/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57524137]

>friend of the east

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57521146

[Anonymous No.57524167]

>>57524137
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57524168]

first for nvidia $1000

[Anonymous No.57524169]

imagine c3 ai holders looking at palantir leave it in the dust

[Anonymous No.57524174]

All my money on FBLG this year.

[Anonymous No.57524179]

[Anonymous No.57524181]

Fuck yes don't recycle bags.

[Anonymous No.57524184]

>>57524168
First for invidia $10 dollars and if dubs you get raped by dolphins

[Anonymous No.57524185]

IF nvda crabs I'm shooting someone

[Anonymous No.57524186]

>>57524169
i remember when it was 120$

[Anonymous No.57524189]

>>57524137
Why not invest in AI (artificial intelligence)?

[Anonymous No.57524204]

CHINA
WILL
GROW
L
A
R
G
E
R

[Anonymous No.57524206]

>>57524167
At least he waited until post 300.

[Anonymous No.57524212]

>>57524189
Whats the ticker mr.india?

[Anonymous No.57524217]

NVDA can't be stopped.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524218]

Finish this bread first before starting a new one.
>>57520815
>>57520815
>>57520815

[Anonymous No.57524220]

I have bags of Desktop Metal. Hoping if it goes up to a few bucks that I can afford one of their printers and make ghost guns with it.

[Anonymous No.57524222]

>>57524189
AI is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57524226]

>Stock go down.
>Get pissed because I lose money.
>Stock go up.
>Get pissed because I need to pay more.
I just can't win...

[Anonymous No.57524233]

>>57524137
is op pic Tucker visiting Putin for the interview?

[Anonymous No.57524235]

>>57524222
The industry is projected to be worth "10 microsofts" in the coming decade

[Anonymous No.57524237]

>>57524218
eat a dick nigger

[Anonymous No.57524240]

>i want to invest in a nation that teaches I should have nothing to invest
lol

[Anonymous No.57524242]

>>57524222
Based trips

[Anonymous No.57524251]

>>57524137
>>57524218
Die you fucking thread splitting negroes both of you.

[Anonymous No.57524255]

>>57524240
Are you referring to Biden's America or Mighty China?

[Anonymous No.57524258]

>>57524235
We only use units of Walmarts around here, Sanjay.

[Anonymous No.57524264]

SOXL $80 2024

[Anonymous No.57524265]

When do I start slurping FAZ?

[Anonymous No.57524281]

>>57524258
>pic
lmao

[Anonymous No.57524282]

>>57524137
as a NEET with $500, what should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.57524288]

>>57524174
Why

[Anonymous No.57524290]

When do I buy NYCB

[Anonymous No.57524293]

>>57524265
Freddy fazbar? Ur ur urur ur ur ur urur ur ur

[Anonymous No.57524294]

>>57524282
TSLY

[Anonymous No.57524296]

These jews are being quite jewish on SNAP options bid/ask

[Anonymous No.57524298]

>>57524282
>as a NEET with $500, what should I invest in?

[Anonymous No.57524300]

>>57524282
YINN

[Anonymous No.57524305]

>>57524212
appears to be soundhound being shilled by some grifter named ross givens. also that $3 stock is now $1.75

[Anonymous No.57524307]

My investing strategy is that I never plan on taking profit. I will never retire. I will kiss a shotgun before giving a hospital or nursing home a single dollar of mine in old age. My portfolio exists solely as a measure, like a power level from dragon ball z. It will be given to my children upon my death, but even then I don’t actually give a shit what happens to it. They could spend it on crack for all I care. It would have served its purpose by then. Big Money Number to make up for my slightly below average penis.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524311]

>>57524294
The guy on the left smokes Marlboro while the guy on the right smokes cock.

[Anonymous No.57524314]

>NVDA hit 666? Oooo spooky time to stop selling, time to buy.

[Anonymous No.57524315]

index pinning bot market any sell pressure disallowed 0dte indices are solved game ez

[Anonymous No.57524333]

>>57524282
~0dte earnings plays. start with 2/9 CMG 2000p, then when u lose all of it get a job until one hits big and you can meaningfully trade shares

[Anonymous No.57524335]

>>57524311
Obviously that is a Rothmans cigarette long BTI.

[Anonymous No.57524337]

>>57524311
checked and kekked

[Anonymous No.57524367]

Natgas is below $2. Momentous.

[Anonymous No.57524370]

Heempill'd folio https://youtu.be/ZAi9a5k-wvQ?si=-i69rOSVKfHGz_Ni

[Anonymous No.57524374]

>>57524307
There is a lot of truth and honesty in your post but it's obvious that you don't have any children and will most likely never have any like most of us.
It's OK to come to terms with the fact that even if you had "money", you wouldn't know how to spend it or what to spend it on in the first place.
The things most of us are seeking are indeed free, but not freely available and unfortunately unavailable to most of us.

I came to terms that money is nice to have but means nothing without family (or at least a significant other).

Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.57524391]

>NYCB
pooopy heheeh

[Anonymous No.57524403]

>>57524374
Thanks but I actually do have a wife and child. I have a 4 month old daughter. We are strongly considering IVF to select for a male child next, because my wife doesn’t want more than that and I desire a male heir.

Thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.57524409]

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
has touched
SUB TWO
>SUB TWO
SUB TWO

[Anonymous No.57524410]

>>57524305
Yikes, that's a gross chart. Pass.

