/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57704842]

Friday Night Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57704851]

first for female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57704861]

second for little girls

[Anonymous No.57704868]

P/E ratio for stocks now at another high outside the Lehman and Corona crashes

https://www.multpl.com/s-p-500-pe-ratio

[Anonymous No.57704874]

Finally, a good fucking thread

>he doesn't own NVDA
>he doesn't own MSFT
>he doesn't own MELI (on fire sale right now)
>he doesn't own LAAC
>he doesn't own AMD
>he doesn't own YPF (for a year or two)
>he doesn't own LUNR
yeah, I'm thinking you're not gonna make it, nothing personnel chud
verification not required, every time I post this there's no captcha needed, 4chan knows it's good shit

[Anonymous No.57704876]

Baking

[Anonymous No.57704882]

>>57704851
>>57704861
third for

[Anonymous No.57704898]

THIS THREAD IS THE SHIT ONE
THE OTHER ONE IS
PERFECTLY
FUCKIN
FINE

[Anonymous No.57704901]

>>57704842
I closed a bunch of positions today and went defensive. Probably a bit early to do so but rather safe than sorry. I'll be buying bonds and putting my money on high yield savings accounts. Got a nice 6 percent promo on one for 5 months. Should be nice to wait it out and hopefully buy the dip of something

[Anonymous No.57704904]

>>57704861
I see you're a market maker as well

[Anonymous No.57704907]

>>57704868
bump

[Anonymous No.57704909]

>>57704861
Based. gmi.

[Anonymous No.57704918]

>>57704904
the beauty of god's glorious creation brings me to my knees

[Anonymous No.57704919]

>>57704868
information bump

[Anonymous No.57704922]

I drank the paradisse

[Anonymous No.57704947]

>Year four of the Biden admin
>/smg/ infested with LGBTP types
Fuck it. Whatever. None of this matters.

[Anonymous No.57704948]

>>57704842
Buy jblu it's heavily shorted

[Anonymous No.57704957]

Bullish on CLS

[Anonymous No.57704960]

>>57704868
When will it pop

[Anonymous No.57704965]

>>57704948
>JBLU: $6.41
>SAVE: $6.43

The merger is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.57704968]

>>57704842
Wha wha wha what do you mean the market is closed on saturday?

[Anonymous No.57704988]

>>57704965
Hopefully. Ican is in jblu so it'll go up in value sooner or later

[Anonymous No.57704994]

>>57704901
Which high yield savings account would you recommend ?

[Anonymous No.57704999]

Which SOXL calls should I sell? Do any of you sell puts?

[Anonymous No.57705019]

anyone else get heemed playing 0 dtes today?

[Anonymous No.57705020]

>>57704999
sell 30p and 70c 30-60dte, prolly buy 100 shares at spot too.

[Anonymous No.57705032]

little bit of fish fried

[Anonymous No.57705045]

>>57704994
I'm with simplii right now (Canada). I think Tangerine also has some interesting stuff at the moment but I already used their promotions all of last year

[Anonymous No.57705044]

way2based
https://rumble.com/v4f9znc-meeting-brother-nathanael.html

[Anonymous No.57705047]

just finished my legend of zelda oracle of ages playthrough. why is the final bad guy that exists outside of time itself depicted as picrel?

[Anonymous No.57705055]

[Anonymous No.57705056]

>>57705019
I got heemed on a 509c, but I knew I was just gambling stupid. In for 600 out for 200, playing with 3500 of NVDA gains. In the non-faggot /smg/, some anon went all in on SPY puts for Monday at 506p, something like 50 contracts.

We'll see.

[Anonymous No.57705076]

>>57705056
I trailed that guy with one. Then i thought he was retarded and bought a bunch of 510c

[Anonymous No.57705078]

>>57705019
I got my daily heeming quota out of the way with uranium.

Thankfully I'd already sold all my AAOI.

[Anonymous No.57705092]

>>57705078
You close out your HALO calls boss?

[Anonymous No.57705120]

Is it bullish or bearish if the CEO of LUNR is a vampire?

[Anonymous No.57705124]

>>57705092
Might roll 'em out Monday, but I'm in HALO for the long term.

Plus, no way I want to get rid of one the few green things in my portfolio today.

[Anonymous No.57705129]

>>57704901
>>57704842
Some days I am hit with horrible depression knowing that as a younger man I thought "I can smash dumb sluts tomorrow" only to have boomers utterly annihilate the USA . There is no tomorrow, there is only hell. Hell, and ugly obese chicks in their 30s who think they deserve chad.

[Anonymous No.57705132]

in 20',LUNR is gonna break 12$ wall once again
next stop: literal moon

[Anonymous No.57705138]

Chief Bussy

[Anonymous No.57705143]

Has anyone figured out what she/he/it is ?

[Anonymous No.57705152]

>>57705120
Theranos was about minimizing blood taking, turned out to be a scam. Therefore the opposite applies and vampire CEOs would be bullish.

[Anonymous No.57705156]

You've heard of Salt Bae, now get ready for...

[Anonymous No.57705160]

>>57704842
NVDA 0.36% what happened? Why is music slowing?

[Anonymous No.57705163]

>Mercedes-Benz is backing off its plan to only sell electric vehicles after 2030, per the Verge

what a fucking scam (((green))) energy is kek

[Anonymous No.57705168]

>>57705045
Cool, I'm only asking because im looking to rebuild my portfolio after going full retard the last two years with my stock picks, and now I'm bagholding. I've sold a big chunk of my bags to buy some NVDA, but now I'm looking to just set and forget whatever I buy. Maybe VOO and other dividend stocks will be good for me as well.

