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https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57406341

[Anonymous No.57408073]

Tesla is looking slurpable at these levels

[Anonymous No.57408083]

Physical uranium is looking slurpable at these levels

[Anonymous No.57408086]

Can someone pass me the phone number of david soxl?

[Anonymous No.57408088]

bearsh doom AI bubble red red dead

[Anonymous No.57408090]

Your mom is looking slurpable at any given time.

[Anonymous No.57408091]

Friendly reminder that mocking the rightfully elected president of the U S A is considered traitorous behaviour.

[Anonymous No.57408092]

AQB will announce AI

[Anonymous No.57408095]

Calls are looking slurpable at these levels.

[Anonymous No.57408099]

Should i become a landlord?
The house i currently own would be a cashflow positive by only a couple hundred a month and tax loss by just a hundred or so bucks.
Is it a good retirement plan to have someone else pay your mortgage?
I have enough cash to buy a smaller rural property away from town, which is where i want to live

[Anonymous No.57408104]

Is that even possible Sam?

[Anonymous No.57408113]

>>57408091
Calm down, Minister of Propaganda.

[Anonymous No.57408118]

>>57408092
>ai powered asexual mutant fish

[Anonymous No.57408125]

>>57408086
>sir anon is on the orb for you
Good...Good.

[Anonymous No.57408126]

intel is gonna save soxl right

[Anonymous No.57408129]

>>57408099
>should I make easy money

[Anonymous No.57408131]

JPM is looking slurpable at these levels

[Anonymous No.57408133]

No shorting until march.

[Anonymous No.57408136]

Ai is leading to more lay offs and more changes in the corporate structure. You guys better own some nvidia (and amd) to sell the corpos their chips.

[Anonymous No.57408137]

>>57408133
I really wish I listened to you anon but it's so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.57408138]

>>57408092
Someone post that Moneyball copypasta saying people wrote off AQB because the fish look funny.

[Anonymous No.57408142]

>>57408099
Fuck that shit, you have to repair and mantain the house, if my parents ever leave me with anything i´ll just sell it to my brothers.

[Anonymous No.57408145]

>>57408099
You get a couple hundred a month in exchange for dealing with the headache of tenants. TANSTAAFL

[Anonymous No.57408152]

>>57408104
Yes John. This is it. We need more diversity. Stop hiring whites at once.

[Anonymous No.57408153]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJ5gsLeCSM

[Verse 1]
You've been waiting so long, I'm here to SELL you A call
I know that I shouldn't have FILLED youR ORDER at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout
What I wanna do with you (HEEM)

[Pre-Chorus]
I know them other BUYS, they've been talking 'bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was SHORT, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna BUY BACK FROM
I can see youR VERY DUMB, now it's me and you

[Chorus]
It's me and you now, uh, I've been HEEMING (HEEMING)
Think I wanna make that move now
Baby, tell me if youR LONG STILL (Tell me if youR LONG STILL)
It's me and you now, uh, I've been HEEMING (HEEMING)
Think I wanna make that move now (Gonna make that move now)
Baby, tell me IF YOUR LONG STILL

[Anonymous No.57408157]

>>57408142
Thats a good point, however this sucker had a new furnace and water heater installed right before i moved in, I need to fix the basement shower drain that i never use before selling/renting it out
Roof is newer

[Anonymous No.57408163]

>>57408152
R
amesh?

[Anonymous No.57408166]

So if the spectacular six drops in price, does the economy crash?

[Anonymous No.57408171]

>>57408152

[Anonymous No.57408177]

>>57408145
well im also getting 200k of interest payed off by them, and the principle as well, so if you look at it that way its much more than 200 a month, thats just the cash flow

[Anonymous No.57408187]

>>57408163
>>57408171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNhioJYt04

[Anonymous No.57408190]

Shit market.

[Anonymous No.57408191]

>>57408136
i'm dancing with INTC. what we've got is nice, but what's coming will be better.

[Anonymous No.57408195]

>elon destroyed the crypto market back in 2021
>elon destroying the bull market in 2024
fucking nigger

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408199]

>>57408166
If the spectacular six is red you buy calls on the reddest one.

[Anonymous No.57408207]

>>57408083
I threw a grand into URNM to guarantee it keeps going down

[Anonymous No.57408220]

>>57408083
What do you think of the mining companies? They've been dropping this past week but have been killing it overall this year. I've been thinking about slurping some of them

[Anonymous No.57408221]

>>57408190
Stop fighting the trend.

[Anonymous No.57408223]

>>57408177
Yes, it's pretty much a high risk, leveraged REIT as well. Will immigration stall, rugpulling your home's value? Or will the Fed cut rates, unlocking a flood of supply? Or will the inevitable grind of dying Boomer castles dampen the market? Or will you get Section 8'd?

Or are you better off cashing out and parking the money in a safe, reliable investment like SOXL?

These are angles we all must consider.

[Anonymous No.57408226]

>>57408191
>INTC
Gelsinger doesnt strike me as innovative or imaginative. hes not likely to do much better with Intel but I get why theres a bull story there.

[Anonymous No.57408235]

Buy TQQQ shares or AMD calls? $15k

[Anonymous No.57408240]

>>57408226
We had him speaking at Davos and he did a really good job there.

[Anonymous No.57408242]

>>57408086
David Soxl can be reached at 867-5309 during market hours. His secretary's name is Jenny.