[Anonymous No.57524411]

>>57524391
Is New York going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57524414]

Man, SCMI just keeps going and going. If I had any more cash I'd throw it at it. I could move more money around, but if I move much more I'd have to start paying short-term income/cap gains tax, and fuck that shit with a rusty chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.57524416]

Is it time to take prfoits?

[Anonymous No.57524417]

>>57524409
Bottom signal.

[Anonymous No.57524421]

Anyone have an actual prediction for when we'll see the top for semis? NVDA keeps getting higher price targets and the other companies also keep making shit tons of money so it seems like we're going to keep going for a bit. But of course it can't go on forever

[Anonymous No.57524425]

>>57524417
recessionary signal

[Anonymous No.57524426]

>>57524411
All big Democrat run shitholes are. Downtown Manhatten is mostly boarded up, and so is Market Street in San Fagcisco.

[Anonymous No.57524427]

>>57524417
Top signal

[Anonymous No.57524431]

>>57524421
yesterday was the top

[Anonymous No.57524440]

>>57524417
Not necessarily. The March COONTRAK had traded down near $1.75 some shortly before it became the front month.

[Anonymous No.57524441]

>>57524421
No one has any genuine idea. Watch what you've got and remember that stop orders are your friends.

[Anonymous No.57524442]

>>57524426
*Trans Fagcisco

[Anonymous No.57524444]

>>57524425
>>57524427
Crab signal...

[Anonymous No.57524443]

>>57524391
if i bought one expiry further out back in march it my puts wouldve been a 5x, gay ass market

it was a really dumb entry though

[Anonymous No.57524445]

>>57524417
I wish she'd signal me with her bottom desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.57524458]

>>57524421
February 29th. Good thing it's not a leap year.

[Anonymous No.57524462]

can we please just get SPY below $488 for the next couple weeks. I'm not asking for a full blown recession, just a small and healthy pullback. Thanks MM, you guys are the best. Pleasure doing /biz/ with (You)

[Anonymous No.57524464]

>>57524441
Stop orders won't protect you from flash crashes.

[Anonymous No.57524471]

NVDA WILL MAKE SOXL GREAT AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.57524474]

>4 hours ago I said nvidia would get SLURPED after 2:30
>anonces responded with pure seethe
>it's being slurped
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.57524476]

>>57524445
>I wish
Me too... A wish that will never come to be...

[Anonymous No.57524483]

>>57524444
big tits roasties are disgusting

[Anonymous No.57524485]

>Yellen says economy is "absolutely heading in the right direction" CNN

Bruh how does this bitch still have a job? Didn't she say similar bullshit around 2007 before it all got fucked up? Lay off the psychic mushrooms ya retard.

[Anonymous No.57524490]

>>57524483
Why are you such a chud?

[Anonymous No.57524495]

>>57524476
Bro why are you so full of yuro ennui bullshit?

[Anonymous No.57524498]

>>57524409
is UNG a goof natgas etf? I dont want to buy BOIL because of the 3x leverage factor

[Anonymous No.57524500]

>>57524485
she also said no inflation and then it was transitionary in 2022.

[Anonymous No.57524507]

Holy shit the markets just keep on dumping, whatever happened to AI saving the economy?

>>57524483
>Big

Son those are rather tiny...look at some real natural ones.

[Anonymous No.57524509]

>>57524474
>Lower high

[Anonymous No.57524510]

>>57524485
Gotta keep the freakshow running till the elections. Then rug Drumpf.
>>57524490
Think about it logically. They are the most vain bitches around, because tit fetishists give them unwarranted attention. Never met a big tit whore I can stand being around.

[Anonymous No.57524512]

>>57524498
>3
*2

[Anonymous No.57524520]

>>57524500
Hey faggot what do you call it when something happens for a relatively short time and then doesn't happen anymore?? Is there even a word for that? Hmm

[Anonymous No.57524521]

Death to MCHP

[Anonymous No.57524526]

>>57524510
The real question is if they can wait until after the election or it's 01/08 where the September dip just doesn't stop dipping.

[Anonymous No.57524528]

>>57524458
Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57524529]

>>57524495
I'm just being realistic...

[Anonymous No.57524532]

>>57524520
hey yellen, what do you call inflation thats been around for several years now and still here?

[Anonymous No.57524533]

>>57524498
FCG is an ETF of nat gas companies if you don't want to deal with the coontango and blackwardation of the futures themselves https://etfdb.com/etf/FCG/#etf-ticker-profile

[Anonymous No.57524535]

>>57524520
Um... 'you not being a faggot?'

[Anonymous No.57524539]

>>57524528
Oh my god...

[Anonymous No.57524541]

>Delinquency rates on credit cards and auto loans spiked to their highest since the Great Recession, per Reuters

Ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.57524540]

>>57524512
my mistake, but still I dont want to hold an actively decaying etf

[Anonymous No.57524543]

>>57524510
Futures and bon markets are saying they won't make it to November.
Apparently they're literally handing immigrants credit cards at the border to try and stimulate the economy though.

[Anonymous No.57524544]

>>57524510
>Never met a big tit whore I can stand being around.
I can't stand being around women in general. I'm not sure that's the point either.

[Anonymous No.57524546]

Bobo hurt me today.

[Anonymous No.57524549]

>>57524529
Yeah right you LARP as Camus and walk around in a trench coat pretending youre Humphry Bogart.

[Anonymous No.57524553]

>>57524546
Why? What are you (bag)holding?

