/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57425564]

Hot Dogs and Optometrists Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57425618]

what are you still waiting for?

[Anonymous No.57425626]

>>57425618
Monday

[Anonymous No.57425642]

Gay sex

[Anonymous No.57425682]

Have a wonderful weekend everyone.

[Anonymous No.57425685]

I just buy QLD and TQQQ, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.57425686]

>>57425642
financially speaking, that's a loss

[Anonymous No.57425691]

>>57425682
are you me? im up 5.07% ytd

[Anonymous No.57425693]

I'n short QQQ

[Anonymous No.57425768]

>>57425691
>are you me?
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.57425809]

wish i just held all my stocks since 2018 instead of larping a trader and losing it all multiple times

[Anonymous No.57425852]

>>57425809
well now you've learned your lesson hopefully, a few years is not much to spend on it if you really did

[Anonymous No.57425893]

>>57425618
Just open the markets...

[Anonymous No.57425924]

>>57425497
On top of it I heard that EVs due to being retardedly heavy are also tearing up asphalt lmao. Plus roads are maintained by gas taxes whereas EVs are subsided lmao. EVs are doomed because sooner or later you have to cut the subsidies to make up for the gas tax income lost and economically you wouldn't want that.

[Anonymous No.57425934]

>>57425682
>>57425691
the vast majority of my portfolio's performance is from just five positions that i bought/added once or twice a year since june 2020; oil, uranium, berkshire. most of the time, i'm reading a book.

[Anonymous No.57425967]

>>57425852
i only dca into etfs these days

[Anonymous No.57425991]

>>57425924
>Plus roads are maintained by gas taxes whereas EVs are subsided lmao.
no. i don't know where you got that idea, because it's basically never been true. people saw that situation coming, a long time ago.
just about every state charges an additional fee to register an EV. multiple states passed a law, beginning with california, almost as soon as the model S started selling.
in illinois, you pay $100 up front, but they want to make it $1000.
in texas, you pay $400 up front, but it's $200/year -- you're not allowed to register on a 1-year basis (i think only on a new car).
those stark examples aside, generally, "red states" charge less for this and have no EV purchase subsidy (the feds have one already). it's because we don't steal from taxpayers in the name of maintaining the roads.
in northern "blue" states they already overcharge everyone 2-3x to maintain roads because they can get away with it, due to different engineering requirements (frost heaves) and population density. the other blue states are less aggressive about it -- but a lot of their roads are incidentally more or less as mediocre as red states. what we call "serviceable."

[Anonymous No.57426020]

>>57425924
Ballpark figure says EVs are on average 30% heavier. That means that if we were to replace every vehicle with an electric equivalent, globally we would need to generate 30% more electric energy. Of course that's just a stupid figure made up by me on the spot, but you can probably get a reasonable estimation from highschool physics (F=ma, add friction). To be fair, I have read that EVs are more efficient that ICE vehicles in terms of the actual power conversion to wheel spin. But still the fact remains that a heavier thing needs more energy to move.

[Anonymous No.57426024]

>>57425934
That's nice anon. No job? What's your age?

[Anonymous No.57426034]

Aren't most stockmarket closed in weekends

[Anonymous No.57426052]

I deserve dividends and sex

[Anonymous No.57426054]

>>57426024
no i have a job, i mean i don't have to do anything extra to trade, because i don't trade. i don't have any exposure to the currently retarded levels of mag7 risk, for instance. not chasing any meme "coins," or meme stocks.
when i am researching a company and its industry, i'm spending 5-6 hours a day in addition to my 9-5 job. some before and some after. it's just that i've only had to do that for about 50 hours total in the past four years.

[Anonymous No.57426063]

>>57426054
but you do have exposure through your ETF anon

[Anonymous No.57426076]

>>57426063
so?
how many ETF prospectuses have you ever read in your life?
do you then read a couple years of the 10K's of the top ten, or even five, positions they hold?

[Anonymous No.57426094]

God bless OIL and NatGas

[Anonymous No.57426112]

>10% in risky low-cap scams
>15% in chinese etfs
>15% in energy etfs
>25% in QQQ
>35% in stocks for sector rotation
>401k is 50/50 in ETFs and treasuries

[Anonymous No.57426147]

>>57425991
https://www.wired.com/story/electric-vehicles-problem-building-roads/

[Anonymous No.57426182]

>>57426147
>wired
yup, that figures. garbage source, garbage ideas.

[Anonymous No.57426189]

>>57426094
50% amd
50% Nvidia
I like to stay diversified

[Anonymous No.57426219]

>>57426147
guess we'll just have to have less roads then hahaha don't worry about it goy do you really have to go more than 15 minutes from your walkable city that we're going to force you to live in? hahahahhaa

[Anonymous No.57426244]

>>57425967
that's good, the less you think about it the likelier you are to stay the course and see some actual gains

[Anonymous No.57426282]

Who ruined the ai pump? Tesla, intel or taylor

[Anonymous No.57426286]

>>57426189
>50% amd
>50% Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57426287]

>>57426219
you laugh but wait until battery-electric semi trucks actually get adoption. they will pay thousands annually in surcharges on top of their normal registration fee. state governments will take more, not less, than what they are collecting in gas taxes now from trucks.
hybrids also won't escape; to my knowledge only californian surcharges vehicles as "emissions free" to make up the difference, everybody else taxes them as "electric or hybrid" explicitly no matter how much or little carbon comes out of the thing. they don't care about that, they care about weight. they're not stupid.

[Anonymous No.57426321]

>>57426286
There's synergy, trust me bro

[Anonymous No.57426336]

>>57425693
I’m terribly sorry to hear that, anon. Thoughts and prayers.

