/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57531391]

Ed edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

Previous >>57529317

[Anonymous No.57532318]

Nvidia $1000

[Anonymous No.57532319]

Anybody who is shorting the US really wants to lose money. I also did in december and lost. I won't short this shit again as tempting as it might be. I'm sticking to shorting EU/UK

[Anonymous No.57532320]

>SHOT

[Anonymous No.57532322]

NOW GO AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX

[Anonymous No.57532323]

stocks will never go down again

[Anonymous No.57532324]

Finally a decent OP who bakes at 350.

[Anonymous No.57532328]

>he isn't short HOLO
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57532329]

>OP webm
Why even live bros...

[Anonymous No.57532330]

>>57532319
except the Russell2000 maybe, forgot that one.

[Anonymous No.57532333]

>>57532329
Because what the fuck else is there to do

[Anonymous No.57532338]

I also have 20 shares of soxs at 4.84 that I’m not including on my meme.

[Anonymous No.57532341]

>>57532329
Dying seems kinda gay

[Anonymous No.57532343]

And just like this BABA will never go lower than 73$ again

[Anonymous No.57532348]

>>57532319
It's *really* hard to make money shorting national markets. You need destruction like what's happening in China to make *any* money doing that and even then you'll just barely break even.

[Anonymous No.57532352]

>>57532329
>Why even live
pure spite

[Anonymous No.57532356]

>going to Tokyo tomorrow
>bought pltr this morning
>sold pltr for 1000€ tax free profit
Thanks for the vacation money Cathie

[Anonymous No.57532359]

BOIL bros I am financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.57532363]

>>57532333
ur mom

[Anonymous No.57532364]

The Russell 200 is ass

[Anonymous No.57532366]

>>57532319
>>57532348
I made $100 shorting the S&P500 a couple days ago.

[Anonymous No.57532370]

ive been goin up since jannyary

feels good men

[Anonymous No.57532371]

Selling covered calls is so comfy!

[Anonymous No.57532375]

>>57532333
Checked
>>57532352
>>57532341
I guess we all live for the same reasons.

[Anonymous No.57532376]

>>57532364
Buying the index is retarded with small caps

[Anonymous No.57532378]

>>57532366
Yeah and I made money shorting Nvidia the other month. It's very unlikely to go well and for the same reason buying indexes is a good idea when going long picking them when you're shorting is bad.

[Anonymous No.57532381]

I’m down 60% on my SQQQ bet
Painful

[Anonymous No.57532382]

>>57532371

[Anonymous No.57532383]

What's that son,
you don't hold no
NATGAS AND OIL?
Well then, you ain't even a son at all. Hell, you won't ever be a man OR a woman.

[Anonymous No.57532389]

>>57532175
What do you say about this?

>If the forward P/E ratio is lower than the current P/E ratio, it suggests that the stock is expected to become cheaper relative to its earnings per share (EPS) in the future.

>Similarly, if the trailing P/E ratio is lower than the current P/E ratio, it means that the stock has become cheaper relative to its past earnings.

>In order to find cheap oversold stocks, I should also take into account a positive liquidity level and inversely a P/B value under 1.

>Finnaly take into account increasing proffit margins and growing revenues and compare the company to it´s competitors.

[Anonymous No.57532395]

>>57532322
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
YOU INSULTED HIM A LITTLE BIT
YOU GOT A LITTLE OUT OF ORDER YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.57532399]

>>57532378
Depends on market conditions. Going short on US indices makes sense now because of how irrationally they've grown over the past months. They WILL crash at some point and make a select number of Bobos very rich.

[Anonymous No.57532405]

>>57532348
What's hard was shorting the DAX today. I didn't expect US to drop and I was right, it even pumped and DAX just dropped 150 points. This makes it hard to trade EU. The fact it sometimes does not go hand in hand with the US.

[Anonymous No.57532409]

>>57532383
>What's that son,
>you don't lose money like an absolute brainlet

[Anonymous No.57532413]

>>57532389
In addition I try to avoid stocks with forward P/E above ~16.

[Anonymous No.57532417]

>>57532413
So you invest in banks only?

[Anonymous No.57532419]

>>57532399
It pretty much never makes sense. Short retarded crap like AAPL, not the whole index.

[Anonymous No.57532422]

>>57532409

[Anonymous No.57532430]

Scalping HOLO is literary free money right now

[Anonymous No.57532431]

>>57532399
>Surely the world's largest multinationals will crash any day now

No. Growth will slow relative to smaller caps which are still undervalued.

[Anonymous No.57532432]

>>57532383
Writing is on the wall. OXY CEO, Warren's lacky btw, says the US is running its oil wells full bore yet investing in future projects is 1/2 of where it needs to be to keep it up in the next few years.
It's too late to change this. When investment does happen it'll take years to materialize into OIL.
Meanwhile, "green" is more and more being proven to be a ridiculous scam, despite the narrative that it's the reason we won't need OIL.