[Anonymous No.57524559]

>>57524526
Kek, election crashes are kino. 00, 08
They will probably try to keep it going until after the elections, so they can blame it fully on Trump.

[Anonymous No.57524560]

>>57524533
thanks anon will look into both and weigh the pros and cons

[Anonymous No.57524564]

>>57524553
LLY, NVDA, MUFG, META, BRK and MSFT

[Anonymous No.57524571]

>>57524544
Well, big tit cows are especially shit to be around. Doubly so if your circle of friends have one.

[Anonymous No.57524574]

>>57524549
Something like that yes...

[Anonymous No.57524578]

>>57524559
Yeah 00 you know what I meant! I hope it's just a retard rally until Christmas and everyone is just fuckin stoked on the market.

[Anonymous No.57524584]

>>57524564
There's something to be said for "the wisdom of crowds", but if you buy literally the most talked about stocks, you're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.57524587]

I got heemed so hard by going long on Eli lilly with a x10 leverage yesterday. I didnt sell at premarket when i was up 45% cuz of greed and now im 10% underwater ... how should i cope /smg? Why am i so retarded? What should i do to overcome my greed? IM FCKING DONE IM SUCH A BAGGOT

[Anonymous No.57524590]

>>57524549
that's a man

[Anonymous No.57524595]

>>57524546
good day to slurp mag7 before the next leg up.

[Anonymous No.57524600]

>>57524574
Ah I'm just kidding you. But try and cheer up. There are good things in this world, like busty A1 eye succubae.

[Anonymous No.57524609]

>>57524532
lol "several years" maybe you should post the most up to date charts and we can all see what inflation has been doing since 2022

>>57524600
>>57524574
>>57524549
She just seems like a huge cunt. I can't look past the "camera stare" that some women have, it's the most narcissistic shit in the world.

[Anonymous No.57524611]

>>57524600
>There are good things in this world,
What's the point... When I won't get to drain my balls inside her...

[Anonymous No.57524612]

Ohhh…
Husbant…
You never bought NVDA or PLTR.
Now we are homeress….

[Anonymous No.57524623]

>>57524587
It's weird, I can almost empathize with you, but at the end of the day to me you're just text in a blue box.

[Anonymous No.57524629]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/06/amazon-cuts-hundreds-of-jobs-cut-in-pharmacy-one-medical-read-memo.html

Why is Amazon laying off so many in pharmacies? Some bad shit about to hit the fan?

[Anonymous No.57524637]

>>57524587
>how should i cope /smg?

[Anonymous No.57524639]

>>57524587
It might recover. We just need to start jabbing migrants with Zepbound.

[Anonymous No.57524643]

OHHHHH WTFWT
IS THIS IT
IS IT COMING
THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.57524645]

>>57524609
I mean, she's literally an actress. It's her job to stare into a camera.

[Anonymous No.57524653]

>>57524643
2 more weeks bobo

[Anonymous No.57524657]

>>57524645
>It's her job to stare into a camera.

Any decent actor knows that he's supposed to pretend the camera isn't there.

[Anonymous No.57524661]

Ah it's going up again.

[Anonymous No.57524664]

>>57524653
I mean the big one going UP

[Anonymous No.57524671]

God candle...

[Anonymous No.57524672]

>>57524645
Ugly witch hag vampire

[Anonymous No.57524680]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57524686]

>>57524657
Oh it's fuckin Daniel Day Lewis over here. They're all dumb larping whores in the end.

>>57524672
Don't say mean things about Daisy like that.

[Anonymous No.57524687]

>>57524645
It's her job to be on camera, not to stare into the lens with bedroom eyes. Like >>57524471 or >>57524417, it's such a fake and strange thing to do when you actually think about it.

[Anonymous No.57524688]

>>57524680
do ya even need to ask?

[Anonymous No.57524693]

>>57524680
-0.12%
COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE

[Anonymous No.57524694]

>>57524680
+ 5 large

[Anonymous No.57524695]

>>57524680
+3.3% I am 250 bucks away from 300K

[Anonymous No.57524696]

>>57524680
+0.8%
I've been on a winning streak!

[Anonymous No.57524697]

>>57524587
>with a x10 leverage
how do you do this without options? There is no premarket for options

[Anonymous No.57524702]

>>57524672
The legend says, If you coom inside her she drains your balls so hard they shrivel to the size of a pea. You are left unable to coom ever again.

[Anonymous No.57524703]

>>57524680
-3% today. That's just life for those of us who have entirely triple leveraged portfolios.

[Anonymous No.57524705]

>another -10% on fucking AMD after they announced they just killed fucking ARM
Why the fuck would you ever buy an ARM chip if you can put AMD CPU into phones now?

[Anonymous No.57524706]

>>57524686

She's a dyke now?

[Anonymous No.57524709]

>>57524680
>+0.44%
>YTD: +3.67%

Paperhanded some LLY but we'll see how that turns out tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57524710]

>>57524680
Like +0.5% my dude.

[Anonymous No.57524716]

>>57524680
Perfectly flat, as all women should be

[Anonymous No.57524721]

>>57524706
The casting couch abuse does strange things to a person.

[Anonymous No.57524726]

>>57524584
can´t complain, didnt know what to buy by mid january but im still up 10% ytd, could have been easily 20% if i just bought these same stocks and held them since the start of the year

[Anonymous No.57524740]

>>57524587
that´s why i dont do leverages

[Anonymous No.57524741]

>>57524697
Euros have incredibly degenerate options when it comes to leverage. It's like their one advantage over burger investors.

