/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57467812]

Transitory Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57467002

[Anonymous No.57467830]

HORY SHET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57467836]

BRIISH ROSE

[Anonymous No.57467837]

I'M RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

[Anonymous No.57467838]

CUT RATES NOW

[Anonymous No.57467841]

I think I'm gonna start opening a long position of LEAPS and shares in AMD. If it can survive that, I have faith it's only gonna go up.

[Anonymous No.57467844]

We need more data...
thanks, bye

[Anonymous No.57467847]

I ate the whole dip.

[Anonymous No.57467851]

[Anonymous No.57467854]

>>57467830
What happened?

[Anonymous No.57467857]

>The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that that an isolated system will move toward a state of disorder.
>The FED isn't expanding the money supply, which is stealing savers energy and directing it into the markets through the purchasing of assets.
>He is betting against The Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Ohhh, my sweet child. I'm not saying it will crash tomorrow, but if the market going higher (without the FED and the banking system creating new currency units) doesn't worry you, than you will realize how big of an imbecile you are in the future.
YOU WILL LEARN THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS!

[Anonymous No.57467856]

>>57467812
>0dte 488c
Thanks anon who posted this I cleaned up.

[Anonymous No.57467858]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57467860]

>Discover life at Morgan Stanley with our latest research and business
> updates, and hear how our employees are making an impact in the
> communities where we live and work.
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.57467866]

>>57467851
she will be remembered as the unironic top of the stock market for the next decade

[Anonymous No.57467871]

>>57467858
FUCK IT WE BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57467873]

RUNT

[Anonymous No.57467874]

>bought AMD
>was 1k in the hole
>now I'm net 0 and mommy Lisa will stomp on my balls until I coom
Thank you mommy.

[Anonymous No.57467877]

>pe ratio of the emerging market is sitting at 7.8 right now

[Anonymous No.57467882]

>>57467819
Hey retard. I work in BI/Political Risk. We're in a lot of trouble and the potential for a global conflict is nearing 100% probability within the next 5 years.

[Anonymous No.57467884]

>rent costs
>Ah. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.57467883]

Why does that lady always wear a mask?

[Anonymous No.57467885]

>>57467858
I do I get out of It Is What It Is mode

[Anonymous No.57467892]

>Rachel Siegel Washington Post
jews

[Anonymous No.57467894]

>Thank you, Chair Powell. Rei or Asuka?

[Anonymous No.57467896]

What the hell is going on? Why are my AMZN bags bleeding???

[Anonymous No.57467897]

holy shit international spiked

[Anonymous No.57467898]

>>57467857
LOL THE GHOST OF ISAAC NEWTON IS HERE. GET DUNKED ON AND LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY IN THE SHOUTH SEA BUBBLE

[Anonymous No.57467905]

>>57467874
Shares?

[Anonymous No.57467909]

>>57467851
top kek at filename

[Anonymous No.57467911]

I'm not selling my shorts.
I'm not fucking selling.

[Anonymous No.57467912]

HOOK NOSE GIRL IS BAD FOR THE MARKET AAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57467914]

Ack!

[Anonymous No.57467915]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57467918]

SOFT
LANDING
CANCELED

[Anonymous No.57467919]

>>57467892
She actually looks like one. Not like that native in the previous threads some faggot was rentfreeing about looking jewish

[Anonymous No.57467917]

>>57467896
2.99 for no ads on prime. Salty retail. Itll recover quickly.

[Anonymous No.57467922]

>NO SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.57467923]

>>57467866
Stop being delusional bobo. You lost.
Eat my fucking shit you stupid fucking bear, you got fucking curbstomped. This is what you get for betting against the greatest country the world has ever seen. I will now go and eat a vietnamese hooker's asshole.
VIOLENCE
MONEY
SEX

[Anonymous No.57467924]

>we're not declaring victory
it's jerover

[Anonymous No.57467925]

NO SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.57467930]

It turns out that a soft landing wasn't already here

[Anonymous No.57467931]

>>57467877
wtf Baggie looks like THAT???