[Anonymous No.57532435]

Why are we still fucking chopping

[Anonymous No.57532444]

>>57532422
so if the sun goes arround the earth what does that mean for climate change?

[Anonymous No.57532447]

>>57532419
It makes sense for the same reason an index makes sense for long term investment: to eliminate the risk associated with picking stocks. Apple might come out with some results tomorrow that make it pump 10% while the rest of the market dumps, so shorting an index eliminates that risk.

[Anonymous No.57532449]

>>57532417
Most things are going to be fairly valued and not worth buying instead of an index like SPY. You're going to have to dig to find bargains. ACIC is a good one IMO. So is TM. Neither of those are banks.

[Anonymous No.57532451]

>he didn’t catch the SOXS knife when I told him to.
Only yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.57532453]

>>57532430
And I'm out

[Anonymous No.57532455]

>>57532444
climate change?

[Anonymous No.57532457]

>>57532413
Almost everything I know is over that value. That´s why Im feeling like a retard making dumb money always on the brink of getting rugpulled.

[Anonymous No.57532466]

Why aren't you slurping YNDX?

[Anonymous No.57532467]

We are never going to have a directional move ever again

[Anonymous No.57532473]

>>57532447
In general things improve with time, that's something you can bet on and the way you bet on that is by buying large indexes. Shorting them is a bet against that.

[Anonymous No.57532485]

>>57532383
I hold BP because of the ridiculous P/E ratio but I don't pretend it's worth anything more than covering platform fees on my broker. It's not going to recoup the value it was when we went into winter and I don't see any reason why value will go up in the near future.

So yes, we're both being used like a woman by the markets.

[Anonymous No.57532490]

>>57532282
yeah Lilly definitely seems like a good pick too. i slept on pharma because i figured biotech memes were killed off.

[Anonymous No.57532494]

next year at this time pltr will be sitting around $45/share, only a couple more years to 500b mcap

[Anonymous No.57532499]

I need MSFT to hit $415 today.
I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.57532507]

>>57532494
>Karp
seems fishy

[Anonymous No.57532510]

>>57532473
We're talking about different time scales here. Over decades, markets will most likely go up, and if they don't then we probably have much bigger things to worry about than our portfolios. Over months however, it can be very smart to bet on markets going down.

[Anonymous No.57532515]

Why in the fuck won't NQ go up or down

[Anonymous No.57532516]

>>57532399
>betting against the world's strongest economy with unprecedented market confidence makes sense
>it's irrational because I think that green candle is too big

[Anonymous No.57532521]

>>57532466
because it's not traded on the nasdaq and once it does it would go to zero within 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.57532525]

>>57532466
Because its only utility is finding porn stars who look sort-of like the woman you're cyber-stalking? Because there's a negative correlation between being able to speak Russian and a consumers spending money?

[Anonymous No.57532526]

>>57532494
Inb4 all the does is swimming, Qigong and sex

[Anonymous No.57532530]

>SNAP going down after number goes up is INSANITY
Bulls when number goes up for no reason: this is the norm
Bulls when number goes down on bad news, or just because it's overvalued: WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS INSANEEEEEEEEEE

Lmao

[Anonymous No.57532535]

>>57532499
Look at those wicks. Just look at them. You want to go up you nigger. Just go!

[Anonymous No.57532542]

>>57532444
Spring in like 4 weeks if putin lets it be spring... idk

[Anonymous No.57532545]

>>57532510
Maybe if you're betting on some kind of seasonal/technical effect but a lot of people bet on things like credit crunches which are crazy hard to predict with enough resolution to make money that way.

[Anonymous No.57532547]

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN MARKET

[Anonymous No.57532548]

>>57532530
What? They missed bad on revenue and ad dollars. Of course it’s going to go down

[Anonymous No.57532549]

>>57532516
It's irrational because chatbots that help illiterate zoomers cheat on book reports and videogame hardware is not worth 2 trillion dollars.

[Anonymous No.57532552]

>>57532399
the greatest risks reap the greatest rewards. but in terms of pure dollar value, your money is better spent shorting individuals rn b/c their ticker prices are higher than the index.
this is why you don't buy calls on leveraged etfs. You' just cut your 10x leverage to 3.33x

[Anonymous No.57532558]

What should I buy bros? I’ve been away for three years and want back in.

[Anonymous No.57532559]

STOP FUCKING PULLING BACK ON EVERY SINGLE MOVE UP

[Anonymous No.57532560]

>>57532549
>dumb money is bearish
see you at 20k on the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.57532564]

>someone on /smg/ is unironically shorting the S&P 500 because it's the largest market

[Anonymous No.57532569]

>>57532547
The direction has been determined. We're awaiting people to purchase bags so that we can keep the lights on.

