/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57458165]

>he bought the top

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57456846

[Anonymous No.57458175]

MSFT will be green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57458176]

>BABA

[Anonymous No.57458180]

>GOOG

[Anonymous No.57458184]

>>57458175
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.57458185]

Reposting this in that Anon's face.

[Anonymous No.57458188]

the after hours price movement is even more confirmation that amd earnings got leaked today

[Anonymous No.57458189]

I'm scared bros

[Anonymous No.57458200]

Imagine not buying the GOOG earnings dip. Literary free money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458202]

>>57458188
If the earnings are bad for AMD, why would NVDA's be any better?

[Anonymous No.57458203]

>>57458189
>scared

[Anonymous No.57458207]

lol amd

[Anonymous No.57458208]

*DING DING DING*

[Anonymous No.57458210]

>AMD
what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.57458212]

>>57458174
Capital in tech companies is the theory in the heads of the engineers that can be applied to existing IP. Everyone knows there have been massive layoffs which will disrupt this. Just like when they went up, as they go down the financial statements are noise.

[Anonymous No.57458213]

>>57458189
dis nigga scared of numbers lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458218]

>>57458200
imagine believing in the magnificent 7 when our economy is now just taking images of women off facebook and using nividia gpu's to see what the women look like naked.

[Anonymous No.57458224]

Everything is turning green again, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57458228]

>>57457771
>he did not consult the sage

[Anonymous No.57458230]

Bobos get their 2 minutes in the sun and then we're back to bulling. Who cares.
>>57458200
Would if I still had some cash, but went in on msft

[Anonymous No.57458231]

>AMD got almost billion income
>dumps
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57458232]

>>57458224
you best start believing in golden bull runs... you're in one

[Anonymous No.57458236]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57458240]

>>57458218
You can either fight globohomo (futile) or you can invest in globohomo. I choose the latter

[Anonymous No.57458241]

>Match (Tinder, etc), $MTCH earnings:
>Adj EPS 81C, est 53C
>Rev: $866.2 million vs est $861.4 million
Who the fuck is paying for this

[Anonymous No.57458242]

Anyone else don't mind losing money because /smg/ is more fun in a bear market?

[Anonymous No.57458246]

>Starbucks crushed earnings
Niggers, I kneel

[Anonymous No.57458249]

>>57458231
its all about guidance

[Anonymous No.57458250]

>>57458241
Baggie. He has a CD profile to find guys to fuck him since he cannot please his gook wife

[Anonymous No.57458251]

What the fuck was that weird ass crash? Like come on, of course Microsoft and Google would beat earnings, I called that shit a week ago. Bunch of bobo retards.

[Anonymous No.57458252]

>>57458165
Skinny white men losing in the stock market is funny! Do you really think you're going to have it easy!

[Anonymous No.57458253]

>>57458246
Nice

[Anonymous No.57458254]

Lisa Su you fuk with my moneyyyy AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57458255]

>>57458241
>Who the fuck is paying for this
Same people paying for RICK.

[Anonymous No.57458257]

>google destroyed
>spy moves a dollar
what gives bros?

[Anonymous No.57458258]

>>57458241
I do, to make maximize the amount of female asses I can get to sniff

[Anonymous No.57458260]

is google bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.57458262]

>>57458210
It's jumping like a pinball machine. I bought a put right before close thank god.

[Anonymous No.57458264]

AMD slightly beat on everything and then softened guidance a little. Everyone is just setting expectations lower this quarter and then it's gonna magically be a GrEaT earnings season next time. Please tell me none of you are falling for this shit for like the 50th time, remember your training

[Anonymous No.57458265]

>>57458246
Was it all due to retarded college zoomies buying all of that shit on credit cards? kek

[Anonymous No.57458268]

Up 2.7% today.
Great day

[Anonymous No.57458275]

What do we think for NVDA earnings?

[Anonymous No.57458280]

>AMD green
HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED BOBO LMAOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57458281]

>>57458264
It's literally bouncing back to green after being down 8 DOLLARS after hours. What in the name of sweet fuck

[Anonymous No.57458282]

>AMD
BOBO?
BOBO?

[Anonymous No.57458286]

>>57458280
green doesnt mean what you think it means

[Anonymous No.57458288]

I-it's healing...it's all healing

[Anonymous No.57458290]

>>57458280
AMD is 5 dollars in the hole, what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.57458296]

any real oldfags here? how good was growing up in the 80s? was it like the movies?

[Anonymous No.57458299]

God, why did I short Starbucks?
How does this terrible company keep winning?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458302]

>>57458250

[Anonymous No.57458303]

>>57458290
zoom out

[Anonymous No.57458304]

Active management loses to Passive Index Investing 95% of the time. You are all wasting your time.

