/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57543422]

>its over this time for sure

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57542266

[Anonymous No.57543442]

what cycle are we at with PLTR?

[Anonymous No.57543441]

Chyna bros...
Xi betrayed us...

[Anonymous No.57543446]

Crab day in general?

[Anonymous No.57543454]

>>57543441
Lost monies on chink shit, never again

[Anonymous No.57543455]

>>57543422
who's that? Steve Vanarinno?

[Anonymous No.57543461]

>>57543441
I agree the U.S. shall bring peace and freedom to China with thousands of nuclear bombs.

[Anonymous No.57543470]

>>57543442
crab

[Anonymous No.57543472]

What is a good long-term stock? I'm tired of this crap. There is nothing good to buy right now, it's already been bought

[Anonymous No.57543473]

You need to have balls of steel or insider knowledge to fomo into tech at this stage.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57543480]

Two jetblue planes just crashed because of diversity hiree pilots. What's Sec. of Transportation Pete Buttfucker going to do about all these fucking plane crashes? Maybe we can weaponize the justice department and go after Boeing for making the planes too complicated for niggers and women to be piloting.

[Anonymous No.57543491]

>>57543472
Buy an Oil ticker that gives dividends when it goes on sale. So probably not today I'd wager.

[Anonymous No.57543493]

>>57543461
There's no way we get a nuclear war. That would make Western countries much better.

[Anonymous No.57543495]

>>57543472
Intel

unironically

[Anonymous No.57543496]

>>57543472
The logic here should be to assume short positions no?

[Anonymous No.57543502]

>>57543473
Im about to put my life savings into MSTR because im from EU and I don't have a BTC ETF.

Can anyone tell me how this is retarded? I need a 3x to retire. If we have a bull run before a recesion and im sitting on cash watching everyone else get rich im going to legit kms. BTC may hit 100k before we even get a fucking correction.

[Anonymous No.57543505]

>>57543495
>Intel
INTCel

[Anonymous No.57543510]

>>57542427
>>57542486
>>57542504
>>57542551
>>57542684
I'm done for the day. Hope somebody made money on that call

[Anonymous No.57543514]

>>57543493
B-but the chinese people need democracy so the elites can fuck their children.

[Anonymous No.57543520]

>>57543502
We're already in a bull run. We have been for weeks. Your terminal fomo mentality is dangerous for your health.

[Anonymous No.57543526]

>Day change (+0.09%)
It's fucking over bros I need be up (+5.0%) every hour

[Anonymous No.57543530]

>>57543473
I bought a shitload of MSFT and ASML because I think those companies are making all the right decisions, not because I believe in tech in general (though I do, somewhat).

[Anonymous No.57543531]

>>57543496
I would short but I don't have enough to short kek, I think I'll just buy pltr

[Anonymous No.57543539]

bears are accumulating cum, i accumulate NVDA

[Anonymous No.57543542]

>>57543514
In an authoritarian system they can fuck your children and we'll never know about it because no free press and no freedom of speech.

[Anonymous No.57543552]

>oversleep
>find out one of my stocks had its earnings report today
>-5.94%
>too late to sale and avoid loses
it hurts so much

[Anonymous No.57543554]

>>57543441
the Xi pump is coming

[Anonymous No.57543557]

>going to make more today wageslaving than my 'folio will
grim

[Anonymous No.57543560]

PYPL is just absolutely shitting itself. I wonder if the options-anon offed himself already?

[Anonymous No.57543564]

>>57543530
I may too much of a boomer then, I just don't understand what possible fundementals can come from the AI speculation boom. Seems like a speculative bubble to me.

[Anonymous No.57543572]

>>57543441
Why? What does the appointment of the new market regulator mean?

[Anonymous No.57543574]

>>57543560
-10.95%

[Anonymous No.57543584]

AMD and NVDA will close at +3-4%

[Anonymous No.57543587]

Uuuugh PYPL, bros?! Uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.57543591]

ARM bros, we won.

[Anonymous No.57543592]

>>57543552
Nigger? Set stop losses

[Anonymous No.57543599]

>>57543472
Hitachi unironically.
>nuclear reactors
>semiconductor manufacturing equipment
>some defense stuff

[Anonymous No.57543605]

>>57543592
>Set stop losses
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57543606]

you guys can do what you want, but im holding URANIUM.

greens will come around, they are running out of time and lies to spread to politicians

[Anonymous No.57543608]

Sir, ARM just pumped over 50%.

[Anonymous No.57543614]

>>57543587
>>57543574
PayPal is revolutionary in the fact that it's the first company to trade like a zombie altcoin. I'm not sure whether to be bullish or bearish on a 10 pct dump.

