/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.57678003]

I Don't Know Much About Computers Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57676534

[Anonymous No.57678021]

>>57678003
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57678029]

The only scenario where NVDA goes up after earnings is that they discover the cure for cancer while stress testing their latest AI GPU

[Anonymous No.57678034]

My utilities stonks doin a lil sumn

[Anonymous No.57678039]

>>57678029
Or they just give good guidance.

[Anonymous No.57678042]

I am losing so much money right now

[Anonymous No.57678046]

>>57678029
It will go up, its not that serious lil bro

[Anonymous No.57678053]

>>57678003
>I Don't Know Much About Computers Edition
based!
https://youtu.be/cTehdxIj0ZQ

[Anonymous No.57678055]

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 19.08%
>CCJ: -1.88%
>/HE: 0.58%
>FXI: 2.90%
>MAGS: -0.21%
>MARA: -4.16%
>NVDA: -1.72%
>PANW: -26.50%
>SMCI: -2.73%
>TMF: -0.08%
>XXXX: -0.75%

How many are (You) beating?

[Anonymous No.57678060]

>>57678034
You still in CRWD, Undertaker?

[Anonymous No.57678063]

I see green days ahead for SIGA
>former SIGA CEO Phil Gomez is now Director for Interagency Therapeutics and Vaccines Policy in the Office of Pandemic Preparedness & Response (White House)
>he has lots of DC connections including Fauci, he's well positioned to shill tecovirimat and get it through regulatory hurdles
>STOMP trial webpage was last updated 10 days ago, data collection slated to end in April 2024
>new CEO Diem Nguyen worked at Pfizer for 9 years
>sold a company for $2b
>Q4 profits will be huge according to Gomez: "we are targeting the delivery of approximately $113 million of oral TPOXX to the stockpile in the fourth quarter. Additionally, in the fourth quarter, we are targeting $15 million - $18 million of international deliveries of oral TPOXX, as well as the delivery of approximately $5 million of oral TPOXX to the U.S. Department of Defense and deliveries of up to $15 million of IV TPOXX to the strategic national stockpile."

[Anonymous No.57678069]

What have I told you since the first day you stepped into my thread

[Anonymous No.57678070]

seeing as there's nothing much to do until the NVDing, what music are you listening to to pass the time?
I'm trying to forget this gay ass canuck winter by playing some happy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB8HZfF9Af0

[Anonymous No.57678071]

>>57678055
Wtf is going on with BOIL I thought natgas was dead

[Anonymous No.57678073]

so my dad bought 2.2k shares off nvidia back in october and he is still up big. i've been begging him to sell and take profit on it for two weeks now but he called me a pussy and told me ai is the future. i told him ai bullshit is cyclical and there is going to be a correction but he basically called me short sighted and not thinking long term. i love him but he is a dangerous retard half the time. that's a big chunk of my inheritance

[Anonymous No.57678074]

This bearish aesthetic is gonna get us heemed.

[Anonymous No.57678077]

>>57678073
based dad

[Anonymous No.57678078]

>>57678071
Chesapeake Energy announced on their earnings last night they were shuttering some wells, bobos got heemed.

[Anonymous No.57678083]

>>57678060
Yeah.
I’m prepared for it to turn red though. Been neutral on it since 225

[Anonymous No.57678090]

It's ogre

[Anonymous No.57678091]

>>57678073
>that's a big chunk of my inheritance
It's not your inheritance until they're dead, dumbass

[Anonymous No.57678093]

>>57678073
Why are dads so bad at stock picking?

[Anonymous No.57678098]

>>57678069
Niggers and Jews?
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.57678099]

>PANW
>CRWD

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57678103]

>>57678073
based boomer gambling it all away. He may just make it big-time

[Anonymous No.57678104]

>>57678073
>>57678093
Does your dad work at Nintendo?

[Anonymous No.57678106]

What actual time do NVDA earnings come out? Why is it so hard to find a source that actually says a time? I see the earnings call is at 5pm EST but no set time for the initial release

[Anonymous No.57678112]

>>57677508
>>57677508
Why did you not show up for work yesterday? This is all your fault

[Anonymous No.57678113]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57678119]

>>57678055
Is Palo Alto because their shit keeps getting hacked?

[Anonymous No.57678120]

>>57678099
And S is trying to go from CRWD to PANW.

[Anonymous No.57678123]

>>57678104
No but he works at a company that makes stuff you used to post that.

[Anonymous No.57678130]

>>57678083
Solid. Personally I think this selloff's bullshit. Nobody's gonna want to say "yeah, we cut back our cybersecurity budget" and get their ass fired after the next hack.

[Anonymous No.57678132]

>>57678099
My CRWD cost basis is 175. Great company. The Bugatti of cybersecurity. Now let me lay down my AEP bull thesis: the Intel plant is going to suck up shittons of electricity for decades. That is my AEP bill thesis.