[Anonymous No.57458305]

>>57458296
Everything was nice

[Anonymous No.57458308]

>>57458290
according to my cost basis i will be significantly less heemed even a dollar
up
>t. 24k deep

[Anonymous No.57458310]

>>57458290
>>57458286
>>57458282
>>57458281
>>57458280
>>57458264
>>57458262
>>57458254
>>57458231
>>57458210
Honestly the most retarded price action I've ever seen post ER. It's literally become a casino that you have to hedge both sides if you want to win (barely anything).

[Anonymous No.57458311]

>>57458296
It was like in Wonderwoman 84

[Anonymous No.57458312]

>>57458296
Nothing but vaporwave tracks on the radio and neon lights everywhere, what do you think

[Anonymous No.57458313]

>>57458302
fess up cuck

[Anonymous No.57458314]

>out of touch manchildren that only leave their room to buy groceries don't understand why people spend money

[Anonymous No.57458317]

>>57458296
On the whole it was pretty great.

[Anonymous No.57458319]

Amd anon who lost $8k before earnings killed himself already . I told him to inverse his trade and yet he clinged to his losing position until the casino closed it for him...many such cases

[Anonymous No.57458320]

Coordinated p n d.

[Anonymous No.57458326]

I just need bae su to actually just show her big dick energy and mention AI 100 times during the call and how intel is getting BTFO'd this season

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458327]

>>57458313
what the fuck do i need a tinder account for?

[Anonymous No.57458329]

>>57458304
Heavy concentration going into downturns is when you have a chance to beat indexes. So no, for now we are not.

[Anonymous No.57458330]

>>57458319
??? still here

[Anonymous No.57458331]

>>57458246
>Starbucks crushed earnings
waaaah I will never own a house, but I need my coffee to go for 7$ every morning

[Anonymous No.57458334]

>>57458299
Never underestimate the horrors unleashed to this world by White women

[Anonymous No.57458335]

>>57458304
you don't have a single fact to back up that number you made up

[Anonymous No.57458341]

>margin increases
>income increases by a fucking billion almost
If AMD is not 190 by tomorrow, the market is officially fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57458344]

>>57458304
I'm smarter than 95% of people. Probably more like 99%.

[Anonymous No.57458346]

>>57458335
cope

>>57458329
Time in the market beats timing the market

[Anonymous No.57458351]

>>57458304
Not for big tech sector.

[Anonymous No.57458350]

>>57458346
you have no argument other than a made up number

[Anonymous No.57458352]

Anybody buy the EA dip?

[Anonymous No.57458354]

What is this technical pattern called?

[Anonymous No.57458355]

>SPY after hours -0.17%
Bobo celebrating.

[Anonymous No.57458360]

>>57458344
You're not. The very fact that you're wasting your time on picking stocks and arguing about it on a weeaboo anime forum makes you at least dumber than 40% of the population

[Anonymous No.57458361]

>>57458346
Didn’t warren buffet time the literal bottom of natural gas in the summer of 2020?

[Anonymous No.57458366]

>>57458346
Tell that to the Japanese 40 year olds who have lost money on stocks their entire lives.

[Anonymous No.57458365]

>>57458360
again, making up numbers
you're actually stupid

[Anonymous No.57458369]

>>57458360
jokes on you I'm working my 250k job and shitposting in between

[Anonymous No.57458370]

>>57458354
Inverse kot

[Anonymous No.57458371]

>>57458354
It’s called the apple chart you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.57458372]

>>57458361
I know a guy that won some money playing the lottery. Does that mean lottery tickets are a good investment?

[Anonymous No.57458375]

>>57458369
Can I have you're job? I'll give you insider scoops

[Anonymous No.57458376]

>>57458372
for him, it was

[Anonymous No.57458377]

>>57458141
My cattle spreads are fucking me up, it's not supposed to be like this, the ratio isn't going up this year.

[Anonymous No.57458381]

>>57458360
>wasting your time on picking stocks and arguing about it on a weeaboo anime forum
It beats arguing without picking stocks which I would have done anyway. Now there's something people get for being right which makes it way more fun.

[Anonymous No.57458382]

>>57458366
>Implying youre only allowed to invest in your own country

[Anonymous No.57458385]

>>57458354
Head and shoulders. Literally

[Anonymous No.57458390]

>>57458376
For you and me, it won't be. Thats the point.

