/BBBYQ/ - Bags Of Brothers Edition

[Anonymous No.57559099]

>Basic Information
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow/\
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
https://www.reddit.com/r/teddy/

>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html

>GMERICA: RICO's Rough Sting & Launching TEDDY on tZERO, Part 6
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1740642928861876229.html

>GMERICA, part 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cDAudr8MY0&t=5597s

>GMERICA DD Series
https://www.reddit.com/r/edwinbarnesc/wiki/index/

>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/

>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/

>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/

>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit we can go back to hating each other later
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain

>Umm Uhh Uhh Uhhh Umm
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleOnerousCoyotePJSugar-z9qYvrP5icgqvDRr

>As always
Kek bondies

Previousneed on /BBBYQ/:

[Anonymous No.57559105]

Previous:
>>57533781

[Anonymous No.57559118]

>1. Ryan Cohen buys into GameStop before Jan 2021.
>2. Shorts get squeezed by his large stake along with a retail following and are found to be naked short.
>3. Cohen gets appointed chairman of Gamestop.
>4. Ousts a company insider who has ties to Boston Consulting group, a group who later was caught in a legal battle with GameStop as well as one which has heavy ties to many of the financial institutions theorized to be maliciously naked shorting multiple retailers to bankruptcy. Shorts have been utilizing ETFs and Swaps to target multiple companies at once and thereby avoiding traditional securities laws.
>5. DRS movement starts with retail holders, GameStop acknowledges the movement by including DRS numbers in quarterly filings.
>6. GameStop's balance sheet starts to turn around due to the squeeze providing the company cash on hand and a shutdown of unprofitable stores.
>7. GameStop initiates a Stock Split Via Dividend (rather than a normal split), which the CTO (who was fired literally the next day) submitted to the DTCC as a normal split by "accident", which would have forced shorts to close their position (look at tesla).

[Anonymous No.57559123]

Last thread was only at 166. Why bake a new one?

[Anonymous No.57559129]

>>57559118
>8. Ryan Cohen writes the letter to BBBY's board after buying a large stake in the company.
>9. Ryan Cohen sells his stake to an unknown party, not on the market.
>10. BBBY is shorted to oblivion and is theorized to be many times over the outstanding share count short, the company even walks shorts into a trap by providing dilution rumors in the form of warrants and class A convertible shares (all which never hit the market).
>11. BBBY undergoes chapter 11 proceedings, in doing so it is revealed the value of the company in NOLs (several billion in tax breaks for a potential startup).
>12. IP is sold to Overstock, a company who has battled naked shorts before in the legal world.
>13. Legal language similar to m&a activity begins to appear in the Ch 11 bankruptcy dockets.
>14. Teddy, Ryan Cohen's company, is a financial instrument with trademarks for baby goods as well as bed and bath retail goods.
>15. GameStop releases a quarterly document with 10x the normal instances of m&a disclosures/information.
A merger or acquisition for a stock to stock deal forces all the shares to be accounted for, tallied, and distributed to their respective parties. This type of deal can be used to counter naked shorting, as it forces all shares to be located and assigned to their respective owners, not held in street name. Shares being held in street name is why there can be more shares sold short than the entire share count outstanding, if all shares are held in shareholders' names directly, this would not be possible.

Going to pop along with GME.

Also ken griffin has a former presidential secret servicemen as a bodyguard. He is being protected because he is throwing hedgefunds and market makers (dougshit) under the bus and needs to be alive in order to do so.

GameStop insiders have stopped quarterly purchases which were happening every quarter after earnings, because they know of a restructuring on the horizon that they cant insider trade on, shills in shambles.

[Anonymous No.57559130]

at least you guys stick to your containment thread.

[Anonymous No.57559155]

Kais had his trademark approved on Jan 29 for theppshow. Takes effect on March 5. PP got out-maneuvered again.

https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=98203715&caseSearchType=US_APPLICATION&caseType=DEFAULT&searchType=statusSearch

[Anonymous No.57559251]

Namecheap? lol
prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.57559448]

You guys get your money yet? Shares? Anything other than 1099s showing total capital loss? No? Wow I am sur- wait no I'm not, fucking KEK PridefulAnon!

[sage No.57559480]

Can’t even keep the thread in the catalog on a Friday evening, lol. Fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.57559587]

>>57559480
We’re still getting paid faggot. You understand this right? Everything you are doing is in vain. My shares are accounted for on a ledger.

[Anonymous No.57559623]

>>57559587
Your shares are deemed worthless

[Anonymous No.57559765]

[Anonymous No.57559768]

>>57559765
Kek. What is that?

[Anonymous No.57560280]

If you baggies are right then why are you poor?

[Anonymous No.57560472]

>>57560280
not for long

[Anonymous No.57560569]

Soon

[Anonymous No.57560628]

What is the Atari and Toysrus connection? Toys is WHP Global right? What is Atari?

[Anonymous No.57560657]

>>57560472
Matt Furlong is passed out on the couch covered in cheeto dust.

[Anonymous No.57561100]

>>57559129
Anon you keep posting my OC with your own weird takes peppered in

[Anonymous No.57561348]

>>57560657
one of us

[Anonymous No.57561801]

Kek dumbfuck foreverpoor transbaggies

[Anonymous No.57561814]

Jannies delete Tucker threads but not this garbage?

[Anonymous No.57561826]

>>57561814
dumb ass

[Anonymous No.57562628]

>>57559118
>and are found to be naked short
that part never happened

[sage No.57562762]

i'm a firm believer that pretty much every conspiracy founded on perceived faults in the official story, rather than direct evidence of the conspiracy theory, is crap. if you pry enough into literally anything you will find things that can be construed as inconsistencies.

