/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57596909]

>No... NO! DONT SELL MY STOCK! DONT SELL MY STOCK
>NOOOOO

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57595018

[Anonymous No.57596917]

Up 4.04% YTD

[Anonymous No.57596919]

You *were* the first out the door, weren't you, anon?

[Anonymous No.57596921]

Gonna visit a bunch of regional banks tomorrow and pull this stunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzz8BvaQL9Q

[Anonymous No.57596922]

How are they having sex with clothes on?

[Anonymous No.57596931]

so now the fed either has to obliterate the purchasing power of the dollar or let every company in the United States collapse

[Anonymous No.57596930]

slurping SOXL at the dip this morning saved my ass. only down 0.05% today

any schizos want to chime in on how tomorrow might look?

[Anonymous No.57596936]

>>57596931
Says who?

[Anonymous No.57596939]

>>57596930
spy 4 gorillion

[Anonymous No.57596943]

Inflation going up

[Anonymous No.57596945]

>>57596919
Yes I sold 74 shares today of different things. I wouldn't say I'm out the door yet... but I'm grabbing the handle...

[Anonymous No.57596947]

>sp500 4900
>btc 49000

[Anonymous No.57596948]

Quick, someone BLESS this thread with a
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NAT
GAS
AND
OIL
I
L

[Anonymous No.57596953]

PPT mobilized at the last minute

[Anonymous No.57596957]

>>57596922
dis nigga's not a connoisseur of sex in clothes lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.57596958]

Cisco gon go up

[Anonymous No.57596964]

Are you guys Anna D'Armas posting now?

[Anonymous No.57596965]

That last green candle is a fake one. Dont get heemed and short smartly

[Anonymous No.57596970]

>>57596958
Wait is CSCO today or tomorrow?
I have to post this chart to see

[Anonymous No.57596972]

Alright I'm going back to bed and getting drunk. Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.57596974]

I spent the last 6 hours convincing everyone here to sell their stocks

(lmfao)

[Anonymous No.57596975]

>>57596943
It is an election year, after all.

[Anonymous No.57596976]

AND I SAID

[Anonymous No.57596982]

>>57596953
>>57596046
>>57596125
>>57596818
Wallah wallah

[Anonymous No.57596984]

>>57596964
is she single?

[Anonymous No.57596989]

>>57596984
All women are.

[Anonymous No.57596991]

>>57596958
Good pick on the trash stock today, Undertaker.

[Anonymous No.57596993]

>>57596974
I spent the last 6 hours convincing everyone here to buy their stocks

(lmfao)

[Anonymous No.57596999]

>>57596943
Inflation gettin' sticky uh
Powell smokin' thickies uh
Gonna make this show look bigger than Mickey
This ain't no QE quickie
Browse them tickers you better be picky

[Anonymous No.57597000]

>>57596993
jokes on you, I'm doing an inverse dispersion trade

(you probably don't even know what that is LOL)

[Anonymous No.57597002]

[Anonymous No.57597005]

>>57596974
>>57596993
You guys are rascals!

[Anonymous No.57597006]

>>57596989
Serialkiller vibes

[Anonymous No.57597008]

>>57596875
loool
>>57596889
check out there new menu items it was enough to turn me bullish

[Anonymous No.57597014]

Sold all my stocks.

>Noooo Spy is supposed to go up 20%+ year after year

We are up 300% since last major recession.

Repeat after me.

WE ARE IN A BUBBLE .

I will not be last one holding bag. These stock returns fueled by garbage ai chatbots have been moronic and are unsustainable.

[Anonymous No.57597015]

If line go down, I get cheapies
If line go up, I make money
Simple as

[Anonymous No.57597017]

>>57596922
pee pee go through the fly
girl underwear come off under skirt

[Anonymous No.57597020]

>>57597006
I'm a good boy I dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.57597023]

>>57596974
>>57596993
I spent the last 6 hours doing nothing with my stocks

[Anonymous No.57597024]

i doubled downed on my calls
what do you have to say on that bobo?

[Anonymous No.57597025]

>>57597014
>WE ARE IN A BUBBLE
bobo baggots actually believe this

[Anonymous No.57597027]

>company calls me last week 7 minutes before closing
>I try to get back to them
>BUSY
>finally get back to them, the black HR lady says they'll get back to me in 10 minutes
>it has now been 43 minutes
>get a phone call
>it's a completely different black woman from a different company asking me if I'm interested in a job where a different HR manager ghosted me because I told her to stop sending me emails unrelated to the job and she took that personally
>still no callback from the first company
Nigga what

[Anonymous No.57597033]

>*Vvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[Anonymous No.57597034]

>>57597014
>>These stock returns fueled by garbage ai chatbots have been moronic and are unsustainable.
>implying tech companies being able to cut over 50% of their personnel costs is a bubble

[Anonymous No.57597036]

>>57596930
Isn't the whole point of SOXL that you buy the dip and then sell the afternoon rip?

[Anonymous No.57597037]

>>57597025
Historical real returns of SPY are 8% not 20%. You are delusional if you think market isn't massively overpriced.

[Anonymous No.57597047]

>>57597027
So you be sayin?

[Anonymous No.57597054]

>>57597037
We already had the drawdown in 2022

[Anonymous No.57597055]

>>57597047
i started the baby sneed meme years ago
thank me for my service

[Anonymous No.57597061]

The Biden administration has also renamed bubble to "potential globule."

[Anonymous No.57597066]

>>57597014
I meme when you think about it, turning 30,000 dollars into 90,000 dollars from 2022-2024 is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.57597071]

>>57597055
Bold claim. Proofs?

[Anonymous No.57597072]

>inflation is up, meaning dollars are worth less..
>WAOW REDDIT BETTER SELL ALL MY EQUITIES FOR DOLLARS SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.57597082]

>>57597072
>what are bonds

[Anonymous No.57597096]

>>57596889
$287 to own
1/18,009th of a burger stand that generates 2.7M annually
or $150
$142 expenses $8 revenue
would you pay $287 to buy $8annually?

