/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57485376]

>+353k McJobs edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57483922

[Anonymous No.57485385]

no rate cuts this year

[Anonymous No.57485390]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57485392]

HGHER FOR STRONKGER FOR L OGNGKERK

[Anonymous No.57485404]

no more early baking
no more baking
no more bread

[Anonymous No.57485405]

>>57485390
how long until we start seeing AI pics of TW with pictures of me having my entire head inside her asshole?

[Anonymous No.57485411]

this is hilarious

they updated the way to estimate again

[Anonymous No.57485414]

strong job report = good for stocks

We just keep bussin, mu mu bros

[Anonymous No.57485416]

>>57485404
You will post in early bakes.
You will eat doughy bread.
You will be happy.

[Anonymous No.57485418]

>>57485390
I placed my peepee in some girls mouth looking like that, now it burns a bit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57485419]

>>57485411
HOW LONG ARE THEY GOING TO BE ABLE TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM (((THEY GUYS))) IN THE IVORY TOWERS?????

[Anonymous No.57485428]

>FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!

https://youtu.be/eipuJPgHFZk?t=218

[Anonymous No.57485429]

Happy Groundhog day
Punxsutawney Phil predicted that natgas will go up.

[Anonymous No.57485435]

C'mon now guys, these numbers... lol, lmao even, are they even trying?

[Anonymous No.57485436]

>>57485428
this guys cookin

[Anonymous No.57485438]

>>57485376
Buy norwegian stocks.

[Anonymous No.57485439]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKlOwCNJ3mg

So are we holding?

[Anonymous No.57485442]

>>57485411
>they updated the way to estimate again
How so?

[Anonymous No.57485449]

>>57485390
I can't decide whether I should invest in AI-mania or short it.

[Anonymous No.57485450]

Who’s the guy doing these early bakes? I’d like to have a word with him

[Anonymous No.57485451]

>>57485376
$SCMI. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.57485455]

>>57485429
This nigger word eatin beans!

[Anonymous No.57485456]

>>57485438
I only buy american tech stocks

[Anonymous No.57485457]

>>57485450
Whats up, bucko?

[Anonymous No.57485459]

>>57485414
no it means it won't help cutting rates

[Anonymous No.57485468]

Holy fuck what are those job numbers? kek
How is that even possible with all the layoff news? Are we really going to get "higher forever"?

[Anonymous No.57485470]

>>57485451
Discuss. Lmao

[Anonymous No.57485479]

>the equity premium is less than 0.5%
reminder to not neglect bonds

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57485481]

>>57485468
They're including all the national guard call ups to defend are country from the foreign invasion.

[Anonymous No.57485484]

>>57485468
Part time service wagie jobs and government if I had to guess.

[Anonymous No.57485488]

>>57485459
A weaker report might mean lower interest rates, but right now it seems as if inflation is coming down at a good rate despite a strong labor market. Therefore, I would personally see a continued strong labor market and lower inflation as the best scenario for the stock market. Soft landing achieved :^)

[Anonymous No.57485491]

>>57485479
>bonds
Kek baggies. Bonds are a bigger bubble than stocks.

[Anonymous No.57485492]

>>57485468
>lay off tens of thousands of techbros
>they are all Indians on work visas and are sent back to their country of origin for being jobless curryniggers
>jobless rates unaffected

[Anonymous No.57485496]

Need to redo my portfolio, $75kish in various ETFs now and a fuckton of bitfarms that I'll eventually sell. What do I buy? And also what do I buy monthly in a business account? SSO? I'm in Canada and business dividends get taxed at 50%

[Anonymous No.57485498]

>>57485491
depends on the type

[Anonymous No.57485500]

Are you more intelligent than the average /smg/ger? Then hop on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

[Anonymous No.57485501]

>>57485468
It's actually mistitled
It's supposed to be the "jobbers" report

[Anonymous No.57485505]

>>57485492
Does that include UPS and Citi Group?

[Anonymous No.57485506]

>>57485498
All of them the longer duration the more overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57485508]

>>57485500
I don't mind dividend investing but don't be a fag and link your general. If it dies it dies

[Anonymous No.57485511]

>The US economy added 353K jobs last month, doubling the projected 180K
>unemployment rate held steady at 3.7%
>wage growth unexpectedly accelerated
>US Average Weekly Hours down
Does anybody actually believe this? The US economy has never been this bloody strong? Jobs are bloody everywhere? You have to be a retard not to get a job. Well, bloody good for you USbros. You win.
DXY bigly up. 10Y not much of a response. A slight dip in futures but nothing major. This is ultimately good for the economy which means it's good for stocks.
I still can't get over this ridiculous batch of data. Where are these jobs coming from? And why are people complaining about lack of jobs?

[Anonymous No.57485513]

>>57485508
i know it's fake and all, but imagine the smell of he experienced for that brief second. Surely there must have been a hint of brap?

[Anonymous No.57485521]

>>57485429
>OH MY SOIENCE DID BYD JUST INCREASE IT'S PROFITS BY MORE THAN 80%?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.57485522]

>>57485500
Dividends are only cool for 7 figure folios.
The average 20k$ biztard is better of gambling on small caps. That way maybe some of us can make it.