[Anonymous No.57563001]

>57562628
>226%
kek you niggers can't even refute that point which is in a court docket, which was also the maximum finra could also report

[Anonymous No.57563005]

holy fucking shit bros…

[Anonymous No.57563025]

>>57562628
>>57563001
wait FINRA can't just lie about the short interest like that or can they

[Anonymous No.57563051]

my modest investment in BBBYQ will make me rich shits crazy dog

[Anonymous No.57564010]

>>57563051
>>57563025
is this the new cope?

[sage No.57564377]

>>57564010
It’s PP’s new fundraising drive, yes.

[Anonymous No.57564618]

[Anonymous No.57564655]

>>57563051
Impossible
I think 24$

[Anonymous No.57564720]

>>57564618
>two special presents
CASH & EQUITY

[Anonymous No.57564841]

>>57564655
I believe $45 cash payout plus equity that will go to 6 figures

[Anonymous No.57565041]

Rumours are 34,44 bonds will be converted for shares and 24s paid out in cash.
Wonder if the converted bond shares will be eligible for fraud payout.

[Anonymous No.57565083]

>>57561100
Great now I'm thinking about pepper chicken.

[Anonymous No.57565469]

>>57565041
rumors from where? are shareholders going to make it

[Anonymous No.57565605]

>>57565041
>>As always
>Kek bondies
OP utterly BTFO

[Anonymous No.57565918]

My tax forms came through and are showing a realised loss on my BBBY investment. You know what that means? That means I, personally, have NOLs and I will now wait for a billionaire to buy them off me for $6million

[Anonymous No.57566165]

>>57565918
Show screenshot faggot

[Anonymous No.57566290]

His forehead's sweaty
Weak, short bags are heavy
There's unpurchased securities spreading
Ryan's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop shorts, but he keeps on forgetting
That a legion of retarded apes
Keep buying for pennies until his anus gapes
He's crying now, on X to his SEC pals
Liquidity's run out, time's up, his ass is plowed

[Anonymous No.57567240]

>>57561100
what did I pepper in? And is the added information true/false?

[Anonymous No.57567265]

>>57565469

[Anonymous No.57568044]

I hope everyone is having a good weekend (except shills)

[Anonymous No.57568919]

>>57565041
Are the rumors from a childrens book? I only accept rumors from children books otherwise their fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57569097]

>>57563051
>Some unrelated stock has a high price, that means BBBYQ will also have a high price!
Great DD. DFV would be proud.

[Anonymous No.57569152]

[Anonymous No.57570141]

>>57569152
Kek

[Anonymous No.57570327]

>unrelated stock
The jig is up loser. Short and distort is market wide and your boss can't hide behind mass media anymore. The GAME STOPS here.

[Anonymous No.57571119]

>>57570327
Wagmi time

[sage No.57571170]

The tax deduction doesn’t Mrs. You get an extra $3k back in taxes, lol. It means your agi is reduced by $3k. So it’s worth about $360 in reduced taxes. The government doesn’t just give you a full refund for making a retarded investment, lol.

[Anonymous No.57571747]

>GME is going to buy BBBYQ because.... because it just IS OKAY!?

[Anonymous No.57572122]

>57571747
He doesn’t nol

[Anonymous No.57572276]

Cohen won't do shit

[Anonymous No.57572362]

>gay logo bake jannied
>niggerfaggot baited to go off topic then jannied
>/bbbyq/ still standing
>cyberhedge melting down
It’s been a good weekend.

[Anonymous No.57572454]

>>57572362
Good weekend indeed fren

[Anonymous No.57572529]

Reminder that if you aren't buying BBBYQ bonds you don't actually believe in shareholders getting cash & equity

[Anonymous No.57572734]

How many more years?

[Anonymous No.57573358]

>>57563051
MMLTP baggies will get the same as BBBYQ holders, which is zero.

[Anonymous No.57573381]

>>57564841
You are getting nothing. Anyone who believes otherwise is an idiot. If RC launches TEDDY, it will be unrelated to BBBYQ and canceled stock holders will not get any of it.

[Anonymous No.57573430]

why didnt you dumb faggots just buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57573539]

>>57573430
>he didn’t buy all the generational wealth plays on this board
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket anon

[Anonymous No.57573579]

>>57573539
The problem wasn't that you bought, it's that you didn't sell when Ruggin' Ryan Cohen did.

[Anonymous No.57573598]

>>57573539
Learn what EV is retard

[Anonymous No.57573710]

>>57573539
“The wise ones bet heavily when the world offers them that opportunity. They bet big when they have the odds. And the rest of the time, they don’t. It’s just that simple.”

— Charlie Munger

[Anonymous No.57574023]

>>57573710
>opportunity
Do you think Munger would have looked at bbby and thought it was an opportunity?

No. It was a poorly run company (which is why your Messiah Ryan Cohen sold it) with a poor market outlook. It predictably failed. All that is left is the retards and those who prey upon them (juden).

[Anonymous No.57574196]

That sure is a lot of seethe for saying diversifying your assets is a good idea with no other elaboration.

[Anonymous No.57574280]

BBBYQ maxis will get the last laugh

[Anonymous No.57574349]

>>57574280
I don't see anyone laughing at a portfolio that will remain at $0 forever.

[Anonymous No.57574657]

>>57574349
I'm laughing at them. They thought a Jew would make them rich.

What fools

[Anonymous No.57575076]

>>57574657
>jews control all money
>therefore I will give up and do nothing
Not anti-semitic enough to team up with a jew? If you think there’s another option maybe you’re not as anti-semitic as you think. Or maybe you’re pretending..

[Anonymous No.57575419]

Seethe, cope, cry, scream, anything you do wont stop bbby from becoming the greatest wealth generation event since Bitcoin!

Please do not go to Home Depot and buy a rope :( your life is worth it. Even if it’s stinky trash that missed out on the greatest wealth generation event of this century.

[Anonymous No.57575481]

Is the marketcap of this actually only $32,000? Is it cause you need some black magic to find some exchange to sell you the shares?