[Anonymous No.57678138]

>>57678119
I just think it's funny, and a ticker that everyone (should!) be beating today.

[Anonymous No.57678139]

I bought NVDA at 720... am I fucked boys?

[Anonymous No.57678145]

People need a cure or mitigation for sepsis, there's no other way for Bionics and Brain implants to be broadly possible.
Since a good amount of the patients would enter a likely fatal battle with sepsis.
That's on top of the already existing 3.5 - 5 billion dollar market.
Are there any companies besides ENLV and PATH working on a cure or mitigation actively?

[Anonymous No.57678147]

>>57678123
So he has insight into tech?

[Anonymous No.57678148]

>>57678071
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57678152]

I am up 15% on CELH and I'm worried about an even deeper selloff into earnings, but they might just beat earnings biggly like they did last quarter and skyrocket. These fat red candles are wearing on my nerves.

[Anonymous No.57678153]

>>57678073
based dad, eat shit

[Anonymous No.57678154]

>>57678103
he doesn't need to gamble it. he lives in a nice comfortable life. it's just pure greed. he isn't even paying attention to the market right now anyways since he is on vacation in cancun

[Anonymous No.57678158]

>>57678147
Yeah I've made money listening to him complain about vendors he works with. It's pretty awesome.
He's crazy bad at investing though despite that.

[Anonymous No.57678162]

Bunch of form 4's selling SMCI stock just popped up. Cut your losses baggies.

[Anonymous No.57678163]

>>57678106
it's after the market closes so calm your tits

[Anonymous No.57678165]

>>57678113
Yep! After not buying any companies for a while I decided to buy it today along with a few others, and my XOM is already up 1.2%.

[Anonymous No.57678168]

>>57678139
well, it can't get much worse than this

[Anonymous No.57678170]

>>57678073
>2.2k shares off nvidia
that's a lot shares for one dad. sounds a bit risky desu
how diversified is he?

[Anonymous No.57678169]

>>57678073
based retard

[Anonymous No.57678171]

>>57678139
From now till earnings we'll domp to exactly 646.79 after which you'll experience pumps never seen before.

[Anonymous No.57678173]

>>57678152
Sounds like you have too much in one stock. Just take a little off the table.

[Anonymous No.57678174]

>>57678073
Anon tell him to at least write puts on it to protect downside and receive premium.

[Anonymous No.57678176]

>>57678153
i love him, but i just think nvidia is overpriced and due for a big pullback

[Anonymous No.57678180]

>>57678152
Keep in mind CRWD blew away earnings in Spring 2022 then the stock sold off for 9 months straight losing 60% of its market cap. Cybersec is volatile. Never buy at ATH

[Anonymous No.57678184]

>>57678176
so? wait it out, you're buying a company not playing at the casino

[Anonymous No.57678185]

Buy more missiles

[Anonymous No.57678188]

I farted so hard that it made my vagus nerve tingle. Today is bull.

[Anonymous No.57678193]

If I even so much as THINK about buying something it starts to dump. So if there's any stocks you guys are waiting for a good dip on lemme know.

[Anonymous No.57678195]

>>57678185
Based RTX enjoyer

[Anonymous No.57678197]

what ar ethe chances NVDA will exceed its earnings but the stock tanks?

[Anonymous No.57678204]

>>57678193
I'd love to scoop up more ACIC.

[Anonymous No.57678210]

Gold and oil

[Anonymous No.57678211]

>>57678197
Good morning Sir. >>57678171
no chance sir

[Anonymous No.57678212]

My Intel Celeron (ticker INTC) based laptop calculated this image using AI in just 8 hours!

[Anonymous No.57678217]

>>57678197
The same as all the other chances. No one has a fucking idea how the institutional investors will respond to whatever numbers they trot out.

[Anonymous No.57678222]

>>57678212
Nice, it's like making MP3s back in the day.

[Anonymous No.57678235]

>>57678174
>write puts for downside protection

[Anonymous No.57678236]

>>57678222
lol kids don't even know what mp3s is these days.

[Anonymous No.57678255]

>>57678158
You have a Dad who holds down a job
Your Blessed. YGMI

[Anonymous No.57678257]

>>57678174
I'm guess he's already overinvested in nvda so this doesn't make a lot sense. he doesn't want more nvda shares

[Anonymous No.57678262]

FAR OVERR MISTYY MOUNTAINS COLLD
TO DUNGEONS DEEP AND CAVERRNS OLLD

[Anonymous No.57678264]

>>57678212
Now let’s see (NVDA) GeForce based AI’s image

[Anonymous No.57678278]

>>57678264
The software I used should be deterministic so you'd get the same image, it would just be way faster on decent hardware.

[Anonymous No.57678282]

>>57678235
kek

[Anonymous No.57678318]

I think this is why there's such an intense debate about whether Nvidia is that interesting for AI or not.
Image models are very compute bound while language models tend to be more memory/bandwidth bound. GPGU will help you much more with image models than language models so people who mess with those are going to need the hardware more.

