/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57520003]

>soon

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57517161

[Anonymous No.57520012]

N

[Anonymous No.57520013]

Keep watching AGFY bros. I have a feeling

[Anonymous No.57520016]

if start nofap will i get good at trading?

[Anonymous No.57520017]

>>57520012
I

[Anonymous No.57520018]

nvda & a bear trap. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.57520021]

>>57520013
fuck off day trading demon

[Anonymous No.57520023]

>>57520016
Only one way to find out

[Anonymous No.57520025]

>>57520016
No, you'll get veeeeery horny and screw it up.

[Anonymous No.57520031]

What's the ceiling for NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57520036]

>>57520031
as someone thats in the know about future developments I'll inform you that they'remnasdnfhsd .c,vv,,,,,,,

[Anonymous No.57520037]

What stocks other than Nvidia are going up today?

[Anonymous No.57520040]

>>57520031
1k, buy 3x leverage now

[Anonymous No.57520043]

>>57520037
SOXL

[Anonymous No.57520052]

>>57520021
just one more stock bro. i promise bro just one more stock and we'll get a good short bro. it's just a chart bro. one more stock chart and we'll have the right ticker bro. bro cmon just let me post one chart and we'll all make our day before market open bro. bro bro please we need more charts t

[Anonymous No.57520053]

>>57520037
SMCI. $5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.57520058]

So the trick is just to buy Novidya and Super Micro I guess?

[Anonymous No.57520060]

>>57520016
You need to fap more if you aren't good at trading

[Anonymous No.57520072]

>>57520058
buy only nvda and smci ( x3-x5 leverage recommended)

[Anonymous No.57520076]

>>57520016
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2bEirSFPEdg

[Anonymous No.57520088]

i buy nvidia today long term hold ai will change the world

[Anonymous No.57520089]

MY DADDY
AND MY MOMMY
AND MY DADDY
AND MY MOOOOMMYYYY

[Anonymous No.57520099]

>>57520016
No you need to have sex with Asian Ladyboys to be good at trading because you either fuck or get fucked when you trade. Better get your popper and some lube ready in case you get performance anxiety because that egg roll will be up to it.

[Anonymous No.57520108]

>>57520089
Based tv crossposter

[Anonymous No.57520117]

>>57520088
Good morning sar

[Anonymous No.57520129]

>NVDA touching 800 premarket

[Anonymous No.57520131]

Nvidia will crash as soon as a competitor steps up with a serious alternative to their chips.

[Anonymous No.57520136]

Another beautiful day with OIL/NATGAS. Remember to have breakfast (3 cans of Monster, 3 espresso and 1 shot of vodka!)

[Anonymous No.57520137]

>>57520129
My SOXL is going to do a lil sumthin isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57520140]

>>57520129
My calls are going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.57520150]

>>57520136
Thats nowhere near enough vodka.

[Anonymous No.57520153]

when rug pull?

[Anonymous No.57520155]

I've been using NVIDIA cards for years, but I won't buy that dogshit stock.

[Anonymous No.57520161]

>>57520153
As soon as you buy

[Anonymous No.57520162]

>>57520155
if you just invested in every product that you purchased you would probably be a millionaire right now

[Anonymous No.57520163]

>>57520155
why you obviously like their products

[Anonymous No.57520164]

>>57520037
BABA

[Anonymous No.57520165]

>>57520150
The rest of the liter is for lunch!

[Anonymous No.57520169]

>>57520161
i bought ... puts

[Anonymous No.57520172]

>>57520162
I think I made back all the money I spent HD over the years back from HD.

[Anonymous No.57520185]

Umm bros, what do you think about stocks?

[Anonymous No.57520196]

I can only imagine the hordes of wealth Nvidia employees are swimming in right now. I am SEETHING with jealousy

[Anonymous No.57520211]

>>57520196
>got the initial vest at $500
>50% of RSUs auto-sold for taxed every month
yeah, haha

[Anonymous No.57520212]

>NVDA: +0.99% overnight
>Mongolian Mining Corp: +4.49% overnight

[Anonymous No.57520214]

I fucking hate this stock market. Everything is way too expensive and greedy and jewy

[Anonymous No.57520218]

the funny thing about exuberant runs like NVDA is that bears keep trying to time the top and getting stopped out, causing it to go even higher by sheer momentum

[Anonymous No.57520223]

Bros, will we crash today? I want to see the stock market drop 20%. It's for certain going to happen in March like people say in here, right?
I looked at the yield curve and based on the layoffs, we're in the absolute final days as for as I can see. Bank crashes imminent, you'd expect.
This can't continue ffs

[Anonymous No.57520225]

>>57520185
What are stocks? This is a sister mating general.

