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>> No.57488711
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>>57488700
>futures

>> No.57488712

1st for feembraps

>> No.57488715

>>57488700

Look, what we see is just Biden rewarding Zuckerberg and punish Musk, all the ad money is going to threads even though no one use it. Biden will throw billions of dollar at Musk and Musk will try to brainwash everyone on facebook/instgram/whatsapp to vote for Biden

>> No.57488717

now what?

>> No.57488725

>>57488700
>/smg/ is no more

>> No.57488727

more spy puts at the new top

>> No.57488729 [DELETED] 

I went all in TQQQ and SOXL.
How based am I?

>> No.57488731
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>>57488717
now 5k

>> No.57488732

I listened to some pedo retard in these threads and didn't buy nvidia when it was under 200

>> No.57488736

>>57488717
Time for a new sub 2022 ath in a few minutes bro.

>>57488725
even worse. We shall have the worst one yet.

>> No.57488739
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57488739

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

>> No.57488741

Remind me again, what happens after stocks hit ATH?

>> No.57488744

>>57488715
If you're on kikebook/instakike/whatsakike you're voting biden already. The real MAGA people all got b& 4 years ago.

>> No.57488746
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57488746

$500K NW… 29 years old.

Fucking hell, man I wanna early retire but even after sims I won’t retire until 55-60…

>> No.57488747

>>57488539
>>57488636
don't listen to these idiots.
even tho you're not trading them directly
each trade adds to their legitimacy, credibility and shareprice.
Which undoubtedly is the bulk of the managers wealth.

>> No.57488748

>>57488741
They keep going up. Until they don't. Timing this is impossible.

>> No.57488749

>>57488739
The Based Emperor will win and get us girlfriends, bro, just have faith in Lord Kek and meme magic :D

>> No.57488751
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57488751

GET IN LOSERS

>> No.57488754

>>57488725
fuck, someone make a new one

>> No.57488753

>>57488739
If you can't agree his policies have saved our economy from recession and gave us record high stock market prices, then you missed out on the big pump and are just bitter.

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>>57488741

>> No.57488757

Why cant I just buy every dip and win like bulls. Why do I have to try to short "overvalued" tech.
Fucking hate my contrarian mentality. I truly want normies and boomers to suffer

>> No.57488758

>>57488700
Uhhhhhh BOBROS???? WHAT DO WE DO NOW????

>> No.57488761

$30k parked in CASH.TO
WHAT DO I BUY RIGHT NOW?

>> No.57488764

Gambled TSLA 0DTE $185C for $.22c earlier. They're $1.90 rn.

>> No.57488766

spy puts

>> No.57488767

>>57488757
Never bet against America anon. Tech = America.

>> No.57488772

>>57488757
you know when you buy the dip you are also being a contrarian?

>> No.57488784
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57488784

I wonder what happens to the market when Biden gets impeached and arrested.

>> No.57488785

>>57488766
495 is top for next few trading days

>> No.57488789

>>57488761
A coffee and an everything bagel, and you talk with someone at the spot. Come back again next week.
This market is for "specialists."

>> No.57488798
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57488798

why US dollar moon??

>> No.57488802
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57488802

>>57488749
>>57488753
Joe Biden is objectively the worst president in United States history. His entire administration is a lie. He is the most corrupt president ever.

>> No.57488803

wtf I love biden now

>> No.57488808

>>57488757
the reality is your going with the herd. youre not being contrarian. today's pump is in part sponsored by bear stop losses

>> No.57488813

>>57488761
Rule is if you don't know what to buy just buy the Vanguard Total index. Ticker VT. It captures the entire world's economy.

>> No.57488815

>>57488746
all in in some crypto and either 10x or off yourself

>> No.57488816
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>>57488753

Why do you think recession is averted?

>> No.57488817

>>57488739
job stats are so deceptive without details
are those boomers retiring? are the new jobs going to high value immigrants or their children? at least you guys arent canada with 100m long line ups for a mcdonalds job opening

>> No.57488821

>>57488802
Approval doesn't mean his policies didn't work though. Most people are idiots when it comes to the economy.

>> No.57488822

>>57488802
Obama was even worse bro.
The only good president was Trump and he's coming back to build the wall

>> No.57488829

>>57488816
I don't, but so far it looks like it has been so far.

>> No.57488831

>>57488802
He did go four years without starting a new war. Ukraine doesn't count cause we aren't fighting just weapon dealers.

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>>57488758
we™ short again.

>> No.57488834

>>57488813
This is why Jack Bogle is the most evil man to ever walk the planet. He has enabled one click rent-seeking for the entire petite bourgeoisie.

