/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57475116]

>recession is baked in the cake edition

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>>57472100

[Anonymous No.57475130]

too soon

[Anonymous No.57475149]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57475165]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57475183]

SPX 5000 Friday or I kill myself.

[Anonymous No.57475184]

>he slurped

[Anonymous No.57475185]

OOOOOOO INSHALLAH WAGMI GO HIGHER

[Anonymous No.57475187]

>>57475116
Early bakers get the rope.

[Anonymous No.57475190]

WHY AM I GOING DOWN AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57475194]

Bobo ALWAYS gets the rope.

[Anonymous No.57475200]

>>57475194
top of the session indicator

[Anonymous No.57475202]

>>57475116
Holy shit TSM. Imagine if Warren didn't fall for the china fear mongering. Dude bought at $65 and sold at $80 but now it's $113

[Anonymous No.57475210]

>I feel the Earth. Move. Under my feet.
>I feel the stonks TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLING DOWN.

[Anonymous No.57475215]

WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING UP BOBO

[Anonymous No.57475231]

its the top of the stock market bro
weve been quietly just making money every day on 0dte calls but the trade has flipped now after the fed
the market always does this

[Anonymous No.57475238]

>>57475231
you need medication

[Anonymous No.57475240]

>>57475202
Got rice bitch?
https://youtu.be/mfr2LtKe5cg?si=LYbF9tRfatFu0XKN

[Anonymous No.57475246]

Dump in 1hour 15 mins.

[Anonymous No.57475250]

>>57475238
what do you think the runup since the end of october has been on? the fomc
what do you think the next 3 month decline will be on? the fomc
the market runs on earnings and fed cycles

[Anonymous No.57475256]

[Anonymous No.57475257]

Is it time to slurp NYCB

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475267]

Fake and gay, fake and gay folks.

[Anonymous No.57475272]

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

[Anonymous No.57475285]

I'm thinking we stop at 4700

[Anonymous No.57475286]

>>57475257
>half of the loan book in commercial real estate.
>Is it time to slurp NYCB
Anon... i.

[Anonymous No.57475288]

AMZN is the one thing saving my folio. Thank you Bezos. Keep those eagies in line.

[Anonymous No.57475293]

>>57475286
Is there any reason not to consider NYC a lost cause?

[Anonymous No.57475296]

>CMG $2,419.54
but how

[Anonymous No.57475297]

>>57475285
>TA

[Anonymous No.57475301]

Y'all ready for another day of dumping? Came so close to selling my SOXL bags at 40/share a few days ago. Guess I'll be waiting another few months :(

[Anonymous No.57475308]

Why bulls are always winning? Bobos have been wearing their chastity cage for months and still haven't coom even once

[Anonymous No.57475322]

>>57475308
they are dump asses

[Anonymous No.57475324]

>>57475285
I think normal conditions you are right but post oct23 they will spoof with w/e derivatives to get the tug we need to rip the most people off.

[Anonymous No.57475328]

i nutted yesterday to jpow shitting on ai and popping the bubble

[Anonymous No.57475334]

>>57475308
every trade has a long side, when you short equity, you are effectively long fiat + long volatility
look at a chart of VXX and also look at the loss of buying power of any currency going back 10+ years

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475350]

i thought the whole rally was fueled on the hopes of rate cuts in march, now that the myth of rate cuts has been put to bed whats driving us higher? hopes of rate cuts in fucking june?

[Anonymous No.57475354]

wise words to live by for the next few months /smg/
dont.fight.the.fed

[Anonymous No.57475361]

>18% in three months

this shit is in due for a massive correction
cant believe the markets was this delusional because of some naive hope that they were going to cut rates lmao

[Anonymous No.57475365]

skeksil posting status: ACTIVATED

on a side note, if the NVIDIA bubble explodes, will it make every united stater bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.57475369]

lmao what the fuck is even going on with semiconductors right now? Qualcomm down 4% after smashing earnings and keeping major contracts? Who the fuck is hitting the sell button? What information are they going off of? This just seems like a bunch of retarded permabears desperately buying puts

[Anonymous No.57475376]

>this shit is in due for a massive correction

[Anonymous No.57475381]

>>57475350
June's ticking down too kek.

[Anonymous No.57475384]

DO ====NOT==== FIGHT THE FED!!!!

[Anonymous No.57475387]

>>57475361
>>57475350
You have absolutely ZERO reason to think they won't cut rates in March. One way or the other, whether the cuts are in March or June shouldn't be spooking people to sell this much. A 0.5% rate cut puts the market essentially where it has been for 6 months; if people were buying before, there's literally no reason to sell now.

[Anonymous No.57475393]

>>57475369
The market makers decided to say fuck us just because.

[Anonymous No.57475400]

delusional retards think the fed is going to cut rates with the stock market at ath and high labor participation and increasing gdp

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475404]

>>57475387
>You have absolutely ZERO reason to think they won't cut rates in March
Powell said they're not doing it yesterday retard. Go fuck yourself and don't ever reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.57475405]

>>57475387
Delusional permamumu
You can sell now, or at 3000
The choice is yours, really.