[Anonymous No.57678320]

>>57678278
>The software I used should be deterministic so you'd get the same image
what is it calculating then?

[Anonymous No.57678323]

>>57678235
It's okay to not understand derivatives anon. If i had a sub 500 cost basis on nvda and it's already free at spot, i'm not just going to ignore free premium for what would essentially be a stoploss.

[Anonymous No.57678326]

>>57678320
>what is it calculating then?
The image?

[Anonymous No.57678331]

>>57678139
Yeah, we kinda are

[Anonymous No.57678332]

>>57678323
Do you understand what it means to "write" a put? Explain how that provides downside protection

[Anonymous No.57678343]

>>57678326
I mean is there some input it receives? if the end result is always the same, what purpose does it serve and what is it even calculating. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.57678352]

>>57678343
The input is the text "a beautiful cat." If you change the text or use a non-default RNG seed you get a different image.

[Anonymous No.57678361]

>>57678073
Your dad is right. You are a pussy.

[Anonymous No.57678363]

how is alphabet so far behind on this AI shit. their tool are garbage.

[Anonymous No.57678368]

>>57678363
They let their "safety" retards talk them into slowing development and not releasing milestones

[Anonymous No.57678372]

>>57678363
They hired too many poos.

[Anonymous No.57678382]

>>57678363
Their image generator is the most cucked of all the AI tools I've experimented with so far, and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.57678388]

>>57678264
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Cat by NVDA

[Anonymous No.57678389]

>>57678368
IMO that's just one piece of the larger administrative disaster that a lot of these large tech companies are dealing with.
It's the same reason medicine, education, and real estate is so expensive for so little value right now: there's been this massive explosion in administration that only takes value away.

[Anonymous No.57678392]

>>57678343
If you are using a proper interface for AI generations you can choose to either randomize the seed or keep it fixed
AI art generates an image by denoising an input with a certain pattern or seed. Therefore if you generate an image and keep the seed and model the same, you will end up with the same image.
It gets a bit more complicated than that, but

[Anonymous No.57678400]

Five hours until NVDA goes back above $700

[Anonymous No.57678402]

>>57678388
I'd see what mine generates but I don't feel like waiting another 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.57678405]

>>57678389
Their reliance on H1B slave labor can't help, though. A lot of the jeets I worked with simply copypasted the code from their last job, edited and debugged it, and called it good.

[Anonymous No.57678414]

>>57678405
Yeah that's another issue.
Quite frankly most US "tech" is nearly worthless between these two things but people haven't caught on yet.

[Anonymous No.57678417]

FNKO looks slurpable here.
Shits going to pop huge with the Reddit IPO.

[Anonymous No.57678430]

>>57678363
Google is a branch of government and thus completely incompetent

[Anonymous No.57678437]

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.57678443]

>>57678437
>hits cigar

[Anonymous No.57678448]

>OH MY HECKIN FLYING CANDLESTICK MONSTER SELL SELL SELL SELLS LELS SLLE L SL ELE

[Anonymous No.57678471]

>>57678176
And if he sells at your insistence and you end up being very wrong (which is the most likely scenario imo), how will that affect your relationship? Leave it alone and manage your own positions nigga.

[Anonymous No.57678490]

>>57678382
after seeing it I'm seriously considering dumping my holdings. I think they are done innovating.

[Anonymous No.57678491]

>>57678073
>Doesn't learn.
Bobos are so impressionable. Did your dad have a son that lived ?

[Anonymous No.57678495]

>>57678323
bro just stop posting until the next thread so you can get a new ID

[Anonymous No.57678502]

>learned that most international indices don't have china a shares
>"No you don't understand its too risk we don't want the risk risk bad."
Suck my dick. Risk equals reward. I don't care if war breaks out I'm fucking buying those faggots. I would buy Russian companies too if I could

[Anonymous No.57678503]

>>57678437
incredible webm

[Anonymous No.57678530]

>>57678502
I got slapped by le sanctions after taking advantage of the russian market selloff. Fuck USA and EU. Let me buy these cheapies

[Anonymous No.57678538]

Bought some CCs back at a nice 40% discount.

[Anonymous No.57678539]

Is uranium going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57678546]

>>57678530
RSX? Or were you holding ADRs?

[Anonymous No.57678547]

>>57678090
>>57678212
>>57678388
AIslop spammers fuck off

[Anonymous No.57678548]

>>57678197
Earnings matter less than guidance. PANW for example beat earnings but lowered guidance slightly, stock went -25%

[Anonymous No.57678555]

>>57678502
It's funny people will go "uninvestable! Don't you know they arrest CEOs?!" then the moment Xi says "I will no longer allow the market to go down" they think he's Ron Paul or something.

[Anonymous No.57678560]

>>57678547
I'm over the novelty desu senpai. They're all so... samey.