[Anonymous No.57408243]

>DXY swinging like a shitcoin past few days

[Anonymous No.57408244]

>>57408235
Intel puts

[Anonymous No.57408273]

Margin call was a mediocre as fuck film, and the most worrying prospect of a financial crisis for me is an uptick in Margin Call posting.

[Anonymous No.57408279]

markets are up but VIX is lurking...

[Anonymous No.57408290]

>>57408240
>vos and he did a really good job there.
the one were he was screaming we need more high tech immigrants? the standard mantra of stupid ceos from the early 2000s? not particularly new or exciting comments.

[Anonymous No.57408292]

>>57408207
tyfys

>>57408220
I'm just in UEC, comfortable with the company and chart. CCJ is the normie stock of choice but now has negative exposure to spot price due to production shortfalls. Have heard good thing about PALAF and BNNLF but there are plenty of URNM/URNJ holdings you can sift through.

GLATF is the funniest miner though since you're betting on Niger.

[Anonymous No.57408303]

>>57408273
>Margin call was a mediocre as fuck film
This. Literal garbage made for pseuds.
The Big Short and Wolf of the Wallstreet were great though.

[Anonymous No.57408307]

>>57408240
>>57408290
Is INTC the BA of semiconductors?

[Anonymous No.57408311]

>>57408290
Ah. You saw the youtube. That's not the speech i meant. I am talking about the one that was showed to guests.

[Anonymous No.57408315]

>>57408242
Who do I contact about all the sex women owe me? Is it Jenny?

[Anonymous No.57408319]

>>57408273
>>57408303
Floored and Trader are the most kino /smg/ films.

[Anonymous No.57408333]

>>57408307
yes imo but could be ibm too.
>>57408311
cnbc yeah. what did he say of interest then? i got nvidia and id prob get amd before intc but intc is so massive i can be convinced its worth getting finally. they are trying to do stuff.

[Anonymous No.57408335]

How am I supposed to grow my folio when every stock looks like pic related.
It feels like there's zero attractive opportunities in the market right now.

Sitting with 30+% of my net worth in useless cash feels awful. I want to buy, but not get fucked by retarded 100+ PE valuations.

Help

[Anonymous No.57408339]

>>57408220
Mining is a scam

[Anonymous No.57408340]

Is PBR going into business? https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/brazils-petrobras-eyes-jaspe-block-acquisition-2024-01-24/

[Anonymous No.57408346]

Comfy green day

[Anonymous No.57408347]

>>57408333
Buy a ticket next time.

[Anonymous No.57408351]

>>57408191
Bought a whooping two calls myself. $51 1DTE

Pissed I sold my Tesla 200P at open though.

[Anonymous No.57408353]

>>57408221
I'm not even doing anything.

[Anonymous No.57408363]

>>57408346
>euros
disgusting

[Anonymous No.57408365]

>>57408347
why would i buy a ticket to give my hard earned money to klaus scwab? if you were so convinced youd be sharing it with others to get them to buy in.

[Anonymous No.57408385]

>>57408365
If you have to work hard for your money you are probably not the intended audience and should work harder.

[Anonymous No.57408388]

Geedorah has arrived, you guys could take five
By the time it’s over, no snakes alive
Take the dive, I’m telling you, you’re better off
Then up against the flow that make her take her sweater off
From the setoff, when it came to scripts, he could hardly brag
It’s the result of concentration and lollygag
I said, “Yeah right.” He pulled a mic out a snotty rag
Was sealed up air-tight, and wrapped up in a body bag
Get an advance and catch chance writer’s block
After spending the first and last penny, my own worst enemy
Tell me if I’m OD and usual flow
And made deals with these cats who keep sending dough, so
The Three-Headed set it, never get busted
He’s a man of his word who’s not to be trusted
Beats encrypted, multi-faceted, encrusted
Sweaty palm, keep mic rusted
*Sort of mellow type of fellow
Who sometimes spaz on wife like Othello
Hell no. He won’t use words like Illuminati
Or Gotti or shotty, he might use karate

[Anonymous No.57408401]

>>57408346
age, sex, location?

[Anonymous No.57408415]

>>57408086
I only have is slut daughters number Daisy Soxl, but ever since she appeared on facial abuse, they aren't talking anymore

[Anonymous No.57408416]

>>57408226
i think we're on the cusp of some really big things

[Anonymous No.57408420]

IM JACKED TO THE TITS

[Anonymous No.57408432]

>>57408335

[Anonymous No.57408436]

>>57408095
thanks anon i slurped another 5 bagger

[Anonymous No.57408445]

Predictions for INTC?

[Anonymous No.57408446]

you do not fuck around with bound auctions
i sure hope you guys sold at 1pm

[Anonymous No.57408451]

>>57408401
Age
>30
Sex
>yes
location
>your moms house

[Anonymous No.57408458]

>>57408445
I think a beat, but nothing bonkers.

AMD is tanking though, after a runup all night and this morning. Makes me wonder what's up.

[Anonymous No.57408459]

>what's the most you ever lost on a coin flip?

[Anonymous No.57408461]

>>57408335
I'm in the exact same situation. I'm glad I'm in the train, but I'm only partially in it.
I had 60K€ sitting in cash that I was comfy DCAing each month, but those last few months have gone tits up I'm left with 50K I don't know what to do with.
>use them for the big crash that's coming!
Yeah sure, the crash that will do -30% but with the markets maybe going +25% in the meantime, woop da woop

[Anonymous No.57408465]

>>57408446
>you do not fuck around with bound auctions
When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again.