[Anonymous No.57520230]

>>57520169
You maniac, now the s&p 500 will actually reach $500 dollars and the economy will be over.

[Anonymous No.57520232]

>>57520223
It can and will run and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.57520233]

>>57520218
Bears really are retarded. Mumu just has to be right to make money once, bears have to be lucky Everytime.

[Anonymous No.57520239]

>>57520196
Imagine the 1 year employees who don't understand how capital gains works with employee stock plans who are selling right now.
OOF.

[Anonymous No.57520241]

>>57520223
Seasonally, late February is your window of weakness.

[Anonymous No.57520244]

>>57520241
I'm not looking for 'weakness', I'm looking for a total collapse. This is all fake and gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.57520245]

>>57520225
Anon, would your sister want to know you made this post?

[Anonymous No.57520254]

>>57520244
you will never make money, post your account and trade history so we can laugh

[Anonymous No.57520255]

>>57520244
As far as reality goes, the COVID crash should've happened when the coof escaped China in December. At that point a global pandemic was guaranteed. Now look at the charts for when it actually happened.

Window of weakness.

[Anonymous No.57520256]

>>57520185
>stocks

[Anonymous No.57520257]

LLY Chads...

[Anonymous No.57520260]

>>57520185
i like some dont like others

[Anonymous No.57520266]

>>57520257
You lucky cunts make me seethe

[Anonymous No.57520268]

>>57520254
thought yesterday was the start of something, but now it looks like another green day, it's so fucking fake
>>57520255
I really hope so, I need to see normies burn in hell

[Anonymous No.57520273]

>>57520255
You don't care about people getting sick you care about the social reaction to it and that wasn't guaranteed at that point. Also the Chinese constantly have these massive fatal respiratory illness outbreaks. No one in the US (except epidemiologists) cared about MERS for example.

[Anonymous No.57520276]

>>57520185
I think theyre fake and gay

[Anonymous No.57520278]

>>57520245
A-anon my sister was the one who made that post.

[Anonymous No.57520283]

Quit it with the incest stuff no one actually does that and I'm pretty sure Sam Altman isn't posting here anymore.

[Anonymous No.57520290]

>>57520283
That's exactly something Sam Altman would say, seems sus.

[Anonymous No.57520296]

>>57520025
>>57520060
>>57520076

like clockwork the jews show up when you mention not stroking your cock. faggots.

[Anonymous No.57520297]

AAPLbros... we got too cocky... it's over...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520299]

Pee doo doo everybody.

[Anonymous No.57520300]

>>57520273
>the social reaction to it and that wasn't guaranteed at that point.
It absolutely was. You had headlines of 1-5% fatality (based off incomplete and chink data but when has that mattered?) and asymptomatic spread.

>MERS
Yeah, and the fact it was spreading beyond 10 people at a time (9 of them nurses treating a single patient) was also established. Markets/people ignoring COVID in 2019 were pattern matching badly, they didn't lack information.

[Anonymous No.57520303]

>>57520297
>Can't run a compiler
>Can't run OSX apps
>Can't watch porn
>Can't play games
What the fuck can you do with this?

[Anonymous No.57520308]

>>57520299
Temu hype is dying off. If I were an anti-BABA hipster, I'd go with BYDDY or Jing Dong Ching Chong.

[Anonymous No.57520309]

>>57520300
>It absolutely was. You had headlines of 1-5% fatality (based off incomplete and chink data
This happens every fucking Winter. People kept talking about how well China was prepared for setting up massive field hospitals because they had this happen before there.

[Anonymous No.57520312]

Women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.57520323]

>>57520309
>This happens every fucking Winter.
Nope. You get Hong Kong Flu or Swine Flu or H5N1 headlines but those are all literally just a cold.

>People kept talking about how well China was prepared for setting up massive field hospitals because they had this happen before there.
You should reread those articles. The field hospital shit was unprecedented and people laughed at the Chink levels of construction. The articles were written because that kind of thing hadn't happened before.

[Anonymous No.57520326]

>>57520297
The most obvious use of the Vision Pro is an AI app that undresses in real time every nearby atractive female

[Anonymous No.57520327]

>PLTR up over 20%

[Anonymous No.57520332]

>>57520326
And gives them a dick to fight transphobia. Remember, this is Tim Apple we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.57520336]

>>57520323
>those are all literally just a cold.
So was this it turns out.