[Anonymous No.57678565]

>>57678546
ADRs

[Anonymous No.57678569]

>>57678502
Right, except you're buying a shell company of a shell company - you've got no rights when you buy China. Might as well trade fucking chuck-e-cheese tokens and pretend it's ching chong shares.

[Anonymous No.57678583]

Yeah I think I'm gonna sell puts on NVDA

[Anonymous No.57678594]

>>57678583
lol

[Anonymous No.57678600]

natty gas bros

[Anonymous No.57678609]

>THREAD THEME FOR NVDA EARNINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zIoeaWuTc
DONT BE A PUSSY THERES NO NEED TO CRY
SO SHUT UP AND GET RIGHT CUZ NOW ITS TIME TO TRADE OR DIE
YEA (YOU) DONT NEED TO KNOW THE REASON WHY
JUST SHUT UP AND GET RIGHT CUZ NOW ITS TIME TO TRADE OR DIE

[Anonymous No.57678610]

>>57678539
three things to consider
>high rates have a negative effect on resource equities
>uranium miners have historically underperformed relative to the price of physical uranium
>demand outstrips supply and nobody will start seriously mining until sometime next month
basically its just not worth holding uranium unless youre patient.

[Anonymous No.57678620]

>>57678583
>like pennies in front of a steamroller

[Anonymous No.57678631]

>>57678583
Why not just buy calls, retard.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57678637]

I just got back from the dentist, what is the plan for today?

[Anonymous No.57678639]

>>57678323
What do you think you're trying to accomplish with this?

[Anonymous No.57678657]

>>57678637
We're selling puts

[Anonymous No.57678660]

>>57678637
chill out

[Anonymous No.57678661]

>market is crashing because of one company's earnings report
yeah I think I'm out. this facade of an economy is NOT lasting much longer

[Anonymous No.57678662]

>>57678637
Undertakeranon told me to go all in on RGR before earnings.

[Anonymous No.57678669]

>>57678631
IV

[Anonymous No.57678677]

>>57678003

[Anonymous No.57678689]

>>57678661
its dragging shit down that has absolutely no relation at all. pretty funny if i wasnt losing money. just reinforcing my plan to never buy an nvidia gpu ever

[Anonymous No.57678693]

>>57678502
>learned that most international indices don't have china a shares

Are you high? If you want to invest in China just go to any random Asia/Pacific bullshit. Even when they don't, it correlates to performance in the Chinese market.

[Anonymous No.57678698]

>>57678662
Not sure where you got the all in from. I preach the Ministry of Diversification except when it comes to demographics (Asian girls can stay).
My bill thesis for Ruger though is we have a ton of poor brown foreign criminals here now and Ruger is the firearm of choice for this sort.

[Anonymous No.57678714]

>>57678698
That's financial advice. I'm going all in. And if it doesn't work out, I'll see you in the ring!

[Anonymous No.57678726]

>>57678600
SOLDED
some UNL and BOIL

[Anonymous No.57678737]

>>57678669
Go deep in the money

[Anonymous No.57678739]

Would you invest in a company that had 4 different CEOs in 1 year?

[Anonymous No.57678777]

>>57678739
I don't have to worry about questions like this because ETFs don't have CEOs.

[Anonymous No.57678780]

>>57678739
only if they were all female

[Anonymous No.57678782]

Sold AMZN
Bought Tesla
Threw some profit in a US Small Cap tracker

I feel like a disgusting Pajeet.

[Anonymous No.57678793]

>>57678739
Why not? That’s called diversification and smart forward thinking. They picked the top candidate even after already having someone competent for the job. Think before you speak

[Anonymous No.57678794]

>he's holding NON NATGAS AND OIL tech troon shit

[Anonymous No.57678804]

NVDA will beat hugely and surge 20%. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.57678806]

So cannabis is up. QQQ puts are up. The 'controversial' career conversation with the higher ups EVERYONE warned me against saying "don't you think that is aggressive?" or "people looking to advance careers in companies aren't supposed so talk to the higher ups 'like that'.". Well fuck em all, because I put myself on a much faster track with a tangible goal for us to discuss at our next meeting. SO here is to all the bears, entrepreneurs and career wagies making money today. Everyone else is retarded and most likely acted as a faggot within the past 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.57678814]

>he didn't short the obvious MOTS scam pump
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57678815]

>>57678804
>desperate hope

[Anonymous No.57678823]

>>57678804
>surge 20%
>after dropping 40%

Yup you are right chud

[Anonymous No.57678846]

>>57678804
it would have to beat the expected beat of expected beat

[Anonymous No.57678847]

>>57678804
I literally bought 500$ puts for 03/08 last friday. was able to sell them for +200% profits. Anybody who was anybody knew it was the easiest money of the year.

[Anonymous No.57678853]

>>57678804
This is the dumbest and most illogical series of events; so of course it will happen.