[Anonymous No.57597103]

I'd let the market crash 50% if it means I could have a romantic dinner with Ana de Armas, I dont even care what you have to say, I wouldn't change my mind

[Anonymous No.57597106]

Generational cup and handle forming

[Anonymous No.57597118]

So anons, starting from preety much nothing, suppose I manage to buy some 100 shares of BRK.B by 2035. I suppose that by then it would be worth some 100k with an annual average growth of 10% (counting in recessions and whatnot) and I put whatever i can save of my money into other stocks. Does this sound like a solid plan?

[Anonymous No.57597120]

>>57596943
it reminds me of this japanese painting

[Anonymous No.57597122]

>>57597072
They swapped to OIL (ticker: SNDNG)

[Anonymous No.57597124]

>he didn't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.57597125]

>>57597106

How about you cup and handle these balls?

[Anonymous No.57597128]

>>57597124
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.57597132]

>>57597125
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57597138]

Brainlet here. Let's say I wanted to invest 3000 a month into the market, but I was going to split that 3000 8/20/. 80 to an ETF like SPLG and or VGT and 20% to individual diversified stocks, is this a reasonable play?

[Anonymous No.57597141]

Oh good, AMZN didn't crack the case when delivering my music CD

[Anonymous No.57597147]

>>57597120
based

[Anonymous No.57597153]

>>57597106
That chart should be adjusted for inflation

[Anonymous No.57597157]

This is it. The big one. The reversal. It's all downhill from here. They tried to sacrifice CRE, but they failed. It's just not enough.

[Anonymous No.57597158]

All money is now flowing into LYFT.

[Anonymous No.57597160]

>>57597054
nta. The drawdown was due to rate raises. But the consequences of those (economic slowdown) got hidden by a ridiculous Treasury spending spree which more than offset the Fed's tightening. Treasury payed more than 1.5 dollars for every dollar of growth. If you wanna know how the economy would have looked without pumping GDP numbers with deficit spending look to Germany.
This spending spree won't go on, mostly due to political reasons of the upcoming election. In fact QRA made it clear already that goverment spending will wind down. And this comes on the backdrop of a reacceleration of services inflation which will bind the Fed's hands.

[Anonymous No.57597161]

>>57597138
>>57597118
just DCA everything into SSO and never think about anything else

[Anonymous No.57597167]

>>57597141
Why don’t you CDeez nuts bitch

[Anonymous No.57597168]

>>57597138
Depends, if it’s 3000 as in 3000 grands then your strategy makes sense. If 3000$ then you are out of touch

[Anonymous No.57597172]

>>57597120
Cringe because this current wave looks smaller. Also basic bitch Hokusai lmao fuckin weebs.

[Anonymous No.57597183]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57597185]

after selling my GLD calls that halved overnight, i am up $120 beyond my loss today by buying META 2/23 440p. i am actually a genius and the market will crash tommorow, it will be known years from now as red wednsday

[Anonymous No.57597186]

NVDA is already green AH and SMCI IS SHOWING NO SIGN OF FATIGUE.

[Anonymous No.57597192]

>>57596909
Imagine you cum into her!

[Anonymous No.57597197]

>>57597192
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57597198]

>>57597161
isn´t that leveraged?

[Anonymous No.57597208]

>>57597198
yeah

[Anonymous No.57597212]

[Anonymous No.57597213]

>shelter inflation

IMMIGRANTS HAVE STOLEN MY STOCK GAINS

[Anonymous No.57597214]

>>57596943
Hello higher interest rates my old friend,
I've come to see you again,

[Anonymous No.57597219]

>>57597138
right now i'd go 60/20/20 with 20 in long bonds/tips. mean reversion + inversion all that shit

[Anonymous No.57597222]

>>57597103

I'd let the market crash 100% to spend the night with her.

[Anonymous No.57597224]

I bought CAR.

[Anonymous No.57597228]

>Couldn't figure out how to properly calculate my exposure on forex/CFD trades
>There's a buried MT4 setting for Contract Size that I was missing
Well at least all that pip value and risk management shit maths out correctly now

[Anonymous No.57597239]

>>57597208
yeah, i rather buy stuff with my own money.

[Anonymous No.57597242]

>>57597213
correct
https://twitter.com/Uncommonsince76/status/1757412488306377174

[Anonymous No.57597243]

>>57597213
No, no, they stole the value of your dollars AND your stock gains.

[Anonymous No.57597245]

>>57597212
damn, how does he do it

[Anonymous No.57597251]

>>57597158
LYFTlets

[Anonymous No.57597258]

>>57596948
Lmao you pathetic BOIL baggies never fail to make me laugh with your "boil only go up" posts. Face it. most TECHs will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

[Anonymous No.57597263]

>>57596943
weird feeling this is gonna get revised lower. but i don't live urban, so idk

[Anonymous No.57597265]

>>57597186

[Anonymous No.57597277]

>>57597258
>your "boil only go up" posts
niggertard
>>57596857

[Anonymous No.57597282]

[Anonymous No.57597284]

Why don't BOIL baggies just NVDL and chill?

Are they too good for AI?

[Anonymous No.57597296]

>>57597284
>too good for AI
Unironically
YES

[Anonymous No.57597298]

>>57597284
>the year is 1999
>why don’t you just buy Cisco and chill

[Anonymous No.57597312]

>>57597224
jesus. why? that thing might not stop till 95

[Anonymous No.57597313]

>>57597298
>might lose money 6 months from now
>better lose it today!

[Anonymous No.57597316]

>>57597141
It's been a real gamble on anything fragile from.amazon in recent years. No box. Plastic bag package. No padding. However, i did get revenge last year. I ordered bag of sand (for aquarium) from them and it burst inside their truck so they couldn't deliver it. Fuck you amazon you handle my packages like garbage they might explode and make huge mess.

[Anonymous No.57597321]

Beginning to think the GME lads might be right after all...

[Anonymous No.57597326]

Upstart? More like Downturn!

[Anonymous No.57597347]

>>57597321
Right about what?