[Anonymous No.57475409]

>>57475369
>Who the fuck is hitting the sell button

[Anonymous No.57475412]

>>57475369
I wonder if people realized their SOCs aren't going to get used outside phones and their dominance there is starting to wane.

[Anonymous No.57475419]

>ISM PMI numbers are good
>market sells off

[Anonymous No.57475420]

>US ISM Manufacturing Jan: 49.1 (est 47.2; prevR 47.1)
- ISM Prices Paid Jan: 52.9 (est 46.9; prev 45.2)
- ISM New Orders Jan: 52.5 (est 48.2; prevR 47.0)
- ISM Employment Jan: 47.1 (est 47.0; prevR 48.5)

Inflation is under control and employment is great

[Anonymous No.57475421]

>>57475369
It's literally just "sell the news", ever major tech stock has done this for the last two quarters and then recovered within a month.

[Anonymous No.57475427]

>>57475405
>>57475404
>The Fed has literally NEVER changed its mind over a two month period!!!!!!!
You idiots missed the parts where he said multiple times that the current statements are running off of data from at least December and that there's a distinct possibility that things are even better now than they were then. Jesus fucking christ I've ignored /smg/ for a while because of this reactionary bullshit, of course it's just as bad as ever.

[Anonymous No.57475428]

>You can sell now, or at 3000
>The choice is yours, really.

[Anonymous No.57475434]

>SWK beats expectations
>-3.45%

[Anonymous No.57475438]

>>57475427
UNIRONIC ABSOLUTE MULTI MILLENNIUM MARKET TOP INDICATOR

[Anonymous No.57475441]

>>57475412
Apple is also getting good at making their own SOC's for not only phones but also their computers. Apple is also working on their own 5G modem. right now they use qualcomm modems but soon they will use their own.
more competition i guess. this is years out though.

[Anonymous No.57475442]

>>57475421
It's so fucking tiring. Imagine a market not run by schizo jew algorithms where people actually buy based on good news and then just hold until something legitimately bad happens.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475446]

>>57475427
>Jesus fucking christ I've ignored /smg/ for a while because of this reactionary bullshit
please continue ignoring /smg/ and go back to the reddit, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

[Anonymous No.57475459]

USA number one

[Anonymous No.57475460]

https://www.google.com/finance/quote/CNXA:NASDAQ

short this?

[Anonymous No.57475462]

That's it guys. Semiconductors are out. They aren't "in" or cool anymore. What do we even need them for?

[Anonymous No.57475463]

>>57475419
>numbers good
It's below 50
Has been below 50 for weeks and the market is still at ATH, greedy retard.

[Anonymous No.57475464]

>>57475420
>ISM Prices Paid Jan: 52.9 (est 46.9; prev 45.2)

dios mio

[Anonymous No.57475468]

>>57475441
>Apple is also working on their own 5G modem.
Meh. They seem to have been "working on their own modem" for quite a while. I'd expect satellite coms + WiFi to become some kind of substitute for 5g before that, Qualcomm has way too many patents in the standards. I wouldn't hold my breath for either though.

[Anonymous No.57475470]

>>57475446
>>57475438
Why are people who are doomer bears SO fucking retarded? Why do you insist on betting against the success of your own economy? Powell literally had to shut down a couple dumbass reporters who were trying to get him with purposefully pessimistic questions. Of course he can't come out and say "okay look we're totally done hiking rates and we're probably going to start cutting sooner rather than later but we need a little bit more data first" [even though that's almost literally what he said]

[Anonymous No.57475473]

>ISM & construction spending hot
>TLT still mooning
Are banks collapsing or something? What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.57475475]

>the namefag is telling others to go on plebbit
that's it, I'm shorting /smg/

[Anonymous No.57475476]

ferrari jabronis we cruisin'

[Anonymous No.57475480]

>>57475442
>be google
>hit marks
>big boys simultaneously decide that they "didn't hit it well enough"
>sell sell sell

[Anonymous No.57475481]

>>57475442
>then just hold until something legitimately bad happens
big money players hate passive investing, so it figures they'd build automated systems focused on full-blast microscalping

[Anonymous No.57475483]

>>57475462
Kek, I'm buying SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.57475486]

>>57475481

[Anonymous No.57475490]

>>57475463
We're going up again :)

[Anonymous No.57475497]

>>57475470
youre so dumb dude its not about being bull or bear its about following the line when its going up and follow it when its going down
if you arent able to understand whats going on out there and want to be a bull 100% of the time just because then enjoy your etf and go back to work why are you even here

[Anonymous No.57475499]

>>57475480
Right? It's like during earnings season people can only see the last 7 days on the calendar or something. Somehow it doesn't matter that these companies are generating billions and billions of dollars every year without fail.

[Anonymous No.57475500]

this market is extremely fucky
yesterday i shorted off the close (TZA, LABD, SQQQ)
pre-market it retardpumps against all logic
i persevere through the first half hour because that pump was fake and gay and i manage to get out at break even or even with meager profits
then after i get out it retardumps and makes me feel sorta heemed
then a couple minutes later it retardpumps and it's already back where it was around the open
now that i'm out of all my positions i'm just sitting on 100% cash watching the world go by while this bullshit settles down

[Anonymous No.57475501]

Damn even the fed just saying its going to hold interest rates is pumping tmf

they better drop that shit

[Anonymous No.57475502]

>>57475486
>>57475481
Sorry, didn't mean to reply to you.
#goldenbull #nopullbacks

[Anonymous No.57475517]

>>57475387
flip the script. what reason do they have to cut?