[Anonymous No.57408472]

>>57408335
LLAP

[Anonymous No.57408473]

New side hustle just dropped
>>2739026

[Anonymous No.57408474]

All in on SOXS

[Anonymous No.57408485]

>>57408451
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.57408492]

>>57408451
you're pretty poor at 30
do you at least own your house?

[Anonymous No.57408493]

wtf there is a new thread and I was still posting on the old.

anyways

[Anonymous No.57408498]

>>57408065
> The Magic Goes Away
the world is full of magic and i am lucky to be alive to experience it :)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408500]

>>57408473
it's gone

[Anonymous No.57408502]

Is it happening?
Could it be?
Is this...
Is this the big one?

[Anonymous No.57408503]

uuhh, guise?
nvidia is red on the day

[Anonymous No.57408513]

>smci
wtf

[Anonymous No.57408520]

>>57408503
AMD just gave up all the gains

[Anonymous No.57408522]

>>57408339
AMR would beg to differ

[Anonymous No.57408538]

Imagine the oilmarket ruining the February CPI report by pumping up to 80. Oh now, it would actually be + y/y again.

[Anonymous No.57408546]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.57408549]

>>57408459
Literally SAVE. Like 2% from shares only.

[Anonymous No.57408550]

>stock market is crashing
it's finally fucking happening!!!

[Anonymous No.57408552]

Can't believe a fucking retarded faggot's car company is going to cause another crash.

Now, I can believe that fact, I just can't believe this little cunt is going to do it after I went long.

[Anonymous No.57408557]

>>57408552
symptom =//= the disease

[Anonymous No.57408558]

>OH MY SOIENCE IT WENT UP SO IT NOW MUST COME DOWN AAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.57408560]

>>57408500
Do you not have 4chanX or some other Jew magic, Baggot?

[Anonymous No.57408564]

>BABA
What the fuck bros...

[Anonymous No.57408568]

>>57408459
2x that on SNAP options

[Anonymous No.57408569]

slurrrrrrrrp

[Anonymous No.57408572]

>>57408522
AMR isn't a miner. It's a buyback machine with a mine attached.

[Anonymous No.57408576]

>AMZN red
>AAPL red
>AMD red
>NVDA red
>TSLA REALLY red
looks like we're finally having a red day after 3 weeks of nothing but green

[Anonymous No.57408577]

ok
DO NOT PANIC

[Anonymous No.57408583]

>>57408564
>Nooo, it has to keep gapping up every single day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408584]

>>57408560
add-ons are for newfags, back in my day if you wanted to stay in the thread you had to put noko in the name field.

[Anonymous No.57408585]

>>57408459
jeet at work lost 8K on nvidia, amd, and tesla calls lol

[Anonymous No.57408590]

Bros I watched all episodes of Spy X Family in two days. What the FUCK am I gonna watch now?

[Anonymous No.57408593]

[Anonymous No.57408594]

>>57408584

[Anonymous No.57408597]

>>57408585
how the fuck do you LOSE money on NVDA and AMD calls

[Anonymous No.57408600]

>>57408590
I just watched Grimgar. It was top comfy.

[Anonymous No.57408606]

Is this stock market crash with us in the room right now?

[Anonymous No.57408607]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57408611]

>>57408597
Peak bubble post

[Anonymous No.57408613]

If SPX closes below 4875 it's actually and unironically over.

[Anonymous No.57408616]

Bonesaw wins AGAIN?!

[Anonymous No.57408625]

VIRT god candle.
Manipulation can't win.

[Anonymous No.57408634]

>>57408597
because jeet brain
>pulled too early on some in a panic
>made the calls too short in duration
>made calls when the stocks were on a rally for two weeks
his brain can't process the fact that he could even for example, buy TSLA now, and keep averaging down or something, I've tried to explain this concept to him and it goes right over his head, so he can enjoy losing thousands and thousands i guess.

[Anonymous No.57408636]

>>57408590
What the Apothecary Diaries, it's Kino

[Anonymous No.57408635]

>>57408065
NVDA 700$by feb

[Anonymous No.57408645]

oh no! anyway...

[Anonymous No.57408646]

>>57408552
https://youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc?si=RASnVsnmfHjDBkYK&t=359

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408656]

>>57408613
hate to break it to you, but after the SPX closes it's over regardless of the price, but you can come back tomorrow to try again unless some jahoodies get their hands on some suitcase nukes and blow so much shit up that the jews get scared and decide that we aren't going to open it.

[Anonymous No.57408661]

God´s chosen people is trying to trick me into selling

[Anonymous No.57408668]

>>57408583
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57408669]

>>57408636
thanks for rec. i havent watched anything in ages so need some suggestions. ill go check it out.

[Anonymous No.57408676]

>>57408538
Really though, can't believe you're the only other OIL poster itt. That means we're running to the 90s. Minimum.

[Anonymous No.57408675]

>>57408669
Watch Psycho Pass if you haven't already. Just S1.
Shangri-la Frontier is good too.

[Anonymous No.57408677]

MUH TECH TROON SHIT

[Anonymous No.57408680]

>bears are celebrating SPY being ONLY +0.08%
lol

[Anonymous No.57408689]

>>57408661
Just buy Mongolian Mining Corp and trust in the horde.

