/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520815]

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

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>>57520815
>gookfu_tits.jpg

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>>57520899
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>>57520915
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[Anonymous No.57520936]

PLTR wtf lol

[Anonymous No.57520980]

So why are people so poor nowadays? If you’re born in the USA you have the path to wealth available to you.

[Anonymous No.57521049]

>>57520815
>cat
>jɵwish letters in the background
Appropriate.

[Anonymous No.57521138]

PLTR

[Anonymous No.57521151]

PLTRANNIES WERE RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME

[Anonymous No.57521171]

>>57521151
>>57521138
>>57520936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms

[Anonymous No.57521178]

thought about selling NVDA and buying PLTR yesterday. ended up buying more NVDA and SMCI instead. should i kys myself?

[Anonymous No.57521209]

>>57521178

you have beclowned yourself, time to surf the kali yuga

[Anonymous No.57521238]

>>57521151
I know. Not selling until whole position is at least 10x

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521251]

>>57521238
What exactly does this company do?

[Anonymous No.57521254]

I just bought more Enphase Energy and Tesla stock.

Sold NVDA.

Yoloing the earnings call lmao

[Anonymous No.57521262]

>>57521251
swimming, qigong, and sexual activity

[Anonymous No.57521266]

cheers to the anon who told me to go in on Dupont De Nemours

[Anonymous No.57521269]

>>57521251
Government Software contracts, specially AI and defense stuff.

[Anonymous No.57521279]

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I want fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short it's NVDA face with selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really I am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521284]

>>57521269
So according to my sources, there was $120 billion in that boarder bill, 16 for Israel, 60 for the Ukraine, and 20 for our boarder, is this where the other 44 billion went?

[Anonymous No.57521290]

>>57521284
nah that was for the big guy

[Anonymous No.57521300]

>>57521284
is this the best the democrats can do? I thought they cared about the poor and disenfranchised?

[Anonymous No.57521303]

>>57521284
swimming, qigong, and sexual activity

[Anonymous No.57521304]

>I do like alchool. You would buy me a drink wouldn´t you anon?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521315]

>>57521290
I don't understand why we need to give the ukraine anything, like what have they ever done for us? If anything we should just cut the money for the ukraine and give Israel like 45 billion to really show those goat fuckers.

[Anonymous No.57521319]

>>57521304
>wait is she talking to me, shes looking at me surely?
y-yes!

[Anonymous No.57521330]

>hurr durr imma take profit on NVDA at 700 despite it obviously going to hit 1000 EOY

why are people so stupid?

[Anonymous No.57521341]

>>57521304
this general stans Bartiromo

[Anonymous No.57521345]

>>57521315
this could very well be the most jewish comment in the history of /smg/

[Anonymous No.57521354]

>>57521330
uhm sweetie nvda is heading to $500

[Anonymous No.57521357]

why is the government giving ukraine money when they can buy the S&P 500 and pump every middle class american's bags?

[Anonymous No.57521359]

>>57521345
not giving money to people IS pretty jewish

[Anonymous No.57521376]

>>57521330
Sold at $696 because the number made me coom

[Anonymous No.57521381]

im a bear in this thread and a bull in the other thread

[Anonymous No.57521393]

>>57521315
its the most retarded "bipartisan" bill ever
>so republicans, just give us another infinity billion to ukrain and israel and we will give biden (the guy ordering border security to let anyone through) the "ability" to close the border
Next its going to be
>i-its not us we tried to cooperate but THEY are the problem, THEY keep the boarder open, its all THEIR fault.

[Anonymous No.57521395]

am i gonna make it

[Anonymous No.57521414]

>>57521395
iv crushed, many such cases

[Anonymous No.57521426]

>>57521381
>The duality of man

[Anonymous No.57521495]

>>57521426
So are you saying that Crabs, female crabs, and crabs served with spinach dip aren't human? Bigot.

[Anonymous No.57521499]

>>57521426

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521511]

>>57521495
they're raccoons

[Anonymous No.57521512]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CElHa6BFsM

[Anonymous No.57521554]

Real thread
>>57521146
Migrate

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521567]

>>57521554
this thread isn't even at 100 replies yet retard.

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>>57521315

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>>57521049
Where do you newfags even come from lmao? This is 4chan, the inventor of caturday. It's like the people who get mad at people saying niggerfaggots tongue my anus, or at anime. How do you manage to stumble your way here from the cesspool of Le Manly Man's Facebook page?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521744]

>>57521666
checked

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>>57521666
Why hello Satan! Give us insider trading tips.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521756]

My EVA is going to get itself called away at this rate.