[Anonymous No.57705171]

>>57705124
Got room to run if we actually break that trend line

[Anonymous No.57705172]

So whats the catch ob Stock Lending on Robinhood? Just seems like free money to me but I'm a little rusty on my Jew-fu

[Anonymous No.57705173]

>>57705160
Nvidia just released a press release announcing that AI isn't real and it's all a big scam.

[Anonymous No.57705175]

>>57704960
I dot think they can keep it together until the election

[Anonymous No.57705186]

>>57705175
*dont

[Anonymous No.57705191]

>>57705143
An Egyptian twink tranny? As expected, he/she has a recommended portfolio chock full of dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.57705198]

>>57705160
Have you not gotten multiple random texts about it from friends and family?

[Anonymous No.57705219]

>>57705171
Yeah, they're not 1:1 but I like the setup for XBI here and if that rally keeps up it should drag HALO through.

[Anonymous No.57705227]

>>57705198
I only got text about buying 10y and 2y.

[Anonymous No.57705239]

>>57705172
It's only pennies, and technically your own shares can be sold short that way, driving down the price in a miniscule way.

[Anonymous No.57705240]

>>57705076
0dtes on SPY pay when they hit but fuck me it just seems like most of the time it crabs and theta kills you

[Anonymous No.57705246]

>>57704901
>closed everything and went defensive
>immediately went into something else.
thats not defensive, thats impulsive

[Anonymous No.57705251]

>>57705160
>the music is slowing
nvdabros im worried... if we don't get 5% per day for the next 20 years those of us with ~10 shares might not make it... is this the end?

[Anonymous No.57705252]

>>57705227
You serious? Make some friends with more dumb people I guess. It can give you a read on markets and bubbles.

[Anonymous No.57705259]

>>57705168
I also learned the hard way by wasting the last 3y. Nothing beats patience. And it's fun to do stock picking but I wouldn't buy more than a few because it's so hard to manage and follow so many companies. It's a waste of time. For everything else I would just buy a cheap index fund and never sell. Nothing beats an index fund when you factor in the compounding on unrealized gains. With stocks unless you choose really well, you'll have to sell at some point which triggers a tax event. An index fund just compounds forever all those gains, it'll always be diversified, etc, etc all the cliches become true.

I've stopped spending so much time on this and I'm more concerned with growing my earnings potential at the moment. I'll get more marginal returns from that

[Anonymous No.57705286]

>>57705246
Short term bonds and high yield savings accounts aren't impulsiveness.
Also, I didn't close everything. I closed maybe 15 percent of my positions (by dollar amount)

[Anonymous No.57705292]

>>57705252
Oil and NG both drop a lot today while dollar is calm. something is brewing.

[Anonymous No.57705300]

>>57705129
Nothing's better than a nice young tight body

[Anonymous No.57705326]

>>57705129
Same. I'm 32 now and have missed my window. The male wall approaches at 35.

[Anonymous No.57705327]

Did baggot switch to this thread. I have some questions for him. I want to know his experience with hookers and what to expect from them

[Anonymous No.57705334]

My fellow wagies with a 401k, do you use the target date fund or try managing it on your own?

I'm 80% VONE and 20% VXUS

[Anonymous No.57705340]

>>57705300
>young
that's an adult

[Anonymous No.57705348]

How do you deal with short term capital gains? Should I be setting aside 30% of every sale for taxes?

[Anonymous No.57705352]

>>57705259
>and then the index doesnt move anywhere for decades

[Anonymous No.57705369]

Man, it's pretty meta that I can trade options over UVXY, lol

[Anonymous No.57705374]

>>57705348
No because you can write off capital loss.

[Anonymous No.57705376]

>>57705348
the first question: why do you need to sell? You can hedge your position and sell them after you hold them in a year.

[Anonymous No.57705384]

>Consumer debt swelled by $212 billion in the last quarter of 2023, and Gen Zers and millennials lead the pack when it comes to debt transitioning into delinquency, per BI

ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.57705385]

>>57705348
>tfw you realize that hedging is next to impossible as long as there is taxation on capital gains

[Anonymous No.57705391]

>>57705384
>transitioning into delinquency
AI will solve this

[Anonymous No.57705396]

>>57705384
this is fine, I will personally donate 5 of my NVDA shares to cover this debt

[Anonymous No.57705400]

>>57705376
>You can hedge your position and sell them after you hold them in a year.
say that again please, in english.
genuinely interested in what you mean.

[Anonymous No.57705401]

>>57705391
>ai tells zoomers to get a damn job

[Anonymous No.57705402]

>>57705348
Here in Germany it gets automatically deducted from my bank account.
But as the other anoe said you can also write off your losses.

[Anonymous No.57705416]

>>57705334
The funds you can choose from in a 401k are all shit. Personally I can't let globohomo manage my money so I picked a mid cap and large cap fund with a low fee from the least pozzed fund available and went 60-40. Target dated funds are for cattle who don't care about investments. You pay a higher fee for the fund to buy more bonds as you get older. Thats it.

[Anonymous No.57705417]

>>57705400
you understand how to hedge something? capital gains taxes drop considerably if you hold for a year. long term vs short term.

[Anonymous No.57705419]

>>57705376
Are you going to wait until you're in your 70s to take profits?

[Anonymous No.57705425]

>>57705416
>funds you can choose from in a 401k are all shit.
Most 401k funds are fee mills for managers to make money off of.

[Anonymous No.57705432]

>>57705402
Do they put money back when you incur losses?

[Anonymous No.57705434]

>>57689902
Now we wait...

[Anonymous No.57705438]

>>57705417
Irrelevant for states that don't tax capital gains or make no distinction between short term and long term capital gains.

[Anonymous No.57705441]

>>57705374
ah yes of course, ty
>>57705376
call options

[Anonymous No.57705444]

>>57705419
it is a year. if you fear near crash. you can sell some cover calls near term while buy OTM calls to hedge against upside risk. But of course, you have to time the market right.

