - lots of mistakes there, too)

Pitiful. Just wait until this bubble pops (explodes).

[Anonymous No.57724099]

>>57724092
major bag holder alert

[Anonymous No.57724107]

>>57724059
No news shows up in the thinkorswim feed or a Bing search yet. I don't have TWATTER but they probably "know".

[Anonymous No.57724109]

>>57724099
I bought at 770

[Anonymous No.57724114]

>>57724073
kino thanks for posting

[Anonymous No.57724118]

>>57724096
they said the same thing about civilian telecom

[Anonymous No.57724140]

>>57724073
I swear I saw a clip of a bear Judo throwing another one. Stock bears are dumb but nature bears are something to behold.

[Anonymous No.57724158]

the economy can shrink slightly without a noticeable recession, it's pretty clear people are pushing the soft landing case for political reasons

[Anonymous No.57724161]

We're all dead.

[Anonymous No.57724170]

>>57724158
>the economy can shrink
OK
> without a noticeable recession
recession : a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.

What do you mean? a fall in GDP in one quarter.

[Anonymous No.57724175]

XOM, GDX

[Anonymous No.57724185]

>>57724170
did you know that the word before a noun can modify that noun, ESL nigger?

[Anonymous No.57724186]

>>57722363
Guys, check out the airdrop

https://goo.su/9z5gnCL

[Anonymous No.57724199]

>>57722567
>>57723860
>>57723810
Look at the dates >>57722536

[Anonymous No.57724206]

>>57724170
https://youtu.be/cRjNMOUtvyE?feature=shared
>UNSUSTAINABLE PATH
>AMERICAN DEBT ISN'T VALUABLE INTERNATIONALLY
>FSOC ANNUAL REPORT SAYS BANKS ARE HEALTHY YET BASEL 3 END GAME IS NEAR AND NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT

[Anonymous No.57724205]

>>57724175
dollar index is trapped in small range and do you think it will move? or just inflation comes back.

[Anonymous No.57724213]

>>57724206
priced in. at least I don't worry too much .

[Anonymous No.57724215]

>>57724073
it's crazy how the bite and jerk doesn't rip the hide off
>>57724205
Idk man, oil seems like a good play

[Anonymous No.57724218]

>>57724073

[Anonymous No.57724224]

>>57722452
ZM calls on monday, selling them tuesday, buying MARA calls on wednesday. R8 my plan.

[Anonymous No.57724228]

>>57724213
YOU DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE FIVE MINUTES TO LISTEN TO WHAT THEY ARE SAYING!
>YELLEN SAID QE MAY OR MAY NOT BE USED WITHIN THE NEXT 2 YEARS

[Anonymous No.57724237]

BCRX that the Anon here needs to poomp is up, just sold my ONE SHARE on the HOOD 24 hr market at SIX DOLLA that I boughted at 5.82. It had a SCHWAB B RATING so I needed to get rid of it ASAP.

[Anonymous No.57724241]

>>57724161
>housing rices dropped by more than 2%
was this a joke

[Anonymous No.57724259]

give me a single reason not to go all in on WBD stock in the morning. this is how i make it.

[Anonymous No.57724268]

loli

[Anonymous No.57724284]

>>57724259
WBD debt 77B asset 123B. is it too high?

[Anonymous No.57724289]

>>57724259
Here's 2
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57724297]

>>57724237
>BCRX that the Anon here needs to poomp is up
please be true and please stay up until i can get out at 9:30am

[Anonymous No.57724304]

>>57724297

[Anonymous No.57724310]

>>57724289
these ratings are some bs anon im telling you. my holdings go from b to c back to a for no apparent reason. peoples jobs to do DCF and all these other calculations with different numbers that affect the outcome greatly.

if you are buying and holding most of these are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.57724315]

>>57724289
What does LUNR and LAAC say?

[Anonymous No.57724322]

>>57724304
AWOOGA
but earnings aren't even out so how?

[Anonymous No.57724327]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57724329]

>>57724310
I'm not expecting perfection, just being better than what a bunch of NIGGERS including myself thinks.

[Anonymous No.57724333]

>>57724315
i think they only have the analysists do these ratings on S&P 500 stocks. a lot of stocks don't have the ratings on schwab.

[Anonymous No.57724338]

>>57724315
It says those are NIGGER STOOKS.

[Anonymous No.57724341]

>>57724096
Remember when AI wasn't even a public thing until winter 2022? You luddites are going to get your tiny weenies flicked by this shit

[Anonymous No.57724344]

>>57724333
>S&P 500 stocks
Nope, not limited to that, but yes, not all get covered. Shit, there's some in the S&P with no ratings.