[Anonymous No.57597359]

>>57597312
>>57597224
On the weekly, 130 is a support level from Sept 19th. Seems to keep ranging as well.

[Anonymous No.57597364]

I don't respect anyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.57597389]

>>57597066
chek’d and respek’d

[Anonymous No.57597416]

I'm ready to build back better

[Anonymous No.57597422]

>>57597364
that's a lie. you're a nice person and have good manners

[Anonymous No.57597428]

>>57597359
>low 131.83
>closes below 200wma
>nothing to catch it
wowzzers, idk

[Anonymous No.57597430]

>>57597364
But I respect you.

[Anonymous No.57597431]

>>57597364
Why would you?

[Anonymous No.57597437]

>>57597364
Rude

[Anonymous No.57597445]

>>57597364
Even if we own some NAT GAS and OIL?

[Anonymous No.57597460]

>>57597364
Fuck you, too, guy.

[Anonymous No.57597473]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY TRIGGERED MY STOPS AND IT'S GOING TO RESUME PUMPING TOMORROW
FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.57597476]

>>57597473
>IT'S GOING TO RESUME PUMPING TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.57597478]

>>57597428
I'm not in it, but my experience is that even with "obvious" setups like that, it doesn't always play out that way, and at that point it comes down to the individual's risk tolerance, position sizing, and risk management.

[Anonymous No.57597480]

>>57597473
I hope you learned your lesson about using stops.

[Anonymous No.57597487]

Why is the overnight holding fee for CFDs so high on trading 212? It's like $1.5 for each share of SPX per night.
>>57597473
I warned about a stop loss avalanche a couple days ago. Feels good to be right.

[Anonymous No.57597489]

>>57597473
Stop losses are made to be hunted you know

[Anonymous No.57597504]

>>57597480
I'VE LEARNED THIS LESSON NO LESS THAN 31 TIMES OVER THE PAST FOUR YEARS
I'm ready for them to stop teaching!

[Anonymous No.57597506]

Bears are euphoric over a 1.6% drop. Expect a face-melting pump.

[Anonymous No.57597508]

>>57596909
We traded over 16 million shares to the upside in the last 15 minutes of the session and im going to show you why

Contin:

[Anonymous No.57597515]

>>57597473
Why did you set stops in the first place? They did their job just as intended

[Anonymous No.57597527]

>>57597515
becuase I thought this was the big one

[Anonymous No.57597528]

>>57597504
If the lesson repeats you haven't learned it.

[Anonymous No.57597536]

>>57597504
Repeat after me:
>FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE.

[Anonymous No.57597547]

>apply for another job
>guy named pavel blajenkov asks me to send him my phone number
>signs his email 'pavel brown'
>job posting vanishes
Well, that's not ominous and scammy sounding at all! Pajeets and Slavs share a lot of R1A dna, do you think it's the scam genes?

[Anonymous No.57597546]

>>57597487
>stop loss avalanche
What were your signals to predict it? Today was an absolute pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.57597549]

>>57597219
I see, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.57597554]

>>57597547
At least he told you he was a Brown!

[Anonymous No.57597555]

>>57597473
>IT'S GOING TO RESUME PUMPING TOMORROW
Stop making shit up, nigger

[Anonymous No.57597558]

>>57597527
You set them because you’re afraid of the big one. You don’t know when it happens.

[Anonymous No.57597568]

>>57597546
>What were your signals to predict it?
The fact that most people are aware that it's not reasonable for stocks to go up this quickly. They know that a crash is possible at any moment so they have stop losses set to protect themselves.

[Anonymous No.57597577]

>>57597508
Its because European gap up based on volume doesnt cost anything. You can gap the SPY up with peon sums and profit to the tune of millions on your previous days wager

[Anonymous No.57597578]

>>57596943
>except for food and gas
>they’re too “volatile”
Well it’s a good thing we don’t have to eat or drive to work, amiright? This metric has NEVER made sense to me, unless the reason is, “so the people won’t form lynching parties and march to D.C.”

[Anonymous No.57597589]

kek tlt baggies

[Anonymous No.57597592]

Did the FED lose the long end of the yield curve? Is the 10Y going above 5%?

[Anonymous No.57597607]

>>57597555
That's what I also assume as a bobo. Look how retarded they've been for months. You think they'll simply stop now? It needs further shitty CPI reading like february and march (in march and april) for them to finally give up

[Anonymous No.57597612]

>>57597568
Eh ok, I was wondering whether it was a signal that would narrow it down in time more. Everything's bound to crash at some point, today just seemed rathet random. It'd make sense for Nvidia's earnings to heem tech if they were inadequate or something

[Anonymous No.57597613]

>>57597607
>t. sideliner who missed everything

[Anonymous No.57597620]

>>57597578
Yeah, makes sense. Food and gas aren't the CORE. I mean, you can live on furniture and cars and aparell. Food is nonessential, you won't starve.

Shelter being in core makes sense.

[Anonymous No.57597621]

>>57596943
>excluding food, transportation and shelter

[Anonymous No.57597635]

YTD anon here
not too shabby of a result so far
not NDX tier (yet) but we'll get there...
should NDX hit the shitter (who knows when or if) I don't expect as much of a downturn though
all in all can't complain
how are you doing?

[Anonymous No.57597652]

My puts printed this morning. I chased the dragon, turned +$517 into -$203 and I am disappointed in myself.

[Anonymous No.57597661]

>>57597635
4% ytd
Wake me up bobos when it's below then, idc until then

[Anonymous No.57597665]

The best /smg/ trader (Pszenica anon for the newfags) lost money today. This information is of systemic importance.

[Anonymous No.57597670]

>>57597613
>t. fully invested who's going to lose everythiing

[Anonymous No.57597671]

>>57597652

[Anonymous No.57597679]

>>57597652

[Anonymous No.57597682]

>>57597613
dont @ me with
>xyz% ytd

[Anonymous No.57597683]

>>57597071
no real proofs, but on /tv/ years ago someone posted him for the first time then the thread was deleted
i went on twitter to see if it was his real name (it was) and found a separate unrelated tweet saying RIP Baby Sneed
i posted both a couple times and they took off on their own

[Anonymous No.57597685]

>>57597652
D

[Anonymous No.57597689]

>>57597652
How in the fuck did you manage to lose on perhaps 2024's biggest heeming to date?