[Anonymous No.57426339]

>>57426287
EVs are actually pretty cool and a good fit for a lot of people (like my wife and most women desu since they require less maintenance), but obviously forcing universal adoption is retarded and unsustainable for the grid. Of course that's all part of the Talmudic plan.
>you will be given 30 miles of energy credits a day and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.57426346]

>>57426321
>trust me bro

[Anonymous No.57426389]

>>57425924
They just increase electricity prices.
>be couple years ago when E-cars start coming to market
>oy vey goy, buy this and you get subsidies
>sounds good, electricity is cheap compared to gas
>be now
>electricity price increased 5x
>not only to charge your car, but on your home as well
Fuck E-fags

[Anonymous No.57426446]

>>57426339
oh i don't care about that, to each their own. building one looks like fun. check this shit out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG4OS6BgJ9k

[Anonymous No.57426509]

>>57426182
wired used to be cool, before conde naste bought them and before back when magazines were still a thing. then conde naste bought up a bunch of mags, turned them into DEI slop, game over. I learned about bitcoin from wired back in 2011, shoulda bought. now, I try to read them to look into the future, nope just slop about the same ol' shit. every other issue is social justice that, or climate change this, or someone on the internet hurt my feefees. just shut up and talk about tech and cool stories of homies that hack shit.

whats a good source for tech news that covers cutting edge shit? I just wanna learn about something cool before its cool, while its still lame and people trash talk it.

[Anonymous No.57426598]

kek, the one time cnbc have a nigger on it's to talk about getting out of debt

[Anonymous No.57426728]

>>57426598
Well yeah, it sure was no black secretary of treasury that got you into 31 tril

[Anonymous No.57426735]

>>57426598
https://www.usdebtclock.org/
Sorry, 34 and counting.

[Anonymous No.57426857]

>NATGAS

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57426920]

>>57426598
“Chirp”

[Anonymous No.57426945]

>>57426735
what are the implications of the money supply going down about as fast as debt is going up? Something is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.57426971]

>>57426945
M2 supply is going up 2 months straight.

[Anonymous No.57426982]

>>57426509
don't know. have given up on tech and its news.
whole industries can't be special snowflakes forever.

[Anonymous No.57426986]

>>57426945
I thought debt was money supply
all things are balanced as they should be

[Anonymous No.57426995]

Having “proper insurance” is a good issue to discuss. I know too many people who are over insured and it’s pretty cringe listening to them be so smug about it.

[Anonymous No.57426997]

>>57426986
except if you want to, you know, combat inflation

[Anonymous No.57427010]

>>57426189
50% MSFT
50% GOOG
I like to stay diversified

[Anonymous No.57427011]

>>57426982
Just buy SpaceX when humanity colonizes the stars your shares will 14,000x thats the next snowflake

[Anonymous No.57427014]

>>57426052
This.

[Anonymous No.57427016]

>>57427010
>50% MSFT
>50% GOOG

[Anonymous No.57427024]

>The Biden administration is expected to soon announce billions of dollars in new subsidies to chipmakers including Intel Corp. and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing as part efforts to reshore production, the Wall Street Journal reported
>The executives expect some announcements to be made before the State of the Union address scheduled for March 7, the WSJ said. Other recipients could include Micron Technology Inc., Texas Instruments Inc. and GlobalFoundries Inc.
The question is, was it already priced in yesterday.

[Anonymous No.57427055]

>>57427016
>▶
>File: 19876543567865.png (867 KB, 951x1039)
>>>57427010
>>50% MSFT
>>50% GOOG
Earnings are crossing the wire.
It's a beat.

[Anonymous No.57427057]

>>57427024
I am surprised they didn't stop subsidizing TSM considering the problems they are having with American work and safety culture and DEI initiatives. That isn't very ESG of the government.

[Anonymous No.57427069]

>>57427055
Edit your post bro its all fucked up
kthnx

[Anonymous No.57427071]

>>57426598
White frens should make it a personal mission to get out of debt. My personnel wealth just took off and keeps growing once I got red pilled about the interest jew and did something about it. My only issue now is I still act like a stingy scrooge even though it’s not necessary anymore. I almost have to force myself to have fun with my money.

[Anonymous No.57427073]

>>57427024
>was it already priced in yesterday
Probably
Only thing left to see is how many times the speechwriter peppers in references to AI in the announcement
it's the only thing the market cares about

[Anonymous No.57427083]

>NATGAS

[Anonymous No.57427106]

>>57427069
Despite the great earnings report, it seems like the investors are not happy with the numbers. MSFT and GOOG are dropping 4 percentagepoints, and it seems like there is no end to it.

Romaine Bostick here, on Bloomberg Television. See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57427108]

>USA NATGAS
>The Biden administration halted the approval of new licenses to export US LNG while it scrutinizes how the shipments affect climate change, the economy and national security — a moratorium likely to disrupt plans for billions of dollars of projects.

[Anonymous No.57427127]

>>57425564
Coscto's future growth is largely dependent on China.

Therefore COST is a China stock.

[Anonymous No.57427140]

>>57427127
>China

[Anonymous No.57427142]

>>57425686
One day those mpox numbers will tick up, from the new clade or immune escape or whatever. Then I hope everyone here goes balls deep in SIGA. Raw.

[Anonymous No.57427145]

>>57427106
Don't be like this man, I need this money to grow so I can die rich.

[Anonymous No.57427148]

>>57425618
CNBC is less credible as a source of financial advice than /biz/.

