Normie girls at work think I’m rich off bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57608499]

I used to always talk about crypto around my coworkers when I was a rabid cryptobro.
I was so obsession and I actual thought it would raise my smv
Sold in March and lost 3/4 of my net worth never bought back in because I shut off crypto news
My coworkers are now asking me about the ETF and the current pump which I didn’t even know about

[Anonymous No.57608515]

pretend you have a lot of crypto but are frugal and dont' spend a lot cause you're still investing in it

use your status to fuck them nigga

[Anonymous No.57608591]

>he thought money could buy him attraction
if you're not tall and good looking, you're just a target
you can expect some retroactive sexual assault charges even if you buy their pussy for a day

[Anonymous No.57608597]

>>57608499
>Sold in March and lost 3/4 of my net worth never bought back in

[Anonymous No.57608605]

>>57608499
Imagine telling people you have/had crypto. Ngmi
I only discuss crypto with two close friends

[Anonymous No.57608613]

>>57608499
how the fuck someone loses money with cryto???

[Anonymous No.57608691]

>>57608499
>Sold in March and lost 3/4 of my net worth
why did you do this? you need the money right then? why did you think the price wouldn't correct?

[Anonymous No.57608694]

>>57608499
use that to get into some of these pussies offered to you
then dunno you can always say you bought the obamasonicinu or linu or maybe bitconnect and they will try to console you with more sex

[Anonymous No.57608718]

>>57608613
someone has to lose it for others to make it

[Anonymous No.57608719]

>>57608691
maybe he held shitcoins
lord knows I wish I sold some of the bullshit I bought that dumped 99% and keeps dumping even as the entire market pumps

[Anonymous No.57608842]

Keep up the image so you can creampie them

[Anonymous No.57608845]

>>57608718

false, It's not a zero sum scheme, it's not even a pyramid scheme, it's a buy the dip scheme, ya feels me?

[Anonymous No.57608871]

>>57608515
Based and Chadpilled.

[Anonymous No.57608891]

You're a faggot OP, who will never make it. You follow trends and green candles and know nothing about cycles.

But I digress, I'm talking to a bot.

[Anonymous No.57608896]

>>57608499
>talked about crypto with coworkers
>sold the exact bottom of the market
You're as much of a noob as you can possibly be... see you again when you FOMO back into the top. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.57608898]

>>57608718
this literally isn't true.
for instance something can open undervalued, be bought, bought more, bought more ect. Nobody sells, the price will increase until someone takes profit.
That person profits, more people buy.

If someone had to always lose 1$ for every 1$ made in stocks or crypto then these markets would never grow.

In fact, basically in any market you're practically guarenteed to make money simply by holding till in-profit.

[Anonymous No.57608899]

>>57608613
Buy high sell low. Get rugged with shitcoins. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57609499]

>>57608845
>>57608898
This as long as its not all going to 0 its not a 0 sum game
I used to spam the example like this here:
A mines and sell for 50 dollar in 2013
B buys and sells for 300 dollar in 2013
C buys and sells for 10000 dollar in 2017
D buys and sells at 20000 dolllar in 2022
E buys and holds
All are in or had profit

[Anonymous No.57609515]

>>57608515
>>57608871
Does this work
Woman think im poor i think, but i have high 5 figures in crypto which would impress young woman here

[Anonymous No.57609622]

>>57608499
I'd probably come clean before one of your dumbass workmates accidentally mentions it to his 'diverse' friendship group and they pay you a visit with a pair of pliers and the full belief that, if they torture you enough, you'll transfer all that juicy BTC to them (the juicy BTC you no longer have).