[Anonymous No.57524744]

>>57524680

[Anonymous No.57524758]

>>57524680
more puts on nvda purched. dmg control on prior puts applied.

[Anonymous No.57524770]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHARLIE SHEEN GOT RAPED AND KILLED IN HIS HOUSE. DEAD AT 58 YEARS OLD. RIP TO A LEGEND.
https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/06/charlie-sheen-raped-home-attack-dead-dies/

[Anonymous No.57524773]

>>57524770
I ain't clickin that shit nigga.

[Anonymous No.57524774]

>>57524587
did the novo/catalent deal btfo you or what happened with lilly?

[Anonymous No.57524775]

>>57524680
I know that I keep capping my upside but I can't stop selling calls on margined SPY, I just like the fact that I'm getting paid $2000 - $3000 a week just because I have money and am allowed to use someone else's money too.

When we finally get a red week things will feel pretty bad tho.

[Anonymous No.57524781]

>>57524770
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.57524783]

>the street was expecting

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524785]

>>57524770
man I remember when this guy was banging 7 gram rocks and all about tiger blood. sorry charlie. f

[Anonymous No.57524786]

SPY will breach $500 by eow.

[Anonymous No.57524787]

When is MICROSOFT going to buy SNAP?

[Anonymous No.57524792]

rip snap

[Anonymous No.57524797]

>>57524705
What happened with ARM?

[Anonymous No.57524798]

>>57524770
That's what happens when you have no NATGAS AND OIL.

[Anonymous No.57524804]

congrats rocker on SNAP, hopefully it holds

[Anonymous No.57524809]

>SNAP
oh snap, fathands is getting fatter tonight

[Anonymous No.57524808]

>>57524792
Rocker was right...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524814]

f my SNAP calls. cock suckers couldn't put the hot dog mofo on a power point and raise another 20 billion

[Anonymous No.57524821]

>>57524797
Nothing. AMD just announced they can make integrated chips for low-power purposes, completely destroying the sole reason for existence of ARM.

[Anonymous No.57524825]

Out of all the fuckin retards here, ROCKER is going to make it? Fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.57524828]

>-0.78%
it's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.57524838]

>>57524785
yeah well this is what happens when you stop doing drugs. Never stop Baggie

[Anonymous No.57524841]

>>57524814
>f my SNAP calls.
You saved Rocker. If you didn't buy those calls SNAP would have been 20% up. Always inverse baggot.

[Anonymous No.57524842]

>>57524821
>AMD just announced the
how were their earnings btw? i dont have any anymore so not paying as much attention.

[Anonymous No.57524844]

>>57524821
Oh you are drinking the AMD koolaid. Nvm then.

Disclaimer: 20% of my portfolio is AMD and even I think you are stupid.

[Anonymous No.57524854]

Its good to see 25% tech sissy dumps back on the menu

[Anonymous No.57524859]

Nintendo bros? CEO just confirmed no switch 2 this year and the stock popped. I have no idea what the fuck is up with that.

[Anonymous No.57524860]

>>57524770
No Source but the rumor is
He fought back hard. Witnesses stated " Charlie is strong as a bear".
It took Two and a Half Men to subdue him.

[Anonymous No.57524861]

>>57524825
I know... this is some bullshit

[Anonymous No.57524867]

>>57524842
They were very good. Then they just dunked 10% for no fucking apparent reason.
>>57524844
Retard, this officially fucking kills ARM, there is no reason anyone would go to ARM for a chip.

[Anonymous No.57524869]

TOTAL CHIP DOMINATION https://youtu.be/BwHnhsuaNbw?si=rWA1FHMPJLDCcfKX

[Anonymous No.57524874]

>>57524867
>Then they just dunked 10% for no fucking apparent reason.
eh looks like everything selling off. overvalued vs hype i guess.

[Anonymous No.57524876]

>>57524787
>>57524792
>>57524804
>>57524808
>>57524809
>>57524814
>SNAP: -26%

Every. Quarter. Without fail.

[Anonymous No.57524885]

>>57524859
Good news tends to drive stock prices up.

[Anonymous No.57524886]

>>57524876
>-32%
There is no bottom.

[Anonymous No.57524887]

>>57524867
Correct, no one goes to ARM for chips. Lmao ur so retarded

[Anonymous No.57524890]

The only ones that still use Snapchat anymore are cheap escorts that do jackshit on Onlyfans and drug dealers selling fentanyl to kids

[Anonymous No.57524891]

Can we get to 40%, tech sisters?

[Anonymous No.57524899]

>>57524876
snapping ain't eazzy. Gotta diamond hand these bags.

[Anonymous No.57524906]

>>57524890
SOURCE?

[Anonymous No.57524908]

>US Treasury Secretary Yellen: I have concerns about commercial real estate… The refinancing of real estate loans amid high vacancies will put a lot of stress on property owners

sell?

[Anonymous No.57524912]

>>57524890
yeah pretty sure snap isnt a thing anymore. they missed their chance to pivot like facebook did.

[Anonymous No.57524914]

>>57524509
Depends if it can break 688 I guess, since technically this is where the resistance should be. But since it's at 682 I guess it will swing lower in the coming days.

If we look at previous NVIDIA profit reports, since they should be sharing in the next 3 weeks, they correlate to selloffs in the wider market. So possibly people are taking profits now ahead of the report. This would correlate to the dip in markets in february/march that usually occurs as people sell to pay their taxes.