>> No.57488835

I need some advice on what to do with my heemed covered calls /smg/
If i do nothing and let the stock get called away I will make $51.70 per share which includes the premium I collected on writing the CCs. I could close them for a $2.2k loss right now and let Biden pump my shares. Current market price has me at a $56 per share gain. I'm not sure what to do

>> No.57488838

>>57488700
>balding yellow pinhead
>pink body with hairy chest
o.O

>> No.57488839

>>57488593
Unironically quite plausible, mostly the part about tech falling apart due to being run by mystery no-logic non-algorithms that can be hacked just by being talked to.

>> No.57488840
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>>57488817

Are job stats still calculated from calling 6000 random people

>> No.57488842
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57488842

>>57488813
VT is a meme

>> No.57488844
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>>57488700
>Gets attacked by congress for pizza
>Stock jumps 20%
It was really quite obvious when you think about it.

>> No.57488852

>>57488834
History is written by the victors. Most of the poor never get a say. The wealthy elites will remember him fondly and say it was the greatest economy ever, and whitewash the inconvenience of increased wealth inequality.

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>>57488829
It helps when you can redefine what a recession is. Kinda like redefining the term "vaccine".

>> No.57488860
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>>57488798
Sugoi! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>> No.57488864

>>57488817
>>57488821
>>57488822
>>57488831
Under Biden, employers have been actively discriminating against white workers. This meshes with other stats indicating that white unemployment has increase while 90% of new job growth has gone to nonwhites. Biden is actively trying to make life worse for white Americans while flooding the country with illegal immigrants.

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>>57488798
Strange...

>> No.57488875

>>57488864
>Under Biden, employers have been actively discriminating against white workers. This meshes with other stats indicating that white unemployment has increase while 90% of new job growth has gone to nonwhites. Biden is actively trying to make life worse for white Americans while flooding the country with illegal immigrants.
I don't give a shit, I want money

>> No.57488880

>>57488817
There's no real way to know. I can tell you, anecdotally, that in my state most of our agriculture industry won't hire Americans anymore and are pulling in foreign workers of legal or not legal status. Since my state's primary industry is agriculture, I could very, very easily see a job statistical breakdown specific to my state displaying overwhelming booming employment for foreigners and plunging employment for natives.

>> No.57488879

>>57488700
> /smg/ is, le ded
Nice bake there chief.

>> No.57488882

>>57488864
And it looks like worked. Recession averted, labor shortage is lessened, and stock markets are at all time highs. Value creation for the US economy as a whole seems to be at an all time high, doesn't it?

>> No.57488884

>>57488813
The s&p500 index has less fees. So your advice is poor.

>> No.57488890

>>57488842
It's really not. Especially if you are worried about the US economy underperforming in the future. I am not one of these people but they have a point. Less returns = Less risky.

>> No.57488892

will spy pump another $5 by EOD?

>> No.57488893

>>57488757
be yourself we need retards, chuds and collapse fags to exist.

>> No.57488894

There's some anon out there who bought META calls and is rolling in a retirement money right now.

>> No.57488895

Im gonna keep buying puts you cocksucking bootlicking motherfuckers

>> No.57488896
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>>57488879
>Nice bake

>> No.57488904

I just want some fucking volatility instead of this bullshit

>> No.57488906

>>57488744
I still have an account I just never go because the site makes no sense.

>> No.57488908

>>57488882
If you believe 50% of our young working force being unable to afford a one-bedroom apartment is a booming economy, then you are correct.

>> No.57488912

>>57488700
>no /smg/ on title
OP was a faggot today

>> No.57488916

>>57488798
because i said it would and bought calls

>> No.57488918
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>>57488840
pretty much this. The type of person who still answers their phone to random numbers, who have time to complete a 30+ min survey and give personal income/job details to random gov workers already preselects for those who are older and employed in good jobs. The data isn't really manipulated, its just bad data in general.
>you are now aware that the people in charge of handling trillions of dollars are using data that is little better than junk to make decisions affecting over 300 million people

>> No.57488919

>>57488890
no it really is a meme, the few times international has outperformed it has been by a relatively small percentage, and when US outperforms it's by a wide margin. You will always end up with less buying international in the long run.

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>>57488912

>> No.57488924
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57488924

Don't look now but VIX is pumping

>> No.57488926

>>57488908
I think those immigrants that they gave jobs to can, and it seems like they're working hard to earn their keep based on earnings.

>> No.57488925

>>57488882

US recession probability at 62%

https://ycharts.com/indicators/us_recession_probability

>> No.57488927

I have $3000 to invest. Recommend a good value stock or ETF for me. I want good value so don't recommend any of the ponzi7 stocks.

