/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57487660]

Ridin' w/ Biden edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previous: >>57486391

[Anonymous No.57487672]

>>57487660
AMAZON TO THE MOON!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57487674]

>5 editions of /smg/

These threads are getting wild.

[Anonymous No.57487676]

Squire, why are we pumping? I demand an explanation

[Anonymous No.57487679]

>>57487660
When will polcel losers accept that they've already lost the election? This is the best economy we've seen in decades. The average American has seen such an increase in their quality of life. I love Biden.

[Anonymous No.57487683]

>>57487651
that's nothing, I blew $500 on a funny heavy cube

[Anonymous No.57487689]

Ummmm... Does the market know there are no cuts in March? Hello?

[Anonymous No.57487690]

>>57487679
Wouldn't be so sure about that with your border drama. Not my problem, I'm EU. But that being this out of control doesn't look good.

[Anonymous No.57487691]

>>57487679
We stopped caring about voting or the US after 2020. It's obvious there's no country here and every groups just going to loot what they can from the corpse.

[Anonymous No.57487692]

>>57487683
Based cenobite summoner

[Anonymous No.57487703]

Best uranium stocks?

[Anonymous No.57487704]

>>57487517
>retard
Why?

[Anonymous No.57487714]

/smg/ bros I bought 5 SPY 470 Dec 24 calls back in november. Currently 60% up, should I let it ride or cash in?

I knew the fed was going to signal rate cuts but I wasn't expecting such a rally

[Anonymous No.57487722]

>>57487672
How do they ensure they are correctly grabbing their own purchased packages?

[Anonymous No.57487724]

say it with me, frens
>SEVERAL
>SIGMA
>BEAT

[Anonymous No.57487736]

>>57487679
Wtf Jews why is it not a white women, y'all are slacking?

[Anonymous No.57487739]

>>57487690
There's nothing wrong with a more diverse population. It solves our age-related demographic crisis too. Immigration is good for a capitalist society.
>>57487691
That's not true. You're just an obvious racist.

[Anonymous No.57487738]

>>57487714
personally I would let it ride until March, then sell before FOMC to cash in on high IV in case rate cuts don't come

[Anonymous No.57487746]

>>57487676
Because line go up, haha

[Anonymous No.57487754]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57487755]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M G-GONNA POOOOOOOMP!!!!

[Anonymous No.57487757]

price again today looks like the chad new paradigm

[Anonymous No.57487761]

SPX wants 5000pts.
Should be obvious.

[Anonymous No.57487762]

>>57487724
>even if it means destroying what little credibility the government reporting agencies have left

[Anonymous No.57487764]

>>57487739
>diverse population
>most of the global population is nonwhite
How much more diverse is sustainable?

[Anonymous No.57487766]

>>57487739
I'm not one of those guys who says somebody looks like a jew, but she sure looks like one. Looks like Abby (Shapiro's sister).

I'm also not really white. Somebody even thought I was from Israel.

[Anonymous No.57487770]

>>57487739
>>57487679
All hail King Biden!

[Anonymous No.57487771]

>>57487754
Wow MSFT is unstoppable.
I guess Bill Gates did a really good job.

[Anonymous No.57487772]

>>57487683
Thats a nice cube

[Anonymous No.57487773]

What the fuck is pumping the market? I'm a bull but still getting heemed LMT, MCD, GOOG, RKLB

[Anonymous No.57487777]

>>57487739
A capitalist society thrives on innovation. If you dumb down your population, there will be no more innovations because people will be too stupid, thus killing your capitalist society.

[Anonymous No.57487784]

>>57487689
If line go up 100% of the time, the actual economy doesn't matter. Finance is just as real as btc

[Anonymous No.57487786]

I just keep buying and it keeps just going up!

[Anonymous No.57487789]

I wouldn't care about the pumping if we actually had two-way action. This has no volatility whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.57487790]

>>57487773
>What the fuck is pumping the market?
the market

[Anonymous No.57487794]

>>57487766
This is basically what everyones wife does in high school and college before settling down. Anyone who gets married, remember, this is what they did before you. Now go and buy a 30,000 dollar ring and get on one knee and beg the blown out roastie to marry you. KEK

[Anonymous No.57487799]

>>57487771
Of course. Basically, be bullish on anything that conservacuck poltards hate. Just inverse their idiocy and you win every single time.

[Anonymous No.57487801]

>>57487773
looking at my own portfolio, MSFT, AMZN, NVDA, META are all pumping
imagine still not owning NVDA in current year

[Anonymous No.57487804]

>Me with my META gains

[Anonymous No.57487805]

>>57487739
bros, why is he kissing a wild animal? it´s not fair, it should have been me.

[Anonymous No.57487812]

>>57487794
Yep. Literally every single white zoomer girl has had sex with a handsome black man. Multiple, if we're being realistic. It's so sad that insecure little chuds let it bother them so much.