From there, nvidia may go down to 600 dollars. It is probably that, having priced in bad earnings in february it will then bounce hard to 900 dollars in late march and april as the market climbs again.

[Anonymous No.57524918]

>>57524885
Its bad news though and the stock broke through long term resistance at 14$ up to 14.50 on the news that they wont be having a new console.

[Anonymous No.57524919]

>>57524887
Are you not aware of Arm Holding plc?

[Anonymous No.57524921]

>>57524908
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOMIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.57524929]

>>57524218
Go gas yourself you oven dodger

[Anonymous No.57524931]

>>57524680
Down $900, but I made $2200 yesterday, so I'm good.

[Anonymous No.57524939]

>>57524222
This was posted using AI

[Anonymous No.57524949]

>>57524311
We are smoking filtered crack here you stupid piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.57524952]

inflate this bussy

[Anonymous No.57524958]

>>57524680
-0,61%

[Anonymous No.57524959]

>>57524680
>>57524744
OOPdate

[Anonymous No.57524961]

>>57524919
Yes I hold their bags. But what do you think they do exactly? They do not sell chips. Qualcomm sells ARM chips. Apple produces its own ARM chips. ARM does not sell chips. And even if it did, AMD’s “ultra low power” aka 6 watt processors running x86 would not be a competing product in the primary space ARM dominates: smart phones. You clearly don’t understand the technology or the market you invest in.

[Anonymous No.57524969]

>>57524137
>BOIL consistently underperforming.

I'm just going to get rid of this. Thinking of scrapping my entire Energy slice.

[Anonymous No.57524971]

>>57524770
Fake and gay

>>57524773
That's a femboy

[Anonymous No.57524976]

>>57524939
I am a real boy.

[Anonymous No.57524978]

>>57524961
>They do not sell chips
They license chips.
Now what fucking reason would anyone license ARM shit for? You can just go to AMD.

[Anonymous No.57524979]

>>57524908
We'll just dump illegals in skyscrapers. Don't need to remodel; hand 'em a sleeping bag and a cubicle and they're g2g.

[Anonymous No.57524981]

What happens to my SNAP calls tomorrow? I’m afraid to even check what they reported today. Is it up at least 3%?

[Anonymous No.57524985]

PFIZER SYSTERS WE A BACK

[Anonymous No.57524989]

>>57524976
That's exactly what AI would want us to believe.

[Anonymous No.57524990]

>>57524918
Oh I missed the "no" part. Well apparently they raised guidance and that balanced things out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524993]

>>57524981
it was a little worse than that

[Anonymous No.57524998]

>>57524978
Do you think a 6 watt processor running x86 will run IOS and Android? The product you are referring to is for embedded systems. Do you even know what that is?

[Anonymous No.57525001]

>>57524979
>We'll just dump illegals in skyscrapers
Please please please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIKmmSifqw

[Anonymous No.57525007]

>>57524981
-30% you'll need to pay to sell your calls

[Anonymous No.57525013]

>>57524969
Maybe a bit late but notice how dune coon blockade/shipping hype has dropped off a cliff. Even if Hamas keeps rejecting a ceasefire there probably won't be a retracement back to those highs.

[Anonymous No.57525014]

>>57524989
I already told you AI is fake and gay. Spicy flowcharts!

[Anonymous No.57525015]

>>57524998

Vtuber waifufaggot jew, next time I'm following your play.

Shalom.

[Anonymous No.57525017]

>>57525001
Exactly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWB6O7xdH4g

[Anonymous No.57525022]

>>57524998
No, I just think AMD will run circles around ARM just like they ran circles around Intel since 2008. Nvidia is the only competitor to AMD and IIRC they do not even make CPUs.

You are the retard here. I will be selling you the news.

[Anonymous No.57525023]

>>57524969
So few here seem to be able to grasp how to trade BOIL. The word
>underperforming
should not come into play at all. You buy it at points where you think it will go up from, and sell it up from there very soon after. You do not just buy and hold for longer than maybe a couple of weeks or so max unless you are in a seasonal upramp and are building a larger position and are pretty sure of what you're doing and why.

[Anonymous No.57525026]

>>57525015
I’ll be honest, I don’t understand your insult. I’m not terminally online enough for this.

[Anonymous No.57525027]

>>57524985
Probably just a vaxxed cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.57525034]

>>57524410
I find this picture very aggravating for a couple reasons. Chiefly that cars have cabin filters already and they catch finer particulate than those masks.

[Anonymous No.57525039]

Anyone buy one of these and use it to hack shit? I just got one and plan on using it to by pass the card reader to my female stock broker's office so I can surprise her when she shows up with duct tape and my penis.

[Anonymous No.57525048]

>>57524680
I bailed out to /cashgang/

[Anonymous No.57525054]

>>57524912
Are they BlackBerry tier?