[Anonymous No.57520338]

>>57520323
>The articles were written because that kind of thing hadn't happened before.
I guess SARS never happened

[Anonymous No.57520341]

>>57519127
>>57519103
>>57519353
>>57519401
>>57519689
>>57519746
>>57518868

If you want some laughs

[Anonymous No.57520352]

The slop company that you hate
>Market cap 18 Quadrinillion
The company that makes good thing
>It's private, no ticker
Why in the fuck is reality like this?

[Anonymous No.57520359]

>>57520336
Yes but the experimental vaccine countries made in a rush literally kills you. I hope no one in /smg/ got the jab because the data showing the adverse affects from it get worse every year

[Anonymous No.57520360]

>>57520352
There are some good ones, you have to really hunt for them though.

[Anonymous No.57520361]

>>57520332
well futa is pretty based

[Anonymous No.57520362]

NVDA tulip mania. Should be an interesting year

[Anonymous No.57520364]

Is this a good buy?

Talk me out of putting $4k into it.

[Anonymous No.57520366]

>>57520341
Most bobos dont have sisters, it's a proven fact and why they won't breed.

[Anonymous No.57520368]

>>57520359
IMO the vaccine side effects have been exaggerated almost as much as covid. Obviously it's very stupid to take rushed drugs like that but it's probably not as bad as people said it is.

[Anonymous No.57520371]

spotify you bloody fuck bitch you better hold that gain on open the needful isn't done until you're back to 300

[Anonymous No.57520372]

>>57520336
Yeah, but like I said, the initial data showed a much higher fatality rate and an out-of-left-field genetic lineage.

>>57520338
Didn't need hospital space for SARS because you had to be huffing in an infected person's cough for hours to catch it.

Again, this information was all out there by the start of 2020. Markets just needed to work through misconceptions and faulty pattern matching, then have a tipping point where they could sell off.

[Anonymous No.57520380]

>>57520364
I also feel like even if it's mismanaged, they have great IP's and people working there that they'll get bought out for 7billion easily. Which is easily 100%+ ROI today.

[Anonymous No.57520381]

>>57520366
I'm more bearish than average and have a sister but I'm not a permabear. I'd expect this is uncorrelated.

[Anonymous No.57520386]

>>57520381
Is your sister feeling bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.57520388]

>>57520362
>tulip
>produces manufactured goods people need

[Anonymous No.57520389]

>>57520386
She wants me to stop drinking and rambling about the jews and the bond market.

[Anonymous No.57520390]

>>57520364
Total garbage company. Also french. Never buy french companies.

[Anonymous No.57520394]

>>57520372
Bro they did lockdowns and quarantine over SARS in China back in the day. SARS can also be spread through feces and bodily waste. I know because my chink hong kong girlfriend told me about how her families did lockdown when she was a kid. China is fucking gross but bug women really do it for me.

[Anonymous No.57520405]

>>57520389
You should cut back on the alcohol but increase the other shit.

[Anonymous No.57520426]

>>57520390
Is it really? They're coming out with 4+ new games coming out this and next year. Mirage did great, AC:red is coming, the starwars game seems like a hit, the pirate game might just be mid tier they'll break even. They're clearly going to be extremely profitable this and next year. They have good IP's. It's extremely undervalued compared to all the other companies in the same field (2.5b vs 20b roblox vs 25b TTWO vs 75b ATVI vs 36B EA). It's not going bankrupt soon. I don't care if french, I care about money.

[Anonymous No.57520434]

>>57520212
>bought mongolian basket weaving stocks instead

[Anonymous No.57520435]

>>57520225
I’ll never forgive the tranny NIGGERS for running the creator of that game off the internet

[Anonymous No.57520437]

>>57520394
I used to call the dental hygiene masks SARS masks but now that reference is obsolete

[Anonymous No.57520442]

>>57520390
I thought they were from Quebec.
>>57520364
They've been going downhill ever since Bomberman.

[Anonymous No.57520446]

Um bobros?

[Anonymous No.57520453]

>>57520129
what is wrong with people

[Anonymous No.57520466]

>>57520435
I mean it's just a goofy joke from a female game creator about having a secret ending where she soul bonds with her brother and has dream sex with him. I can't imagine why this would upset trannies when it clearly has nothing to do with them.

[Anonymous No.57520467]

>>57520362
Keep it Pumpin' white boi

[Anonymous No.57520478]

I have SOXL calls but no NVDA in my portfolio, what do I buy? I have 30-40k available

[Anonymous No.57520482]

>>57520388
You should put your money where your mouth is and buy more.

