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[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.57681552]

In Vidya Edition

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https://wallmine.com/
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https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57680508

[Anonymous No.57681564]

WHERE ARE EARNINGS SIRS BASTERD BITCH

[Anonymous No.57681571]

STAY AWAY FROM NVIDEO COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57681574]

EPS 7.41
Estimate 4.63

https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/

[Anonymous No.57681573]

nice rally at the end, only down 0.6%

[Anonymous No.57681575]

>N vidya

[Anonymous No.57681576]

LET ME SEE YOUR EARNINGS FACE

[Anonymous No.57681577]

BOBROS WE ARE GONNA EATING GOOD THIS NIGHT

[this post was sponsored by galaxyai on s24ultra No.57681578]

I have taken a position in UVXY, and as such, I anticipate a positive market performance due to my federal agents actions against me.

You are welcome, colleagues.

[Anonymous No.57681579]

>>57681564
BASTERD BITCH BLOODY

[Anonymous No.57681581]

Boy, I sure do love trillion dollar companies trading as penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.57681584]

HELP

[Anonymous No.57681587]

20 minutes until leather jacket man kills or redeems this market.

[Anonymous No.57681588]

This post was made from RTX 4090

[Anonymous No.57681589]

>>57681552
selling my bags last week and buying brk was a good decision

[Anonymous No.57681596]

What if NVDA just doesn't release earnings at all?
What if the hour hits and they just say "Eh, we feel like releasing them next week instead"

[Anonymous No.57681597]

>posted a tiktok for my startup about nvidia's earnings event
>massive typo
>180K VIEWS

I am finished

[Anonymous No.57681599]

I CANT WATCH

[Anonymous No.57681600]

PUMP OR DUMP
CALL IT

[Anonymous No.57681602]

The greatest atrocity the British committed was teaching Indians English
The greatest atrocity the Americans committed was giving them Internet access

[Anonymous No.57681607]

+24%

Screencap this post


Posted with my RTX 4080 designed by NVDA

[Anonymous No.57681611]

>>57681600
CRAB

[Anonymous No.57681613]

Where do I buy NEVIDIA? AI is the future

[Anonymous No.57681618]

HOLY SHIT, BLOWOUT NVDA EARNINGS!

[Anonymous No.57681619]

NIGVIDEO

[Anonymous No.57681623]

>>57681588
But I can’t fit a 4090 in my pocket. Why would nvidia do this?

[Anonymous No.57681624]

>>57681600
>>57681607
options were pricing in 11% swing. so lotta people could be disappointed here.

[Anonymous No.57681626]

[Anonymous No.57681628]

>>57681587
>we all asking him

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57681629]

It's fucking GREEN!!!!! AHHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57681632]

Guys holy shit last night I let the hot shower water pass through my ass crack and it didn't burn. Shaving is awesome.

[Anonymous No.57681633]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.57681636]

cashgang ww@
>captcha: P00DT

[Anonymous No.57681637]

JENSEN HUANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.57681638]

The whole economy depends on if new video beats earnings lol

[Anonymous No.57681641]

why NVDA is pumped in post market.

[Anonymous No.57681644]

>>57681626
Am I going to make It?

[Anonymous No.57681643]

>>57681629
premature ejaculation. earnings isn't out yet.

[Anonymous No.57681646]

>>57681596
That would be pretty silly I think

[Anonymous No.57681650]

>>57681600
PUMP EET

[Anonymous No.57681649]

Post the FOMC POST THE FOMC POST THE FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC NVIDIA NEWS

FOMMCCCCCCCC JPOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.57681651]

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
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[Anonymous No.57681653]

HOLY FUCK SIRS

[Anonymous No.57681657]

last nvda earnings it popped before the drop. i'm nervous

[Anonymous No.57681664]

>>57681632
>showering is awesome
so you finally had a shower?

[Anonymous No.57681666]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHJHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57681668]

just face it, the kikes will make sure that NJUDEA keeps inflating the bubble

if you don't think it's fucked up that a single company is keeping the market afloat on hopes and dreams you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.57681671]

>>57681626
>$8000
>without leverage
>Am i going to make it?

Kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57681670]

>>57681657
no last time it just fucking went strait up retard.

[Anonymous No.57681669]

>>57681638
Clown world isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57681672]

Holy fuck thank god I closed my short position.