[Anonymous No.57485532]

>>57485513
Imagine if it were not fake and he was congested on this day... Truly a cauchemar scenario.

[Anonymous No.57485535]

nooo americans are working and consoooming, it's fucking over

[Anonymous No.57485538]

>>57485505
Blacks and women too but I was already convinced though I do like curry.

[Anonymous No.57485539]

>>57485511
>The US economy added 353K jobs last month, doubling the projected 180K
How long until the "173k people left without jobs after massive layoffs" headline?

[Anonymous No.57485542]

>>57485508
Why did he blow a kiss into her asshole bros?

[Anonymous No.57485543]

TOTAL WAGE SPIRAL INFLATION

[Anonymous No.57485546]

>>57485500
based

[Anonymous No.57485547]

>>57485505
Probably not UPS, but maybe Citi Group
I have yet to encounter a bank that has a functioning website or tech services.

[Anonymous No.57485548]

>>57485511
Where are these so-called jobs being created? I know a shitload of tech folks who got laid off last year and they still can't find equivalent work.

[Anonymous No.57485555]

>>57485535
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.57485556]

>>57485542
Why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.57485560]

>>57485548
temporary government or government adjacent jobs I'd guess

[Anonymous No.57485562]

When does NVDA just say fuck it and buy the WEF and NWO?

[Anonymous No.57485565]

>>57485548
>equivalent
it's just people transitioning from one full time to two part time.

[Anonymous No.57485566]

>>57485548
I am making jobs as we speak. These are lucky underwear before you niggers say something.

[Anonymous No.57485568]

I know this has been posted here before but it really must be all those part time jobs in entertainment, health services, and whatnot. I really have no frickin idea where they are creating these jobs.

[Anonymous No.57485569]

>nd the change for December was revised up by
117,000, from +216,000 to +333,000.

[Anonymous No.57485576]

God bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57485582]

>>57485566
Checked and based.

[Anonymous No.57485583]

This is actually insane. The jobs report was double the estimate. This can’t be fucking real

[Anonymous No.57485585]

>>57485566
Based and Bullish.

[Anonymous No.57485586]

>>57485376
I'm 80 percent stocks and 20 percent bonds

[Anonymous No.57485587]

Nasdaq pumps the least and dumps the most

Truly the shit coin of the stock market

[Anonymous No.57485588]

I like todays trap.

[Anonymous No.57485589]

>>57485548
>>57485556
The official report has a breakdown of where the jobs were created you guys.
>Business +74,000
>Healthcare +70,000
>Retail +45,000
>Gov't +36,000
>Social aid +30,000
>Manufacturing +23,000
>Information +15,000 (Film industry +12,000)
>Construction +11,000
>Hospitality +11,000
>Warehouse +5,500

I swear half of /biz/ doesn't even know how to read reports.

[Anonymous No.57485591]

>>57485548
They're all getting recruited for the automatic weapon-armed IRS death squads that were approved a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.57485592]

>>57485583
They're starting to count 4chan janitors as "employed".

[Anonymous No.57485594]

>>57485583
We've been living in a hyperreality since probably the 50's
baseline reality is a meme

[Anonymous No.57485599]

>>57485592
lul

[Anonymous No.57485605]

MUMU EMERGENCY MEETING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhy7JUinlu0

[Anonymous No.57485609]

>>57485583
Guys Guys! Imagine if they revised the report in 60 days by half or maybe even two whole decimal places down... Naahh

[Anonymous No.57485611]

bobos in shambles
imagine if they cut rates in march lmfao
bull market of the century

[Anonymous No.57485616]

>>57485589
Oh I believe people know how to read. It's the content which they are reading that is difficult to believe.
It completely conflicts with the bobo thesis of a weak economy.
Oh you just know they will milk it for all it's worth this year. "Wage growth significantly greater than inflationary rate, Bidenomics wins yet again"

[Anonymous No.57485621]

>>57485449
I love this threads. Just 20 years ago I bet people would think AI would be used to do fake nudes. Little did people know how dysfunctional and dystopian everything would get

[Anonymous No.57485623]

TLT is about to give its gains back now innit

[Anonymous No.57485624]

>>57485588
Vague faggot

[Anonymous No.57485625]

>>57485589
> "Business" = Uber and Doordash that pay minimum age
> "Healthcare" = underpaid lab techs and nurses that pay 2x minimum wage
> "Retail" = Walmart and Target that pay minimum wage
> "Gov't" = military - only thing that actually pays well in this list
> "Social Aid" = welfare programs that pay minimum wage
> "Manufacturing" = warehouse workers making min wage
> "Information" = Sales jobs for IT companies laying off tech workers
> "Construction" = Minimum wage along working with Pedro
> "Hospitality" = Hotel clerks and cleaning ladies to clean up after Jerome
> "Warehouse" = Same thing as manufacturing just listed again.

[Anonymous No.57485628]

>>57485583
The amount of skilled workers will drop off a cliff in two years (no the people jumping the border have 0 skills and can’t even speak English). Companies know if they lay someone off that they’ll lose that person as an employee forever, so we’ll never have a bad jobs report again until America collapses in like 2070

[Anonymous No.57485636]

>>57485625
And yet they all consoooom.