[Anonymous No.57427150]

I would like KR to stop with their buy 5 save a dollar per item bullshit
I do not need 5 containers of cranberry juice, or 5,3-lb packs of hot dogs, or to try to fit 5 frozen pizzas in my freezer

[Anonymous No.57427160]

>>57427150
bearish signal bros, anon doesnt want 5 pizza

[Anonymous No.57427166]

>>57426034
Pretty much all of them. But you can still use the time to research and analyze companies or plan trades.

Plus, the futures markets open Sunday evening. Those let you speculate on index prices, bonds, and commodities.

[Anonymous No.57427178]

>>57426052
Well let me tell you about a stock named RICK...

[Anonymous No.57427186]

Biden is a nigger
OIL
NATGAS
Forever!

[Anonymous No.57427187]

>>57426034
Israeli market is open on Sunday.

[Anonymous No.57427195]

>>57426112
>risky low-cap scams
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.57427211]

>>57426857
There's a reason it's called the widowmaker trade, anon.

[Anonymous No.57427219]

I am also finding it hilarious they are hawking 12 packs of coke and pepsi for like 9 bucks now. Has soda become a pure EBT scam? Per fluid oz it would be cheaper to get a coke at mcdicks these days.

[Anonymous No.57427224]

>>57426995
What, like having more than 5% of their portfolio in puts?

[Anonymous No.57427228]

>>57427108
Add to this that the US nuked the Nordstream pipeline (only China, Russia, Brazil were for the UN investigation into the causes of said pipeline, other nations said noope not getting involved, ofc because Biden told em not to)

Why does the US mafia hate the country called Europe?

[Anonymous No.57427236]

>>57427073
>Treasury bonds stage historic rally
>10 year yield plunges to 0.35% as AI mentioned 47 times in key annual US speech

[Anonymous No.57427240]

>>57427140
Slow or fast, it's now a comeback story. PBOC put in the bottom.

[Anonymous No.57427248]

>>57427228
>Why does the US mafia hate the country called Europe?
you realize now thats the real reason we got involved in ww2. not because of jews or whatever. but to prevent a europe from being a unified global power.

[Anonymous No.57427253]

Is the US market going to be closed Monday?

[Anonymous No.57427257]

>>57427228
We did it because we're assholes it was funny and hurts our economic competitors and does nothing to us. Don't read too much into it. We don't really care about either of you.

[Anonymous No.57427269]

So that's why Cramer was extra weird these last few months
He just wanted to shake out these things

[Anonymous No.57427277]

>>57427228
Because europeans are insurmountable ungrateful faggots, they had their tits up when Biden won the elections and now it comes to bite them in the ass.

[Anonymous No.57427289]

>>57427228
They're trying to keep NATGAS down in the USA. Building more LNG terminals and exporting the NATGAS would push up price in US and have a downward pressure on prices in EU & ASIA. But this move will keep prices down in the short term, in the longer run NATGAS companies will go bankrupt because of the low prices, and there will be less investment in NATGAS, and the whole sector will suffer upstream midstream etc... It's short sighted stupidity.

[Anonymous No.57427295]

>>57425564
>COST
I may be loosing monies, but at least I get great bulk deals at COST.

[Anonymous No.57427298]

I really hope that judge finally pronounce the liquidation on Monday. this would make for a wake up call about this all debacle in China

[Anonymous No.57427315]

i think the market is going to instantly drop 10% on the fomc and big tech earnings
give me rational reasons why it wont

[Anonymous No.57427318]

>>57427108
>THE PRESIDENT DOESNT CONTROL THE PRICE OF GAS!!!
Anyone remember this gem? Left gets btfo yet again.

[Anonymous No.57427333]

>>57427315
>give me rational reasons why it wont
because earnings will come in fine.

[Anonymous No.57427344]

>>57427333
how do you figure though
taylor swift is getting ai banned and higher interest rates mean companies have to spend more money to make the same profits they were making previously so margins are bad

[Anonymous No.57427348]

>>57427315
Priced in + nothing ever happens + election year

[Anonymous No.57427357]

>>57427333
earnings have been horrible though (copyright Mott Capital® 2024)

[Anonymous No.57427362]

>>57427348
but what if the powers that be want biden out and want to get trump in?
fading this market for the next 6 months is a really good way to make that happen

[Anonymous No.57427366]

>>57427253
only for bobo

[Anonymous No.57427368]

>>57427248
No, you did it because americ*ns hate when White humans have something nice.

[Anonymous No.57427375]

>>57427344
The market is 7 companies right now and their cost of borrowing is probably lower that the USA government. The earnings I'm "worried" about is AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57427384]

>>57427366
sweet

[Anonymous No.57427385]

Sold all my SOXL calls. When do I buy back in? Thinking to go 2 months out, $5-$15k depending on the day. When?!?

[Anonymous No.57427393]

>>57427248
SOURCE?

>>57427277
SOURCE?

>>57427289
SOURCE?

>>57427228
SOURCE?

[Anonymous No.57427419]

>>57427393
>Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.57427422]

>>57427375
so that would mean the stock market is very weak and prone to a devastating down move as soon as those stocks get sold
also its six companies because tesla doesnt seem to matter anymore

[Anonymous No.57427425]

>>57427362
>but what if the powers that be want biden out and want to get trump in?
Doubtful
I think they prefer their childlike retard figurehead to be passively senile, not tantrum-senile
>>57427393
Call me unoriginal, but I'm more of a Unreal Engine kind of guy

[Anonymous No.57427427]

>>57427422
Nah It's 7 NVDA replaced TSLA. Earning will prolly be fine for all except AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57427431]

>>57427427
nvda was already mag7

[Anonymous No.57427433]

>>57427344
>taylor swift is getting ai banned
no she isnt. dont be a meme retard.
>spend more money to make the same profits they were making previously so margins are bad
not quite how it works. there is a higehr cost to debt yes but not to goods. that comes from inflation itself. but companies just pass it along to customers and consumer spending is up. so no one cares about higher prices.
>>57427357
>thus far
The big names are this coming week. the companies so far arent really relevant.