[Anonymous No.57597699]

>>57597665
go read up on risk of ruin and risk adjusted returns, write a 500 word essay on why your gains were never that impressive

[Anonymous No.57597704]

What are the economic implications of this? I’m already invested in IVF insurance

[Anonymous No.57597707]

I bought the dip

[Anonymous No.57597708]

>>57597683
I believe you, thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.57597715]

>>57597473
>-2% stop loss

[Anonymous No.57597716]

>>57597704
this is just a map of niggers + white trash

[Anonymous No.57597721]

>>57597699
>go read up on risk of ruin and risk adjusted returns,
Not my portfolio anon. Pszenica anon obviously over-leveraged on NATGAS. He was too greedy or maybe too confident or both. Nothing he can't recover from.

[Anonymous No.57597724]

>>57597665
WTF? HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.57597733]

>>57597689
Tried to catch the stop avalanche reversal with some calls. Got stopped out prior to the 30 min reversal before the bell.

[Anonymous No.57597737]

>>57597555
why wouldn't it resume pumping? you greedy ass bobos got a 1.3 percent dip because inflation wasn't .2 points lower, you're not getting another bear market over this.

[Anonymous No.57597740]

>>57597721
i don't know why you're worshipping some random polack gambling away a 4-figure account

[Anonymous No.57597752]

>>57597704
>On average more than 10% of single women own a house in the US.
This is a top signal if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.57597754]

>>57597721
I lost 2k on natgas today. It was only 1k but then I did something very stupid and added another 1k in just one day. Fuck it, that's a lesson. Only stocks and OIL. I've only ever won with stocks and Oil and thus I'll keep doing that, primarily stocks. Natgas is plain retarded, dumping 21% in not even 2 weeks after dumping another several double digits. Oil doesn't do that on "warmer than average weather".

[Anonymous No.57597760]

>>57597733
I presume you're going to revenge trade calls now?

[Anonymous No.57597763]

>>57597737
You got your bullmarket in november because of 0,1% less inflation that later was revised up, so it was actually AS EXPECTED.

[Anonymous No.57597765]

Hopefully the chinks are in holiday, otherwise that'd be another -5% in the hang seng

[Anonymous No.57597767]

I hate that you all make fun of me so much!
I can't help it that I'm a cowardly spineless retarded investor...

[Anonymous No.57597774]

>>57597737
Im not saying it wont resume going up, but noone knows that today
Im sick of every second post here being nothing but stupid shit like that
go back to your shitcoin threads

[Anonymous No.57597784]

>>57597767
Alright but you gotta get ovah it.

[Anonymous No.57597786]

>>57597740
Cut him some slack he turned 2k into 14k in a year. Not many people can say that even though he lost most of it on his NATGAS trade. Maybe it was luck maybe it was skill or a combination of both.

[Anonymous No.57597790]

>>57597555
>volume lower than 2/1

thinks it's the great depression kek

buy the wmt cost dip retards

[Anonymous No.57597796]

>>57597763
bull markets are the norm
>>57597774
It will because inflation is down and bobos overshorted

[Anonymous No.57597795]

[Anonymous No.57597801]

>>57597760
I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet.

[Anonymous No.57597802]

>>57597752
>not what the picture indicates at all

[Anonymous No.57597803]

>>57597796
>inflation is down
no its not >>57596943
go back to your shitcoin threads

[Anonymous No.57597810]

>>57597801
Shares. Buy shares.

[Anonymous No.57597812]

>>57597754
NATGAS is cyclical in the end. If you expose yourself to it at these prices chances are you'll make money in 12-24 months.

[Anonymous No.57597813]

>>57597665
>reverting to the mean
mean being $0 in this particular scenario

[Anonymous No.57597816]

[Anonymous No.57597822]

>>57597796
>inflation is down
Are you Mumus retarded? Inflation is still +50% higher than the target despite inflation being 6,4% last year, which should actually push the current number down. No cuts.

[Anonymous No.57597824]

>>57597801
>>57597810
>Shares.
Leverages shares.

>mud stop loss
Doesn't matter. If it goes back to the same price, you get your money back. Get off my lawn.

[Anonymous No.57597839]

>>57597802
>owned and occupied.
Occupied as In they rent the place I assume... My bad, interpreted it a different way.

[Anonymous No.57597844]

>>57597812
Too late, money is gone. I even hedged yesterday before close. And thought about hedging more pre US. I didn't expect them to instantly dump it on the open like this. It was like it was written for me to lose the money. I didn't hedge enough, had to make the decision if to hedge more in 1 1/2 hours and decided against it only for them to drag it down to my K.O in 1 fuckin hour straight down, after already dumping yesterday like a retard.

[Anonymous No.57597859]

>>57597844
>Too late, money is gone
My condolences. Lesson learned I assume don't leverage to the tits ESPECIALLY on NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.57597861]

>>57597812
>>57597844
And tomorrow it will pump 100%. I

f I hedged more chances were I wouldn't get out of the shittrade without loss, so I didn't hedge as strong in the hopes that if we pump high enough my loss of the hedge is less than my gains from mainposition.
>Instantly dumps and liquidates me 100%

[Anonymous No.57597862]

>>57597839
I want to FUCK that corpse.

[Anonymous No.57597863]

So why did the market shit the bed today? Was it the inflation announcement? Almost everything I have went red. Strangely, PET did not.

[Anonymous No.57597864]

>>57597803
>>57597822
>bobocucks don't know that its the rate that matters
do you think we have to go back to 2000 prices you niggers?

[Anonymous No.57597869]

>>57597716
Also widows

[Anonymous No.57597873]

>>57597864
That's not even what I said. The goal is 2% inflation and you missed that by more than 50%. And yes, deflation on top would be great.