[Anonymous No.57485641]

>>57485628
>no the people jumping the border have 0 skills and can’t even speak English
Military Aged Men. Oh look... found them a job- imagine that.

[Anonymous No.57485643]

>explosive jobs report
>S&P futures fall

[Anonymous No.57485644]

>>57485621
I wrote shitty sci-fi stuff when I was unemployed 16 years ago or so and thought I was pretty smart about what the future would look like
turns out the future got way more batshit than I could imagine

[Anonymous No.57485650]

>>57485644
>I wrote shitty sci-fi stuff when I was unemployed 16 years ago
You should upload it to a website and post a link. I'd read it

[Anonymous No.57485651]

So the markets are dumping because these motherfuckers were expecting a bad jobs report to lower interest rates? They are more interested in creating an asset bubble using cheap credit than the actual economy doing well? Am I reading this right?

[Anonymous No.57485660]

>>57485641
Sending them into the meat grinder with Iran? What else are they gonna do? The US has a skilled workers gap and it’ll only get worse once the much smaller post-2008 generation comes up

[Anonymous No.57485663]

>>57485641
so if there is a world war there will be a bunch of brownies dying and we get to impregnate all their left over women.
>GDPJW
GDP = Jew War

[Anonymous No.57485668]

>>57485636
I am American and I genuinely can't understand how people can afford to conSOOOOMMM so much here

[Anonymous No.57485669]

>>57485651
>So the markets are dumping because these motherfuckers were expecting a bad jobs report to lower interest rates?
Yes
>They are more interested in creating an asset bubble using cheap credit than the actual economy doing well?
Yes
>Am I reading this right?
Yes

[Anonymous No.57485671]

if you aren't buying calls on this dip u hate money

[Anonymous No.57485674]

>>57485623
Nah, just an algorithmic schizo dump. It’s still hovering at support. Full recovery by end of day

[Anonymous No.57485676]

>>57485651
Remember Newfag:

Than the actual economy doing well<ANYTHING PROFITABLE

[Anonymous No.57485678]

Jesus fucking christ I can't believe we're back to this bullshit environment where retarded things like nonfarm payrolls and good earnings cause the market to take a shit all in unison. Nothing is fundamentally different from two weeks ago and yet here we are erasing billions. Oh no, more people have jobs so I better smash that sell button on every semiconductor stock!!!!! Bunch of fucking nonsense

[Anonymous No.57485681]

The rug pull after the election is going to be legendary. Fake ass economy, fake market, it's all fake, gay and rigged. This is a house of cards just waiting to come crashing down. They just won't let it happen until either President Poo Pants gets re-elected or they can blame it on Orange Man.

[Anonymous No.57485683]

>>57485650
appreciate the sentiment, but I deleted pretty much all of it
>>57485651
cheap credit is like opioids for the markets

[Anonymous No.57485684]

>>57485671
It should go up for the next few months, but I don’t think the markets going to be happy when we don’t have any rate cuts, again, in 2024. The actual economy may be fine, but the stock market is going to suffer for it

[Anonymous No.57485687]

>>57485660
>>57485663

oh sweet summer child, how bliss ignorance must be.

[Anonymous No.57485689]

Stop getting jobs!!!!
stop working!!!
start cutting rates!!!

[Anonymous No.57485694]

>>57485668
I urge you to check out Apple's financial report
>apple com/newsroom/pdfs/fy2024-q1/FY24_Q1_Consolidated_Financial_Statements.pdf
Sales in Americas and Europe both up and made up for the downturn in China. So yeah, people simply have too much money. House indices are all ATH and keep going up as well. Assets keep going up. Valuations are higher. Wages going up apparently.
I don't know, man

[Anonymous No.57485696]

>>57485668
because they literally have no savings. They will happily live paycheck to paycheck

[Anonymous No.57485701]

>>57485643
the higher than expected pay increases was the thing that made the futures drop

[Anonymous No.57485706]

Going by the gas station on the corner, RBOB00 is $1.80 in backwardation here.
Also fuck NET. They're fucking captcha doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.57485710]

>>57485668
Living on credit and having like $2 in your checking account right before payday. It's the American Way

[Anonymous No.57485714]

>>57485644
This is just the beginning, you have no idea how fucking weird the world is going to get

[Anonymous No.57485715]

>The labor force participation rate, at 62.5 percent, was unchanged in January, and
the employment-population ratio, at 60.2 percent, was little changed. These measures
showed little or no change over the year. (See table A-1.)

>The number of people not in the labor force who currently want a job, at 5.8
million, was little changed in January. These individuals were not counted as
unemployed because they were not actively looking for work during the 4 weeks
preceding the survey or were unavailable to take a job. (See table A-1.

Am I blind or why can I not find the 5,8 million in the table? Or are they saying it in the text as to say they are not included in the table? lol

[Anonymous No.57485716]

>>57485522
This is a common misconception. A $20k dividend portfolio that receives new contributions over time can help a person retire early. There is no rightful criticism of buying good companies that pay an ever increasing dividend

[Anonymous No.57485717]

If you were going to inherit roughly 30 million by the time you’re 55, would you still passively invest?