[Anonymous No.57532570]

>>57532547
line go up. It always does.

[Anonymous No.57532571]

I tried to short the volatility and was just a minute too late getting my order in before the crabbing started. GOD DAMMIT.

[Anonymous No.57532581]

>>57532542
If I were in putins position I would also probably have no choice but to bring the apocalypse to the world. It would be my destiny.

[Anonymous No.57532582]

I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MOINEY

[Anonymous No.57532585]

>>57532570
Except when we get an 80% pullback on every move up

[Anonymous No.57532590]

>Regional bank NYCB downgraded to Junk
buy signal?

[Anonymous No.57532594]

>>57532545
>credit crunches which are crazy hard to predict with enough resolution to make money that way.
True
>>57532552
>b/c their ticker prices are higher than the index.
Again, you're exposing yourself to a lot of risk by picking stocks to short. That's why I'm not touching Nvidia even though I think it's overvalued as fuck. I might be wrong.

[Anonymous No.57532595]

QQQ is composed of 100 nigger stocks.

[Anonymous No.57532596]

good morning fellow stockers

reminder that the line only goes up

enjoy your day

[Anonymous No.57532603]

Every trade has a pair. Every bobo is long USD.

That's why I know bobos are stupid.

[Anonymous No.57532604]

>>57532582

[Anonymous No.57532611]

>>57532590
they should have spent less on jingles and local commercials and more on financial stability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XxP8VC_nFg

[Anonymous No.57532621]

I'm going short on AMC here

[Anonymous No.57532622]

We need a fedcoat to come out and poke this market with its masonic scepter. up or down it don't matter.

[Anonymous No.57532624]

>>57532594
Rember
Risk = Return x Likelihood

[Anonymous No.57532631]

>>57532432
>>57532485
I don't concern myself with companies. All that matters to me is price volatility.
UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
USO
USL
BNO
OILK
UCO
SCO

Buy lower, sell higher, over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.57532635]

Surely the NQ will continue to move up now

[Anonymous No.57532639]

Anons, would it be a good business idea to buy gold rings from widows and divorcees and holding on to them? I know a guy that could melt them for me for free.

[Anonymous No.57532640]

>>57532611
I swear these small cap banks are like fish in a barrel. They went full retard over the past four years and are still effectively handing out money for free. They're just giving it to short sellers instead of RE investors now.

[Anonymous No.57532643]

Oh nope, nevermind, we're just going to chop some more because this market is run by jews and algos

[Anonymous No.57532647]

>>57532611
I'mma play count the niggers

[Anonymous No.57532664]

If you aren’t slurping SOXS below $4.90 then you’re fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.57532665]

>>57532582
YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO REPORT THIS IN 25

[Anonymous No.57532674]

I've been taxed unfairly

[Anonymous No.57532689]

>>57532674

[Anonymous No.57532690]

PLTR is the new NVDA

[Anonymous No.57532697]

I don't think the market will ever have a serious move ever again

[Anonymous No.57532699]

>>57532547
wednesday is always the designated crab day

[Anonymous No.57532702]

>snapchat is still around
lol

[Anonymous No.57532707]

>>57532664
honestly i know this is the smart thing to do but we all know being smart has zero correlation with being right in the casino

[Anonymous No.57532715]

>>57532690
fuck off Thiel you literal faggot

[Anonymous No.57532720]

>>57532690
kek this is a bulltrap so insiders can sell. PLTR is a helpdesk company with only a handful customers and a shitty product

[Anonymous No.57532724]

>>57532702
Literally the oldest industry.

[Anonymous No.57532740]

>>57532715
Is he actually gay?
What is it with homosexuals LARPing as conservatives?

[Anonymous No.57532741]

Mag 7 is dead, welcome the fantastic 4.

[Anonymous No.57532761]

Where's bobo?

[Anonymous No.57532769]

>>57532547

>S&P up 0.8%
>Nasdaq up 1%

And this retard still complains

[Anonymous No.57532776]

I never look at fundamentals, I just buy.

[Anonymous No.57532780]

>>57532740
yes he is actually gay, he was closeted for the longest time until Gawker exposed him, that's why when Hulk Hogan sued Gawker for leaking his sex tape Thiel funded all his legal expenses he made it his life's mission to take down that company. also being a classic conservative is not incompatible with being a fag

[Anonymous No.57532786]

>>57532769
Look at the past hour on the 5 minute chart

[Anonymous No.57532790]

>>57532776
Based

[Anonymous No.57532791]

>>57532761
reddit

[Anonymous No.57532803]

>>57532741
THE ONE WHEN????

[Anonymous No.57532804]

>>57532780
Lol what the hell? How much stuff here is run by gay/pedo rings? Is there anyone who *isn't* gay?