[Anonymous No.57681673]

ITS CRABBING NO NEWS YET

[Anonymous No.57681675]

>NVDA earnings were a nothingburger...

[Anonymous No.57681676]

I like to close all my stock tabs and constantly refresh /smg and try to gauge what's happening. Fun game to alleviate the stress.

[Anonymous No.57681680]

>>57681670
are you retarded? nvda went from $500 to $470 last earnings

[Anonymous No.57681686]

Alright I gotta get some work done. Keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.57681690]

Just bought Nevadia shares. what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.57681691]

When will they report?

[Anonymous No.57681692]

I DIDN'T BUY CALLS, I DIDN'T BUY PUTS. I'M HERE TO WATCH IT ALL UNFOLD

[Anonymous No.57681694]

HALLELUJAH!

[Anonymous No.57681704]

I like LCID because they keep lighting Saudi money on fire. Terrible company though

[Anonymous No.57681706]

I will take a shower and when I come back it's either 500 or 900

[Anonymous No.57681707]

>>57681691
4:20 est

[Anonymous No.57681710]

Jpowwwwwwwwww lick my nutssssssss.

[Anonymous No.57681711]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57681717]

> crabbing
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

[Anonymous No.57681719]

are any of these useful for a 6mo-1 year holding timeframe?

[Anonymous No.57681721]

>Tesla had double the volume than Nvidia today

[Anonymous No.57681722]

ETSY miss, ruh roh

[Anonymous No.57681723]

>EPS 5.09
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.57681725]

>>57681707
dude

[Anonymous No.57681726]

>he doesn't realize that all those AI data centers filled with NVDA chips are powered by
>NATGAS
>NATGAS
>NATGAS

[Anonymous No.57681728]

>>57681680
Inverse baggie. It dropped but after a little bit of time like a couple months it ripped up

[Anonymous No.57681729]

Guys, I just bought some Nigeria shares, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.57681732]

>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
>NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS
NVIDIA MISSED BY $1.54 EPS

[Anonymous No.57681733]

Private equity firm involved in buying out OB/GYN practices to announce a $45 million cash offer to take AGRX private. This is roughly 2x net annual cells for AGRX, and at ~$15 per share, represents a >15-fold premium over current share price.

[Anonymous No.57681734]

S&P 500 was... up for the day

[Anonymous No.57681736]

>>57681711
Why are the indexes moving more than Nvidia itself? This is retarded.

[Anonymous No.57681737]

>>57681704
I used to have about 1200 shares. They make a nice car but that doesn't translate to a nice company.

[Anonymous No.57681738]

>>57681711
Talmudic tricks.

[Anonymous No.57681742]

16,391 OI on $1300 NVDA strikes

[Anonymous No.57681745]

SHIIIITTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.57681749]

What time is nvidia

[Anonymous No.57681755]

>>57681602
It could have been worse, imagine them speaking dutch.

[Anonymous No.57681757]

Rivian stock lol

[Anonymous No.57681759]

this shit will crash to 600 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57681761]

*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

[Anonymous No.57681762]

Well?

[Anonymous No.57681765]

>>57681732
>HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET, FAGGOT
HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET, FAGGOT
>HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET, FAGGOT
HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET, FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.57681767]

[Anonymous No.57681768]

>>57681761
uh I should shower

[Anonymous No.57681770]

>>57681749
no one knows exactly, but some say it's in seven minutes

[Anonymous No.57681772]

>>57681749
40:90

[Anonymous No.57681775]

It’s fucking over

[Anonymous No.57681780]

>>57681733
Fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.57681785]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[Anonymous No.57681788]

>>57681749
Google says 5pm but the Jews usually get the inside scoop a little bit sooner than the rest of us commoners

[Anonymous No.57681792]

my dad works for nvda said they crushed it Jensen personally handed out fat bonus stacks in the office

[Anonymous No.57681794]

>>57681749
ABOUT JEW O'CLOCK

[Anonymous No.57681795]

>>57681757
>Rivian stock lol
I almost feel bad for all the rebbit snoys that hold that bag of shit because they hate elmo muskrat.

[Anonymous No.57681797]

Sad news for rivian. time to sell my BloNo rental property

[Anonymous No.57681798]

>>57681788
That's the call not the report.