[Anonymous No.57458393]

>>57458264
yeah, like we soften the guidance, but then the PE will remain at 1000+ forever.
I learned this from Micron who just coasted a "down" cycle. their PE just jumped around but the price kept increasing

[Anonymous No.57458397]

>>57458304
MSFT, GOOG, AMD, and EA all just dipped almost 5% and recovered within a few minutes of each other (laggard GOOG notwithstanding). That's obvious free money there for the taking. All you had to do was have a limit order set for each one today. You knew weeks in advance earnings was today so you knew exactly when to set your order. INTC did the same thing last week and again you knew weeks in advance. Free money to beat the market

[Anonymous No.57458398]

>>57458385

[Anonymous No.57458400]

>AMD CALL buyers panic sell with losses drop
>AMD PUT buyers panic sell with losses after spike up
>Both sides heemed
>Balanced as things should be

[Anonymous No.57458403]

kek every earnings call now is just how many times can they say "AI"

[Anonymous No.57458407]

>>57458382
Oh wait, you're for stock picking after all? Last I checked snp500 was US only.

[Anonymous No.57458408]

>>57458397
I cannot buy with market closed

[Anonymous No.57458409]

>>57458165
>3 years on the stock market
>30% overall gain
>3 years in cryoto
>10% overall loss

Stock market anons, I kneel. It took me three years to realise crypto was a scam.

[Anonymous No.57458414]

>>57458310

[Anonymous No.57458416]

This is what an Italian trading floor in the 90's looked like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cHYFFUHsEk

[Anonymous No.57458415]

>>57458409
30% in 3 years? Nigga u suck at this shit

[Anonymous No.57458417]

KWAB
AMD BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57458419]

>>57458341
>linear projection to eternity
lmao

[Anonymous No.57458422]

>>57458408
Change brokers fren. 4 dips, 4 shots at free money

[Anonymous No.57458423]

>>57458400
>AMD straddlers (me) get IV crushed

I should've stuck to boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.57458427]

>>57458407
Global ETF. Whos talking about sp500? Fucking dumbass lol

[Anonymous No.57458429]

>>57458341
>the market is officially fucking retarded.
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.57458430]

>>57458242
The bearfags are insufferable
They predict a crash 365 days a year and when it finally happens they act like the system was busted and the economy will never recover this time
meanwhile the line always goes up and to the right without fail

[Anonymous No.57458432]

>>57458416
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.57458438]

My bank just called to schedule a meeting with my "Relationship Manger" to discuss my financial goals for the year
I'm going to have to tell her that I'm unemployed and just fucking gambling wildly on the stock market to try and make money

[Anonymous No.57458440]

>>57458422
What broker do you recommend ? Do you know one in France? I don’t feel like doing all the tax accounting by hand when banks can do it automatically

[Anonymous No.57458443]

>>57458341
overpriced garbage stonk

[Anonymous No.57458444]

>>57458185
Was hi right to sell or no?

[Anonymous No.57458447]

>>57458432
>tfw will never sniff her tits

[Anonymous No.57458451]

>>57458443
Didn't buy at 8. Didn't buy at 40. Didn't buy at 80. Didn't buy at 140. Didn't buy at 190...

[Anonymous No.57458452]

>>57458444
Find out tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.57458454]

>>57458416
Short dick bros... it's over...

[Anonymous No.57458456]

>>57458438
Happened to me. They proposed me some products that I kindly refused. They were not even bad (3.5% guaranteed for 4 years). Nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.57458458]

>AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAIAIAIAI

[Anonymous No.57458460]

>>57458440
>Do you know one in France?
Interactive brokers is probably your best bet. Get an account and tell them you want access to the US market. They have their own software to trade with called TWS but if you get serious and want to day trade try Das Trader since that's about the best you can get and it works with IB

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458466]

>>57458438
ask her if you can have the meeting over lunch, you're probably one of the more interesting cases she's going to have, don't fuck this one up.

[Anonymous No.57458469]

>>57458456
14% for 4 years is awful anon. That doesn't even beat inflation.

[Anonymous No.57458471]

I am short pay for my university re-admission fees, is there anyway any of you may help? I only have some hours left, but not being able to find any way. I try my best to search for a works but failed. Short of 1300 usd, anyway someone may help me out please? I badly want to continue my educational career

[Anonymous No.57458474]

Might want to check the charts again.

[Anonymous No.57458477]

>>57458451
keep hodling, surely it will keep going up
it's not being greedy right?

[Anonymous No.57458478]

That IV crush on AMD
lol
lmao

Flat really is justice

[Anonymous No.57458479]

I'm never going to be financially independent

[Anonymous No.57458484]

>>57458456
Yeah I've done these calls before, it's just this year I'm unemployed. She can probably see the unemployment check s getting deposited into my account...
>>57458466
We're very far apart, so that can't happen. I'm not so high status that she'll fly to me (or fly me to her)

[Anonymous No.57458488]

>>57458479
Correct. Now get back in the wage cage, zoomie.

[Anonymous No.57458489]

>>57458458
Its gonna be the next Dot Com Bubble, mark my words bros

[Anonymous No.57458490]

>The company's earnings beat expectations, but not as much as investors hoped
The FUCK kind of cuckery is this? WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE THE EXPECTATION THEN?