5% is historically the average fed funds rate.
Inflation is still above 2% (which is supposed to be the *average* rate...since 1970 it's ~4%...), going below 2% for a while would hardly be a major concern

they'd only cut in the near future if they foresee a deflationary/recession event, in which case stocks will likely DROP
fed cutting rates is almost always BEARISH in the short/medium term. You'll get a bull run after, but not before a healthy correction.

>>57475470
they're asking about rate cuts because everyone in financial news has been ruined by 2 decades of ZIRP and has the memory of a goldfish

[Anonymous No.57475519]

>>57475497
>Dude just sell like a retard at any mention of spooky news! That's just how it goes lol!
Textbook normie-tier shit. Big Money completely takes advantage of this mindset and just sells you idiots puts while the mainstream media outlets they literally own push scary headlines nonstop until they decide that you've sold enough to push prices to their buy points.

[Anonymous No.57475523]

If you're not a bull you're a cuck.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57475528]

>>57475480
>be google
>pump 80% in a year
>miss low earnings expectations
When stocks double in a year they better have the earnings reports to back up the hype. Valuations matter

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475533]

>>57475470
Retard take. He's going to need to see inflation at 2% yoy, or some serious shit hitting the fan in employment before he ticks the rate down. This data is going to take time to collect. They won't cut rates on just one month over month number, they are going to need more data than that. this means they won't have the data they need to make their decision in march. You're absolutely ignoring the whole picture, and if we get any rate cuts before june, they will be of the emergency variety, and that would be far worse for sentiment. so be careful what you wish for, and you're still fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57475534]

>>57475519
bro you do know you can hold simultaneous call/put positions right
you dont have to be all calls or all puts lmao

[Anonymous No.57475538]

>>57475523
Holding bags for the jewish insiders is peak slave religion

[Anonymous No.57475551]

slurper bros, what are we slurping today?

[Anonymous No.57475557]

>>57475517
>What reason do they have to cut?
Inflating away the US debt, maintaining total US economic superiority by assfucking every other economy by whatever means necessary. We will 100% force the hand of countries like England and Japan into dovish policy because our import/export regime relies on it.

[Anonymous No.57475558]

>be mentally ill schizo
>constantly obsess over market going down every single day
>market finally goes down
>never takes profits because the world isn't literally ending
>loses money even during bear markets

[Anonymous No.57475569]

>>57475558
refer to this >>57475534

[Anonymous No.57475571]

>>57475534
>I want to make money in the stock market
>So I'm going to make bets that cause prices to go down
Hurrrr durrrrrr

[Anonymous No.57475576]

>>57475558
but im shorting everything?

[Anonymous No.57475578]

>>57475116
>looked for anime stocks in 2022
>didn't buy any
>Toei has since doubIed
>IG Port has 3x'ed

[Anonymous No.57475582]

>>57475571
what? this is the most retarded shit I've read on smg and that's saying something since Baggie posts here

[Anonymous No.57475585]

>>57475571
its called insurance for long positions so you always make money at all times
damn smg really is a bunch of enslaved cucks who think you have to be entirely on one side of the market or the other
this is why i bobopost

[Anonymous No.57475588]

A lot of salty bulls here today

[Anonymous No.57475591]

>>57475551
I slurped BNP Paribas

[Anonymous No.57475594]

>>57475557
Are you being retarded on purpose?

[Anonymous No.57475600]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.57475603]

>>57475588
blinded by greed as always
but jeroooomeeeee pump my bags!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57475604]

bobos did you enjoy your one day?

LUL

[Anonymous No.57475607]

>META
>AAPL
>AMZN
So they may do well but will still dump right? it seems pretty clear thats whats going to happen after MSFT.

[Anonymous No.57475613]

>>57475582
>>57475585
Oh jesus fucking christ the "shorting doesn't make the market go down" idiots are still here

[Anonymous No.57475615]

>>57475604
about to enjoy my second
mumus seething about a pullback this small are really going to rope over the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.57475617]

Holy macaroni
A bit of red in the market and /smg/ goes full butthurt

[Anonymous No.57475619]

anyone else looking at an entry opportunity in NYCB for a gamble?
I don't know when to go in.

[Anonymous No.57475620]

my biggest hold hit ath

[Anonymous No.57475624]

>>57475591
holy fuck i missed that drop. my broker doesnt deal with mutual funds,wcyd.

[Anonymous No.57475625]

What the fuck is SOXL doing you fucking retards. FUCK THIS

[Anonymous No.57475626]

>>57475613
you are legitimately retarded for flagging my post with your dumbshit reply that has nothing to do with anything

[Anonymous No.57475629]

>>57475617
we like to have fun being emotional retards here

[Anonymous No.57475633]

>>57475569
long vol is even more retarded, you are effectively holding VXX plus fees and commissions

[Anonymous No.57475643]

>>57475613
Do you really think your shitty folio affects the market numb nuts?