[Anonymous No.57681799]

the numbers goyim where are they

[Anonymous No.57681800]

NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE
NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE
NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE
NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE
NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE
NVIDIA LOWERED GUIDANCE

[Anonymous No.57681807]

Theta looking crispy.

[Anonymous No.57681808]

>>57681711
this market manipulation isn't funny anymore

[Anonymous No.57681809]

ETSY and RIVIAN miss, guiding down.
NVIDIA in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.57681810]

Wtf, they got me to take profits and sell the dip and then they pumped it back up while I was in the shower?!

[Anonymous No.57681817]

Unless Nvideo totally btfo with guidance they're getting curbstomped

[Anonymous No.57681819]

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[Anonymous No.57681821]

Stop stressing out, have this anime character.

[Anonymous No.57681824]

Nvda missed lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57681826]

You know what would be really jewish? If the NVDA posts a double beat, and the jews IV crush the options, then at the open they quickly close all their short options and go short stock while unloading everything and tanking everything anyway.

[Anonymous No.57681828]

>>57681821
no cuny no care

[Anonymous No.57681833]

SNEEEEEEED

[Anonymous No.57681837]

[Anonymous No.57681838]

Remember TSM will pump if Nvidia pumps.

[Anonymous No.57681839]

THE ENTIRE WORLDS ECONOMY AND THE FUTURE OF ALL HUMANITY RESTS ON A SINGLE COMPANIES EARNING REPORT. ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY HAS BUILT UP TO THIS MOMENT.

[Anonymous No.57681841]

>>57681821
DO I LONG OR SHORT FOR ANIME GF???

[Anonymous No.57681842]

3 minutes left

[Anonymous No.57681844]

>>57681719
Low price/sales (and maybe price/book) can indicate more of the value factor, especially if combined with low market capitalization. That can indicate outperformance in a small statistical sense.

[Anonymous No.57681853]

I just want to post this important message before earnings:
Fuck israel
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck tranny jannies and mods and gookmoot

[Anonymous No.57681856]

>nvda hits earnings
>market limps on
>biden re-elected

>nvda misses earnings
>election year market crash
>trump re-elected

the stakes are that high

[Anonymous No.57681858]

it will literally go sideways

[Anonymous No.57681859]

>New Balance on Bloomberg
>I think NB was even 10-20 years ago "far-right/neo-nazi shoes"
>now they are "in", actually booming
hmmm

[Anonymous No.57681860]

Nvidia meets EPS target
calling it

[Anonymous No.57681867]

>>57681860
exceeds, but still dumps

[Anonymous No.57681872]

>>57681860
No way!

[Anonymous No.57681874]

>>57681833
WAIT WTF THIS ISN'T BELLE!

[Anonymous No.57681877]

NIGGER YOU THERE???

[Anonymous No.57681878]

1 minute 20 seconds left
I REPEAT 1 minute 20 seconds

[Anonymous No.57681879]

>waiting for nvideo to bless with holy monerinos
stay faithful, brothers

[Anonymous No.57681881]

OH NO OH NO OH NO
AAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57681882]

it's going to dump a bit no matter what. i mean look how fragile it is at these levels.

[Anonymous No.57681884]

>>57681859
My NB look like old man walking shoes but they're the most comfortable pair of sneakers I've ever owned.

[Anonymous No.57681890]

crabGODs, have you spread properly?

[Anonymous No.57681893]

[Anonymous No.57681896]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.57681897]

>>57681833
who dis

[Anonymous No.57681901]

>Wait a minute - earnings are today? But I thought -
>THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU THOUGHT.

[Anonymous No.57681900]

nvdas tongue my anus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57681903]

>>57681860
3 months ago only a handful of companies even knew what AI was, now everyone is trying to get on board thanks to Taylor Swift.

#AI #NVDA #DOUBLEFUCKINGBEAT

[Anonymous No.57681905]

WHERE IS IT???

[Anonymous No.57681906]

>>57681882
>it's going to dump a bit no matter what. i mean look how fragile it is at these levels.
Any retard with more than a 4th grade education knows that nvidia NEEDS to be at $500

[Anonymous No.57681909]

>>57681860
raise full year guidance again since many costumers are starting making their in-house AI models.