[Anonymous No.57678863]

>>57678661
When I say fake and gay brother I mean fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57678867]

AI, more like ass impregnate

[Anonymous No.57678869]

>>57678853
buddy we still have another 80 dollary doo's to lose before we hit the stock prices for beginning of the month. that is at least another 10% loses.
If it wasn't for IV crush I would get back in

[Anonymous No.57678874]

>>57678853
>This is the dumbest and most illogical series of events; so of course it will happen.
Clown market veteran post right there

[Anonymous No.57678878]

>>57678869
I have no position related to NVDA. I just have seen this shit movie before.
>>57678874
THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.57678887]

>>57678806
>controversial' career conversation
what was that about

[Anonymous No.57678889]

>>57678661
yeah that is why the market is crashing. Because people didn't overbuy an already propped up market based on a literal fugazzi pulled by the US government on its people. Anyone who votes democrat again deserves whatever misery befalls them.

[Anonymous No.57678893]

I need NVDA to crash the market so that I can buy back in without paying near ATH prices

[Anonymous No.57678902]

>>57678893
how about you long the market and short nvda

[Anonymous No.57678903]

>>57678003
You all are following a strict set of back tested trading rules RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.57678904]

>>57678893
Furthering my point!

[Anonymous No.57678912]

>>57678903
no I just follow two people who are smarter than me and actually make money

[Anonymous No.57678918]

>>57678903
Nah fuck it we're doing it live.

[Anonymous No.57678919]

>>57678661
>stock market = economy

[Anonymous No.57678929]

calling tech troon shit tech troon shit>>>>>>>>>>>|threshold of GAYNESS|>caring about tech troon shit earnings at all>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DESPERATELY DEPENDING ON TECH TROON SHIT EARNINGS

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED
TO SOMEONE
OTHER THAN
NIGGERS, FAGGOTS, AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57678933]

debt free businesses will reign supreme you over leveraged bagholders

[Anonymous No.57678934]

>>57678889
>Anyone who votes democrat again deserves whatever misery befalls them.
You're not going to believe the margins with which Biden will win in November.

[Anonymous No.57678942]

>>57678934
I would. That's why I'm buying ammo.

[Anonymous No.57678950]

Laughing at that nigger that ignored my USO suggestion

[Anonymous No.57678965]

>He bought the top

[Anonymous No.57678966]

>>57678887
I am overqualified for the position I hold. I have the abilities and skills to do my bosses job. The only thing I Beyond running my own business, I didn't have other experience doing the job I am vying for. I also talked about the different philosophy I had about the companies missions/goals and how to achieve them in a manner that wasn't favorable in this type of cut throat environment. After 2 hours of conversating, where I could tell my superior was getting annoyed at my curiosity for the position and how it is I am breaking the faux paus of corporate culture. But again, fuck em, because me and my superior came to a compromise that allowed us to continue forward with a attainable goal and if done in the manner I say I can do it; they see no need to hinder my career path. There is a bottleneck though which was a hard pill to swallow. But I know what I need to do in order to be considered a 'company man'. I will see in 4 weeks whether I have moved the needle.

[Anonymous No.57678986]

>>57678903
I short penny stock pump and dumps. Not sure you could reasonably backtest that. At any rate I'm quite profitable. I do have a backtested day trading system I use with TSLA but it's not the kind of thing that will last forever. Eventually the massive daily TSLA volume will dry up and the alpha with it

[Anonymous No.57678990]

You don't really believe "the whole stock market is waiting on NVDA earnings" do you? That's fucking nonsensical

[Anonymous No.57679002]

>>57678950
is there a more liquid Crude oil ETF than USO?
that thing has a robust options chain but the lack of dividends from holding treasuries or bills on margin reduces its appeal, tbqh.

[Anonymous No.57679004]

bear candle bear candle!

[Anonymous No.57679010]

>>57678804
bargaigning

[Anonymous No.57679018]

>>57679002
/CL

[Anonymous No.57679027]

>QQQ

[Anonymous No.57679028]

>>57678889
>>57678889
>Trump wins
>MAGA MAGA MAGA
>TEFLON DON DID IT AGAIN!

>Biden wins
>RIDIN WITH BIDEN!
>Booooooooorn in the USA~ Booooooooooorn in the USA~


Commercial Might and Divine Right is all that matters they all work for Mister Morgan. JP Morgan is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.57679033]

>DistroTube the linux guy has a book out about options trading and started a second yt channel called dtoptions
This is bearish

[Anonymous No.57679034]

>>57679018
>/CL

[Anonymous No.57679036]

>>57679004
It's absurd, there's literally nothing happening right now. No reason to be buying or selling in an significant volume, all trading is running on pure speculation

[Anonymous No.57679042]

>>57679036
Sam I dont think what your boy here just said!

[Anonymous No.57679043]

Could not possibly make easier money than shorting VTYX right now. Literally stuffing money in your pockets

[Anonymous No.57679044]

>>57678950
Yep, just sold some seconds ago. What a bunch of NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.57679045]

>>57678170
Black father, multiple disabilities, identifies as queer.