[Anonymous No.57408690]

>>57408676
I haven't even bought Oil. I just watch it to see if it could fuck the CPI. Nice double bottom on the monthly

[Anonymous No.57408696]

>>57408675
i watched the first half of psycho and liked it a lot. just been busy and restless i havent sat down and watched stuff. plus the free site i was using got dmca'd down. dont know what to use now anyway.

[Anonymous No.57408700]

>>57408636
It's Chinese right? I fucking hate communists. I'll seed its torrents without bothering to watch it. Fuck chinks.

[Anonymous No.57408707]

>>57408676
The rest all got sent to do forced labor on the oil fields to pay back their margin calls.

[Anonymous No.57408709]

>>57408676
god i wish oil would be $130
my inheritance would actually exist
meanwhile these fuckers that own the wells on our land dont even have all the pumps running

[Anonymous No.57408714]

>>57408680
Tomorrow will be a bloodbath unlike anything you've ever seen before. Mark my words. You won't see another green day for until maybe June

[Anonymous No.57408715]

>>57408590
thoughts on Becky?

[Anonymous No.57408716]

>>57408680
Thats very telling about the fake and gay market

[Anonymous No.57408717]

>>57408696
Just torrent it off nyaa retard. Also watch Higurashi, start with the old one, it's pure kino.

[Anonymous No.57408718]

>>57408709
>meanwhile these fuckers that own the wells on our land dont even have all the pumps running
but anon thats good for OIL

[Anonymous No.57408720]

Bought 200 BOIL

[Anonymous No.57408721]

>>57408709
why the fuck would you want that at $77 if you think it can go to $130

[Anonymous No.57408723]

>>57408696
But 9animetv (dot) to is up?

This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57408724]

>>57408700
Is this burger education? No, it's Japanese. You know they can make stories taking place in places other than Japan, right? It's set in China, the real China, the Imperial China, the one that the CCP commies hate and desperately try to erase from History.

[Anonymous No.57408726]

>>57408700
It's Japanese, about chink court.

[Anonymous No.57408728]

>>57408661
Doubtful any Christians are trying to get you. Perhaps you're falling for Gypsy 's claiming to Moses?

SCHW

[Anonymous No.57408748]

DOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.57408754]

my ID might say 'bot', but no. I'm not a bot. There are real bobos out there

[Anonymous No.57408757]

>>57408724
It's surprising they weren't able to demolish the Leshan Buddha. I can't imagine who would retarded enough to destroy heritage sites other than talibans and jewish americans.

[Anonymous No.57408760]

>selling short straddles before earnings
has anyone tried this? it seems like it's just betting that the market makers were right and everything actually is priced in

[Anonymous No.57408762]

>>57408748
>fed balance sheet after market close will confirm

[Anonymous No.57408774]

>>57408724
non-anime fag, why the fuck isn't this post just "no, it's japanese"? what's so fucking obvious about it?

[Anonymous No.57408775]

Does anyone actually understand what BOIL does?

[Anonymous No.57408776]

>>57408720
Jinxed it.

[Anonymous No.57408779]

>bond auction goes real bad
>TLT doesn't really care
>stocks drop anyways
>we're pretty likely to get good econ data tomorrow so we'll gap up on the open
i actually quite like this market, it's so easy

[Anonymous No.57408780]

Is civil war bullish?

[Anonymous No.57408785]

TSLAsisters...

[Anonymous No.57408790]

>>57408717
>Just torrent it off nyaa retard. Also watch Higurashi, start with the old one, it's pure kino.
thanks.
>>57408723
oh fug thanks.

[Anonymous No.57408795]

>>57408724
The Japanese mind is incapable of imagining any thing other than slutty Japanese middle school children.

[Anonymous No.57408798]

>Microsoft lays off 1,900 workers in its Gaming unit
Bullish, theres plenty of government and Mcdonalds service jobs for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmVBGmVXjz8

[Anonymous No.57408810]

just here to laugh at EV trannies

[Anonymous No.57408823]

>>57408780
If you think this will lead to civil war lol

Texas will probably win this. Biden will memoryhole it. He doesnt want this issue front and center during the election

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408825]

Holy words I can't say on the internet! Have you seen what Taylor Swift lets Chiefs Fans do to her?!? I think I'm a Chiefs fan now!

[Anonymous No.57408828]

>>57408798
I build computers, i have a degree. I walk 5 miles to work. I live next to a mcdonalds. I make 18 an hour. Mcdonalds pays 19.

[Anonymous No.57408830]

>>57408798
Their new Avowed game looks like dogshit. I really only have high hopes for FromSoft and Capcom nowadays.

[Anonymous No.57408844]

>>57408780
I don't know why Americans don't just use their military to protect their borders and stop invaders. It works for Israel.

[Anonymous No.57408846]

Im gonna go spend my days gains on funkos. which ones should i get?

[Anonymous No.57408854]

Do DCA niggers really just buy after every paycheck? Why not pool your money for a bit when stocks are expensive?

[Anonymous No.57408858]

>>57408780
if it kicks off it's basically the same as the last war but this time the confederates are the ones fighting against slavery instead of for it. History cannot possibly be this unfathomably hilarious, I refuse to accept it.

[Anonymous No.57408859]

>>57408828
>I build computers
did you invent a new one?