[Anonymous No.57467932]

>>57467877
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D

[Anonymous No.57467934]

>>57467924
>we're not declaring victory
crash landing confirmed

[Anonymous No.57467935]

The market is healing

[Anonymous No.57467937]

>>57467918
>SOFT
>LANDING
>CANCELED

[Anonymous No.57467940]

>>57467923
your post died by the time you even finished typing and posted it, much like your calls

[Anonymous No.57467941]

>>57467919
>he thinks the Western Sky shysters are actual injuns and not just Jews with a spray tan and a fake name
C'mon man

[putsRnotDaWae No.57467942]

BOBOID ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBOID? NVDA to $700 in the next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57467943]

>>57467925
hey thats me!

[Anonymous No.57467945]

i'm losing so much money rn

[Anonymous No.57467946]

As an employee of a smaller bank I have a really bad feeling I’m going to have to look for a new job soon. This faggot is doing everything he can to make sure that the only financial institutions left standing are big banks. I hate this evil kike so much bros it’s unreal.

[Anonymous No.57467950]

4700 inc

[Anonymous No.57467951]

>>57467923
I'm literally buying puts right now.

[Anonymous No.57467953]

>>57467819
>trust in US institutions at all time lows
>happiness of US citizens at all time lows
>US life expectancy trend down
>"the United States isn't collapsing"
This is your brain on glownigger propaganda.

[Anonymous No.57467954]

that bitch really had to say "soft landing"

[Anonymous No.57467955]

What a dumb fucking gotcha question about "soft landing", she knew exactly what he was going to say. Bunch of faggot "journalists" all probably have stock portfolios, total manipulation

[Anonymous No.57467956]

i covered at the top

[Anonymous No.57467958]

>fucks your calls

[Anonymous No.57467967]

We need some confirmation that inflation is indeed coming down
.
.
.
sustainably to 2 percent

[Anonymous No.57467968]

THE NEIGHBOR MARKET

[Anonymous No.57467969]

>>57467958
>We uh um uh

[Anonymous No.57467970]

>we're still trying to blame inflation on the supply chain

[Anonymous No.57467974]

>>57467940
There seems to be a gap in your understanding of things.

[Anonymous No.57467975]

>>57467941
Nobody in EU looks like that. He's not jewish. His hair is thin and dark like asian hair, cause they are originally asian. His skin is darker than jew's skin, even those of arabic-levantine looking jews, not those white-ukrainian-khazar jews. His skin, the nose, the dark eyes. Not jewish.

[Anonymous No.57467977]

>>57467956
A true bizraeli

[Anonymous No.57467978]

>>57467970
I thought it was still the Putin Price Hike

[Anonymous No.57467980]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57467981]

buy tup. I added 31 more contracts today. My delta is unlimited.

[Anonymous No.57467983]

just end this shit so the market can resume pumping please

[Anonymous No.57467985]

M U L T I P L E
Y
E
A
R
S

[Anonymous No.57467986]

>WE ARE PAUSING RATES

YOU MOTHERFUUUUCCCCKKKEEEERRRSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57467987]

>silver and gold fags shilling in the comments

[Anonymous No.57467989]

>>57467946
Hey man. Gonna be serious for a minute and say that I don't think it's fair that you're going through this. Sorry you have to deal with this bullshit since small banks (community banks, especially) are extremely important for society. Powell is just doing his job, but it's fucked that smaller banks can't handle these interest rates. Sorry again, bro.

[Anonymous No.57467995]

>>57467953
>chuds lacks trust
>chuds are unhappy
>chuds are dying
this is bullish
Lemmings are still blissfully consooming

[Anonymous No.57467996]

paraphrasing: "Soon we'll see a sharp effects of restrictive rates, they've been masked by restoring of supply chains and labor market"

[Anonymous No.57467998]

>the stock market is rebalancing
it's over, this was the global, universal top

[Anonymous No.57468000]

>Labour market rebalancing
>all government jobs

[Anonymous No.57468002]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.57468007]

>>57468000
Lol yeah tell the CS grads it's "still a good labor market."

[Anonymous No.57468009]

Jerome "Open Borders" Powell

[Anonymous No.57468012]

>>57467996
Why do you faggots ALWAYS have a way to twist literally anything into a reason to be bearish? It's fucking mental illness

[Anonymous No.57468013]

>>57467987
i can't figure out if the cat's getting cut in half or if the cat has a chainsaw growing out of its forehead

[Anonymous No.57468014]

>>57467989
>doing his job
>inflation going down
>mass layoffs
>h-higher for longer anyway goy

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.57468015]

>>57467989
Thanks anon. I’m just very stressed. We got fucked bad last year by the rate hikes and I have a family to take care of and I just don’t know what I’m gonna do. Very stressed right now this conference isn’t going the way i had hoped

[Anonymous No.57468018]

I feel so funny these days
I'd rather sleep than stay awake
Trees used to talk to me
Now I know what's real and what is fake

[Anonymous No.57468019]

>>57467851
>>57467909
FREEZE, ANON!
Put one hand in the air and the other up my ass!