[Anonymous No.57679047]

>>57678966
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.57679057]

[Anonymous No.57679058]

>>57678990
We live in nonsensical times

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679060]

>>57679045
No way in hell is he going to make it.

[Anonymous No.57679064]

SMCI bros.. Semiconductors supposed to be the answer. You told me they were crack in all but name AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.57679069]

Cashbros..how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57679070]

>>57678003
Bababros we're so back!

[Anonymous No.57679085]

[Anonymous No.57679089]

reversal time?
No
I dont think so
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.57679099]

>>57679047
quite a bit, actually. I have my own 2nd hand dealer shop; I also am working at getting a non profit going. The career is niche so I would doxx myself at this point by saying the position/firm. I am looking to either make a lateral move into another dept. OR get the 'corporate' training to make a transfer to assist in the scaling of the firm.

[Anonymous No.57679100]

>>57679069
I like cash. It makes me feel stable.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679104]

>>57679069
cash bros probably feel like post op trannys because they have no balls. if you really think it's going down go short.

[Anonymous No.57679107]

[Anonymous No.57679108]

NVDA will never see 700 again

>>57679100
Same. Stable and insulent from jewry

[Anonymous No.57679112]

SOLDED bunches of GREEN holdings
so might as well take a COMFY NAP so I can be energized when it's time to watch the TECH TROONS wailing in the AH.
I
HATE
THE
ANTICHRIST
AND
HIS
NIGGERCHIPS

[Anonymous No.57679114]

MAKE IT STOP AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57679116]

there are currently 2 nvidia threads on /pol/

[Anonymous No.57679122]

>>57679116
at what point are we going to call this a shoeshine boy moment

[Anonymous No.57679130]

so these two days have been shit because of just one company? lmao clown market always delivers, going all in on nvda

[Anonymous No.57679133]

>>57679104
You bought the centurial top, didnt you? You now feel pressured to make even more risky trades on leverage to make back your losses, dont you? I bet your blood pressure is about the only thing that pumps for you right now, baggie. Lets face it. Its fucking over for you. Done. Finished.

[Anonymous No.57679137]

should i buy a $1,000 call 2/23 NVDA call for $75 right now?

[Anonymous No.57679138]

>>57679122
today probably

[Anonymous No.57679143]

>>57679116
He didn't see the signs

[Anonymous No.57679148]

[Anonymous No.57679155]

>>57679130
There's 82 posters in this thread, that's what happens when market makers are providing all that sweet liquidity - suckers get fleeced

[Anonymous No.57679156]

Yo what the fuck is this shit? NVDA dumping 2% for literally no apparent reason is RIDICULOUS. Any stock moving like that is ridiculous.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679158]

>>57679133
I'm just getting started.

[Anonymous No.57679160]

NEVER
SCARED

[Anonymous No.57679161]

>>57679116
bear signal

[Anonymous No.57679164]

SMCI has been giving bounce plays all day. Imagine not shorting each one of these rips for the easiest money of your life

[Anonymous No.57679170]

hope you guys slurped, that 30 minute candle was a generational buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.57679173]

>>57679130
>2 days
No
2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.57679174]

>>57678174
>>57678235
>>57678323
>>57678332
>>57678495
Hearty fucking chuckle. I'm still giggling.

[Anonymous No.57679184]

>>57679044
and it's back, green in a sea of red. Target of 95

[Anonymous No.57679185]

>>57679174
Best investing community on the internet right here baby

[Anonymous No.57679188]

Should I hold bros? I been investing into NVIDIA for more then a month gained over 900 dollars but didn’t sell thought the week of stagnation was nothing thought of would just go back up when earnings came out didn’t expect the bubble to pop haven’t lost money yet so should I hold will it go up when the earnjngs report comes out?

[Anonymous No.57679196]

>>57679099
I see you've mastered the art of the politician's answer, you'll make a fine corporate guy

[Anonymous No.57679200]

>>57679188
i held thru earnings and got stopped. lost 10% of gains

[Anonymous No.57679206]

>>57679137
>>57679137
>>57679137
>>57679137
is anybody buying??????????

[Anonymous No.57679207]

>>57679188
>the emotional investor
But seriously if can't stand the idea going red and potentially losing most of the investment grab what profits you have and try to learn somthehing from your little crusade here

[Anonymous No.57679214]

>>57679160
BONE CRUSSHAA!!!

WHY YOU FUQ WIT DAT NIIGGAAHH!!??

[Anonymous No.57679215]

>>57679137
Lol

[Anonymous No.57679217]

>fidelity let's me lend out the etfs in my retirement account that I'm not using in order to get interest payments
Wait what's the catch? Even if it's a few bucks isn't that a no brained? It's not like I'm touching it for a few decades

[Anonymous No.57679220]

Google's ai image generator is hilariously pozzed. It's quite entertaining.

[Anonymous No.57679225]

>>57679156
Hmm maybe something to do with PE >90

[Anonymous No.57679232]

>>57679206
Most retarded thing I have ever heard. You think it will bound 340 dollars in two days?