[Anonymous No.57532811]

>>57532741
NVIDIA PLTR AMD SMCI

THE NEW MAG 4 MOVE OUT THE WAY

[Anonymous No.57532812]

>>57532804
Gay people are usually easier to blackmail and thus control. That's why.

[Anonymous No.57532817]

>>57532761
2Q

[Anonymous No.57532819]

PLTR is above the average price target.
Why?

[Anonymous No.57532820]

>tfw not magnificent

[Anonymous No.57532822]

>>57532803
Who will be the one?

[Anonymous No.57532834]

>>57532822

[Anonymous No.57532840]

>>57532819
because it causes a lot of fomo when people realize these "analysts" are full of shit

[Anonymous No.57532844]

>>57532811
what does /smg/ think about dominion energy?
It has a 6% dividend....
And then the new "mag5" would be NSDAP

[Anonymous No.57532849]

[Anonymous No.57532854]

>>57532811
These are all bull traps. Sure make some money short term but don’t get caught holding bags. Especially with PLTR, that company is a jewish scam with no product or income

[Anonymous No.57532860]

Faz fucking sucks as a inverse of regional banks. The only other inverse etf I found was wdrw but it seems to be defunct.

[Anonymous No.57532865]

>>57532844
I guess it's not like they have competition.
--Dominion Energy customer

[Anonymous No.57532867]

>>57532834
Best sequel ever

[Anonymous No.57532871]

>>57532740
>Is he actually gay?

[Anonymous No.57532884]

>>57532854
>Palantir also reported 2023 net income of $210 million, its first year of profitability, Palantir Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp said in a letter to shareholders. The results exceeded analyst estimates of $194.5 million.

[Anonymous No.57532885]

>>57532867
I'm gonna have to go with Terminator 2 in that title.

[Anonymous No.57532888]

>>57532871
>the elites sucking adrenochrome out of the children they fuck is just a deboonked conspiracy theory, goy

[Anonymous No.57532890]

>>57532854
You know Karp is a scammer because it's never about what he has to say but it's always about "how he is such a special genius" skiing every day etc. it's what they all have in common. It's not what they have to offer but about the character they play.

[Anonymous No.57532892]

>>57532854
nah he is thinking about palantir when hes not doing yoga or swimming?
how much yoga or swimming does he do?
8 hours swimming
8 hours yoga
7hours 57 minutes sleeping
3 minutes fucking.

[Anonymous No.57532904]

>>57532849
i just turned this on for lunch time entertainment. ISHYGDDT. just pick a direction and be right. simple as

[Anonymous No.57532906]

if they would just include pltr in spy we could be 525 by now

[Anonymous No.57532911]

>PLTR
What do they actually do? no one really knows.

[Anonymous No.57532914]

>>57532911
it's classified

[Anonymous No.57532918]

>>57532911
"AI Consulting."

[Anonymous No.57532919]

>>57532890
I swear I've seen him in Cherry Creek Denver.

[Anonymous No.57532923]

>>57532911

AI

[Anonymous No.57532926]

why do balding guys insist on drawing attention to their hairline?

[Anonymous No.57532927]

>>57532911
imagine IBM if IBM wasnt ran by boomers

[Anonymous No.57532930]

Maybe I’m just jaded from the bags I was tricked into holding but yall are really for the PLTR psyop being shilled here huh?

[Anonymous No.57532936]

>>57532911
Bad faith me says they know they can sucker in FOMO homos
somewhat rational me says badgeridontknow.gif

[Anonymous No.57532939]

>>57532930
>you now realize what PLTR does

[Anonymous No.57532946]

>>57532926
How would you suggest he do his hair?

[Anonymous No.57532948]

>>57532926
denial.

[Anonymous No.57532949]

At least stay in the thread until bump limit when the gay retard cunt OP (who should KYS himself) bakes early

[Anonymous No.57532959]

>>57532939
What does PLTR do?
>it makes money
How does it make money?
>by tricking retards online into giving the previous bagholders exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.57532964]

healthy

[Anonymous No.57532963]

>>57532888
That's not really gay though that's just super fucked up in a different way.

[Anonymous No.57532966]

SOXS going to 10 dollars

[Anonymous No.57532970]

>>57532959
Devilish, cutting edge business right there.

[Anonymous No.57532977]

>>57532946
he should take his own advice and go with a defined risk strategy

[Anonymous No.57532978]

>>57532949
If I don't immediately migrate how will I know anyone will see my shitpost of 0 value?

[Anonymous No.57532983]

>>57532966
I'm surprised more wrestlers don't break their necks desu

[Anonymous No.57532987]

>>57532978
I will read it anon.

[Anonymous No.57532988]

>>57532926
trying to own up their balding, aka MEGAcope
>>57532927
>if IBM wasnt ran by pajeet boomers
fixed that slightly for you

[Anonymous No.57532989]

>>57532949
I didn´t even know they pulled this shit again. Sometimes /smg/ doesn´t show up because I have a bunch of words relating to cryptoshit filtering the general.

