/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57701677]

/smg/

[Anonymous No.57701690]

good thread

[Anonymous No.57701691]

no

[Anonymous No.57701692]

kek nvda baggies

[Anonymous No.57701704]

Worst /smg to ever exist

[Anonymous No.57701705]

worst /smg/ yet

[Anonymous No.57701716]

somebody rebake please. fuck off OP you lazy retard

[Anonymous No.57701722]

>>57701677
anyone buying the dip in NVDA??

[Anonymous No.57701725]

sirs please stop redeeming

[Anonymous No.57701729]

Badass taker worst taker.
Herbed in honor of the attitude era.

[Anonymous No.57701732]

>>57701716
this is the thread /smg/ deserves

[Anonymous No.57701733]

top fucking kek nice thread. baking

[Anonymous No.57701738]

Super Micro Cock Inc computer

[Anonymous No.57701741]

Jesus christ its like the gme thread split bitching in here get over it lmfao, BTW reddit sends their retards ;)

[Anonymous No.57701745]

i want nvidia to crash and go away, sick of the entire market being tied to them for no reason other than being the only thing people want to throw money at

[Anonymous No.57701747]

Shorting /smg/ outlook and forward guidance is awful.

[Anonymous No.57701749]

how do i invest in etfs

[Anonymous No.57701751]

>>57701733
It would help if tranny Jannies didn't have to make me wait 5 minutes before making a proper one

[Anonymous No.57701753]

NGERIA

[Anonymous No.57701754]

>>57701749
buy nvidia

[Anonymous No.57701757]

>>57701749
buy shares in them like any other equity

[Anonymous No.57701760]

ACTUAL NON-RETARD THREAD
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>>57701743
>>57701743
>>57701743

[Anonymous No.57701766]

>>57701743
>>57701743
>>57701743

[Anonymous No.57701790]

I hate you all so much. You are the blackest gorilla niggers with which I have ever associated.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57701794]

>>57701760
>>57701766
fuck off, this thread came first

[Anonymous No.57701807]

Now everything's falling fuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.57701810]

WHY THE FUCK IS NVDA AND SMCI DOWN? IF THEY WANTED TO SELL THE NEWS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT YESTERDAY.

[Anonymous No.57701816]

>>57701747
k. I'll begin panic selling my insider shares

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57701819]

>>57701807
good, as long as i'm not the only one getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.57701840]

am I the only one not being fucked here?
and is it because I'm not gay?

[Anonymous No.57701863]

>>57701840
Nah, straight chillin here.

t. aerospace gang

[Anonymous No.57702048]

>>57701794
stay in this thread please you motherfucker

[Anonymous No.57702120]

>>57701677
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED NVIDIA BAG HOLDERS
SIT DOWN AND STFU
MY DICK IS SO ERECT
FUCK YOU ALL

[Anonymous No.57702248]

>>57701863
>PULL UP

[Anonymous No.57702569]

>>57701677
>Stonks? Bring two bottles of Jack after the show or it'll be wrestlers court tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57702604]

>>57701790
you are the blackest gorilla monkey i have ever seen and that is my highest compliment

[Anonymous No.57702780]

>>57701790
But you do in fact associate with us. You are consubstantially a black gorilla nigger too.

[Anonymous No.57704605]

GODDAMITT QUIT REDIRECTING ME HERE

[Anonymous No.57704622]

>>57701863
I boughted a share of LMT today and had my thumb on the flipper for a share of BA but backed down. I might still get it next week, I guess it depends on what DREAMS happen over the weekend maybe. Glad I got the LMT though, I haven't had any in MOONTHS.

[Anonymous No.57704641]

Fuck it i'm all in balls deep into BCRX i gotta recover my losses from MELI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704659]

This thread is for people who want to help make america great again. If you support bird brain, or Joe Biden, not only are you forever kicked out of MAGA but you can fuck off to some other thread.

Also, I got 6 minutes, tell me what to throw $500 at before the close to get a piece of that Moonday morning.

[Anonymous No.57704674]

>>57704641
>not just getting CCCC and VKTX

[Anonymous No.57704675]

>>57704659
Uvxy

[Anonymous No.57704679]

why werent chuddies denying the moon landing this time?

[Anonymous No.57704692]

I really should invest more with The Undertaker.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704696]

>>57704675
$161,000,000 has turned into fucking $7? Like what do these guys do, provide electricity by literally lighting $100 bills on fire?

[Anonymous No.57704701]

>>57704659
soxl
checkem

[Anonymous No.57704702]

>>57704679
>oh well the camera didn't deploy so we don't have any pics but trust us it's really there for sure!

[Anonymous No.57704703]

>>57704696
They BOIL their money away.

