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[Anonymous No.57596681]

Will you buy one after you cross a million?

[Anonymous No.57596699]

>>57596681
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57596703]

I haven’t even crossed $1k

[Anonymous No.57596711]

>>57596681
it's not road legal in my "country"

[Anonymous No.57596716]

Lmao EV faggots are embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.57596724]

>>57596681
naw, the electric car bubble is burst

[Anonymous No.57596739]

>>57596681
OP is a cybercuck

[Anonymous No.57596746]

>>57596681
Fuck no that’s garbage tier design

[Anonymous No.57596745]

>>57596681
I wouldn't drive that thing if you paid me a million

[Anonymous No.57596789]

>>57596681
Here's your electric car anon, that will be $80k

[Anonymous No.57596803]

Did we ever find out more information about the new roadster?

The cybertruck is gay and ugly, but I really like this. Would definitely buy

[Anonymous No.57596824]

That thing and the face pod are the new ick

[Anonymous No.57596827]

>>57596681
Maybe, I know it will be the car that symbolizes making it through crypto

[Anonymous No.57596903]

>>57596681
It total tourettes!

[Anonymous No.57597004]

>>57596681
If they ever get around to adding FSD to it sure

[Anonymous No.57597079]

>>57596827
only thing it symbolizes is you hating having money

[Anonymous No.57597080]

>>57596824
hahaha this guy rules

[Anonymous No.57597104]

>>57596681
The frunk can easily chop your fingers off when it closes

[Anonymous No.57597123]

>>57596824
Just a matter of time before niggers and illegal migrants start targeting these people with perceived wealth. Tech fags think they are so safe from the blacking of america its comical

[Anonymous No.57597146]

No because I'm not like this image

[Anonymous No.57597155]

>>57596681
Honestly, probably. 5mil nw tho cuz inflation. An EV isn't functional for road trips and if I'm getting something fun as a second vehicle, I'd pick one of these over a tesl sedan or a basic ass lambo.

[Anonymous No.57597181]

>>57597155
>An EV isn't functional for road trips
isnt it pretty easy to get to a charging station

[Anonymous No.57597182]

>>57596681
Fuck no. EVs are for the gays.

[Anonymous No.57597204]

>>57597123
>from the blacking of america
America's black population has been proportionally the same for decades.

[Anonymous No.57597236]

>>57597204
Ssh, facts aren't allowed here

[Anonymous No.57597274]

>>57596681
I can't.
t. Yurocuck

[Anonymous No.57597279]

>>57596681

No. If I was a multimillionaire I'd buy an $80k Mercedes though.

[Anonymous No.57597322]

>>57596681
I hate the way it looks, but I think it might be the safest car on the road.
If I can pile my family in the thing and drive straight through, and rip up a bunch of Hodas, and only have to worry about cosmetic damage...then yeah, I'll get one.

[Anonymous No.57598058]

>>57596681
>looks retarded in pictures
>looks cool in person
How did Elon do it? A guy at my church drives this and it looks awesome in person.

[Anonymous No.57598210]

fuck no

[Anonymous No.57598220]

>>57596681

[Anonymous No.57598254]

>>57596681
>would I waste 1/10th of my million on a depreciating asset?

No. I’m white.

[Anonymous No.57598277]

>>57598254
this is some bullshit what is this gay ass thread

[Anonymous No.57598370]

>>57596681
Yes - I will not cross 1 million :(

[Anonymous No.57599116]

>>57596681
You don't need a million to buy one. Wait for DOGE to dump to .03 and buy $3K worth. Tesla will announce they are accepting DOGE payments for cybertrucks and offer a substantial discount for paying with DOGE. Then the price will explode and you can just give them your $3K worth of DOGE for the best model.

[Anonymous No.57599120]

>>57597204
>>57597236
They used to be contained in their ghettoes plus the new feral mixed group has been exploding

[Anonymous No.57599414]

>>57597322
>go fast
>hit first honda
>car stops and locks itself
>battery fireworks
Remember to carry a pick to break the windshield

[Anonymous No.57599446]

>>57596746
it looks like he got drunk and drew it on a napkin

[Anonymous No.57600805]

I am making a point to pay my cybertruck with my crypto earnings for the story.

[Anonymous No.57600834]

>>57596681
I would buy a nice camping van with what that piece of shit costs.