[Anonymous No.57705453]

>>57705432
Yes, it gets deducted automatically

[Anonymous No.57705457]

>>57705444
BTW, I am not saying you shouldn't sell. if you see better asset with higher return. it is normal to change your position.

[Anonymous No.57705458]

>>57705417
>you understand how to hedge something?
tell me what you understand it as, please.
i certainly doubt that a single "hedge" is being held longer than a full calendar year.

[Anonymous No.57705482]

>>57705348
>>57705374
>>57705376
>>57705385
Guys what the fuck. Capital gains from equities held for one year or less are generally taxed at the same rate as your ordinary income, so 10 - 37% This is an easy question to answer. Look at the current income tax brackets, that's what you'll pay.

[Anonymous No.57705487]

LUNR bros...

[Anonymous No.57705498]

>>57705487
what happen?

[Anonymous No.57705501]

>>57705482
I'm unemployed, does this mean I get money for capital gains?

[Anonymous No.57705508]

Feel free to use this shit.

[Anonymous No.57705515]

MOONMAN NO

[Anonymous No.57705521]

>>57705482
no. necessary. if you already loss money in this year, you can sell some shared to get some capital gain. if you didn't, you may delay them into next year in case you lose money next year.

>The capital loss carryover is a great resource you can use. It allows for up to $3,000 to be the maximum capital loss allowed to be taken each year, until the total capital loss has been deducted. You can use it as a tool to offset capital gains you've received

[Anonymous No.57705528]

>>57705487
That's what you get for FOMOing into a stock just because it landed one craft on the moon.

Is it a regular thing? Is this going to be scalable into a business? in the last thread some baggie was saying how it was gonna be 10,000 a share and he was gonna own an island. I couldn't help but think of all the delusional BBBaggots I encountered last year.

[Anonymous No.57705529]

>>57705498
it soft landed / landed sideways

[Anonymous No.57705530]

>>57705521
I don't lose money so I don't need to do that

[Anonymous No.57705547]

FUCK IS IT OVER IS LUNR GONNA CRASH?
>BUT WALLSTBETS
NOOOOOOOOOO
I BOUGHT 150 SHARES

[Anonymous No.57705554]

>>57705482
That's why I wrote that with any sort of taxation of capital gains hedging becomes impossible.
Imagine hedging your SPY holdings with writing ITM calls and SPY drops $50.
Not only is your SPY holding worth $50 less per share; you also pay 10-37% of taxes on however much you managed to hedge it with the CC.
Terrific innit?

[Anonymous No.57705559]

>>57705487
What's happening bro

[Anonymous No.57705581]

AAAAAAAA IT TIPPED OVER

[Anonymous No.57705607]

>>57705432
In Italy, and assume its the same in all EU it is automatically done but it’s wise to sell first the loss position to create a loss then sell the gain position to avoid capital gain. Then buy back the loss position (if you believe in bag holding)

[Anonymous No.57705625]

>>57705482
If you are in a country that isn't horrible and you aren't trading meme stocks, only 60% of gains are taxed at ordinary income rate and 40% of gains are taxed on long term cap gains rate.

[Anonymous No.57705633]

>>57705156
Having a name like this will instantly get you hired at any job you apply for

[Anonymous No.57705638]

how do i stop letting the markets determine my mood for the day?

[Anonymous No.57705639]

>$929 billion of the $4.7 trillion outstanding commercial mortgages held by lenders and investors will come due this year, per the Mortgage Bankers Association

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57705654]

>>57705639

[Anonymous No.57705662]

>>57705638
Stop trying to stop the tides of the ocean and learn to sail.

[Anonymous No.57705670]

>>57705662
What the FUCK does that mean?

[Anonymous No.57705680]

>>57705384
>>57705639

[Anonymous No.57705689]

>>57705438
>Irrelevant for states
nation states? because the federal gov makes the distinction.
>>57705458
>held longer than a full calendar year.
prob not. i didnt say it would be.

[Anonymous No.57705691]

>>57705670
Stop trying to be a genius when you aren't.

[Anonymous No.57705728]

>>57704861
bazed

[Anonymous No.57705745]

I have 3 shares of NVDA :)

[Anonymous No.57705750]

>>57705745
Me too :)

[Anonymous No.57705759]

>>57705745
cost basis is 3 :)

[Anonymous No.57705763]

>>57705759
I'm too dumb to know what a cost basis is :D

[Anonymous No.57705770]

German retards. For a small investor, does a Vz make more sense? Or egal? Danke

[Anonymous No.57705777]

>>57705745
>>57705750
Same.

[Anonymous No.57705776]

what the hell is happening to LUNR?
Capcha: OGRHN

[Anonymous No.57705782]

Time to drink.

[Anonymous No.57705783]

>>57705776
Rocked tipped over

[Anonymous No.57705787]

>>57705770
Do you mean Vorzugsaktien?

[Anonymous No.57705792]

>>57705777
We're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.57705802]

>>57705787
Exactly what I mean. Does it changes anything with taxes? Or just having a bit more dividends?

[Anonymous No.57705821]

>>57705259
>>57705259
Based and sensible-pilled, it just sucks knowing how much further ahead my portfolio could be if not for my arrogance and stubborness, but it is what it is, buy and hold is the answer going forward. Thanks for the advice, fren.

[Anonymous No.57705822]

>>57705782
Beer or liquor?

[Anonymous No.57705841]

>>57705802
yes, it means you get more dividends
taxes are the same

[Anonymous No.57705860]

>>57705841
Since I'm so small and never wanting to go to a meeting, makes more sense to get them, then? They also move like the Stammaktie?