[Anonymous No.57458491]

>>57458330
Are you ok anon?

[Anonymous No.57458497]

>>57458416
>>57458447
>>57458454
I really dislike how she's making fun of me right now... How does she even know me?

[Anonymous No.57458498]

Got absolutely fucked today. Had about 2k in calls and the internet went out. It came back just now, 40 minutes after the market closed. Of course all my positions are crushed. Only upside is I took about $500 of profit before the internet went down. Hoping for a Green Day tomorrow I guess.

[Anonymous No.57458501]

amd btfo

nvidya chads stay winning, the superior equity

[Anonymous No.57458503]

why is the zuck-stonk down 2% AH

[Anonymous No.57458504]

>>57458427
That is *the* index. Also pic related. VT has never outperformed SPY.
>>57458444
Why are there suddenly so many blacks in here today?

[Anonymous No.57458509]

Bought the MSFT dip at $402.

[Anonymous No.57458516]

>>57458317
is that miami?

[Anonymous No.57458517]

>>57458503
There is another company reporting earnings that is in the same business as Meta.

[Anonymous No.57458519]

>>57458509
gj anon wagmi
msft will hit 450 by eow

[Anonymous No.57458526]

>>57458519
>>57458509
>these niggas can't be serious

[Anonymous No.57458529]

I am short pay for my university re-admission fees, is there anyway any of you may help? I only have some hours left, but not being able to find any way. I try my best to search for a works but failed. Short of 1300 usd, anyway someone may help me out please? I badly want to continue my education

[Anonymous No.57458530]

>>57458509
MSFT is a good buy at any price

[Anonymous No.57458534]

Did you listen, anon?
Now we get ready for the fun part tomorrow: FOMC.

[Anonymous No.57458538]

>>57458529
suck 130 cocks for $10 each faggot

[Anonymous No.57458537]

>Paypal CEO announces huge shit that didn't do anything

>Paypal announces a shitload of layoffs

The comedy writes itself kek

>>57458478
Any feet pics of her?

[Anonymous No.57458540]

>>57458469
Inflation will cool down. Nevertheless I refused

[Anonymous No.57458549]

>>57458529
PM me, I'll help!

[Anonymous No.57458553]

>>57458469
Also consider that it’s zero risk, and i could exit the investment in any moment

[Anonymous No.57458562]

>>57458469
It doesn't even beat 5 year treasuries which are the lowest yielding right now. Of course then you really need to model your draw down rate/interest rate exposure etc but still.

[Anonymous No.57458564]

>>57458529
sent :^)

[Anonymous No.57458565]

>>57458516
Palm Springs

[Anonymous No.57458567]

We're gonna crab for all of feb after this dipperino, aren't we

[Anonymous No.57458568]

>>57458537
just a few like this

[Anonymous No.57458571]

>>57458529
explain how you got into this fucked up situation. if it's a good story someone is more likely to help

[Anonymous No.57458574]

Do I go SSO or VOO for the next 12 months? $100k total, adding $2k a month or more if SOXL calls do good

[Anonymous No.57458575]

I just made a huge mistake

[Anonymous No.57458576]

>HODL APES! WE'LL BEAT THE HEDGIES! FUNKO POPS FOR ALL! I'M STILL GONNA YOLO IN! GO WSB, WE RIDE AT DAWN!

[Anonymous No.57458582]

>>57458529
Sharpie in pooper is the board beggar tradition. You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.57458583]

>>57458549
I really don't know how to pm here in 4chan. Seriously. Can you please send me a text to my telegram @eftyhere ? I am limited not being able to send any text. Also you can tell here. If needed I am ready to provide any face record video evidence or live location or any statement.

[Anonymous No.57458585]

>>57458529
>1300usd
Easy, contact your local pusher and tell him you want to work for him. You can make 1300 in a day, or a few weeks, depending on the kind of risks you’re willing to take

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458590]

>>57458529
sorry esl foreigner dude, i'm an asshole and dgaf about you or your future

[Anonymous No.57458592]

>>57458537
AI generated just for you Anon.

[Anonymous No.57458595]

>>57458501
>not playing both sides and longing both
Cmon
>>57458530
I bought it today. Almost regretted not waiting for it to dip lower but ultimately it's nice and cozy.

[Anonymous No.57458598]

>>57458509
I bought at $65, did I do good bullbros?

[Anonymous No.57458600]

>>57458564
I don't understand what did you sent?

[Anonymous No.57458608]

>>57458583
>I really don't know how to pm here in 4chan.
Well you better learn, the post office near me doesn't have a telegram.