[Anonymous No.57475644]

I like making easy money
Continue the seethe bears

[Anonymous No.57475646]

>>57475633
when you have two sided trade like what were seeing right now ill take it since theres really no juice on selling calls right now

[Anonymous No.57475647]

Can this market dump already? What the fuck is this bullish... I need to buy stocks here.

[Anonymous No.57475652]

>>57475615
>small pullback
Multiple stocks shitting the bed 5 - 10% in unison over literally no bad information is legitimate horseshit

[Anonymous No.57475655]

Why didn't the stock market collapse after one red day wtf???

[Anonymous No.57475659]

>>57475652
and those in the stocks that dont even matter, google aside
wait until the big boys rug

[Anonymous No.57475664]

Recession isn’t baked in and op is retarded evident by him baking. They aren’t cutting rates until maybe March which is conveniently the next major opex. we are currently at return to normal not only on this recent run from October but on the overall giga pump we saw since 2020. It is. Unironically. Fucking OGRE.

[Anonymous No.57475665]

>Elon's living room and kitchen

[Anonymous No.57475668]

Feeling good OIL barons

[Anonymous No.57475672]

should I slurp iRobot?
How risky is it? My gu is telling me that it dumped too far and will correct back up

[Anonymous No.57475673]

>>57475655
Still up for the
>week
>month
>YTD
Lol
Lmao
Rofl

[Anonymous No.57475676]

>>57475665
men can live like this and be happy

[Anonymous No.57475677]

Oh your favorite stocks had a booboo? Gonna buy more btc while you guys seethe in the coming months more. Can't wait to post the CMC scoreboard on SMG in a year.

>>57475257
typical retail stock peasant.
>IT GO DOWN I BUY STONK
tickity tock another dead bankerino

[Anonymous No.57475680]

Just woke up
I'm making money?

[Anonymous No.57475681]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.57475686]

>>57475557
I agree in the long run yes, the US gov wants to keep rates low
but the fed themselves are more concerned about keeping the dollar viable
no fed chair wants to go down in the history book as the idiot that enabled an inflationary spiral
doing anything other than holding at this point would also be seen as political

>>57475652
but multiple stocks pumping 5-10% in unison over no good news (hell, often bad news) is fine though, right?

[Anonymous No.57475690]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57475698]

I'm feeling overweight. I needed a theme, and this was what got stuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKberxML1k4
>>57475665
Needs to respect the blade and put it on a stand.
>the blade incites to violence

in other news, Gosh Jamie, NY Community got SMOKED. did you do that?

[Anonymous No.57475713]

>>57475655
fedman did a great job at increasing uncertainty so right now we're in trader's market mode, where no one wants to hold anything and it's a constant game of hot potato
i fully expect tons of crabbing in the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.57475714]

>>57475690
This is it. The big one

[Anonymous No.57475720]

>>57475643
Everything affects everything dumbass. Look up the butterfly effect.

[Anonymous No.57475727]

Soxl is fucking sucking right now

[Anonymous No.57475732]

>>57475677
>i love commodities and currencies
wow, congrats, you found Forex, jackass. enjoy figuring out that you're balancing your entire value on the currencies you claim you hate, and the stocks you claim to avoid, and don't get lost on the way to any other thread.
>>57475713
Highs loves to do this. Need a narrative or a sell off.

[Anonymous No.57475733]

>>57475686
>pumping 5-10% in unison over no good news
The good news is that these companies are STILL generating billions every quarter, regardless of "high" rates and "challenging" economic conditions. Why not buy them? Why wouldn't they do even better under dovish conditions?

[Anonymous No.57475740]

>>57475381
The cme group is forming a macro head and shoulders. in 2008 they had a 75% dip the year after a 2008 double top. the head and shoulders is stronger.
I'm putting this on the watchlist for shorts tho.

[Anonymous No.57475742]

when are May/June rate cuts going to get priced in?

[Anonymous No.57475749]

>>57475613
So wait if I short it makes the market go down? So shorting is free money? Holy shit Bobos are geniuses!

[Anonymous No.57475753]

>>57475698
Oh, I just realized it was the wrong Yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwrpBlvKCDk

[Anonymous No.57475757]

>>57475742
whats happening is the market is going to bet on the next time being the first rate cut every time
so if not march they are gonna be betting heavily on then
and then they probably wont cut
the market will drop another 25%, and then they will be like surely the fed will come save us next time and start betting on the next meeting
this is literally the year of the fed walking this irrational ai faggot bubble down

[Anonymous No.57475759]

Why aren't you long ferrari anon?

[Anonymous No.57475761]

Natural gas storage numbers just came out
BOIL bros I dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.57475764]

>>57475732
>transfer btc to xmr
>use xmr with a laptop
>you found forex dumbass it relies on muh stockerinos and currencies you hate

losing since 2009. Stocks can go up but your still losing.

[Anonymous No.57475774]

So the market was expecting a larger decrease in Natgasstorage than 1 year prior despite warmer than average weather? ok

[Anonymous No.57475776]

>>57475753
>Yesterday
no rate cuts goyim

[Anonymous No.57475779]

Yesterday was just a backtest, we're bout to pump.

>>57475613
You can't short sell something without first owning it so .....

[Anonymous No.57475781]

is amazon guaranteed to pop? I mean Q4 gotta be there best time no?