[Anonymous No.57705861]

>>57705783
I'm not fat, i'm a hamchad. That hamchad in the video will remember this moment. It is his villain origin story.

[Anonymous No.57705870]

>>57705782
My liver/kidneys hurt when I drink. :(
I was thinking of abstaining from alcohol for a few months and maybe getting into edibles.

[Anonymous No.57705875]

Wait,
so you can run an economy just by lying to people?

[Anonymous No.57705879]

Say my name!

[Anonymous No.57705889]

>>57705861
I was talking about LUNR my big bro

[Anonymous No.57705890]

>>57705879
RIP

[Anonymous No.57705893]

>>57705875
yes. it is all about perception and expectation, while placebo really works..

[Anonymous No.57705917]

>>57705782
Man, I'm out of alcohol
I need to run to the grocery store at some point, I have all these realized gains I should spend
Problem is I've been self harming a lot lately and every time I plan to go shopping, my face is too bruised to go out in public
I'm running out of food too

[Anonymous No.57705931]

>>57705776
>LUNR
oof. tipped over and landed on side. not sure if that impacts the quality of mission desu. not like it was doing too much. but camera failed to deploy too. pretty bad. my $500 is hurting now.

[Anonymous No.57705932]

>You can't submit any more prompts. Please wait until your other ongoing creations are completed.

[Anonymous No.57705938]

>>57705889
Ok, well then take this as a preemptive threat

[Anonymous No.57705942]

LUNRbros are we gonna hold the bag for 1 more week? ER could be the next save point for us

[Anonymous No.57705951]

>>57705860
I think Stammaktien move more, but dont quote me on that

[Anonymous No.57705957]

>>57705875
People lie all the fucking time. The people that you wouldn't expect to lie actually lie the most.

[Anonymous No.57705963]

>>57705942
You should have sold last night you retard. Are you a newbie trader?

[Anonymous No.57705972]

Anyone looking for any particular top signals?

[Anonymous No.57705980]

Who writes options with zero volume?

[Anonymous No.57705995]

>>57705980
I do, buy my overpriced calls buyie

[Anonymous No.57706001]

bought a bunch of different ev charging stonks today. know one of them will 10x so i'm pretty happy

thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.57706023]

>>57705942
>>57705931
>>57705776
>>57705120
Why the fuck didn't anyone shill this stock in January?
Fuck all of you you shilled LLAP or some retarded BABA instead of a stock that is literally doing moon landings

[Anonymous No.57706029]

>>57705995
Hahaha I kind of thought that, I mean it's a bad look when you see that nobody else has taken the bait.

I'm still wrapping my head around the bid-ask spread. I understand what it is, and how the "spread" works, but I'm struggling to understand what this information is supposed to do? Green indicates more "buy" pressure, while "ask" indicates more sell pressure?

[Anonymous No.57706035]

>>57706029
>>57705995
Shit, I forgot the right fuckin image. I'm drinking Captain Silver.

[Anonymous No.57706040]

I see no real catalysts from now until the March FOMC. It seems like things are relatively high right now, even though they can probably go higher. Maybe I'm wrong, but don't we usually hypercrab during times like this? Is there an options strategy to take advantage of this? Way OTM covered calls?

[Anonymous No.57706053]

>>57705745
>>57705750
>>57705759
>>57705777
Congrats on buying the top, you absolute fucking morons. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57706059]

>>57706040
Iron condor if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous No.57706060]

>>57706053
I bought in at $450 :)

[Anonymous No.57706062]

>>57705972
NVDA is the new DOGE. I can feel the crash coming.

[Anonymous No.57706066]

>>57706060
Congrats on 2x'ing a thousand bucks.

[Anonymous No.57706070]

>>57706066
A win is a win.

[Anonymous No.57706090]

>>57705326
I’m 40, fot, and fucked dozens of hot sluts this year. You’re either ugly or stupid, glhf you faggotniggers lmao

[Anonymous No.57706098]

>>57705340
>adult woman fetish

[Anonymous No.57706112]

>>57706001
>one of them will 10x
>EV related
EVs are a dead meme

[Anonymous No.57706116]

Bobros, we're fucked

[Anonymous No.57706118]

>>57705931
My 1k is hurting as well

[Anonymous No.57706128]

[Anonymous No.57706131]

>>57706035
I suppose the proportion of green to red is the proportion of buy orders vs sell orders for the option. The 100% green would be: many people want to buy this option, but no one is selling it, so the current bid is too low. At least that's what my brainlet brain is telling me, maybe read your broker's docs to understand what it means exactly.

[Anonymous No.57706140]

>>57706116
>no signs of rate cuts
>looming recession
>tech stocks trading for 60+x earnings
He's right you know.

[Anonymous No.57706158]

I'm up 88% on AMD and 165% on META, this is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.57706163]

>>57705931
>oof. tipped over and landed on side
this is not actually true is it? got a source? I mean I said it ITT but I was memeing

[Anonymous No.57706199]

>>57706131
Thanks. Here's a more complete piece of the page, with my cursor highlighted over the bottom spread.

[Anonymous No.57706221]

I’m looking to sell covered calls, what’s a good stock for this and what kind of ROI can I expect?

[Anonymous No.57706227]

>Tyler Perry halts $800 million studio expansion after being shocked by OpenAI’a Sora, per Variety.
DIGITAL NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57706233]

>>57706199
>>57706131
So my inference is that there is more selling for out of the money options (stock trades at $40), than buying. Inversely, There is more demand to purchase the "deep" in the money option at $30 so there is more bids? So basically there is a number of "bids" at $30 strike price that they are waiting for the call writer to cross the spread on?