[Anonymous No.57458609]

>>57458600
He means check your ETH wallet

[Anonymous No.57458610]

AMD is being ladder long squeeze attacked
Don't paperhand your ticket to financial independence

[Anonymous No.57458612]

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/elon-musks-55-billion-tesla-pay-package-voided-by-judge
>TSLA tanks on this news
how is this bad for the stock? it means shareholders will get a better deal lmao

[Anonymous No.57458619]

>>57458609
He didnt even ask for my wallet, so how can even he sent?

[Anonymous No.57458620]

>>57458497
She sees our aura

[Anonymous No.57458621]

>>57458612
elon will dump shares

[Anonymous No.57458622]

>>57458612
Because the stock market doesn't make sense anon. None of it makes sense. It's just luck.

[Anonymous No.57458623]

Earnings are an antiquated and bigoted method to value companies. Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) and ESG ratings are the modern standard. MSFT bright green tomorrow, the economy is roaring

[Anonymous No.57458626]

Where's the guy who was licking Musk's sack saying TSLA was the greatest company ever and they were the future and they'd be 200+EOW? I said I expected a pullback into the 150s before shooting to 200 and he reeee'd out and called me a tranny.

You here little guy?

[Anonymous No.57458625]

>>57458612
Musk is the whole reason anyone buys TSLA shares. No one cares about their shitty cars.

[Anonymous No.57458627]

>>57458621
He wants MORE control. He's not dumping shares.

[Anonymous No.57458630]

>>57458592
based

[Anonymous No.57458633]

>>57458619
Everyone here knows you wallet anon...

[Anonymous No.57458634]

>>57458619
>He hasn't even lurked

[Anonymous No.57458635]

>>57458625
Yeah and he's not going anywhere. The board will give him what he wants and the stock will moon. There might even be a buyback.

[Anonymous No.57458640]

>>57458623
>Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) and ESG ratings are the modern standard
The new paradigm, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.57458641]

I sold my one share of S&P 500 on Monday. Did I do well mommy?

[Anonymous No.57458644]

>>57458625
Basically this. People think everything he touches turns to gold. Without him it's just another Rivian or Lucid, i.e. shit

[Anonymous No.57458651]

>>57458641
It's very likely you sold the top.

[Anonymous No.57458654]

>>57458549
Response please. Can you help me through eth or any other crypto?

[Anonymous No.57458655]

>>57458641
Did you use the funds to buy OIL/NATGAS?

[Anonymous No.57458656]

>>57458627
if he isn't rewarded his pay package from revenues he will start cashing out. he has plenty of control with his family members

[Anonymous No.57458657]

>>57458529
pm'd you

[Anonymous No.57458663]

>>57458296
Some things were better and others will tell you about things like that. Some things were worse than they are now though.
Pollution was bad, leaving politics aside a lot of places and things are cleaner then they were back then.
Plastic shit was shit, now plastic things are actually better engineered and don't break [as much].
And the same pretty much goes for cars.
You can get your news from whomever you want now.
It doesn't take a month and a half to get something shipped to you anymore, and you can see where in the country it actually is.
And so on.

[Anonymous No.57458666]

>>57458655
i need you to stop posting this precocious child please i feel the demons trying to escape

[Anonymous No.57458673]

>>57458666
Satan please calm down.

[Anonymous No.57458675]

>>57458657
I really dont know how to check pm in 4chan, Someone please tell me step my step.

[Anonymous No.57458678]

>>57458619
it's in your 4chan profile

[Anonymous No.57458681]

>google down over 6%
>spy doesnt move
uhhhh

[Anonymous No.57458685]

>>57458654
I responded. You need to PM me here, the post office near me doesn't have a telegraph, so I cannot send you a telegram. I've heard if you post a picture of a woman defecating, the janitorial staff can give you the privilege to PM anons. Try it worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.57458686]

>>57458576
I look like this and say this about my $4000 of LLAP

[Anonymous No.57458687]

first Intel, then AMD, then Google etc., it'll keep happening and the whole market will shit itself in february. It's all so predictable

[Anonymous No.57458695]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.57458696]

>>57458678
How to check that? I didn't even registered. Please tell me step by step.

[Anonymous No.57458699]

>>57458681
I sold my one share of S&P 500 on Monday. Did I do well mommy?

[Anonymous No.57458706]

>>57458685
I was talking about telegram app

[Anonymous No.57458707]

>>57458686
oh, correction, $3600 of LLAP now
>>57458673
hnhgnh

[Anonymous No.57458710]

>>57458675
You need a 4chan Pass to be able to PM

[Anonymous No.57458712]

>>57458696
for me I just right-click the colored ID
but I've installed this extension
>posts totally non-scam chrome-extension that steals your data, cryptos, wife and soul

[Anonymous No.57458717]

Who wants to bet that if Amazon does NOT beat earnings, they will shut Twitch down? There is so much controversey going on with that shithole company, its a miracle that its still around despite never turning a profit. Even the fuckin CEO admitted its not profitable at all kek

>>57458568
>>57458592
If her tits were bigger, she'd be perfect wife material. Love women with stinky soft feet and big tits!