[Anonymous No.57704714]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57704716]

>>57704696
It's leveraged and decays but it's a kick ass short term trader.

[Anonymous No.57704718]

>/SubMachine General/
>P90 or MP5
for me, its the MP5SD

[Anonymous No.57704723]

>>57704714
-0.21%

[Anonymous No.57704724]

>>57704714
+0.24%
crabbing hard

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704726]

>>57704703
damn didn't get my nat gas calls in before we closed,. now i'm upset, but after i felt a little upset I just remembered we're going to kick out all the mexicans and make america great again, so i'm not upset anymore.

[Anonymous No.57704727]

>>57704696
futures rolling.
why even post if you're this much of a nigger?

[Anonymous No.57704728]

>>57704605
Here, for your autism.

"Somehow, Undertaker Returned" Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links):
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for people holding no (0, 0%, $0) NVDL:
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars:
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


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[Anonymous No.57704729]

>>57704674
BCRX has earnings before monday open, they preannounced back in january so i'm confident they'll beat
There's also the AAAAI conference over the weekend where they'll be showcasing the results of their flagship drug, there's a good chance it'll jump 20-30% as long as they don't shit the bed

[Anonymous No.57704732]

How long do you think this AI euphoria is going to last? Sooner or later, people are going to realize that there's no innovation beyond picture/text/audio slop generators.

[Anonymous No.57704737]

now that the market closed the real price action can finally begin

[Anonymous No.57704742]

>>57704714
CRABBY
SNIBBY
FUN!

[Anonymous No.57704743]

>>57704714
cozy +1.2%

[Anonymous No.57704745]

>>57704714
sold mid term gamble for a monday gamble. Feels good.

I'll get you mumu.

[Anonymous No.57704754]

>>57704714

[Anonymous No.57704757]

>>57704714
+0.04%
Gonna enjoy a little bit if chicken fry and a cold beer on a Friday night.

[Anonymous No.57704777]

>>57704714
perfectly flat

[Anonymous No.57704780]

>>57704729
I will run it by my BIOBRO and see what he thinks. Whatever BIOSHIT I get is shit I've heard him mention a lot over time. HARP was his fav for a while. The only BIOSHIT I ever bought on my own was ABBV.

[Anonymous No.57704781]

>>57704743
>>57704742
>>57704737
>>57704732
>>57704729
>>57701677
https://pastebin.com/18jCw1xZ

[Anonymous No.57704783]

>>57704714
Fucking godawful. But my investments are with good tickers. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.57704785]

>tfw babysitting for extra money
i need to make it so badly

[Anonymous No.57704794]

>>57704785
Imagine finding out your kid's nanny is a 4chan incel

[Anonymous No.57704796]

>>57704714
LITTLE BIT OF FISH FRIED

[Anonymous No.57704797]

>>57704714
-0.31%
but most of my money is in a UK QQQ ETF which will adjust to the price changes of today on monday

[Anonymous No.57704798]

Moon Man Machines

[Anonymous No.57704800]

>>57704726
Winter's over. Nobody needs natural gas, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.57704808]

>>57704757
I've got some budget back for that lil bit of CHICKEN FRIED again but got to wait till someone can go get muh WMT pickup oordoor so might be a few days.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704811]

>>57704714
+6%. I'll take it considering I was looking at a 40% drawdown at one point.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704822]

>>57704800
don't people still need it to power their electric vehicles or am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.57704829]

>>57704714
+0.27%
carried by defense stocks, despite me being a retard today

[Anonymous No.57704831]

lmao it's all over the news

[Anonymous No.57704833]

>>57704777
>tanner stage 3 breast elevation
>"perfectly flat"
I know you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.57704835]

i spent power hour finishing my legend of zelda oracle of ages playthrough and the final cutscene shows an ominous bad guy who exists outside of time itself who have been pulling the strings all along. what did NTDOY mean by this? see picrel

[Anonymous No.57704840]

Alright, now that we know NVDA was FOMO before the massive dump, should we all be heading to cash or maybe an inverse ETF?

[Anonymous No.57704844]

>>57704822
Have you seen lithium prices lately? Electric vehicles are a myth. Don't exist, never have.

[Anonymous No.57704845]

>>57704794
the beauty is that they will never find out, all i do is order food and put on a movie anyway. i dont interact with the kid really

[Anonymous No.57704847]

>>57704831
OPEN AI CHADS WE KEEP SMASHING THEM

[Anonymous No.57704848]

>>57704831
topkek

[Anonymous No.57704858]

BAKED
>>57704842
>>57704842
>>57704842
>>57704842

[Anonymous No.57704862]

>>57704840
NVD is right there. The question is: are you man enough to buy it?