Brainlet I know, but I'm trying to expand my options knowledge from calls/puts line go up/down ug ug ug

[Anonymous No.57706242]

>>57706128
Didn't know duolingo was a public company

[Anonymous No.57706247]

>>57705957
>The people that you wouldn't expect to lie actually lie the most.
Do you think Jerome Powell ever lies?

[Anonymous No.57706253]

>>57706163
yeah its real.

[Anonymous No.57706261]

Another day. Queued up some torrents to download, downloaded a new hentai manga and ate breakfast before I left for work (and drank some coffee). Seen where WBD stock took a massive dump. Hey did I let that bother me? Hell no. Instead I whipped open the e-trade app and bought more. Then I went on about the day.

[Anonymous No.57706286]

>>57706253
>tipped over sideways but 'alive and well'
>fiery, but most peaceful protests

Kek LUNR pigs.

>>57706261

All this money (supposedly) and you have to torrent?

[Anonymous No.57706287]

>>57706140
Has he been right about anything since the real estate crash?

[Anonymous No.57706298]

>>57706128
Unity bros how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57706300]

>>57706261
why would you ever want any of these stocks? i just dont get divy bros. its like getting paid pennies to hold a bag of trash. its awful. imagine wageslaving all day and coming home and seeing anons here making 14% off nvidia again and you get $0.008 cents that day instead.

[Anonymous No.57706302]

>>57706287
Not really. Even in 2008 he was about a year early.

[Anonymous No.57706307]

>>57706227
Sensible move actually

[Anonymous No.57706318]

>>57706128
Quantum boutta go crazy into IONQ earnings.
just a theory, a bull theory.

[Anonymous No.57706329]

>>57706300
Because you can take your mind off the market and fuck off do something else. With a million bucks you can reasonably expect a yearly income of 50k, plus some possible upside, for literally no work. Then you can move to the Caribbean and live like John McAfee.

[Anonymous No.57706333]

>>57704842
At what time and how can I assist to BRK´s earnings?

[Anonymous No.57706340]

>>57706062
It's very possible that NVDA gets ahead of itself. Drops 20% in a day. But that might be after it hits $1000 and back we are at $800, on its bullrun.

[Anonymous No.57706347]

>>57706300
>>57706286
Kek. Its due to uh being cheap that I have money to invest/save at all. Sides streaming services can pull something you like at a whim leaving you up shat creek. Meanwhile my local server will still have everything till the day I die. But as to my stocks, well its like this, that money builds up, after a point instead of selling it I simply flip a switch and that money gets dumped into my account. I still own the shares themselves.

[Anonymous No.57706358]

>>57706128
SOUN bros... it's our turn

[Anonymous No.57706372]

>>57706347
Or uh I never flip the switch and it all just rolls up even fatter till the day I'm dead. I mean its not like I'll be in desperate need of money or anything (pension + 401k + maybe S.S if that's still a thing when the time comes?)

[Anonymous No.57706375]

yawn, buy migrant inu

[Anonymous No.57706378]

>>57706358
>SOUN
I'm glad I got out at $4, it's been crabbing all week

[Anonymous No.57706379]

>LUNR
Turns out even though its tipped over, everything is actually fine? FUD in maximum overdrive.

[Anonymous No.57706386]

>>57706128
I feel like Macy's is going to get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.57706427]

Is it the right time to invest in REAL ESTATE? It always seems to be the right time, line only goes up there is no dip

[Anonymous No.57706437]

>>57706379
Indians on the moon will go to the South Pole and put it upright. Intergallactic IT support.

[Anonymous No.57706446]

>>57706379
Yeah I'm buying calls for this shit. EOY@25 sounds good

[Anonymous No.57706466]

>>57706446
>>57706379
How do you guys even get attached to shit like this

[Anonymous No.57706478]

>>57706466
MOON
MISSION
what's so hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.57706484]

>>57706386
I just happened to have put them in my buy list about an hour ago. It's already a cheapo so I'm just getting ONE SHARE and will see how it goes from there before *maybe* building a position. I just happened to NOOTICE that it has an overall breddy decent chart, p/e, and divie so figured FOOK IT I'll see what they wind up doing. If they get beat down I'll look into what was said and if it sems like there's reasonable chance of upside from that point will add MOAR in bits over time.

[Anonymous No.57706496]

NVDA is crashing.

[Anonymous No.57706497]

>>57706329
but you have lost so much money falling for a yield trap and now because you are either bad at math or too lazy to even just do some quick napkin math, you just dont realize you are losing money. lets say you bought VZ 4 years ago for $60/share.

1000 shares @ $60 = $60000 investment

so you get .66c per share, and every fiscal quarter you make $660, or *4 you make $2640 in divvys in a year.

and now 4 years have gone by so you have made $2640 * 4 or $10,560 in divvys, sounds good

but the stock has plummeted in that time

now VZ is only worth only worth $40/share

so your 1000 shares @ $40/share now only has a market value of $40000, even if you include the $10,560 in divvys you have lost almost $10,000 of your initial investment.

you could have just bought MSFT in that same timeframe and forgot about the market and be up over 200% by now

[Anonymous No.57706515]

>>57706466
Attached? How? Just talking about it?

[Anonymous No.57706516]

>>57706497
That takes investment. He's just lazy and bragging about hi gains on the chan while he torrents anime. Lel

[Anonymous No.57706519]

>>57706496
jocko.jpg

[Anonymous No.57706527]

>>57706497
And you get taxed on those VZ divvies too.

[Anonymous No.57706535]

>>57706496
I wonder if anyone feels the FUD yet. I can't see it yet, but it's out there.

[Anonymous No.57706540]

Psst.
AMKR.