[Anonymous No.57679236]

>>57679217
There's basically no catch. Enjoy your free money anon. It won't be much though

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679237]

>>57679206
I want to, but I'm a cash gang tranny.

[Anonymous No.57679240]

>>57679137
expect to lose 75 bucks but if it makes you happy to buy it why not

[Anonymous No.57679242]

>>57679225
PE doesnt matter boomer

[Anonymous No.57679244]

>>57679220
I think it's horrifying that all of these AI generators have immediately succumbed to the most retarded social justice warrior demands. If completely innocuous prompts that contain the word "woman" are rejected but the same prompts with "man" aren't, something is wildly wrong.

[Anonymous No.57679245]

>>57679237
you disappoint bill

[Anonymous No.57679250]

>>57679242
Ah yes, vibes based investing. A sound strategy.

[Anonymous No.57679252]

>>57679206
*IV sounds grow louder*

[Anonymous No.57679258]

Niggers and kikes tried to get you to hold yesterday. Niggers and kikes will try to get you to sell today

[Anonymous No.57679260]

>>57679242
A few days back I distinctly recall anons saying the 97 RSI on the SMCI daily chart didn't matter either

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679263]

>>57679245
Why should I buy now, when SPY is going to drop to below $490 before Friday at the close?

[Anonymous No.57679265]

>>57679250
Why peepee ratios don't matter has been discussed here at length. It's historically been a shitty indicator of how well companies will do, especially big tech companies.

[Anonymous No.57679268]

>>57679250
Still probably beats technical analysis lol

[Anonymous No.57679269]

>insane amount of capital flowing into options
prepare for the gigacrab

[Anonymous No.57679270]

>>57679244
Google's is way worse than the others. Bing will more or less give you approximately what you asked for or decline to give you anything. Google does this:

[Anonymous No.57679272]

What are some companies similar to BRK.B? They own a ton of private equity businesses and also own huge chunks of public companies. They use the premiums payed to them from their private insurance businesses to purchase shares of public companies. I also like that they don’t pay a dividend and focus on stock buybacks because I hold BRK.B in my taxable account.

[Anonymous No.57679274]

>>57679250
PE doesn't matter when a company is in growth mode. PE matters later when it's fully established

[Anonymous No.57679277]

>>57679250
vibes based trading is the way to go

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679278]

>>57679258
Well it's like I always say. With Jews you win.

[Anonymous No.57679281]

>>57679260
High RSI literally doesn't matter if your time horizon is long enough to accommodate the stock coming back up after it dips

[Anonymous No.57679282]

>>57679270
It's terrible but you can't really judge by using the free version garbage.

[Anonymous No.57679286]

>>57679207
Meh true I’m a noob to investing only experience I have is a high school class teaching up how to actually save money and invest it also this place what should I put my money into? I think I should just pull out my money and put it back into my bank account until I know what I’m doing

[Anonymous No.57679289]

>>57679250
I'm unironically on the Klaus Schwab school of thought where only perception of the market matters.

[Anonymous No.57679297]

>>57679270
lol wow that's fucking egregious. The engineers behind those decisions unironically think it's okay, completely insufferable people

[Anonymous No.57679301]

>>57679281
Think very carefully about what presumptions you have about the stock market, anon

[Anonymous No.57679306]

>>57679297
>engineers
Don't you mean the DEI Officers?

[Anonymous No.57679309]

>>57679236
I own the some of the biggest etfs in the world but I might break up VT into VTI/VEA/VWO in order to get some more volume

[Anonymous No.57679311]

the terror in the market for fomc+nvda earnings is palpable. SPY RVOL is 45% lmao

[Anonymous No.57679312]

When nvidia blitzed by 666 an anon in smg said we’d hit 666 again and then rebound

[Anonymous No.57679315]

Dumb, smelly retail traders say NVDA will crash. Some contrarians say it will pump. G*d's chosen know it will do the impossible, however, and crab.

[Anonymous No.57679317]

>>57679270
>Irish women

[Anonymous No.57679325]

>>57679270
im so tired boss
imagine investing in hollywood

[Anonymous No.57679335]

>>57679270
this must be fake. those other three images were created with different prompts. top left is genuine

[Anonymous No.57679336]

>>57679297
Somebody already found a way to fuck with it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679338]

WHY IS IT GOING UP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57679341]

The last time I touched stocks was making money off gay sex with SIGA. I just wanted to share that. Also, as an expert who has literally never lost money in the stock market I would not touch NVDA. Too much talmudic energy swirling around right now.

[Anonymous No.57679343]

>>57679315
The max asspain theory.

[Anonymous No.57679349]

>>57679338
You didn’t get the “go signal”?? But you’re one of them

[Anonymous No.57679350]

>>57679270
Gemini literally doing this meme, based.