[Anonymous No.57532995]

>>57532977
lol
In all seriousness though I'm really bad at fashion and am losing my hairline the same way. Do you have any advice that someone who still wears the exact same outfit his college gf picked out for him could use?

[Anonymous No.57533004]

>>57532959
Also they trick tech illiterate MBA's into short sighted solutions to platform lock and cash in on sunk cost.

[Anonymous No.57533011]

>>57532885
good choice, also pretty much my favorite movie

[Anonymous No.57533014]

>>57532995
i think you gotta just own it and go with the short cut vs trying to keep it long and style it

[Anonymous No.57533016]

>>57532329
My mom would be said otherwise

[Anonymous No.57533017]

>>57533004
Man I really need to spend a day setting something like this up and hawking it myself.

[Anonymous No.57533024]

>>57532995
>the exact same outfit his college gf picked out for him
What's the outfit?

[Anonymous No.57533026]

>>57532927
If IBM wasn't run by boomers, all boomers who are holding it would drop it. By boomers for boomers. That's like an etiquette, a lifestyle, a trademark, a mentality

[Anonymous No.57533027]

Guys i know its not a lot of money but I just made my first 4 figures in a single day and i want you all to celebrate with me

Group masturbation begins at 4.

[Anonymous No.57533029]

>>57532978
While I'm here to post picrel I'll also take this opportunity to say
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
A
T
GAY FAGGOTS HAVE NONE
A
S

A
N
D

O
I
L

[Anonymous No.57533030]

>>57533014
Ah ok that makes sense. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.57533031]

>>57532964
hows the gap trading going anon

[Anonymous No.57533036]

>>57533027
kick ass and fuckin BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57533041]

>>57533024
Maroon or 50% gray slim fit collared shirt with light brown or maroon slacks (use the complement of the shirt) and gray dress boots (idk what they're called.)
I have been experimenting with polka dotted maroon shirts and have gotten some complements with those.

[Anonymous No.57533043]

>>57532343
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 93$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 83$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 73$ again
>(you are here)
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 63$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 53$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 43$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 13$ again
>And just like this BABA will never go lower than 7$ again
Remember China can ALWAYS go lower.

[Anonymous No.57533046]

>>57532926
the only option would be shorter or longer and shorter would look less sophisticated and elegant or flamboyant-pampadour. And longer would be harder to deal with and for that he also is a little too bald in the front.

he pretty much has the best hairstyle he can have with that hair

[Anonymous No.57533047]

>>57532959
This post convinced me to sell.

[Anonymous No.57533049]

>What does PLTR do?
analytics
>on what
business data
>for what
ahh AI
>AI to do what?
analytics

i'm still confused

[Anonymous No.57533051]

>>57532343
Baba Bros i dont feel so well...

[Anonymous No.57533059]

Should I ask this grill out? Imagine the smell (of money)

[Anonymous No.57533060]

>>57533027
I don't do communal peepee touching, but congrats fren

[Anonymous No.57533061]

Someone mentioned Kevin Samuels here the other day, are there any other like channels worth checking out?

[Anonymous No.57533063]

>>57533004
In their defense, the primary engine of the US economic growth for the past two decades has been from start up tricking MBAs into giving them money. Its a standard practice. MBAs are subhuman creatures

[Anonymous No.57533066]

>>57533041
I would recommend less formal, but higher quality casual sort of clothes. It's just very apparent when people buy cheap "dress clothes" and quality casual will add that jenna say qua.

[Anonymous No.57533067]

Wtf is wrong with Apple?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57533071]

>>57533049
They launder money through no bid contracts from Biden administration to investors pockets.

[Anonymous No.57533086]

>>57533049
I thought they do something about COVID-19 tracking, then something about the Mexican border, but honestly I have no idea anymore.

[Anonymous No.57533087]

>>57533066
I wear Hawaiian shirts sometimes.
I don't like Polos and t-shirts. I feel trapped.

[Anonymous No.57533088]

>>57533047
>There are Bulgars on /smg/.
Is this a top signal?

[Anonymous No.57533089]

>>57532720
And it doesn’t scale while we’re at it

[Anonymous No.57533090]

>>57533067
What do you mean? AAPL is a good company. Now move along sir, nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.57533093]

>>57533017
I'm an engineer and honestly I've started day-dreaming about getting and MBA to run circles around these pennywise pound foolish retards and take their lunch money.

[Anonymous No.57533096]

>>57533067
>Wtf is wrong with Apple?
It hasn't grown in years and is now dependent on spamming AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI and getting people to shill "vision pro in public" videos

[Anonymous No.57533100]

>>57533047
You could have held for longer, the bull trap will continue for a bit.