[Anonymous No.57681910]

HOOOOOLY

[Anonymous No.57681911]

NVDA MOONING

[Anonymous No.57681914]

NVDA will exceed expectations and raise guidance, bigly. You bearfags are delusional if you think the most important company in the history has any brakes until $1000

[Anonymous No.57681915]

PLEASE GET MY $1000 CALLS IN THE MONEY

[Anonymous No.57681917]

MOONING

[Anonymous No.57681919]

NVDA BROS WE ARE FUCKING WINNING

[Anonymous No.57681920]

BRACE

[Anonymous No.57681921]

WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED WORLD ECONOMY SAVED

[Anonymous No.57681922]

Look at that rocket ship go. Wow.

[Anonymous No.57681924]

It’s so over

[Anonymous No.57681926]

>NVDA CRASHING

[Anonymous No.57681928]

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.57681930]

[Anonymous No.57681933]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57681935]

OH NO

[Anonymous No.57681936]

LMFAO

[Anonymous No.57681937]

Same thing as last earnings. Initial pop then dump. RIP calls.

[Anonymous No.57681938]

IT'S DRILLING NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57681941]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57681940]

>DAX pumps 60 points
>DAX dumps 100 points
>ON NVDA EARNINGS
What a lmao market

[Anonymous No.57681942]

NVDA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57681945]

SIR WHY YOU REDEEMING WHY YOU REDEEMING STOP BLOODY REDEEMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57681947]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[Anonymous No.57681949]

I SPOKE TOO SOON

[Anonymous No.57681951]

>>57681921
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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[Anonymous No.57681952]

interesting

[Anonymous No.57681954]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57681955]

>Beat literally every estimate
>Dumps
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.57681959]

Sirs who sold?

[Anonymous No.57681960]

OH NO NO NO MUMU AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.57681961]

What were the actual earnings numbers? Does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.57681963]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.57681964]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PRICE ACTION

[Anonymous No.57681965]

and just like that the us entered a recession

[Anonymous No.57681966]

2 billion revenue beat is good but not to justify this run up. gonna drill for while now. red week for sure.

[Anonymous No.57681967]

NOOOOOO MY MONEY
JENSEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.57681968]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY 3060TI JUST EXPLODED FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.57681970]

>>57681955
it pumps after it dumps

[Anonymous No.57681971]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.57681972]

>BEAT
>BEAT
>BEAT
>BEAT
>BEAT


DUMP?

[Anonymous No.57681974]

IT IS FUCKING
OVER

[Anonymous No.57681975]

>>57681955
Riced in

[Anonymous No.57681976]

>>57681955
This is why I paid the premium for a 3/1 call since there's a chance it rallies next week.

[Anonymous No.57681977]

Am I an idiot or isn't the earnings report after close?

[Anonymous No.57681978]

its over

[Anonymous No.57681981]

I cannot deal with this feel.

[Anonymous No.57681980]

9% implied move, all option degens busted

[Anonymous No.57681984]

>>57681833
That's someone's son, you sick fuchsia

[Anonymous No.57681986]

THE FUCKIN INDICES GO 1:1 WITH THE STOCK WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.57681987]

>SHOOOOOOODAH
>BOUGHTED
>NAAAAAAAAAATGAAAAAAAAASSS
>AND
>OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL
>INSTEAD OF GAY TROON TECH
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

[Anonymous No.57681988]

we crab

[Anonymous No.57681989]

>>57681977
Anon....

[Anonymous No.57681990]

Wtf is NVDA? I'm buying OIL and GAS!

[this post was sponsored by galaxyai on s24ultra No.57681991]

I am grateful for the convenience of extended trading hours.

[Anonymous No.57681992]

>>57681977

[Anonymous No.57681996]

The crab wins again. As it does every time with earnings these days.

[Anonymous No.57681997]

This can't be the real move. I was promised a 10%er. The fuck is this crab shit.

[Anonymous No.57681999]

Great Depression thanks to NVDAfags

[Anonymous No.57681998]

>>57681977
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.57682002]

>>57679315
I warned you dumb goyim

[Anonymous No.57682001]

I TOLD YOU NVIDIA WILL END UP FLAT MAKING THE MARKET JEWS BILLIONS OFF THE VOLATILITY THEY SOLD YOU. THANKS FOR PLAYING

[Anonymous No.57682003]

Any actual traders here? Or just divvy queens?

[Anonymous No.57682004]

>>57681964
Earnings has become the biggest casino in the world holy shit.