>> No.57488928
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57488928

The guy who’s gonna make the spy go to 5 (thousand)

>> No.57488934

>>57488852
>History is written by the victors
lol. about. Most of the names didn't do fuck all, and in most cases spent their entire existence terrified they were about to get got.

>> No.57488939

>>57488927
There is no value in this market

>> No.57488942
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I think I know why AMZN is pumping today

>> No.57488945

>>57488926
Those immigrants overcrowding cheap housing contributes to the problem of our native young workforce being unable to afford an apartment. They're driving wages down and rents up. They need to go home.

>> No.57488953

>>57488924
vix is a volatility index, volatility is also big when things get more green than usual, its not always about red days. volatility is low during a crab phase.

>> No.57488956

>>57488852
History is constantly rewritten and refined each generation to cater to whatever the current narrative is

>> No.57488957

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!!!

>> No.57488959

>>57488919
> Past performance is no guarantee of future results

>> No.57488961
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57488961

everytime I look away the market goes red.

>> No.57488962

>>57488927
SQQQ

>> No.57488963

>>57488945
without mass migration we enter secular decline and our stock market stops pumping and compound number oligarchism ends and we all die poor. Is that what you want?

>> No.57488966

Can someone explain to me how we have confirmed that the Chinese are attempting to hack all of our critical infrastructure and somehow nobody gives a fuck and nobody

>> No.57488969

>>57488939
It doesn't have to be in the US. I already invested $4000 in China, so preferably no Chinese stocks either.

>> No.57488971

>>57488927
>value

In order for the market to reach equilibrium it will need your 3000$, my 3000$ and every other 3000$ that can be mustered tangibly. This may service our debt for the remainder of the physical year. Though we cannot be certain just yet.

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>>57488882
>>57488882
>>57488928
Biden is committing perjury by forcing the BLS to falsify CPI inflation data. This also gives the appearance of artificially inflated GDP and corporate earnings growth while real prices continue to massively inflate. Biden is a crook and a career criminal who is undermining trust in the US government to save his own administration's failed economic policies. "Bidenomics" means lying about the economy.

>> No.57488973

>>57488966
stonk go u p

>> No.57488975

>>57488953
Put/call index is going up too. Big boys are hedging. Don't say you weren't warned

>> No.57488979
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>>57488918
>you are now aware that the people in charge of handling trillions of dollars are using data that is little better than junk to make decisions affecting over 300 million people
yes
>>57488924
yes

>> No.57488983

>>57488864
>employers have been actively discriminating against white workers
DEI gained steam under obama lol, you are mentally broken if you think it has anything to do with biden. only think you should pin on the current regime is the number of work visas given out.

>> No.57488984

>>57488953
I don't care about vix, I care about actual volatility. the market continually ratcheting upwards is not volatile. the market crabbing is not volatile. I don't care if the market ends up higher or lower as long as there's decent, tradeable swings in between

>> No.57488985

>>57488972
Is he okay?

>> No.57488986

>>57488972
Gonna need evidence for that malarkey, chief.

>> No.57488989

>>57488945
>>57488945
And they won't because you've been conditioned to believe you just solved something. You need to train yourself to uphold lawful jurisdiction. That's the only chance your people still hold. It's the one thing that the faggots in DC absolutely work night and day to stomp out, because it's the one thing that could make them pay justice to their thefts.

Have children of your own as well, don't let the excuse that you don't have enough keep you from having kids. Take welfare if you can't cover them, but always take it knowing that you're teaching your children to live in spite of those who want them on welfare, not because there is welfare to take.
>>57488963
>blather about hypothesis that has nothing to do with my neighbors sleeping in tents after being dispossessed by land tax.

>> No.57488990

>>57488972
OH SHIT??? IS HE DEAD???? FUCK GUYS THIS ISN'T GOOD!!! IF WE GET PRESIDENT KARMELLA WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED!!!!

>> No.57488991
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57488991

luv cigna
luv jap stocks
simple as

>> No.57488992

when did /smg/ become /pol/?

>> No.57488993

>>57488963
I'd rather be Japan than India/Africa

Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world

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57488996

>>57488919

orly

>> No.57488997

>>57488802
Anon, have you seen the stock market? I for one, am ridin with Biden.

>> No.57488999

>>57488764
Sold at $3.54. I love TSLA.

>> No.57489000

>>57488999
Good job anon. Withdraw some of these profits and stick them into something safer.

>> No.57489001

>>57488966
>Chinese are attempting to hack
Sounds like another job for AI. BUY BUY BUY.

>> No.57489002

>>57488969
Good choice. Chinese stocks have low P/E rations so they must be good investments.

>> No.57489003
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I HATE the stock market.

