Americans unironically spend 50 dollars on a fucking water bottle

[Anonymous No.57555108]

[Anonymous No.57555115]

>>57555108
some people unironically spend money on ICP

[Anonymous No.57555129]

>>57555108
you were never the cool kid I suppose, it kind of shows

[Anonymous No.57555135]

I hate americans so much it physically hurts

[Anonymous No.57555138]

Women who do this are smarter than people drinking microplastics out of pet bottles.

[Anonymous No.57555140]

>>57555135
same
t. europoor

[Anonymous No.57555158]

>>57555135
what i hate even more is they pay 20 dollars for some stupid triple cinnamon chai oatmilk latte and carry it around in the gay looking starbucks mug

[Anonymous No.57555162]

$50 is literally nothing

[Anonymous No.57555166]

>>57555108
B-but I need to let everyone know I'm against microplastic$ !!!

[Anonymous No.57555174]

>>57555138
>what is a surplus bottle

[Anonymous No.57555245]

>>57555108
I spent 10 dollars on mine and I don’t think about you at all

[Anonymous No.57555274]

People on this board will gamble away millions to zero, rather than put a realistic amount to the side after gains. You're really mad people are enjoying $50 they actually earned?

[Anonymous No.57555282]

>>57555174
Virgin post

[Anonymous No.57555283]

>>57555274
you are the person that would pay $50 for a baguette only because some zoomer influencer say its a good one

[Anonymous No.57555300]

>>57555282
>hrrrrrurrddd durrr

im not wrong

[Anonymous No.57555327]

>>57555108
fuck. let me do gamble using 50 dollars in eesee rather than buy this kind piece of shiet. I dont understand why americans like wasting money, lol.

[Anonymous No.57555334]

>this whole thread

[Anonymous No.57555348]

>>57555300
>let me just walk around with a drink bottle shaped like a fucking grenade
>that's totally the same as the trendy one zoomettes want

[Anonymous No.57555366]

>>57555334
You should print that shirt out, you’d probably actually make some money with them

[Anonymous No.57555371]

>>57555108
i don't care how expensive they are, are they actually good water bottles or is it just a fashion statement?

[Anonymous No.57555381]

>>57555348
>let me just walk around with a drink bottle shaped like a fucking grenade
>that's totally the same as the trendy one zoomettes want

[Anonymous No.57555415]

>>57555371
Yes they are amazing bottles. Unfortunately the larger ones look autistic for urbanite use. But the little coffee mug style are excellent.
This is an advertisement and stanley does airdrop me rice tokens for this

[Anonymous No.57555418]

>>57555108
I guess it is one of the main advantages of not being a Europoor or other thirdie.

[Anonymous No.57555459]

Whats wrong of drinking your water in the bottle it usually comes with? Not hip enough?

>Inb4 i bottle tap water
Mutts tap water isnt safe for drinking

[Anonymous No.57555472]

Also in minecraft they make excellent face donkers. Haha. In minecraft of course. Smashing someone's face that follows you for 30 minutes at 3 am would be illegal. Except in minecraft

[Anonymous No.57555550]

Euros are so poor lmao. Quit your engineering job in europe and come deliver pizzas in the US, you'll make more money.

[Anonymous No.57555557]

>>57555472
Could you imagine if it wasnt though. Imagine Mad Max timeline people have stanley bottles as arm cufflinks to strangle libtards in chokeholds. Bullish

[Anonymous No.57555566]

>>57555557
>off by 2
I tried stanley. I really did. Refreshed catalog and everything
>>57555555

[Anonymous No.57555607]

>>57555348
you talked about plastic , not design fucking brainlet zoomer

[Anonymous No.57555633]

>>57555371
how can a water bottle be "good"? it needs to not be leaking and thats it lol

[Anonymous No.57555669]

>>57555633
how can you be this dumb of a consumer in 2024? there's all kinds of fucked up chemicals used in everything
people that aren't retarded just want a pure stainless steel drinking vessel. glass would be fine but that obviously has major draw bags outside the home

[Anonymous No.57555711]

>>57555633
I'll go into detail
The stanley bigboy tube can keep liquids hot for over 18 hours. I've had coffee 24 hours later (because I am pretty based) that had remained hot because I did not open the canister much
The frame is surprisingly durable. The one I have has "fallen down some stairs" quite a few times now and the blood wipes right off
And finally the bigboy tube has no "sippy cup" feature so it is amazingly easy to clean. Just a rubber o-ring and you're all set for scrubbing.

You can use a dollar store rag with your buck knife to strape along the insides, but that's a whole nother product I'll shill you later

[Anonymous No.57555712]

i have a $40 yeti. it's hard to find a cheaper bottle that is both insulated and dishwasher safe. i can only imagine how poor one must be to seethe this much over people wasting $50.