[Anonymous No.57520493]

I’m in palantir Pepsi and baba. What do I do? I don’t do business with any of them. And Glory to the bakers

[Anonymous No.57520503]

My BOIL puts will print today.

[Anonymous No.57520504]

why shouldn't nvda be worth $1000 a share?

[Anonymous No.57520505]

INTCelsisters how are we holding up?

[Anonymous No.57520520]

>>57520504
/thread

[Anonymous No.57520527]

>>57520520
We dont do that here

[Anonymous No.57520536]

>>57520504
Why not indeed.

[Anonymous No.57520537]

>>57520503
What did Biden do again to manipulate the prices?

[Anonymous No.57520540]

>>57520520
I hope you lose all your money you faggot

[Anonymous No.57520541]

please OP, stop being such a faggot. bake when we are at the 300´s

[Anonymous No.57520544]

>>57520326
The odds of you seeing a random attractive woman in public in America are slim. You are more likely to see an obese middle aged hispanic woman.

[Anonymous No.57520547]

>>57520504
yeah that's true

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520550]

>>57520504
Because it's going to $2000 per share, retard.

[Anonymous No.57520567]

Everyone is rotating into CSCO now that it’s been proven that ai can’t actually do fucking anything without routers. It’s like selling shovels during the gold rush.

[Anonymous No.57520569]

>>57520504
Because it's going to be worth $10,000 a share

[Anonymous No.57520573]

Lly is up bros
I can now pay my rent
Thank you so much anons

[Anonymous No.57520576]

>>57520569
>>57520550
>>57520547
>>57520536
>>57520504

Whenever this implodes its going to be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.57520577]

>>57520550
>>57520569
what if i want to buy an ukrainian wife, can i just give her parents some NVDA shares?

>>57520573
ur welcome bro

[Anonymous No.57520581]

>>57520569
>$10,000 a share
wow, wow, calm down there buddy

[Anonymous No.57520583]

>>57520478
Do I go all in SSO while ... You give me something else?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520591]

>>57520577
>can i just give her parents some NVDA shares?
>implying her father hasn't die in the meat grinder
lol, you marry the daughter for free, but you have to take in the mother-in-law as part of the deal.

[Anonymous No.57520597]

Why in hell are you guys even here? Just buy Eli Lilly, MSFT, Apple, Broadcom, and maybe NVDA and you can enjoy +50-100% every year while you are enjoying your days on a sunny beach.
Jesus, if someone had told me three years ago that NVDA would be at 1000 in 2024, I'd no way. If someone had told me that Eli Lilly would never ever dip, I would laugh. This is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.57520602]

>>57520591
Fuck man.

[Anonymous No.57520629]

>>57520577
ur overpaying.
AMCR
to
WBD is the correct bid

[Anonymous No.57520630]

started buying TMF. bad idea?

[Anonymous No.57520640]

>>57520537
He farted and said "natural gas is free"

[Anonymous No.57520642]

>>57520629
nah, i wouldnt touch that shit. their man have to stay and fight while they come to europe. they kind of disgust me

[Anonymous No.57520644]

>>57520255
it was a liquidity crisis. Covid was just an excuse so they didn't get gallowed.

[Anonymous No.57520647]

I want Mr. Henry Hub to go down to $2.01

[Anonymous No.57520651]

>>57520581
Yeah you're right, that's far too conservative. $100,000 per share, minimum.

[Anonymous No.57520654]

>>57520390
There are good French companies like Loreal or Hermes.

[Anonymous No.57520656]

>>57520223
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.57520657]

>>57520651
>$100,000 per share
there we go

[Anonymous No.57520659]

>>57520644
yield curve predicting covid was funny

[Anonymous No.57520662]

>>57520642
I'm pretty sure ukraine abdicated the right to rule. the worst prawns come out of ukraine.

[Anonymous No.57520671]

>NVDA is at $696? Better sell hehehe

[Anonymous No.57520674]

Its over for NVDA. It will be red EOD.

[Anonymous No.57520677]

>>57520597
Why are you posting such lust provoking images

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520679]

>>57520630
>bad idea?
yes. these rising wages combined with higher energy and shipping costs, are going to lead to more inflation, which will force the honorable jerome powell to increase the federal funds rate, and basically fuck you out of making any money on that ticker.

[Anonymous No.57520680]

Bang bang?

[Anonymous No.57520689]

BANG Bang wher eyou at bro ? Please come back.