[Anonymous No.57543615]

I'm bullish on Snap. They're AR leaders at the time when wearables are slowly becoming mainstream. They're adding 10s of millions of Daily Active Users every quarter (from 200 million in 2020 to over 400 million today) and increasing revenue streams with Snapchat+ etc. They've got some cutting edge tech so imo measuring them on their ability to generate ad revenue is shortsighted.

I'm buying the dip

[Anonymous No.57543625]

>>57543606
>DNN down 3%
>UEC down 4.7%

[Anonymous No.57543629]

>>57543615
i dont see how you could lose buying the dip desu

[Anonymous No.57543630]

>>57543614
There are dozens of companies that have the same chart as paypal.

[Anonymous No.57543633]

>buy tech
>get rich
yes, it's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.57543637]

>>57543633
If only I had the power of foresight and bought months ago.

[Anonymous No.57543640]

BUY $BABA IN THE YEAR OF DRAGON!

[Anonymous No.57543644]

>>57543615
I wouldn’t touch SNAP with a 10 foot poll. Its a dying platform. Kids have moved onto Tiktok.

[Anonymous No.57543647]

>>57543615
Why not wait until the chart closes at least 1 or 2 green days first

[Anonymous No.57543674]

XLU bros .... I guess utilities are absolutely worthless and energy is worthless the only thing with value is fake AI companies

[Anonymous No.57543681]

Does anybody remember when ARM is releasing the remaining shares? I remember it being somewhere in March or April?

[Anonymous No.57543685]

>>57543637
buy now and break the cycle.

[Anonymous No.57543687]

>>57543564
AI is a bubble and isn't at the same time. It's the same thing as with the dotcom bubble / crash.

Was it a bubble in the early 2000s? Yes most definitely. Did it change the world forever and long-term bring about even more gains? Also yes most definitely.

Smart play now is to slowly cash out your tech investments. When the bubble comes down by like 50 or so percent immediately buy back in and hold for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.57543689]

>>57543681
What do you mean? They have share based compensation so they'll be issuing shares forever.

[Anonymous No.57543690]

>>57543591
Does Goro do bench presses with two bars?

[Anonymous No.57543701]

>>57543690
The upper arms are to hold Chun Li's ass over his face while lifting for test reinforcement. He benches with the lower arms

[Anonymous No.57543702]

>>57543689
>What do you mean? They have share based compensation so they'll be issuing shares forever.
I'm not sure if it was ARM or SoftBank, but basically like 70% of the shares are frozen and will be released on some date. Apparently it's a regulation type thing for companies that had recent IPOs

[Anonymous No.57543706]

>>57543685
No. FOMOing is how you lose
>>57543687
For sure

[Anonymous No.57543708]

don't sleep on snap

[Anonymous No.57543715]

Tik tok changes

[Anonymous No.57543720]

Somebody post some crab maymays, this is bullshit.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57543733]

>>57543720

[Anonymous No.57543734]

>>57543715
I just watch latinas with fat asses dance on tiktok, I don't need the music.

[Anonymous No.57543735]

I just made money on puts.
Fuck all Mumus.
Stop trying to push the market up.
It's Joever.

[Anonymous No.57543736]

>>57543702
Oh, yeah the staff can't sell until, I think it's later this month. But only like 10% of the shares are on the public market to begin with.

[Anonymous No.57543742]

I was wrong to say you’re fucking stupid if you aren’t buying SOXS below 4.90.
That’s on me.

[Anonymous No.57543744]

>>57543736
Yes yes exactly what I'm talking about. What was the term for it? Do you have some link talking about it?

[Anonymous No.57543745]

>>57543687
if a current bubble were easy to call, it wouldnt have become a bubble in the first place.

[Anonymous No.57543749]

>>57543720
Uma delicia

[Anonymous No.57543748]

Bros I just want enough money to own exotic animals.

[Anonymous No.57543754]

>>57543742
Already ahead of you friend

[Anonymous No.57543760]

>>57543715

[Anonymous No.57543763]

>>57543745
They could have said the same about the dot com bubble though.

[Anonymous No.57543775]

>>57543760
i'm obviously retarted. meant for >>57543720

[Anonymous No.57543777]

We are crabbing a bit today

[Anonymous No.57543782]

>>57543777
Checked.

[Anonymous No.57543787]

>>57543745

[Anonymous No.57543789]

>>57543763
People were talking about a bubble for years before the dot-com bubble burst in 2000.

[Anonymous No.57543790]

>>57543777
Checked and crabpilled
Reminder do not look up her porn

[Anonymous No.57543799]

>>57543745
That's why you don't sell everything at once. Things generally look overpriced. If you have a large stake in semi conductors (like I do), the strategy now is to SLOWLY sell off over the course of the year.