[Anonymous No.57597878]

>>57597873
>it has to hit 2 percent exactly each month or we have to dump!
once again you're a retarded nigger

[Anonymous No.57597893]

>>57597878
It literally has to do that. He wants 2% in a consecutive stable manner. That's how it should be. How fuckin rotten is your money on free debt?

[Anonymous No.57597895]

>>57597864
>the rate that matters?
the what?

[Anonymous No.57597898]

>>57597812
Not with ETF decay due to not only leverage but also COONTRAK ROOLS. The best instrument for that kind of thinking is pretty much just UNL and it should be nice and green by sometime in July.

[Anonymous No.57597899]

>purchased the dip
>already in the money in afterhours
it really is that easy

[Anonymous No.57597901]

>>57597878
listen to what powell said. If inflation doesn't drop further we're not getting cuts. We're not getting cuts anyway I'm just glad I'll be getting some cheapies mid-year.

[Anonymous No.57597902]

>>57597878
From your retarded responses I have to assume you have to be this faggot that months ago always cried about NVDA dumping below from 480 to 420 on NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57597903]

>>57597861
You got way too bullish, I get you I'm bullish NATGAS too but short-term price action doesn't go well with high leverage.
>>57597862
Me too man, me too...
>>57597878
>once again you're a retarded nigger
Brother look at the treasury yield computer.

[Anonymous No.57597913]

>>57597893
and yet the market keeps pumping anyway, have you just considered that your thesis is wrong?
>>57597901
Its almost under 3 percent, you bobos are such women

[Anonymous No.57597919]

>>57597913
kill yourself, bobos live in your head, nigger

[Anonymous No.57597933]

any lyft holders here i can laugh at ?

[Anonymous No.57597941]

>>57597903
Yeah the 1k I wasted in one day was unintentional. I misunderstood the instrument. I saw the margin and thought from that it would be a position of a specific size, but no the margin changes drastically with the strike thus all positions were of equal size which I realized too late and thus overleveraged hard. I had positions prior to that (2+1), closed the 1 and then reopened. I wanted to long more, but instead of 3x1 long positions I actually did 3x2. Thus overleveraging hard right into the dump of yesterday. Then hedged almost at the bottom, but not enough, ironically cause we gigadumped just another time HAHA
Literally burned that money.

[Anonymous No.57597951]

>>57597898
>UNL
Yeah, or you can get exposure though pure unhedged NATGAS producers. Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.57597952]

>>57597913
What has that to do with my bear thesis? Powell said he wants 2%. You are the NVDA guy, 100%.

[Anonymous No.57597957]

>>57597919
all you idiots do is make up fanfictions where Jerome hikes rates more during an election year and misunderstand how the market works. One red day and you're all acting like little Michal J Burry's again

[Anonymous No.57597968]

>>57597957
Where is ol cyclops anyhow?

[Anonymous No.57597970]

>>57597941
>I misunderstood the instrument. I saw the margin and thought from that it would be a position of a specific size, but no the margin changes drastically with the strike thus all positions were of equal size which I realized too late and thus overleveraged hard.
Rip.

[Anonymous No.57597981]

>CPI legacy media doom posting just beginning

[Anonymous No.57597985]

>>57597957
You said inflation is down, which it isnt
I said nothing about Powell hiking
Inflaiotn makes rates go up all by themselve,s noone needs Powell for that
You stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.57597988]

>>57597933
Why would you laugh? Its up bigly.

[Anonymous No.57597989]

>>57597970
It was so stupid. Literally lost money cause I didn't know what I was doing in that moment. Was confused by the structure of the instrument. And then it dumps and I'm often too stubborn to close. Sometimes I do, but often I let the casino liquidate me.

>>57597957
>hikes rates
LOL

[Anonymous No.57597993]

>>57597968
rolling around on the office floor screaming and kicking his feet in the air
>>57597985
it is, the RATE is down, inflation NEVER comes down fully because thats how the system works you giga retard NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57598004]

Sold Travere and Etsy for a profit. Mondelez and Snap on taking their place.

[Anonymous No.57598006]

>>57597981
because he already drags about inflation comes down, so reported inflation can go up now.

[Anonymous No.57598007]

>>57597957
>one red day
uhm brother, this wasn't just 1 red day. This was a 2% drop on the market because of a whiplash effect from bulls trusting the governments lies.

[Anonymous No.57598008]

>>57597941

[Anonymous No.57598014]

>>57597993
>inflation NEVER comes down
You mean the prices go back to where they were/started? Nobody is really asking for that. The Fed wants inflation at 2% and that is not the case. It is actually far from that it seems as even the yoy effect doesn't help suppress the higher inflation. Companies are too greedy.

[Anonymous No.57598030]

>>57598014
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT PRE COVID LEVEL RATES OF GOODS; CURRENT ADMINISTRATION SAID THEY DON'T THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE OR NECESSARY. COMPANIES ARE NOT GREEDY. YOU ARE A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.57598034]

>>57597993
>it is, the RATE is down,
It's down but it came in higher than expected. Interest rates adjusted and the market needs to adjust to interest rates in the end and it will.

[Anonymous No.57598035]

>>57598034
just barely though, by .2 points. As long as its not increasing, its fine.

[Anonymous No.57598043]

>>57598014
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2024-02-13/coca-cola-raised-prices-by-9-in-fourth-quarter-video
> image believing inflation is stopped.

[Anonymous No.57598045]

>have been driving work fleet vehicles for 16 years with a pristine record
>Risk management: all drivers have to take a 50 minute online course on defensive driving now
Alright. Slow times in the office for risk i guess.

[Anonymous No.57598047]

>>57598030
>THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT PRE COVID LEVEL RATES OF GOODS;
No sane person that has 1 functioning brain cell thinks there's a chance we'll see pre coof prices of goods again.

[Anonymous No.57598051]

>>57597993
>the RATE is down,
no its not, you retarded nigger : >>57596943
are you malfunctioning, you stupid piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.57598054]

>>57598035
>as long as we don't let up off the gas pedal we won't stop
until we run out of gas. 90 days. 1 trillion dollars. The government has spent 1 trillion dollars in the past 90 days. we are about to break 40T debt at breakneck speeds. The current admin is unlaoding the coffers and all the businesses reliant on federal funding will be out of work and unemployment will soar by EoY.