[Anonymous No.57427439]

>>57427011
I hope you know that's a private company, right?

[Anonymous No.57427449]

>Get YouTube add
>Refresh the page
>Skip the add
Simple as not paying for "premium", bearish for GOOGL.

[Anonymous No.57427451]

>>57427071
> redpilled about interest Jew
you mean credit card interest rates, or using interest rates to increase your own wealth

[Anonymous No.57427456]

>>57427449
>he doesn't use invidious

[Anonymous No.57427459]

>>57427431
>FAGMANN
Stop being such a newfag.

[Anonymous No.57427467]

>>57426076
>ETF prospectuses
less than 2 hands full, they're nothing but sales/regulatory documents and don't tell you much
>couple years of the 10K's of the top ten, or even five, positions they hold
I don't hold ETFs so no, but I do read company reports

[Anonymous No.57427472]

>>57427456
>he doesn't use invidious
Well now I am.

[Anonymous No.57427479]

>>57427459
you arent implying netflix is a mag7 stock are you... lmao

[Anonymous No.57427496]

ai bros.... really feels like sink-or-swim right now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

[Anonymous No.57427497]

>>57427479
Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.57427530]

>>57427497
mcap is way too low to be relevant

[Anonymous No.57427540]

>>57427236
I think the TSLA and INTC earnings calls showed that the algos have had "AI" removed from their buy keywords.

[Anonymous No.57427543]

>>57427496
personally, i hope none of my advice has caused anybody to get hit or be underwater, financially speaking, but i'm sure it has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

[Anonymous No.57427563]

>people abandoning their pets outside my house
>usually this is a sign of economic difficulties
>local dog pound is full, wont do shit
>my cats are full of bruises and wont eat their food after the dogs nib on it

what's the best thing i can use to poison the food that was meant for my cats?

[Anonymous No.57427577]

>>57427543
God I wish that were me...

[Anonymous No.57427579]

>>57427563
moth balls

[Anonymous No.57427583]

>>57425564
I haven't posted here since 2022 when I got financially ruined on crypto miners. I had 96k go down to 8k. I have 60k again and feel ultra bullish on clsk, mara and hut once again. Nothing is going to move faster or harder than these stocks for the second year in a row - maybe some solar, biotech or weed company but probably not.

Who else is riding the miner wave?

[Anonymous No.57427588]

>>57427579
thanks friend.

[Anonymous No.57427616]

>>57427543
in the end though, taking a dive is not the worst that can happen, and with luck, we can emerge on the other side a bit wealthier, or at least we can make some friends along the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA

[Anonymous No.57427622]

>>57427563
Enjoy going to prison for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.57427639]

CHYNA

[Anonymous No.57427650]

>>57427639
>CHYNA

[Anonymous No.57427653]

>>57427616
>remember what they took from you

[Anonymous No.57427671]

>>57427622
how would they know it was me? those dogs dont even have a owner

[Anonymous No.57427685]

TSLA is going to $100 a share. Elon has failed.

[Anonymous No.57427688]

>>57427671
Someone will have to clean up the mess, animal protection agencies will get involved, they will put pressure for an investigation you will go to prison in the end of the investigation.

[Anonymous No.57427702]

>>57427298
My money's on him not doing anything rash because Xi is literally breathing down his neck.

[Anonymous No.57427712]

>>57427688
i can just bury them next to my bitches if they die on my land, if they die elsewhere it could be literally anyone and they would have no way of finding proff if i bought my shit to some gypsy

[Anonymous No.57427713]

>>57427344
Companies with huge cash piles rake in tons of interest at higher rates.

[Anonymous No.57427725]

>>57427712
Ok, poison a pack of dogs see what happens. Keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.57427728]

>>57427385
What do the moving averages, volume, volume profiles, and recent candlesticks tell you about SOXL? It's pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.57427729]

>>57427712
just dont say anything and say you have no idea
moth balls are a common thing everyone has maybe they foraged into your trash that they shouldnt have been in
shame and rip

[Anonymous No.57427742]

>>57427729
well, i do live in the middle of the hill next to plenty of factories

[Anonymous No.57427750]

TSLA is going to $1000 a share. The dollar has failed.

[Anonymous No.57427753]

going to get physical shares of tsla printed out so i can wipe my ass with them

[Anonymous No.57427763]

TSLA is going to crab between $180-$220 a share. Options traders will fail.

[Anonymous No.57427774]

>>57427712
a bunch of dead dogs is bound to make a splash in your community, even if you think it's not a big deal. we should be good to animals, have you considered small acts of kindness instead?

[Anonymous No.57427783]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfLAZt6QTxw
INTC to the moon

[Anonymous No.57427789]

>>57427774
Yeah fuck them, they shit on my lawn, they fuck up my animals and they eat my food.

>community

i have no love for them either, maybe i am a shit person, but i´ve been burned times enough

[Anonymous No.57427791]

>>57427783
that thumbnail gave me hiv

[Anonymous No.57427817]

>billions in mew subsidies announced for intel and others just anniunced...money to be awarded in the next few weeks

Techbros...Were gonna super pump next week arent we

[Anonymous No.57427824]

/biz/, I am a retard. Please help me.

Refering to stocks in general what do the following phrases mean:

>150calls 2/2
>160calls 2/2

I have no idea what this means.

[Anonymous No.57427831]

>>57427789
Xylitol and peanut butter for the dogs! They eat it and lay down for forever sleep

[Anonymous No.57427834]

>>57425564
TUP chads you ready for next week? I don’t think you’re ready.