[Anonymous No.57533101]

>>57533067
They have no direction, burned through their cash and good will from developers and uses, and got rid of all the competent people. It's a good short.

[Anonymous No.57533102]

>>57533088

[Anonymous No.57533104]

>>57533087
I see. Just don't be out there buying those Uniqlo/H&M garbage ass dress shirts.

[Anonymous No.57533109]

>>57533093
you should but only a school thats top tier. when i was in high school engineer/mba was the top tier path if you could. prob still is.

[Anonymous No.57533113]

>>57533046
>shorter would look less sophisticated
i dont see what the problem is?

[Anonymous No.57533119]

>>57532911
I told you guys yesterday. They are a laundry mat for data. They sell to the ((feds)), spooks, and then backdoor it all back to tel aviv and then resell it again. No need to inflate the front end and attract investors, speculators, analysts, short sellers, etc.

This is why (imho)you won't see causality/chronology apply to it's pa.

[Anonymous No.57533136]

For me, it's Charles Tyrwhitt.

[Anonymous No.57533137]

>>57533104
I just go to old navy whenever anything wears out because that's where we went. I don't know how to evaluate dress shirt quality and literally buy the exact same thing every time.

[Anonymous No.57533157]

i cant believe what these tasty jews are teaching about "free butterfly spreads". ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.57533164]

>>57533137
If you're used to Old Navy, it goes BR > Gap > ON.

[Anonymous No.57533173]

>>57533063
there's nothing wrong with MBA's from technical backgrounds or who have the understanding that they are going to need external technical expertise to keep their shit in check.
>>57533109
I'm considering it but I'm not sure I could get in somewhere top yet. My GPA from college was mediocre (3.1 dragged down by my math degree would have been 3.4-8 easily without it,) but becomes less important as you get more work experience I suppose. Presently work highly technically though.

[Anonymous No.57533178]

>>57533164
Oh interesting. I'll give them a try next time.

[Anonymous No.57533184]

>>57533113
Very short her implicates lower class and intellect.

Or do you look at guys with fades and think that he has to be a very clever and intelligent person? It's superficial but that's how it is. Hair can make you look/appear more trustworthy. Buzz can quickly make you look like a thug. I have a pic of me from the past with a buzz that I had once and I look like a thug with it.

[Anonymous No.57533196]

>>57533178
Yeah, it's all the same company. Sometimes the BR shit is kinda gay, but usually has better quality than ON.

[Anonymous No.57533203]

>>57533196
>Sometimes the BR shit is kinda gay
What does a gay dress shirt look like?

[Anonymous No.57533205]

>>57533196
It's better quality definitely, but BR's style is weird as fuck sometimes. They have this weird "rich guy buys a ranch in Wyoming but has no idea what he's doing so he stands next to some horses looking cool" vibe

[Anonymous No.57533207]

Every move is reversed within seconds

[Anonymous No.57533224]

Google gemini advanced is supposedly coming out today.

[Anonymous No.57533226]

>>57533224
It's already priced in

[Anonymous No.57533228]

>>57533164
I've been preferring Gap khakis over BR considering they're both 98% cotton. The latter still has better quality goods in general though albeit overpriced in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.57533230]

>>57532329
dammit you made me open the OP webm too and now I'm even more sad today

[Anonymous No.57533231]

>>57533224
can't wait for their fraudulent lies to pump my shares

[Anonymous No.57533237]

>>57531391
Over time will come AMD bros

[Anonymous No.57533240]

>>57533207
every move down*

[Anonymous No.57533241]

>>57533184
>Or do you look at guys with fades and think that he has to be a very clever and intelligent person?
As a high and tight skin fade chad myself i think that others with fades value hygiene and a clean cut no nonsense look. Vs the balding manlet who tries to pull a fast one and pull the wool over everyone's eyes by attempting to hide their condition by growing the hair out. Its a sign of dishonesty and insecurity

[Anonymous No.57533244]

>>57533203
European.

[Anonymous No.57533248]

>>57533240
I'm long so I want it to keep going up

[Anonymous No.57533260]

>>57533224
might buy some puts for when it doesn't live up to the hype

[Anonymous No.57533261]

>>57533207
>>57533240
>>57524315

[Anonymous No.57533265]

Does it make sense to DCA XOM for the next 30 years

[Anonymous No.57533267]

>Netanyahu Rejects Hamas Cease-Fire Demands, Vows To Fight Until 'Absolute Victory' - WP

As if that wasn't obvious. He doesn't want Hamas nor two states. He wished for that attack on leftist druggie festivalfags.

[Anonymous No.57533271]

>>57533203

[Anonymous No.57533272]

>>57533226
That Price-in..... It's already been priced in pal.