[Anonymous No.57408862]

>>57408854
>after every paycheck? Why not pool your money for a bit when stocks are expensive?
they actually usually buy before the paycheck. it auto deducts from their paycheck into retirement funds.

[Anonymous No.57408863]

EU is pumping while US dumps. What is happening. And Oil is laos not really stopping.

[Anonymous No.57408865]

>>57408854
Oh look at mr predict the fucking future over here

[Anonymous No.57408867]

>>57408775

[Anonymous No.57408868]

>>57408854
Cause you can't and don't time the market, retard

[Anonymous No.57408873]

>>57408828
>Mcdonalds pays 19
Perfect, I bet its enough to cover rent and have 1/3 leftover for bills.

[Anonymous No.57408875]

>>57408859
No but they are glow in the dark computers if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.57408879]

>>57408863
>Oil is laos not really stopping
Would you care to repeat that in English?

[Anonymous No.57408881]

>>57408868
lol

[Anonymous No.57408880]

>>57408854
>bro just time the market, simple as

[Anonymous No.57408883]

>>57408780
RGR and SWBI sure ain't trading like it.

[Anonymous No.57408885]

>>57408828
high school degree?

[Anonymous No.57408887]

>>57408780
Bullshit, not bullish. Imagine a nation what would kill its own people for stopping foreigners from entering illegally.
lol, comedy gold.
This just helps the dispersion of the browns, by giving Abbott more cover to send them to your city.
SWBI

[Anonymous No.57408889]

>>57408445
i dunno but i'm really excited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JUq844CbkI

[Anonymous No.57408892]

>>57408873
Its 400 feet from my house and you dont even see the employees i am seriously tempted, im white and speak english id be manager in a week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57408896]

>>57408859
>11 year old minority kid
>Saves 600 pounds which is like $800
Alright, something's not right here.

[Anonymous No.57408899]

>>57408854
I lag 3-8 days because I am lazy. Recently I've been buying sectors that look more at a discount while SPY crabs near ATH. I have an awful track record buying near ATHs.

[Anonymous No.57408903]

>>57408875
>glow
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT

[Anonymous No.57408905]

>>57408863
>while US dumps
DJ and S&P500 are green

Wait till tomorrow. That's when you'll see at least a -5%. And then it'll continue on Monday and eventually finish the week in -35-50%.
Get your fucking cash ready to slurp. This is going to be insane

[Anonymous No.57408906]

>>57408844
Jose about to paraglide over the Rio Grande

>This post sponsored by GEO. GEO: Lock up those beaners today.

[Anonymous No.57408908]

>>57408885
Bachelors gets you about 20 an hour these days without 10 years experience

[Anonymous No.57408917]

>>57408905
I hope it'll go down that much. I'll go all in fucking soxl

[Anonymous No.57408918]

Anyone else follow the unusual_whales discord for options? I'm trying to make sense of the difference between the 5 minute intervals/hot contract and why are labelled bid and some as ask?

I'm not an options retard, I know the terminology, and the syntax for the most part, but why they are labelled differently is above my head as a self taught guy.

[Anonymous No.57408920]

>2034
>horny 15-year old makes a deepfake porn about a celebrity
>this falls under the new law of "digital rape", applauded by feminists
>kid isn't american and never set foot there but because the celebrity is the US says it falls under their jurisdiction
>kid is extradited and sentenced to 5 years in federal prison
>some millenials and gen-Xers speak of a time when the internet "wasn't Orwelian and there was Freedom". Both of these words are flagged as problematic by their banks' datamining systems and their accounts are closed, and their info forwarded to Homeland Security

[Anonymous No.57408927]

>>57408908
why are you even wagecucking go build a company retard

[Anonymous No.57408931]

>>57408810
Don't forget to laugh at lithium baggies as well.

[Anonymous No.57408933]

I make 100k a year driving food truck to elder homes and schools

[Anonymous No.57408935]

>>57408933
Comfy. Shamrock?

[Anonymous No.57408937]

>>57408933
You are set. Gibs work is only going to increase.

[Anonymous No.57408939]

>>57408863
Check TSLA Computer.

And Boeing and Humana and NOC and...

[Anonymous No.57408941]

>>57408828
what kind of degree

[Anonymous No.57408947]

>>57408918
bid and ask is not limited to options, it's limited to all markets
this is a pretty basic thing to know
there is no "one perfect price", there is always a spread of people selling and people buying
ask is what people are asking to sell the underlying to you, bid is what people are bidding for the underlying

[Anonymous No.57408950]

>>57408854
I have automated buys for every market day.

[Anonymous No.57408955]

>>57408918
>the 5 minute intervals/hot contract
I'm guessing the latter is bought all at once vs. a bunch of contracts bought in a 5 minute interval.

>why are labelled bid and some as ask?
If you are a seller dumping contracts, you'd "hit the bid" (sell at the lower price). If you are a buyer eagerly buying contracts, you'd "hit the ask" (buying at the higher of the two prices).

[Anonymous No.57408957]

>Yellen has said Americans do believe that inflation is under control

[Anonymous No.57408962]

>>57408933
Literally how? I am jealous.

[Anonymous No.57408968]

>>57408935
A euro equivalent

>>57408937
Easy work, recession proof and young people dont wanna do it, I say thank you for the easy money

[Anonymous No.57408973]

>>57408947
And the difference is collected by the market maker?