[Anonymous No.57468020]

Did you guys cop any new Jerome reaction images today?

[Anonymous No.57468021]

>>57467996
Powell is too much of a coward to say it, but what he really is concerned with is that there will be more inflation due to the Middle East conflicts that will most certainly lead to oil sanctions on Iran and the closure of the Suez route.

[Anonymous No.57468022]

So when is the next bull run? I need green numbers not red (I like money)

[Anonymous No.57468030]

>>57467812
Is anybody here stuck holding ARAV? They claimed they were voluntarily delisting on February 8th but Webull has frozen any buying/selling on the stock and nobody on the app can liquidate. I only stand to lose a whopping $40 or so but this fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.57468032]

The market is a bipolar teenage girl who cuts herself

[Anonymous No.57468035]

>>57467794
OURGUY IS BACK

[Anonymous No.57468039]

>he's scared about stagnating inflation

[Anonymous No.57468045]

>>57467946
Shouldn't have laughed in my face when I suggested you give me a discount to pay off my 3% mortgage. TBD

[Anonymous No.57468046]

>>57468012
it's literally what he said.. what am I twisting
there was no reading between the lines our putting words into his mouth in my paraphrasing
it is literally what he said lol
> "Soon we'll see a sharp effects of restrictive rates, they've been masked by restoring of supply chains and labor market"

[Anonymous No.57468049]

>>57467989
>>57468014
Should have paid closer attention to their VAR.

[Anonymous No.57468050]

>>57468035
He never left you anon

[Anonymous No.57468053]

>Ok, maybe no soft landing
>But can you say that there also won't be a hard landing?

[Anonymous No.57468061]

>>57468014
>inflation going down
Where?
>mass layoffs
Where?

[Anonymous No.57468062]

>>57468020
You memeing me chud?
**sternly stares into your soul**

[Anonymous No.57468064]

I think the greater risk is that [inflation] would stabilize at a meaningful level above above 2%

[Anonymous No.57468065]

>>57468020

[Anonymous No.57468067]

>NOT DENYING HARD LANDING
>NOT DENYING HARD LANDING
>NOT DENYING HARD LANDING

[Anonymous No.57468070]

>>57468061
Inflation is the time derivative.

[Anonymous No.57468071]

Did i miss something guys?

[Anonymous No.57468073]

>>57467995
If by "chuds" you mean the entire United States, then yes.

[Anonymous No.57468074]

>>57468053
the bloomberg article "hard landing not off the table" has already been pre written

[Anonymous No.57468075]

>>57468064
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57468076]

>THIS IS A GOOD ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.57468079]

>>57468012
>getting mad about this when permabulls find nonstop excuses to pump the market higher
>ww3? bullish
>banks collapsing? bullish
>society locked down? bullish

[Anonymous No.57468081]

>>57468061
For some reason people think the labor market = tech sector

[Anonymous No.57468087]

>>57468061
>where
Look at the numbers the last 6 months
>where
The tech sector for one. Regional banks are closing and more will be coming soon as well

[Anonymous No.57468089]

>>57467896
>six toes

[Anonymous No.57468091]

>>57468035
>>57468050
is that professional eater Eric Badlands Booker?

[Anonymous No.57468092]

They want to see stable 2% inflation

we are all getting rugged

[Anonymous No.57468094]

>>57468021
Also, is anyone else tired of the sidways, cryptic way Powell always speaks?

[Anonymous No.57468093]

>>57468074
It's amazing how predictable this is. EMH is more dead than religion.

[Anonymous No.57468096]

>international is green
>domestic is down 1%
What

[Anonymous No.57468097]

It's over

[Anonymous No.57468101]

>>57467974
yeah?

[Anonymous No.57468102]

>>57468097
It's JOEver.