[Anonymous No.57427846]

Herr Schlonz, scheißen Sie diese Mauer ein!

[Anonymous No.57427847]

>>57427817
I love how this shit just happens. Why is an LNG project blocked? Some law passed decades ago. Why does Intel suddenly get billions of dollars? Oh, the cash was just idling around in some account.

[Anonymous No.57427858]

>>57427834
this was a top signal

[Anonymous No.57427866]

>>57427847
I love the timing of it.

A ridiculous selloff over (((guidance))) now a super pump likely...almost like insiders and crooks were buying blood friday

[Anonymous No.57427873]

>>57427847
they probably promised to "spend it in ukraine" in other words supply the pentagon with whatever they want on fixed-price contracts to replenish the supplies of outdated garbage we sent there to get blown up

[Anonymous No.57427876]

>>57427824
150 or 160 = the strike price
2/2 = the expiration date

With calls, you make money when the stock is above the strike price on the expiration date. With puts you want the price to be below the strike price.

You can also make money *before* the expiration date but realize that as you get closer to February 2nd, that 160 call has less and less of a chance of being worth something if your stock keeps crabbing at 150 or whatever.

[Anonymous No.57427877]

>>57427824
>150calls 2/2
$150 strike price
call means you bet price will go up
2/2 means it's got a 2 out of 2 chance of being profitable

[Anonymous No.57427896]

>>57427834
>>57427858
>TUP really does have a 2 dollar lid on its price

[Anonymous No.57427900]

>>57427858
Kek, ngmi

[Anonymous No.57427905]

>>57427750
but where will it bottom?

[Anonymous No.57427912]

>>57427728
Not to me.

[Anonymous No.57427922]

>>57427905
With the QRA. People will ditch the dollar and bonds as Yellen goes Joker mode issuing 3 trillion in new 30 year bonds all at once.

[Anonymous No.57427949]

>>57427912
We're going down down to Goblin Town. Bounce at 31. This is financial advice and you owe me 2% of your portfolio for reading this post.

[Anonymous No.57427954]

https://www.tupperware.com/products/wow-pop-microwave-popcorn-maker
>just microwave your food in this plastic container over and over again goy

[Anonymous No.57427975]

>>57427949
Oops, just bought 400 shares on the dip.

[Anonymous No.57428026]

>>57427905
150s probably

[Anonymous No.57428066]

>>57427847
it's a matter of priorities. some projects need to be accelerated while others can be put on the back-burner.

[Anonymous No.57428086]

>>57425618
I BEEN BUYING

[Anonymous No.57428092]

>>57425618
I don't have a job
All of my unemployment checks are going to rent and food and stuff, otherwise yeah I'd be buying

[Anonymous No.57428094]

>>57427650
Its not just China. International stocks are trading like american small stocks.

[Anonymous No.57428111]

>>57427650
I got BABA last week. Shill me some top-shelf Chinese stocks. Daddy wants to get Chinese food tonight.

[Anonymous No.57428114]

>>57428066
Sex robots will NOT run on Intel chips. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.57428123]

>>57428114
they'll be made by Tesla though
buy $TSLA

[Anonymous No.57428125]

>>57428111
TCEHY. Western game devs are failing due to their obsession with woke shit.

[Anonymous No.57428140]

>>57428094
>International stocks are trading like american small stocks.
Idk man can't find many American stocks trading <7 P/E.
>>57428111
Checked. Tencent, JD, Ping An Insurance.

[Anonymous No.57428166]

>>57428114
>wont run on intc chips
maybe they won't, but i think walking will be sufficient.

[Anonymous No.57428179]

...January ends on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.57428240]

>>57428179
Going long SAVE for black history month

[Anonymous No.57428263]

>>57428125
I'll check it out.

>>57428140
Was already looking at JD, thanks for these recommendations!

[Anonymous No.57428266]

Hypothetically, as a thought experiment... if someone killed their portfolio and had to start over from under $100. How would smg recommend they recover. Assume they also blew through most of their other assets as well such as savings and gold coins they kept in their underwear drawer

[Anonymous No.57428289]

>prefutures

[Anonymous No.57428312]

>>57428266
get a job

[Anonymous No.57428326]

My plans this financial year
1. Get all managers who wouldn't hire their bosses fired.
2. Liquify my assets.

[Anonymous No.57428332]

>>57428086
well done my son

[Anonymous No.57428337]

>>57428312
Too gay to work

[Anonymous No.57428342]

No businesses are winners this year.

[Anonymous No.57428353]

>>57428342
DOOM

[Anonymous No.57428354]

I think we will have another bear market in 2024 worse than 2022. The low on SPY in 2022 was $347.

[Anonymous No.57428357]

>>57428140
That's because not many non-American stocks earn much so no one wants to pile in on them.

[Anonymous No.57428372]

>>57428357
Non-whites can't make money like whites do. That includes all of Asia and good portions of Europe. But look at Denmark for example, their stock market is bussin' fr

[Anonymous No.57428378]

>>57428337
Kneepads

[Anonymous No.57428380]

>>57428353
Yes :)

[Anonymous No.57428429]

>>57428125
>>57428140
>>57428263
OK, of these JD is the winner, strong buy. PNGAY is hold, TCEHY is hold/buy. Thanks again!

[Anonymous No.57428433]

Remember all those fucking retarded faggots that said they would "NEVER EVER" repay their student loans lmao

[Anonymous No.57428472]

>>57428372
Are you implying that the US is white?

[Anonymous No.57428487]

>>57428472
For now, demographic minority white isn't expected for quite a few decades. IDC I'll be dead by then.