[Anonymous No.57575867]

>>57575419
Don't worry, I plan to buy rope en masse and corner the rope market, then place outrageous markups to price out the poor. By the time they've built up enough money to buy my rope, they might be in a better place and realize they don't need it.

[Anonymous No.57576620]

Be weary, the only reason /r/teddy stays up is because it was comped from the start. It will become worse over time and assets will be burned along the way. /r/theppshow was nuked because they didn’t have control of it. Teddy will live on and comped mods will exert influence more and more over time.


Also be prepared to wait for many many more months, the number of wrenches these guys can throw into the legal process is seemingly unlimited so we just have to wait for RC and friends to dodge them and continue.

Hedgie gets closer to the ledgie everyday.

[Anonymous No.57576746]

>yoy GME profitability inbound
>RC as creditor
>literal madoff niggers on the case
>Amazon rats fleeing
>RRP slips on msm
>Teddy as a bank and Kanye shitpost
>regular insider buying ceased
-large chobani unilateral chief of investments
>ch 11 due to wrap up in March/April
>election year
>tZero
>shares removed due to corporate action
>Elon sperging on x
>mmtlp chads in congress
>from my iphone
Imagine not being comfy. Happening bros we eating good.

[Anonymous No.57577438]

>>57576746
Based

[Anonymous No.57577554]

>>57576746
Chinese Markets will be closed 9-17FEB24. Maybe this lines up with the RC tweet. 14FEB BBBY Hearing, Pulte says he will pay in 2.15 hrs (15FEB). Carl Icahns birthday 16FEB. Markets closed 19FEB for Presidents Day (Winking a Teddy Mt. Rushmore NFT). Maybe this week will be the greatest week in history!
China is a sleeping giant. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move the world

[Anonymous No.57577870]

>>57577554
Planning future happening date, based on someones birthday, a mt. rushmore nft, or macroeconomic developments in china would be nearly impossible considering the amount of delays we have already seen with this case.

see my earlier post:
>>57576620

A solid demoralization technique is to constantly hype dates, knowing they are going to be nothing burgers because of the gears hedgies have clogged in the legal system. It is also very difficult to know if its being pushed by shills or just natural excitement because who doesn't like getting excited about major court dates, especially when/if we get to hear our old dear friend Neelay Das attempt to read the messages hes receiving from hedgies in real time and hopelessly try to communicate the pre written statements and responses to our judge papa.

Stay vigilant and stay hydrated we might moon soon, or considering it is an election year we might moon in ~~8+ months. When this bubble pops its going to be at least as bad as 08.

Good to post this for reference too:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

[Anonymous No.57578698]

New Kenny just dropped

[Anonymous No.57578924]

>>57578698
He doesn’t look good

[Anonymous No.57579500]

>>57574023
>no it was a poorly run company
oh yeah I forgot about bcg

[Anonymous No.57579580]

>57574023
holy shit you are a legitimate mouth breather

[Anonymous No.57580015]

>>57578924
Why do you guys think hes stressed? You dont understand the hubris of powerful people like him. He still thinks hes ok and is losing zero sleep. He looks like any other 55 year old

[Anonymous No.57580451]

Are the new shares in the room yet?

[Anonymous No.57580471]

Good morning baggies

[Anonymous No.57581106]

up 4% today my basterds

[Anonymous No.57581244]

>>57563051

[Anonymous No.57581255]

WGMI

[Anonymous No.57581809]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no.

[Anonymous No.57582470]

>>57581809
>refunds
My only regret is that I didn't buy more

[Anonymous No.57582721]

How many do you have anon?

[Anonymous No.57583026]

>>57582721
more than 10,000 less than 50,000

[Anonymous No.57583324]

>>57566290
Based

[Anonymous No.57583417]

Just got back from my waifu ban. I knew better, but couldn't help it.

[Anonymous No.57583478]

>>57583417
Same...

[Anonymous No.57583620]

>02/09/24
>not even 100 posts

[Anonymous No.57583674]

>>57583620
moona soona

[Anonymous No.57583701]

>>57583620
You're here until we all wagmi fren

[Anonymous No.57583705]

Cash + equity is coming and we don't even need to time a sale. it's the perfect situation.


Hedgies on ledgies.

[Anonymous No.57583726]

>>57582470
You can replicate the results by just flushing money down the toilet you retard.

[Anonymous No.57583903]

>57583705
No goober, your money is gone

[Anonymous No.57584196]

>>57583726
that's not how toilets work, but I wouldn't expect you to understand

[Anonymous No.57584257]

I am extremely demoralized. Therefore when we get new equity and cash in exchange for our bbbyq shares that were removed from peoples’ accounts due to a pending corporate action, I will surely sell the new stock for any price I can get. Why would I, or anyone else hold the new equity and use the cash to buy even more? This could spell disaster for hedge funds and market makers, along with their prime brokers all the way up to the dtc and the fed if the stock happened to be cartoonishly over shorted.

[Anonymous No.57584541]

>>57584257
top kek very nice

[Anonymous No.57584639]

>>57584257
Even if you did get that (you won't)
Shorts does not apply to new equity you absolute subhuman reddit nigger.
In case of fraud, should it come to prosecution, the most you could hope for is a (nominal) settlement or fine.
That is the absolute best case scenario
Most likely scenario is you get nothing except for the relentless mockery for being a dumbass redditard

[Anonymous No.57584685]

>>57584639
damn your first post in this thread was saturday at 00:23. I hope you are paid well to be here. If you are a hedgie yourself then kek short baggie, the system is going to throw your ass under the bus the fiend justice for the average citizen once they find out their retirements are filled with an unfortunate number of fake shares.

Kek ken griffin has former presidential secret service body guards, he is being protected and the rothschilds are going to sacrifice the weaker parts of the system to save face.