[Anonymous No.57487815]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SHORT THE DAX WHEN IT IS DOWN UNLIKE THE S&P. I CAN'T TELL IF EU FAGGOTS ARE GONNA PUMP ON EU OPEN TO CATCH UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57487817]

Just bought META after trying to short it. Lets see if it flips

[Anonymous No.57487818]

Jesus I love you
Jesus I trust you
Jesus son of the living god, have mercy on me

[Anonymous No.57487822]

>>57487812
Not saying its necessarily a black man....its just many men before you were already there kek.

[Anonymous No.57487826]

>>57487722
>why are they grabbing what seem to be random boxes?
African genetic adaptation in the fingertips. Fingers on the item means immediate read of rights of ownership, as well as immediate option to revoke all previous ownership rights. You're probably not built to have that trait, because you're not african, but there are prisons where some can learn that skill from the african monks who dwell in austerity for posterity. They accept living spartan lifestyle knowing that their powers in the world would upset the balance of ownership rights, so they selflessly hide away.

Otherwise, you just need to be more accepting or tolerant and enjoy the diversity.

TSLA, because even indirectly getting certain people off this planet may be the only way anyone survives. And it's probably not whom you think.

[Anonymous No.57487830]

>>57487724
My wages haven't been surging

[Anonymous No.57487832]

>>57487812
>>57487794
you fags only let it bother you because you have a lower body count than them, it´s almost as if you are all women yourselves.

[Anonymous No.57487833]

>>57487815
I heard Europe is going out of business

[Anonymous No.57487835]

>>57487762
zh has been saying that since the beginning of time.
>everything is fake except the shit that we report

[Anonymous No.57487836]

The market may actually pump til march FOMC and only if Powell actually won't cut start dumping again

[Anonymous No.57487839]

I held SQQQ since 29
I’m a retard

[Anonymous No.57487844]

>>57487833
I heard Europe isn't even real

[Anonymous No.57487847]

>>57487757
i couldn't find that picture.
do you have it on hand? can you post it?

[Anonymous No.57487848]

>>57487839
I've held QLD since 39
I'm a genius

[Anonymous No.57487850]

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy black bobos. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

[Anonymous No.57487851]

>>57487683
Still more valuable then fortnite emote.
You can slug that thing at people

[Anonymous No.57487861]

may rate cuts being priced OUT of the market today. FUCK IT WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.57487870]

>Capitalism is good
>Capitalism means free market, competition (low prices), advancement, innovation, free thoughts,

>AI
>restricted
>morals of creator
>megacap monopolies

[Anonymous No.57487871]

Short tech companies
Piss on the servers
Shit in the server room
EMP the data center
Exile the AI posters
Obliterate the tech nerd
Bully the vc scammer
Return to dirt
Destroy the chip factories, grow vegetables on their land
Replace the digital money scam with precious metals
Burn the programming books

[Anonymous No.57487872]

What are you doing wrong, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57487873]

\o/

[Anonymous No.57487877]

>>57487826
Kek

[Anonymous No.57487881]

Bogs are in Heaven
All's right with the world.

[Anonymous No.57487883]

>>57487851
The pain and suffering of other people is not comparable to the joy and happiness of my nephew.

[Anonymous No.57487884]

>>57487739
>what kind of cuck saves this

How big is this folder ((anon)) ?

[Anonymous No.57487890]

>>57487872
I dont have a 401k. I just threw it into the stock market instead. I'm 29.

[Anonymous No.57487892]

>>57487660
Anons, is it time to admit that Bidenomics just works?

[Anonymous No.57487893]

SHIT AND PISS IS POOMPING OUT OF CONTROL WHAT IS GOING ON AAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57487897]

>>57487847

[Anonymous No.57487899]

I missed out on all the tech pumps...should I put 30k into tesla and hope for the best for a year

[Anonymous No.57487900]

>>57487773
trillions of money offsides
we keep pumping until bad jobs data

[Anonymous No.57487901]

The fact that these stocks that are a trillion dollars go up like shitcoins is so sketchy

[Anonymous No.57487907]

>>57487872
I didn't have discipline back in 20-21 and had a lot of realized losses, so I have a lot of ground to make up
thankfully I'm less dumb nowadays

[Anonymous No.57487910]

>>57487817K
Kek, it did. Like clockwork. Sorry META baggies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57487911]

>>57487872
I bought Kirkland's $KIRK in November after trying some of their products at Costco and i'm only up 50%. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.57487916]

>>57487826
8.5/10

[Anonymous No.57487918]

>bought amazog right at the top
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57487919]

>>57487679
This but unironically. Biden has genuinly been a really good president so far and if I were American I would 100% vote for him.

[Anonymous No.57487920]

>>57487801
I do not understand the META pump. Like, at all. Their product and services were a colossal flop. They lost a shitton of money. But now their stock is going UP because they vacated office space, fired a shitton of people, and started buying back their own stock? I mean don't get me wrong. It's nice to see people who own the stock making a little bit of money. It just makes no sense to me is all.

[Anonymous No.57487926]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57487927]

Mumu?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57487928]

>>57487919
>implying you need to be an American to vote for him

[Anonymous No.57487929]

>>57487920
they stopped wasting money on trash and started wasting money on shareholders

[Anonymous No.57487933]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.57487934]

WORLD ENDING?