[Anonymous No.57521792]

>>57521756
Baggie you are such a piece of shit stupid retard jew for holding EVA. Your Asian ladyboy gookfu should cock slap some sense into your jew face that is so punchable. I hope you die of HIV/AIDS and then get run over by a burning electric bus filled with Indians.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521803]

>>57521792
>implying you're not holding EVA as well

[Anonymous No.57521817]

>>57521751
You joke but I've noticed at least 6 posts today with 666 trips. I myself have gotten satantrips twice.

[Anonymous No.57521830]

>>57521803
>not reading how a retarded wood pellet company marketed itself on a big fat lie and is now hopelessly spiraling into bankruptcy
I'm not retarded enough to buy into shit I don't bother doing a little research into unlike you, you dumb piece of shit. You can't even bake a thread properly. Your thread looks like absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.57521831]

Is it just me or does it seem like there's very little liquidity in short term treasuries?

[Anonymous No.57521846]

>>57521817
It's a sign. Tell us what you are buying. Even if it's boring like VOO or SGOV.

[Anonymous No.57521862]

>>57521846
im poooooooting

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57521872]

>>57521830
>not reading how a retarded wood pellet company marketed itself on a big fat lie and is now hopelessly spiraling into bankruptcy
I happened to come into some alternative facts that show this company has a path forward that does not involve bankruptcy. It's literally the easiest multi-bagger around.

[Anonymous No.57521893]

>>57521872
How bro? They lied about how they marketed themselves and are getting sued into oblivion for it and have lost most of their sales. How are they magically going to come up with all that recycled wood to make pellets with that doesn't exist in the first place? Financial experts and creditors have weighed in on this bloated piece of shit built on a big fat lie and have said this thing is going to collapse like a house of cards built on a faggots loose ass hole.

[Anonymous No.57521901]

Palantir

[Anonymous No.57521906]

>>57521831
What makes you think that?

[Anonymous No.57521913]

>>57521901
i'm too late, i need a new tip

[Anonymous No.57521914]

>>57521862
Hey - shut up. Your not Satan.

[Anonymous No.57521929]

Technically what Nvidia is doing should be an enveloping candle, no? It would be interesting to see if it gets slurped by the end of the day, or if this is the begging of it going from "overbought" to "less overbought".

[Anonymous No.57521933]

>>57521906
Usually it's easier to find smaller lots to buy.

[Anonymous No.57521935]

>>57521914
But I love jews and grant them special jew powers

[Anonymous No.57521955]

>>57521913
West bromwich albion

[Anonymous No.57521963]

>>57521901
MC at 45 billion

[Anonymous No.57521970]

>>57521955
You're thinking rent will go down?

[Anonymous No.57521973]

>>57521955
How much time do I have left? i'm waiting on funds settlement from a sale.

[Anonymous No.57521976]

>TSLY .40 DIVY

[Anonymous No.57521986]

Roku

[Anonymous No.57522007]

>>57521973
March 32$

[Anonymous No.57522021]

Why are retards pumping small caps? IWM is a shitco index and should be going down, at least relative to QQQ.

[Anonymous No.57522025]

Sex with Pltr

[Anonymous No.57522030]

>>57520815
>Superior race
>Transistions the most
>HIghest amounts of incels
>On average white middle aged men kills themselves the most
>Most gays
>Barely reproducing
>Problems with dating
>Drug addicts
>Degenerate porn addicts
>On average weak & physical inferior
>most bullied race in their own European country by blacks and Arabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTQ52-lhn3s

[Anonymous No.57522033]

>>57521970
Dow Jones.
4 year in loss.
ATL

[Anonymous No.57522035]

>>57522021
Is there anything in QQQ that isn't overpriced?

[Anonymous No.57522036]

>>57522025
>incurable STD with
PTLR

[Anonymous No.57522043]

>>57522033
>4 year in loss.
>ATL
This is purely technical and says nothing about the future.

[Anonymous No.57522055]

>>57522036
follow your dreams

[Anonymous No.57522056]

>>57521955
what's the event?

[Anonymous No.57522058]

>>57520899
>>57520907
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>>57520920
I thought you were going to spell out nigger and now I'm disappointed

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>>57521751

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>>57522055
>follow your dreams
You don't have enough life insurance.