[Anonymous No.57598056]

>market already recovering in the afternoon
>anons here freaking out still
Were you guys here during 2022 or covid? where it dumped even harder in the afternoon?

[Anonymous No.57598066]

>>57598047
>No sane person
correction; no hard left leaning government employee who participated in CHOP/CHAZ in Washington believes that we will see pre coof prices again.

[Anonymous No.57598075]

>>57598043
i have to wonder how deluded someone can be to think that this ride ends before the dissolution of america and world war 3

[Anonymous No.57598088]

>>57597160
>any day now

[Anonymous No.57598090]

>>57598035
>As long as its not increasing, its fine.
Sure, but interest rates are increasing. Is the long bond market going to ask the FED to hike, or are they going to go ahead with the cuts and lose the long end of the yield curve. Both of these scenarios put pressure on the stock market. Even though inflation came down interest rates still went up. The bond market doesn't believe it.

[Anonymous No.57598093]

>>57596909
Can you fuckers tell me why MSFT is down?

[Anonymous No.57598100]

>>57598093
Because the market needed a collective cage rattling.

[Anonymous No.57598110]

>>57598045
lol had a close call just a few minutes ago because I didn't check my blindspot

[Anonymous No.57598123]

Anyone slurp the LYFT dip?

[Anonymous No.57598128]

>>57598093
anon decided to post last night is why

[Anonymous No.57598148]

Cash businesses getting shut out of banking services
https://youtu.be/Rhq7iRd-Z0Y?si=BaoQzUO41XeWzVpl

[Anonymous No.57598155]

>>57598128
Jej

>>57598100
Checked but idk what that means

[Anonymous No.57598158]

>>57598128
>Pic
Lmfao, ignorance is bliss.

[Anonymous No.57598160]

>>57598148
>Playback on other websites has been disabled
Anyway, they wouldn't do that to all the mexibusiness. Wells Fargo would implode overnight.

[Anonymous No.57598161]

>LYFT
Oopsie Poopsie!

[Anonymous No.57598170]

>>57598155
>Checked but idk what that means
Well, long story short, this whole thing is just pro wrestling and sometimes you need some drama.

[Anonymous No.57598189]

why did the entire market dip and then jump back a bit? did the trading bots sneeze or something?

[Anonymous No.57598213]

I hope ichiba-sama goes down again tomorrow, I have to wait for my cash to settle before I can buy back in

[Anonymous No.57598234]

>>57598161
>we accidentally typed an extra 0

[Anonymous No.57598267]

>Lyft Chief Financial Officer Erin Brewer said on the earnings call that the company had misstated its margin expansion in the press release. Rather than 500 basis points, or 5%, of growth for 2024, as the company initially indicated, the actual increase will be 50 basis points, or 0.5%

lol

[Anonymous No.57598275]

>>57598267
Kino.

[Anonymous No.57598281]

>>57598093
Can (You) tell me why it is up as high as it is sitting on that huge mountain of fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.57598283]

>>57598189
I'm too scared to check are my calls going to be okay? And how often do after hour movements last until options trading starts?

[Anonymous No.57598286]

Are we on the brink of watching the japanification of the entire world while Japan itself uncucks itself?

[Anonymous No.57598300]

>>57597577
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.57598305]

>>57598267
tee-hee
sowwy

[Anonymous No.57598315]

>>57598286
What a twist

[Anonymous No.57598319]

NVDA earnings....pump or dump? and why? i really want to know /smg/ analysis on this one

[Anonymous No.57598329]

>>57598281

>Fucking Windows is so ubiquitous it is even is part of military infrastructure.
>This is makes it's evaluation fake and gay according to some retard that was barely able to get a highschool education

[Anonymous No.57598334]

>>57598319
heh

[Anonymous No.57598336]

>>57598286
explain

[Anonymous No.57598367]

A lot of fear in these threads.

[Anonymous No.57598376]

>>57598329
>the miliary infrastructure isn't fake and gay too

[Anonymous No.57598378]

>>57598329
It is part of the military? Skynet is real.

[Anonymous No.57598388]

>>57598378

Bruh. Skynet in Terminator Genesys was literally Windows 10

[Anonymous No.57598390]

>>57598367
>wait until 9:29 am tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57598397]

>>57598336
muh birthrate

[Anonymous No.57598401]

>>57597665
>year of investing
>only $14,000

[Anonymous No.57598403]

I just heard a dude in an autoplay CNBC clip on MSN say that the JBLU SAVE acquisition is being appealed and will likely make it.

[Anonymous No.57598412]

>>57598388
And Facebook combined. But it wasn't visionary. It's not like Terminator 1 or 2 back 30-40 years that tries to predict a thing in the future.

[Anonymous No.57598413]

>>57596958
why CSCO goin up
i am JNPR man

[Anonymous No.57598418]

>>57598319
why exactly has it gone up 50% since the beginning of the year?

[Anonymous No.57598419]

>>57598403
Priced in

[Anonymous No.57598420]

[Anonymous No.57598427]

>The market March 12th 2024
https://youtu.be/EaqDptraCEk?feature=shared&t=29

[Anonymous No.57598433]

If QQQ would hit 350 tomorrow. I would ejaculate all over this thread. Hell, I would quit my job.

[Anonymous No.57598434]

>>57598367
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR; THAT COMES LATER.

[Anonymous No.57598436]

>>57598388
Everyone knows the real Skynet is going to run on Oracle Solaris.

[Anonymous No.57598437]

>>57598427
The pump on that day will be glorious

[Anonymous No.57598443]

>>57598427
Cool bear

[Anonymous No.57598450]

>>57597665
Oof.

[Anonymous No.57598457]

>>57598336

Record rates of participation in the workforce at this moment mean that in the next 20 years there will be more retired people than there are working. The only two ways out in the short term are migration and increasing the working age.