[Anonymous No.57468105]

>>57468094
it's because the market would throw an actual, bawling nonstop tantrum if he just spoke directly
he has to tiptoe around the permabulls
it would be better if the Fed just went back to not saying anything at all publicly like in the old days

[Anonymous No.57468106]

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT

[Anonymous No.57468109]

IT'S OGRE

[Anonymous No.57468110]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
NOT MARCH

[Anonymous No.57468111]

RIP MARCH CUTS

STABLE INFLATION AT 2% IS THE GOAL (NO PRE-CUTS)

HEEMED MUMUS

[Anonymous No.57468114]

AAAAH SAVE THE MARKET
GIVE JEANNA THE MIC

[Anonymous No.57468116]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57468118]

LOL
"march is not base case"
>YOU... YOU BEARS ARE SPINNING IT NEGATIVELY!!!

[Anonymous No.57468119]

>>57468097
imagine waking up to the sound of her in the bathroom down the hall, farting loudly into the toilet bowl whilst pissing

[Anonymous No.57468120]

its jerover.....

[Anonymous No.57468122]

>>57468094
Fedspeak is a time-honored US tradition
Powell is also the least cryptic Fed president we had for a while

[Anonymous No.57468121]

>>57468091
he looks alike but its not him
>imagine the breathing, sweating, while focussing on Powell

[Anonymous No.57468123]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.57468124]

>>57468079
>ww3
Not happening but also unironically bullish for the US economy
>banks collapsing
Yeah lmao shit tier banks that no one knows about until they collapse because they're really just safe havens for rich retards
>society locked down
How the fuck are you even talking about 2020?

[Anonymous No.57468125]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.57468127]

BOBROS WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57468128]

> +0.1% to -0.5%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57468131]

You thought you were healing, mumu?

[Anonymous No.57468132]

>>57468110
Yup. Expect to see numerous small and regional banks shuttering now because of this. It’s unironically over for me

[Anonymous No.57468136]

>march is unlikely for rate cuts
its ogre mumubros

[Anonymous No.57468139]

>>57468124
because like 4 days after the mid-March lockdowns we started the skyrocket to +100%?

[Anonymous No.57468137]

>No cuts
>BTFP ending
>No liquidity
Total banker death.

[Anonymous No.57468141]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57468143]

>>57468097
how'd you make this so fast?

[putsRnotDaWae No.57468147]

S&P 5000 by end of Feb, bobo losers KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.57468149]

>no soft landing
>no hard landing
>in fact, no landing at all

[Anonymous No.57468150]

Why are you fags obsessed with this Jenna bitch? She's like a 6/10.

[Anonymous No.57468154]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57468153]

>>57468097
>when the cute girl at school has daddy issues and only dates men 2 generations above her

[Anonymous No.57468156]

>leave bobos to me

[Anonymous No.57468157]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57468160]

>They're still using fucking covid as an excuse.
>They're mentioning AI
It's all a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.57468162]

>>57468096
Other countries stock markets are such poor facsimiles that the Indian S&P is literally called the Nifty Fifty. Kek. It's like the US is the mom & dad and international is their little girl playing husband & wife with Barbie and Ken in the doll house. US equities only being 58% of the market is bullish, it should be 99%-100%.

[Anonymous No.57468163]

>JPOW SHITTING ON AI
>JPOW SHITTING ON AI
>JPOW SHITTING ON AI
>JPOW SHITTING ON AI
>JPOW SHITTING ON AI

[Anonymous No.57468167]

WHY IS HE SHITTING ON AI NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57468168]

ohhhhh wowwww color me shocked! As soon as the disingenuous "journalists" show up and start asking purposefully manipulative questions, the entire stock market shits itself in unison. Totally not on purpose!

[Anonymous No.57468169]

Folks, it's done. The algos have made their judgment and the verdict is guilty. You are all guilty and your sentence is PAIN.

[Anonymous No.57468170]

POWELL: GET BACK IN THE OFFICE, WAGIE

[Anonymous No.57468177]

BREAKING NEWS
SHITS FUCKED

[Anonymous No.57468180]

>>57468105
Agreed, and I'd add it's not his job to prop up the markets, it's his job to just tell us what he sees in terms of the economy, rates, and inflation.

[Anonymous No.57468181]

>>57468137
As someone in operations at a smaller bank with no other real opportunities near me I would unironically an hero if I didn’t have a wife and kid who depend on me.