[Anonymous No.57522088]

>>57522072
That's a problem for other people.

[Anonymous No.57522124]

..

[Anonymous No.57522131]

Rumor is that Gemini advanced is being released tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57522135]

>>57522124
explain

[Anonymous No.57522141]

>>57522135
Trash company that has 0 products.

[Anonymous No.57522143]

Inovio.

[Anonymous No.57522156]

>>57521872
Baggie SHOT is pumping. We gonna be rich nigga

[Anonymous No.57522160]

>>57522141
>>57522143
elaborate

[Anonymous No.57522161]

>>57521976
How much money did you lose investing in that garbage?

[Anonymous No.57522188]

China is going down tomorrow right?

This was just a dead cat bounce, right?

[Anonymous No.57522195]

>>57522188
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.57522231]

>>57522160
Flopped the chinkycoof vaccine effort while dumbfuck gook CEO was leading investors on.

[Anonymous No.57522247]

T

[Anonymous No.57522251]

When goldman sachs is bullish on nvda ...you dont buy, you short

[Anonymous No.57522265]

>>57522251
>Bobo last words

[Anonymous No.57522273]

I was just kidding in that other smg.
I have never bought Nvidia in my life.

[Anonymous No.57522287]

>>57522265
>t.bought nvda at $700

[Anonymous No.57522288]

Who do you think profited the most from 9/11: Lockeed, Raytheon, or Toby Keith?

[Anonymous No.57522309]

>>57522288
With creation of DHS? Haifa.

[Anonymous No.57522317]

>>57522273
i lost 2 grand on nvda a couple of years ago and haven't touched it again out of spite

[Anonymous No.57522318]

>>57522288
Cheney.

[Anonymous No.57522340]

>>57522287
cry harder

[Anonymous No.57522362]

That is quite the red candle.

[Anonymous No.57522366]

OILBROS OOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57522399]

nvda bros is over

[Anonymous No.57522408]

>>57522273
How can anyone look at cats and not want to shoot them in between the eyes of their furry faggot faces???

[Anonymous No.57522416]

>>57522366
Wake me up when its at 77.
>>57522399
Its joever.

[Anonymous No.57522460]

>>57522340
Cash out while you still can

[Anonymous No.57522473]

>>57522340
Did you buy with margin?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57522502]

Retards buying NVDA even after everybody was telling you guys AI was going to have no more impact on the economy than the fax machine.

[Anonymous No.57522517]

qrd on lithium mining companies? They all seem on sale

[Anonymous No.57522529]

>>57522502
AI isnt even a real thing. They just call every bullshit chatbot an AI and it started a trend. Now everybody thinks there is such a thing as artificial intelligence and its gonna help us travel the stars. Sorry to break your bubble, morons, but AI is as fake and gay as space travel.

[Anonymous No.57522556]

>OH MY HECKIN FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER SELL AMD REDDIT SELL NVDA SELL SLEL SLELSLS LE S SLLE LS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57522616]

>>57522529
AI is real, didn't you see the images of Taylor Swift sucking off the dog?

[Anonymous No.57522675]

>>57522616
what´s your take on chatgpt 3.5 and future models? people keep saying it´s overated, and i can see why, but i also think that people fail to see that on it´s form it can already take out thousands of indian laboureres out of calling centers bullshit jobs with some tweaks.

[Anonymous No.57522724]

>>57522517
some shit about oversupply and chile doing a little sumting communism shit dwag i dunno. it went up previously big cuz of short supply squeeze

[Anonymous No.57522742]

>hehehe look at your portfolio its down 5% after years of gains whos stupid now? prepare for unrecoverable looses in this crash
>w-wait whats happening all your gains returned after one day and bull market is back on the menu? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57522760]

>>57522616
what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.57522785]

>>57522616
Thats not AI, thats just taking advantage of massive amounts of data and a compiling and executing program that can solve equations at lightning speed. Having knowledge is not the same as having intelligence. Its not intelligent.

[Anonymous No.57522823]

>>57522742
Mumu cope. How heavy are those NVDA bags?

[Anonymous No.57522827]

>>57522675
alright, so some call center employees will be laid off.
that's about it right now. GPT4 is a glorified search engine

[Anonymous No.57522847]

>>57522675
>asking for Baggie's take on literally anything
wew lad

[Anonymous No.57522850]

today i am flat

[Anonymous No.57522862]

>>57522850
same

[Anonymous No.57522865]

You guys sound so smart when you talk about chatgpt

[Anonymous No.57522867]

>>57522850
No loli, no life

Simple as

[Anonymous No.57522883]

We need some 1995 posting.