No one can foresee when the bubble collapses like it did with dotcom. However the likelihood of it happening within a year or two is pretty damn high.

[Anonymous No.57543804]

>>57543749
how does one eat this? very interesting I'd love to try this

[Anonymous No.57543806]

>>57543742

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57543816]

>>57543720

[Anonymous No.57543826]

>>57543787
And yet there is a credible.albeit small chance they are still an undervalued microcap because maybe just maybe AI is going to propel us into being a Type 1 civilization.
>>57543763
I was like 6 so I don't remember what people were expecting out of tech then but maybe it also had a chance of being true.

[Anonymous No.57543833]

Should I just LONG semis so we can finally have the crash already

[Anonymous No.57543834]

>>57543441
>Didn't invest in Russia because I don't invest in dictatorships actively planning my countries downfall
>Invested in Future of Defence because the west needs weapons to defend liberty
>Didn't invest in China because I don't invest in dictatorships actively planning my countries downfall
>Invested in Taiwan because they're our friends who need help

All you had to do was believe in yourself.

[Anonymous No.57543835]

>>57543826
>AI is going to propel us into being a Type 1 civilization
If we ascend the Kardaschev scale in my lifetime I win either way whether I short and get obliterated or not

[Anonymous No.57543847]

>>57543834
i should get a cat.

[Anonymous No.57543848]

>>57543580
PGNY an insurance company that specializes in fertility assistance (IVF treatments and the like). Like any insurance company all they really do is collect monthly premiums and occasionally cover some procedure or medication. Considering the continuing trends of women putting off children, falling testosterone rates in men, possible vax induced fertility problems it will be a good long term play. Not to mention there are rumblings of legislation that will require employers to cover things like IVF - which means the company will get a ton of customers. Look for PGNY to grow steadily or maybe even get acquired by a larger insurance company.

[Anonymous No.57543852]

>>57543834
>Implying that the "democratically" elected politicians aren't planning your countries downfall.

[Anonymous No.57543863]

Is there a Schwab S&P 500 ETF or is SCHX the closest one?

[Anonymous No.57543869]

>>57543835
True that, if ai is as big as people pumping the bubble hope every sector will boom and everyone's bags will pump. Although the concept of 'making it' may become dated if it brings such quality of life to all and we don't have to be slaves anymore anyway... just daydreaming here. I already cashed out of the tech bubble last week and am more defensive currently with cash and value stocks.

[Anonymous No.57543871]

>>57543847
cats are bros

[Anonymous No.57543873]

>>57543606
>>57543625
Pew research, for what it's worth, shows a shift
in sentiment concerning nuclear power from opposed to support. check the pew website for
source.

AI incoming is going to use massive amounts of juice. More juice requires more generation.
Solar can't keep up, wind can't keep up, fossil
fuels cause global warming.
URANIUM IS THE ANSWER
check out the scientific American website for source

[Anonymous No.57543881]

>>57543749
Those are the saddest looking crabs :(

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57543883]

>>57543848
>implying this shit bill introduced by the broad with the purple hair is going to even make it out of commttee
hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57543884]

>>57543847
everyone needs a friend. treat it with love.

[Anonymous No.57543887]

>>57543744
>What was the term for it?
Lockup period I think

[Anonymous No.57543892]

>>57543871
cute

[Anonymous No.57543903]

>>57543863
looks like schx, schb, and schk are all pretty similar

[Anonymous No.57543908]

>>57543887
>Lockup period I think
Arm lockup expiration: 12th March.

Phew. Don't have to sell yet

[Anonymous No.57543921]

>>57543871
Nice pal there buddy

[Anonymous No.57543923]

>>57543908
So what you're saying is I should fomo into ARM as long as I sell by early March

[Anonymous No.57543924]

>>57543903
Thank you, anon.
I will continue buying SCHG then.

[Anonymous No.57543932]

>>57543871
R8 my kot

[Anonymous No.57543936]

>>57543921
>>57543892
Hes my big boi (23lbs)
>>57543932
thats an interesting breed

[Anonymous No.57543938]

>>57543932
Nice cat.

[Anonymous No.57543939]

>>57543799
Dotcom collapsed when people realized internet startups weren't making any money
AI will collapse when people realize its just a google search that's harder to sue you for plagiarizing

[Anonymous No.57543947]

>>57543496
not really, stocks can maintain their price for a long time. If you look at Verizon it's held around $40 USD since late 2022

[Anonymous No.57543950]

considering closing my longs on SMCI
but what do I do next with all these fucking crabs

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57543951]

>>57543932
That's a dog.

