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how to get rich (quick)?

>> No.57443686

try and a get rich quick scam

>> No.57443689

>>57443684
Bank heist

>> No.57443946

>>57443684
kneepads and a firm handshake

>> No.57443979

>>57443684
Make a crypto token, and a VC website, promote the crypto shitcoin as hard as you can flaunting the fake VC, airdrop some of it and then dump the hell out of your investors once it gets listed on exchanges. Rinse and repeat

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>>57443979
kek - might actuallly try this

>> No.57445621

>>57443979
I'm still baffled how easy it was for indians to promote their icp stuff, people kept buying despite constant dumping from insiders and are still holding despite completely missing the bull run.

>> No.57445688

>>57445621
yeah, with vc shitcoins like icp you gotta wait for the absolute bear market bottom before buying. that's how i bought icp at $3 and rose at 4c. i'm up bigly on these 2 vc scams. now i'm just sitting comfy waiting for the bull top which will happen somewhere around 2025.

>> No.57445711

>>57443684
what you want to do is buy one share of a vanguard S&P 500 etf every week for the next 40 years of your life. You will have 250k when you retire. Its that simple.

>> No.57446768

I usually work double shifts and invest any expendable income

>> No.57447162
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57447162

Quit browsing /biz/ and use beoble/tradingview forum instead, quit masturbating, trade crypto only (important, any other form of gambl- I mean investing will take three times as long if not more compared to crypto)

>> No.57447223

>>57443684
earn lottery

>> No.57447235
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>>57443684
Have rich parents, and (kill) wait them to die (kill them)

>> No.57447243
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>>57443684
Learn 2 Trade.

>> No.57447248

>>57443684
That one roastie scammed the military out of 100M in 8 years so there's that

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57447275

Buy Ki before all of the people in the shitcoin threads buy it. Check it out on DEXTools and dedicated, it’s only 8k mc. Project was abandoned, but it’s already got a bunch of people buying it.

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>>57447162
>I jerk off at least twice a day
>I do it because i fucking need to

>> No.57447306

>>57447162
Why does every scam guru tell you to stop masturbating. What's so wrong with it.
>Muh testosterone!
>Muh fried brain receptors!
>Muh muh unrealistic sex expectations!
None of those are real, scientifically speaking. And I have very "normal" sex with my girlfriend while I masturbate to futanari porn every now and then. So what gives.

>> No.57447309

get into people's homes at night and steal stuff. resell it on craiglist later.

>> No.57447324

>>57447162
i'm going to gamble everything i have without informing myself and you can't do anything about it

>> No.57447327

What about designing your own piramid scheme to rip off thirdworlders?
That always work to steal thousands of dollars.

>> No.57447338

>>57447275
no one is buying that shit, shut up retard

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>>57447162
but biz is too fun