[Anonymous No.57428490]

Reddit seems convinced that Microsoft, Google, Meta and basically all of the Mag 7 are going to deliver great results next week lmao

On a related note, I fucked a girl in her asshole yesterday, how do they clean it so well? There wasn't any brapsmell at all

[Anonymous No.57428493]

>>57428490
Girls don't poop so their anuses are always clean, don't compare theirs to the many men's assholes you've fucked.

[Anonymous No.57428525]

>>57428490
just no smellz?

[Anonymous No.57428535]

>>57428266
sexy anime girls got donald trump elected pwesident AWOOO. so basically anything is possible if you just listen to animeposters and size positions properly.

[Anonymous No.57428542]

>>57428490
>e Mag 7 ar
mag 7 isnt a thing anymore. its AI 5 after tesla dump. I think they will do good enough to keep things calm.

[Anonymous No.57428545]

>>57428535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftdZ363R9kQ

[Anonymous No.57428609]

>>57428490
top signal

[Anonymous No.57428611]

>>57428490
Based. I´mma fuck one in her ass too.

[Anonymous No.57428638]

>>57425564
Am I going to be BOILed alive come monday? Tune in next week to find out.
$23 march puts.

[Anonymous No.57428676]

>>57428638
If I was going to outright goomble on NATGAS like that I'd say you made a reasonably sound choice, especially at that expiration length.

[Anonymous No.57428726]

>>57428357
Not really It's just sentiment many companies in Asia have tripled EPS but share price remains the same for over a decade. Also plenty emerging market companies usually give out huge dividends 20-50% when times are good so their share prices don't rise that much, but when you adjust for dividends you're doing really well.
>>57428429
They're all a BUY in my books. I'm looking for JD to announce a share buyback program next earnings report or for the founder to try to take it private considering it has $20 cash per share on the balance sheet. Ping An is a huge financial conglomerate It's the equivalent of wester big banks, and it pays a 8% dividend. Tencent is a tech powerhouse great company. BABA is also a great company maybe not as great as Tencent but alot cheaper than Tencent right now.

[Anonymous No.57428729]

every time i try to stop jerking off my stocks go down
i am so sick of this gay jewish sex magic
captcha: NNN

[Anonymous No.57428738]

>>57428490
>I fucked a girl in her asshole yesterday, how do they clean it so well? There wasn't any brapsmell at all
You should consult a Rhinologist on this matter.

[Anonymous No.57428757]

>>57428738
>Rhinologist
she wasn't THAT fat

[Anonymous No.57428771]

>>57428166
>>57428123
President Harris will sign the SWIFT Act, banning AI from any lewd female-coded behavior or generating female-presenting images and text.

[Anonymous No.57428782]

>>57428757
I have no idea what you mean by that... I was alluding to you having a congested nose, thus being unable to smell the strong odor permeating from the anus.

[Anonymous No.57428818]

>>57428372
>look at Denmark for example, their stock market is bussin' fr
That's massively distorted by Novo Nordisk hitting it big. Take a look at Sweden or Belgium's stock market.

[Anonymous No.57428831]

>>57428782
He's joking that the girl was so fat she's a rhinoceros.

[Anonymous No.57428835]

Investing in AI is basically investing in porn

[Anonymous No.57428838]

>>57428676
Honestly, thank you. I pride myself on making smart trades. I havent lost money on a trade since 2022.

[Anonymous No.57428855]

>>57428831
That didn't make sense, but I see now...

[Anonymous No.57428863]

>>57428542
>>57428490
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57428865]

>>57428855
Yeah, usually you'd call a fat chick a hippo. Maybe if she's fat *and* has an ugly nose?

I dunno, long EZA I guess.

[Anonymous No.57428904]

>>57428726
>believing chink financial reports

[Anonymous No.57428907]

>>57428863
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57428915]

>>57428907
is there any hope for small caps

[Anonymous No.57428919]

>>57428904
>NYSE audit
>HKEX audit
>Internal audits
There's always a risk of accounting schemes in any market not just Chinks.

[Anonymous No.57428928]

>>57428835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf-2msaWYqE
and that's a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.57428930]

>>57428838
Barring a geopolitical macro shock that should be a guaranteed win.

[Anonymous No.57428944]

>>57428919
Yeah but the chinks are the fakest and gayest of all fake and gayness and plus, they are chinks.

[Anonymous No.57428996]

>>57428838
I too make good trades, until I fuck up...and when I fuck up, I fuck up real bad.

[Anonymous No.57429022]

Every company in soxl holding list is about to get government gibbs

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.57429027]

>>57428542
I just realised how far they fell off

[Anonymous No.57429049]

>>57428904
>>57428919
Not saying you should all-in YINN, but it's possible they're at an inflection point with that. Suppose Xi wants to wage economic and financial war instead of aping into Taiwan. More trustworthy markets are a way to shift massive amounts of capital.

[Anonymous No.57429063]

>>57429022
I got two words for you, buddy: Priced. In.

[Anonymous No.57429085]

Another episode of "Morons on /smg/ taking what CCP officials say at face value"

[Anonymous No.57429095]

>>57429085
Like I said, I'm only rating it "possible". What is certain is they held a gun to Jack Ma's head and made him buy BABA.

That's Bernanke or Powell-tier commitment.

[Anonymous No.57429100]

>>57429095
Shut up moron

[Anonymous No.57429127]

>>57429063

>vague promises of subsidies versus dollar amount and specific companies

Just announced today tho.

[Anonymous No.57429130]

>>57429063
that's 3 words

[Anonymous No.57429147]

>>57429100
>Hang Seng closes the year 20% higher
>"Nooo, you can't trust the CCP!"