[Anonymous No.57458719]

>>57458654
i can help but i want the back story. what country and why how you found yourself in this situation

[Anonymous No.57458721]

>>57458490
What happened was expectations became the target so companies started sandbagging the analysts so they would always "beat". Now everybody is wise to the game so now there's a second order expectation of the company beating expectations by a certain amount to count

[Anonymous No.57458722]

>>57458657
I really don't know how to check inbox, please tell me here

[Anonymous No.57458725]

>>57458675
just click here

[Anonymous No.57458729]

>>57458687
Well, I'll at least make money on my weekly put, but I'm on the fence if I should hang on to long calls for AMD. I think chips are still red hot, but I wouldn't try to swing trade around earning. You think semis are due for a cooldown?

Someone on Twitter was saying that NVDA's price was artificially high because they sell their products to their own shell companies. No idea if it's true.

[Anonymous No.57458732]

Gentlemen, tonight I proudly present "The Perpetual Motion Diabeetus Portfolio":
50% diabeetus treatment stocks like Johnson & Johnson, Eli Lilly and Abbott Laboratories. Also, 50% stocks to keep the diabeetus comin' like Coca Cola, Mondelez and McDonalds. Fat asses stay fat asses. This will generate infinite gains, amiriteguise?

[Anonymous No.57458735]

>>57458706
>telegram
Don't have one, you have to PM me here. Try posting a picture of a woman defecating (anus must be visible) and the Janitorial staff will give you the privilege to PM me, when you get said privilege just PM me the amount and the wire address and I will wire the money tomorrow. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.57458739]

>>57458732
Why did MDLZ get rekt on earnings today?

[Anonymous No.57458741]

>>57458719
Thanks a lot for the kind words. I will get banned anytime, can you please send me a response to telegram? My username is @eftyhere. Please send me a text there. Any proof or any documents if needed i can provide that or you want me to say it here? If i get banned then I will describe all the details from another id.

[Anonymous No.57458747]

>>57458732
Very jewish methodology, the rabbi approves

[Anonymous No.57458750]

Imagine buying stock in a company whose ticker stands for Live Long And Prosper

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57458751]

>>57458732
You're better off giving them cancer and then selling the drugs to cure cancer, much higher margins.

[Anonymous No.57458752]

>>57458529
before we help you we need to see a picture of your hand to know you're real

[Anonymous No.57458756]

>>57458706
Dude, you gotta be more convincing. People here are playing with you. You're either a troll, in which case others are rightfully baiting you and I'm getting baited, or you're just plain naive

[Anonymous No.57458758]

>>57458710
I don't have a 4chan pass

[Anonymous No.57458761]

golden bull run confirmed??

[Anonymous No.57458764]

how do I know if a company made money or not before they publically announce it?

[Anonymous No.57458765]

Futures are dumping...

[Anonymous No.57458773]

>>57458741
your fee was $350 a few days ago. now it's $1300?

[Anonymous No.57458774]

>>57458732
Bravo! Now we just need to keep shilling body positivity.

[Anonymous No.57458775]

GOOG bros not feeling so good right now. Tell me it's gonna be okay

[Anonymous No.57458777]

>>57458750
0:25 is me and 0:16 is my gf

[Anonymous No.57458782]

>>57458750
>me at the end

[Anonymous No.57458783]

>>57458761
bobo bros, we finally have our day

[Anonymous No.57458784]

>>57458773
I got dropout, need to take re-admission, i failed to manage full amount

[Anonymous No.57458786]

>billions of dollars disappearing from the stock market by the second
>spy moves a penny
ummmm wtf??

[Anonymous No.57458789]

>>57458775
google is still undervalued, eventually they will be the entire internet including infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.57458793]

>>57458719
Please send me a text to telegram @eftyhere so that i can describe

[Anonymous No.57458796]

>this justifies a 10% movement down
Complete schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.57458800]

>Tekken fans playing the same game for 20 years

[Anonymous No.57458804]

>>57458764
Buy their product. Now you know there's been at least 1 confirmed sale before they announce.
>>57458775
It's fucking google man. You'll be up in a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.57458806]

>>57458784
Sounds like you are a...
poor investment
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57458807]

>>57458741
>@eftyhere
you look like a complete faggot

[Anonymous No.57458809]

>>57458756
I thought they really want me to help, what i fool I am!

[Anonymous No.57458811]

>>57458786
it's down almost 0.5% after hours

[Anonymous No.57458814]

>>57458786
all the money moved to banks

[Anonymous No.57458815]

>>57458165
AMD just reduced its PE from 1500 to ~300. We're about to enter an insane bull run. Sorry bobos.