[Anonymous No.57704873]

What a shit day
>was getting an awesome blowjob by a 10 out of 10 at and nutted. Woke up immediately after just to realize it was a dream and my pants was full of cummies
>shortly after get called into work for OT because the retarded boomers that work there can't handle the workload anymore
>ended up staying way later than I wanted to and was annoyed all day by boomers that have the memory of a goldfish
>finally get a chance to check my portfolio and it just crabbed all day
>Also shit my pants twice last night because I had uncontrollable diarrhea, so I have to wash two set of pants and boxers
Somehow this is tied to NVDA, I know it, and it makes me hate that stock that much more.

[Anonymous No.57704888]

To make matters worse some chud is trying to thread split...

[Anonymous No.57704891]

>>57704833
i have let /smg/ down

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704899]

>>57704873
Hey Rocker, wanna bet on the baseball game tomorrow. Loser has to buy $100 worth of whatever crap the winner says and hold for a month.

[Anonymous No.57704902]

Based thread.

[Anonymous No.57704905]

>>57704888
John-chan I'm not a chud

[Anonymous No.57704920]

>>57704899
>baseball
Baseball hasn't started yet though.

[Anonymous No.57704925]

>>57702248
Yo
Is this pic real

[Anonymous No.57704926]

>>57704873
At least you aren't having to be in command of and depending on zoomertards anymore tho.

[Anonymous No.57704930]

earnings dropping soon, any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57704931]

>>57704905
I'm sorry anon, been a frustrating day. Please don't split in the future. Just shame the person who made this original shit thread.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704939]

>>57704920
Spring training game yankees at tigers tomorrow retard.

[Anonymous No.57704953]

>>57704831
What happened to Google's quality control process?

[Anonymous No.57704964]

>>57704930
who the FUCK has an earnings call in friday after hours?

[Anonymous No.57704977]

>>57704939
Jesus you are a degenerate if you want to bet on spring training baseball, but I'm in. If my tigers win you have to buy $100 in NYCB. You can tell me your stock pick if I lose.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57704995]

>>57704977
SHOT or LUNR, your pick

[Anonymous No.57704998]

isn't the halving soon? wouldn't that make revenue drop by half immediately?

[REAL No.57705000]

>>57704842
>>57704842
>>57704842
>>57704842
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[Anonymous No.57705007]

>>57704998
meant to reply to >>57704930

[Anonymous No.57705013]

>>57704995
CBD is useless garbage so I'll take LUNR

[Anonymous No.57705015]

>>57704925
No, the US never flew that type of plane.

[Anonymous No.57705221]

>>57704930
>>57704998
>>57705007
answer

[Anonymous No.57705270]

>>57704716
>kick ass short term trader
more like short term giving your money to contango jews.

if you can tell me when to buy uvxy to make actual money, i'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.57705287]

>>57705221
yeah it would, and they are still losing money right now, pretty impressive that they can remain so worthless, despite BTC doing rather well right now

[Anonymous No.57705338]

>>57705270
13 days from now

[Anonymous No.57705386]

>>57705270
I just buy it when there's a lot of smug comfort here and sell it for profit a few days later.

[Anonymous No.57705389]

>>57705338
thats oddly specific.
i'd never do that.
going long the vix (futures or UVXY) is degen to say the least.
its more degen than buying small cap altcoins

[Anonymous No.57705398]

>>57705386
how do I know you discovered UVXY last week?

[Anonymous No.57705464]

>>57705398
>thinks she knows fuck about shit

[Anonymous No.57705484]

>>57705398
how much money have you made off of buying the UVXY?

[Anonymous No.57705545]

fucking crickets. thats what I thought.
you bears are all the same.

[Anonymous No.57706078]

>>57705398
Eat shit

[Anonymous No.57706094]

>>57705398
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T

[Anonymous No.57706355]

>>57704729
OK my BIOBRO thinks it looks breddy decent, I went ahead and picked some up in the AH along with some UVXY thanks to this NIGGER >>57705398 here.

[Anonymous No.57706958]

>>57705398
U
NO
WAT?
In all truth and seriousness, I appreciate what you do, and are trying to do here. I would bet that (You) are the one who brought CONTANGOO to my attention, and the technical issues of trading BOIL, all of which I am eternally grateful for. Those issues are absolutely REAL and MUST BE HEEDED because trading these things without knowing about how they technically function not only can, but WILL get your ass FOOKED. That being said, KNOWING those things and learning how to operate these tools provides incredible FINANCIOOL INSTOOMENTS that can make one
GREAT
FOOKIN
MOONEY
so the technical issues should not caused them to be condemned by anyone who isn't a NIGGER. Anyway,
I APPRECAITE YOU,
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
T