/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57406341]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Non-Female Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.57406354]

Remember to buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.57406358]

How low will Tesla go today?

[Anonymous No.57406362]

>>57406358
Where it belongs, $25

[Anonymous No.57406369]

>>57406358
170's if they want me to buy.

[Anonymous No.57406374]

Not a single trade has gone my way in at least a year.

[Anonymous No.57406376]

>There are faggots in this thread that hate Elon Musk so much that they think TSLA is "over valued"
If TSLA isn't part of your portfolio then fucking leave /smg/ you retards.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406383]

>>57406347
i suggest you seek mental help

[Anonymous No.57406390]

>>57406376
I like elon....but yeah tsla is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57406392]

anyone tried trading based on options statistics like max pain, put/call ratios, or gamma levels? howd it work out?

[Anonymous No.57406395]

>>57406376
>*smug*
No. I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.57406405]

>>57406376
>trading anything other than NATGAS AND OIL
NIGGER
and
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.57406412]

>>57406341
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57406415]

I have decided to base my trading personality on Thad Castle of Blue Mountain State

[Anonymous No.57406421]

A bit of an upward crab day so far, nothing drastic

[Anonymous No.57406424]

You are trading carefully today right goyims?

[Anonymous No.57406426]

What does TSLA even have to offer except for hype?

[Anonymous No.57406429]

>>57406358
TSLA is easily going to 150 a share at some point. Conservatively. It could very well go lower. The main point is it isn't going back up above 200 or anywhere near that anytime soon. Elon Musk has been exposed as a mentally unstable bullshit artist. What does TSLA have going for it? They're a car company, period. The robots are a meme. The FSD is a meme. The cyber truck is a meme. It's all nonsense. It's incredible to me the stock was ever valued as high as it was. That stock is going down possibly even under 100 quite frankly unless Elon Musk and Tesla can somehow pull some sort of impressive display of A.I. or robotics out of their ass...and Elon has already demonstrated legitimate hostility to TSLA and simultaneously demonstrated he has no clue what he's doing with Twitter/X. There is zero reason to like or believe in that company at all. I "own" it technically through ETFs, but I regret not just shorting it as a hedge against the ETF. I'd be a lot wealthier now.

[Anonymous No.57406433]

>"he panic sold TSLA"
>"right near range bottom"

[Anonymous No.57406438]

Diamond hands here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406439]

>>57406426
martian time shares

[Anonymous No.57406442]

Fuck it's happening again

[Anonymous No.57406443]

touch grass buy gas

[Anonymous No.57406449]

>>57406392
I follow put/call ratio pretty closely. It's not a reliable indicator. Max pain might have promise.

[Anonymous No.57406455]

big day for earnings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406456]

>>57406442
we're literally dropping cluster bombs on those goat fuckers who are firing on merchant ships, like it'll open back up in no time flat

[Anonymous No.57406463]

>>57406415
GO GOATS

[Anonymous No.57406468]

I'm not selling my Tesla stonks, I will hold till broke.

[Anonymous No.57406472]

>>57406456
Yeah but what about the Panama canal? It's out of water

[Anonymous No.57406477]

>>57406424
Yup, staying inside, closing the blinds, not gonna look at the moon at all.

[Anonymous No.57406483]

Running out of calls to sell! What do I buy? AMD ? I'm waiting to get in more SOXL but a few months out... Help

[Anonymous No.57406496]

>>57406468
mad man

[Anonymous No.57406510]

>>57406442
>USA ship get hit by missile.
>USA soldiers get killed.
>USA invades Yemen and Iran.
>No election in 2024.
>Biden steps down for health reasons.
>Kamala Harris is el Presidente.
This is the timeline for 2024. Or Michelle Obama instead of Kamala one of these two becomes President, the next President has to be a POC and a woman.

[Anonymous No.57406511]

>>57406443
>buy gas
no need. I already have plenty of that

[Anonymous No.57406513]

Hey guys, do microwaves penetrate things? Just asking cause it seems that about the time everyone put LIDAR on their vehicles, people started dying of lung and vein problems.
What is index of refraction and would a /10 from 1cm match anything in the human body?

[Anonymous No.57406514]

>>57406483
Personally I'm waiting til next week unless I see a dip somewhere I can go long on.

[Anonymous No.57406523]

>>57406514
>thinking there will be dips
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57406537]

>>57406324
So it's worth nothing today except for hype, which TSLA has a fcking bad track record of completing. Honestly, how are people still falling for this?