[Anonymous No.57468183]

NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.57468185]

This selling literally makes no sense. Nothing that has been said is a surprise or dire. Complete fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57468187]

>>57468150
They know
We know they know we know
They know we know they know we know

[Anonymous No.57468190]

>>57468147
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57468192]

Holy shit they are pulling the rug

[Anonymous No.57468193]

HOLY SHIT WE'RE NOSE DIVING

[Anonymous No.57468194]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57468196]

why's everyone freaking out. didn't you buy puts like I told you to?

[Anonymous No.57468197]

>>57468163
BASED POP THE AI BUBBLE KILL SILICON VALLEY

[Anonymous No.57468199]

>>57468181
As an unemployed software engineer: Welcome to the US.

[Anonymous No.57468200]

>>57468185
its FOMC day there's always wild swings and then pump after

[Anonymous No.57468201]

>>57468185
this is stuck to the wall above my monitor:
>is price action expected? fade it
>is price action unexpected? it will continue

[Anonymous No.57468203]

AMD bros, our response!?!?

[Anonymous No.57468204]

>>57468185
I can tell you banks were 100% expecting and factoring in a march rate cut into their yearly projections. This is fucked.

[Anonymous No.57468208]

>>57468185
It does make sense. The market has been pricing in so many rate cuts this year that it was bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.57468211]

Powell to Congress: Suck my dick bitch stay out of it let me do my job

[Anonymous No.57468213]

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.57468215]

it's just so over

[Anonymous No.57468216]

DAMN JPOW IS SPITTING STRAIGHT FIYAAAHHHHH TODAY WTFFFFF

[Anonymous No.57468218]

>>57468089
Least she's got a nice big rack and the rest of her feet are nice. Nobody is perfect.

[Anonymous No.57468219]

>>57468208
>>57468204
Point me to where they said there will 100% not be a rate cut in March

[Anonymous No.57468221]

mumu, butthole status

[Anonymous No.57468222]

>EMERGENCY RATE CUTS
INFINITE QE
>EMERGENCY RATE CUTS
INFINITE QE
>EMERGENCY RATE CUTS
INFINITE QE
>EMERGENCY RATE CUTS
INFINITE QE
>EMERGENCY RATE CUTS
INFINITE QE

[Anonymous No.57468223]

>society asked us to enforce the dual mandate
what the fuck did he mean by this

[putsRnotDaWae No.57468226]

Cope and seethe, boboid.

[Anonymous No.57468227]

is nvda going to go swing back and fourth until earnings?

[Anonymous No.57468229]

YOU WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONE JPOW! YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE!!!

[Anonymous No.57468232]

Oh?

[Anonymous No.57468233]

>>57468203
North Hollywood shootout 2.0

[Anonymous No.57468234]

Why does he keep using niggers as an excuse to keep rates high?

[Anonymous No.57468236]

>>57468208
so is it just inevitable dump? History shows the market dumps after rate cuts, and if the rates don't cut it still dumps because it prices in rate cuts by pumping instead of dumping for some reason?
Anyway just lost $500 in 10 minutes, still not selling though

[Anonymous No.57468237]

GLOWNIGGERS STATUS: ABSOLUTELY RAPED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.57468238]

>Good lord What is happening in there?
>uh
>urm
>In depth discussions
>In depth discussions?
>About the treasury market?
>Localized entirely in the fed?

[Anonymous No.57468239]

>>57468167
because it's obvious bullshit? this is like getting mad at dimon for saying crypto is a scam

[Anonymous No.57468240]

>>57468132
Do you guys think Wells Fargo could be the first major bank to go down?

[Anonymous No.57468244]

THIS IS THE WAY I PRAY

[Anonymous No.57468245]

>down 1.5% from ATHs
>everyone panics

calls it is

[Anonymous No.57468246]

>>57468223
How can you question society, when you are a part of society?

[Anonymous No.57468247]

>>57468211
I wish he would have just been like "my response is, fix your zoning issues and build more residential properties."

[Anonymous No.57468249]

>muh six gorillion cuts this year
Lmao mumu

[Anonymous No.57468250]

>>57468200
Not this time.

[Anonymous No.57468252]

>bonds are up
I smell the fear

[Anonymous No.57468254]

>rabinovitch

[Anonymous No.57468255]

>>57468219
He said it's not the likely or base case. Fed funds futures were giving it 60% odds.