[Anonymous No.57598462]

>>57598286
>Are we on the brink of watching the japanification of the entire world
no
>while Japan itself uncucks itself
maybe. they are probably tired of being jerked around by the Fed but they have a steep slope to climb in terms of age demographics.

[Anonymous No.57598465]

>>57598443
What did you just say?

[Anonymous No.57598467]

>>57598286
How is Japan uncucking itself? They are fallign further behind?

[Anonymous No.57598471]

>>57598457
Or just institute steep bachelor taxes and birth quotas

[Anonymous No.57598472]

>>57598286
what mech stocks can I invest in? Honda?

[Anonymous No.57598476]

>>57598462
I love this meme template

[Anonymous No.57598481]

>>57598457
why do you think japan stands a chance? have they been improving their terrible birth rates or family lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.57598482]

>>57598390
Forgot I had this webm

[Anonymous No.57598485]

>>57598471
>bachelor taxes
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.57598493]

>>57598462
what happened to all those companies in the early 90´s?

>>57598471
why would you think that would work out?

>>57598481
>>57598467
i always imagined them to be the country with the most pratical use on robotics for industry, if this AI shit improved I could see them going all in on that.

[Anonymous No.57598495]

>>57598485
Get married you layabout. It’s the price for society to tolerate your existence

[Anonymous No.57598499]

>>57598472
i can´t provide financial advice on Japan

[Anonymous No.57598502]

>>57598495
make women marriageable again

[Anonymous No.57598508]

There’s 50,000 oi on 52.50 csco calls expiring Friday. Seems sus my guy but I do like the way that chart looks. That’s just too much oi for one strike. Someone’s selling those

[Anonymous No.57598509]

>>57597863
>So why did the market shit the bed today? Was it the inflation announcement?
Yes, everyone expected 0.2 or 0.3 for a monthly number and instead got 0.4. A reacceleration of inflation means cuts are off the table so everyone sold off anticipating a few more months of grinding 5% rates.

>Strangely, PET did not.
Nor did LLY. Come to think of it, the daily just closed outside a bull flag...

[Anonymous No.57598516]

>>57598495
I will never give up my freedom

[Anonymous No.57598517]

>>57597988
It shot from 12 to 20 on earnings. Then dropped to 14 as management said they made a typo on margins - 50bps instead of 500bps.

[Anonymous No.57598526]

>>57598004
>Undertakeranon vs Rocker: Express Train to SNAP City

[Anonymous No.57598531]

>>57598495
End no fault divorce, alimony, child support etc.

[Anonymous No.57598534]

>>57598517
Someone's losing their job lol
Even if it was an accident this is the kinda shit that gets the SEC involved

[Anonymous No.57598535]

>>57598482
LMAO, wasn't this the Walking Dead?

[Anonymous No.57598541]

>>57598535
Yeah, Fear the Walking Dead

[Anonymous No.57598555]

>>57598482
is that actually what happens? i never saw oppenheimer

[Anonymous No.57598586]

>>57598319
Dump as there will be no new catalysts pushing it upward until the next earnings report. And given who's already bought into NVDA...

[Anonymous No.57598590]

>>57598531
are you an idiot?
domestic asset protection attorney. if you don't take yourself seriously how do you expect a chick to.

[Anonymous No.57598605]

>>57598590
>domestic asset protection attorney
Next you'll recommend a prenup right

[Anonymous No.57598608]

>>57598590
The concept is broken inherently because a legal contract exists with incentive to break it. I don't care what kind of legal kikery you can hire.

[Anonymous No.57598616]

>>57598066
>e pre coof prices again.
Pre coof is an entirely different world at this point. i cant even recall much of it so much has changed and gone nuts.

[Anonymous No.57598626]

>>57598517
Lets be honest, I don't think any of us really even know what a basis point is. It's complete nonsense and the CEO gave it his best guess like any of us would.

[Anonymous No.57598631]

>>57597721
Yeah I had a position in natgas worth 4x my portfolio, clearly this was too much. But also I didn't count on NatGas reaching a new ATL in real terms, so it going down -18% from when I started slurping (I started at $2.01, ended up with a $1.957 average) wasn't something I was considering likely.

>>57598401
I only put in $1,800 at the beginning and kept the rest of my money in a bank account.

>>57597786
I think all my trades suck, every time I have a new trade I get deep red so I constantly feel like I'm losing my touch but they end up in the green, and it works because I buy commodities cheap enough so I can baghold through any futher dump (except this time). My previous trade was pretty similar, I bought Soγbean Oil because I thought it was getting cheap, then it got much cheaper and I held my bags and closed all my tranches in the green. I get big drawdowns and end up with modest gains, somehow I can't do better than this. So I think the conclusion is that my system works during normal movements but not so when an already cheap commodity gigadumps to an all-time low. At least I actually stuck to my program of buying NatGas for cheap (I'm not ashamed that I started at $2.01), didn't help that unlike most times I didn't think carefully about the price and size of my tranches.

[Anonymous No.57598633]

>>57598616
n-no don't let them take the memories away from you

[Anonymous No.57598639]

>>57598319
I think it's going to drop a little bit if their earnings aren't twice the "entire GDP of western Europe in one quarter" instead of just equal. Not that they'll have a bad call its just the market likes to see lofty earnings for lofty valuations.
Then again AMD didn't before expectations and they stayed relatively flat with a P/E of 326 vs NVDA's 95.

[Anonymous No.57598644]

>>57598605
are you an idiot.
>>57598608
are you an idiot.
simply remove the incentive. if you're a cuck at heart tho, theres nothing that need be said

[Anonymous No.57598648]

>>57597812
>you'll make money in 12-24 months.
with that contango?