Please moon NVDA

[Anonymous No.57682005]

And we're back.

[Anonymous No.57682006]

>>57681984
idk, it's hard to tell with the perspective.
The hips are pretty small and the chin is pretty big though.

[Anonymous No.57682007]

>>57681986
NVDA is 4% of the S&P500. Any indices of large caps probably have even higher weights.

[Anonymous No.57682008]

psycho action

[Anonymous No.57682010]

WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.57682011]

>>57681552
ITS GOING BACK UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57682013]

AI HAS FALLEN

[Anonymous No.57682014]

WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.57682015]

Bobo are you okay?

[Anonymous No.57682016]

>>57681986
It's absolutely retarded. I thought buying things like VT or VOO would be a safe bet but everything is tied to meme AI now.

[Anonymous No.57682018]

>that IV

[Anonymous No.57682017]

>>57681897
Alice Delish

[Anonymous No.57682021]

thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.57682025]

Rugerbros how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57682027]

WALLLLAH

[Anonymous No.57682029]

NVDA WILL OPEN AT 4 DIGITS TOMORROW

FUNDAMENTELS DONT MATTER
ESTIMATES WONT MATTER

[Anonymous No.57682030]

NVDA gaps up 20-30% tomorrow. Way too many doomers driving down the price the past few days

[Anonymous No.57682032]

I need a cigarette.

[Anonymous No.57682036]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57682037]

lmao this post price action is insane

[Anonymous No.57682038]

>>57681992
22% up from the previous quarter which was already an insane record
yeah, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.57682040]

Done baking for the day, rest up smuggers.

[Anonymous No.57682041]

>>57681955
its overvalued at the present time
need actual time for them to actually do things

[Anonymous No.57682042]

>>57682016
isn't that crazy how being exposed to every stock makes you...exposed to every stock

[Anonymous No.57682043]

>trillion dollar companies trading like penny stocks
Honk honk

[Anonymous No.57682047]

Who's buying and who's selling

[Anonymous No.57682048]

>NVIDIA: DATA CENTER SALES TO CHINA DECLINED SIGNIFICANTLY
oh no

[Anonymous No.57682050]

WHAT IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.57682052]

>>57681990
BASED
I just SOLDED and will BUY AGAIN SOON

[Anonymous No.57682054]

JPOW PLEASE SAVE US

[Anonymous No.57682055]

>>57682047
Yes

[Anonymous No.57682056]

Who cares just buy more

[Anonymous No.57682058]

i need a nap now

[Anonymous No.57682060]

QUICK UNLOAD YOUR /ck/ FOLDER RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.57682062]

It's insane how strongly NVDA beat already elevated expectations.

[Anonymous No.57682063]

https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-2024
> SANTA CLARA, Calif., Feb. 21, 2024 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- NVIDIA (NASDAQ: NVDA) today reported revenue for the fourth quarter ended January 28, 2024, of $22.1 billion, up 22% from the previous quarter and up 265% from a year ago.

> For the quarter, GAAP earnings per diluted share was $4.93, up 33% from the previous quarter and up 765% from a year ago. Non-GAAP earnings per diluted share was $5.16, up 28% from the previous quarter and up 486% from a year ago.

> For fiscal 2024, revenue was up 126% to $60.9 billion. GAAP earnings per diluted share was $11.93, up 586% from a year ago. Non-GAAP earnings per diluted share was $12.96, up 288% from a year ago.

[Anonymous No.57682066]

its over

[Anonymous No.57682067]

>>57682050
that is called the shakedown

[Anonymous No.57682069]

>>57682050
What an amazing shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.57682072]

February 21, 2024

Record quarterly revenue of $22.1 billion, up 22% from Q3, up 265% from year ago
Record quarterly Data Center revenue of $18.4 billion, up 27% from Q3, up 409% from year ago
Record full-year revenue of $60.9 billion, up 126%

https://investor.nvidia.com/news/press-release-details/2024/NVIDIA-Announces-Financial-Results-for-Fourth-Quarter-and-Fiscal-2024/

[Anonymous No.57682073]

>NVIDIA SAYS GENERATIVE AI HAS `HIT THE TIPPING POINT'

[Anonymous No.57682074]

>>57682048
Isn't it illegal to sell to China?