[Anonymous No.57555715]

>>57555138
I drink out of a glass zulu bottle

[Anonymous No.57555741]

>I drink out of a glass zulu bottle
Fucking here they come. The fucking REI suits

[Anonymous No.57555753]

>>57555741
Enjoy your Alzheimer’s

[Anonymous No.57555764]

>>57555711
>On the bottom of each quencher made by the beverage container powerhouse is a circular barrier made of stainless steel, which covers a pellet that contains lead, a spokesperson for Stanley explains. The pellet seals the product's vacuum insulation, and it is not accessible unless the stainless steel barrier comes off — which is possible but “rare,” the Stanley spokesperson notes.

enjoy drinking Lead you dumb Motherfucker

[Anonymous No.57555831]

>>57555764
>heh this noticeable defect must trick you
IF MY INSULATION WAS FUCKED MY COFFEE WOULD BE COLD WITHIN 20 MINUTES YOU FUCKING WEEKEND WARRIOR LOWER YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WALK UNDER THOSE TREES

[Anonymous No.57555845]

>>57555283
it is a good one
they're insulated and fit in cup holders.

[Anonymous No.57555860]

>>57555753
>implying I'll live that long
Good luck faggot my body is underneath 7 dead trees

[Anonymous No.57555863]

>>57555108
consumers here literally spend money on a water bottle with refillable caps for smell so you can pretend your plain water tastes like juice

[Anonymous No.57555906]

I have a couple hydroflasks. I like that you can get fully stainless lids for them, I absolutely hate plastic, in particular for anything directly in contact with food and drink. A long term goal of mine has been to minimise exposure to micro and nano plastics as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.57555918]

What kind of accessories do you guys use to rice out your Stanley™ cups?

[Anonymous No.57555923]

>>57555711
you described any thermos/vaccum flask literally

what is new here

[Anonymous No.57555933]

>>57555669
thats why i said, buy a surplus one for 2 dollars

[Anonymous No.57555946]

>>57555918
i hate zoomer women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.57555953]

>>57555923
It has Stanley on the bottle. Stanley is my friend

[Anonymous No.57555959]

>americans: do anything
>eurofags: angry
why do we live rent free in your heads?

[Anonymous No.57555993]

>>57555115
cope

[Anonymous No.57556044]

>>57555918
>:30
>tfw spent 8 hours sewing a shit one
>Amazon probably sells it for $5
Feels fucking BAD man

[Anonymous No.57556187]

>>57555933
>plastics
retard

[Anonymous No.57556353]

>>57555108
Where can I find one of these Morgan Stanley cups?

[Anonymous No.57556484]

>>57555993
you missed a part of that graph

[Anonymous No.57556523]

>>57556353
Ace hardware used to carry them. Occasionally you can find them in home depot/lowes too during summer. Walmart had them for a while but they seem to only carry the chink walmart brand shit now

This only really applies if you can't order online. Just order online like 99% of whites. Y-You are white right?

[Anonymous No.57556550]

I have two Klean Kanteen 1L stainless steel bottles, now 4 and 5 years old and will easily go at least the same distance further. Tap water is perfect where I live and travel, havent had to buy water or nearly any beverage during this time really, not a bad investment for both myself and the environment for 2x35€ :^)

[Anonymous No.57556568]

Better than peepeepoopoo tonen atleast you can drink from it

[Anonymous No.57556578]

>>57556550
>I have two Klean Kan- *BANG*
You're interrupting stanley

[Anonymous No.57556652]

>>57555993
>wow 98% of bagholders are down instead of 100% now

[Anonymous No.57556846]

>>57556523
Thanks fren. I'ma buy one of these Morgan Stanley cups. Online of course. Because I am white.

[Anonymous No.57556860]

>>57556846
You're welcome, be sure you buy the stanley cup I don't know who that nigger Morgan is

[Anonymous No.57556916]

>>57555174
You want to know how I can tell you’re autistic?

[Anonymous No.57556920]

>>57556484
>>57556652
every icp shill here has an average buy in the single digits

[Anonymous No.57557202]

>FIDDY DOLLA WADDA BODOLE? HUH?????
It's a fashion item. No different than black people spending $500 on a pair of sneakers that cost 5c to manufacture, or women buying a $1700 handbag because it has "GUCCI" written on it, or elite jews buying a $20,000 watch because they want to signal that they can afford to wear a Rolex.

[Anonymous No.57557244]

>>57555166
these botttles aren't plasttic?

[Anonymous No.57557391]

>>57556916
yes please

>said the guy visiting a kazakstani camel saddle maker forum

[Anonymous No.57557462]

>>57555108
You mean women. American men buy nalgene.

[Anonymous No.57557850]

>>57555138
The bottles are contaminated with lead. Lead contamination causes more severe adverse health effects than microplastics.

[Anonymous No.57557917]

>>57555108
Amerisisters... its over...

[Anonymous No.57558010]

can eurosharts not afford stuff? when do yall stop thinking about us?

[Anonymous No.57558027]

>>57555140
you are a nigget

[Anonymous No.57558266]

>>57555108
Blame retarded fucking women. Seems like every month there's some dumb ass new water container trend that awards social status point bandwagon that fucktard normies cant wait to jump on.