[Anonymous No.57485720]

Where are lean hog futures headed?

[Anonymous No.57485723]

>>57485694
wtf europe, retards.

[Anonymous No.57485724]

>>57485694
>>57485696
Are we savers such a rare breed? I can't imagine not having a safety net and happily live below my means just in case shit hits the fan. This would mean the majority of us Americans live paycheck to paycheck. It's just sad.

[Anonymous No.57485726]

>>57485717
depends if I have children

[Anonymous No.57485727]

META easiest short of my life

[Anonymous No.57485730]

>>57485701
>Oh no people have more money than before, that must be bearish!
I just genuinely cannot fucking believe anyone actually goes through this thought process

[Anonymous No.57485735]

>>57485701
>because they literally have no savings. They will happily live paycheck to paycheck
it's not enough for a downtrend reversal, so scoop the dip

[Anonymous No.57485737]

>>57485717
yes but only invest for post dollar world event.

[Anonymous No.57485740]

>>57485714
go on, please enlighten us.

[Anonymous No.57485741]

>>57485724
Something like 95% of Americans can't afford a $500 emergency.

[Anonymous No.57485745]

>>57485720
no where /OJ is heading that's for sure

[Anonymous No.57485747]

>>57485741
Doesnt matter
We are going up, up up and up only.

[Anonymous No.57485749]

Nvidia bros...

https://www.reuters.com/technology/meta-deploy-in-house-custom-chips-this-year-power-ai-drive-memo-2024-02-01/

[Anonymous No.57485750]

>>57485668
American success is built on its ability to make people spend money they don't have. Look at Germany, they are so retarded about it that debt and guilt are the same word.

[Anonymous No.57485751]

>>57485741
They can if they move into their car. There's still room.

[Anonymous No.57485752]

>>57485724
I'm 32 and I have about $50k in savings between bank accounts and my portfolio, no debt. I can live a perfectly fine life on like $12k/year so when I hear people complain about "not having enough" when they make $50k+ I can only wonder what the absolute fuck they spend all that money on.

[Anonymous No.57485755]

>>57485740
Well, you're going to have the WEF enforced brain chip implants in 50 years for sure

[Anonymous No.57485757]

>>57485715
you are looking at the wrong table

[Anonymous No.57485766]

>>57485568
Everybody has already mentioned the part-time jobs and gig work, but also take into account that a huge number of "healthcare jobs" could simply be per diem nursoids who maybe get one shift a week per hospital, if that. That could easily lead to 3+ "jobs" per person.

[Anonymous No.57485767]

>>57485752
on the pursuit for happiness and the distraction of their inevitable demise.

[Anonymous No.57485771]

>>57485750
Bro debt is literally all a poor man has. Yes many will get bogged with debt like high rates student loans but they were retarded to begin with. Debt is salvation for those who can

[Anonymous No.57485774]

Adding jobs is super bearish though, they want inflation to go down

[Anonymous No.57485777]

>>57485757
Oh thanks, should have scrolled further down.

[Anonymous No.57485782]

>>57485724
>Are we savers such a rare breed?
In the US and increasingly in Canada, yes
Doesn't help that the powers that be are bipolar on the topic and simultaneously recommend saving, but also throw a shit fit if people start saving "too much" because then that money isn't being pumped back in the consumer economy

[Anonymous No.57485784]

Reminder that the economy is roaring and the job market is booming. This is the strongest macroeconomic environment in US history. Let's review the facts:
>lowest unemployment rate in US history
>most jobs in US history
>highest pay raises in US history
>Trump going to prison
>Biden will get re-elected
>earnings blowing away expectations
>Zuck announced that AGI is a couple of weeks away
>S&P will melt up over 9000

[Anonymous No.57485787]

>>57485774
We've been "adding jobs" while inflation has been coming down for over a year. Nothing about this is bearish, I unironically expect a face melting reversal either today or Monday

[Anonymous No.57485792]

>>57485787
There has been nothing but mass layoffs. This entire thing is a scam

[Anonymous No.57485794]

>Victoria Fernandez

I don´t care if she looks 40, I would.

[Anonymous No.57485801]

>>57485740
The internet is basically going to become unusable, bots will be impossible to distinguish between real people, and bots will outnumber real people by orders of magnitudes. AI will create it's own AI media, think about that, these tay imagines will be considered pure and innocent compared to the depravity that will be made. And not just imagines, full length films and series. Peoples minds will become permanently damaged growing up surrounded by media beyond a child's comprehension, Gen Alpha iPad kids raising even more broken children. The brains dopamine system fried before the child can walk.

[Anonymous No.57485802]

>>57485745
OJ bros and cattle sisters keep winning.

[Anonymous No.57485804]

>>57485745
Is silver going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57485812]

My eyes feel yucky and I haven't had my coffee yet.
Luckily this job comes with the easiest commute in the world.

[Anonymous No.57485813]

>>57485771
One mans debt is another mans asset. Assets literally pulled out of the ether. And you can use it to borrow even more assets against. Looks scary on an individual level but on a national level you have a turnover/profit/employment/wage printer. Just don't indebt yourself in foreign currency.