Btw the internet is fake and gay. You need internet news? ever heard of a newspaper? tv? umm radio?

>but but you can buy items online
every heard of a catalog before?

>you can send text messages in real time!
umm so a shitty telephone? lol

>you can stream videos on demand!
Yeah it's called pay per view, I got it from cable.

[Anonymous No.57522885]

FUCK WHOEVER SHILLED ME TUPPERWARE. buy snapchat btw.
>>57519899
she doesn't she's just strong
>>57521380
desu if i'd have to spend time with yuugi i'd probably teach myself how to make beer or moonshine (especially moonshine because the distillers are cool and i can learn welding). also i want to spend all day cleaning the house and making food until she comes home.
>>57522865
half of the people here think that LLMs are sentient and didn't notice that the hype train kicked into high gear after the SVB collapse.

[Anonymous No.57522911]

>>57522885
>half of the people here think that LLMs are sentient
I could input the whole thread into chatgpt and find out in 1 second that nobody actually thinks that but it would be a waste of resources.

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>>57522885
>>57522911
conclusion: you really need to take your pills schizo

[Anonymous No.57522934]

>>57522883
>you can send text messages in real time!
>umm so a shitty telephone? lol
Still true.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57522978]

>>57522883
What a time to be alive! That crime bill sponsored by Joe Biden last year has helped us build more prisons and get the niggers off our streets. Also disqualifying them from receiving pell grants for higher education, will make sure they are unable to go through the school to prison pipeline in reverse and keep them incarcerated where we won't have to deal with them breaking into our homes and selling drugs to our kids.

[Anonymous No.57522988]

>>57522883
says the guy posting a fucking webm instead of a gif

[Anonymous No.57523002]

>>57522978
That biden guy is great. I think he could be president some day

[Anonymous No.57523003]

>>57522911
other /smg/ threads have been different, and think big tech will create a new AGI net zero singularity and NVDA will go to 2000.

[Anonymous No.57523018]

[Anonymous No.57523026]

Will tech go back up or is it bear time?

[Anonymous No.57523033]

more sex with Pltr

[Anonymous No.57523038]

>>57523003
You really shouldn't take Baggie so seriously. I believe he only said that because it would make you mald even harder about how you are unable to make money

[Anonymous No.57523042]

BABA brothers, it is finally our time. We rise like the dragon!

[Anonymous No.57523080]

>>57523042
Tooting my own horn over this beautiful add here.

[Anonymous No.57523081]

>>57522978
Joe seems great, tough on crime but also realizes we need social services for those left behind.

I just went long on Kodak. I like the new "digital cameras" coming out by them. People are saying it those hurt their film business but no is gonna store photos on their computers(who has the space?). People want to see photos not sit back and watch them on a computer monitor. That means people will continue to send all their photos to photoshops to get developed by Kodak.

[Anonymous No.57523109]

gayest /smg/ of 2024 and it's all baggie's fault
narcisstic scumbag

[Anonymous No.57523112]

What are some dogshit companies that are publicly traded you think are good short selling opportunities? No indices or ETFs alloweed (SPX, SOXL, QQQ, blah blah blah i dont care). I want to hear about the dogshit individual company stocks you are shorting or think are good shorts (whether its short selling shares, buying puts, selling calls, etc)

My list has mostly bioshits but some are:
>AXSM
>AKBA
>SAVA (lol)
>IBM (retarded pump recently)
>DKNG
>GLYC
>ANVS
>BIVI
>RXRX (fuck this company)
>MOR (buyout rumor is a total meme/fake)
and many more i cant think of rn

[Anonymous No.57523121]

>>57523112
Oh to add to this list C3.AI (Ticker: AI) is a scam imo. Also ENVX is a scam too.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57523129]

>>57523081
I dunno, I think the japs are going to kill you on the digital camera market, they're actually going to beat us in pretty much everything. That's why i've just been dca into the nikkei.

[Anonymous No.57523142]

PLTR is gonna break that $21.85 resistance from November.

[Anonymous No.57523153]

Aw heck ol’ Joes alright with me. He got my vote dammit. Here’s to building back better!