[Anonymous No.57408978]

>>57408892
It's hectic. Once you get the menu down, it's simple enough. But you gotta memorize what's on everything native, and then be able to improve it as the guests change toppings. But if you get good, McD's GMs get nice pay, and ownership on franchise is trained into and pays NICE.
But if you're at all affected or can't judo a faggot's worst day taken out on you, you're gonna snap in the first month. People are mean to fast-food workers for no damn reason at all. Absolutely petty, and you get to smile and welcome them back, day after day. Seriously, the meanest people with the biggest complaints show up every single day.
At worst, you'll get a few day's pay into your broker.

[Anonymous No.57408979]

>>57408973
yes, being high frequency trading firms

[Anonymous No.57408985]

>>57408962
Got my CDL, called up my current boss and asked about a position. Started the next monday. I have a degree but I am never going back to ass kissing HR roasties ever again

[Anonymous No.57408995]

>>57408918
i paid for their service once and they never took me off their premium channels for a year

[Anonymous No.57408998]

>>57408968
I'm glad you are content, anon. How much time does it take you to finish your route?
It sounds like a few hours work then you can do whatever.

[Anonymous No.57409004]

>>57408941
Comp sci

[Anonymous No.57409006]

>>57408892
It's hectic. Once you get the menu down, it's simple enough. But you gotta memorize what's on everything native, and then be able to improve it as the guests change toppings. But if you get good, McD's GMs get nice pay, and ownership on franchise is trained into and pays NICE.
But if you're at all affected or can't judo a faggot's worst day taken out on you, you're gonna snap in the first month. People are mean to fast-food workers for no damn reason at all. Absolutely petty, and you get to smile and welcome them back, day after day. Seriously, the meanest people with the biggest complaints show up every single day.
At worst, you'll get a few day's pay into your broker. Don't eat there, wash your face before, during, and after shift, the grease literally floats in the air. Bring your own soap, the stuff they use is not for long term use. Don't eat there, avoid sodas, or you'll bloat up in a few weeks because the food is always in front of you.
If you can do that, you'll be fine, imo.

[Anonymous No.57409009]

>>57408957
OIL IS OUTTA CONTROL AAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57409014]

>>57408973
Market makers are people who always offer a bid and an ask. You may or may not be trading against them (for example, you're selling and a regular trader submits a higher bid than any MM).

[Anonymous No.57409016]

>>57408933
that seems comfy and necessary for a functioning society. good on ya anon

[Anonymous No.57409020]

>>57408998
Its like this
Longer drive out -> low key effort for 4-6 hours (keeps the fat truckers at bay) -> sleep break for an hour > longer drive home.

[Anonymous No.57409022]

>heres your "Shock the world" announcement, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxP_LUH8cZs

[Anonymous No.57409024]

Where do I torrent spy x family?

[Anonymous No.57409028]

Speaking of bid/ask spreads, uh, uranium bros... are we back?

[Anonymous No.57409037]

>>57408775
Buys my groceries?

[Anonymous No.57409036]

>>57408957
>Be Biden admin poll specialist
>hmm how can we make people think inflation is under control
>specifically find purple haired mentally ill trannies that vote blue no matter who
>do you think inflation is under control?
>REEEEEE I HATE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>mark it down as yes
>tell the American people everyone thinks inflation is under control
>it'sallsotiresome.png

[Anonymous No.57409041]

>>57409004
what university? given that you said mcds pays $19, i assume you're canadian? anyways, its brutal right now for cs grads and juniors (and even mid levels like me). i know people who graduated in 2008,2009, it was rough.

keep applying, you should be able to find something better than min wage. gl

[Anonymous No.57409056]

>>57409016
thanks anon, its very nice on the meta, sometimes a bit boring and can feel unambitious but hey, it makes the money roll in right

[Anonymous No.57409059]

Chips AND China

[Anonymous No.57409064]

>>57408955
So essentially, a seller and buyer both set their "limits", and it's up to the party who finalizes the deal to "accept" the other's terms?

I'm sorry, I know it's stupid, but I've only ever purchased options and made spreads (with high volume, so the bid ask was fairly neglible), I have no experience in terms of the selling process so while I have some time I'm trying to learn it. Investopedia is just a little vague.

[Anonymous No.57409065]

>>57409006
I've always felt bad for most fast food workers I don't know why people are so unnecessarily mean to them. That is of course with exception to the fat tranny bitch at taco bell who forgot half my order despite me being the only person there. Ok nevermind, now I know why people are mean to fast food workers.

[Anonymous No.57409067]

Inflation does eem alot better. Im not noticing increases. Some things are actually going down like milk. Which was $5.75 last year. Nownits $4.00 pre 2020 it was 2.97ish as long as i could remember

[Anonymous No.57409068]

... yeah looking like some of that gap is going to get filled here

[Anonymous No.57409087]

>>57409064
Yes, someone always has to "cross the spread". Otherwise the buyers and sellers just stand their with their dicks in their hands. Which, ok, fine. That's been uranium for the past week. Sometimes no trades provide as much information as trades.

[Anonymous No.57409090]

>>57409036
Yellen clearly only asked her friends at Martha's Vineyard.

[Anonymous No.57409100]

>>57408920
Millennials are the ones who pushed social justice.