[Anonymous No.57475782]

>>57475677
Let's see in 2 years SuperMicro literally did a 100x while Bitcoin is down 30%. Great job retard.

[Anonymous No.57475784]

>>57475779
Wow! You are stupid

[Anonymous No.57475797]

>>57475757
man i hope you are right but idk Jerome made it seem like May/June cuts were likely yesterday. would be hilarious if he comes out in March and says the same thing as yesterday, that May/June is too soon

[Anonymous No.57475798]

>>57475764
>my notes are totally disconnected from anyone buying or selling anything but my notes
>this is how we stick it to those who are manipulating the little guy who just wants a fair shake!
>also, our permanent record is totally not a big-state tool
you're a fucking moron. have fun with the Beast, you probably deserve it.

[Anonymous No.57475799]

>>57475761
Mmat formerly torchlight did a reverse split recently and the only reason they’d do that is so they can short it some more. This stock trended with natural gas. Everything goes down in a recession except gold maybe? And all the gold stocks/charts look primed for a multi year pump.

[Anonymous No.57475805]

This endless bid for treasuries is making me nervous

[Anonymous No.57475809]

>>57475759
sir please understand nice cars are over sir please do not redeem

[Anonymous No.57475810]

>>57475668
How can you feel good, when XOM is up (meaning you accumulate less shares for the same dollar amount)?

[Anonymous No.57475817]

the market is poomping again bobo pls...

[Anonymous No.57475818]

>>57475779
What the fuck do you think the "short" part means?

[Anonymous No.57475826]

>>57475799
>Everything goes down
>Except gold
You zoomies are so fucking dumb. Goldbugs got absolutely liq'd in 2008 because gold has no liquidity and the only way to sell was 20 PCT under spot.

[Anonymous No.57475827]

>>57475761
Fuck it. My money is with Jerry Jones. Comstock BRAPGAS bros where you at?

[Anonymous No.57475828]

>>57475782
>great job retard
not your keys not your coin not your exchange not your fiat. All the banks are going to the shitter and these fancy stonk exchanges are next on the list. The blockchain is unstoppable your measly peasly .000000001 percent share of gigacorp gives you hot air and tax liability unless it is a healthy dividend payer.

[Anonymous No.57475832]

>>57475350
Yesterday stocks dumped and bonds spiked globally. Now both are up. Yesterday was just a reshuffling of asset classes. Everyone is still slowly moving out of cash

[Anonymous No.57475834]

>>57475781
You and everyone else thinks so too. Premiums are jacked. Earnings isn’t until after hours and guidance has been heeling everyone. There’s a gap at 163 tho

[Anonymous No.57475849]

is it too late to invest into Supermicro?

[Anonymous No.57475853]

[Anonymous No.57475856]

>>57475782
They are a server assembly company? All I got was Chinese money laundering, and CA tech-boom irrationality.
>On October 4, 2018, Bloomberg Businessweek published a report, citing unnamed corporate and governmental sources, which claimed that the Chinese People's Liberation Army had forced Supermicro's Chinese sub-contractors to add microchips with hardware backdoors to its servers
Wow, I want IN ON THAT!

[Anonymous No.57475866]

>>57475834
They will beat for sure the problem is the guidance. I feel like thats what you're gambling on.

[Anonymous No.57475865]

>>57475613

[Anonymous No.57475867]

idk how people lose money in this market....
its literally taking money from retards that got swayed by the news.

[Anonymous No.57475868]

Traded for 6 buys and sells today
>+3045.6

Time to take the rest of the day off.
Have a nice day frens and good luck on your trades!

[Anonymous No.57475869]

>TLT mooning
>IWM red
Crazy price action

[Anonymous No.57475873]

what about CHYNA ? is it time to put money again for the rebound or is it fucked ?

[Anonymous No.57475881]

>>57475868
wtf are you trading and what are your lot sizes anon

[Anonymous No.57475885]

>>57475869
>pic rel.
>>57475873
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57475887]

INTC will recover any day now... Right bros?

[Anonymous No.57475888]

>>57475867
>idk how people lose money in this market
I'm still too dumb for options, so I don't have much ways of going short when things turn red
I intend on learning one day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57475893]

>>57475832
The smart money is on gold.

[Anonymous No.57475897]

>>57475873
Evergrande is holding about half a month's average rent for every single man woman and child in china, in debt.

[Anonymous No.57475899]

>>57475867
>idk how people lose money in this market....
They get emotional.

[Anonymous No.57475906]

>>57475873
china is fucked, all chinese people will starve and die and the world population numbers will be great again

[Anonymous No.57475908]

Holy fuck I'm making so much money today.

[Anonymous No.57475911]

>>57475906
now if only the same thing could happen to India, things would get peachy keen

[Anonymous No.57475913]

>>57475906
>all chinese people will starve and die

[Anonymous No.57475916]

>>57475881
I did BA and SPY this morning.
Lot sizes were around 8k to 10k each position.
I trade weekly options off technical corrections on RSI, MACD, and MA Cross.