[Anonymous No.57487935]

[Anonymous No.57487939]

>>57487920
they are basically a govt branch now. plus with election year money laundering I wouldn't bet against them.

[Anonymous No.57487942]

>>57487926
finally some healing

[Anonymous No.57487941]

doombull time. They didn't mean for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.57487944]

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
WAS
THAT
MAKE IT GO BACK UP JEROME PLEASE GOD PLEASE

[Anonymous No.57487948]

What the heck

[Anonymous No.57487950]

PISSIN
N
SHITTIN

[Anonymous No.57487953]

WTF WAS THAT???? Jerome!!! Printer!!! Now!!!

[Anonymous No.57487958]

aha

[Anonymous No.57487964]

>>57487900
>trillions of money offsides

people always say this but it's a nothingburger when you compare to equities
all it proves is that inflation was real because there's more dollars everywhere

[Anonymous No.57487968]

QQQ up 1.45% and bobos getting excited?

[Anonymous No.57487972]

Anybody else think Tesla is a reasonable call? Yes I saw the recall reports.

[Anonymous No.57487980]

>>57487941
Literally because I BOUGHT 2 shares of META after having shorted it all day. I know sold and re-shorted and thats why it stopped dumping again.

[Anonymous No.57487981]

>vague faggot.
They trap both ways so you can fuck the side that takes the bigger bite. I prefer not to lead people on wherever you are midwit.

[Anonymous No.57487982]

It's so fucking Jerover......

[Anonymous No.57487986]

>>57487739
TFW you might have sex occasionally, but will never feel this type of raw, pure, animalistic lust from a woman.

[Anonymous No.57487987]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57487990]

better buy a $500 share of kikebook so I can get that $0.50 dividend payout.

[Anonymous No.57487998]

>>57487980
Why does this happen more often than it should ? It can't all be our biases.

[Anonymous No.57488001]

>>57487755
This post marked the generational top.

[Anonymous No.57488010]

Why are so many people not willing to share their knowledge in a field they're good in? In finance, fitness, IT, cars etc. it doesn't matter, everyone brags about how good they are but when you ask for advice they're spewing out the most useless vague shit avoiding to give a straight answer to a question. Best example was a fit coworker talking 24/7 about building muscle and working out. When I asked him for a simple workout routine for beginners he went like "uuuh umm well you just gotta do what feels best", or the other coworker bragging about the performance of his stocks "umm well yeah you just gotta dig deep and you'll find the gems"

fuck off
I feel like nobody has any clue what they're talking about

[Anonymous No.57488014]

>>57487998
I dont know. Thats why I cant go long in anything, it will just tank. I am on the sidelines for god knows how long so its just crabbing upwards. Im literally the wojack

[Anonymous No.57488017]

CAN WE SMUGGLE SOME BUYERS ACROSS THE FUCKING BORDER ?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.57488018]

what the fuck was that...

[Anonymous No.57488020]

>>57488010
>work
>for free

[Anonymous No.57488027]

Still 2 more days to cope with my calls
Fuck this bullshit im going to sleep

[Anonymous No.57488028]

>>57488010
>asks for help
>criticizes what help there is
>insults our intelligence insinuating we're idiots

No clue why no one would help you bro. Keep yah head up kang.

[Anonymous No.57488029]

>>57488010
>I feel like nobody has any clue what they're talking about
mostly correct.
everybody thinks he's a genius during a bull market.
everybody also has convinced themselves to be a genius by now since the bull market has been going on for about 50 years straight.

[Anonymous No.57488030]

>>57487660
If pennystocks (and memestocks in general) always dump after pumping, doesn't that mean it's basically free money to short whichever is pumping atm? Or am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.57488031]

>>57488010
because when someone takes your advice and fucks up the execution they either
1. blame you and try to get you to take responsibility
2. ask you again and again and again for more advice instead of fucking off

[Anonymous No.57488032]

>>57487998
Human psychology is priced in
only way to beat it is to flip a coin or roll a die on what stocks to buy today

[Anonymous No.57488036]

>>57488010
I do share my thoughts, people just expect the worst from me, I can't really change the way I look.

[Anonymous No.57488039]

>>57488018
the jannie applications can't open soon enough.
this is financial advice, because when you lot are IP range banned you won't be getting any.

[Anonymous No.57488041]

Sold microsoft at the top. See you next week folks.

[Anonymous No.57488043]

>>57487920
Without giving you my entire thesis you need to understand that for as long as Elon owns Twitter/X, there is a natural buyer for Meta at all levels.

[Anonymous No.57488046]

>>57488030
>always dump after pumping
k.
how do you know when the pump is over?
what if you short and it just keeps pumping and you get margin called

[Anonymous No.57488052]

>>57487939
>private business with weird white billionaire
>necessary part of government
top signal

[Anonymous No.57488054]

>>57488010
>IT
I always do and people tell me "that's really confusing" and then ignore it. Oh well, I'm sorry you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.57488058]

the gme raider is raiding smg now kek baggies enjoy your 5 smg generals

[Anonymous No.57488060]

>>57487883
That's because you and your nephew have never felt the joy of slugging someone in the face with a metal object.