[Anonymous No.57409111]

>>57409065
I'm only mean to the ones who can't speak English

[Anonymous No.57409113]

>>57409064
>>57409087
this is wrong, you can get fills between spreads filled by HFT or ibkr smart routing, this is part of "market making" between the limit order and the national bid/ask

[Anonymous No.57409120]

if INTC does better than -6% after earnings i make $416
if they do worse than that i lose $800 for every $1 they drop
this is fun

[Anonymous No.57409121]

>he didnt buy climate leader accenture, a leading indian IT firm
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57409126]

>sitting on $20,000 of savings
>can't put it in index funds because stocks look inflated as fuck
>can't use it to short because who the fuck knows which direction the market will go
>inflation eats away at it if I just keep it in the bank
>meanwhile the stock market keeps rising
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.57409131]

>>57409120
INTC will crash 20% tho

[Anonymous No.57409141]

>>57409120
>>57409131
but everytime someone says AI it will pump 1%

[Anonymous No.57409140]

>>57409126
Money market / TBills. If you're feeling like a hotshot speculate that Xi is buying the entire Chinamen stock market and load it all into YINN.

[Anonymous No.57409147]

>>57409126
Buy my bags (j/k I don't have any because stonks only go up)

[Anonymous No.57409152]

>>57409113
Yeah but by definition that's the case of an MM stepping in with a bid/ask matching your ask/bid.

[Anonymous No.57409158]

>>57409121
I work there and not in a million years would invest in it

[Anonymous No.57409160]

>>57409126
i see another bull year brewing. Just dump it all in now and set a stop loss sell order which will immediately dump your stack if it drops below a price you set. Set it high enough that you will experience minimal loss if it does crash but low enough that it doesn't get triggered by normal crabbing and bouncing.

[Anonymous No.57409163]

>>57409126
>what is DCA
just buy $200 of SPY or mag7 every day for the next 100 days

[Anonymous No.57409176]

>>57409152
in my example the volume and spread of national bid/ask does not move because these intermediaries are arbitraging off-exchange volumes

[Anonymous No.57409180]

>>57409160
>i see another bull year brewing.
i see another 12 year bull run desu. recession is done. overvalued trash like veg burger companies are dead and meme cycling company is about to die. we are prepared for another lift off for a 12 year bullrun. plus the lay offs are the necessary decadal cleaning.

[Anonymous No.57409181]

>>57409158
Youre a literal subhuman mongoiloid if you arent doing the ESPP

[Anonymous No.57409183]

>>57409152
>>57409113
In which case is their a money maker, and in which case would it be just a buyer and a seller like on a Robinhood app?

[Anonymous No.57409184]

>>57409131
do you think you're so good at telling the future?

[Anonymous No.57409189]

>>57409090
https://youtu.be/BOFYvnOmqDQ?si=t4K2_JL3jUtKkxpl&t=111

[Anonymous No.57409195]

>>57409180
I set a stop loss at 400 anyway. I'm not holding the bag if it starts freefalling.

[Anonymous No.57409199]

>>57409181
Receive and sell right away.
Thinking of stopping though. Might as well invest myself. They collect for 6 months where it does nothing.

[Anonymous No.57409202]

>>57409120
brave

[Anonymous No.57409206]

>>57409180
Is this bullish for LLAP?

[Anonymous No.57409211]

>>57409195
>at 400 anyway.
SPY? thats prob way too low imo. doubt it would ever hit but you can always move it anyway as we go onward.

[Anonymous No.57409214]

>>57409183
>their
>robinhood
I have no patience for this man, everything about this post disgusts me, he's all yours anon

[Anonymous No.57409216]

>>57409131
Implied moves are sitting at 3.5... I don't expect anything bonkers either way desu. I have a few calls at 51 but I'm prepared to leave them in the wind.

[Anonymous No.57409218]

>>57409113
That generally means the ask fell to the price you put in. The ask is what sellers want to sell for but it does not mean they won't cave and meet you at your entered price.

[Anonymous No.57409219]

>>57409199
It did 17% in the past 6M. Im a tier 8, what are you

[Anonymous No.57409220]

should i buy tsly?

[Anonymous No.57409232]

>>57409120
There is no reason for INTC to perform like shit on earnings, they tanked because of internal investment and it's going to begin paying off because they've opened a couple fabs in the last few months.

>>57409181
>ESPP
I work in a grocery chain and I get their shares for a 25% discount; if you work for a public company and don't have an ESPP this guy is right, work for a better company (aka one with good benefits, like an ESPP).

[Anonymous No.57409236]

Can it crash 15% already so I can go 80% SSO 20% SOXL calls?

[Anonymous No.57409238]

>>57409126
stop being a pussy?

[Anonymous No.57409243]

>>57409120
I yolod on calls, +5% and I retire sub 30

[Anonymous No.57409247]

Here comes the end of day miracle pump to bring indices bright green

[Anonymous No.57409250]

>>57409214
>their
Fuck, I deserved that.

>Robinhood
I'm sorry, UI is much better than Etrade and Tastyworks. I'm really not doing much more than acooooomulating, puts, and calls. It works for me.

[Anonymous No.57409263]

>>57409214
kek. Yeah, if he's asking about bid/ask spreads somehow I don't think he'd grasp Level 69 Data and esoteric order routing.