[Anonymous No.57533276]

>>57533260
It will be censored to shit

[Anonymous No.57533282]

>>57533267
>it's not genoice if Israel does it
>IT SIMPLY IS NOT

[Anonymous No.57533287]

>>57533265
yes

[Anonymous No.57533288]

What the fuck is this shit

[Anonymous No.57533286]

>>57533267
and yet it's been 4 months and the strongest military in the Middle East still hasn't captured the entirety of Gaza... they have one major road and a few neighbourhoods, that's it

[Anonymous No.57533292]

>>57533226
>>57533272
my life has already been priced in

[Anonymous No.57533293]

s&p is NEVER going above 5k

[Anonymous No.57533294]

>>57533271
>>57533244
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.57533298]

>>57533241
>think that others with fades
lol, I don't care what other men think.
The guy also isn't even hiding it. He just normal length sides and on top a little more length. His hair springs upwards and then bows a little. He isn't hiding anything.

[Anonymous No.57533303]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57533305]

here we go

[Anonymous No.57533306]

>>57533288
Don’t worry its PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.57533308]

its almost game time im not going to be holding longs overnight anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2lzVtzk7_0

[Anonymous No.57533312]

>>57533306

[Anonymous No.57533318]

what a candle

[Anonymous No.57533320]

>>57533298
>lol, I don't care what other men think.
well why the fuck did you ask me then anon?

[Anonymous No.57533322]

>>57533061
kevs mid but he's better than most competitors.
hoe_math is about the same.
best people to talk to are domestic asset protection attorneys.
Kev is pretty much don't be stinky. win the game.
he followed that path and got Divorced and the woman took his bird and neglected it to death. Took the kid too.
pulling sluts and ho's is ez once you've met the basics.
the ho's respond to materialism the sluts respond to dreams.
The trick is knowing who's what and when.

Basically generally, women are emotionally retarded. It takes them 15-20 minutes to realize something as simple as they're hungry.
and most of the time they're talking to try to understand that emotion that happened 20minutes ago.
if its a complicated one, it might take them years to process. Take care of them like you would any pet and thats 95% of it.

[Anonymous No.57533334]

>>57533173
>I'm considering it but I'm not sure I could get in somewhere top yet.
maybe get boss recs? or take some night classes to show you can fix bad grades.

[Anonymous No.57533341]

If these algos really cared about altruism, and whats best for everyone they would pump us 20% and then dump us 50% after all of smg sells its calls and buys puts. But alas these poor creatures must carry out their semitic musings, trapped in moshe's shackles until the tikun olam

[Anonymous No.57533342]

>>57533318
i profited

[Anonymous No.57533347]

This is the most jewish shit I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.57533356]

NOTHINGBURGER

[Anonymous No.57533362]

hey what software do yall use for this?

[Anonymous No.57533363]

THIS MARKET ISN'T FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

[Anonymous No.57533369]

>>57533347
so far*

[Anonymous No.57533372]

>>57533341
>until the tikun olam
will it be comfy? (im a trans goyim btw)

[Anonymous No.57533382]

>>57533372
Hopefully I'm a lampshade or a bar of soap by then.

[Anonymous No.57533384]

LOST MY FUCKING FUNDED ACCOUNT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57533390]

>>57533384

[Anonymous No.57533391]

>>57533320
You are right. I gave the wrong answer. Many people at least seem to think short hair isn't a nice classy look. If you care about what they think is a different question. I don't.

[Anonymous No.57533394]

>>57533384
thanks for playing. You can always buy another challenge and try again anon

[Anonymous No.57533396]

is the Tucker - Putin interview bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.57533399]

>>57533384
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.57533404]

>>57533394
Can't wait until I'm up $1200 and the market fucking crabs again!

[Anonymous No.57533407]

smells like spx 5000 today

[Anonymous No.57533412]

>>57533362
TOS but its getting shitty since schwab buyout.
might switch to IB or tasty next cash out

[Anonymous No.57533419]

Oh boy first trade in my new combine and the market immediately fucking reverses because kike algos don't want anything but spastic moves up and down

[Anonymous No.57533420]

>>57533384
The money in it ? Why did you do that? that is not the smg way.

[Anonymous No.57533425]

>>57533404
>this market is run by jews and algos
you already know the answer anon so stop fighting it

[Anonymous No.57533426]

>>57533384
Go again fren

[Anonymous No.57533431]

NEXT
>>57533421
>>57533421
>>57533421
>>57533421
NEXT
>>57533421
>>57533421
>>57533421
>>57533421

[Anonymous No.57533440]

>>57533431
what?