[Anonymous No.57488061]

>>57488010
Most subject masters don’t like to share their views because then they feel like they are liable when someone inevitably messes up.

[Anonymous No.57488064]

>>57488030
>Anon discovers RSI

[Anonymous No.57488070]

>>57488058
shitcoins finally died such that the catalogue isnt' emptying. some Jannie or the BTC going ETF has finally ended the Poojet spam.
most of those /smg/ are past bump limit, they're just not being sent to page 9.
bout freaking time.

[Anonymous No.57488076]

>>57488061
Socrates point this out in Plato’s dialogues. People don’t want to accept moral responsibility for their actions. Hence why he expressly denies being a teacher in Apology, Georgias, Meno, etc.

[Anonymous No.57488088]

>>57488010
Might be the way you ask them, or maybe they're insecure

[Anonymous No.57488089]

>>57487899
Bad year from e-cuck vehicles. Ford, Chrysler and GM are pulling back from their E-vehicle projects.

[Anonymous No.57488091]

>+20% on a FAANG company in 1 day

lol

[Anonymous No.57488093]

>>57488030
Never short small caps.
They can go to the moon and you can have unlimited losses and your broker liquidates you.
And the borrow fee to short small caps (60%+) doesn't even make it worth it.

[Anonymous No.57488094]

>25 point dump in 2 minutes
>algobots still stonking it upwards regardless
I hate these fucking jews so much.

[Anonymous No.57488098]

>we're recovering
phew...

[Anonymous No.57488101]

sorry for the glitch back to pumping

[Anonymous No.57488104]

This game is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57488106]

>>57488091
You can't stop the FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.57488108]

Markets are healing

[Anonymous No.57488110]

>>57488010
Draw lines where stocks:
bounce
hit resistance
Extend them into the future (along the x axis) on their current trajectory.

When price approaches that line make a prediction. Write it down or buy an FD. Buy more than one so you can sate greed with that or those extra contracts. Picrel. Start and be disciplined. Listen more than you shitpost and look at charts every night. Good luck you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.57488111]

>>57488091
and 4week put options start at $2k.
this is not money laundering, you are not seeing Mossad move funds.
This is normal stock movements.

[Anonymous No.57488114]

>incel bastards didn’t mean 20k in 0dte calls.

Lmao, tell your single moms hi for me!

[Anonymous No.57488117]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.57488124]

>>57488117
This goose had to lay another trillion dollar coin. Eat up goys.

[Anonymous No.57488128]

>>57488104
Don't hate the game, hate the player

[Anonymous No.57488129]

This is absurd

[Anonymous No.57488132]

>Job market still going strong
>upward revisions to prev months
>GDP up
>chances for rate cuts anytime soon pretty much gone
Why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.57488135]

>>57488030
Yeah, just time the market. Simple as

[Anonymous No.57488147]

>>57488132
did you not see the jobs report? the economy is booming

[Anonymous No.57488151]

>>57488132
Is Mining and Logging going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57488158]

Bidens gonna win the election at this rate lmao. I can't even remember the inflation. Wasn't it caused by the orange man anyway?

[Anonymous No.57488160]

Oil.

[Anonymous No.57488162]

What are /smg/'s TQQQ and SOXL predictions? How high is this thing gonna go?

[Anonymous No.57488167]

TSLA flew back to $185.

[Anonymous No.57488168]

>>57488132
Rainy season in many places. Often times small loggers have to lay people off during these times. Especially if they can forsee market shenanigans. This all due to attempting to compete with ccp indentured serfs.

[Anonymous No.57488170]

>>57488151
last time you saw a wooden or glass anything?

[Anonymous No.57488172]

i just missed out on potentially $4k extra profit by getting my bussy shaken out early. ah well guess i will have to settle for $1k today. ahhhh shucks

[Anonymous No.57488174]

>>57488129
>absurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAutt16Am3c

[Anonymous No.57488177]

>>57488093
Agreed. Only ever buy long-dated puts on small caps, and only if you have a very strong conviction, because the puts will be expensive.

[Anonymous No.57488181]

>>57488158
Federal Reserve under Trump handed out literal trillions to private businesses and corporations, then blamed inflation on us getting $1200

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57488184]

>>57488010
bro, if you want to be able to give advise , just say it like who ever your talking to already has a understanding what they're trying to learn.

[Anonymous No.57488185]

Is it just me or are there special "schizo" numbers that everyone seems to collectively assert? Like if things pump towards 100, everyone always stops at 99. Or if things head down to 1000, everyone sells at 1001. Nobody follows through with momentum at these "special" values. For example Nvidia an hour ago stopped before hitting 666. Magic numbers.

[Anonymous No.57488189]

>>57488168
and mining is dead as far as an occupation post obama. deep mines are almost nonexistent. surface mines have much reduced cost. Surface accessible mining deposits are available but not worth navigating the red tape unless you have a nepotistic relationship with eastman or some major power production place.

