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There's this chick at work that looks like she's 12 and has acne and I want to fuck her so bad but everyone on the job makes fun of her and says stuff like "I didn't know kids work here" so I will be viewed as a pedo if I make a move.

>> No.57546515

>>57546493
Keep your dick out of the workplace anon

>> No.57546536

>>57546493
is she underage?

>> No.57546557

>>57546493
>wants to fuck a girl that looks 12
>is afraid to look like a pedo
You are a pedo. Why don’t you just say out loud that you’re attracted to 12 year olds. Sick fuck you should be beaten.

>> No.57546561

>>57546536
I don't know how old she is actually, but she's working fulltime during shcool hours so she's gotta be at least 18 right? I don't think minors can work full time.

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>> No.57546565

>>57546493
it sounds like you are a pedo. If you must, then ask her out and date her for 3 months before you make any kind of physical move, no matter what. Build a real, healthy relationship with her. See if you like her personality. Maybe you'll fall in love and live happily ever after, despite being a complete degenerate. If you have kids with her someday, then don't molest you kids, ffs.

>> No.57546577

>>57546557
no, I don't like kids, I like teens that are young and fresh and tight and supple instead of old maids.

>> No.57546596

>>57546577
Teens are kids anon, uh oh

>> No.57546662

>>57546596
so when my and my gf were 18yo and recording ourselves having sex we owned child porn?

>> No.57546804

>>57546662
Post it here so we can assess
With an emphasis on the ASSess heh heh

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>>57546662
As long as she was 18 years 0 months 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes and 1 second old. The law is quite clear

>> No.57546838

>>57546493
Go for it.
Legal lolis need sex too.

>> No.57546901

>>57546493
Assuming that she actually is an adult, just do it. Why not marry her too? Probably a lot nicer to be around than some roastie.

>> No.57546910

>>57546493
Youre ugly as fuck u got no chance

>> No.57547181

>>57546561
>I don't think minors can work full time.
Kek. Child labor is common all over the world despite laws against it.

>> No.57547768

>>57546493
Live your life anon. It's what most men secretly want anyway.

>> No.57548037

>>57546493
make fun of her also but do it in such a way that she can tell you are into her

>> No.57548629

>>57546515
This. I don't care if OP is a pedo or not, if the chick is underage or not. It could be a 40 year old 6 foot tall Amazon milf. Or you could be a fag interested in another fag coworker. Doesn't matter in the end. Only wise advice in the thread, keep your dick off the workplace.

>> No.57548682

>>57546493
Talk to her, get to know her and make small moves over time. But as other anons mentioned, do this only if you dont value your job very much

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>>57546493
Do it bro.

>> No.57548711

>>57546493
Bro it’s not cool to fuck your 6th grade students.

>> No.57548720

This nigga works at Burger King

>> No.57548724

>>57548629
>Only wise advice in the thread, keep your dick off the workplace.
Its probably a loser mcjob, the only benefit to those at all are the teen poontang. Let OP fuck away (provided she is at a very minimum 6574.5 days old of course)

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>>57546493
One of my best, dirtiest and sexiest relationships I ever had was with a little hot tight nerdy 18 year old chick I met at my job (I was 24).
Fucking do it. Don't listen to anyone. Just talk to her and work your way in there. The thrill is unlike anything I've ever done. I still think about her body and her blow jobs regularly... and I'm married now

>> No.57548748

>>57546493
Sex
Baby

>> No.57548755

coworkers fuck all the time. go ahead fags, dont dip in company ink, ill spill that shit everywhere on your behalf

>> No.57549241

>>57546557
>>57546596
she's an adult
>>57546493
Just do it. jobs come and go

>> No.57549269

>>57546493
post her pic at least so I can give a proper answer

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>>57546820
I fucked my first gf on her 18th birthday but it turns out she only turned 18 exactly around 5 hours after. Am I going to be convicted!?

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>>57546515
>>57548629
redpill me on this