/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57640536]

>Dont piss in your toilet, it is free to piss outside and provides essential nutrients to your bean garden
>Dont flush your toilet until you have shat in it at least three times
>I don’t wanna see you touching toilet paper unless you’re stocking it as the janitor

[Anonymous No.57640561]

>>57640536
>Dont piss in your toilet
don't worry 90% on this board don't have one

[Anonymous No.57640594]

>>57640536
I literally drink my urine everyday. Urine is not waste like we’ve been lied to but ultra filtered blood plasma that has all our antibodies, stem cells, minerals, vitamins, proteins, enzymes, amino acids etc to balance us perfectly. I was sick as fuck 3 years ago. Came across urine therapy, if all made sense. Started doing it… cured my issues in a week.

If you want to do a test… strike a match and slightly burn the top of your hand… nothing crazy. Then rub your urine on the burn a couple different times. Pain will go away and it’ll heal perfectly.

[Anonymous No.57640595]

>Shoes? God gave you soles for a reason buddy!

[Anonymous No.57640809]

>piss into a cookie tray and dry it in the sun to make salt
>have a condensation catcher above to the piss tray to make water
>you need to save every penny

[El Arcón No.57641000]

Is this piece of shit on the left supposed to be the same piece of shit on the right? No wonder I can't stand that fucker and his endless stream of satanic talking points.

[Anonymous No.57641041]

>>57640809
>he can afford baking trays
Must have won the lottery did you bud?

[Anonymous No.57641445]

>>57640536
I would unironically use my both my pee pee AND my poo poo to fertilize my property if I had space. In fact I plan on doing this if I ever get a homestead as it saves massively on water and closes the nutrient cycle.
IT IS SAFE IF YOU DO IT PROPERLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57641864]

>>57641000

underage poster detected

[Anonymous No.57641897]

>>57640536
Bros that's why you should heavily invest in AI and make it before we reach a point of globalization where they will force us to EAT ZA BUGS AND BE LE HAPPY. For real, get into $AGRS, $ICP or $THETA and make it fast, 10 years from now on this will be so ingrained into our culture the new generations wont even be able to know its wrong

[Anonymous No.57641937]

>>57640594
Call into the Ramsey show and get your atta boy

[Anonymous No.57643992]

>>57640536
>The youth today has no work ethic
>When I was young and I wanted something I went down the road to flip burgers at Joe's grill and let me tell you it took me ALL, FRIGGIN, SUMMER, before I could afford my starter home

[Anonymous No.57644015]

>>57641445
piss kills grass retard

[Anonymous No.57644123]

>>57640594
This is legitimately true, but only if you’re hydrating properly.

[Anonymous No.57644170]

>>57641864
There is now a generation that does not know what the Simpsons was.

[Anonymous No.57644201]

>>57643992
>When I was young and I wanted something I went down the road to flip burgers at Joe's grill and let me tell you it took me ALL, FRIGGIN, SUMMER, before I could afford my starter home
This is why I don't listen to these boomers.

[Anonymous No.57644264]

>>57640594

Urine is basically nutrients your body didn't absorb and being wasted. If you weren't wasting your money on excessive food (aka anything not beans and rice), then you wouldn't need to pee or poop. Drink your urine and use this time to think about the baby steps.

[Anonymous No.57644725]

>>57640536
>Dont flush your toilet until you have shat in it at least three times
Sure, what could possibly go wrong!?

[Anonymous No.57644733]

>>57644725
cut your turds using your piss, reclaim that piss using condensation and use it to bankroll your bean gains

[Anonymous No.57644967]

>>57644733
K

[Anonymous No.57644981]

>>57640536
>if you live with your family, do a “family flush” at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.57645007]

>have crohns
>develop a fistula connecting my bowel to my urinary tract
>feels like i have an internal papercut at all times
>if i eat too much or strain, my guts are sore the whole day
>if i urinate during or after a shit, theres a good chance I'll piss small amounts of solid matter, including white mucusy bits
>specialist says surgery is the only cure and its best not to operate there unless its debilitating and to watch for blood or infection which hasnt happened
>this has gone on for three years
tldr i piss shit sometimes, aint drinking it

[Anonymous No.57645064]

>>57645007
are you Mr Beast? that disease sounds very nasty my little buddy. Can anything be done? Pajeets would worship you as a god, the shitpisser

[Anonymous No.57645231]

>>57640561
underrtated fpbp

[Anonymous No.57645250]

>>57640536
>pic related

[Anonymous No.57645288]

>>57641445
Have had a compost toilet for 3 years now. Flushing is weird at this point. Store it for 1.5 years and get perfect compost. Shit is cash for pumpkins. I still don't use it on fresh green crops like salads.

[Anonymous No.57645389]

>>57645288
checked. I'd eat poop fertilized salad.

[Anonymous No.57645451]

>>57640561
/thread

[Anonymous No.57645478]

>>57640536
don't waste your money on food, there are plenty of leftovers at the local restaurants and trash bins!

[Anonymous No.57645485]

>>57640536
don't waste your money on a prostitute, just make a whole in a watermelon!

[Anonymous No.57645512]

spend as much as possible, increase dopamine and abundance mentality, say positive affirmations and use credit cards and loans (including margin trading) to increase leverage until the risk is so severe that it makes you physically sick or else you'll be a fucking urchin forever

[Anonymous No.57645843]

>>57640536
I piss and shit in my customer's toilets and on time that I invoice for.

[Anonymous No.57647334]

>>57645064
>the shitpisser
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.57647424]

>>57640536
>pees on a self-nitrogen fixing leguminous crop
>ngmi

Dilute your pee in water and use it on tomato or corn or something else instead

[Anonymous No.57649573]

>go start your bean garde-ACK MY LOWER BACK

[Anonymous No.57649582]

>go start your bean gard-ACK MY LOWER B-ACK

[Anonymous No.57649596]

>>57640536
I only use toilet to empty my piss jar.

[Anonymous No.57649758]

>>57640536
Fun fact: Everyone shits on Ramsey but the bigger think here is why they shit on Ramsey. And it's because people don't want to have to admit they could tough it out on less to get out of debt and honestly not have that shitty of a time.

Ramsey doesn't have to be right, he's just a hell of a lot less wrong than these poorfag wagies up to their eyeballs in debt.

[Anonymous No.57649858]

>>57649758
he is a grifter that gaslights his followers into believing they can make by being a wage slave and by sacrificing every pleasure in life to save an extra few hundred dollars each month

[Anonymous No.57649881]

>>57640536
Modern day /biz/ makes me really miss these threads

[Anonymous No.57649890]

>dunk on ramsey
>everyone chuckles at his extremely basic debt-free focused advice
>98% of /biz/ unironically has a network under $100k
dunning-kruger is probably stronger here than any other board, except maybe /fit/

[Anonymous No.57649930]

>>57643992
>I used to live in my buddy's 1,100 square foot basement for $100 a month and I had work FORTY HOURS a week DELIVERING PIZZAS for a YEAR before I could pay off my first two rental properties

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