[Anonymous No.57525056]

>>57524307
>>57524374
It's not to hard to find some roastie to knock up. Just bulk a bit, then do keto til both your facial aesthetics and muscles show. (The bulking is really optional, most guys can look like they have an okay jawline and body to a zoomer woman if they lose some bodyfat, even if you don't consider yourself fat.)
Then put on the douchey persona of some jock from a 90s movie (it may help to study said coming of age movies first) and never back down even when she makes fun of you for it even though you'll be cringing hard at yourself and super tempted to backtrack and make these little apologies for yourself under your breath, that's literally what kills most guys chances of getting laid.
Just keep this up and then come up with some excuse to get her in a private place where you can have sex. It may seem like a poor excuse and both of you know what you're trying to to do, she may even call you out on it, but you have to stand strong and play it off with a joke.
Then during the movie just slowly make your move, maybe put your arm around her and cuddle, then 20 minutes later kiss her and then youre in business.
From there just pretend you meant to pull out but couldn't. Do this enough times and you'll have a kid.
I got laid a lot of times in my 20s and pulled out Everytime and now honestly I regret it because I'm 30 and have trouble meeting women as much as I did back then and I let several prime candidates slip through my fingers.

[Anonymous No.57525060]

At least F is up 5% after hours.

You guys like Ford, right?

[Anonymous No.57525071]

>>57525056
Bro wtf it's easier to get women in your thirties

[Anonymous No.57525074]

>>57524680
-0.6%

[Anonymous No.57525079]

What’s the next play? UBER AFRM PINS or DIS?

[Anonymous No.57525090]

BUDDY look at New York Community Bank stock!

[Anonymous No.57525101]

>>57524680
My meme stock went up, lul.

[Anonymous No.57525108]

>>57525054
could be yeah. but still got years left in it.

[Anonymous No.57525110]

>>57525056
I was able to attract a high quality wife by simply being genuine, loving, and content.

[Anonymous No.57525111]

>>57524374
lol, lmao. why is everyone here so thirsty for pussy all the time? just bang an whore or some bitch from a dating app. living with women is half a way to being poor and miserable

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57525116]

>>57525056
pulling out sucks, its all warm in there and when you pull out you're all covered in slime which makes you cool off even faster, just leave it in there bro

[Anonymous No.57525133]

>SNAP down 30%
Remember chuds, the cream rises to the top. There is a reason I am considered the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future
My short position will print.

[Anonymous No.57525135]

>>57525116
Kek baggie is too impotent to get anyone pregnant or he is just too busy banging korean ladyboys

[Anonymous No.57525155]

>>57525133
why are you bragging about a $200 position

[Anonymous No.57525161]

>>57525133
Rocker you have been wrong about so much shit. You only seem slightly good because the bar has been set so low by other /smg/ namefags, tripfags...

[Anonymous No.57525164]

We are so back.

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1754939251257475555

[Anonymous No.57525165]

>>57525133
Man fuck off you know you're going to lose it all in some degen options scheme in like a month.

[Anonymous No.57525180]

>he only knows UNG and BOIL and not UNL
>holds no USL either
YOU
WILL
NEVER
BE
A
MAN

[Anonymous No.57525184]

>>57525155

$200 is alot of money...

[Anonymous No.57525192]

>>57525056
>>57525116

[Anonymous No.57525197]

I will never financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.57525226]

>>57525090
Soon gonna be downgraded to Staten Island Community Bank.

[Anonymous No.57525229]

>>57525155
>>57525161
>>57525165
Less talk, more kneeling please.

[Anonymous No.57525235]

>>57524969
Like this guy said >>57525023, BOIL is not a hold. Its for day trading. The stock was made to decay, meaning that it will always "underperform" by your understanding. I can forgive your lack of knowledge since youre not one of those retarded "BOIL WILL BE $1000 AGAIN" mumus who have no idea what theyre doing.

[Anonymous No.57525259]

love these lil niggas

[Anonymous No.57525261]

>>57525197
Solid. Thick. Tight. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.57525264]

how do i into profit taking?

[Anonymous No.57525266]

>>57525259
>+4% at the close
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.57525288]

>>57524680
+4.94%

[Anonymous No.57525293]

>>57524168
Bruh it’s going to be 1000 by June.

[Anonymous No.57525296]

>>57525264
You don't

[Anonymous No.57525297]

>>57525229

[Anonymous No.57525302]

Once again I am sick of this stuff. Snap blamed bad earning on the conflict in the middle east. So absurd. I'm glad they are getting punished and down 30%, but it still doesn't make up for the kinda bs these executives get away with saying.

[Anonymous No.57525307]

>>57525296
fuck
i'm up 48% and 80% on two positions

[Anonymous No.57525314]

>>57525264
Trailing stop

[Anonymous No.57525320]

>>57525264
haha just don’t. ever.

[Anonymous No.57525322]

>>57525259
that´s why im thinking of making an etoro account and dumping some 10k into it to have them pay me some comissions, might not be a great investor, but for fuck sake im better than many people out there.

[Anonymous No.57525325]

>>57525264
The wat now?

[Anonymous No.57525328]

>>57525307
What are they?

[Anonymous No.57525337]

>>57525302
Post ur TIKTOK rant vid when you get it up, ZOOMIE.

[Anonymous No.57525339]

>>57525264
>how do i into profit taking?
pretty sure u get taxed if u do that

[Anonymous No.57525342]

>>57525302
Next time follow my trades, and don't forget to smash that like and subscribe button.

[Anonymous No.57525347]

>>57525302
Watch US health companies blame bad earnings on the middle east too.

[Anonymous No.57525354]

>>57525264
If you're holding stocks, buy an OTM put.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57525372]

>>57525342
You may have won this time, but your Lions still didn't win shit.

[Anonymous No.57525373]

>>57524222
lol, corporations using it to cut labor. Its over for a lot of people. My company has already laid off most of the marketing department because guess what can do it without a fking salary, bitching, sick leave, or maternity leave. Lot of useless goys about to find out.

