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57663340 No.57663340 [Reply] [Original]

My name isn't important. What is important is the fact that you are poor. You are probably going to kill yourself within the year.

I'm writing this to let you in on a secret. What if I told you I crafted the perfect most beautiful shitcoin you had ever seen. Would you believe me? What if I told you my shitcoin was on THE most popular chain, AND that it has a completely unique ticker that has never been used before - AND that it has a bullish narrative now and going forward the next few months and through the election.

In a month from now people will be pouring in to look for the shitcoin to ape a new credit card into. A shitcoin that speaks to their soul, something that makes sense. Retail will come and we will be there, waiting. They will buy the shitcoin and we will go to the moon - then you will dump on them savagely. It's important that we not let the goyim cattle out of their cages, this economy CANNOT survive that. In order for us to make it together, we need to work together. That's why I need your help. Help me help you - we have too much of the coin in our dev wallet(oopsie) We were gonna just burn it all but we decided it'd be better to airdrop it instead. On the burn date if we have your wallet you'll get the airdrop, but there's not much time. If you're interested drop your addy in the tg /samefags_anonymous

>> No.57663344
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57663344

>>57663340
What's important is you have to go back.

>> No.57663359 [DELETED] 
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>>57663344
>posts a r*ddit pic
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.
> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>> No.57663367
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57663367

>>57663340
>posts a r*ddit pic
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.
> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm
> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>> No.57663381

>>57663359
>>57663359
what a retard, does anyone know what the fuck is going on here? thanks for the bumps I guess

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57663442

bump

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>>57663381
What's going on is you exposed yourself as a plebbitor by posting a meme from plebbit, got instantly called out, and hence now your thread is ruined. Picrel is you.

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>>57663340
>You are probably going to kill yourself within the year.
that's the plan, but in the meantime I would like to give myself a little life of luxury to leave without regrets; I'm already starting with it, I mean, my income comes from BIGMIKE, I always wanted to have 2 salaries with a shitcoin

>> No.57664131

>>57663340
big if true

>> No.57664292

Alright you know what, this looks good. I'm in. It would be retarded not to buy at least $20 of this.

>> No.57664572

>>57664292
based

>> No.57664589

fuck it I'm aping this, if it rugs I lose $5, big deal

>> No.57664954

up 2x already, BASED

>> No.57665294

>>57663340
Go back.