[Anonymous No.57679356]

>>57679336
lol that can't be real

[Anonymous No.57679357]

Man the faces in ImageFX are fucking horrifying.
>>57679336
Kek

[Anonymous No.57679360]

>>57679242
until it does

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679372]

>>57679349
You're right, I forgot to look at the GoNoGo... We are still under a firm NoGo, I'm buying puts fuck cash. #LetsMakeSomeMoney.

[Anonymous No.57679373]

>>57679270
This Bing makes pretty retarded anime girls who you just want to hug and fug.

[Anonymous No.57679374]

>>57678332
>>57679174
>>57679184
>>57678495
>>57678332
It's a bullish position for one because they are not supposed to go itm, but the cost basis is so low that if they do and get exercised still walking away with solid profit. So if anon's dad really did get in last october. Hit 100% on shares already can have 1k shares of nvda free if they sell atm. If they instead were to write weekly puts at 600 for that free half net premium would be 7k, should nvda earning response be terrible you let the written puts expire itm your shares are called away the premium received makes up for pps lost, half the shares are gone and you still have 1k free shares. Most likely they don't hit and at worst you risk half your shares for a free 7k.

[Anonymous No.57679377]

>>57679357
Similar prompt with dall-e. Jewgle's so far behind it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.57679378]

>>57679270
they programmed it to be as kiked as possible

[Anonymous No.57679390]

>>57679378
>Chief spitting seed
holy fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.57679401]

>>57679374
just stop

[Anonymous No.57679402]

>>57679390

[Anonymous No.57679406]

>>57679401
Diamond hands bro nvda to the moon, just buy otm calls.

[Anonymous No.57679414]

>>57679374
>the written puts expire itm your shares are called away
if you write a put and it gets exercised, someone will sell their shares to you. that means you buy the shares. buy.

[Anonymous No.57679416]

>>57679374
H-haha, n-nice troll anon..

[Anonymous No.57679417]

>>57679402
We're really going to end up with AM, aren't we? What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.57679418]

>>57679374
You don't lose shares when you write puts that expire itm you buy them.

[Anonymous No.57679421]

>>57679402
>instead of focusing on skin color...let's focus on nothing but skin color
holy kek I'm shorting this shit now.

[Anonymous No.57679427]

>>57679406
regardless of if you're doing it on purpose or attempting to be funny, you're a moron and should stop posting

[Anonymous No.57679431]

>>57679427
No

[Anonymous No.57679436]

>>57679406
>realized he's retarded so now he's pretending to be pretending to be retarded
anon the thread is almost over just let it go and start fresh

[Anonymous No.57679442]

Even Carmack thinks the shit is getting out of hand and he never posts political stuff

[Anonymous No.57679445]

If I hit marching call they just sell everything and I'm good right? Right.
Let's go NVIDIA. Let's get this bag.

[Anonymous No.57679446]

>broker charges their commission via the bid/ask spread
>only use limit orders
>never have to pay commission

[Anonymous No.57679455]

>>57679378
if this wasn't clown market, I'd short the shit out of AI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57679480]

>>57679372
Well I looked away for fucking 10 minutes and my puts are already under fucking water and now we're under a firm GO signal. Fuck this shit. Why doesn't it just pick a direction and just go or no go.

[Anonymous No.57679486]

>>57679480
based retard kike

[Anonymous No.57679488]

>>57679378
In earlier versions they were just adding keywords randomly to the prompt so you would ask for an apple and there would just be a random black man there.

[Anonymous No.57679517]

>>57679421
>>57679417

[Anonymous No.57679519]

>entire world market hinges on NVDA

[FRESH No.57679521]

>>57679462
>>57679462
>>57679462

[Anonymous No.57679525]

You could’ve bought electricity. You instead bought companies that pay for electricity.

[Anonymous No.57679538]

>>57678490
>I think they are done innovating.
This was obvious to me a year ago. I'm surprised you waited so long.

[Anonymous No.57679561]

>>57678382
Not only is it irredeemably cucked but the images are shitty. Stable Diffusion with a half decent lora is better

[Anonymous No.57679569]

>>57679519
>>57679519
All the money I made in the 22 weeks of fucking basic and AIT are in NVIDIA AND ITS CRASHING it’s so fucking over

[Anonymous No.57679601]

>>57679045
This sounds like CEO material. I’ll have what they/them are buying.

[Anonymous No.57679623]

>It's almost March
>my bonus from last year still isn't here
Why

[Anonymous No.57679681]

>>57678113

That Monster energy can is mega cute.

[Anonymous No.57679709]

>>57678071
>surprised when natgas does something unexpected.
its not called the widow maker for nothing

[Anonymous No.57679827]

>>57679390
nice

[Anonymous No.57680088]

>>57678912
who do you follow?

[Anonymous No.57681036]

>>57678139
Nah

[Anonymous No.57681046]

>>57678236
Kids can’t even read these days.

[Anonymous No.57681297]

whats up niggerfagtrannyretards? making any money today?