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Not gonna lie after seeing years of advertising on their twitter, I've decided to finally become a user

>> No.57628328

any tips on best practices from the more experienced users?

>> No.57628384

kys

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>>57628324
>>57628328
>t. suicidal porn addict named Adem Kayser who begs for twitter attention on biz

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>>57628324
>Not gonna lie
*proceeds to lie*

what makes sad people pretend like this?

>> No.57628458

>>57628384
my bad dude I know ccip is a touch subject for you!

>> No.57628466

>>57628404
lots of projection there. Never marry an investment bud :/

>>57628443
what's the lie? I've succumbed to the incredible tech (based on all the ads). Hopefully it's actually real. Very excited to get started here...

>> No.57628475

>>57628458
touchy*

>> No.57628484

ok I went here: https://docs.chain.link/ccip and it said I need to apply

Is this legit? I didn't realize it was like getting a job. I just want to use the tech, not go through an interview

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>>57628404
The eternal bagcel...

>> No.57628538

Can’t tell if serious but I’ll bite. It’s not available for general access yet. The team said release by end of q1 this year.

>> No.57628569

>>57628324
oh look it's the brown incel regurgitating his shit again lmao

>> No.57628591

>>57628324
>>57628328
>>57628458
>>57628466
>>57628475
>>57628484
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Save some newfags from falling for the janny astroturf token

>> No.57628605

>>57628591
Reminder you can say
>Buttcorn
>Shithereum
and the like all day long. But try saying
>chainst*nk
And see what happens :)

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>>57628538
Fuck yes LINKmarines, another 6 more years under $20, but after those 6 years have elapsed, we will FINALLY be able to live the lives we are owed and have the sex which was denied to us!

>> No.57628641

>>57628569
glad I could give you a laugh Sage. It's good to see you again

>>57628538
ahh that makes sense. I just figured given all the advertising it was out already. Classic... I guess I'll wait for general access. I am just dying to use thing. Sounds like a total game changer based on all the ads

>> No.57628671

i wonder what a chainlink ccip dev rug play can look like. because you can burn and transfer funds to another blockchain, i imagine devs would like to do this

>> No.57628672

>>57628484
>https://docs.chain.link/ccip

Look at this fucking garbage.
Imagine "investing" in this 2017-ICO shitcoin and thinking this has any use....

>> No.57629692

Banger thread. Stay based king Thomas. Linkcels seething

>> No.57629714

>>57628484
This reminds me of scientology.
>muh super secret books, you will have to pay us for the privilege

>> No.57629807

They dont want something like Kenis just copying it and charging a fraction of the cost. i guess thats why they are keeping it under wraps after release so that its hard to copy it

>> No.57630879

I wrote Sage a little song...

Sagie are you ok
Are you ok
Are you ok Sagie

music part:

>dun dunna dunna dunnn da, dunnna dun da dunn da

Sagie are you ok
Are you ok
Are you ok Sagie

>> No.57630890

Update from earlier:

CCIP general access is still not out.

I checked with some community members on the timetable: soon

>> No.57630905

this brainbroken kekfuddie talks to himself here every single day for years now lmao

>> No.57631011

adem little man do you want me to help you hold those bags

>> No.57631040

>>57628443
>what makes sad people pretend like this?
bullied early, no love from family or friends, early to porn and/or addicted to medicine

>> No.57631042

>>57629714
It does feel like being in a cult that stole all my money holding chainlink does actually

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lmao Adem Kayser brown nigger losing his mind

>> No.57632035

>>57628328
>>57628458
>>57628466
>>57628475
>>57628484
>>57628641
>>57630879
>>57630890
Looks like hes done for the day, time to go back to masturbating!

>> No.57632105

>>57630890
CCIP GA on wednesday

>> No.57632712

>>57632105
Would coincide with ari juels book release, maybe he mentions some stuff thats still under nda

>> No.57633973

>>57631757
Here sagie sagie sagie sagie

>whistles
>throws dog bone
>sagie sprints after it

Good boy sagie!!!!

>> No.57633980

>>57632035
You got it wrong, Im testing

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna tesssssssssssssst

>> No.57635009

>>57628324
https://xswap.link/

>> No.57635761

>>57628324
You can use either of these products to become a ccip user:

https://twitter.com/onthisxyz
https://twitter.com/xswap_link

You're welcome.

>> No.57637259

>>57628538
hahaha

>> No.57638074

>>57628671
Well exactly because of this they won't let indians use it before they know for sure it's not abusable

>> No.57638120

>>57628404
Based necklace

>> No.57638131

>>57628324
To the urinal of course

>> No.57638318

>>57628484
Go use the testnet version. Once you have a project with it integrated, then ask for permission for Mainnet access.

>> No.57638843

>>57631042
kek. Chainlink is based.