[Anonymous No.57724349]

>>57724329
the ratings are mainly y/y ratios if it slightly down the ratings get dropped. i don't know exactly how schwab does the analysis but i hardly pay attention to them.

it is nice for schwab investors to have the research tools but just because a team of finance students got out of school and plug numbers into a software that spits out a rating for them doesn't mean it should be the entire premise of your investing. a lot of companies that are undervalued are going to have bad ratings the key is to buy low sell high the trick is finding where the market is wrong about it being low.

[Anonymous No.57724353]

>>57724338
Fuck Schwab then.

[Anonymous No.57724386]

>Asian futures

[Anonymous No.57724387]

>>57724349
>entire premise of your investing
Son, I trade NATGAS AND OIL futures price BASED ETFs and this is just side fun shit while I wait patiently on yuge NATGAS AND OIL buy in points. They have shit that explains their methodology, and they publish reports that track their performance over time.
>>57724353
picrel

[Anonymous No.57724389]

>futuras

[Anonymous No.57724399]

>>57724387
how'd you learn how to do it?

[Anonymous No.57724406]

Barely red futures this early on Sunday night = blood green open.
Plus the only market that matters, crypto, has been pumping all weekend. If I could trade futures I would be going long rn.

[Anonymous No.57724425]

>>57724406
red sky at night...

[Anonymous No.57724431]

>>57722452
Fubo is a strange one. They've beat earnings for the last three quarters and with strong possibility of doing it again this week.
Issue is they and many other streaming services have filed anti trust lawsuit against Disney, which can be interpreted as a show of weakness.

[Anonymous No.57724440]

question for LUNR fans. Why do they put this thing on their home page? Is it supposed to give the impression the know what they are doing?

[Anonymous No.57724455]

>>57724431
looking at fubo atm. i know the nfl as on some bs and had a fubo game so my grandpa signed up and we had to cancel his membership.

[Anonymous No.57724468]

>>57722676
Just buy several kilos of gold and sit on it like a dragon, its great for your back too

[Anonymous No.57724485]

>>57724431
>>57724455
What's the blackest stock: UONE or FUBO? NKE? WING?

[Anonymous No.57724489]

>>57724485
Nevermind, I was thinking of FUBU. No clue what FUBO is.

[Anonymous No.57724491]

>>57724485
LOCO and M

[Anonymous No.57724498]

>>57724455
NFL was furious with the Disney merger. Apparently they weren't entirely aware?
The rabbit hole goes pretty fucking deep, apparently Disney tried doing this about a year ago, courts stopped them for anti trust laws, only now they're essentially doing it again.

Fubo isn't the only one suing them either, with youtube being a part of the lawsuit, though Fubo holds the biggest risk should it go through.

[Anonymous No.57724505]

>futures
wow did I almost perfectly time the exact top?

[Anonymous No.57724506]

>>57724489
bogus version of netflix that has live sports events

[Anonymous No.57724510]

>>57724399
The NATGAS AND OIL I'm assuming? Most importantly I started watching their price movements all day every day over time. I did a lot of reading about the fundamentals of NATGAS AND OIL in general, and started following daily news on them. I did some looking into how the ETFs themselves technically function as far as contract rolls, volatility decay, shit like that, and watching very closely how the prices of them related to the prices of NATGAS AND OIL futures themselves, especially around those contract roll times. And I guess second in order of importance, I traded them during all of this shit so I could directly experience how it all functioned. There was at least one Anon here who dropped some nuggets that pointed me towards areas I needed to look for learning, and I did some time on TWATTER watching what all those traders were saying during various events.

[Anonymous No.57724512]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57724513]

>>57724505
you'll be in for a shock tomorrow morning chud

[Anonymous No.57724530]

>>57724440
str8 sex appeal

[Anonymous No.57724533]

>>57724513
I've never been shocked in my life
Not even once

[Anonymous No.57724537]

Glad I sold my BOIL as soon as the HOOD 24 hr markets opened at 8pm.

[Anonymous No.57724546]

>>57724440
WOULD
O
USD>SOXL
L
D

[Anonymous No.57724566]

Convince me not to start a JinkoSolar position
>P/E is 2.28
>5.67% Dividend
>Has had over 20% revenue growth for 7 out of the past 10 years
>Globehomos strongly pushing renewable energy for the foreseeable future
>China has limited sources of energy regardless.
>EV boom
I need a bear's input here

[Anonymous No.57724569]

>>57724199
Insider here. Dad works at Nintendo
2more weeks
Nothing ever happens

>>57724073
The chance to mate is a helluva drug

[Anonymous No.57724587]

>>57724569
>t. CISA desk jockey with a vibrator up his ass

[Anonymous No.57724602]

>>57724566
JinkoSolar more like PinkoSolar aaaaaay

[Anonymous No.57724605]

>>57724425
sailors delight

[Anonymous No.57724618]

>>57724440
Um, sweaty, no one cares if the woman conforms to your hegemonic beauty standards, you incel

[Anonymous No.57724626]

>>57724605
um ok, we're traders tho

[Anonymous No.57724636]

LUNR's docs:

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1760811461943722132

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1844452/000121390022056381/ea165812ex99-2_inflection.htm

https://investors.intuitivemachines.com/static-files/81c64abb-6610-43e9-94bd-425cd99e9b03

Couldn't find any red flags that they are out to scam. Can you all please have a look and see if there's something I missed?