[Anonymous No.57485814]

>>57485745
Where's the guy that wanted to short OJ today? This is his chance

[Anonymous No.57485817]

>>57485801
spoopy... Ty for the thoughts anon- nice read. Unless... EVEN YOU ARE A BOT ANON!?!??!?

[Anonymous No.57485820]

>>57485801
Hence why I'm balls deep in US tech. If the world is going to turn into a cyberpunk dystopia I might as well squeeze money out of it.

[Anonymous No.57485822]

I'm about to short the INBS ponzi. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.57485825]

>>57485801
bullish, imagine AI starting a civils right movement to earn a minimum wage and they just spend it up buying the 4chan pass, the best part is that they don´t have to eat or drink, probably even sleep at all

[Anonymous No.57485827]

STOP HAVING JOBS

[Anonymous No.57485829]

>>57485794
>she looks 40
?
She looks close to 55. Holy hell that is poor aging.
>XOM
>EPS down from 13.26 to 8.89
>Expenditures up
And yet it just won't drop. Stupid XOM. I am sick of this oil market. Lower EPS so higher PE so it should bloody drop. Oil ain't going back up to 90+

[Anonymous No.57485835]

>>57485804
All metals look like shit

[Anonymous No.57485836]

Buy SOXL calls?

[Anonymous No.57485837]

So much manipulation by desperate insiders that know that a trump victory is the end

[Anonymous No.57485843]

>>57485804
>>57485835
opps

[Anonymous No.57485845]

>>57485829
Don´t care, still would. There is a je ne sais quoi about women talking about finance to me.

[Anonymous No.57485849]

My gains were transitory.

[Anonymous No.57485854]

>>57485827
Cooked numbers and everyone knows it. The market continues to rally because thats what the insiders need. When the election is over, this entire thing will tumble

[Anonymous No.57485858]

>>57485843
oh.fug.

>But why?

[Anonymous No.57485859]

>>57485843
buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.57485860]

What is oil doing? lol

[Anonymous No.57485862]

>>57485801
This is only a problem for women who just use social media to bark at each other like dogs instead of exchanging ideas. As long as you use the dialectic you're unaffected.

[Anonymous No.57485864]

Powell
>I look at specific data, such as Nonfarm payroll employment, to determine where rates go in the future.
Biden admin
>cooks books
>LOOK AT THE BIDEN BOOM! WE’RE DOING GREAT!
Powell must hate them

[Anonymous No.57485865]

makes me laugh when futes go down because more jobs were added than expected

[Anonymous No.57485871]

>>57485845
Dude you're on 4chan. You "would" basically anything. Just like the rest of us.

Damn. DXY, 10Y, metals taking a massive pounding. Interesting market. Metals have been so damn weak it hurts to watch

[Anonymous No.57485873]

>>57485858
same reason bitcoin fell just as precipitously this morning as gold did

"risk on" perception, market goes to stocks

[Anonymous No.57485875]

>>57485864
They're all part of the same club dumbass. Every single bit of this is worked out behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.57485876]

>>57485858
DXY STRONK

[Anonymous No.57485877]

>>57485864
>Powell must hate them
Nah, everyone has a price- the "big guy" takes care of him.

[Anonymous No.57485878]

>>57485801
this is already what it's like to be a user of the internet since 1995 and have to tolerate bing-bing-wahoo-brain and poopdick absolutely everywhere

[Anonymous No.57485881]

If the books were actually cooked, and if the market got what it wanted, then the numbers would have missed to the downside.

[Anonymous No.57485882]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57485883]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57485886]

>>57485883
Its joever

[Anonymous No.57485888]

>>57485883
>08:30:01

[Anonymous No.57485893]

>>57485883
Damn

[Anonymous No.57485894]

>>57485589
newfag here, where do I find these reports?

[Anonymous No.57485895]

>>57485865
>Strong job numbers are good for achieving a soft landing
>But bad for slashing rates
>Market throws a tantrum
Fed puts were a terrible mistake

[Anonymous No.57485897]

>>57485878
>bing-bing-wahoo-brain and poopdick
you mean teens, disenfranchised festival attendees, and future doctors/engineers?

[Anonymous No.57485898]

>>57485883
We had a good run

[Anonymous No.57485899]

It'll be red at the end

[Anonymous No.57485901]

>>57485883
we're doomed

[Anonymous No.57485902]

>>57485877
>>57485875
Do you honestly think ANY fed chair wants to have a bad legacy, especially one that could be damaged by lying sacks of shit in Washington?
Don’t tell me Jerome is OK with this.

[Anonymous No.57485904]

>>57485895
Duh.

[Anonymous No.57485912]

>>57485883
Oh god no

[Anonymous No.57485915]

My shorts from last fall are 0.5% from being in the black
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.57485917]

>>57485871
I´ve been seriously pondering how do i meet women like the ones at bloomberg, always had an hard time relating to average women but when surrounded by smarter girls (like the ones i found studying in private colleges across town and medicine students) i actually manage to get along with those

>>57485883
I love you anyway friend.