[Anonymous No.57543954]

>>57543923
The ship has sailed...

[Anonymous No.57543956]

>>57543932
Check out my lil kot.
He hates niggers btw

[Anonymous No.57543957]

>>57543871
My cat says hi to your cat

[Anonymous No.57543961]

>>57543923
>I should fomo into ARM
>He wants to fomo AFTER an unprecedented, once in a decade 60% pump
KEK

[Anonymous No.57543962]

>>57543644
Tiktok is more a replacement for Instagram to be honest, snapchat is still used by hookers and for being social
like I highly doubt gen alpha is texting each other through tiktok rn

[Anonymous No.57543963]

>>57543936
>23lbs
Holy shit I thought my 21 pound Russian blue was a monster

[Anonymous No.57543969]

>>57543939
> its just a google search
It’s a lot more than that but how much more valuable it is money-wise is anyone’s guess

[Anonymous No.57543972]

>>57543956

[Anonymous No.57543981]

>>57543957
Now she will eat everyone’s gains in this thread

[Anonymous No.57543989]

>>57543502
https://www.justetf.com/en/find-etf.html

[Anonymous No.57543990]

i wonder what this humble leader’s portfolio looks like?

[Anonymous No.57544002]

>>57543990
wouldn't it be funny if he went all in GME

[Anonymous No.57544006]

>>57543502
21

[Anonymous No.57544017]

>>57543990
He strikes me as someone who has 500k DOLE shares in an offshore account

[Anonymous No.57544020]

>tfw sold urnm yesterday at 57

[Anonymous No.57544024]

>>57543957
cute
>>57543963
Yeah he's a monster

[Anonymous No.57544025]

>>57543990
Given his personal chef lived in his own castle, Putin must have some cool palaces.

[Anonymous No.57544031]

>>57544017
He probably bought BOIL just before the pipeline blew then bought KOLD on the NATGAS peak after it.

[Anonymous No.57544040]

BOIL chads....

it cant go down forever. This is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.57544049]

>>57543871
I just want a big kitty.

[Anonymous No.57544050]

>>57543990
He collects watches (Patek’s etc)

[Anonymous No.57544053]

About time SOUN gets a lil love. All the AI meme magic always skips us

[Anonymous No.57544054]

>>57544040
>it cant go down forever.
zoom out

[Anonymous No.57544059]

>>57544040
It's very nature is to go down forever and reverse split and we're still a good bit above the likely NATGAS bottom.

[Anonymous No.57544065]

>>57544049
cheetos are super cool speedy bois

[Anonymous No.57544067]

>>57544050
>Putin posts on /fa/

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544085]

>>57544040
I thought Biden was trying to put the US natural gas industry out of business, so that China could sell more coal?

[Anonymous No.57544092]

Don't look at Diesel and Oil, bitchass bulls

[Anonymous No.57544095]

>>57544085
nah hes trying to kill germany

[Anonymous No.57544100]

OIL
I
L
SEVEN
SIX
getting denied

[Anonymous No.57544103]

i really only need like $1500/mo inflation-adjusted to be comfortable, i could just DCA into schd for a decade or so and retire in my 30's. I pretty much never spend money on entertainment anyway, when i was a neet i had infinite ways to keep myself occupied, especially being surrounded by forests and having an internet connection. Why shouldn't I? Just make it an even $2000/mo to be safe and have a little extra in case I do want something...

[Anonymous No.57544109]

>>57544040
redpill me on BOIL, why are you niggas investing in it? retard here

[Anonymous No.57544114]

>>57543441
Got out of BABA today for a $1k loss. Made it back on a MSFT call and TSLA day trade. Feels good to be free.

[Anonymous No.57544125]

>>57544114
>Got out of BABA today

Thanks, its going to go back up again then

[Anonymous No.57544128]

>>57544053
Keep on holding fellow SOUN bro, we will have our day.

[Anonymous No.57544133]

Holy COCOA. First all the bakeries went of business now also the confiseries

[Anonymous No.57544135]

Eurobros.. your thoughts on Hermes and LVMH? I went long on Hermes with a x15 leverage before close

[Anonymous No.57544139]

my ARM bags feeling heavy today

[Anonymous No.57544144]

>>57544109
NO
>NO
NO
>NOOOOoooo
>ooo
>o

[Anonymous No.57544147]

Wtf cocoa just did 25$ in 5 min. This is now a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.57544157]

>>57544147
it had an intraday dump of over 100$ and regained it all, holy hell this is trading like Oil in march 2022

[Anonymous No.57544161]

did that one anon take the LLY trade that was discussed yesterday?