[Anonymous No.57488195]

BROS S&P 5K IS IMMINENT. GET YOUR PARTY HATS READY

[Anonymous No.57488200]

Lol the finviz technical algorithms are flipping out about FSLD.

[Anonymous No.57488201]

Why were the feds job numbers so drastically different from the ADP numbers? Now the fed isn’t gonna cut rates. Where are all these great jobs being added? Or are they McDonald’s type jobs?

[Anonymous No.57488204]

>>57488181
>then blamed inflation on us getting $1200
It's ok to put blame on the consoomer, though.

[Anonymous No.57488205]

>Buy NVIDIA stock at literally any time in existence
>Win massive amounts of money
What's even the point of other stocks

[Anonymous No.57488208]

The folio' doing a lil sum'.

[Anonymous No.57488217]

I can’t believe I was short all year

[Anonymous No.57488215]

>>57488201
It's all McJobs anon. As you can see the market has priced that in.

[Anonymous No.57488216]

>>57488205
you need (((diversification))) goyim

[Anonymous No.57488223]

whats going on with GOOG? why is there 0 price action?

[Anonymous No.57488224]

>Nooo, 7 stocks can't prop up the entire market!
-Crying, gay losers who aren't making any money

[Anonymous No.57488240]

>>57488223
extremely aggressive vix crush from central banks and the USA government combined with MM cuckery on Friday

[Anonymous No.57488242]

>>57488215
Well I’m also sure the market realizes this will delay any rate cuts from the fed. Which fucking sucks. My job at a smaller bank looks increasingly shaky every day

[Anonymous No.57488245]

>>57488223
they only made 700 brapzillion dollars which was only 500 gazillion dollars above the expected 494 gorillian dollars, so now it's over for them

[Anonymous No.57488253]

How do I start a company like CGEM that has millions in makretcap and never actually sells anything?
Also lol. The jannies warned me that talking about 2020 belongs on /x/.

[Anonymous No.57488254]

>>57488223
People remembered they're run by a jeet and have no vision, direction or actual clue what they're doing

[Anonymous No.57488256]

>>57488242
The fed isn't really part of the government. I doubt they believe those numbers.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57488260]

>SPY up 1%
>SSO up 1.9%
Can it really be this easy?

[Anonymous No.57488262]

>>57488010
my dad, despite not really being an expert for most things he is asked about goes on and on and on about what people should do or how they should handle a problem. in my experience experts dont say too much not because they want to hide information from you, but because:
>it takes work/effort to give you good advice, people dont give away their expertise for free
>if you fuck up or they fuck up they are on the hook for the advice they gave you
>they understand what you are asking is extremely complicated and dont want to bother having another help vampire (re: you) constantly asking them for shit

case in point, you asked for workout advice. the guy doesnt know anything about you, what your goals are, and there are hundreds of videos and books out there for you to get started. you didnt ask this guy a specific or simple question, and a gym rat may have no knowledge about what specific routine would help some random guy out.

[Anonymous No.57488263]

And just like that, the dump is erased.

[Anonymous No.57488264]

>>57488224
your 7 stocks dont prop up the entire market and being green once every blue moon doesnt give you the authority to speak like that. matter fact your overly aggressive insult shows that you lose money most of the time and now, the one time that you are green, you open your mouth and get feisty.

chud.

[Anonymous No.57488272]

>>57488010
You sound like me trying to get information about HAM radios. All I get from people is blustering noise and recommendations to invest in the top of the line equipment. I gave up. When society collapses I'll resort to smoke signals I reckon.

[Anonymous No.57488273]

I glanced at my portfolio a couple of minutes ago and I was down -.40% and now I'm up 1.60%. What the fuck is even going on today

[Anonymous No.57488275]

>>57488217
>I can’t believe I was short all year
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.57488277]

>>57488256
They do, and it's real. I can't deny it anymore, anons, Bidenomics just works.

[Anonymous No.57488280]

pic is literally me, I invested too much on NVDS and I only averaging down now
I'm at -47.44%

If I had bought NVDA when I when I started to buy NVDS I would have made 100%+

What do I do?

[Anonymous No.57488286]

>>57488223
googs integration with spooks has them impervious to gentile perturbations in the matrix.

[Anonymous No.57488288]

>>57488264
Don't worry, I'm sure "natural price discovery" will happen and these valuations will "come back down to earth". Maybe in a couple decades.

[Anonymous No.57488301]

this is peak clown world

[Anonymous No.57488305]

>>57488277
It's funny that we call it Bidenomics. Biden sucks but it's all the fed. They are destroying our country.

Recessions are a natural part of the economic cycle and messing with interest rates only makes things worse. How do they not see this?

[Anonymous No.57488308]

>>57488280
double down it's bound to reverse any day now

[Anonymous No.57488309]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.57488312]

>>57488273
What's your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57488316]

>>57488288
Until people start taking out their money from 401ks and become more skeptical in index funds, they are going to keep pouring money in and P/E no longer is a valid metric for most tech stocks. Infinite money print, except it's not through taxpayers and Fed, but from direct contributions from wages.

[Anonymous No.57488319]

>>57487676
Doom bull. Also the holy tech bubblers produced good enough earns.

