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first hacking pineapples and now a bloodless suicide attempt. this is the reason he no longer has the keys

>> No.57514348

nobody gives a shit
fuck off. good or bad like or hate him no one else cares.

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>>57514333
Was he trying to drown himself in there?

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>>57514333
AGAIN???? picrel is from several years ago (early 2020 it seems).

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>> No.57514497

>>57514333
I'd kill myself too if someone broke into my house and shoved a pineapple up my ass and stole all my bitcoins. If anything this proves he is Satoshi.

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>>57514333
checked btw

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>>57514480
>>57514490

ah okay referencing the same event, but this seems to have difficult to read hospital notes alongside it that mention "no obvious sign of bloodloss"

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>>57514518
>>57514532
I'm not saying it's the same event. Maybe it is. I just posted those 2 pics because I remembered that. I wouldn't be surprised if he's pulled the "guys i'm totally suicidal, feel sorry for me, and this somehow proves I'm satoshi" thing multiple times.

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>>57514532
> "i do not want to be satoshi"
>keeps faking shit over and over and over again to try to prove he's satoshi
>says he can sign but doesn't do it because... uhhh the keys are irrelevant and prove nothing, or uhhh how about i just don't want to okay!!

>> No.57514639

>>57514591
>"I do not want to be Satoshi"
>sues you for saying he's not Satoshi
It absolutely boggles the mind that this guy has followers. Never underestimate the bounds of human stupidity