[Anonymous No.57682076]

>>57682050
Jews

[Anonymous No.57682079]

bobo rekt once again LMAO

[Anonymous No.57682078]

>>57682062
Anon, Elon bought a super GPU from them. They probably charged him funny money for that.

[Anonymous No.57682080]

>>57681611
called it

[Anonymous No.57682081]

Did the anon that shilled me NYCB scam me?

[Anonymous No.57682085]

i fucking called it yesterday, red day and we crab till rate data
what a great day, feels good to be a gangsta
my sold calls are going to zero
thanks for the premiums, chuds

[Anonymous No.57682087]

>>57682040
I'm here anon, thanks for using the caps lock for the title

[Anonymous No.57682088]

revenue went up because they had to spend money money to do business
theres no reason for the stock to go up another trillion dollars over a few billion dollars
the stock is insanely overpriced and will be sold off
stocks are supposed to go up with time, not on sudden kneejerks

[Anonymous No.57682089]

>>57681999
Checked

[Anonymous No.57682090]

We did it Nigvidia bros

[Anonymous No.57682091]

>>57682063
Ok, so they beat, now watch the tricks the MMs use to not pay off weekly options.

[El Arcón No.57682092]

It's mine.

[Anonymous No.57682093]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57682094]

>>57682050
Its the bobocuck noose pattern

[Anonymous No.57682095]

>>57682074
thats probably why it declined

[Anonymous No.57682097]

NVDA $1000

[Anonymous No.57682099]

haha. Byebye 700$

[Anonymous No.57682100]

holy fuck its mooning kek

[Anonymous No.57682103]

I'm cumming

[Anonymous No.57682102]

>>57682081
why would you buy a company on the verge of bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.57682105]

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST BOBOS

[Anonymous No.57682106]

>>57682081
Rocker?
He didn't scam you he's just fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57682107]

HAHAHAHA BEARS IN SHAMBLES ITS FUCKNG MOONING

[Anonymous No.57682109]

>>57682073
the tipping point to the moon

[Anonymous No.57682110]

HEY BUDDY TAKE A LOOK AT NVDA COMPOOTER

[Anonymous No.57682111]

>>57682042
With these large ETFs they shouldn't be moving so much just off of Nvidia alone though. Even if Nvidia is 4% of VOO it would take Nvidia to go down 25 percent to have a 1 percent impact on VOO. Something doesn't feel right.

[Anonymous No.57682113]

NVDA $1000 TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCCCCK

[Anonymous No.57682116]

[Anonymous No.57682118]

>NVDA PRINTER IS PRINTING
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57682120]

>>57682088
Boglecucks EAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.57682119]

Feels like a 5%+ day for QQQ tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57682121]

>>57682060

[Anonymous No.57682122]

as usual, iv crushed all the options degenerates. rip

[Anonymous No.57682125]

>>57682072
so they missed whisper by a lot

[Anonymous No.57682130]

IT'S LONGER THAN MY DICK

[Anonymous No.57682129]

>$0.04 dividend per share
Explain to me how this benefits me when it is down 10% from $740?? Wtf wtf wtf can’t even buy a burger with this shit

[Anonymous No.57682131]

[Anonymous No.57682132]

MEMEMARKET

[Anonymous No.57682133]

holy fuck
mumus really are always right, aren't they

[Anonymous No.57682134]

ERECT

[Anonymous No.57682138]

EAT SHIT BOBO

[Anonymous No.57682140]

it's literally at $720, not even that impressive for nvidia

[Anonymous No.57682139]

WHY AM I STILL DOWN 3$!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.57682141]

>>57681841
Straddle. Account for volatility in both directions.

[Anonymous No.57682142]

CRABS ARE ALWAYS DEFEATED

SCREENCAP CUS WE OPEN AT 4 DIGITS

MY $1000 NVDA CALLS ARE ITM TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.57682143]

This is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57682145]

>>57682111
every company in the S&P 500 does business with half othe rest of the S&P 500, a large company doing poorly indicates poorly for the rest of the index, all the other megacaps have similar correlations with the indeces during earnings as well
nothing is wrong, you're just a newfag and stupid

[Anonymous No.57682146]

ITS OVER 720
BACK TO ATH TOMORROW AHAHAHA
BOBOS GOT GREEDY

[Anonymous No.57682147]

THE WORLD ECONOMY IS SAVED

[Anonymous No.57682148]

This tide is going to lift all boats... right?