[Anonymous No.57409264]

>>57409220
fuck no you retard
buy the underlying if you want exposure
i speak as someone who bought at the peak. my divies over half a year wont even cover half my losses

[Anonymous No.57409268]

>>57409211
Nah VOO

[Anonymous No.57409269]

>>57409216
oh, well if it's implied then surely it won't dump harder than that

[Anonymous No.57409274]

Folks, we gotta buy more TSLA shares. The hedgies and the banksters are working against Elon, but if we all pitch in and just use every penny we have and even go on margin, we’ll win in the end. There’s a conspiracy against Elon, Tesla, and all the shareholders. Now is the time buy and hold with diamond hands so we can own the globalists.

[Anonymous No.57409281]

>>57409274
So fvcking tru my brother

[Anonymous No.57409293]

>>57409056
>sometimes a bit boring and can feel unambitious but hey, it makes the money roll in right
this is also the life a retail trader, i think its just typical human thoughts on the mundane aspects of our jobs

[Anonymous No.57409295]

>t. s. Martypants

[Anonymous No.57409298]

>>57409263
Hahahaha, I was taught by project finance on YT, I see he has a video, I'll watch it now he always explains it well.

Any of you fuckers long on AMD?

[Anonymous No.57409300]

Is buying Tesla calls now genius or retarded

[Anonymous No.57409301]

>>57409274
no, this violent dumping is all just part of getting Elon his desired 25% much cheaper, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.57409304]

>>57409268
>VOO
ew why? are you close to retirement? then literally no reason to avoid picking stocks.

[Anonymous No.57409306]

Intc calls for next week or BOIL shares? $10k

[Anonymous No.57409313]

>>57409232
This doesnt matter when it comes to calls

[Anonymous No.57409314]

>>57409274
APES TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.57409315]

>>57409300
im waiting a bit to see whats happening its definitely isn't done dumping

[Anonymous No.57409318]

>>57409301
>getting Elon his desired 25% much cheaper, trust the plan
strong chance that is it. he can set some new performance goals and get a ton of options for it.

[Anonymous No.57409330]

>>57409304
I'm not smarter than the market, but smart enough to realize it.

[Anonymous No.57409332]

>>57409160
>>57409180
>i see another bull year brewing
How can you think that when you see the S&P500 has risen by over 80% in the past five years while earnings per share has risen only about 36%?

[Anonymous No.57409339]

If you can't day trade, good time to set up for volatility for the AM.
CPI, no guarantee, could set up some moves in certain sectors.

[Anonymous No.57409345]

>>57409219
Tier 9, Avanade though.
Don't they buy at the end of the period not during?

[Anonymous No.57409351]

>>57409332
>while earnings per share has risen only about 36%?
do you have a chart for that or something? i dont think it matters and needs to be 1:1 desu. the price reflects future expectations not actual earnings.

[Anonymous No.57409352]

>>57409126
>not just putting it all into SWVXX while watching NATGAS AND OIL all day and night patiently awaiting buy and sell points

[Anonymous No.57409362]

>>57409300
He's been bootlicking the joos recently, which feels like a desperation tactic.

[Anonymous No.57409366]

>>57409332
earnings don't matter when companies have adjusted to high tax rates by growing revenue, spending money on r&d (pretax) and realising cash income ONLY if it's possible to write it off with depreciation

[Anonymous No.57409383]

>>57409362
Fuck Bob.

[Anonymous No.57409385]

fart ass

[Anonymous No.57409409]

>>57409385
female fart ass!?!?!?!?
>*raises an eyebrow to denote curiousity being piqued*

[Anonymous No.57409411]

>>57409126
bond market, try a few safe 4-5% yield dividend stocks, gamble around $3000 on companies like LLAP

[Anonymous No.57409413]

NFLX is a turd

[Anonymous No.57409421]

/o/ tourist here
kek TSLA baggies

[Anonymous No.57409442]

Fart breath.

[Anonymous No.57409453]

i need to sell this smci call its such a fucky wucky stock

[Anonymous No.57409459]

redpill me on SAVE

[Anonymous No.57409471]

>>57409332
>inflation
>expected firings for AI future replacement
>every country is desperate to reach America's status in terms of AI utilization especially China

Enjoy missing the bull run

[Anonymous No.57409474]

>>57409459
Ticker should actually be LOST.

[Anonymous No.57409484]

>SPY +0.20%
That is Bobo's big day?

[Anonymous No.57409488]

>>57409345
desu I dont know when it buys. I hold them for a year then sell for the tax benefit

[Anonymous No.57409503]

>>57409471
>>expected firings for AI future replacement
this is the generation where they finally kick everyone to the curb for their robots?
looks like I picked the wrong decade to quit huffing glue.

[Anonymous No.57409509]

>>57409471
>expected firings for AI future replacement
Smells like another dotcom bubble.

[Anonymous No.57409510]

>>57409484
Yup we'll only be up about 60% for the year if every day is as much of a bobo day as today.

[Anonymous No.57409523]

I think we need a crab bake

[Anonymous No.57409540]

>>57409503
>>57409509
You doomers have been wrong for 18 months but please keep going. SPY ATH and rising

[Anonymous No.57409545]

next
>>57409541
>>57409541
>>57409541

[Anonymous No.57409547]

>>57409471
bubble boys
will be fun to see all the AI investments fail to generate extra revenue

[Anonymous No.57409629]

>>57409385
BRAP-BRAAAAAAP
*farts egregiously, clearing out the entire thread*

[Anonymous No.57410854]

>>57408933
good work also. respectable