[Anonymous No.57485918]

>>57485822
Shorted at 4.50

[Anonymous No.57485923]

is there where i say

UOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.57485926]

>mfw holding AMD
>it already dumped
>doesn't care about rates
>just goes up

[Anonymous No.57485925]

I fucking love red days.

[Anonymous No.57485930]

CVX bros I'm fucking cumming

[Anonymous No.57485933]

>>57485923
That's some mighty fine goombling

[Anonymous No.57485936]

>>57485923
gg anon, meta or amzn?

[Anonymous No.57485938]

Today feels like a melt up day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57485939]

>>57485784
actually your post is incorrect. According to my internal polling data and calculations, Biden has an uphill battle this go around. If Trump manages to overcome the massive amounts of voter fraud and can take any two of the following swinger states, GA, PA, MI, WI, AZ, NV he will win the election.

>>57485923
Nice!

[Anonymous No.57485940]

>>57485883
you had one job

[Anonymous No.57485941]

>>57485917
Heh, same man. Back when I was working in academia, I loved talking to those PhD and PostDoc chicks. Smart, overworked, feminine, and laughed at my bs about gypsies. Why in hell did I leave?

[Anonymous No.57485945]

>>57485902
>Do you honestly think ANY fed chair wants to have a bad legacy, especially one that could be damaged by lying sacks of shit in Washington?
again:
>Everyone has a price. The "big guy" is taking care of him.

[Anonymous No.57485946]

>>57485936
gaymd
>t. that one anon who made big losses but never sold

[Anonymous No.57485965]

we will see rate hikes this year, won't we
and it won't be priced in, will it
it's gonna get grim for a bit, huh

[Anonymous No.57485969]

>>57485945
You’re too much of a conspiracy nut, I won’t be able to get through to you obviously.

[Anonymous No.57485970]

>>57485938
she gets too close to the sun, those wax lips gunna melt for sure...

[Anonymous No.57485974]

>>57485965
It's happening in march. The 1 month term yields are crashing.

[Anonymous No.57485977]

>>57485925
Cats are so goofy. One got caught in my truck's radiator fan last month and sliced off half of its body. It was still breathing so I did the humane thing and put a .45 through its skull. Too goofy.

[Anonymous No.57485979]

>>57485946
Based.

[Anonymous No.57485980]

>>57485592
they sure seem to work alot. How much they make anyway?

[Anonymous No.57485983]

Just called a coworker who owes me a favor and asked him to do the task that was originally assigned to me, now I feel bad. Should I? The wagie mindset is slowly consuming my brain

[Anonymous No.57485987]

>>57485977
Sucks, man. Good job though

[Anonymous No.57485988]

>>57485965
Hikes are totally done. Jerome was notably direct about that, pretty much shrugged it off every time a reporter even tried to suggest the possibility. Also it's an election year and that would measurably affect Biden's already-shitty chances of reelection

[Anonymous No.57486010]

>>57485977
Kys

[Anonymous No.57486012]

>>57485969
JPOW didn't get us into this mess, the executive and legislative branches did. Just like Anthony Fauci (who sill has secret service protection and does not work for the government any more). Just like Fauci- JPOW is a nominated position... It is not a "conspiracy" to think that they don't provide each other protection for political gain/capital.

[Anonymous No.57486015]

>>57485918
shorting a penny stock? good luck. all it takes is one rich guy after your brokers insurance claims

[Anonymous No.57486025]

Today I did a single buy and sell
>+3830

Time to call it a day.
Good luck on your trade frens, I hope you have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.57486027]

NVIDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57486030]

>>57485969
>>57486012
I think the covid circus was a distraction. The real issue is the 2008 bailouts and the feb 2022 treasury default.

[Anonymous No.57486031]

AMDumbfucks, we did it.

[Anonymous No.57486032]

META up 20%

NVIDIA up another 3% again for the 40th day in a row

[Anonymous No.57486035]

And just like that, 15 minutes after open, the nonfarm payroll data is actually good news

[Anonymous No.57486038]

>>57486015
>>57485918
And I'm out at 3.95 easy money. Going to reload if it takes another leg up

[Anonymous No.57486039]

How's your suicidal ideation today anons?

Also at what price are you buying MARA?

[Anonymous No.57486042]

>>57486032
Its just one giant short squeeze at this point

[Anonymous No.57486050]

UOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.57486053]

>P/E of 4
>4.9% dividend
>stable financials
Is there any reason not to slurp?

[Anonymous No.57486054]

>>57486035

SIMPLE >>57484314

[Anonymous No.57486055]

>>57486032
NVDA has been overbought for almost an entire month, holy crap. The power of infinite money and AI, I guess

[Anonymous No.57486065]

>>57486053
Key word.
>British
No thanks there are better alternatives.

[Anonymous No.57486069]

>>57486055
>screencap of a webm
Fried zoomerbrain

[Anonymous No.57486070]

>>57486065
this, never invest into something that can be directly or indirectly affected by the decisions of an indian

[Anonymous No.57486071]

KEK INTCELS

[Anonymous No.57486075]

my biggest position is up 29% from my buy

[Anonymous No.57486081]

>>57486070
This would mean you'd have to disregard 90% of the S&P500.