[Anonymous No.57475920]

>>57475911
>India
INDIA IS THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD
t. bond king Jeffrey Gundlach

[Anonymous No.57475922]

Going down faster than you can say double spend

[Anonymous No.57475924]

>>57475906
lol, pajeets just will take their place

[Anonymous No.57475931]

>>57475924
It's depressing how things only ever get worse.

[Anonymous No.57475935]

If you need someone to laugh at then it appears I bought DUOL at the top and I've been too dumb to sell it.

[Anonymous No.57475936]

>>57475856
>not just buying and setting a trailing stop-loss to cash in on the chink buying frenzy
anon...

[Anonymous No.57475938]

>>57475856
Literally a fake story made up by a schizo. 5 years and not 1 shred of evidence. I still can't believe they haven't been sued for publishing that.

[Anonymous No.57475940]

>>57475720
lmao

[Anonymous No.57475941]

>>57475906
>>57475873

Everyone loves sand-castles. Especially in the sky.

[Anonymous No.57475942]

>>57475781
It wasn't in 2022

[Anonymous No.57475947]

>>57475916
nice i trade SPY myself but i try to keep my lot sizes to roughly half the size of yours and i cut out way too early sometimes

[Anonymous No.57475949]

>>57475893
Gold fags need to fuck off

[Anonymous No.57475953]

>>57475899
I was fixin to say I’ve seen this before and she bout to suck his pp

[Anonymous No.57475955]

>>57475936
damn this plus some red candles really makes me consider nutting
but not yet

[Anonymous No.57475959]

[Anonymous No.57475962]

>>57475947
Ba looks like it should be dumped imo

[Anonymous No.57475967]

>Indices starting to dump
>TLT up 2%
I'm starting to get scared

[Anonymous No.57475966]

....WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[Anonymous No.57475968]

>>57475953
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.57475970]

>>57475935
just write calls dipshit.

[Anonymous No.57475972]

>>57475936
>i wish to aid the communists in disassembling the US
your mother wants to know if you're ready to drive to your cousin's daughter's Bat mitzvah, and she says you need to take the trash out, before your father gets home.
>>57475938
>suing for libel
>when it's true

[Anonymous No.57475976]

>>57475955
Someone posted her the other day in a white sweater bent over a table. I had my reservations about ai but no longer

[Anonymous No.57475980]

>>57475966
pretty mcuh what ive been saying all thread is whats happening you idiot

[Anonymous No.57475986]

Reminder that viewing AI generated lewd images of Taylor is literally rape

[Anonymous No.57475991]

>>57475810
I’m a terminal optimist and who knows maybe it will dump later or tomorrow when I’d personally be able to buy

[Anonymous No.57475992]

I'm already up 1% and it's not even 11:00

[Anonymous No.57475994]

>>57475947
same, trying to time the indicators is really tricky but I feel like the more I do this the more I realize that on the short term, the ability to sell early is much better than waiting on a potential larger corrections
also calling it early and walking away with enough money to be happy is the biggest skill.

I love my daily work commute.
>pic related

[Anonymous No.57475995]

if taytay gets to get her beef curtains slammed by a football player i think i get to jack off to ai lewds of her

[Anonymous No.57475996]

real talk, why the fuck is TLT pumping?
like, i sold it all after i watched fedman say he wouldn't cut in march because i thought it would dump on that
however it looks like it's pumping because i guess he at least made it clear he wouldn't be raising rates anymore? but he said that yesterday so how come price action was so shitty at the time?
i thought no further hikes was already priced in?

[Anonymous No.57476002]

I think we will be surprised at the Price Action we get after we make this week a 3 bar (its still barely a 2)

[Anonymous No.57476003]

>>57475972
how is taking money from CCP in the form of selling an overpriced chink stock helping the the communists?

[Anonymous No.57476005]

>>57475980
You're predicting the market will drop 25%. Rightfully you are being ignored.

[Anonymous No.57476006]

>>57475897
China is so wasteful ....more than 200 billion just wasted. Good thing western countries would never waste that kinda money (because they only count in trillions)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476009]

>>57475986
>implying the images are AI generated, and she's not actually a giant whore for chief fans.

[Anonymous No.57476011]

For the love of god post more lewd tays

[Anonymous No.57476012]

>>57475994
I hate trannies so much. why can't I just have cute things.

[Anonymous No.57476015]

>>57475967
25% EDV 75% MGK
It ain't much but it's honest work.

[Anonymous No.57476016]

>>57475992
>My reaction to that information.

[Anonymous No.57476017]

>>57475996
im going to tell you something no one else in this thread is smart enough to know
they are buying bonds because theres nowhere else to go with an equities market that is about to sell off
bonds have gotten beaten to shit so now it is a flight to safety
this is also the canary to let us know equities are in big Fucking trouble
screenshot this and lets talk about this again in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.57476018]

>>57476003
>my participation in a market is not an influence on price action or incitement to others joining

[Anonymous No.57476019]

Banking crisis or tech earnings? Who wins?

[Anonymous No.57476022]

LLY chads
we eating good today with the 650

[Anonymous No.57476029]

I LOVE ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.57476034]

>>57475986
it literally is not rape, she is an attention whore, If she didn't want her image spread she would wear a burka and would have studied computer science.