[Anonymous No.57458818]

What is the most Italian stock?

[Anonymous No.57458819]

>>57458796
>hurr durr
priced in expectations don't necessarily line up with "estimates"

[Anonymous No.57458820]

>>57458796
People were expecting 400 millions more in revenues

[Anonymous No.57458822]

>>57458809
Just post the bank Wire information here.

[Anonymous No.57458826]

>>57458814
this was before the earnings selloffs

[Anonymous No.57458830]

>>57458789
>3 years later:
>"Google has decided to discontinue the internet."
They'd have a hard time with NET.

[Anonymous No.57458831]

>>57458786
uhhh $1 in SPY is equivalent to roughly $83 billion worth of S&P 500 market cap so that's about righ?. Roughly 1 billion $ = 1 penny of SPY. Dunno how it being weighted changes this.

[Anonymous No.57458832]

>>57458820
>People were expecting 400 millions more in revenues
literally not even enough to buy a house these days

[Anonymous No.57458834]

>>57458815
sauce?

[Anonymous No.57458835]

>>57458789
>>57458804
thanks I feel a little better. Shit's already down 8% in after hours. fuck I hate this shit sometimes

[Anonymous No.57458844]

You think you won, right anon?

[Anonymous No.57458850]

>>57458832
Houses are overpriced

[Anonymous No.57458851]

I HATE ANALYSTS
I HATE AFTER-HOURS
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.57458853]

>>57458822
I don't have the access to my bank account right now, its been a year since its closed. But I use crypto, please send me a text through telegram app my username is @eftyhere. Or else i can write my crypto address here whatever is suitable for you.

[Anonymous No.57458863]

>>57458739
MDLZ sell a lot of chocolate. So they currently have the same problems as Hershey, cripplingly high cocoa prices.

[Anonymous No.57458868]

>>57458835
Just hold and relax. Look at past stock prices and remember what the G in fagman stands for to calm yourself down. Shit won't stay down long.

[Anonymous No.57458872]

>dumps after hours
>pumps tommorow
I hope you bought calls instead of puts like the rest of retail anons

[Anonymous No.57458873]

>>57458853
Just send me your address I’ll post you a check

[Anonymous No.57458875]

AMD slurpees coming later this week.

>>57458717
You just created the /biz/ mascot of the quarter.

[Anonymous No.57458877]

>>57458853
This is a stock market general I don't own any crypto, try your luck in crypto threads.

[Anonymous No.57458878]

complete AMD destruction

[Anonymous No.57458889]

>>57458818
Ferrari

[Anonymous No.57458890]

>msft bounces up nearly 1%
>spy keeps going down
nothing makes sense anymore

[Anonymous No.57458903]

>>57458890
hey buddy, did you know that msft and spy are two different things?

[Anonymous No.57458909]

>AMD CEO: RYZEN CPUS POWER MORE THAN 90% OF AI-ENABLED PCS CURRENTLY IN MARKET- CONF CALL
She said the two magic letters

[Anonymous No.57458913]

>>57458873
Can you do crypto or any wire transfer through western union?

[Anonymous No.57458924]

>>57458863
Ah, makes sense

[Anonymous No.57458928]

>>57458877
Can you do wire transfer through western union please?

[Anonymous No.57458929]

>>57458913
I’m not into crypto and I don’t like to pay commissions for wire transfers, but other anons might help

[Anonymous No.57458930]

>>57458796
If a stock is ridiculously overpriced, expectations tend to be ridiculously high

[Anonymous No.57458931]

>>57458909
amd cpu and nvidia gpu

[Anonymous No.57458934]

>>57458257
>>57458681
>>57458786
>>57458890
go for a walk, pal

[Anonymous No.57458935]

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[Anonymous No.57458936]

I bought some Tyson chicken at the store today and I could feel the discount coming through via the dividend I was getting.

[Anonymous No.57458938]

>>57458903
they arent in the current market

[Anonymous No.57458940]

Gimme the straight dope biz, is this the first gap of many on the way down?

[Anonymous No.57458942]

>>57458460
This

[Anonymous No.57458954]

>>57458931
>guise, the CPUs are AMD haha
>no they're not really used by AI, but they're there ha ha

[Anonymous No.57458959]

>/CC curve inversion
Woah. Does anyone know why the short end is struggling to deliver?

[Anonymous No.57458961]

>>57458873
Actually I am from Bangladesh, a bank check from outside country will be time taking and hard for me to withdraw for the overall formality and procedure, so crypto or wire transfer through western union will be very easy for me. Even you can help me through card, i can get the amount instantly and easily

[Anonymous No.57458963]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.57458966]

>>57458935
You didn't have to post the transcript of the AMD conference call here

[Anonymous No.57458968]

>>57458954
nah someone computer anon said way back cpus can do ai well too now. thats why amd is pumpening i guess

[Anonymous No.57458973]

>>57458954
I actually train my models on a ryzen CPU. The value proposition is better than an Nvidia GPU especially when you factor in dealing with drivers and BLAS.