[Anonymous No.57429152]

>>57429127
Did the House actually sign off on some new bill? Because otherwise this is just doling out dosh that was approved two years ago.

[Anonymous No.57429158]

>>57429100
>Shut up moron

[Anonymous No.57429164]

is civil war priced in

[Anonymous No.57429168]

>>57429164
No.

[Anonymous No.57429170]

>>57429164
is ww3 bullish?

[Anonymous No.57429175]

>>57428611
I also hope to do this stuff someday

[Anonymous No.57429184]

>>57429164
for now.

[Anonymous No.57429192]

>>57429127
What, you don't think the people in the know already knew and priced it in before the announcement?

[Anonymous No.57429201]

Just started investing 6 months ago. My first stock was NTDOY then I realized I don't know shit. Now I just buy index funds and natural gas

[Anonymous No.57429209]

>>57429201
>and natural gas
so close.

[Anonymous No.57429258]

>>57429201
>and natural gas
so based

[Anonymous No.57429291]

Just queued a Mon morning order for HCMT. I've never seen it mentioned here but looks breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.57429393]

>>57425564
okay /biz/ I want to become /ur guy/ here.
I'm from italy, and financial education here DOES NOT EXIST, what I mean by this is that the SMARTEST boomer "investors" all they do is buy active managed funds with 1-4% year fee that barely make 2-3% after taxes and shit.

I have some shit in order, I started work this year.

I have a 5 portfolio etf, a monetary etf to use as cash park, I bought some random stock of italian companies.

I can tolerate risk a LOT, I was looking into options, but what I'm asking you biz is a roadmap:
What can I do to get more money?
Where should I learn?

I'm not a lazy nigger, I'm investing like 80% of my shitty wage/month, I have a long term strategy and going to uni.

I want POINTERS.
Is it worth trading commodities abusing the cycling of prices with seasons?
How much Ks do I need to resonably start with option?

tell me any suggestion pls, thank you frens, wagmi

[Anonymous No.57429424]

>>57429393
read all the generic homo advice about investing and bogleheading, then ignore all of it to trade a niche that you obsessively watch and learn the ins and outs of over the course of a couple of years only to underperform holding the equivalent of an S and P 500 ETF because you don't have a real market edge.
Welcome to the general

[Anonymous No.57429448]

>>57429424
KEK
>KEK
KEK
>KEK
kek
>kek
kek
>kek kek kek kek kek
It's a shame you didn't get at least quints.

[Anonymous No.57429452]

>>57425564
why is IBM stock going up so much?

[Anonymous No.57429454]

>>57429424
Thank you /biz/man
I have consoomed a shit ton of shit regarding booglehading, I don't want to beat the market.

My idea is to just make a smart poor man side hustle trading stupidly safe options and stocks.

I have allocated a % to the s&p500, and I will gamble an extremely small part of my portfolio, like a 3-5% in options, future and yada yada.

I see a shit ton of people here, seems like the average american trades options for breakfast, here you are WEIRD as FUCK if you talk about money, or even invest aside from life-insurances-masked bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57429467]

Does anyone here watch Mia Lee on YouTube? I liked her new investing video. X0xs

[Anonymous No.57429474]

>>57429454
Generally Europoors have shit salaries and even worse taxes, so it's no surprise there's very little "investing culture". Best advice? Try to snag a burger job, because when you're starting out an extra 10k Euros in salary is equivalent to a 100% or 200% return on your relatively small portfolio.

Once you have 50k, 100k, 500k saved up, then it's worth your time to do more than the Boglehead "Buy S&P 500 and forget the market exists"

[Anonymous No.57429489]

So youre a shitposter

[Anonymous No.57429493]

>>57429474
will do, cheers fren

[Anonymous No.57429501]

>>57429489
I guess you could say that

[Anonymous No.57429522]

>>57429393
>I bought some random stock of italian companies.
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.57429534]

>>57429522
If he bought Leonardo or Stevanato, I say let him cook.

[Anonymous No.57429548]

>>57429424
BTW, you should have included something like "this is if things go reasonably well"!

[Anonymous No.57429549]

So is TSLA a buy the dip or this thing going to $150?

[Anonymous No.57429564]

>>57429549
>off topic bullshit
What does this have to do with NATGAS AND OIL?

[Anonymous No.57429577]

>>57429549
elon thinks the world revolts around him
he insulted disney, he insulted the jews on TV media and become viral
either the company goes down or they kick him out, or he makes a video apology like kanye
till no apology dont buy tesla stocks

[Anonymous No.57429586]

>>57429564
You're a sucker if you buy BOIL.

[Anonymous No.57429599]

>MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
>ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING STOOOCKS
>*bing*

[Anonymous No.57429602]

>>57429599
i look like this and say this

[Anonymous No.57429666]

>>57429586
You're a NIGGER and a FAGGOT if you don't.

[Anonymous No.57429689]

>>57429666
Sorry Satan. But you've said this two years ago. I'm not buying your bags.

[Anonymous No.57429714]

>>57429454
>here you are WEIRD as FUCK if you talk about money, or even invest aside from life-insurances-masked bullshit.
Thats because non-whites are all about consooming the lates rims for their cars, new iphones and eating lasagna in restaurant everyday

[Anonymous No.57429732]

>*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

[Anonymous No.57429975]

>>57429192
>>57429152


Very bullish

Bobos seething and coping

Soxl will open at $40 on monday

[Anonymous No.57430028]

CHIPS Act money will far exceed the dollar amount of any lower guidance that was built in to Intel's Q1 outlook. In essence this leaves Intel in in far stronger financial position than it was before the ER (lower guidance included). Imagine $5, $10 or $15 billion fresh capital pledged to the company. The announcement happened over the weekend and instantly prompts rethinking Intel's valuation for the better. Monday will be crazy green for the entire sector

[Anonymous No.57430058]

What books on trading, markets etc would you guys recommend, anything that you found particularly valuable? Weekend's here, time for some reading

[Anonymous No.57430073]

>>57430058
Something on trading psychology.