[Anonymous No.57600851]

>>57596681
I bought a Tesla Model 3 after my NW crossed $1 million in 2021 lol
I plan on getting a Porsche 911 once I get past $3 million.
>picrelated

[Anonymous No.57600859]

>>57597181
sucks pretty bad, in the bible belt at least. You can only sell yourself the "it's healthy to take a break" cope so many times while you pace around at shit holes charging for a half hour twice as frequently as you'd fill up for gas

[Anonymous No.57600871]

>>57596681
No. I'm keeping my Ford Ranger with the dent in it.

[Anonymous No.57600878]

>>57600859
I drove from Atlanta to New Orleans and back last year without any issues. The only negative is it took an extra hour because of charging. There are superchargers everywhere now.

[Anonymous No.57600881]

>>57597322
just get an old volvo if your bothered about that shit. You might lose an argument with a battalion of M4 Shermans, but not much else

[Anonymous No.57600883]

>>57596681
yes once my btcdragon bags get a new ATH i'll.

[Anonymous No.57600889]

>>57596681
the only cool thing about the cybertruck is that is has bulletproof doors.
i'd rather spend just a little more on a rezvani vengeance, which is not only bulletproof, but also blast proof, has electrified door handles, shoots pepper spray, and can deploy a smoke screen.

[Anonymous No.57600922]

>>57600889
>is has bulletproof doors
what if the murderous assassins have studied Musk product launches and just aim at the window instead?

[Anonymous No.57600924]

>>57600878
you get a bit over 200 miles for 15-30 minutes of charge. A fill up takes 3-5 minutes for 400-600 miles of range. it's a massive waste of time considering you go ~60mph and must charge every 3 hrs meaning you spend up to 15% of your trip literally sitting at a charger. If I could go back I'd get a modern phev without question

[Anonymous No.57600961]

>>57600924
There's no denying that gas vehicles are better for road trips. But I don't think the time "wasted" on charging is that big of a deal. I just throw on Netflix or play a game while waiting. Then it's time to hit the road again before you know it.

[Anonymous No.57600968]

>>57596681
Hmm, so they cost about AU$150k Australian but you can get a cheap car in Australia for $20k, so that's an extra $130k with no advantage to me, basically $130k to look cool. If I cross $1M then spending 13% of my net worth to look cool is probably not something I would do. But I would need to know my annual income in this scenario, not merely my net worth. If were able to save $1M per year out of my income after taxes and expenses, then spending 13% of that on looking cool would be much more reasonable. Of course, assume it retains resale value, so if I sell it in a couple of years I could probably get at least half back and it becomes more reasonable, depending on the income.

[Anonymous No.57601070]

>>57596681
i'll buy an s2000 instead and maybe a gwagon

[Anonymous No.57601134]

>>57596681
they're shit, imagine something goes wrong, and the tablet wont open the door, and you're locked into a steel can, with a 1T lithium battery under it... and the jaws of life can't get you out because is made of steel, instead of the soft flexible shit most cars are made of. You will die in that car.

oh and even if you live, imagine trying to bang a dent out of steel. you'll have to replace it for fuck tons of money. its range is also shit... wait until you have to replace the battery..

[Anonymous No.57601148]

>>57596681
Maybe if I were Robocop.

[Anonymous No.57601150]

>>57599414
>pick to break the windshield
>reinforced glass
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.57601167]

Not going to lie, kind of want one to troll because I live in the rural south.

[Anonymous No.57601308]

>>57596681
i don't have $100

[Anonymous No.57601898]

>>57596681
the release of this thing is the beginning of the end for EV's for a while

[Anonymous No.57601990]

>>57596681
They are a bigger flex than a lot of sports cars, but no. I have no interest in one and I’m already over $1m liquid. A Porsche, a Maserati, whatever…even a Ferrari, they’re all sort of plausibly deniable flexes. That thing’s advertisement could legitimately just be the interview where Elon Musk says “you think you can blackmail me with money? go fuck yourself.” It’s an obnoxiously conspicuous display of wealth bordering on the outright antagonistic.

[Anonymous No.57601999]

>>57601990
hey there anonfag did you hear that elon's new tesla cybertruck is more expensive than like a porsche or whatever well too bad because unlike you i am already over $1m liquid and i wouldn't need to buy it anyway so why don't you go ahead and stay mad about that huh

[Anonymous No.57602016]

>>57601999
That was nice of you to share your incoherent rambling in a public space. Well done.

[Anonymous No.57602027]

>>57600961
consoom!!!

[Anonymous No.57602039]

Even if you like this thing, buying a 6 figure car at just $1,000,000 is stupid. Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.57603346]

>>57596681
it's honestly the only EV worth its salt
too bad all EVs have kill switches installed
-- you'll all of a sudden see a lot of "dissidents" world wide drive off bridges or into walls...
>what is Weeping Angel