[Anonymous No.57584692]

>>57584639
>Shorts does not apply to new equity
yeah they do

[Anonymous No.57584859]

>57584685
i would advice you that reddit is damaging to your mental health, but with you, the point is moot

[Anonymous No.57584909]

>>57583705
Facts

[Anonymous No.57584932]

It's almost Valentine's Day which means that Assparino is about to ravage Dougshit's asshole

[Anonymous No.57585082]

how is everybody feeling?

[Anonymous No.57585101]

>>57559587
This. The shills like to tell me that just because the city confiscated and incinerated my pile of dogshit (they claimed it was a biohazard, the hedgies must have put them up to it), that this means that my turds won't make me rich. Obviously they weren't smart enough to read the DD. When they came for my investment, I made sure that they left a receipt. I can't think of a single reason why Ryan Cohen wouldn't trade at least a billion dollars for the piece of paper that says I used to own a pile of dogshit. I'm sure that Ryan Cohen will be smart enough to spend his entire net worth on kickstarting the great turd squeeze. While I have no way of confirming that he's the genius I suspect him to be, I at least have evidence that he's not a complete retard, as he sold his shares in Bed Bath & Beyond before they went bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.57585116]

>>57585082
I'm feeling great. Visiting this thread always makes me feel good about being smart enough to invest my life savings into dogshit.

[Anonymous No.57585125]

>>57585101

[Anonymous No.57585144]

>>57585101
>>57585116
Gee, Mr. Cifu, TWO Dougshit posts back-to-back?

[Anonymous No.57585204]

Dougshit and his butt buddy boyfriend Assparino are going to get fucked, and not in the way they both like

[Anonymous No.57585218]

Hey shill faggots, you can still get in on the rocket with 34+44 bonds, which will get converted into shares. RC has extended his last olive branch, but you have to beg on this thread.

[Anonymous No.57585235]

>>57584859
Projecting

[Anonymous No.57585250]

>>57585218
there are no shares or plans for there to be shares. Show one piece of evidence towards new equity.

[Anonymous No.57585262]

>there are no shares or plans for there to be shares

[Anonymous No.57585325]

>>57585262
wow nice meme arrow, I'm defeated

[Anonymous No.57585394]

>57585325
Good for you, very brave of you to admit this

[Anonymous No.57585743]

>>57559118
>>57559129
>>57566290


shillbrothers and shillsisters, your response?

[Anonymous No.57585830]

>https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1757143978854506510.html
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57585874]

>>57585830

[Anonymous No.57585903]

>>57585830
Jake Freeman bros, your response?

[Anonymous No.57585904]

>>57585830
>>57585874
If it happens this week I won't just shit a brick but an entire fucking house too

[Anonymous No.57585918]

>>57585101
If hypothetically Cohen actually isn't involved in dogshit and the great turd squeeze doesn't happen, will that call his credibility into question?

[Anonymous No.57585928]

fucking retarded baggies kek

[Anonymous No.57585944]

>>57585903
this is so fucking epic if true. shills have been trying to gaslight us BBBYQ shareholders into thinking we're wrong, as if people like RC and whoever he's working with can't ever do anything cool or genius tier for us relatively decent people to make it and btfo our opponents

[Anonymous No.57586016]

>>57585918
Of course. I have convinced myself that his frequent tweets about poop are actually hints of his impending dogshit acquisition. If I were wrong, it would obviously be his fault for misleading me. That's why I'm so certain that I'm right, because I know he wouldn't want to jeopardize his reputation. If he refused to invest his entire net worth into dogshit, then he would lose the respect of anyone who was smart enough to put their life savings into stinking turds. Do you really think he'd risk alienating us loyal turdholders like that? Do you really think that he doesn't care about a group of strangers who he's never met or interacted with who decided to stake their financial futures on dogshit making them rich? The great turd squeeze is real my friend, I'm certain that Cohen will step in to pull the trigger any day now.

[Anonymous No.57586077]

What a time to be alive.
Checkmate hedgies

[Anonymous No.57586101]

>>57586077
Checked WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57586104]

>>57585944
This. Just because I don't have any "credible evidence" for the great turd squeeze doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm tired of all the shills telling me that the receipt I was given when my dogshit was confiscated and incinerated won't make me rich. They're obviously gaslighting me when they say that a piece of paper stating that I used to own a pile of dogshit is worthless. It would be really cool if Ryan Cohen donated his entire net worth just to make some relatively decent people (us loyal turdholders) rich, so I can't think of any reason that he wouldn't do it. Surely he'll announce his dogshit acquisition and kickstart the great turd squeeze any day now.

[Anonymous No.57586120]

>>57585830
>>57585874
>>57585903
It's for you, king

[Anonymous No.57586125]

I’m ready for my shares back. I would like them back for a fair price with an additional fraud payout tacked on. I would also like new equity in whatever rim calhoun has up his sleeve next. I believe said equity will go to 6 figures and pay out dividends. I’m tired of acting like this isn’t happening before your very eyes.

[Anonymous No.57586159]

we might actually be gaming on the 14th

[Anonymous No.57586306]

>>57586159
Meltdowners will be booting up the Minecraft server type gaming?

[Anonymous No.57586345]

>>57586159
I took this Thursday and Friday off this week so I can sneedpost 24/7.
Shills are mad they have to work mandatory overtime.

[Anonymous No.57586568]

I just want to say, before I get off work and get a new ID, Happy Valentine's Day to all of you future millionaires, and to the shillfrens who sacrificed generational wealth for the banter we all enjoy. We all gonna wagmi.

[Anonymous No.57586593]

>>57586159
Please Jesus let it happen. I deserve it

[Anonymous No.57586677]

>>57585830
Every time I read this letter I'm just in awe of the audacity. How would you not recieve it and not do everything in your power to fuck over whoever sent it.