[Anonymous No.57544166]

>>57544125
First it goes to $50, hope it pulls down tencent with it.

[Anonymous No.57544190]

This thread is way too dead. Did you faggots double nad tripple bake again?

[Anonymous No.57544205]

>>57544190
retarded day and there is nothing to discuss

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544206]

Where is the lunchtime dump?

[Anonymous No.57544218]

>>57544190
No, they are just NO OIL TROONIGGERS

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/catalog#s=/smg/

[Anonymous No.57544220]

>>57544103
Go with SPY and sell covered calls. 30 delta/30 DTE covered calls would give around $300 per month. And allow for upward growth. So 500 shares (250k) should be enough.

[Anonymous No.57544225]

Think I am going to lose my job. Should I move stocks into a bond etf or is there any case for taking on more risk?

[Anonymous No.57544238]

>>57544190
I showed my wife our ARM gains and then fucked her. I’m not joking. Its been great day so far and its not even lunch.

[Anonymous No.57544258]

what the fuck is aggregate demand again?

[Anonymous No.57544260]

SOXL BROS

[Anonymous No.57544268]

>fnko

[Anonymous No.57544279]

>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>ECBs Holtzman: There is a certain chance that ECB will not cut rates this year

What a Chad.

[Anonymous No.57544281]

UTILITIES FUCKING SUCK

[Anonymous No.57544288]

Steve van Metre is so funny. Love his vids. I was watching EuroDollar University the other day and was surprised to see our very own Steve doing the video with him

[Anonymous No.57544293]

>>57544238
>I showed my wife our ARM gains and then fucked her
lol, good. When I'm getting out of this I'm going to fuck the whole market.

[Anonymous No.57544297]

>>57543422
once this guy flips bullish the greatest crash of the century will commence

[Anonymous No.57544305]

>>57544281
>utilities do well in a recession, buy up just in case!
>whoops, we're just gonna postpone the recession indefinitely :)

[Anonymous No.57544313]

>>57544281
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57544315]

>>57543472
Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57544323]

>>57544293
Why are bears so stupid and dont like free money? Made 40% this year holding literal meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.57544334]

anyone else notice every single failed venture splinters off /smg/ into its own thread, we have a recession general now kek

[Anonymous No.57544338]

UNL dads, we heal

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544342]

is this the lunchtime dump?

[Anonymous No.57544348]

>rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57544357]

>>57544342
even algos need a break

[Anonymous No.57544358]

>>57543422
Billions must watch clickbait

[Anonymous No.57544369]

Transfered funds around now can't trade until cash settles. I'm going insane in the membrane.

[Anonymous No.57544377]

What the fuck happened at noon?

[Anonymous No.57544378]

>>57544377
I don't see anything out of the ordinary on my charts for 12:00 ET. What are you looking at?

[Anonymous No.57544380]

>>57544348
>The market now solely revolves around megacaps and the possibility of rate cuts
This year's gonna be fun

[Anonymous No.57544390]

>>57544378
All my holds, which are aerospace, bounced at the same time at noonish.

[Anonymous No.57544396]

>>57543863
the hell is that webm

[Anonymous No.57544398]

>>57544378
>>57544390
Oh and KO too lmao.
>I am NOT KO boomer

[Anonymous No.57544405]

>>57543863
Tell me more about the webm

[Anonymous No.57544406]

Damn i forgot to buy MARA at 16.

[Anonymous No.57544411]

Serious question, should I sell ARM at the end of the day today? I'm kind of scared of an aftermarket drop

Currently up 80% since purchase

[Anonymous No.57544412]

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I want fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short it's NVDA face with selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really I am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

[Anonymous No.57544423]

>>57543863
Had to replay almost thought the teacher was Kurt Russell

[Anonymous No.57544431]

>>57544411
No, wait until the end of March.

[Anonymous No.57544445]

>>57544431
why march

[Anonymous No.57544454]

>>57544445
You'll be down 80% by then.

[Anonymous No.57544460]

uhhhh CHINA BROS?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.57544463]

>>57544238
I did literally the exact same thing today. She was moaning... a lot....!

[Anonymous No.57544464]

>>57544423
>>57544405
>>57544396
From the incredibly financial film Trasgredire.
>>57544348
>They're only accounting for government-related, makework jobs for new hire data.
No wonder government wagies are so uppity.

[Anonymous No.57544468]

I must sell everything immediately

[Anonymous No.57544475]

Whats your savings to expenses ratio? Im at 50%. My max is around 61% before inflation.

