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>Master's in Business Analytics
>$75k

I paid $125k for that paper

>> No.57422000

>>57421973
ok so you will make profit in two years? whats your point?

>> No.57422067
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57422067

>>57421973
My brother with no high school deploma, is making 85k+ a year was a crane operator in oregon.

>> No.57422151

>>57421973
damn you sound really bad at business analytics lmao

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>>57422151
Cheeky. Oh now I'm avin' a giggle. kek

>> No.57423270

do u like tableau

>> No.57423286

>>57423270
We use Power B.I.

>> No.57423288

>>57421973
>6 month coding bootcamp
>220k/yr working from home

Learn 2 code plebs

>> No.57423290

>>57423286
my condolences

how much work is being done by deloitte

>> No.57423385

Damn I got an MBA for free and I make 100k right now doing nothing. You fucked up

>> No.57423456

>>57421973
can you go into data science

>> No.57423469

>>57421973
sounds like a good deal to me.

>> No.57423476

>>57421973
At least you have a degree. I'm a dropout 40k in debt with no degree to show for it lol. well I have an associates but that shits pretty much worthless. If the oden project bootcamp im doing doesn't pan out for me (literally all i need to make is like $2000 a month to quit this hellish fucking job im slaving away at) i don't know what ill do. Maybe ill move to some african shithole and live in the jungle.

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>>57421973
I paid to be called a programmer and I only work at macdonlads, the only thing I do besides that is just watch how $ARAB is doing and steal some fries.

>> No.57425764

If you buy $arab you don't need that shit...

>> No.57425783

>>57424492
>>57425764
Jeets get out

>> No.57425788

>>57421973
Did you go to an out of state school? Dumbass.

>> No.57427408

>>57421973
I am also in this situation, how do I salvage it?

>> No.57427463

>>57421973
OP if you're still lurking and not larping I can help you out. Do you know SQL, and do you have any medical industry experience? I can link you to a job making $86k > $103k within a year, plus $3k or so in bonus depending on performance. Fully remote. 100% serious if you arent socially retarded

>> No.57427633

I’m a high school drop out working at fast food making sandwitch. I’m clearing 75k this year with overtime. Tips are good to

>> No.57428165

>>57423456
I wouldnt go into Data Science. Pretty much any one who had a statistics and a programming course can do those jobs. What makes you succesful in that area depends on whether people like you, and you will be competing with people, including women, who are not so retarded to be on this board.

>> No.57428228

>>57427463
fuck you where is my promotion. you better hope you get a good FTE because I'm about ready to leave

>> No.57428285

>>57423476
It's TOP The Odin Project and it's not a Bootcamp, you retard

>> No.57428764

>>57428165
That’s “data science” aka glorified data analyst. Data science is hard as fuck to break into because you’re competing with PhD’s and people with heavy backgrounds in ML for basically table scraps. I’m currently pivoting out of analytics because it seems like the ceiling is near and everything I’ve seen says Data Engineering is the way to go. Be the shovel seller when everyone’s clambering for ML/AI supremacy which is not going to pan out nearly the way all these retarded C suites think it is

>> No.57428802

>>57421973
without that piece of paper you'd be making around 30k
>t.

>> No.57428830

>>57428764
I can tell my college pushes it hard. I can't stand looking at shit on a computer screen as a job all day like excel so I knew it wasn't for me.

>> No.57428849

>>57422067
It takes a crane to get you out doesn’t it

>> No.57429144

>bachelor's in bullshit degree
>70k in HCOL area

I'm in marketing operations at a software company, how do I get out? Should I learn Tableau and SQL and pivot to bizops?

>> No.57429198

>>57428830
Guess what buddy, every fucking corporate job is just staring at a computer all day, 99% of those are using excel or other MS bullshit. At least with real technical work you can use tools to problem solve instead of sitting there fighting a rising blood pressure as excel crashes for the 6th time trying to load a 400k row file your team refuses to improve upon because they have 0 skills outside of sucking manager dick. What field are you trying to go into that you think you won’t be tied to a computer all day?

>> No.57430551

>>57427463
I know SQL since it's required for data Analyst jobs. But no experience in medical

>> No.57431612

>>57421973
more like 50k cause da tax man is gonna have his day or you'll lose all your rights

>> No.57431776

>>57429144
add informatica or some kind of ETL tool

>> No.57431809

>fast food pays $20
>I.T. jobs requiring bachelors pay $20
>ditch digging pays $20
>you almost certainly pay $20-$40 per day on food

It's really fucking insane the world we live in

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>>57421973
>analytics
>couldn't even run some quick napkin math to justify the hefty price tag

>> No.57432015

>>57427463
hit me, I got both sql and medical industry xp. how do we get in contact?

>> No.57432699

>>57423288
Advice?

>> No.57432739

>>57421973
I make 70k working 60 hours a week as an overnight security guard at an airport LOL