[Anonymous No.57468258]

>>57468245
/smg/ is actually just bogleheads LARPing as emotional women options traders
we like to have fun around here

[Anonymous No.57468260]

>>57468255
It's basically the markets getting it completely wrong. Again

[Anonymous No.57468261]

[Anonymous No.57468265]

>MMMMMMMMMM YES, MY DARLING CHEAPIES, MMMMMMMMMMMM YEEEEES! CHEAPIES MY DARLING SCRUMPTIOUS CHEAPEIES YEEEEEEEEEEESS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[Anonymous No.57468266]

Mumu wake up

[Anonymous No.57468269]

>>57468233
kek

[Anonymous No.57468271]

>>57468149
Wtf happened here, I’m too retarded to understand

[Anonymous No.57468273]

Is stock market computer going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57468274]

>>57468255
>The Fed never changes its mind between FOMC meetings
>Fed funds futures are never wrong

[Anonymous No.57468276]

Why are we down this much on absolutely no news?

[Anonymous No.57468279]

>>57468234
Inflation was mainly caused by niggers of every coleur.
Instead of paying down what they owed (debt) the majority went full retard gibsmedat with the stimulus cheques and bought retarded shit like gaming GPUs.
This is total nigger tier behavior.
Instead of spinner rims and fake gold teeth it was mostly NigForce GTX.

[Anonymous No.57468280]

JPOW IS HERE TO JUST DO HIS JOB

[Anonymous No.57468281]

>>57468240
No clue anon. Not even thinking about that right now. My bank is going down at this rate and I’m just very very sad because I’m likely gonna have to find a new job at a big bank. They pay like shit and I will have to move. I legitimately want to an hero right now

[Anonymous No.57468285]

PSYCHO BITCH

[Anonymous No.57468286]

Eat shit, Greg.

[Anonymous No.57468287]

>>57468226
check the chart

[Anonymous No.57468290]

>>57468236
It wasn't inevitable, but it was less likely to match what the market expected.

[Anonymous No.57468294]

>>57468271
Greta’s worst nightmare

[Anonymous No.57468297]

>>57468271
Essentially his engine exploded I think

[Anonymous No.57468298]

>>57468244
>Another truth you can never believe
>Has crippled you, completely
>All the cries you're beginning to hear
>Trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening

[Anonymous No.57468299]

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

[Anonymous No.57468300]

Funny how hope just raped the markets after people just got done pumping wall streets bags with their 401k contributions

[Anonymous No.57468304]

Thank you for showing yourselves, bears. Looks like we have some more pumping to do.

[Anonymous No.57468302]

Are you bigger than Jerome

[Anonymous No.57468305]

>>57468240
It's a piece of shit and very well might. They'll definitely beat JPM.

[Anonymous No.57468311]

>CEO OF SWITZERLAND’S SECOND LARGEST BANK JULIUS BAER TO MYSTERIOUS STEP DOWN IMMEDIATELY

Ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.57468312]

Holy fuck they always ask the worst questions. Either they suck that much at coming up with questions or they pre screen all questions and don't allow them to ask the real questions

[Anonymous No.57468314]

SOONER AND FASTER

[Anonymous No.57468319]

>>57468271
Even cars are twerking now. It's the new AMERICAN culture.

[Anonymous No.57468321]

>>57468279
BASED AND AGREEABLE

[Anonymous No.57468322]

>>57468271
Diesel engines can get caught in a kind of feedback loop where they can't be shut down.

[Anonymous No.57468324]

LOL that guy tried to make his voice sound lower mid speech

[Anonymous No.57468323]

>>57468281
This fucking sucks. I make a point to give my business to a community bank called Cadence. Excellent customer service and good people work there. We need these local community banks. The customer service is head and shoulders above all of the other bullshit in town.

[Anonymous No.57468326]

>"british" journalist
>a literal shitskin immigrant

[Anonymous No.57468327]

>>57468290
I guess im wondering why markets pump in anticipation of rate cuts when I saw a graph that indicates it always goes down when the rates actually cut. Is the market just masocistic? does it get a boner when it thinks about getting its cock lashed?

[Anonymous No.57468329]

>Nick Timiraos WSJ

[Anonymous No.57468331]

>>57468304
Denied.

[Anonymous No.57468333]

come on roll da fuck over, I want to hit my exit target before EOD

[Anonymous No.57468334]

[Anonymous No.57468335]

>>57468240
In terms of the big banks, it has the weakest performance. But if we get to that point, we'll probably get a bailout. The government is too much of a pussy and willing to spend taxpayers' money these days to really let anything like that happen. Moral hazard is real, but it's not something politicians care about, especially in an election year.