[Anonymous No.57706542]

>>57706497
yeah yeah, if you pick the winning horse you win more, no shit

[Anonymous No.57706545]

I wonder if those two people heckling me at the front didn't get the memo about all of my hecklers getting tortured to death and their families killed, or if they did and they just don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.57706554]

>>57706535
I hope it shows up soon so I can get some more USD for cheap.

[Anonymous No.57706556]

>>57706040
>I see no real catalysts from now until the March FOMC
2,3,5's auction next week. RRP leveling out, same with BTFP. Euphoria is abating. PCE coming in hot due to crappy CPI & PPI. QT runoff in full effect. Bulls exhausted, and downside premium is cheap.
I'd say that we are reap for a bit of a pullback.

[Anonymous No.57706558]

>>57706540
Thesis?

[Anonymous No.57706560]

NVDA will hit a grand, everyone will sell because there's no way it'll go past that, right?, the price will fall a bit, and then it'll fucking pump again. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.57706566]

>>57706560
This time it's different

[Anonymous No.57706572]

>>57706516
>>57706527
Kek. Uh I didn't pay $60 for VZ. Nope. Far less. As to taxes, what taxes? I don't pay tax. I'm married. So my total combined taxable income (401k contributions lowers this btw) has to hit a certain point before tax even enters the picture. Frankly the only way taxes will be any worry to me will be long long time from now.

[Anonymous No.57706581]

At the bar, belly full of ginger ale and fried fish with extra tarter sauce. What do you anons do on Friday night besides gooning in the goon cave?

[Anonymous No.57706582]

>>57706542
Just buy an index fund. VOO or VTI. Dividends are literally a meme and actually bad for you.

[Anonymous No.57706591]

>>57706582
SPY pays a quarterly dividend, idk about VOO, I'm assuming the same

[Anonymous No.57706596]

>>57706582
Look at what these funds did during the pandemic and other crashes, and then look at KO's dividend history please.

[Anonymous No.57706602]

>>57706484
they seem to be in a middle of a hostile takeover by "arkhouse"
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/barbarians-arrived-macy-gate-203524010.html

[Anonymous No.57706604]

>>57706572
>As to taxes, what taxes? I don't pay tax. I'm married. So my total combined taxable income (401k contributions lowers this btw) has to hit a certain point before tax even enters the picture.
You're a poorfag. You need to focus on increasing your family income before you think about shit like dividends.

[Anonymous No.57706605]

>>57706540
Psst...
USD

[Anonymous No.57706634]

>>57706466
just wait until they launch a legal claim to the 10 sqft block around it. american moon land rush will start. spy 800 by eoy.

[Anonymous No.57706635]

>>57706581
>fried fish
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

I'm about to watch some shows with my ex wife.

[Anonymous No.57706640]

>>57706591
Yes it does, because the portfolio companies do. But getting a small, unintentional dividend from SPY is way better than intentionally investing for dividends to get tax raped on, or worse, yield trapped on.

[Anonymous No.57706649]

>>57706581
I've been getting drunk all week. So tonight will be recovering and watching Yu Yu Hakusho.

[Anonymous No.57706658]

>>57706602
Yep, I've seen that being mentioned maybe a few weeks back, and saw an interview with I think one of the Arkhouse guys. I didn't pay any of it much attention, just shit in the background, but today I was looking at another STOOK and saw Macy's in the "JEWS that have that also have THIS" thing and figured FOOK IT.

[Anonymous No.57706660]

>>57706604
Wrong again. As they say timing is everything. Well while it's true I may not be raking in 100,000 a year I don't exactly need to be either. Nor will I have to be by the time I'm an old fucker. Unless the cost of food just goes to fuck huge prices to say a loaf of bead cost 1,000 a head for example.

[Anonymous No.57706668]

>>57706640
I don't understand why you're saying you get tax raped. You need to pay 15% or 20% usually, 15% in my case, while if I sold a stock at a profit *early* I have to pay close to 35% in my bracket, and if I hold it long enough I need to pay 15% on the profits anyway.

[Anonymous No.57706669]

>>57706560
If it hits ~1200 it becomes more valuable than Microsoft. Should NVIDIA be the most valuable company in the world?

[Anonymous No.57706687]

>>57706669
It's not gonna just gigapump forever, at some point the underlying fundamentals catch up with the hype, but in the short term I think it'll go a bit farther before reaching that point.

[Anonymous No.57706692]

>>57706668
>if I sold a stock at a profit *early* I have to pay close to 35% in my bracket, and if I hold it long enough I need to pay 15% on the profits anyway
You simply never sell. You just acooomulate forever until you die. Then your kids inherit the stock at a stepped up basis and pay zero tax. If you need liquidity you simply take a margin loan out from your broker (preferably IBKR since their rates are low).

Defer, defer, defer, then die. Never give Uncle Sam a penny more than you need to.

[Anonymous No.57706703]

I just market bought VTV FUCK

[Anonymous No.57706709]

>>57706660
Check it; house, bought during fall out of 2008 cheap. $400 a month. Never plan to sell it or move.Car; paid off, 80,000 miles (Toyota), due to driving habits ($15-20 a month gas) car will more in likely last till I'm dead (garage kept;home and at work). No student loan debt bag. (didn't go)

[Anonymous No.57706711]

>>57706692
What if I want income to live on instead of my money just going into a void forever

[Anonymous No.57706715]

Father bobo who art in fundamentals heaven. Save these lost mumu souls from their degenerate ways, shepard them to the pastures. Lord, hear my prayer, thy red candle come. I pray these gamblers find the light and believe in your salvation. Ahmen.

[Anonymous No.57706717]

>we're in an inflationary upswing bullmarket recession

[Anonymous No.57706721]

>>57706711
Margin loan.

[Anonymous No.57706724]

>>57706062
>insanely profitable company
>monopoly on the hardware powering the 6th wave industrial revolution
>it's just like muh memecoin
please just fuck off

[Anonymous No.57706731]

>>57706721
And I pay for the loan... how?