[Anonymous No.57544476]

>>57544468
this dude called the internet a fax machine lol

[Anonymous No.57544484]

>>57544476
>called the internet a fax machine
over a long enough timeline he is correct...

[Anonymous No.57544498]

>>57544460
China is already at the bottom more or less, the downside is limited. The USA now, thats a whole 'nother story.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544505]

>>57544484
AI is a fucking fax machine.

[Anonymous No.57544511]

What the fuck?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544514]

WTF WAS THAT??? MY FUCKING PUTS JUST GOT FUCKED!!!!

[Anonymous No.57544515]

>>57544476
The internet is a series of tubes.

[Anonymous No.57544517]

WTFWT!?!?!?!?
t. TLT holder

[Anonymous No.57544527]

Also WTFWT etc?

[Anonymous No.57544533]

>>57544475
i spend everything i make

[Anonymous No.57544535]

>Physical uranium

[Anonymous No.57544540]

>>57544445
I said you would hit 5k on the auction. Didn't happen. It's over.

[Anonymous No.57544545]

>>57544517
30 year bond auction: https://twitter.com/dampedspring/status/1755653256108544251

We're good for deficits from here to infinity

[Anonymous No.57544546]

>>57544527
>>57544517
a good 30yr bond auction

[Anonymous No.57544548]

>>57544342
There's dumping?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544552]

>>57544517
Oh FFS Janet Yellen found enough smelly foreigners to buy all her fucking bonds, and push yields lower. I can't make this shit up. Fuck these fucking foreigners. I hope we get another nine-eleven type event so we can start treating these arab mother fuckers like jews again.

[Anonymous No.57544553]

Anyone waiting for NET earnings tonight? Already up 5% for the day so I aint slurping more

[Anonymous No.57544556]

>>57544546
Oh, well that's nice. Old lady Yellen will be happy.

[Anonymous No.57544565]

Do something boboniggers

[Anonymous No.57544568]

NATGAS AND OIL
A
T
GAY FAGGOTS HOLD NO NATGAS AND OIL
A
S

[Anonymous No.57544595]

pltr is popping off should i sell? or wait

[Anonymous No.57544601]

*checks bobo's morale to see if we can breach the big 5k*

[Anonymous No.57544611]

can NFLX hurry up and moon back to 561-562, I wanna get out of these call options

[Anonymous No.57544613]

>>57543990
He owns a Super Bowl ring too

[Anonymous No.57544615]

>>57544568
I'm holding oil, short, and am currently in significant pain.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544616]

My Safety Shot is getting short squeezed.

[Anonymous No.57544626]

>>57544595
It looks like it's on a breddy gud run, might keep going, might tank at any moment. You feelin lucky, punk? Well are ya?

[Anonymous No.57544627]

[Anonymous No.57544637]

>>57544601
Check it.

[Anonymous No.57544640]

>>57544568
nat gas seems to be in an oversupply, but I may try to get some exposure for when it stops being that way. I'm not sure what to buy.

Check out the stock BTU for coal.

[Anonymous No.57544646]

Why is 5,000 on the SP500 being denied?

[Anonymous No.57544650]

>>57544637
I finally got the 4k version to render. Will start trying to get more 5k bulls

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544651]

>>57544613
He also scored 8 goals in an exhibition game vs NHL talent.

[Anonymous No.57544661]

>>57544637
heh, nothin personnel
*adds leverage*

[Anonymous No.57544668]

Since we've had 30% inflation in two years, doesn't the stock market just kinda make sense? reprice at the new de-valued dollar?

[Anonymous No.57544670]

>>57544661
P.S. I don't actually have a position right now

[Anonymous No.57544676]

>>57544464
>Trasgredire
>all that bush
Yuck, no thank you

[Anonymous No.57544682]

loaded up on $indi

[Anonymous No.57544683]

Thank god for ID's being thread specific, I say so much stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.57544690]

>>57544640
Watch through April to June for NATGAS bottoming and start learning with UNG and trade single shares of BOIL for a while until you have gained substantial knowledge and experience of not only NATGAS fundamentals but the technical behaviors of contract based ETFs. Once you have enough of a grasp you'll have a money machine you can operate from then on. Always be prepared to do a lot of patient waiting for proper setups unless you are prepared to put yourself into high levels of risk and know how to manage it. Yes, I am aware of Peabody. I wish COAL had a futures price based ETF though, I don't like companies in general.

[Anonymous No.57544694]

>SPY trading in a $1 range all day

[Anonymous No.57544697]

How do you determine the liquidation value of a company? like if it stopped making anything, how much would it be worth?

[Anonymous No.57544698]

>>57544650
I'm very happy with the look of the 3k bears. 4k is more realistic, but we can dream.