[Anonymous No.57406540]

I'm waiting until SPY goes under $400 to buy

[Anonymous No.57406542]

>>57406376
post your bags

[Anonymous No.57406546]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ

It's time to put our times
Behind it all
The bad things off your mind

He's feeling good
She's feeling good
We're feeling good, yeah

Just hanging out
Just having fun
We're number one
Just hanging out
Just having fun

I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey

There's nothing better than your FRENS
There's no problem you can't win
Someone who's always got your back
Not giving about this and that

Just hanging out
Just having fun
We're number one
Just hanging out
Just having fun

I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey

It's all about meeting new faces
A smile is on your face and
You can't erase it
Partying on, it's going on
Partying on, to the break of dawn

It's time to put our times
Behind it all
The bad things off your mind

Just hanging out
Just having fun
We're number one
Just hanging out
Just having fun

Just hanging out
Just having fun
We're number one

I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey

"Uh, wait what are we doing now?
Uh, yo, we're breaking it down
Rock on dude, haha"

I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey
I'm a JEW He's a JEW She's a JEW We're all JEWS, hey

[Anonymous No.57406554]

>>57406513
>lidar
>microwave
Kill yourself brainlet

[Anonymous No.57406555]

>>57406510
You just know that in a near future it would be revealed that Kamala was the one behind Sloppy presidency, like that chink concubine, and it would be seen as beautiful and empowering.

[Anonymous No.57406558]

>>57406513
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.57406559]

>>57406510
actually donald trump and joe biden give each other syphilis and aids respectively at the debates and bobby kennedy wins by default, exiles the cia to england, and annexes canada.

[Anonymous No.57406561]

I want to sell but I know it will keep pumping if I do

[Anonymous No.57406566]

This bull run will never end and everyone on earth will be rich.

[Anonymous No.57406571]

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I want fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short it's NVDA face with selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really I am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

[Anonymous No.57406578]

>>57406540
me too. Hopefully it'll happen within the next 6 months. it certain to happen before the end of the year according to my calculations

[Anonymous No.57406584]

>>57406578
Show your maths

[Anonymous No.57406593]

>>57406376
There's no good reason in the world why anyone would hold tesla.

[Anonymous No.57406597]

>>57406566
What about the people shorting? Will they be rich too?

[Anonymous No.57406598]

>>57406523
VIX is up 20 cents. I'll crash this whole god damn market I swear to bob.

[Anonymous No.57406618]

>>57406598
>VIX is up 20 cents
i bought calls because that. its another bobo trap

[Anonymous No.57406620]

>>57406597
Yes everybody. Everything only go up

[Anonymous No.57406623]

>>57406571
Please don't, I've got 340 NVDA shares...

[Anonymous No.57406625]

>>57406523
AMD is poised for long term growth. That says nothing about their short term growth and last quarter they reported shitty gaymer hardware sales. Their AI MI300X chips barely started shipping YESTERDAY. They are going to be in a "transitionary" revenue dip phase, so I believe. Sell tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57406651]

This post >>57406571 was powered by NVDA AI

[Anonymous No.57406663]

i own 2,000 shares of SOXL at a 17.17 average

[Anonymous No.57406676]

>>57406584
my calculations are the following: it just can't keep going up, there's bound to be a crash

[Anonymous No.57406679]

>>57406426
>What does TSLA even have to offer except for hype?
The only functioning charging network in the USA? They're basically a gas station company for the fleet of GLOBOHOMO cars on the road.

[Anonymous No.57406690]

>DAL

[Anonymous No.57406692]

>>57406663
nice

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406697]

>>57406472
we don't fucking need it

[Anonymous No.57406702]

>>57406690
boeing again?

[Anonymous No.57406713]

>>57406690
>tfw 2000 miles from home and have to go back within the next 3 months
I'm irrational enough to think about taking the train
Will be 4000 times longer and more expensive, but at the end of the day, I don't want to die in a plane crash
>inb4 muh trains are more dangerous
EAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.57406718]

>>57406697
It's like 2000 miles shorter to go through the Panama than Suez

[Anonymous No.57406720]

>>57406679
>functioning
Just you wait till the NIGGERS get ahold of them.

[Anonymous No.57406728]

>>57406690
https://www.boeing.com/sustainability/diversity-and-inclusion

lol

[Anonymous No.57406729]

>>57406690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

[Anonymous No.57406731]

The Bobo thesis still stands.

[Anonymous No.57406746]

>>57406731
....stands for what?

[Anonymous No.57406764]

>>57406731
Which one? Considering a schizo financial collapse """thesis""" is posted to this thread every couple hours, you'll need to be more specific.

[Anonymous No.57406767]

Humana bros I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.57406768]

shill me 1 positive forward looking indicator

[Anonymous No.57406776]

>>57406554
Lidar isn't a specific spectrum, nigger. And last I checked, they were using ~1cm waves for car chips.
If you can prove otherwise, show it.

>>57406558
1cm/10 = 1mm Do you have any tissues that keep round pockets of material around 1mm in diameter. And remember, 10x is an approximation, when dealing with physics math, the actual is imperative. Have you tested your body for inundation with penetrative waves? Can I use your certainty to pay you $10,000 per month to test this for the next 2 years? I'll put you in front of a LIDAR 1cm for an hour per day, using varying systems, recreating doppler effects and reflection/focus from metallic surfaces.