[Anonymous No.57525413]

>>57525314
Last time I did that, it got triggered and then the stop pumped even higher... I didn't sell all of it, just a small percent, but I feel dumb.
>>57525328
I don't want to get doxxed, but they're tech companies
>>57525339
Yeah, I have enough losses to deal with that
>>57525354
I've asked about that before, but I never get a good answer. How far OTM and how may weeks out should I aim for?
or... what if I sold my shares, and used like 10% of the proceeds to buy OTM calls. That way I can't lose more than 10%, but if it keeps pumping I can still make money?

[Anonymous No.57525423]

>>57525373
>Lot of useless goys about to find out
Was The Second Renaissance predictive programming?

[Anonymous No.57525424]

>>57525372
Baggot did you buy calls?

[Anonymous No.57525431]

Where my PLTR chads at?
This bag is starting to feel a lot less heavy these days.

[Anonymous No.57525445]

>>57525133
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Based.

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

[Anonymous No.57525463]

>>57525264
Take half when it's up but you think it's a little early. Do not wait until you feel nervous.

[Anonymous No.57525473]

>>57525445
Sometimes Layne Staley poster, spite trading does pay off.

[Anonymous No.57525481]

Casino win loss statement is in. Nice year for me at the video poker machines.

[Anonymous No.57525483]

>>57525264
Take out your principal on a double and invest in ETH / BTC on a private wallet via a P2P marketplace. Let the rest ride.

Its what I have done the last 10 years and it has served me well.

Respectable investment account numbers keeps you living comfy, but the real money comes with your exit in 10 years.

Move to Puerto Rico. Do the 3 year minimum residency to qualify for the tax savings. Create a company called "WAGMI" and dump your crypto earnings into. Pay yourself a successful first year with all the crypto cash out. Pay your 100% legal 4% income tax. Walk away scott free.

GL anon!

[Anonymous No.57525488]

>>57525473
I kneel Mr. Rocker.

[Anonymous No.57525490]

Anyone have the PLTR memes from when they were helping to deport beaners?

[Anonymous No.57525502]

>>57524587
You sell you fuckhead

[Anonymous No.57525506]

>>57525463
Anon I always feel nervous
>>57525483
wat

[Anonymous No.57525520]

>>57525488
I love how 90s alternative music videos did this wide angle lens in the artist's forehead shot.

[Anonymous No.57525523]

>>57525413
>Last time I did that, it got triggered and then the stop pumped even higher... I didn't sell all of it, just a small percent, but I feel dumb.
Yeah, that's just part of the game. Nobody precisely top ticks or bottom ticks. Nobody bats 1.000. Some fraction of the time you'll be fucked whether you're using a %, an absolute value, an ATR or Bollinger bands or previous S/R levels, whatever.

>doxxed
Anon, I'm not going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars shorting your random microcap into the ground. Even if it would be really, really funny.

[Anonymous No.57525537]

>>57525506
I won't spell it all out for you. If you live in Puerto rico 66% of the year for three years, you can (with the right paperwork - does cost money) claim 4% Federal and State income tax rate on all business/capital gains LEGALLY.

That means if you plan ahead, you can exit all positions at 4% income rate legally with all your money in US financial institutions.

[Anonymous No.57525539]

post-50% crash, what do we buy? QQQ 3x etfs, emerging markets, or shit-piss 3x etf?

[Anonymous No.57525548]

>>57525488
Oh, she *loved* to kneel alright!

[Options Degenerate !!rYVBjVB+U20 No.57525549]

GILD earnings.
Bought calls, got heemed. RIP /biz/

[Anonymous No.57525556]

>>57525548
Is that Boy George?

[Anonymous No.57525557]

>>57525488
No need, only chuds need to kneel to me for doubting me. And the the other day who went long on SNAP. Imagine longing a dead, nude trading, app. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.57525568]

>>57525556
Lynette Staylow

[Anonymous No.57525572]

>>57525537
The problem is that you have to live in Puerto Rico, and honestly thats just too high of a price to pay

[Anonymous No.57525576]

>>57525539
2020 really spoiled Doombobos, didn't it?

[Anonymous No.57525582]

>>57525557
I didn't doubt you, I thought you were right, just thought you were going to get jewed before SNAP went bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.57525605]

>>57525576
10y-3m

[Anonymous No.57525611]

>>57524137
All you pussy boys trading ETFs because your scared of actual stocks make me laugh

[Anonymous No.57525621]

>>57525605
Strong household and corporate balance sheets. GDP's cranking away at a 3-4% (real) rate. Illegals are helping keep inflation below 4%.

And you're worried about a bond market glitch that's supposed to crimp down on lending? And weaken banks? In a post-SVB world?

Evaluate the context, anon.

[Anonymous No.57525623]

>>57525523
Selling early is just embarrassing though... I feel like a fucking loser every time I do it. I don't want to be laughed at anymore

[Anonymous No.57525631]

>>57525611
easy to gamble with nickels

[Anonymous No.57525639]

Another day. Another shark is after DIS. The "let's carve poor DIS up like a turkey" drumbeat is getting louder and louder. Funny how when the stock was 130+ (you know before covid) no one said shat. Anyway I sold DIS today. Took my profit and ran. (bought at mid 80s). I didn't want to see my investment turned into a bloodbath. What I did with some of the money; doubled my WBD holding and bought more VZ. Still got 1200 cash left in the account. Might just roll that back into the emergency fund once it all settles.