[Anonymous No.57476038]

Stop disrespecting T Swizzle right this instant

[Anonymous No.57476040]

>>57476029
>0.01%

[Anonymous No.57476046]

Why is Powell such a bloody benchod bastard bitch

[Anonymous No.57476047]

>>57475996
>real talk, why the fuck is TLT pumping?
I also want to figure this out. I guess it has to do with regional banks. KRE is down 6% right now. Maybe the market is anticipating a return of the March banking crisis, and the stock market will dump until the Fed pivots on BTFP and extends it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476056]

It would be a real shame if the economy collapsed and forced millions of dei hirees out of work, while securing the reelection of President Trump. A real shame.

[Anonymous No.57476059]

>>57476018
>the more people who join in the more likely there is an investigation into the company by the government.
Squeeky wheel anon.

[Anonymous No.57476060]

FUCK YOU PETER BECK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.57476063]

>>57475996
>real talk, why the fuck is TLT pumping?
The bond market still thinks rate cuts in March, they still think the FED will buy their bags.

[Anonymous No.57476070]

>>57476047
long duration bond etfs are going up because the yields are going down. bond futures are pricing in 3 rate cuts this year. and 6 in 2025. Bonds were preparing for another rate hike this meeting or clues that there would be another hike in march.

[Anonymous No.57476076]

invest in AI

[Anonymous No.57476079]

>>57475116
Did anybody buy ARAV stock? They were supposed to delist on February 8th but trading was frozen during the last week of January and nobody could liquidate on Webull. I'm wondering what to do (if anything).

[Anonymous No.57476082]

>>57476034
We'll see what you have to say once the police have backtraced your IP

[Anonymous No.57476084]

>>57476006
Good point. 52-56 empty shells of cities, the promised way out for hundreds of millions of salarymen in china who won't have a wife.
>>57476059
>the SEC is competent
You've been warned that the Chinese are using those servers to spy on you. And AI is the future. And you're actively trying to help.
You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.57476087]

>>57476019
I think everyone is just going to have a good time.

[Anonymous No.57476091]

Why the fuck are stocks dropping!!!!!???

[Anonymous No.57476093]

>>57476076
moar

[Anonymous No.57476096]

>>57476084
fuck these cucks, they should've bought stonks

[Anonymous No.57476105]

>>57476091
>Why the fuck are stocks dropping!!!!!???
Don't care.
Own TLT and TMF

[Anonymous No.57476116]

>tfw losing to VOO
why do i bother

[Anonymous No.57476121]

Getting fucked by Rocket Lab (RKLB) right now, these fuckers have me over a barrel doing stock dilution and my average is 2000 @ $4.56 (touched $3.88 earlier)

[Anonymous No.57476133]

bond kings, we eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.57476134]

>>57476091
BUDDY
YOU COULDVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO

[Anonymous No.57476136]

>>57476105
>that webm
>"Why are you holding international, non american stocks anon?"

[Anonymous No.57476138]

i actually sold the top? im still fucked tho

[Anonymous No.57476139]

>tfw officially red YTD
do I redeem

[Anonymous No.57476140]

stonks go... down???

[Anonymous No.57476142]

>>57476087
The market moving in more than one direction will certainly help.
The dollar did not make a new high for the year and has now sold off down to the start of yesterday's 3pm spike.

[Anonymous No.57476147]

>>57476121
You really should have understood that's a benefactor buy in at this stage. Unless they set up a Boeing sized factory, SpaceX style, they're doing R&D at this point. Nothing wrong with that, they're doing valuable work, imo.

[Anonymous No.57476154]

>>57476142
Fuck I forgot to check dxy this morning.

[Anonymous No.57476155]

>>57476017
>>57476047
i think this makes sense, basically the whole rally since november was based on the premise of:
1. fedman cutting rates on a timely manner
2. muh soft landing
now that he confirmed that 1. will not be happening anytime soon and 2. may not be as soft as we thought since banks are burning again we basically have no sentiment to rally off
i think, in a way, we are coming back to the reality we started ignoring back in october
the AI rally as well has basically narrowed down to the companies that are actually putting out good earnings like NVDA and MSCI, it's not like back in march where everything related would just pump
i think the market got way ahead of itself and we'll be having a wild ride these next couple of months

[Anonymous No.57476157]

>>57476139
>realizing unrealized losses
do not redeem sir

[Anonymous No.57476160]

>>57476140
>>57476091
we're at capitulation. We may end this day @ -5% and then the real sell off will be tomorrow and next week. Before March except to see Shit and Piss 500 fall by 40-50%. This will be a once in a life time opportunity

[Anonymous No.57476163]

I need a stock to make me rich in a few days. Shoot me your penny stock long shots.

[Anonymous No.57476164]

>>57476147
I'm in it for the haul, I watch every flight live and I truly believe in the space industry in the next 20-40 years, but the beta is truly wild, I've ridden it all the way up to $8, and all the way down to $3.90

[Anonymous No.57476169]

ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57476170]

Should I sell my stocks? I'm losing a lot of money every minute

Is this the top

[Anonymous No.57476174]

>>57476116
take the etf pill. I basically just buy leaps or swing trade in my IRA and my brokerage is just MGK

[Anonymous No.57476176]

>>57476163
NRBO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476178]

>>57476140
my man, how long have you been doing this?
stonks are bi, they go both ways.