[Anonymous No.57520693]

>>57520680
he ded

[Anonymous No.57520702]

>No bang bang
brb, market selling everything

[Anonymous No.57520704]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57520708]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.57520709]

>>57520693
...we're doomed

[Anonymous No.57520710]

Sorry I'm late, I fill in for bang bang bro
>bing bing bing oben markets

[Anonymous No.57520715]

>>57520680
>>57520689
>>57520702
it's so over

[Anonymous No.57520717]

Crab jews strike again

[Anonymous No.57520718]

Dam. Wat hapun? WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.57520719]

ITS OVER for gamer chuds

nvidia NEVER goes up again

[Anonymous No.57520725]

NVIDIA top is over, it's all falling down

[Anonymous No.57520729]

no bang bang no reason to live

[Anonymous No.57520735]

>>57520640
my BOIL calls are printing

[Anonymous No.57520743]

I fucking hate APPL

[Anonymous No.57520746]

>>57520677
Lust provoking? Come on, bro.
Anyway, loading up on US tech funds and steel stocks. It is incredible how well they are performing. Happy fat day bros. Gonna steal some semlor from the university after work

[Anonymous No.57520749]

>ctrl + f
>smg
>thread has 298 replies.
>Enter and scroll through tread.
>Someone baked at 290 replies.
>MFW there's another thread.
The fucking bakers these days man...

[Anonymous No.57520760]

I love PLTR

[Anonymous No.57520762]

Nvidia printing a cock and balls pattern.

Last chance to buy

[Anonymous No.57520766]

>>57520749
Hope you put that thread out of its misery at least

[Anonymous No.57520774]

Why is SOXL crashing?

[Anonymous No.57520778]

>>57520715
Its a suffering kind of day. Hope he is okay. Can we get someone at eglin or a jidf guy to check ?They literally are running our country. they could do a wellness check on a prized goyem. Hes most consistent man on 4chan... Aside from swiss schizzo and the prenology latvian fellow.

[Anonymous No.57520780]

>>57520774
earnings were shit

[Anonymous No.57520781]

>>57520774
because nvda, amd, avgo, qcom are all crashing?

[Anonymous No.57520794]

Man the fuck is this, I have a $650k NW and this is my options dating…

[Anonymous No.57520802]

WAGMI BABA SISTERS

[Anonymous No.57520803]

Bang bros...Its Joever

[Anonymous No.57520804]

The TSLA reversal is finally here. Get in faggots, we're going back to $250.

[Anonymous No.57520806]

>>57520794
You dont have that option. She thinks you a looser

[Anonymous No.57520809]

>>57520794
you will date the single mother roastie and you will be happy, say thank you rabbi

[Anonymous No.57520810]

>>57520794
This is what happens when you use an app instead of marrying the girl from church your mom picked out when you're 19.

[Anonymous No.57520819]

What the fuck happened to monero lmfao? Did the IRS find a loophole?
>inb4 /smg/-stock market general.

[Anonymous No.57520823]

>NVDA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520828]

I made us a new thread. No need to thank me, just doing my part to help the continuity of the general.
>>57520815
>>57520815
>>57520815
>>57520815

[Anonymous No.57520829]

>>57520810
i wouldn´t mind dating a single mom or a widow with a son if they weren´t all fucked up in he head

[Anonymous No.57520832]

>>57520810
why couldn't it have been this simple bros

[Anonymous No.57520833]

>>57520003
OP is a liar and my morning is ruined

[Anonymous No.57520836]

>>57520819
binance delisted it

[Anonymous No.57520840]

>>57520819
Someone fucked up while using it and people think there's a bug.
It's the same sort of thing that happened with TOR the other year. care with INFOSEC doesn't fix OPSEC stupidity.

[Anonymous No.57520841]

>>57520828
fuck off nigger stop splitting the threads

[Anonymous No.57520842]

I fomoed 2500 bucks into YINN.
This will be the chinese reversal.
Ohh emperor XI make my bags go up

[Anonymous No.57520843]

>>57520794
I have more tits than that

[Anonymous No.57520845]

>>57520823
c'mon 605

[Anonymous No.57520848]

>>57520810
they mostly fail in their early to mid 20s though
the best relationships are literally like 20 year age gaps lmao
men dont even start aging until they are like 45 so biologically speaking there was never a reason to commit

[Anonymous No.57520849]

>>57520794
anon... you should not start dating a woman over 25 for any reason.
Met mine when she was 23, we are getting married this year and she is 25

[Anonymous No.57520853]

>>57520828
Please go shove a menorah up your ass.
>>57520832
Literally all you had to do was listen to your parents and go to church.