[Anonymous No.57586780]

>>57585830
I wonder will they convert at closing price (.08) or relisting price

[Anonymous No.57586895]

OR something does happen on the 14th and we won't know about it until a week later or whatever
gaming is gaming regardless

[Anonymous No.57586952]

>>57585904
get ready to shit anon
>>57585944
>>57586077
>>57586101
>>57586125
>>57586159
>>57586306
WAGMI frens
>>57586120
Thank you, king
>>57586345
based
>>57586593
you deserve it
>>57586895
there will be gaming

[Anonymous No.57586976]

>>57585830
>in the event of a bankruptcy the unsecured holders would likely have received zero

The bankruptcy happened quite awhile ago.
You get zero, as was expected, retards.

[Anonymous No.57586988]

>>57586895
GameStop earnings perhaps? They are pumping crypto.

[Anonymous No.57587102]

Damn I am really glad I went all in on dougshit. Rc saw the scam happening all over the markets and saw it get dialed up to a ten when Covid started and he will lead us to the great gasparino-cifu anal prolapse turd squeeze.

Me personally, when we get cash and equity, I will use my us-fedshit coins to buy even more of the new dougshit entity.

[Anonymous No.57587928]

Bump

[Anonymous No.57588450]

as always, kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57588489]

>>57587102
>pic
holy shit I kek'd. But why "non-sequential"? Non-distinct would be better?

[Anonymous No.57588826]

>>57588489
Yea idk I found it in a gme thread a long time ago.

Hedgies are going to get fucked is all I know.

Also be ready to wait for many more months because of the election year and all the potential for further legal delays.

[Anonymous No.57589394]

>>57584692
No, they don't you illiterate amerifat
>>57584685
Cope & seethe about it you mentally ill schizo redditard

[Anonymous No.57589565]

>>57589394
Good afternoon ser

[Anonymous No.57590243]

only the young
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1ap90k6/wtf/

[Anonymous No.57590391]

>>57585903
Jake Freeofsharesman

[Anonymous No.57590759]

>>57587102
Kek dougshit

[Anonymous No.57590945]

>muh 2024 bondies are going BTFO because muh jake freeman REEEEEEEEEE
daily reminder that i actually know how to make money on bonds unlike redditniggers
daily reminder that ALL of bbby’s bonds are NOT convertible (twitter faggots are claiming otherwise and unable to open up the brokerage app for 3 seconds to check because uhh …?)
daily reminder that the 2024 bonds did a 17x overnight while the 34s and 44s just barely doubled
>muh kek bondies
kek baggies
jake freechads wagmi’ing hard rn frfr

[Anonymous No.57591148]

Did you guys see this shit? HOLY FUUUCK!!

[Anonymous No.57591650]

>>57591148

[Anonymous No.57591775]

>>57591148

[Anonymous No.57592357]

We're all going to get so much fucking money, bros. I think there will be books written on this, one of the greatest trades of human history.

[Anonymous No.57592987]

WHERE ARE THE SHARES?

[Anonymous No.57593097]

>>57590391
Kek

[Anonymous No.57593325]

We
Have
Loss
All
Our
Money

[Anonymous No.57593411]

lmao are these threads satire?

[Anonymous No.57593441]

>>57593411
Nope. The trade of a lifetime is unfolding as we speak and it is too late to buy in. All you can do is slurp GME and wait along with us. BBBY shareholders are about to get a massive windfall and some of us were slurping up these shares for pennies while the CEO of Virtu was literally whining and crying because he found out waaaay too late that he just bankrupted his company naked shorting and front running dilution that NEVER HAPPENED.

[Anonymous No.57593502]

>>57593325
Can’t lose money if I didn’t sell

[Anonymous No.57593516]

>>57593441
Obligatory kek dougie. How long till he begs for bonds to stop trading?

[Anonymous No.57593726]

>>57593411
Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.57593740]

>>57590243
Holy shit. WAGMI so hard. Tay-tay is part of this play.

[Anonymous No.57594236]

>57593441
>he's in here every day
maybe one day you'll finally have an aneurism and for a brief moment vivid dream your delusions coming true before you ACK
until then, you can seethe n cope

[Anonymous No.57594266]

>>57594236
Just curious, how would you know he’s here everyday unless you’re here everyday?

[Anonymous No.57594300]

>>57594266

[Anonymous No.57594304]

Oh boy I can't wait for nothing to happen tomorrow and a bunch of seething baggies explain why nobody actually expected anything to happen anyway

[Anonymous No.57594321]

>>57594304
Hello dd slave, what are the predictions for tomorrow? You seem to have done the research without any financial stake and I’d really appreciate a qrd.

[Anonymous No.57594377]

>57594266
>57594300
>57594321
oh baggiewaggies, you are my favorite seethie weethies

[Anonymous No.57594423]

OMG TEDDY!!!

[Anonymous No.57594434]

>>57594321
>Heh, I wasn't aware anything was expected to happen tomorrow honest guys

[Anonymous No.57594503]

>>57594321
Oh boy, I can't wait for the payout to come (whenever it does) and for you sisyshillies to vanish like vapor because you have no stake, no good faith, no sincerity, and probably no brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.57594626]

over under of him tweeting again before today ends?

[Anonymous No.57594678]

>>57594626
He'll probably just keep tweeting. I think the bet was about him leaving some faggy website.

[Anonymous No.57595128]

yawn

[Anonymous No.57595289]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.57595811]

>>57594434
I’ll know when something happens because you will tell me very loudly and repetitively. Tyfys.

[Anonymous No.57595813]

>>57559099
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57596670]

I have 2000 shares am I going to WAGMI? IS THIS GOING TO 4 DIGITS A SHARE?

[Anonymous No.57596866]

>$0.000

[Anonymous No.57597130]

[Anonymous No.57597290]

I love being a savvier trader than all of these "investment bankers" and "Wallstreet traders". I mean, come on, It was always this easy: Just buy and hodl some naked shorted stocks.
Checkmate hedgies.
inb4 seethies.

[Anonymous No.57597314]

Tomorrow 0,00
I have loss my Money.
Im disappointed but ho marchin on

[Anonymous No.57597344]

How much longer are they going to drag this thing out?