[Anonymous No.57476180]

Affirm? More like Neg!

[Anonymous No.57476181]

>>57476157
I'm thinking about getting of the TSLA train. I only have two shares almost as a joke but I'm kind of annoyed that the court is fucking around with the company.

[Anonymous No.57476183]

>>57476139
>red when URA is up 16% YTD

You fucked up. Stop falling for memes and buy Uranium stocks

[Anonymous No.57476184]

>>57476176
I don't know what that is but I'm putting 80k in.

[Anonymous No.57476185]

>>57476011
Secondeded

[Anonymous No.57476190]

>>57476155
>basically the whole rally since november was based on
EPS not returning to sub 2019 levels. Fedman was never going to cut rates until inflation came back. Higher longer means you need to get used to it before they can bring it down.
Soft landing is in view. Pelosi congress dump trillion in fresh cash. The shakeout is Karen and Poo "programmers" in Silicon having to forego a glass of wine before lunch in the massage chair at the lounge in their "office." And some bank shake-up on the empty NNN resulting.

[Anonymous No.57476196]

>>57476163
Idk who these niggers are, why they know my name nor why they are texting. Do with this what you will. I presume it’s smgs fault. Not even listing the ticker.

[Anonymous No.57476195]

>>57476155
the flight to bonds isnt a 100% guarantee of a ravenous selloff in equities but its merely a hedge against one since these funds cannot hold cash
but its concerning because theres volume hitting the bonds
were likely to see something good here though

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.57476198]

>>57476178
Baggie right now I am holding negative 400 SPY (ticker:SPY)

are you excited for the new magic card set

[Anonymous No.57476205]

>there are anons in this thread which bought SOXL in 2022 and are still holding

[Anonymous No.57476208]

>>57475853
florida is just jewish widows

[Anonymous No.57476211]

>>57476205
many such cases

[Anonymous No.57476213]

>>57476196
>Touching a phone ever
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57476218]

POST TAYS FFS

[Anonymous No.57476219]

>>57475853
holy shit is delaware just the island of misfit mistresses.

[Anonymous No.57476225]

>>57476208
That and Caribbean illegal migrants.
And the rednecks in the panhandle.

[Anonymous No.57476226]

TLT bros $100 soon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476231]

>>57476198
I didn't even know a new one was coming out until I started downloading this 6gig updated. I played so little in January it was the first time since beta i failed to reach platinum D=

[Anonymous No.57476235]

>>57476219
No one actually lives in that state, it's all just corporations on paper, so the statistics tend to be super noisy and weird.

[Anonymous No.57476247]

>>57476231
I dropped MTGA a few weeks ago
I wasn't having fun anymore and it felt too much like a second job

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.57476256]

>>57476231
>>57476247
new set feb 6th

however, do NOT buy Hasbro
fucking lost so much money on them recently, piece of shit company

[Anonymous No.57476263]

>>57476235
it took 5 years for the home prices to climb again.

[Anonymous No.57476278]

>>57476263
tfw bought in 2020
looked on zillow and even a house that is 300k with 10%down the mortgage is still more than my 450k 2.75% mortgage.

[Anonymous No.57476280]

>>57476263
>this pattern
Isn't this really fucking obvious that priced are coming down?

[Anonymous No.57476282]

Does anyone have a good explanation for the bond convexity/duration formulas? I'm tired of googling and funding CPA textbooks that do this weird pedagogical thing. I just want something I can type into my python REPL and maybe some prose to explain why things are like that.
>>57476263
Lol. Maybe I can scoop up a cheap lot after all this.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476292]

>>57476280
#Higher4Ever

[Anonymous No.57476295]

>>57476205
>>57476211
kek dumblumfucks

[Anonymous No.57476294]

>>57476282
2027 I'll begin scooping

[Anonymous No.57476303]

next
>>57476299
>>57476299
>>57476299

[Anonymous No.57476308]

>>57476205
they paid a divy tho!
>>57476196
>androgenous name
tits, timestamp, state your biz and gtfo.

[Anonymous No.57476310]

>>57476280
in CA the state and counties are perfectly fine with fraudulent purchases via chinese cash because tax receipts go up. We had shitboxes that were selling for $2M triple to $6M in 2 years. Next they will repeal Prop 13 and gut every last homeowner to balance their budget

[Anonymous No.57476317]

>up by 130% in the past 3 years
>feel like a failure
Why am I never happy with myself?

[Anonymous No.57476320]

>>57476303
what the fuck, way too early

[Anonymous No.57476337]

Oil's a chopfest today

[Anonymous No.57476381]

>>57476317
you aren't having sex with attractive women

[Anonymous No.57476400]

>>57476317
Jesus, unironically.

[Anonymous No.57476449]

>>57476282
its a simple inverse equation.

the more you pay the less you get.

[Anonymous No.57476510]

>>57476449
Oh I think I see now. Thanks!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57476519]

>>57476317
take some ayahuasca and figure everything out

this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.57476642]

>>57476019
dump eet

[Anonymous No.57476784]

How many bull flags does a bobo need to see before he starts recognizing them? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.57476838]

Joe Biden is the most unpopular president in US history.

[Anonymous No.57477110]

>>57475668
fuck you