[Anonymous No.57724637]

>>57724626
>MFW I recognize that goyslop mobile

[scoops No.57724644]

>>57724096
remember the self-driving car hype?
nah?
ask me how many sentences it took me to figure out that you’re a new grad.

[Anonymous No.57724643]

>>57724406
i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.57724657]

>>57724566
The bear case for Chinkosolar is that it's a Chinese company. Demographic collapse is already happening. The cost of Chinese labor continues to rise, adversely affecting the Chinese export market (quick search online shows that more than half of their revenue comes from outside of China). Potentially cooked books. General negative investor outlook for Chinese stocks for a while. Possibility of an attempt at invading Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.57724663]

Nintendo daddy said "never mind about tomorrow.
Got to wait another 2 weeks"

[Anonymous No.57724667]

>>57724618
>sweaty
nice Freudian slip you sweaty slam pig kek

[Anonymous No.57724673]

>>57724667
>Freudian slip
RETURN AND REMAIN
NEWNIGGER

[Anonymous No.57724674]

>>57724636
They will literally make me rich.

[Anonymous No.57724684]

So is it really *JUST* me buying TMF/TLT? What about YINN/FXI? Is China dead?
>>57724667
REEE!!!!!!!!! SWEATY NEEDS TO GET OUT!!! REEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57724716]

>>57724637

[Anonymous No.57724731]

future looks deflationary. and 2y auctions tmr. I guess Biden win again.

[Anonymous No.57724740]

>>57724731
>I guess Biden win again.
Don't care still ridin' with Biden
#dark Brandon
#bidenomics works
#chuds btfo

[Anonymous No.57724747]

>>57724716
I love women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.57724751]

Bros what's happening with futures? Shit looks dire.

[Anonymous No.57724755]

>futures
HOW COULD IT END THIS WAY
DON'T LEAVE ME
LOVE ME
JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER

https://youtu.be/NXiXlxHqWK4

[Anonymous No.57724763]

>>57724747

[Anonymous No.57724761]

>>57724073
Why do wild animals always do that weird shit of looking around everywhere else but their opponent? I've noticed that a bunch of predators and herbivores always do that awkward pause during fighting for mates or territory...

[Anonymous No.57724764]

>>57724674
I only have 200 shares, do I buy calls?

[Anonymous No.57724765]

>he thought the STOOKS would keep going up

[Anonymous No.57724773]

>>57724764
>being bullish on a company that builds an obviously top heavy LANDER that falls over when it LANDS

[Anonymous No.57724774]

>>57724751
>>57724755
>-0.20%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57724775]

>>57724765
>JPow cuts rates
>SPY goes to $700
Lmao are you really going to WILLINGLY miss the ride?
Really??

[Anonymous No.57724782]

>>57724774
Watch it be -20% everywhere by the end of the week kek

[Anonymous No.57724784]

Reminder that rates WILL be cut and you WILL be forced to dilate.

[Anonymous No.57724785]

>>57724782
oh shit i'm leveraged

[Anonymous No.57724791]

>6 years later BIG anon still shilling his bags
>>57715788

[Anonymous No.57724793]

>>57724764
I'm selling puts, if it goes low I'm buying more.

[Anonymous No.57724797]

>>57724775
I just bought over 50 STOOKS Friday and have 14 more queued to buy. Jews are going to be rotating into my holdings when they abandon the TECH TROON SHIT.

[Anonymous No.57724808]

>>57724657
There's also the name. Imagine seeing "JinkoSolar" in your portfolio. Every time you check it.

[Anonymous No.57724809]

baking

[Anonymous No.57724816]

snaking

[Anonymous No.57724822]

jerking

[Anonymous No.57724826]

>>57724773
>top heavy LANDER that falls over when it LANDS
at least there advertising on their home page is honest. Although if their lander had waddled before falling over would have been even better.

[Anonymous No.57724830]

Shooting

[Anonymous No.57724831]

>>57724826
>fat
>no tits
disGUSTING

[Anonymous No.57724832]

>>57724822

[Anonymous No.57724853]

>>57724806
>>57724806
>>57724806
faggot OP didn't link

>>57724806
>>57724806
>>57724806
faggot OP didn't link

[Anonymous No.57724868]

>>57724831
Do you think she (and other female LUNR employees) are the reason the lander fell over?

[Anonymous No.57725048]

>>57724505
the facial expression on grandpa is amazing. pure joy & wonder.
also baldie is hilarious since his neurons activate on a delay lol

[Anonymous No.57725243]

>>57724566
>Ticker JKS
I'm thinkin' that's an all in