[Anonymous No.57520854]

>>57520828
Are you fuckin retarded?

[Anonymous No.57520855]

>>57520828
you know the market is in a bad state when "baggie" starts a new thread at 193 replies in

[Anonymous No.57520858]

>>57520828
Why do you act like you look?

[Anonymous No.57520860]

Were getting destroyed on no news!

[Anonymous No.57520862]

I hate you meltupfags
2Trillion

[Anonymous No.57520865]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57520866]

>>57520853
i always listened to them and they never brought me to church except on special occasions

[Anonymous No.57520874]

>>57520866
I'm sorry you got middling parents.
Look on the bright side: it could be worse, you could be black.

[Anonymous No.57520880]

>>57520823
you really thought he'd never come back?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57520885]

>>57520854
What? I thought we make a new thread after 200 replies now? Who cares if it was a few posts early, the thread's full and we can now migrate.

[Anonymous No.57520888]

My UPRO strangle is too tight. Dammit.

[Anonymous No.57520891]

are we breaching 5k tonight fellow bvlls?

[Anonymous No.57520897]

>>57520880
the greatest trick bobo ever played was convincing the market he doesnt exist

[Anonymous No.57520901]

Glad I held my PLTR calls. This kiked stock is gonna run all day.

[Anonymous No.57520902]

>>57520802
BABA AND JING DONG CHING CHONG MOTHERFUCKERS WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.57520903]

that's it mumu
just buy buy buy
i'll be waiting at 21.86

[Anonymous No.57520909]

>>57520865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVKos-oGnQ
Bling-Bang-Bang
Bling-Bang-Bang
Bling-Bang-Bang
Bling-Bang-Bang-Born

[Anonymous No.57520912]

>>57520897
>why wont someone think of the bobos?!
>global warming has taken their habitat!!
All this bullshit and the whole time there has been more bobos than ever before, they played us played us like a fiddle!

[Anonymous No.57520913]

My portfolio is pretty Nvidia heavy bros. My average cost basis is 70/share. When do I sell bros?

I've been so conflicted this past month. Sold off maybe 5% of my shares at $525. Should I have sold the rest at 700?

[Anonymous No.57520916]

Undertaker bro. I’m going to seriously consider the router play.

[Anonymous No.57520918]

>>57520891
you mean 9k

[Anonymous No.57520919]

I don´t know where this church meme comes from, when my parents forced me to take communion i always got into bloody fights why the other kids at sunday school because i called them faggots for praying like they were told to.

[Anonymous No.57520921]

>>57520874
anon... i....

[Anonymous No.57520922]

>>57520710
Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.57520932]

>>57520919
oof

[Anonymous No.57520934]

>NVDA

SELLLLL SEEEEEELLLLL REDDIT

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57520935]

Are you guys tired of Crabbing? I can shift from holding straddles to only taking calls or puts, and the sector will likely go the opposite way. let me know.
>>57520913
Wow. I suggest you trim at least enough to cover basis if you haven't. And consider giving yourself a nice profit of ... 15%, and then either hold until a future date, a future price, or just set your stop-loss and go do something else. At these prices, I suggest the stop loss.

[Anonymous No.57520939]

If singles, I will make money today.

[Anonymous No.57520950]

>>57520939
If dubs you lose everything by EOW.

[Anonymous No.57520953]

>>57520935
>Are you guys tired of Crabbing?
I own meta and nvda so im not crabbing.

[Anonymous No.57520957]

>>57520921
Oh.
>>57520909
>I paused my Copeland to be here.

[Anonymous No.57520958]

>that ELF flash 2% dump
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57520961]

>>57520932
it was fun, i could take on like 5 of them

[Anonymous No.57520963]

>>57520953
I want harder crabbing so I can close this retarded short for cheaper.

[Anonymous No.57520964]

>>57520919
>i called them faggots for praying like they were told to.
Ironic

[Anonymous No.57520969]

>>57520964
faggot

[Anonymous No.57520974]

>>57520935
Might do this. Set a stop loss at 650 for maybe 10% of what I currently have and let the rest ride.

[Anonymous No.57520987]

What the FUCK is happening to AMD?

[Anonymous No.57520988]

>>57520919
unironically go to church and pray retard.