[Anonymous No.57468336]

What's funny is that these layoffs will continue because of monetary tightening and will influence the 2024 election. The left is seething right now
Watch Biden and his lackeys like Warren cry about the fed tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.57468337]

>>57468326
I gather you haven't been across the pond lately

[Anonymous No.57468341]

>Why do people think things are bad?
>Let's ignore that all the job growth is in service crap
>Let's ignore the shit labor participation rate
>OH I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE CHEESE IS EXPENSIVE

[Anonymous No.57468346]

>>57468299
Checked.

[Anonymous No.57468349]

tup remains comfy

[putsRnotDaWae No.57468350]

>>57468287
It appears to be well above 4800, and fairly close to an all time high. Biden economy is the greatest in US history.

[Anonymous No.57468353]

>>57468331
Not today, dummy, but once you loaded up puts again.

[Anonymous No.57468352]

>>57468327
all you need to know:
permabulls are retarded
>>57468336
these people are not the left. they are corporatist liberals

[Anonymous No.57468355]

Diversity hire.

[Anonymous No.57468357]

>>57468352
>the left aren't corporatist liberals
did you wake up from a 10 year coma?

[Anonymous No.57468361]

>>57468326
They reap what they sow

[Anonymous No.57468362]

my heemed covered calls are doin a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.57468364]

If this keeps up. I'm gonna have to get a real wagie job.

[Anonymous No.57468365]

>>57468311
ITS HAPPENING WELLS FARGO IS NEXT.

[Anonymous No.57468369]

>>57468341
>full-time workers strap on blue vests to work a second job at Walmart
>JOB CREATION! UNEMPLOYMENT IS GOING DOWN! THIS ECONOMY IS GREAT!

[Anonymous No.57468372]

>>57468327
Depends on when the rate cuts happened. Many rate cuts in previous rate increase cycles happened due to recession occurring or some other problem with the economy.

[Anonymous No.57468373]

>>57468353
YOU BOUGHT A BLOWOFF TOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.57468375]

The Economy is doing great! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.57468374]

>>57468341
Powell's rate hikes just make it harder for normal people to get ahead since all the good job growth has died

[Anonymous No.57468377]

>>57468352
Perhaps. I hold a significant position in value just because I expect it to dampen the drawdown when rate cuts actually happen and make everything tech crash.

[Anonymous No.57468380]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANOTHER SHITSKIN, NIGGER OR ROASTIE WEARING GLASSES SO SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A STUPID BIMBO APPEARS ON CAMERA

[Anonymous No.57468379]

Isn't Jerome a nigger name? What white person would name their son Jerome?

[Anonymous No.57468381]

>>57468271
probably a runaway diesel. could be the turbo line blew and oil got in the intake (acting as fuel) or the fuel injectors failed and dumped a ton of fuel. Once a diesel starts a runaway the only way to stop it is to cut air or cut fuel, otherwise it will tear itself apart.

[Anonymous No.57468382]

>>57468337
If it was 30-40 years ago, I would have. I'll never visit the UK now.

[Anonymous No.57468388]

[Anonymous No.57468390]

Is QCOM going to rape SOXL after hours?

[Anonymous No.57468391]

>>57468281
Damn I’m sorry to hear that anon, I’ll pray for you… what job do you do at your bank?

[Anonymous No.57468392]

>>57468326
It's 2024! And I never got to go overseas when the UK and Japan weren't totally fucked because my family is a bunch of backstabbing kike thieves.

[Anonymous No.57468393]

>>57468375
OK CHAD er I mean President Joe!
#ridin with biden
#bidenomics works
#donald duck

[Anonymous No.57468396]

>>57468373
I did all my buying q4 last year, and not in tech.

[Anonymous No.57468399]

WELL JPOW DIDNT LITERALLY SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR BUT FIGURATIVELY THAT WAS A GOOD SHITTIN

[Anonymous No.57468401]

>>57468375
Biden's run out of tools to prop up the economy. It's only a matter of time it all catches up to him.

[Anonymous No.57468403]

>>57468391
Anti money laundering

[Anonymous No.57468406]

>stocks didnt like that at all
>they sold off pretty quickly
oh the stocks did that themselves? or the jews that own the stocks did that?