[Anonymous No.57598650]

>>57598633
>no they increased the price of slop

[Anonymous No.57598652]

>>57598633

[Anonymous No.57598657]

>>57598644
>are you an idiot.
Quite possibly, I think I'm smart enough to understand that playing russian roulette isn't a very wise move. We're on biz though so maybe not

[Anonymous No.57598679]

>>57598631
lol

>>57597754
>>57597844
>>57597861
>>57597941

Fucked myself too with that. Even doubled my loss in one day. Would not have lost yet if I didn't do the bullshit I did. I even closed my other 1k loss myself after being liquidated on my 1k highleverage bullshit. I might have not lost anything if I didn't overleverage and were willing to put that money into my CFD 1k trade. Pretty fuckin stupid and ironic, literally the worst thing happened.

Also know those huge drawdown trades, I tend to have these too.
>short
>it gigapumps
>long
>it gigadumps

[Anonymous No.57598693]

>>57598471
>penalize people for remaining single
Such a retarded take. Incentivize marrying and child rearing. Provide support. But that is a fantasy. The US government would rather support Zionism and its NATO interests instead of doing something constructive.

[Anonymous No.57598698]

>>57598650
They increased the price of everything, but the price of a dollar burger is a simple and easily recognizable metric that everyone knows you joyless cunt

[Anonymous No.57598703]

>>57598679
and this probably was the bottom
>>57598631

I mean, can it actually go lower now than DURING covid?

[Anonymous No.57598711]

>>57598648
>with that contango?
Might be longer than 12-24months who knows time will tell. Fact of the matter is North American Gas is cheap and it's around the cost curve.

[Anonymous No.57598721]

>>57598508
I love options schizophrenia. You're probably on to something!

[Anonymous No.57598737]

>>57598626
>>57598534

Ahem
>>57598267
>Lyft Chief Financial Officer Erin Brewer said on the earnings call that the company had misstated its margin expansion in the press release. Rather than 500 basis points, or 5%, of growth for 2024, as the company initially indicated, the actual increase will be 50 basis points, or 0.5%
>Lyft Chief Financial Officer Erin Brewer
>Erin

[Anonymous No.57598749]

>>57598633
How are AI pics getting *less* realistic?

[Anonymous No.57598755]

>>57598703
Well I don't know, I didn't think it would get this low, but how much worse can it get? Probably not much worse.

>>57598711
>Might be longer than 12-24months
You lose about $1/year per contract due to contango, waiting longer might not help.

[Anonymous No.57598764]

>>57598749
my bad

[Anonymous No.57598776]

>>57598319
its gonna dump and take other tech with it even though it shouldn't matter

basically fuck NVDA

[Anonymous No.57598779]

>>57598721
Before something rallies there’s usually a more normal distribution on the oi with some outliers mixed in. This is has just been over 40k for awhile with little other oi until past few days and even then it’s minimal

[Anonymous No.57598786]

>>57598755
Not holding futures contracts right now. I'm looking at NA pure gas producers.

[Anonymous No.57598794]

>>57598786
ah I see, in the case of stocks then it's fine

[Anonymous No.57598796]

>>57598631
We lump them together but commodities each have their own rules (think how NVDA, KO, and LLAP are all technically "equities" - would you trade them the same?)

Nat gas is (outside of slow, stepwise increases in LNG export capacity) domestic to the US, reliant on wildly fluctuating weather forecasts, and in massive oversupply due to oil producers now having to capture more of it rather than just flaring. Add in El Nino and this isn't "farmers will plant fewer basedbeans because they can make more with corn", it's the sort of thing where things might not stabilize until the negative $/mmbtu reaches equilibrium with EPA fines.

[Anonymous No.57598813]

>>57598693
>that is a fantasy.
The Soviets had a bachelor tax of 6%. Plus any nation that implements a draft usually goes for unmarried guys first.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_tax

[Anonymous No.57598814]

>>57596909
Red day everyone becomes economist. What happened? Is Tuesday sale bad?

[Anonymous No.57598821]

inflation going up is good, it means your dollar is worth less, IE stocks are worth more

its as shrimple as that

[Anonymous No.57598824]

>>57598814
When it's caused by rate cuts being cancelled, heeming real estate and regional banks, yeah, potentially.

[Anonymous No.57598855]

>>57598755
Ironically it will probably be the bottom. Man I'm still annoyed at myself for overleveraging like a retard not knowing what I was doing. My 1k account with long would have had -530€ less if I just kept the positions I opened on friday, but no, I had to play around and make it 3x worse. Only after I opened the position I realized
>Wait, previously I was making or losing 3,75€ per pip
>now it is 10€, oh fugg

Watch it pump tomorrow til 1800, lol, all lost for nothing.

[Anonymous No.57598868]

>>57598824
As long as fed don’t cut interest rate, we are still going up.

[Anonymous No.57598870]

>>57598863
>>57598863
>>57598863
>>57598863
>>57598863
Fresh baked

[Anonymous No.57598871]

what the fuck is going on, someone bake already

[Anonymous No.57598872]

>>57598821
>Higher inflation expectations drive rates up
>Money chases 10% bonds
>Boomers sell their SPY for safe Yellenbux
Oh, fiddlesticks...

[Anonymous No.57598888]

Nvidia going to hit 1070 on April 8th
Don’t screencap this

[Anonymous No.57599016]

Welcome back.

[Anonymous No.57599217]

>>57598471
>adding MORE tax burdens to men
I bet you rubbed your hands typing this.

[Anonymous No.57599271]

>>57598093
They're a worthless holding company full of Indians.

[Anonymous No.57599453]

>>57597047
And to think that the commies thought they were going to convince us we are all the same.

[Anonymous No.57600029]

>>57598888
maybe

[Anonymous No.57600732]

Hey. /biz/. A bunch of insiders at SMCI just filed a bunch of Form 4's. The transaction codes are M and F on every single one.

M – Exercise or conversion of derivative security exempted pursuant to Rule 16b-3
F – Payment of exercise price or tax liability by delivering or withholding securities incident to the receipt, exercise or vesting of a security issued in accordance with Rule 16b-3

So much the Internet tells me, but I am still none the wiser. What the bloody mortal fuck is a derivative security and how do you exercise or convert it? are they buying shit or selling shit? Anybody know...?

[Anonymous No.57600888]

How is AMD on the short and long term?

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>>57598616
What manga?