[Anonymous No.57544718]

>>57544690
thanks. I screencapped to review. Why not buy futures?

[Anonymous No.57544721]

Thoughts for today reports?
I think Take-Two will rise even if they fail to meet expectations. On the other hand, Expedia will fall even if they meet expectations.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544730]

>>57544697
I'm no economist, but taking the assets and subtracting the liabilities would be a good guess.

[Anonymous No.57544733]

>>57544683
But when an anon gives some great pointers it's basically impossible to give thanks later on

[Anonymous No.57544744]

>>57544733
>great pointers
>smg
huh

[Anonymous No.57544747]

>>57544225
6 months expenses in bond ETF. 1 year if you work in tech like me.

[Anonymous No.57544749]

>>57544476

[Anonymous No.57544754]

BIZ chads what car should I buy with my NVDA gains?

[Anonymous No.57544759]

>>57544595
im holding for 35

[Anonymous No.57544766]

>>57543848
PE of 79 and near the 52 week high....no thank you

[Anonymous No.57544767]

>CNN report: we are at historical low for layoffs with the lowest ever number of eligible claims for unemployment. We are at highest employment ever. The Fed will consider cutting interest rates soon now that inflation is under control.
lmao. Well, at least the bags will pump.

[Anonymous No.57544768]

>Everything falls apart even the most frown eventually break down.

https://youtu.be/IcDpPUTLxig?t=18

[Anonymous No.57544772]

>>57544694
It's definitely a good day to be short vol.

[Anonymous No.57544774]

um mumoidz?
um boboidz?

[Anonymous No.57544778]

SHOT sissies where we at!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57544790]

>>57544774
They're not in right now, would you like to leave a message?

[Anonymous No.57544792]

>>57544774
craboidz winning?

[Anonymous No.57544794]

>Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually break down

https://youtu.be/IcDpPUTLxig?t=18

[Anonymous No.57544797]

>>57544772
unironically the VIX is up a lil' bit

[Anonymous No.57544798]

[Anonymous No.57544808]

>short S&P 500 futures
>it goes straight up

[Anonymous No.57544810]

>>57544797
I usually trade the options themselves rather than vix. I closed my short call position this morning to dump the collateral. I kind of wish I had waited until now but I really didn't like what dxy was doing.

[Anonymous No.57544815]

>>57544798
I’m trying to get the outputs to handle the metal bars better

[Anonymous No.57544824]

>>57544718
Go right ahead if you are able, I am still a nigger so I do ETFs. I just bought a share of COAL too.

[Anonymous No.57544832]

>>57544767
Tech workers in shambles

[Anonymous No.57544835]

>>57544797
I sold some green shares of UVXY today

[Anonymous No.57544836]

NEXT
>>57542266
>>57542266
>>57542266
>>57542266
NEXT
>>57542266
>>57542266
>>57542266
>>57542266

[Anonymous No.57544838]

>>57544815

[Anonymous No.57544841]

>>57544792
sniboidz dominating

[Anonymous No.57544842]

>>57544836
100 posts early

[Anonymous No.57544845]

I'm from the future, to warn you that what is coming will be caused by yourselves.
There's no fate but what we make for ourselves.

[Anonymous No.57544854]

>>57544836
We are over 30 posts away from the bump limit. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57544855]

>>57544836

[Anonymous No.57544856]

at what point would you consider getting a financial advisor? im struggling to see why anyone but a clueless boomer would want one

[Anonymous No.57544859]

>>57544845
Riddle me this: where will the money instead? Nowhere.

[Anonymous No.57544867]

>>57543848
>requiring employers to cover IVF
This is genuinely sickening. Why are women like this?
>pay me for the pleasure of then paying me maternity leave
>also treat me equally
So fucking stupid!

[Anonymous No.57544870]

>>57544810
>I usually trade the options themselves rather than vix
which options? VIX options? Or vol etfs? I have traded the VIX options before but it always seems like selling calls takes up too much buying power for what the potential reward is and in the event you are wrong you get heemed

[Anonymous No.57544883]

>>57544856
If my portfolio had over $5 million.

[Anonymous No.57544896]

>>57544854
wtf is he on a swing? lol Why are the Mumus so much worse? lol

[Anonymous No.57544897]

Canadian companies falling apart
Bell laying off 5000 employees, selling off most of its radio stations
Bombardier posts a healthy profit and positive prospects but stock prices plunge, why is this?