[Anonymous No.57520989]

> he bought nvda at $700

[Anonymous No.57520991]

>>57520916
Actelis Networks, Inc., Adtran, ADVA Optical Networking, ALE International, Cisco Systems, Inc., Dell Technologies Inc., HPE, Ribbon Communications Operating Company, Inc., Telefonaktiebolaget LM Ericsson, TXN, EXTREME NETWORKS, INC.,

[Anonymous No.57520994]

WHAT IS GOING ON
DID EVERYONE FLIP TO CHINA STOCKS OR SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.57520998]

>>57520919
>i always got into bloody fights why the other kids at sunday school because i called them faggots for praying like they were told to.

[Anonymous No.57520999]

>>57520950
If trips, somebody calls him a niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57521001]

>Mutts wake up
>Stocks immediately dump

Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.57521007]

>>57520715
Considering there are like 5 /smg/ right now, he's probably in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.57521008]

Monero ETF when?

[Anonymous No.57521009]

>>57521001
Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag
then they do the same shit next week regardless . keep donating yurope

[Anonymous No.57521021]

>>57520939
Niggerfaggot.
>>57520999
Checked and based.

[Anonymous No.57521023]

>>57520999
>>57520939
niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.57521026]

>>57521001
No one hates America more than Americans.

[Anonymous No.57521025]

>>57520991
Undertake bro said Cisco so I’m looking at Cisco. And you aren’t undertaker bro so fuck off

[Anonymous No.57521037]

>>57520974
At this much excitement someone else is going to snipe on the thesis. There won't be zero competition. There's alot of use, like ALOT of use right now, almost endless considering it's really an MIC play. But there will be others who decipher ways to cut into this share. There's no reasonable semi manufacturer who isn't looking at this at least in envy.

[Anonymous No.57521038]

>>57521008
Fuck I have 1500 euros laying around do I buy XMR or deposit it into my brokerage account... FUCK FUCK FUCK!

[Anonymous No.57521043]

>>57521025
No, faggot, I do this FOR ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. I DO IT FOR ME.

[Anonymous No.57521048]

>>57520999
Ok this is epic

[Anonymous No.57521054]

is your RYCEY staying spicy /smg/? you DID hang on to your shares, right?

[Anonymous No.57521055]

>>57520950
niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57521056]

>>57521037
Plan is to sell of at least a bit of Nvidia and move it to SOXQ. That way I am still in semis but don't have that much at stake with just one company.

[Anonymous No.57521057]

Nvdabros??

[Anonymous No.57521059]

>>57520950
niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.57521067]

How is PLTR still going wtf

[Anonymous No.57521076]

>>57521057
SHUT UP

[Ai Ai ai No.57521077]

You will never see a 60% NVIDA drop again. ai stocks and Microsoft to the moon. This is not a bubble this is pricing out the working class from the stock market. Gonna be rich!

[Anonymous No.57521082]

>>57521055
>>57521059

[Anonymous No.57521083]

>>57521009
Biggest transfer of wealth

[Anonymous No.57521084]

>>57521057
Shit.

[Anonymous No.57521086]

>>57521077
You can run this stuff on your phone now. You don't need GPUs.

[Anonymous No.57521089]

>>57521067
>how is an amorphous company of salesmen who use the internet to do "things" doing so well in internet trading era?
(((noone))) will ever know.

[Anonymous No.57521093]

>>57521001
someone is covering a short I guess?

[Anonymous No.57521096]

>go "fuck it we ball" and put some money into CHPS
>semis go full toilet mode
It is kind of funny though

[Anonymous No.57521099]

the PLTRannies were right....

[Anonymous No.57521104]

>>57521043
I’m hard of hearing can you repeat that?

[Anonymous No.57521107]

>>57521038
half and half

[Anonymous No.57521109]

>>57520482
Just did.

[Anonymous No.57521115]

>>57521107
>half and half
Yeah i have to pay double the fees not worth it.

[Anonymous No.57521126]

So much money to be made but I'm sitting on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.57521135]

>>57521038
>XMR
What are you afraid of?

[Anonymous No.57521136]

Wonder if the oil market is going to stop fucking crabbing today

[Anonymous No.57521152]

Horrific dip
it's ogre

[Anonymous No.57521154]

NEXT
>>57521146
>>57521146
>>57521146
>>57521146

[Anonymous No.57521159]

>>57521115
third world fees, lol

[Anonymous No.57521165]

>>57521154
baggie baked already

[Anonymous No.57521187]

>>57521154
Stop baking early threads you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.57521189]

>>57521099
Kek NGMI , pltr was mentioned numerous times last week and yet you didnt buy

[Anonymous No.57521197]

Well, guess that today will be a red day for me. Already sent my CV, got the reply from my college giving me the green light for a couple of optional classes. Think Im going to rub one off and go to sleep to avoid selling any of my stocks.