[Anonymous No.57488321]

>>57488010
>or the other coworker bragging about the performance of his stocks "umm well yeah you just gotta dig deep and you'll find the gems"
Because finance is unironically 90% gut feeling

[Anonymous No.57488323]

>>57488280
Take the haircut and start buying stocks instead of scam bear etfs.

[Anonymous No.57488330]

I am down 1% and I'm entirely long. This feels awful.

[Anonymous No.57488335]

>>57488316
>Until people start taking out their money from 401ks and become more skeptical in index funds
That's when we amnesty illegals, have them take two jobs, and auto-enroll them in 401ks (or hike payroll taxes to prop things up with government spending and lower bond yields)

[Anonymous No.57488339]

>>57488224
nervous bull

[Anonymous No.57488357]

Did anyone notice that Zuck built himself a thick neck? That or his body double has a glaring flaw.
His neck is so thick he looks like a pinhead.

[Anonymous No.57488359]

>>57488185
>Nvidia an hour ago stopped before hitting 666. Magic numbers.
Same bullshit was happening to eli lilly. I'm not touching those numbers. I'm not a superstitious person but I'll put 5 on it just in case.

[Anonymous No.57488369]

zuck is the greatest tech CEO debate me

[Anonymous No.57488372]

>>57488357
hes been training instensely lately.

[Anonymous No.57488374]

America.

[Anonymous No.57488377]

>>57488369
If we're data dependent, today proves that he is, and that Bidenomics works.

[Anonymous No.57488379]

>every downward impulse immediately has a dozen permacattle faggots swarming in to buy it
>net result: pinned
fucking tiresome. just let the move happen and buy it lower, instead of doing the MMs work for them

[Anonymous No.57488382]

>>57488357
next wife soon

[Anonymous No.57488384]

>>57488316
We will look back one day and say that Jack Bogle was one of the most evil men to ever walk the planet, and that era that he ushered in of passive investing is responsible for most of the ills plaguing the west.

[Anonymous No.57488385]

>>57488369
>debate me
he isn't

[Anonymous No.57488386]

We will be back with your regularly scheduled pump momentarily.

[Anonymous No.57488387]

>>57488372
achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.57488391]

AAAAAAAAAH I JUST BOUGHT THE TOP

Holy fuck, I was warned for >>57487690

[Anonymous No.57488395]

Are the Zucks the Musks, the Bezos the Rockerfellers, the Fords etc of our time?

[Anonymous No.57488400]

>>57488395
Undoubtedly.

[Anonymous No.57488403]

>>57488387
Yeah no problem

[Anonymous No.57488404]

>>57488372
Quite based, ngl.

[Anonymous No.57488405]

>>57488369
For me it’s George Kurtz

[Anonymous No.57488411]

>>57488391
Some gay spic ended up moderating the board I guess. I got warned too.

[Anonymous No.57488414]

>>57488387
his skin tone stayed the same and he doesnt have overly pronounced shoulders and veins, so yes

[Anonymous No.57488417]

>>57487762
never listen to zerohedge
most of the jobs are part-time and/or government bullshit, but it doesn't matter, never listen to zerohedge

[Anonymous No.57488426]

>>57488369
Everything he has ever done has been benefactory to some intel agency, likely foreign. His platform was bloated code from the start, his profit method is less than honest, his history is repression, and his interests are unnatural.
>>57488372
stuck with a tiny rib-cage, but his endurance is a huge plus when you have to flee a bigger guy.
>>57488385
that's not a debate, that's an argument.
>>57488395
imo just a set of Tel Aviv structured jackals who also happen to provide stuff you think you need.

[Anonymous No.57488429]

>>57488224
Kek gottem

[Anonymous No.57488436]

>>57488387
easily

[Anonymous No.57488438]

>>57488417
I would be so rich right now if I never found that shitty site. ZeroHedge is a midwit trap. Permabears are necessarily midwits. Both the retards and the geniuses know that number always go up.

[Anonymous No.57488440]

>>57488405
>>57488369

Gotta be TMilt for me.

[Anonymous No.57488445]

its 13:30 on friday, you are playing vidya right anon?

[Anonymous No.57488446]

>>57488417
Argument by incredulity.

[Anonymous No.57488447]

>>57488426
>that's not a debate, that's an argument.
excellent, thanks for admitting defeat and the fact that Cathie Wood is the greatest tech CEO of all time

[Anonymous No.57488451]

>>57488445
I'm shitting liquid

[Anonymous No.57488453]

why is NVDA going down....

[Anonymous No.57488456]

i NEED hot women's asses in my face right now

[Anonymous No.57488457]

>>57488438
correct
>>57488446
see: >>57488280

[Anonymous No.57488459]

>>57488445
No but I gotta get cold beer still for later.

[Anonymous No.57488460]

Technofacism is here and it WILL be televised

[Anonymous No.57488463]

>>57488445
about to fire up some hell let loose when I get home. Blueberries remind me of barrens chat.

[Anonymous No.57488469]

What a fucking week.

If I had only waited a couple of hours on Wednesday I would have made 50% on margin. Instead I just brought even.