[Anonymous No.57597370]

>>57597344
Is strange

[Anonymous No.57597397]

>>57597344
Remember the soccer team that walked into a cave just before a monsoon hit and they were trapped inside the dark for like a month?
That's the hedgies. What you expect is for them to stick their heads into the water and drown. However they have decided they want to alive and avoid the BBC cage so they have resorted to eating their own feces for sustenance.
It makes no difference. They can never ever leave, though.

[Anonymous No.57597466]

>they were trapped inside the dark for like a month?
heh…

[Anonymous No.57597483]

Fuck this gay stock and fuck all of you. For two god damned years there’s been a hype date just a couple weeks into the future. “Oh, this time is for real, look at this DD!” The stock is gone, and has been for months. I told myself if it didn’t happen by thanksgiving I was out, then I told myself if it didn’t happen by Christmas I was out, then Jan 19. Well guess what - the next hype date of Feb 14 (WHY ELSE WOULD RC TWEET ABOUT A CEREAL BOX WITH A HEART) just got pushed again. I’m fucking done. I needed that money. My kids didn’t have a fucking Christmas because of this. I’m never reading this, Reddit, or Twitter again. I’m selling all my GameStop, and not touching meme stocks or crypto or any other Reddit bullshit get rich quick scam again. Have fun jerking each other off pretending you’re about to be millionaires. I can’t do it anymore.

[Anonymous No.57597495]

>>57597483
Sneed

[Anonymous No.57597521]

>>57597483

[Anonymous No.57597542]

we're going to have to wait until the dockets drop tonight to get more info

[Anonymous No.57597574]

>>57597483
desu im feelin like this to
starting to feel dumb for falling for this in tha first place

[Anonymous No.57597593]

>>57597483
don’t forget to livestream it for Chadshill
thanks

[Anonymous No.57597854]

>>57593325
I haven't, I was smart enough to invest in on dogshit.

[Anonymous No.57597946]

does anyone know if WAGMI is still on the table or is it Joever? Thx

[Anonymous No.57597947]

>>57597483
>just got pushed again
what's this shill talking about?

[Anonymous No.57597962]

>>57597946
the saga ended September 29th when they cancelled all the stock and said no distributions. this is just the afterparty

[Anonymous No.57598011]

>57597962
Shouldn't you be eating your boyfriend's ass right now? Oh wait nevermind, Valentine's Day is tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57598018]

>>57597946
That sensation you feel is the phantom pain where your bags and foreskin used to be. Tomorrow nothing will happen to either.

[Anonymous No.57598020]

>>57597962
Not even close you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.57598073]

>>57598020
Why are redditors so fucking morally righteous fuck these retards

[Anonymous No.57598118]

Yeah I'm thinking WAGMI.
Team Pulte!

[Anonymous No.57598202]

>>57598073
They're going to be blowing eachother behind the wendys soon enough, all of em have to go the way of the DODO.

You server no purpose but to spread disease.

[Anonymous No.57598274]

>>57598118
This would make perfect sense if overwhelming evidence of fraud was brought to Papalia.

I'm still thinking we fuck on Valentines.

[Anonymous No.57598308]

Be weary, the only reason /r/teddy stays up is because it was comped from the start. It will become worse over time and assets will be burned along the way. /r/theppshow was nuked because they didn’t have control of it. Teddy will live on and comped mods will exert influence more and more over time.

Also be prepared to wait for many many more months, the number of wrenches these guys can throw into the legal process is seemingly unlimited so we just have to wait for RC and friends to dodge them and continue. Hedgie gets closer to the ledgie everyday.

[Anonymous No.57598321]

>>57598118
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57597483
at least with this court shit we will find out sooner or later if it's truly over or not. if we don't make it then it's fucking bullshit how everything is crooked with corporate doublespeak etc and they shouldn't be surprised if people who have nothing to lose start playing minecraft.

[Anonymous No.57598323]

How can they be baggots if their bags aren't real?

[Anonymous No.57598734]

>>57597483
Bro these GME baggies have always been retarded, you deserved to lose the money by falling for (literal) memes.
The rest of the board is laughing at you, been holding BTC/ETH and physical gold/silver for years now.
All of you are clowns LOL

[Anonymous No.57598743]

>>57592987
There are none, which means there are no shorts either.

[Anonymous No.57598761]

ryan chode has our back i know it

[Anonymous No.57598762]

I’m convinced these threads are filled with bad actors who intentionally bait unsuspecting anons into buying GME, it’s the only explanation.
Crypto, precious metals, but you retards bought a dying stock instead LMAO

[Anonymous No.57598804]

>>57598734
Look it's another animu loving faggot.

Diddled any children lately pedo?

[Anonymous No.57598822]

>>57598762
this is a bbby thread anon

[Anonymous No.57598827]

>>57598804
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.57598834]

>>57598762
Doubled down on my long dated calls today, get rekt and happy valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.57599349]

hey bros, I had around 300 shares in my IRA and now they are just gone. Whats the deal? There is no trace of them it's like they never existed. >inb4 thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.57599398]

Why does this thread exist? Isn't BBBY bankrupt and the shares gone? Who is paying for these threads to be posted?

[Anonymous No.57599539]

>>57599398
mainly because shills such as yourself keep bumping it for some reason.

share were recalled from brokers (they are not even showing as realized loss in various brokers for instance), as bbby is still in the midst of chapter 11 bankruptcy.

non-shills in these threads are simply waiting for outcome. not sure why this peeves ur kind so much

[Anonymous No.57599790]

>>57599398
The retard scammers keep it going so they can scam more retards.

[Anonymous No.57599832]

>>57599790
Scam from what, you can’t buy shares?
Thanks for protecting retail interests.
Faggot

[Anonymous No.57599880]

>>57599832
Go away jew, I'm not going to buy your socks.

[Anonymous No.57600163]

>>57599880
Even if you could, you couldn't.