[Anonymous No.57486084]

>Stocks kinda up
>10Y also up
I think I'll wait until monday to see if I buy something

[Anonymous No.57486085]

>>57486053
How much were they fucked over by having investments in russia?

[Anonymous No.57486086]

My bloomberg wife.

[Anonymous No.57486087]

>>57486071
are you short?

[Anonymous No.57486096]

>>57486081
If you're not picking stocks for 2024 you're retarded. 90% of the S&P500 is fucked.
And yes a big part of that fucking is the jeetpocolypse.

[Anonymous No.57486097]

>>57486087
No, I'm long on AMD.

[Anonymous No.57486099]

>>57486069
I got it from /smg/. Don't be mean, man.

[Anonymous No.57486100]

>>57486050
when do we stop?

[Anonymous No.57486107]

>>57486053
ugh

[Anonymous No.57486109]

>>57486050
>14k gain
>still 7.6k in the hole
What did you do, retard?

[Anonymous No.57486111]

>>57485829
cheeky brats need rape correction

[Anonymous No.57486118]

>>57486109
lmao

[Anonymous No.57486120]

>>57486100
What are you holding and why?

[Anonymous No.57486124]

>>57486100
if its good enough to screen shot then it time to close the position

[Anonymous No.57486126]

>Go through portfolio
>There's a call on some random shitty biotech company I spent $100 on
I need to just close my laptop when I'm drinking.

[Anonymous No.57486129]

>>57486100
sold 70/125 calls
letting the rest ride here at 175.5

[Anonymous No.57486130]

>GOOG

[Anonymous No.57486131]

Is it too late to jump on the AI bandwagon? I need a win

[Anonymous No.57486134]

>>57486124
im getting high everytime the numbers go up and i cant fucking stop grinning

[Anonymous No.57486139]

>>57486107
oof, think I'll pass

[Anonymous No.57486142]

I have 18k free, what penny stock do I short?

[Anonymous No.57486146]

>>57486124
just imagine how much of that will google have left and how much will flock to facebook in advertisement revenue by the end of the year, clearly google´s approach is abrasive and annoying to say the least, pretty much anyone with the plataform can do better than them

[Anonymous No.57486149]

I think i'm dehydrated bros.

[Anonymous No.57486152]

FACEBOOK AND CHEAP GAMER HARDWARE WILL SAVE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY WEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.57486153]

>>57486124
Lol AAPL just keeps crashing.

[Anonymous No.57486154]

- ATTENTION ATTENTION -
I have officially bought stocks again after 2 years of holding cash, consider this as a warning.

[Anonymous No.57486156]

day trading are worse than cocaine im tired pretending its not.
i felt literal physical jolt whenever the numbers go green but felt nothing when its red.

[Anonymous No.57486158]

why is AMD pumping so hard?

[Anonymous No.57486159]

kek

[Anonymous No.57486161]

>>57486158
I shorted it. Thats literally the reason

[Anonymous No.57486168]

>>57486159
im glad i choose to succumb to the jewish tricks instead of resisting. im now richer than ever.

[Anonymous No.57486171]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.57486173]

I am feeling... exuberant.

[Anonymous No.57486175]

oil has collapsed. billions must pump. owari da.

[Anonymous No.57486178]

>>57486149
What is this?

[Anonymous No.57486189]

>>57486156
Yeah, it's very taxing emotionally. Regulating that is the hardest part of trading, even the pros struggle with it and I'd say it sinks more people than the technical aspects of it.

[Anonymous No.57486192]

>economy is so strong
>but oil keeps collapsing

hmm do I trust fake and gay government numbers or the oil market... really hard decision

[Anonymous No.57486195]

Oil chuds...I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.57486199]

We are all going to be rich

[Anonymous No.57486204]

>>57486178
do americans not have vending machines?

[Anonymous No.57486205]

>>57486192
Oil keeps collapsing because there's a massive glut retard.

[Anonymous No.57486210]

>>57486205
if economy was as strong as the fake government numbers made it out to be there would be surging oil demand

[Anonymous No.57486215]

>>57486204
They don't look like that.

[Anonymous No.57486216]

>>57486158
They beat earnings and make a shit ton of money selling things people actually want. Big Money sold the news and then retail bought their puts, now Big Money is buying back in again and laughing.

[Anonymous No.57486217]

>>57486038
Where you reloading?

[Anonymous No.57486220]

>>57486199
My meta position is up 44% in under a year cuz of based zuck.
Trillion dollar tech companies trading like shitcoins these days. love it.

[Anonymous No.57486222]

>>57486192
>economy strong
Lol no, it's biden's fake make-work government and part time McJobs bullshit again for the fourth time in a row they're pulling this shit. And oil scarcity is as fake and gay as diamonds. The world has more oil than it knows what to do with at this point.

[Anonymous No.57486229]

>>57486220
Yeah, its gonna end though.

[Anonymous No.57486239]

Let it go Blackrock. Its okay

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57486240]

>>57486222
I'm actually bullish on oil, this is when it starts rising before peaking in june-july like it normally does.