[Anonymous No.57468407]

>>57468357
I don't wanna get too /pol/ in here but no I have been following politics closely ever since 2004. the democrat party barely has any leftists in it, it's a fully corporatist party that's focused on rightfeels and rightthought instead of any meaningful/material support of the laboring class.
>>57468401
agreed. I still expect yellen to do some bullshit with swaps to try to keep the dance going for permabulls through November but I doubt it'll be enough to fight against the currents we're seeing

[Anonymous No.57468408]

>>57468352
https://odysee.com/@Endeavour:9/the-base-and-superstructure-of-woke:f

[Anonymous No.57468409]

THIS EVENT HAS NOW ENDED

[Anonymous No.57468412]

>>57468403
Kek

[Anonymous No.57468416]

>Stocktwits
>@Stocktwits
>just poking fun

>big fan of jboots btw, but we prefer sow pots ourselves
>jboots

[Anonymous No.57468417]

>>57468375
If this fag didn't prop up the jobs market with government jobs we'd get a cut at this meeting already

[Anonymous No.57468418]

TIME TO PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.57468419]

BOND KING JEFFERY GUNDLACH

[Anonymous No.57468421]

>>57468304
Data indicates large hedge funds have closed their short term longs and have gone bearish. We will go low for 8 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57468425]

Very gay market

[Anonymous No.57468427]

>>57468403
You should go into sanctions compliance. That's fun as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57468431]

>More Americans are trapped in a credit card debt spiral and fewer are able to pay their bills in full at the end of the month, per CNBC.

Credit crisis event when?

[Anonymous No.57468435]

yeah, I'm fading this reaction
fed meeting trades are free money

[Anonymous No.57468439]

>>57468374
"Good jobs" are just retarded HR shit that goes to roasties who reject men from actual jobs like CPA, JD, Master Engineer, Bright Wizard and computer programmer.

[Anonymous No.57468440]

is this pump with us in the room right now?

[Anonymous No.57468441]

>>57468403
Alright you deserve it. Fuck KYC/AML niggers.

[Anonymous No.57468442]

>>57468407
Being retarded is one thing, but being retarded for twenty years? I would kms in that situation.

[Anonymous No.57468445]

>>57468421
At least you said something somewhat cognizant, unlike that other guy.

[Anonymous No.57468446]

>>57468403
That sounds like a fun job

[Anonymous No.57468447]

ok now that the market has finished un-pricing in march cuts, can it start pricing in june cuts?

[Anonymous No.57468449]

>>57468431
Only banks and governments get bailouts when they can't pay their debts. Individuals and families can starve. :)

[Anonymous No.57468452]

next
>>57467829
>>57467829
>>57467829
>>57467829

[Anonymous No.57468454]

>>57468396
YOU BOUGHT THE TOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57468455]

>>57468431
What would happen to people's balances if there were a credit crisis? Would fees just skyrocket?

[Anonymous No.57468458]

What's the big deal everyone knows the Fed won't cut rates until March at the earliest
yet they still pumped and then sold

[Anonymous No.57468460]

>>57468431
Never because credit card companies are too much pussies to jack up minimums

[Anonymous No.57468462]

>>57468442
the only retarded person here is the person who looks at brandon propping up corporations and billionaires, supporting israel genociding the palestinians, while ignoring mass layoffs and grocery prices doubling, and calling him a leftist.

[Anonymous No.57468468]

This was the first conference where Powell was reading off a screen
All the others he has read off a piece of paper
What does this tell us?
I think this tells us that they were changing the script up until the last minute, to the point that he couldn't have it printed out to read it.
Why does this matter?
It shows that the Fed is reacting, not predicting / leading; it shows the Fed is being held together behind the scenes with rubber bands and duct tape; it shows that the Fed does not have their shit together --- like a teacher seeing a student working on their homework in the hall before class starts

[Anonymous No.57468469]

>The pain WILL continue until morale improves
-the fed

[Anonymous No.57468477]

>>57468447
Those have been getting unpriced since December

[Anonymous No.57468525]

>>57468441
I’m a cool aml analyst. I’m not out here trying to burn bank clients like some of those overzealous motherfuckers who will file a SAR for a client sneezing wrong at the teller window
>>57468446
Pays the bills and it can be cool sometimes. Especially catching poojeet scam rings

[Anonymous No.57468650]

When I traveled Europe I stayed away from the UK because I don't care to learn Arabic. I got fish and chips from a nonwhite in Gibraltar