[Anonymous No.57706744]

>>57706731
You don't, or the small amount of dividends you receive from a fund like SPY/VOO/IVV helps offset. Margin loans don't really have to be paid back as long as its within risk parameters.

[Anonymous No.57706749]

>>57705487
NOK
O
K

moon internet
when do we start shit posting from Clavius?

[Anonymous No.57706765]

>>57706744
Okay but what about my rent and groceries

[Anonymous No.57706780]

>>57706765
That's what the margin loan is for. you can have a zero cash balance with your broker, and you simply request a withdrawal and it will create a cash withdrawal on margin for you.

[Anonymous No.57706791]

>>57706780
Wtf they just give you free money?

[Anonymous No.57706816]

>>57706791
Not free. IBKR currently charges about 7% interest. But that 7% interest is better than paying taxes, and your capital gets to keep growing.

[Anonymous No.57706822]

>>57704882
Fuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.57706828]

>>57706791
https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/trading/margin-rates.php

[Anonymous No.57706874]

>>57705639
That's why jpow promised rate cuts huh?

[Anonymous No.57706885]

>>57705782
Cheers, anon! Currently at the bar on beer #3. Drink one for me!

[Anonymous No.57706894]

>>57706874
>yfw the Fed front runs a commercial real estate crisis by cutting rates and running the printer under the guise of the economy being strong and resilient

[Anonymous No.57706899]

>>57706221
MPW, going to fluctuate between 3 and 4 strike for the foreseeable future. 4.5 should be safe, 4 if you want to sell cash secured 3-3.5 puts

[Anonymous No.57706903]

>>57705326
>The male wall approaches at 35.
In my experience, 35 +/- two to three years is the time when wear and tear becomes noticeable.
It's a huge reality check since it's most males first glimps and reminder of mortality.
All my friends and acquaintances I talked about this phenomenon with, who are either around this age or older, agreed.
This is the only comfort you'll get lol.
Most all of the things you read that have anons state the contrary like
>i'm 55 and don't feel any different to my early 30s
>you shouldn't be able to notice ageing until you reach your 50s
is either "i'm not as good as i once was" boomer cope or twenty-something hands wrote it.

Oh, I'll turn 39 in two months and a few days. I know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.57706904]

Surely this is the top right? S&P is hardly going to go to 5300/5400

[Anonymous No.57706916]

>>57706894
cutting rates while the economy is strong and resilient would be super inflationary
It is unironically a problem people still have jobs and are spending money

[Anonymous No.57706924]

>>57706001
Crackheads are just going to steal the copper wiring from them lol

[Anonymous No.57706934]

>>57706904
idk but I bought a small $100 SQQQ position just in case

[Anonymous No.57706942]

>>57706899
Do not buy MPW. It is going to zero and is simply a management enrichment scheme. There were reports last week that its largest tenant, Steward Healthcare, is preparing to file bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.57706968]

LOOKY HERE
UVXY H8TER
>>57706958

[Anonymous No.57706981]

>>57706333
https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/BRK.B says they're Monday morning

Results themselves should get posted to their Investor Relations page here: https://berkshirehathaway.com/news/2024news.html

[Anonymous No.57706991]

>>57706427
It's foolproof because you either buy a rising neighborhood and line go up or you buy a declining neighborhood, fill it with illegals, and line go up.

[Anonymous No.57707000]

>>57706540
I got your semiconductor package *right here*

[Anonymous No.57707001]

>>57706981
thanks dude. appreciated

[Anonymous No.57707009]

>>57706991
Yes. They have damaged the millenials and gen z generations so bad that neither of them are going to have kids. Far below replacement rate. Irreparably so. They will import third world migrants for the foreseeable future to keep the American infinite growth meme alive. Once the infinite growth meme dies, America dies. So they will import, import, import because the native born will not pop out enough kids to keep the ponzi going under any circumstances.

[Anonymous No.57707011]

>>57705639
>but there are still a lot of cash in repo which buy these asset at cheap prices.

There are enough liquidity in the system and rate cut isn't necessary.

[Anonymous No.57707013]

>>57706668
When I was in public accounting there were always dividend boomers who would reinvest all the dividends and then complain when they owe tax and have to sell some shares to cover the tax. These guys were cucks and retards and I didn't like those particular clients

[Anonymous No.57707025]

>>57707013
lol, did you tell them to increase their withholding at their jobs?

[Anonymous No.57707037]

>>57706780
Main use of margin for me is if I want to get something but don't want to move money from my bank until a later time, or I'm waiting on a paycheck. I can make my move now, then a week or two later cover my margin. The interest is basically nothing since it was just over those few days.

[Anonymous No.57707038]

>>57705528
it tipped, that is why you sell the news!
In n out with a cool 30% gain in 2 days

[Anonymous No.57707120]

THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE
THE MORE YOU BUY
THE MORE YOU SAVE

[Anonymous No.57707122]

>>57704882
>negative canthal tilt

[Anonymous No.57707132]

>it fucked tipped

[Anonymous No.57707133]

>>57707025
One guy was a retired janitor who received an inheritance. So they divys and social security were his only income so no withholding

[Anonymous No.57707137]

should I dump my sp500 shares for VVSM? I feel like its going to be all about AI anyway

yes I do fear the bubble and recession fears, but im tired of being sidelined

yes i am already on BTC, i hold MSTR

so I want to have the same take on SP500. I just want a 1.5, 2x leverage without resorting to options or other dumb shit, i want to hold actual stock

I have 400k so im near making it, I just need a 3x.

if i can be positioned 50% VVSM 50% MSTR and capture the blowoff top of both AI and BTC imagine

[Anonymous No.57707143]

>cardboard square convention drops
>teased their whole lineup
>preorders started
anyone else thinking hasbro is a buy?