[Anonymous No.57521198]

>>57521056
After getting a nice solid return for the play, I think I'd put them all on stop-loss and walk away from the sector. No reason to compete with yourself by holding shares of the same thing AND competitors, imo.
I'd look at taking your initial and finding something else to fund. Just my opinion, I get skittish when things go meteoric, I also tend to be way too early (wrong) in everything.
>>57521154
>facepalm

[Anonymous No.57521199]

>>57521187
Those are fighting words. I hope you realize that

[Anonymous No.57521204]

FUCKING JEW OIL MARKET STOP FUCKING CRABBING

[Anonymous No.57521203]

I closed my shorts right at the daily bottom. Nice.

[Anonymous No.57521215]

>>57521189
Fuck off you nigger, nobody wants your manipulated shit. Don't you have a jeet trading board to intice?

[Anonymous No.57521231]

Inside nothing burger day to sell puts. Be careful goys

[Anonymous No.57521235]

>>57520919
and that's why you're incel and God dislikes you

[Anonymous No.57521248]

>>57521189
>>57521099
please buy more meme stocks

[Anonymous No.57521259]

boomers literally have like 200k
they think their inflation bonds will carry them into retirement with the rising costs under their own administrations its fuckin hilarious watching their bootlicking financial plans of oil and bonds burn to dust

[Anonymous No.57521285]

>>57521154
there's only one method of dealing with these kinds of people ...

[Anonymous No.57521305]

>>57521093
Me in the back.

Eli Lilly bros, how we feeling today?
>>57521152
That's all that's needed to prevent it from being overbought for too long. Then it can once again become overbought as it keeps pumping. Algos know what they're doing

[Anonymous No.57521307]

should i sell NVDA now? it seems the AI bubble imploded

[Anonymous No.57521311]

>>57521135
>What are you afraid of?
Missing out on cheap XMR's is what i'm afraid of.
>>57521159
Yuropoor fees the bank wire to my brokerage account is like 30$ and to a crypto exchange around 40-50$.

[Anonymous No.57521327]

>>57520919
And now .... who is the faggot. Are you still hetero ?

[Anonymous No.57521328]

>>57521259
Found the retard. You do know the smart boomers will be the last generation to enjoy the spoils of the last Great War.

[Anonymous No.57521335]

>>57521307
>it seems the AI bubble imploded
bitch its still inflating.

[Anonymous No.57521394]

>>57520828
Baggot the faggot at it again

[Anonymous No.57521409]

So there are 4 active /smg/ threads right now
Are you proud of yourselves faggots?

[Anonymous No.57521433]

>>57520999
CHECKED.

>>57520950
The universe has just informed me of your affliction. You niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57521455]

Where's the faggot that slurped NYCB yesterday?
>Muh the market is overreacting
Fucking negro I told you they're fucked.

[Anonymous No.57521457]

>>57521409
>are you proud of yourself
n-no...

[Anonymous No.57521465]

>>57521433
>You niggerfaggot.
Shut the fuck up checked faggotnegro.

[Anonymous No.57521479]

Imagine knife catching NYCB and INTC when you could have been holding NVDA and PLTR

lmfao

[Anonymous No.57521492]

>>57521479
There are actually ~10 regional banks worth buying but I want to wait until a few more blow up first.

[Anonymous No.57521508]

>>57521479
>You are not responsible for what you fund
I'm not a nigger, nigger.

[Anonymous No.57521518]

>>57521508
cope loser, also you're poor

[Anonymous No.57521521]

>>57521409
Absolutely disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.57521525]

>>57521520
>>57521520
>>57521520
real /smg/
get in here

[Anonymous No.57521543]

>>57521518
Better poor than murdered by my neighbor for making a shithole community.

[Anonymous No.57521568]

>>57521543
you are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.57521579]

I can't help but notice the quality of /smg/ keeps getting... um, how should I say?... worse...

[Anonymous No.57521642]

>>57521579
Stop nooticing, ((they)) don't want you to nootice

[Anonymous No.57522024]

>>57521568
But living fine and sleeping like a baby.

[Anonymous No.57522892]

>>57520644
>>57520659
If I pee my pants because a girl suddenly talked to me, then later poop my pants because I gambled on a risky fart, why do I have to wash them at the end of the day?