[Anonymous No.57544902]

>>57544767
something something part time jobs
>>57544468
top siginal

[Anonymous No.57544903]

>ARM up from $77 to $125 on earnings of $0.29c per share
>BABA down from $77 to $70 on earnings of $2.67 per share
>ARM P/E is 300
>BABA P/E is 10
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57544905]

>>57544651
what a chad

[Anonymous No.57544908]

>>57544897
Because nobody cares about Canada
t. leaf

[Anonymous No.57544910]

Why would you cling to BABA at this point?

[Anonymous No.57544916]

>when will you goyim learn

[Anonymous No.57544921]

/smg/ bobos in a hypothetical 2001 would have refused to buy amazon because it was no different than pets.com in their mind

[Anonymous No.57544924]

>>57544897
the country is a decade from coming apart completely. investing in canada would be like buying a factory in nagasaki right before it gets nuked

[Anonymous No.57544929]

>>57544924
nukes aren't real anon. nagasaki was firebombed

[Anonymous No.57544935]

>>57544929
the point remains

[Anonymous No.57544936]

>>57544910
>Buy when others are fearful
>Buy low

Those are the main principles. I dont give a fuck about the price action, the endless fudery etc. I will buy and hold, take the 100% loss if thats what it cost. Fuck you and your overpriced garbage

[Anonymous No.57544939]

>>57544921
BOP

[Anonymous No.57544946]

>>57544867
Yes I agree. But this is the kind of shit that gets normalized in Clown World. Might as well make money off it.

[Anonymous No.57544949]

Don’t say I didn’t warn you about LLAP

[Anonymous No.57544951]

>>57544924
BUT THE HECKIN FREE HEALTHCARE AND DIVERSE IMMIGRANTS WHY DONT YOU WANNA PAY A $100 FEE ON YOUR HEATING BILL YOU CHUD?

[Anonymous No.57544962]

>>57544867
adding a taxpayer to the system is a net positive though

[Anonymous No.57544965]

>>57544908
record population growth, we are now at 40 million population. Ranked #1 place to live in the world in rankings

>>57544924
Trudeau supporters don't seem to think so

[Anonymous No.57544979]

>>57544832
Kinda crazy that layoffs are now being gauged by eligible unemployment claims and not companies actually laying people off.
>>57544902
Fair enough. I mean, are you *really* laid off if you can still deliver doordash? Maybe being a delivery boy is your real job and the thing you got let go from was more like a... hobby? Yeah, a hobby! No layoffs actually happened.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57544983]

I just read an article that says consumers don't want to buy EVs.

[Anonymous No.57544991]

>>57544965
Record population growth from importing more third worlders than america and europe combined. This will not end well for you.

[Anonymous No.57544995]

>>57544936
Anon, I believed in the chink dream too. You're absolutely right that BABA is very unfairly valued rn (see >>57544903), but it's just not worth tying your money up in something that will either keep going down or crab for the foreseeable future. Wait until Xi does something concrete for their market, then buy back in. Make money elsewhere for now. Shit if you insist on a chink stock put it in PDD since Wall Street seems to like that one.

[Anonymous No.57545004]

>>57544983
I can buy a junker that gets me from A to B for under $10k and it takes 30 seconds to fill the tank

[Anonymous No.57545005]

>>57544903
They could just call themselves BAIBAI and they'd be at 700§..

[Anonymous No.57545012]

>>57544903
BABA is a shell company in the cayman islands, It's earnings is $0.

[Anonymous No.57545020]

>>57544965
>record population growth, we are now at 40 million population. Ranked #1 place to live in the world in rankings
lmao it's because you opened the floodgates to the pajeets. and now your tax base is being destroyed because they're all poor and useless instead of skilled, educated workers.
your country is going to have a huge reactionary impulse against this

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57545024]

>>57545004
Yeah but if you keep doing that in 5 more years you won't be able to get from A to B anymore because A and B will become victims of catastrophic climate change and no longer exist outside of history articles on Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.57545029]

>>57544965
>Canada ranked #1 place to live in the world in rankings
roflmao

[Anonymous No.57545043]

>>57545012
Ok retard. Don't reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.57545044]

comfy

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57545047]

>>57545046
>>57545046
>>57545046
>>57545046

[Anonymous No.57545051]

>>57544962
Yes I’m sure that half black daquaruys will contribute mightily

[Anonymous No.57545059]

>>57544995
I dont believe in timing the market like that. I add small portions regularly and just wait. I have decent cash flow coming in every month so im not too worried about opportunity cost. The chink dream shall not be foregone.

[Anonymous No.57545101]

>>57544910
I bought at close yesterday so I'm not down that much

[Anonymous No.57545559]

>>57543422
Help me, /biz/, I can't think of anything that's unthinkable, what is it?

[Anonymous No.57546654]

>>57544238
>our
Kys, you cumgurgling faggot