[Anonymous No.57707144]

>>57707025
>>57707133
And this guy owned all the divy stocks individually, not in a brokerage account, so he would receive like 20 separate 1099-divs at year end instead of the one consolidated one from a brokerage

[Anonymous No.57707217]

pretty bullish long term signal for NOVO, LLY, and any other weight loss medicine manufacturers
unsurprisingly, obese ">people" are likely to regain their weight if they hop off the meds, making them wonderful repeat customers
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2589537024000543

[Anonymous No.57707220]

>>57707132
*tips rocket*

[Anonymous No.57707235]

Needs to be a ProShares 2x
COCOA
>COCOA
COCOA
ETF

[Anonymous No.57707259]

is it safe to invest in usa only indexes? i feel like risk is high when investing only in one country but at the same time world indexes performance is 40% or so lower in past 10 years, and europe is retarded with their green deal
also should i invest in local currency (czk) or dollar?

[Anonymous No.57707270]

https://news.slashdot.org/story/24/02/23/1926230/reddit-warns-that-rwallstreetbets-could-wreak-havoc-on-its-stock-price

[Anonymous No.57707273]

>>57707259
I invest in the german Dax and its at all time highs

[Anonymous No.57707276]

>>57707259
US is the only country that matters. All other countries carry substantial currency risk investing in their companies which is why most smart investors stick to US only.

[Anonymous No.57707280]

>>57707235
you guys really have a strong urge to buy the top on anything

[Anonymous No.57707291]

>>57707259
I just looked at the largest companies by market cap. 34 out of the top 40 are US. The biggest US companies are the biggest global companies.

[Anonymous No.57707294]

>>57707276
hes obviously not american, so he has currency risk either way, fucktard

[Anonymous No.57707314]

>>57706596
Why not balance with something that grows almost as good as the S&P 500 while offering a good dividend?

https://portfolioslab.com/tools/stock-comparison/KO/SCHD

Sure the dividends might not be as predictable as KO, but the whole point of owning a stock is that you plan on selling at some point.

[Anonymous No.57707316]

>>57707280
KEK
E
K

I thought the top would have been a good ways back from here, but it's got to be getting close. There would surely be an inverse like KOLD, SCO, DUG, SSG, GLL, ZSL, etc.

[Anonymous No.57707318]

>>57707314
don't forget to dance

[Anonymous No.57707319]

>>57707294
Who pissed in your wheaties? It doesn't matter if he isn't american. All things wealth and trade are measured in usd so he should still invest in US equities.

[Anonymous No.57707332]

>>57707319
if the dollar loses value, then he loses money
you have no idea what currency risk is

[Anonymous No.57707333]

>>57707314
Of course. I'm not saying "buy 100% KO", I'm just replying to the other retards who think any divvy stock is worthless.

[Anonymous No.57707336]

>>57707270
clearly that would be insider trading and the SEC would put a stop to it

[Anonymous No.57707348]

>>57707332
If the DXY* goes down then the SPX* goes up

[Anonymous No.57707373]

>>57707332
Its likely in that situation that either US equities would rise or his local equities would fall. It's insane to think the world reserve currency carries the risk and not what Im guessing is czech currency lol.

[Anonymous No.57707381]

>>57705129
Jesus her little pussy is busting out of those jeans. I'm gonna nut

[Anonymous No.57707396]

>>57705129
Is this an AI picture of Wonder Woman and Wednesday Addams actresses?

[Anonymous No.57707397]

>>57707336
I'm thinkin that if there is going to be a big pump and dump planned then I want to get in on the action with the HOOD pre IPO and an itchy SELL thumb.

[Anonymous No.57707401]

>>57706904
It's always going to go just a little bit further, to make you sell your puts or your calls or your shares or your anti-shares or your anti-matter global foundry commodities. Then they buy them

[Anonymous No.57707413]

>>57707259
Japan is coming up, Id stay away from everything else, maybe some kind of UAE or Qatar type shit might be good to invest in.
Israel seems to be above the law so maybe them too

[Anonymous No.57707423]

>>57707259
on the whole, international performance is pretty comparable historically
if you're the index fund type, it's good to mix in
post-2008 the US has done better in part due to QE / ZIRP policies, but things tend to come in cycles
like most investing, it depends on your circumstances and timeframe

[Anonymous No.57707435]

>>57707259
US stock market is the only real stock market. Rest of the world is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57707481]

Is TA trading even an existent profession or is it a complete fabrication by failed TAs grifting in the media? BNF and CIS count as fundamentalists because they got rich by longing the bottom of a recession.

[Anonymous No.57707498]

>>57707144
This is PEAK boomer.

[Anonymous No.57707502]

>>57707481
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/tripletop.asp
SOXL

[Anonymous No.57707522]

>>57707481
TA is finance astrology for the most part. People use it to predict future performance, but its supposed to be used to evaluate the companies performance and how the market moves in response to news. At best it can give you probabilities based off a few things.

Honestly the best predictive strategy is getting ahead of the news by a few months. Like if you knew LUNR was launching in Feb and bought last Dec, or you expect large increase in certain stocks due to certain conditions, like DWAC and election year.

[Anonymous No.57707523]

no i won't bake you can't make me

[Anonymous No.57707548]

>>57707544
>>57707544
>>57707544
a 2hu has appeared

[Anonymous No.57707719]

>>57705175
2000, 2008, and 2020 crashes all occurred prior to the election despite their best efforts to postpone them. I think we’ll see a crash by summer.

[Anonymous No.57708278]

>>57705416
>from the least pozzed fund available
what metrics did you use to do this?