[Anonymous No.57458982]

>>57458929
But Western union doesn't take any commission or charge for wire tramsfer for first 3 transaction

[Anonymous No.57458984]

>>57458973
No CUDA no party

[Anonymous No.57458988]

>>57458959
are you asking why some commodity futures that just got super high are in backwardation?

[Anonymous No.57458989]

>>57458968
next gen ryzen is supposed to have some dedicated ai acceleration unit too, NPA or whatever its called. Phones have had them for eons already so it's not that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.57458990]

>>57458963
This is the lowest schizo level for the next 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.57458996]

If you don't buy this dip, you simply aren't watching the market, just looking at it.

[Anonymous No.57459003]

FUCK I AM BROKE

[Anonymous No.57459006]

What's the move

[Anonymous No.57459007]

>>57458255
Heh, don't need zoomettes off Tinder. The stripper's in love with me.

[Anonymous No.57459018]

>>57458959
I guess you're asking why it's so high, well here it is
https://www.tradingview.com/news/barchart:65997d533094b:0-cocoa-continues-its-parabolic-rally-on-west-african-crop-concerns/

[Anonymous No.57459024]

>>57458255
Money laundering

[Anonymous No.57459029]

>>57459006
Winnie Woo has reservations about the first half of 2024. That call might be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.57459031]

Can't any anon help me with 1300 usd with crypto to continue my educational career?

[Anonymous No.57459033]

>>57459006
nothing, you're going to break even. implied move was $15

[Anonymous No.57459035]

>>57458260
In terms of human capital? Yeah, actually. Strivers and jeets as far as the eye can see. They're IBM for this generation.

[Anonymous No.57459037]

>>57459031
Post hand

[Anonymous No.57459042]

i was up literally the entire day until this bullshit
god damn i am mad.

[Anonymous No.57459044]

>>57459031
go away ESL nigger

[Anonymous No.57459045]

>>57459042
t. anon that fell asleep

[Anonymous No.57459048]

>>57458996
Shut the fuck up, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.57459052]

>>57459031
no, you've likely pissed that money away. Take responsibility, and have sex

[Anonymous No.57459053]

>>57459018
im surprised companies like Hershey haven't replaced Cocoa with some chemically derived bullshit yet.

[Anonymous No.57459056]

>>57459037
You mean?

[Anonymous No.57459063]

>>57459048
>Vulgar Display of Power TayTay

[Anonymous No.57459072]

>>57459056
Post a picture of your hand

[FRESH No.57459073]

>>57459046
>>57459046
>>57459046

[Anonymous No.57459087]

>>57458657
Tell me here please

[Anonymous No.57459089]

>>57458984
CUDA is a bitch and most of the hardware isn't worth it even with the nicer compiler.

[Anonymous No.57459095]

>>57458260
There are few companies that hold so much cash.

[Anonymous No.57459106]

>>57459072
And then? Will you help me with 1300 usd in crypto to continue my education?

[Anonymous No.57459117]

>>57459106
It depends on your hand

[Anonymous No.57459153]

>>57459117
Here you go

[Anonymous No.57459170]

>>57459153
ew feet
also you're getting hogged

[Anonymous No.57459174]

>>57459053
Replacing it completely is not possible. However, these Hershey fucks have been constantly lowering the amount of cocoa butter in their products since 2008. That's why Hershey usually tastes less creamy than real chocolate.

[Anonymous No.57459177]

>>57459117
I did. Now can you please help me out? I really want to continue my graduation :(

[Anonymous No.57459205]

>>57459177
We don't give money to brown "people"

[Anonymous No.57459224]

>>57459205
Being an asian is this completely my fault by born like this? Anyway, Thanks for the hope at least.

[Anonymous No.57459270]

over

[Anonymous No.57459294]

>>57459029
>>57459033
We shall see.

[Anonymous No.57459372]

>>57458909
>>57458931
>>57458954
Why are you saying AMD is pumping when it just spent an hour going down you cunts?

[Anonymous No.57459601]

>>57458973
I have a 4060 with 16gb because I'm not poor

[Anonymous No.57459614]

>>57458973
>>57458984
>>57459601
i have a 4090 but im too scared to use it because of cable issues.

[Anonymous No.57459717]

Why did AAPL dump today?

[Anonymous No.57459835]

>>57459717
Ipoop phone is crap

[Anonymous No.57460461]

>>57458973
>especially when you factor in dealing with drivers
You mean clicking the download button every once in a while?