[Anonymous No.57523175]

I hope you palantrannies are ready to hold Karps bags

[Anonymous No.57523182]

>>57522827
I can see the LLM's function ultimately being social credit glowie shit
Just feed everything about an individual google/microsoft has been collecting into the model and see how the machines judges you

[Anonymous No.57523185]

>>57521049
There are tons of dogs as pets in Israel.
Arabs usually don't have dogs.

[Anonymous No.57523199]

>>57523175
>bags
I'm not holding this kike shit. I bet on kikes for an earnings play and it worked out. Since it rejected here >>57523142 again today I just sold for a total $1.5k profit.

[Anonymous No.57523224]

boring

[Anonymous No.57523289]

>>57521251
Blackbox glownigger shit. Probably revolting stuff.

[Anonymous No.57523310]

>>57522021
Small caps lead the market's direction often times.

[Anonymous No.57523311]

Wait hang on. Did the signature jews double dip with the FDIC?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57523323]

>>57523289
>Blackbox glownigger shit.
so track down January 6th protestors?

[Anonymous No.57523366]

>>57523175
uhm yeah the stock went up 30% in a day and you sold with a profit but here is how this is still bad

[Anonymous No.57523397]

>>57522827
>that's about it right now. GPT4 is a glorified search engine
No, thats not GPT4. GPT4 with a RAG (retrieval) system would be glorified google search. GPT and other LLMs alone arent anywhere close to as good as Google for factual accuracy

But I argue that LLMs + RAG >>>> Google lexical search

[Anonymous No.57523398]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTvwc2RDwc0

Tesla bros... I think Boston Dynamics won.

[Anonymous No.57523434]

>>57523323
i think they're more foreign than domestic
but yes probably

[Anonymous No.57523674]

>>57523323
Possibly like >>57523434 said. Honestly its probably a data laundry to funnel our raw domestic intel straight to tel aviv or wherever they sell it (russia/china). Just my hypothesis otherwise the stock price would represent a product, service, etc. Data broker for the black market if I had to make guess.

[Anonymous No.57523712]

The NatGas slurp has begun.


I have slurped my first tranche.

[Anonymous No.57523741]

Did nogs really split threads? We really are getting a lot of dumbass newfags.

[Anonymous No.57523774]

>>57522251
bobos last breath

[Anonymous No.57523845]

>>57523741
baggie split the threads because he was mad someone started a new thread at 290 replies in last night, so he started a new thread at 160 replies, just to show them

[Anonymous No.57523896]

>>57523712
Stop saying tranche you french faggot

[Anonymous No.57523951]

ROLLING FOR SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.57523965]

>>57523712
>I have slurped my first tranche
I have caught my first falling knife
fify

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57523973]

>>57523951
market is consolidating into tech, then when the tech bubble bursts it'll flood the streets with blood and the markets with "cheapies", remain in cash and wait it out #Higher4Longer #NoCutsInMarch

[Anonymous No.57523981]

>>57523965
>falling knife
>at $2.01
yeah whoo it's gonna fall soo much lower, like, maybe $1.99 (my third tranche)

[Anonymous No.57524022]

>>57523973
but when the tech bubble burts you wont want to own those companies at all anymore right?

[Anonymous No.57524055]

/smug/ bros, i don't want another week of shit bread

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57524156]

>>57524022
There will be ones that you still want to own, like Chewy, Uber, Spotify, Snapchat, Zillow, Carvana, they'll all come out of the next tech crash stronger, but guys like Google, Apple, NiggerVideo, probably will never recover from this.

[Anonymous No.57524178]

BABA SISTERS WAGMI

[FRESH No.57524194]

>>57524137
>>57524137
>>57524137
Non-Baggot Edition

[Anonymous No.57524438]

It's clear to see that the problem with this thread is that it lacks diversity

[Anonymous No.57525715]

>>57520815
Is SPY going to hit 500 soon or is feb going to bleed out like it does most years? Vibe check.

[Anonymous No.57525731]

>The US economy is likely headed for another 'roaring '20s' of rapid growth, per Ed Yardeni

UUUUHHHHH BROS THIS IS BAD

[Anonymous No.57526249]

I bought more TUP calls like a degenerate. My dishwasher broke and now I am financially crippled.

[Anonymous No.57526495]

>>57523081
I'm from Rochester. I got to use the first digital camera from Kodak as a kid. It was black and white.

[FRESH No.57527264]

>>57525720
>>57525720
>>57525720
Non-Baggot Edition II