>> No.57489005

>>57488992
When the smgers figured out who runs the casino. Everyone is /pol

>> No.57489006

>>57488991
How's your whitetrashfolio today, Undertaker?

>> No.57489011

CSCO flat for 3 months.
These stupid market makers will only push up mag7 stocks.

>> No.57489015

>>57488963

Most of the stock market is owned by rich. Would you rather be able to buy a big house for $200000 or stock market go up 10% a year?

>> No.57489017
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>>57488919
look back longer than 5 years for once

>> No.57489018

>>57488989
i dont care about your neighbors i just want the green line to go up
>>57488993
let's settle for none of the above, and just be america

>> No.57489019

>>57488972
rip jib bidde

>> No.57489024

>>57488992
When it was a crypto /g/ containment thread.

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>>57488986
Look at the in-store prices. The official CPI numbers are a bald faced lie.

>>57488992
/biz/ is the sister board of /pol/ you fucking NIGGER

>>57488997
Your portfolio is going down in real ter!s, faggot.

>> No.57489033

i know its chump change to you guys but missed out on an extra $1000 in gains cause i didn't imagine nvda would pop like it did today. hopefully it cool off a bit so i can get back in. shit is crazy.

>> No.57489040

>>57489033
>so i can get back in
>selling
>ever

>> No.57489045

>>57489025
WTF is wrong with biden? is he a biological android?

>> No.57489049

>>57488802
the last president for the people was JFK and he got his head split for trying to free the american people from the jewish usury of the federal reserve bank.

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>>57489006

>> No.57489063

Oil is out of business

>> No.57489064

>>57489054
Badass

>> No.57489068

>>57488991
cigna balls lmao got em

>> No.57489069

>>57489045
cloning old people is hard and comes with lots of side effects. some months you just get a bad clone.

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>>57489054
Meanwhile, in the good ol' U S of A

>> No.57489086

next
>>57489056
>>57489056
>>57489056
>>57489056

>> No.57489088

>>57489045
>rotating slue of actors portraying a dead man

I don't know. He has seemed under the weather.

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>>57488966
>confirmed
Yeah confirmed like Saddam Hussein's nuclear weapons. You know what I'm saying?

>> No.57489091

>>57489025
Things like that webm scare the fuck out of me. I've seen that blank old-man stare and vacant smile time and time again in nursing homes. Absolutely fucking terrifying.

>> No.57489097

so where the fuck is the top?

>> No.57489099

>>57489003
You could always start your own business. That has like a 80% failure rate.

>> No.57489105

>>57489086
Isn't it to early?

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>>57489086
>>57489086
>>57489086

>> No.57489116
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57489116

Sell small caps NOW.

>> No.57489117

>>57489105
Cause op was dumb and forget the thread title. So people can't find smg.

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57489118

>>57489054
>>57489079
Don't count your chickens bros.
Sour hour can rip away the gains in a blink of an eye.
Vanguard Mega Cap Growth all day though

>> No.57489122

>>57489086
stfu

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>>57488966
Checked. And it will be whoever it needs to be whenever we need them to. It will unfortunately coincide with a substantial collapse (contained of course) of some portions of our financial system, this all stemming from the attack of course. Our infrastructure is very necessary for governing and financing.

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57489161

So, anon, have you considered buying stocks that go up?

>> No.57489162

I'm posting in this bread. Because while it's a bad bake, it's still the real bread. All other breads are fake breads.

>> No.57489169

>>57489045
Senility

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57489186

>>57489161
I am currently doing business with a stocks that go up, yes.

>> No.57489193

>>57489131
Of course we were going to pay back that unaccounted for $2 trillion dollars but china hacked us so we don't have all the receipts anymore :^) ooopsie

>> No.57489210

>>57488999
>>57489000
imagine abandoning the thread that achieved this back to back trips. no one even checked. sad.

>> No.57489229
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57489229

Almost 300k anon, did you make it yet?

>> No.57489235

>>57489210
witnessed

>> No.57489236

>>57488700
every general is a scam

>> No.57489329

This is the canon SMG. Any other SMG is out of canon.

>> No.57489334

Zucc became based
What a turnaround story
Elon on the other hand

>> No.57489337

>>57488700
Should I buy GM?

>> No.57489346

is this the real thread? or is >>57489056
the real thread?

>> No.57489359

>>57489346
This is the real thread. No SMG title when OP baked and then these idiots decided to start spamming other threads.

>> No.57489376

>>57489359
well now the whole fucking thing is all fucked up because these fucking bakers are retarded, i'm gonna call it a week, see you all next week.

>> No.57489389

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Have a good weekend anon! I might do the same and call it a day.