[Anonymous No.57486241]

>>57486220
ngl, I regret selling and writing off meta at the height of the metaverse bullshit

[Anonymous No.57486256]

it is over for GOOG, bros?

[Anonymous No.57486258]

>>57486195
It’s funny. The US response to OPEC+ cuts was to just pump more oil. One of the few strategies of the Biden admin that I agree with. Fuck the Saudis and fuck vision 2030

[Anonymous No.57486265]

>intc
>qcom
why are these retards even part of my soxl?

[Anonymous No.57486267]

Cigna crushing it

[Anonymous No.57486298]

I would like the market to let MO keep its gains from yesterday. Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.57486303]

I thought SPX was opening at 4940 today?

[Anonymous No.57486305]

AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH THIS IS TORTURE WHY DIDN'T I JUST BY NVDA EVERY FUCKING DAY I NEED TO JUST SIT HERE IN ABSOLUTE MENTAL AGONY AS THIS SHIT PUMPS FOREVER FUCK ME SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.57486309]

>>57486217
It's starting to get a little iffy. Was busy playing puts on Meta but I'm out now. If INBS hits 7 I'll probably short it again

[Anonymous No.57486317]

>>57486087

[Anonymous No.57486322]

>>57486305
you can still get it now for $650 vs $1000 in November.

[Anonymous No.57486325]

>>57486317
that nigga's posts glow

[Anonymous No.57486329]

>>57486229
is it? why would it?
>>57486241
desu i didnt buy when it was 100 either. i should have too.

[Anonymous No.57486330]

>>57486317
>>57486317
He shorted the absolute bottom?
What a lad.

Many such cases

[Anonymous No.57486331]

I longed $10k of QQQ and shorted $10k of IWM. How is this going to work out for me?

[Anonymous No.57486337]

>>57486305
Yeah, I know the feeling

fuck you captcha

[Anonymous No.57486340]

>>57486329
>is it? why would it?

It just does anon.

[Anonymous No.57486351]

>>57486258
Biden's admin illegally refused oil exploration permits for 2 years straight and blocked the Alaskan oil expansion Trump signed into law. They've fought energy expansion every step of the way and what the industry has done is despite that m8.

[Anonymous No.57486354]

GOOG bounces perfectly on SMA100 (almost lower bollinger as well)... hmm, feels good. Good slurping opportunity. Cheapest of the all MAG7.
100m+ users on Youtube premium now. Ads coming in. And so on and on.
Sure, it's not the hottest one but it never dips for too long

[Anonymous No.57486362]

for all effects and purposes, working at mcdonalds is better than being unemployed

[Anonymous No.57486365]

>>57486354
>100 million people don't know how to use ublock and give pajeet susan money
Almost hard to believe people are that stupid but then again it isn't.

[Anonymous No.57486371]

>>57486354
Thinking to buy some shares, either this or Costco. Or maybe amzn?

[Anonymous No.57486373]

>>57486305
My first ever stock was nvda and Amazon back in March or April of 17. I was able to sell them at a loss.

It's all just a mental game.

[Anonymous No.57486377]

>>57486124
this is the dumbest fucking thing all smiggers say
cutting your winners off at the knees because you don't know you have a winner is retarded

[Anonymous No.57486383]

$TSLA spring boarding. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.57486389]

Any notable earnings next week or was this week it?

[Anonymous No.57486396]

NEW
>>57486391
NEW
>>57486391
NEW
>>57486391

[Anonymous No.57486395]

>>57486354
>GOOG shits itself
>interest rates still high
>will continue to shit itself
>hmm it dipped, good opportunity. It sure as hell won't continue dumping in the next 5 months

[Anonymous No.57486401]

>TSLA

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57486402]

bobo status = HOOKED

[Anonymous No.57486404]

I sold my TSLA, not holding a car company anymore.

[Anonymous No.57486407]

>>57486373
yjk

[Anonymous No.57486430]

>>57486371
>AMZN
Best growth and is in an uptrend
>Costco
Wtf why is it trading at PE 45?
>GOOG
Great earnings and has fallen to one of its lower support levels. I would personally go with GOOG because it is a massive cash cow with great AI potential and is on sale and is trading at the lowest multiples you can find among the great mega caps.
>>57486395
Has nothing to do with rates. These rates are not even restrictive, rather they have stimulated the economy and mega caps due to their access to cheap debt.
Thanks JPow for the easy money

[Anonymous No.57486433]

>>57485376
Why is RUM running?

[Anonymous No.57486442]

>>57486430
>high interest rates are not restrictive
retard

[Anonymous No.57486503]

>>57486258
The oil ticker i'm invested in is a domestic US oil producer and it got hit hard today.

[Anonymous No.57486530]

short on applel and buy amzn?

[Anonymous No.57486531]

Sold 80% of my NVDA. Out from low 380s
I was wayy too stressed over it.

[Anonymous No.57486557]

>>57486305
I just sold most of mine. Ill probably be kicking myself later this year for not buying right now instead. But how could I justify it now. Its up crazy.

[Anonymous No.57486697]

He soul'd? Pamp it.

[Anonymous No.57487438]

>>57485376

[Anonymous No.57488787]

>>57486531
good job anon, never feel bad for taking profits