[Anonymous No.57600330]

>>57598118
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57600498]

>>57599790
who is scamming except the original scammers?

We are coming for retribution and there isn't a god damn thing you can do about it. we've picked out a nice spot on a ledge for you fucks already.

[Anonymous No.57600682]

>>57599832
There's nobody making a gay ass show about this dead ass stock and taking donations? There's no one trying to patent air after being involved with this dead ass stock?

[Anonymous No.57600835]

>>/biz/thread/S56342044#p56345290

[Anonymous No.57600954]

imagine still holding this shit

[Anonymous No.57601206]

imagine not slurping up shares last summer for pennies. Seethies are mad because they can't buy into this play as all of the cards are laid out before us. Shareholders are getting paid $45 per share + equity and seethies and doubties can do nothing but sit and watch.
You and I, king? We are the alpha kings who saw opportunity and seized lady fate by the pony tail. Every day has the magic of Christmas Eve. Good fortune is coming our way. BBBYKINGs walk this journy alone. Seethies can be red in the face as the envious are green. None of it matters but US! Stand tall KINGS! The future is ours and fortune favors the bold.

[Anonymous No.57601646]

>>57601206
They fucking know there will never be an opportunity like this again, that's why they tried and failed to prevent this from happening.

they're all about to find out how wide their assholes can spread before the tearing sets in.

[Anonymous No.57601835]

>>57597290
>savy trader
>buys stock in a failing company that goes bankrupt
"Fuckin jews! Help me ryan cohen!"
This is your brain on reddit

[Anonymous No.57601876]

>>57601835
Welcome back to your shift, ser

[Anonymous No.57602752]

>>57600954
you are supposed to post that after the new equity has been issued and wives are holding their children and sobbing while giving interviews to cnbc because their husbands jumped to their deaths.

I suggest you stick with the "what shares" script for now.

RC liked the tweet from pic related

[Anonymous No.57603144]

Does anyone know when the date of record for receiving the new equity is? I personally believe that people who bought at $25 and held all the way down should be entitled to more shares than latecomers who bought tens of thousands of shares at $0.08.

[Anonymous No.57603239]

>>57603144
RC himself bought at like $15. that would suck if us true believers who caught on to his cryptic tweets early didn't even get our initial investment back

[Anonymous No.57603517]

>>57603144
Cope.

[Anonymous No.57603979]

Looks like the OG BiggySmalzzzz is going to post a DD here soon.

[Anonymous No.57604501]

>>57603979
>here
really

[Anonymous No.57604510]

anyone have a link to the court case for today?

[Anonymous No.57604538]

>>57604510
What time is it? If its on zoom it will be on the same twitch channel:

https://www.twitch.tv/freakn_pwned

[Anonymous No.57604682]

So we finally fuck today?
>>/biz/thread/S56342044#p56345290

[Anonymous No.57604945]

I'm so excited bros.

[Anonymous No.57605101]

>>57604682
What does it mean

[Anonymous No.57605126]

>>57559099
Band of Homosexuals

[Anonymous No.57605214]

Is there anything to stream? wtf

[Anonymous No.57605255]

>>57605101
It means this was never a cut-and-dry bankruptcy case

[Anonymous No.57605352]

>>57605214
>sour patch instead of milk duds or crunch

[Anonymous No.57605395]

>>57605255
It means everyone who was buying shares for pennies was basically slurping up their financial freedom. We will now ascend to the glorious rank of retirees and wait in line with the boomers on the golf course on weekday summer mornings.
This is the path we chose. This is our DESTINY.

[Anonymous No.57605622]

Where do I even buy BBBY nowadays?

[Anonymous No.57605671]

>>57605395
me in line drunk preparing to use a putter to drive

[Anonymous No.57605846]

>>57605395
I only bought 1000 shares with 100 dollars because I initially fell for the fud. Am I going to make it? I've seen $45 per share thrown around and obviously it's not enough for my position, though I'm happy you guys will make it.

[Anonymous No.57605885]

haven't checked in in like 6 weeks, is today significant in any way?

[Anonymous No.57605894]

>>57605885
You don’t have a sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?

[Anonymous No.57605908]

>>57605894
no i'm alone and 31 years old i don't want a leech roastie taking my salary either

[Anonymous No.57605935]

>>57605846
How does six million dollars sound?

[Anonymous No.57605966]

>>57605935
In 3 years? Unlikely

[Anonymous No.57606035]

>>57559099
I thought when companies go bankrupt you lose your investment. Or is this just peoples entitlement thinking they can get back what they lost because America or something

[Anonymous No.57606069]

>>57606035
That's CH7 silly. But you already knew that you silly shilly.

[Anonymous No.57606228]

>the Michael Goldberg story
>>/biz/thread/S56263808#p56264770
>>/biz/thread/56263808#p56264830
>>/biz/thread/S56263808#p56265111
>>/biz/thread/56263808#p56265136

[Anonymous No.57606239]

>>57583620
>still the same thread
i am a laff

[Anonymous No.57606249]

>>57605395
My man

[Anonymous No.57606301]

>week long threads
>muh valentines day nothingburger
don't forget to livestream your DOTR for me

[Anonymous No.57606309]

it's just 1 sad, samefagging redditard left now he can barely keep the general from sliding off the catalogue, it was kinda fun when he had enough spirit left to chimp out now he just spams the same nonsensical pasta, no energy, no shares, soon, rope.

[Anonymous No.57606342]

>>57606035
>he doesn't know about Ryan Cohen's plan

[Anonymous No.57606386]

When's the next cope date BBBaggiebros?
>>57606228
lel

[Anonymous No.57606411]

>>57601206
This. I'm certain that all the shills laughing at me for investing in dogshit are secretly just mad because I got to the dog park before them. Every morning I make sure to scoop up all those treasures before they can get their greedy hands on them, I can't help but laugh at how I continually outwit them. They must feel like morons when they see me walk past with my hands full of stinking turds. They know that Ryan Cohen is going to pay out $10m per turd, and they're just going to have to sit and watch when I make it without them.
>>57605622
You cant, those shares no longer exist. Fortunately you can still do something more sensible with your money, like investing in dogshit.
>>57606069
Then why did the company describe their chapter 11 process as having substantially the same goal as a chapter 7 liquidation? Pic related.