[Anonymous No.57558387]

>>57555550
My rent is 640eur and food is cheap as f, I don't even have to use trams since its so bike friendly, Schwartzwald is 25min away, beautiful palaces streets castles and pitouresqe little towns with flowers pots on windows are everywhere
It's like living where forigmers go on a holiday. Nobody fights, no noise...
Are we actually poor here?
When I move to Dalmatia will I be poor when the view is what tourists pay up the ass to look for 5 days and I see it when Im doing dishes, and neighbour brings me figs trough the always open door?

There is just very little fear here.

[Anonymous No.57558426]

German women overpay for kanken bags with gay flag on it, protest climate stuff every week and try to ruin the continent

[Anonymous No.57558467]

>>57558387
Your entire post is bullshit driven by arrogance and narcissism. You're obsessed about appearing better than others on an anonymous message board.

[Anonymous No.57558533]

>>57555115

[Anonymous No.57558564]

>>57555174
theyre usually too small. i like at least 1 litre

and for the record i dont know a stanley steamer or whatever the fuck it is, i have some generic metal one a friend gave me

[Anonymous No.57558604]

>>57555860
you seem like a rare pretty cool woods schizo. are you sober?

[Anonymous No.57558643]

>>57555108
>Stanley

That cup is a great NPC indicator. Although I have a 1/2 gal yeti with stickers on it but actually use it since I have field work.

[Anonymous No.57558743]

>>57555135
>>57555140
we can tell
its all you ever talk about

[Anonymous No.57558929]

>>57555918
Kek I unironically got my brothers wife the snack holder for her stanley as a xmas present

[Anonymous No.57558944]

>>57556652
You fucking newfags need to go back ignoring crypto- ETH had a 90% dip and was fudded to hell at @ $7-10 its niggers like you who will never make it because you are too stupid to DYOR

[Anonymous No.57558977]

>>57555108
The Stacey 50 Dollar Big Gulp

>>57555174
The Virgin MilSurp innawoods Sip schizo

VS

The Chad Pod Mega Plastics mixed with fruity flavors a Gallon a Day Anon

[Anonymous No.57559649]

>>57555918
damn I never knew this level of consumerism would actually make my brain hurt

[Anonymous No.57560128]

>>57555115
Topkek. This upsets the paid shills and bag boys. >inb4 they counter you with garbage arguments

[Anonymous No.57560137]

>>57558977
incels fear the DOLLAR TREE GIGACHAD THIRST QUENCHING OFF BRAND KOOLAID MEGA GULP NOW WITH 50% MORE BPA

[Anonymous No.57560141]

>>57555108
owala is better and has no lead

[Anonymous No.57560214]

>>57555108
Imagine if the people buying those tin cans would invest their 100 usd on agrs bags or nvidia stocks, the things that will literally make them millions in the future.
But no, expensive water bottles

[Anonymous No.57560685]

>>57560214
Amerimutts are just like that

they loathe financial stability

[Anonymous No.57560695]

>>57555138
>>57560214
LED CONTAMINATION
vs
INVESTMENT IN YOUR OWN FREEDOM FROM THE GOVT
who would win

[Anonymous No.57560860]

>>57555108
how much do they cost to make i wonder.

[Anonymous No.57561273]

>>57557917
pass on your turd world mud drink thanks

[Anonymous No.57561646]

>>57558467
It's true, though. My apartment is 19 sw meters and there is a tram train station 2 min away and I can be in the Markplatz in 4 minutes of ridimg the tram train, in Ettlingen in 18 etc. But I can just bike there like everyone
Have you seen Karlsruhe? Have you seen Gengenbach, Freundenstadt, or whatever little town in BW? Castle Hohenzollern?
Or any of the 1200 islands and islets in Croatia? Let's say Korcula, Kaprije?
So every little village on the Croatian Adriatic coastline looks like a fairytale (except that planned communist brutalist dump Ploče), same goes for Schwartzwald.
And I'm saving money to move from Karlsruhe to one of the islands, or just a coastal town, in Croatia. It is getting expensive there on the coast, I have to say that, because people live of renting to the tourists so I could maybe do that too.

Main point is that when you shit on Europeans and money think of where and how they live. Your salary comes with compromises, and European lifestyle comes with compromises- usually huge taxes, 0 opportunity to create a company and succeed.
IMHO USA is a work colony, Dalmatia and Baden Wuerttemberg are regions people pay to visit.

[Anonymous No.57561692]

>>57555108
am i the only person who still uses a YETI

[Anonymous No.57562124]

>>57560214
the west has fallen

[Anonymous No.57563623]

>>57555108
>yeah but it fits in my cup holder

[Anonymous No.57563822]

Great FUD spread by Stanley's competitors rly caught on.

I prefer YETI and Camelbaks myself.

[Anonymous No.57563861]

>>57560141
Based, got an owala a few months ago. the flip cap they have is getting me to drink so much more water