Guess I'll masturbate to some degenerate porn to make up for the disappointed

[Anonymous No.57488471]

>>57488469
>Not drinking in shame

[Anonymous No.57488481]

>>57488379
motherfucking come on

[Anonymous No.57488483]

>>57488471
What if he shamefully goons

[Anonymous No.57488484]

NVDA hit 666 and immediately started dropping

[Anonymous No.57488485]

ABRsissies is it actually over?

[Anonymous No.57488490]

>>57488484
forgot pic fuck

[Anonymous No.57488497]

Stock trading advice:
Be jewish

[Anonymous No.57488499]

>>57488445
I'm finishing something at work, then I'm gonna continue my current OpenTTD game and maybe play some more of the Balatro demo

[Anonymous No.57488501]

>>57488453
Because it's been going up for 2 years straight you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.57488507]

>DEAR LAWDY THE NUMBAH OF DA BEAST
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.57488513]

>>57488451
must have bought puts today. many such cases
>>57488459
nice anon, im going to a bar and getting a fish fry tonight with a 10% off coupon
>>57488463
>hell let loose
never heard of this game. Im currently playing Legend of Cuckda, Tearz of da Kangzdom (Tranny Link Edition)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57488517]

>>57488481
Thats a top sign if I ever saw one. (((They))) are slowly liquidating their positions at $666. If you wouldn't buy it at $666, no point in holding it at $666.

[Anonymous No.57488520]

>>57488484
This anon gets it.
It's all about symbolism.
Wait until the normies find out that Satan is AI.

[Anonymous No.57488521]

>>57488453
works on my computer

[Anonymous No.57488522]

I don’t own Facebook, Amazon or Google because I hate what they stand for. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.57488523]

>>57488499
>OpenTTD
this looks comfy

[Anonymous No.57488524]

>>57488513
i am currently buying 10 puts

[Anonymous No.57488526]

>>57488522
Yeah but you've got your principles.

[Anonymous No.57488527]

>>57488507
unironically wall street bigwigs

[Anonymous No.57488533]

I wonder how we'll look back at this period in the stock market. Will we look back and wonder how so many people didn't notice the speculative bubble, or will we wonder how so many people failed to get in on the ground floor of the AI revolution?

[Anonymous No.57488536]

>>57488447
>phone posting can't read ID
faggot, COST has glasses.
>>57488522
Nope, the rest of these dumbasses think they can tinker with satan's toy kits and not get burned.
When they do, if you ask, it will be someone else's fault.

[Anonymous No.57488537]

hilarious

[Anonymous No.57488539]

>>57488522
no, but understand that the money you pay when buying their stocks doesnt go to them, it goes to the seller, which is just some market participant. after an IPO all the stocks get distributed among market participants fast and they trade with each other.
another thing is getting divvies. that money comes directly from the company.

[Anonymous No.57488540]

>>57488185
>>57488490
I always buy and sell at "magic" numbers. Makes me feel like i'm part of the cabal.

[Anonymous No.57488541]

>>57488533
Most likely the former but there is a small chance of the latter...

[Anonymous No.57488542]

>>57488524
i bought 50 calls during that flash dump on SPY and heemed myself outta $5k today. i wasnt willing to let it ride so i exited at the first sign of green on the rebound then it just kept rebounding

[Anonymous No.57488548]

>>57488522
Yes.
and a pedophile

[Anonymous No.57488550]

>>57488522
Having principles in the market is normally a bad idea

[Anonymous No.57488555]

>>57488484
Don´t care, still not selling.

[Anonymous No.57488556]

>>57488542
same, these 10 puts will make it back tho

[Anonymous No.57488559]

>>57488550
sex.

[Anonymous No.57488561]

>>57488522
me too. i also don't play military industrial complex longs

[Anonymous No.57488562]

>>57488536
don't ever (You) me ever again

[Anonymous No.57488564]

>>57488507
>>57488484
>And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark—the name of the beast or the number of its name.

[Anonymous No.57488570]

>>57488550
>if you pay attention to where you put your investments, you're investing in the future in the wrong way
day traders can probably convince themselves they don't have any effect (cover for money laundering). investors really don't get that cover.

[Anonymous No.57488571]

>>57488541
Yeah I'm leaning toward the former as well. AI has improved by leaps and bounds in the past couple years, but it's still nowhere near being able to come up with creative solutions to real-world problems, and no one knows if that's a reachable goal in the short term.

[Anonymous No.57488572]

>>57487826

[Anonymous No.57488574]

i have done nothing but lose to voo for over a year
every single month
im done stock picking

[Anonymous No.57488577]

Just like that, TSLA never saw $182 again.

[Anonymous No.57488578]

>>57488533
It's a bubble 100%
Source: I didn't buy at the "peak" 3 months ago and am coping

[Anonymous No.57488587]

>>57488484
2009 S&P 500 bottom was 666.

[Anonymous No.57488590]

>>57488574
why not just pick good companies?