[Anonymous No.57430075]

I suspect (((lower guidance))) rugpull was a huge excuse to shake out the sector. Major over reaction wil insiders bought up the blood. Now we wait to see if i am right.there is no way tbe timing of this news wasnt a coincidence. Its impossible. $50 billion reserved for the sector had no release date...none whatsoever. The chances of this being announced after that selloff...lol..the entire thing was shenanigans

Major players dumped and likely bought the retail panic

[Anonymous No.57430127]

I only invest in VTSAX and FZROX

[Anonymous No.57430171]

>>57430058
have you watched the martin shkreli videos on evaluating companies? those were really helpful for me

[Anonymous No.57430174]

>>57428928
And porn is free

[Anonymous No.57430184]

>>57430174
shit; I meant to reply to >>57428835

[Anonymous No.57430268]

>>57430075
>market dumped to buy retail panic
>market pumped to sell retail fomo

im so tired of this dialectic

[Anonymous No.57430290]

>>57430171
Ohh this is nice. I honestly didn't know he had informational content up, and evaluation leaves me stumped so I'll have a look. Thanks Anon
>>57430073
Fair, gonna look over Mark Douglas' stuff

[Anonymous No.57430372]

>>57429049
Xi is inherently not trustworthy just because he can shut down any company by just snapping his fingers

[Anonymous No.57430407]

After 26 days of being sober I finally relapsed, what do I need to take to kill off all emotions and feelings? It would probably even make me a better trader and I would be making money for once

[Anonymous No.57430427]

>>57430372
I don't trust Xi nor do I believe in China. I believe in mass corruption and screwing people over. That's why I am buying YINN.

[Anonymous No.57430498]

>>57429975
I'm neither SOXS nor SOXL. Though I am rooting for SKYT a little.

[Anonymous No.57430512]

>>57430372
And Biden can shut down LNG plants by snapping *his* fingers. The point is, those Chinamen are playing things cool for a rising power. That's historically the start of multidecade bull runs.

[Anonymous No.57430542]

>>57430407
I am sober for 4 days. Drinking with food doesn't c-count r-right?

[Anonymous No.57430547]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.57430554]

>>57430547
There's still a little life left in in this thread
And this one too even >>57421543

[Anonymous No.57430556]

>>57430407
>what do I need to take to kill off all emotions and feelings?
500mg of agmatine daily. Look into it and thank me later by posting a hundred bagger in here.

[Anonymous No.57430559]

I walked past a group of people pushing strollers today and overheard one of them ask
>What's a bond measure?
Remember that these are the people running taxes up. Remember that there are people this dumb out there when making your financial decisions.

[Anonymous No.57430566]

Will Duolingo rebound or is it fucked?

[Anonymous No.57430575]

>>57430559
W-What's a b-bond measure?

[Anonymous No.57430578]

>>57430554
Hehe just joking mate we like to have fun here. :P
>>57430407
I'm 34 days sober.

[Anonymous No.57430599]

Haven't posted in /smg/ for a year. I've made $44K purely from VTI

[Anonymous No.57430607]

>>57430566
I shorted last earnings and got burned bad. I was going to try again this earnings but of course it tanks in between so no one makes money. Point is its a shitty company that will fuck over as many stock owners as it can. Best to avoid it.

[Anonymous No.57430629]

$AMD niggas, how we feeling midway through the weekend?

[Anonymous No.57430644]

>>57430575
That guy that Bond burger'd your sister? That burger was a tool to measure how much of a slampig she is.

[Anonymous No.57430649]

>>57430629
scared & sweaty.

[Anonymous No.57430656]

>>57430629
Feeling like we surge on Monday thanks to Elon

[Anonymous No.57430675]

>>57430649
Agreed. I'm considering doing a panic sell midway through Tuesday but that FOMO is so strong.
>>57430656
Maybe. Elon doesn't always have the magic touch that he used to. We shall see.

[Anonymous No.57430689]

>>57430629
Top story on CNBC is an alleged subsidy in the billions coming to semis. It should crash but everything is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.57430702]

>>57429732
Hey that's not the right time

[Anonymous No.57430713]

>>57430689
>Top story on CNBC
Stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.57430715]

>>57430689
>The first award was announced in December, of over $35 million to a BAE Systems(BAES.L), opens new tab facility in Hampshire to produce chips for fighter planes, part of a $39 billion "Chips for America" subsidy program approved by the U.S. Congress in 2022.

So they did this already last month. Interesting.

>It should crash

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why would government subsidies crash the market for semis?

[Anonymous No.57430721]

>>57430407
>I finally relapsed
>It would probably even make me a better trader
Sounds like you don't want it bad enough

[Anonymous No.57430731]

When trading options, do you actually have to buy the stocks when exercised if you want to profit? How do people get the cash for it if its a big amount?

[Anonymous No.57430735]

>>57430715
I mean that I think AMD stock is way overpriced, but endless subsidies and money printing keeps it afloat.

[Anonymous No.57430752]

baked
>>57430742
>>57430742
>>57430742

[Anonymous No.57430968]

>>57430689
>It should crash but everything is fake and gay.
why should it? the sp500 just did crash for months. we just spent a year and a half under aths.

[Anonymous No.57431983]

why can do I only have 1 share to sell when, in reality, I own more than 2?