[Anonymous No.57606464]

>>57605846
22,000 $

[Anonymous No.57606485]

>>57606309
I see at least 4 predditors including yourself. If you stopped mentioning it in every post I might stop thinking you are one.
>>57606386
Here is a predditor posting the same nonsensical image for the 100th time as an example

[Anonymous No.57606522]

>>57606485
>nonsensical
It's literally from a document filed in court by the Bankruptcy Administrator, telling BBBaggies that it's over. Just because (You) don't understand/refuse to understand what it means doesn't make it "nonsensical," "strange," or "extraordinary." It just means you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.57606536]

>like cockwork, the dickfamished redditard swoops in to slurp his own ballsack

[Anonymous No.57606649]

Oh, it’s the coalition of the willing volunteer brigade. I’ll leave you guys to have fun and roleplay with each other then. I only fuck with people who are paid to be here, sorry.

[Anonymous No.57606660]

>>57606411
omg, they brought back dogshit anon.

Do your schtick

[Anonymous No.57606743]

>"im not samefagging guise, these are two distinct personas that just happen to really, really like eachother, OKAY?"
ok, whatever you say, keith

[Anonymous No.57606839]

>>57606660
>Can't explain why the company described their chapter 11 process as being equivalent to a chapter 7 liquidation
>Laughs at someone whose turd based portfolio is outperforming them instead

[Anonymous No.57607165]

>>57606839
Go on. Say the line

[Anonymous No.57607169]

Hedgie gonna jump from the ledgie.

We have some very scenic blocks of concrete picked out for you as your final resting place.

[Anonymous No.57607178]

>>57606069
Says the one with 17 posts. I think you
Might be the shill. Good luck with whatever nonsense you are obsessing over

[Anonymous No.57607211]

Anon, that job you hate. You're gonna be able to quit soon.

WAGMI baby!

[Anonymous No.57607232]

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT LOGOBAKE FRENCHFAGGOT LOGO STEAL SAMEFAG 45 SHILL INDIAN I LOVE IT I WISH THE WHOLE OF BBBY THREAD WOULD JUST BE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS WHY NOT CHANGE THE THREAD NAME ALL TOGETHER THE STOCK DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE RIGHT SHILL BROS LETS TALK NOW MORE ABOUT LOGO BAKES UNTIL WE HIT THREADCAP

[Anonymous No.57607456]

>>57606839
Come on. Just say it. For old times' sake.

[Anonymous No.57607599]

Remember this gem?

[Anonymous No.57607696]

Judge Papalia about to open the floodgates on some hedgie anus.

[Anonymous No.57607715]

feb 14 came and went, and predictably, nothing happened.
"heh, we knew nothing was special about this date all along" the poor baggie sulked as they went to back to minimumwagerino at the local wafflehouse.
"maybe a nigger will chimp out and shoot up the place, then at least SOMETHING would happen" he thought to himself

[Anonymous No.57607782]

>>57607715
>feb 14 came and went
What does he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.57607806]

>>57607715
nigger its 11am here. its 2pm in financial time (new york)
You live in India

[Anonymous No.57607813]

>>57607715
You dumb ass bitch the day is just getting started.

Plenty of time for you cunts to get decimated.

[Anonymous No.57607820]

>tax forms from etrade show nothing about bbby being sold or cancelled
the form shows all of my bbby purchases, but nothing else. weird

[Anonymous No.57607819]

>>57607782
>12am, February 15 in India

[Anonymous No.57607835]

>>57607782
>bro there's still 'x' hours left in the day, sneed shillies
[YOU ARE HERE]
>bro there's still 'x' minutes left in the day, sneed shillies
>bro there's still 'x' seconds left in the day, sneed shillies
>bro there's still the weekend left, sneed shillies
>bro there's still t+2 after the weekend, sneed shillies
>valentines day? we don't do dates, sneed shillies
>the swap? that was just a hedgie distraction, sneed shillies
>bankruptcy? never happening or else cohen would literally go to jail, sneed shillies

[Anonymous No.57607837]

>>57607806
>>57607782
so you la wafflehouse niggers admit that you think this date is special, so whats the next cope gonna be when nothing happens?

[Anonymous No.57607878]

>>57607837
Kill yourself shit skin.

[Anonymous No.57607883]

>>57607835
>>57607837
Nothing will happen today,
but it is funny that you’re Indian

[Anonymous No.57607897]

I would love the bbbyq trampstamp bake with no links if we have a hero anon itt

[Anonymous No.57607911]

>>57607837
r u mad?

[Anonymous No.57607915]

tEDDED
>>57607906
>>57607906
>>57607906

[Anonymous No.57607930]

>>57607878
NO, U
my dear baggie in Christ

[Anonymous No.57607954]

>>57607915
>>57607943
>gets immediately BTFO
sasuga

[Anonymous No.57607960]

>>57607911
why would i be?
>>57607883
nope, not even close my dear amerifat

[Anonymous No.57607983]

>>57607960
Oh, so pakistani

[Anonymous No.57607999]

>>57607820
Now they're failing to deliver your capital loss? The nerve of these guys.

[Anonymous No.57608000]

>>57607983
pakistan, being right next to india, would be close
you are way off

[Anonymous No.57608437]

>>57608000
a literal shitskin, it's not just a meme.

[Anonymous No.57609008]

>>57608437
nice reading comprehension amerifat
i see why you are number one employee at wafflehouse

[Anonymous No.57609429]

>>57607819

[Anonymous No.57610411]

It's really happening isn't it? I can't quite believe it.