[Anonymous No.57488593]

>>57488205
>>57488533
We'll look back in 5 years and wonder why we didn't get in on the AI revolution. In 15 years, after all of our tech falls apart due to them being built into giant black boxes with no real underlying logic behind them we'll wonder if making it was worth it while roving bands of bandits take and control the streets after the semi markets fall and wipe out 80% of the US economy leading to the destruction of civilized society.

[Anonymous No.57488598]

>>57488533
The thing is, if everyone put their pension into mag7, we'd all become rich. So regret will probably be the main theme.

[Anonymous No.57488604]

>>57488561
>he doesn't want to profit off the never ending war machine
I can understand not liking big tech for privacy and dystopia reasons, but war drives innovation and is a key part of the human experience. Who doesn't love a little death and destruction every now and then?

[Anonymous No.57488609]

>>57488571
by definition it cannot, because all AI is built upon previous data, and any decisions or insights it makes relies on that previous data. at absolute best it can do an approximation of what has already been done

[Anonymous No.57488611]

>>57488571
Regardless if it does or it doesn't I am keeping a significant portion of my portfolio in semiconductor ETFs. AI or no AI people need semis for everything.

[Anonymous No.57488613]

USA USA

[Anonymous No.57488614]

>>57488522
Checked and no. To assent to evil is to be evil.

[Anonymous No.57488625]

>>57488609
Google has already created a self improving version of Bard that even designs it's own chips/ Tensor cores. Where will this lead? No one can tell for sure. But there is a chance things might really take off - even if it is small. SOXQ is my ticket either way.

[Anonymous No.57488627]

I'm making too much money

[Anonymous No.57488630]

My friend told me all of microchip is taking a pay cut.

[Anonymous No.57488633]

bidens building back better and you’re a maga chud loser insurrectionist. Join the right side of history jack!

[Anonymous No.57488634]

>>57488627
same

[Anonymous No.57488636]

>>57488522
Yes, when you buy stock the company has already made its money from the issuing partner. You're trading with investors, not with the company itself.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57488640]

>>57488611
>people need semi's for everything
I saw the same arguments used to support slavery.

[Anonymous No.57488643]

>>57488537
>>57488481
>MMs don't manipulate the market! that's just a conspiracy theory!

[Anonymous No.57488650]

I bought 10 more puts i cant stop myself

[Anonymous No.57488651]

>>57488627
>>57488634
Its never too soon to think about tax consequences. Making money is a government plot

[Anonymous No.57488653]

>he didn't listen
It's not too late

[Anonymous No.57488661]

>>57488633
I love ridin with Biden

[Anonymous No.57488662]

nearly every stonk I look at is hard pinned. organic

[Anonymous No.57488669]

>>57488662
Cool it

[Anonymous No.57488670]

>>57488598
>>57488522


Look, what we see is just Biden rewarding Zuckerberg and punish Musk, all the ad money is going to threads even though no one use it. What does Meta sell anyway?

[Anonymous No.57488677]

>>57488653
Nice meme lines, the trend broke through your magical support line though

[Anonymous No.57488678]

>>57488633
Your skin isn't worth the chemicals it would cost to tan it.

[Anonymous No.57488681]

>>57488669
why? this is what happens every single friday as the MMs try to kill as many options as possible. there's still stupid people out there who deny this, and their denial is cover that the SEC needs to excuse not going after the market manipulation

[Anonymous No.57488682]

>>57488598
>>57488522

Biden will throw billions of dollar at Musk and Musk will force everyone on facebook/instgram/whatsapp to look at pro-biden ads

[Anonymous No.57488683]

>>57488630
Got any insider info on Nintendo as well?

Just kidding, M8.

Hate Microchip, already shorting those fuckers since January

[Anonymous No.57488686]

>>57488604
war is one thing but stealing money from masses of mouthbreathers to deliberately stoke it for self interest is a bit too much of a niggy behavior for me

[Anonymous No.57488692]

>>57488677

[Anonymous No.57488693]

>>57488681
I repeat

[Anonymous No.57488695]

>>57488640
One is based, the other was prompted by incel freaks.

[Anonymous No.57488702]

>>57488700
>>57488700
>>57488700
new
>>57488700
>>57488700
>>57488700
new

[Anonymous No.57488704]

new ath!

[Anonymous No.57488709]

>>57488681
Perhaps we should sell options on fridays.

[Anonymous No.57488722]

>>57488683
Nah, but looks like he got the news after the earnings call anyways.

[Anonymous No.57488734]

>>57488633
I honestly hope someone takes him out.

[Anonymous No.57488762]

>>57488533
The funny thing is that AI is going to be incredibly deflationary. The only way to keep the charade going is massive money printing and UBI.

[Anonymous No.57488795]

>>57488627
You can always voluntarily donate it to the IRS.

https://www.fiscal.treasury.gov/public/gifts-to-government.html

[Anonymous No.57488818]

>>57488438
le societal decay. le collapse. le smoke signals. le stock up on silver.

[Anonymous No.57488881]

>>57488609
anon this is basically human brains too

[Anonymous No.57489058]

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>>57489056
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[Anonymous No.57489090]

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[Anonymous No.57491065]

Well... this one's dead