[Anonymous No.57533441]

>>57533431
Kys

[Anonymous No.57533442]

>>57533431
fag
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57533443]

>>57533412
IB has the best margin rates in the biz bruh.
I am switching to them

[Anonymous No.57533455]

>>57533440
>>57533441
>>57533442
bamboozled

[Anonymous No.57533458]

>>57533455
hoodwinked

[Anonymous No.57533463]

>>57533334
I mean the courses I got C's in were the top level undergrad math courses. Topology, Differential Forms, Field Theory, etc since I was taking them 2-3 at a time with 2-3 engineering classes as well. The bottom line is that GPA is heavily weighted on how much bullshit you take and I took almost 0 in my course-load since I did it all in a 2Y college I could maybe point to 8 credits that were fluff in some form or another.

[Anonymous No.57533467]

>>57533431
Jannies just ban this motherfucker, you're not getitng paid to sit on your ass

[Anonymous No.57533466]

>"here is your free money goy"
>"thank you rabbi"
Is it really that easy anons?

[Anonymous No.57533469]

Can we stop having these fucking pullbacks every other god damn minute

[Anonymous No.57533471]

>tomorrow 30 year auction
Tomorrow 5000 and then down.

[Anonymous No.57533474]

>>57533431
Yous think this is funneee?

[Anonymous No.57533481]

I have $20k sitting in my savings account available to do something with. Should I just shovel it all into DCA'ing VOO or some shit?

[Anonymous No.57533487]

>>57533481
Yes

[Anonymous No.57533488]

>>57533471
look at chart auctions have no affect on overall market

[Anonymous No.57533495]

Pssst.
ANF.

[Anonymous No.57533497]

>>57533466
line go up, it really is that easy

[Anonymous No.57533499]

>>57533466
>is it really this easy?
Until you get redeemed by the conspiring rabbis, yes.

[Anonymous No.57533505]

>>57533481
2/3 in S&P.
1/3 in Russel.
If both crash, money wouldn't save you anyways.

[Anonymous No.57533506]

>>57533466

[Anonymous No.57533507]

>>57533431

[Anonymous No.57533515]

>>57533481
Thats some of the most retarded shit ive ever heard. Just dump it all into invidia. It is actually going above $900 by april. Easy gains.

[Anonymous No.57533516]

>>57533412
>tasty
please dont. i watch their jewtube live streams during lunch sometimes and every single employee that i have seen click on their open positions tab reveals nothing but a sea of blood red open positions. But they talk on the stream like they are these experts whose opinions should be valued. Unironically they like to sell the idea of doing iron condors, butterflies, and other spreads that require multiple contracts just for a simple directional bet. Every conversation is the same with them... Vol this, vol that, vol is low, vol is high, ROLL OUT. ROLL UP. ROLL DOWN. Anything to get the goyim buying as many contracts as possible. And im convinced the accounts the employees trade with are company accounts which is why its ok to lose money and put a million different shitty trades on all the time while larping as trading experts.

[Anonymous No.57533531]

>>>57533481
if you want to own everything just get VT
its the globe and has 9000+ stocks

[Anonymous No.57533535]

>>57533516
I had to stop watching tasty streams because of that black girl and her annoying voice

[Anonymous No.57533544]

>>57533412
In what specific ways is tos getting shitty?

[Anonymous No.57533552]

>>57533481
all on nvda calls dumbo and you'll have 150k in profits next week

[Anonymous No.57533557]

Soγbean Oil bouncing back, I'm taking profit.

[Anonymous No.57533558]

>>57533535
>that black girl and her annoying voice
im the self proclaimed best black female options trader in the world. Certainly in smg. I will beat the shit out of that annoying cunt

[Anonymous No.57533575]

next
>>57533569
>>57533569
>>57533569
>>57533569

[Anonymous No.57533576]

>>57533531
>dragging around the non US dead weight

[Anonymous No.57533578]

>>57533362
bing image creator

[Anonymous No.57533607]

>PLTR
>up 8%

Pltr is up almost 40% this week and is extremly bullish and yet /smg/ still doesnt want to buy

[Anonymous No.57533631]

>>57533607
this the only stock where im 0/10 on ive never been right about it and for that reason im out

[Anonymous No.57533662]

>>57533607
Sorry just not going to fall for this particular jewish trick. There are other jewish tricks I’m falling for right now, my plate is full

[Anonymous No.57533680]

>>57533607
Palantir has no gains and no potential

[Anonymous No.57533730]

.

[Anonymous No.57533731]

>>57533607
it's just insider exit liquidity
PLTR has many bagholders, they will all shit on your face

[Anonymous No.57533756]

I'm losing all my money

[Anonymous No.57533838]

>>57533756
based

[Anonymous No.57533890]

>>57533516
i generally do the opposite of what they do.

[Anonymous No.57533903]

should I sell my MSFT 2/9 $405C today or hold another day? i am trapped in the throes of indecision

[Anonymous No.57533922]

>>57533544
they're reducing features. rolling is getting more difficult. I'm getting more and more "error" the computer is too stupid to figure out the risk so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.57533963]

>ctrl f
>helfy
>no results
kek