[Anonymous No.57682149]

HORY
SHEEEEEEEEET

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57682150]

I'M GOING TO MAKE IT =D

[Anonymous No.57682151]

ON THE ARMS OF ANGEL

[Anonymous No.57682152]

>720
bobos btfo

[Anonymous No.57682153]

>>57682134
>its already past 720
20% gap up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57682156]

it will sell off tomorrow don't worry bobros. hold your shorts

[Anonymous No.57682157]

Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars

[Anonymous No.57682160]

AIIIIEEEEEEE MY EARNINGS ARE GOING TO TOWARDS NEW PANTS AS I'M DRIPPING WITH CUM

[Anonymous No.57682161]

ARM bros, we eatin gud

[Anonymous No.57682163]

America wins again

[Anonymous No.57682166]

this is why holding long >>>> options

even if you bought calls you'd be fucked

[Anonymous No.57682168]

Wow

[Anonymous No.57682170]

>>57682139
Options trading is over dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.57682171]

Quite predictable, considering the last 40 minutes of trading. Someone payed millions to get the numbers early in order to make billions.

[Anonymous No.57682172]

>>57682139
>1460 call
lmao

[Anonymous No.57682173]

>>57682139
>1460
bro........

[Anonymous No.57682174]

What the hell is going on, what's the direction?

[Anonymous No.57682175]

ALL MY STOCKS ARE HEALING THANK YOU NVDA

[Anonymous No.57682179]

>Nvidia beats earnings
>zoom out Nvidia chart to one week
>Still down 1 percent since last Wed.

[Anonymous No.57682180]

>>57682139
sorry bud, gonna be down more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57682181]

>>57682161
>we eatin gud
we are?

[Anonymous No.57682182]

>>57682174
stocks only go up.

[Anonymous No.57682187]

>>57682174
East.

[Anonymous No.57682188]

look fucking SMCI

[Anonymous No.57682189]

>>57682139
holy ffucking LOL

[Anonymous No.57682190]

AI is the future.

[Anonymous No.57682191]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SLURP THE GREEN DIP

[Anonymous No.57682194]

>>57682176
>>57682176

[Anonymous No.57682195]

imagine if they announce a split during the cc now...we will reach the stratosphere

[Anonymous No.57682196]

>>57682179
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.57682197]

>>57682030
>year 1 of a 15 year bull market cycle
>strongest macroeconomic conditions in history
>record low unemployment
>record high retail sales
>housing market roaring
>blow out earnings
>AGI is coming
>Trump is going to prison
>Biden getting reelected
>S&P going to 9000

[Anonymous No.57682200]

>>57682163
this. usa is the biggest buyer of nvda ai chips.

[Anonymous No.57682201]

>>57681552
Fuck PANW dropped 30% today

[Anonymous No.57682202]

>>57682139
> 1460
This would put them on par with Apple for the biggest companies on the planet, within 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57682203]

WHAT ABOUT MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.57682205]

SUPER MICRON COMPUTER SISTERS
WE ARE SO BLACK

[Anonymous No.57682216]

>>57682197
IM RIDING WITH JOE BABY. TRUMP TARDS HATE TO SEE AMERICA WIN

[Anonymous No.57682218]

>>57682174

[Anonymous No.57682227]

>>57682179
>Still down 1 percent since last Wed.
The pump has barely even started. NVDA opens with 4 digits tomorrow. Wouldn't surprise me if Jensen announces they've created AGI on the conference call. ChatGPT was already partially conscious, it just needed an extra push from the new high powered AI chips

[Anonymous No.57682248]

>>57682197
This is the most accurate and outstanding post I have ever read on 4chan

[Anonymous No.57682254]

NOT SO FAST MUMU

[Anonymous No.57682260]

>new video announces AI waifu breakthrough
Bros....

[Anonymous No.57682261]

>>57682227
If that was true all of the Robiniggers would be immediately buying since they have 24hr trading and the price would have already skyrocketed to 800/share.

[Anonymous No.57682302]

>>57682203
Don't worry, you still own them.

[Anonymous No.57682313]

Was I smart for not sell any NVDA or stupid for not buy more?

[Anonymous No.57682322]

>>57682139
Based high iq trader

[Anonymous No.57682476]

>>57681552
I’m making so much money this is unreal.