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57559547 No.57559547 [Reply] [Original]

I've been married for 30 years and I recently found out that my wife cucked me. So I sold the house, the car and pretty much everything and bought crypto. Here is the wallet, I rather give it all to one of you faggots than to give that bitch a cent. Have fun

>> No.57559627

>>57559547
which wallet has a 16 word phrase?
sorry to hear about your situation anon. I hate women.

>> No.57559657

>>57559547
cool nytimes puzzle

>> No.57559672

If someone was going to do this for real, you'd definitely use XMR right?

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>>57559547
i play connections every morning
sometimes they use outdated boomer definitions for words and it makes me upset

>> No.57559818

fu duud >:(
>https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/assets/btc/xpub/xpub6CC4QpJarcHKaQhN9rmHVA7hwbFhk9k3pfQAhGHwCjQoL3M82AQQjXT256o7Dx33tDFqnHE8mMWzVE3H4jKDz3PPDzCP3yPYpcySodjzhKf

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>>57559547
>converts it into crypto
>wife has now no way to access it
>gift it away so wife dont get money

>> No.57559901

>>57559841
No it took op 30 years to realize he's a cuck. Like I'm not even sad at this kind of shit anymore I'm just amazed how retarded these lies get and not even believing what I'm reading. I hope op gets cancer and burdens debt the rest of his life, or just goes on to have a great career in some fictional bullshit spewing profession.

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>>57559678
It upsets me that they stole it from Only Connect without giving any credit and then dumbed it down

>> No.57560421

>>57559547
Has anyone tried to redeem it yet? You know some jeet already tried

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>>57559547
better use that money to recover both financially and emotionally, therapy can help, or even if you are looking for more money you always hold things like BIGMIKE if you want to take advantage of the news.