[Anonymous No.57525645]

>>57525621
>glitch
kek. lol.

[Anonymous No.57525646]

>>57525623
You know who was laughed at constantly a couple weeks ago? Chink baggies. Now look at them.

If a move's popular, it's seldom a good investment.

[Anonymous No.57525647]

>>57524645
If you look closely, you'll see he's actually looking a bit to the side of the camera. It's a softer look that on first glance makes it appear he's looking at you, but it doesn't give the same creepy vibe. Those fakies and his makeup really make him passable.

[Anonymous No.57525649]

>>57525639
Boomer anon why did you sell BABA...

[Anonymous No.57525651]

>>57525645
>T-the 10 year yield has to be above the 3 month...because it does, OK?!

[Anonymous No.57525653]

>>57525651

[Anonymous No.57525663]

>>57525651
lol retard

[Anonymous No.57525666]

>>57525646
>chink baggies are popular again
>but popular is a bad investment
i love this bar

[Anonymous No.57525688]

>>57525653
>>57525663
I'll draw your attention to the inflation fight around 1980, gentlemen: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y/

>>57525666
Their number went up. Meanwhile something like physical QQQ has been crabbing. Or notice how TSLA's popularity has been on a downslide with its price?

[Anonymous No.57525692]

>>57525666
Too soon, Satan.

[Anonymous No.57525702]

>>57525653
just accept that you're too much of a pussy to buy in. you're destined to sit on the sidelines forever. enjoy your 3% apr by eoy

[Anonymous No.57525704]

>>57525582
>>57525557
It's not my position, but they actually increased EPS from .07 to .08. Drop anything like it's hot, imo. Someone is doing some voodoo.
>>57525688
TSLA is going down because everyone is buying TSLY.

[Anonymous No.57525708]

>>57525704
>TSLA is going down because everyone is buying TSLY.
Bastards. They need to be going into TSLL!

[Anonymous No.57525726]

next
>>57525720
>>57525720
>>57525720
>>57525720

[Anonymous No.57525742]

>>57525726
Responsible threads? Crab signal, all your options are worthless try again.

[Anonymous No.57525756]

>>57525631
That’s 400 trades with six figures you moron with a 100% win rate

[Anonymous No.57525793]

>>57525756
>100% win rate

[Anonymous No.57525928]

>>57525651
Btw, just want to point out how much of a fucktard you are for countersignaling the yield curve when it's literally resteepening.
You must be the dumbest person here and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.57525990]

>>57525928
The yield curve inverting vaguely signals recession at some point in the future. Economists point and sputter going "uh, maybe 6 months? Maybe 24? We don't know!"

The only reliable timing signal is sent when it *uninverts*. Then you have recession within a couple months.

And recession severity does not correlate at all with how steep it gets.

[Anonymous No.57526029]

>>57525990
>uninverts
That's what's happening you stupid cunt. Didn't you read where I wrote resteepening? Wasn't your pathetic mind unable to make the connection?
>And recession severity does not correlate at all with how steep it gets.
Oh yes it fucking does.
I didn't even say anything about that and yet you had to damage control it preemptively.
You tards are becoming so transparent. Or maybe I'm just used to dealing with you fucking idiots at this point.

[Anonymous No.57526065]

>>57526029
Well I wanted to stick to salient, informative facts rather than point out that you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>muh resteepening!
lmao

[Anonymous No.57526091]

>>57526065
The three months has been anomalous lately. There's a spike in demand working backwards through the curve (it's flowing into the 4 week term now) so the spread is going to look wonky.

[Anonymous No.57526105]

>>57526091
Let it go, man. The inversions are crabbing. Lose sleep when they actually hit 0.00.

[Anonymous No.57526110]

>>57526065
>resteepening
>if you say resteepening it's materially different from the yield curve un-inverting!
You are a particularly moronic and obnoxious mumoid.
I'll laugh when you rope.

[Anonymous No.57526154]

>>57526110
Please stop hallucinating. As I said, the curves have gone approximately nowhere for the past several months. They were inverted, they are inverted, and they'll probably remain inverted for the near future.

There is no "literally resteepening" going on like you said >>57525928

[Anonymous No.57526194]

>>57526154
The curve is de-inverting, resteepening, un-inverting or whatever the fuck else you choose to call it you stupid fucking tranny.
And yes it may be happening in stops and starts but it's clearly happening.
The other anon even told you precisely how
>>57526091
The 10/2 is happening more noticeably and that's the one the market likes to watch. But the one that the inventor of the yield curve used was 10y/3m so that's why I find it interesting. And even that one is un-inverting.

[Anonymous No.57526238]

>>57526194
Yeah, this is just shooting to the moon. Straight up. Uh huh.

Definitely not at the same level it was half a year ago.

[Anonymous No.57526250]

>>57526154
It's the post covid new normal backwardation in US currency.

[Anonymous No.57526270]

I spent all my money on TUP calls.

[Anonymous No.57526287]

>>57526250
It's a combination of Yellen jewing with treasury issuance, investors positioning for a 1973 part 2, Powell trying to avoid 1973 part 2, and illegals + stimulus fucking with those other three.

[Anonymous No.57526295]

>>57524288
Trusting the plan.

[Anonymous No.57526297]

>>57526287
Also China, Canada, and Europe imploding.

[Anonymous No.57526315]

>>57524282
FBLG, unironically