You might boil off at the sub-tissue level, your balls will probably cook, your fat globs which are paired will super heat if we get enough of this, and you'll literally generate plasma.

But only if you're hitting an index of refraction in some of the thousands of wet tissue clumps in your body. I'm sure you're probably holding nothing that would.

Short TI, nothing personal guys, but it's scary AF thinking about 1cm. Next on the list 4cm 5G. Got anything in your body that pairs at 4mm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrtk-pyP0I

[Anonymous No.57406779]

>>57406764
>Which one?
There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you want to come watch anon

[Anonymous No.57406781]

>>57406767
I canceled my policy yesterday, never doing that shit again

[Anonymous No.57406787]

>>57406768

[Anonymous No.57406798]

Google pumping
Let me guess, something something AI news?

[Anonymous No.57406800]

>>57406731
how are there bobo's even still alive at this point?

[Anonymous No.57406805]

>>57406787
2029 confirmed.

[Anonymous No.57406821]

>>57406787
wrong

[Anonymous No.57406829]

>>57406776
>Lidar isn't a specific spectrum
Biggest retard in this thread
reddit spacing too

[Anonymous No.57406842]

>>57406537
It's the same sort of shit you see with BBBY and AMC. It's all wacky and delusional stretches of reality and invocations of magic basically as to why the stock will reverse. Or it's 4D chess style commentary like...
>hahah Elon is just killing the company to save it! trust the plan! buy more!
Or you get the people that think the market is being a "hater" like they're fucking on Instagram or some shit so they go...
>thanks for the gift, buying more teehee ;)
Like they have to show the market it isn't upsetting them as if the market is a living thing that actually gives a fuck. When you start to see all that stuff pile up, it means there is enormous delusion in the buyer base and that always makes my skin crawl. Every single time I've seen it, without exception, it has preceded really bad shit.

[Anonymous No.57406843]

>>57406798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLr02Dz2Sc

some AI video shit I guess.

[Anonymous No.57406849]

This is literally the top
Sell now or forever hold your peace

[Anonymous No.57406854]

>>57406787
Have you ever heard of this cool think called Roko's Basilisk? Google it

[Anonymous No.57406864]

>>57406843
And they totally didnt fake this one did they?

[Anonymous No.57406865]

>>57406843
lmao I give it 12 hours before it all turns out to be heavily edited extremely misleading bullshit. Still hodling goog tho

[Anonymous No.57406867]

>>57406849
How many times must this be posted before it finally comes true?

[Anonymous No.57406869]

>>57406829
>not an answer, not a refutation, nigger sucking on a turd level dismissal
do you have an actual reply, you fucking pile of shit?

[Anonymous No.57406872]

>>57406768
USD only goes down.

[Anonymous No.57406876]

>>57406843

[Anonymous No.57406881]

>>57406869
Calm down Elon

[Anonymous No.57406882]

Buy it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.57406889]

>>57406843
are people still skeptical of AI? it's proving its value every single day...

[Anonymous No.57406890]

>>57406881
Fuck you, asshole, if I'm right, your wife is cooking her tits everytime she gets into her car to drive in traffic.
Fuck your milkers asshole?

[Anonymous No.57406895]

>>57406882
Yes, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.57406896]

>>57406679
TSLA isn't valued on its supercharger network, it's valued on the fantasies that Elon can pull out of his ass.

[Anonymous No.57406899]

>>57406731
stop loss order makes bobo thesis fucking irrelevant and sidelined niggers have never looked more retarded

[Anonymous No.57406906]

>>57406746
She used to be so hot bros, take me back

[Anonymous No.57406907]

>>57406849
>"Bobo's final warning" is a Mumu proverb originating from the /SMG/ that refers to a warning that carries no real consequences.[1]

[Anonymous No.57406911]

>>57406896
>it's valued on the fantasies that Elon can pull out of his ass.
Bro, I can only buy so many shares, don't make me take out a 4th mortgage

[Anonymous No.57406912]

>mfw i sold my puts at the local bottom

[Anonymous No.57406913]

>>57406896
such is the life of the entrepreneur

[Anonymous No.57406919]

Haha look at him go.

[Anonymous No.57406929]

>>57406906
I always preferred the other girl

[Anonymous No.57406933]

>>57406895
Everything.

[Anonymous No.57406934]

How does the US economy continue to grow so fast? It's counterintuitive that the largest economy would grow the fastest

[Anonymous No.57406939]

>>57406882
I bought it (the Soγbean Oil)

[Anonymous No.57406941]

are we just Going to 5000?

[Anonymous No.57406953]

>>57406746
She used to be so hot, take me back

[Anonymous No.57406954]

>fluck an exam
>get shitfaced
>talk to some girls only to realize that I missed out on the best ones and now im left with garbage
>tell one of my buddies to fuck off and that he is a piece of shit


But it´s ok because I am up 1,30% and 5% ytd and I still have my family.

[Anonymous No.57406956]

OH LOOK AT THOSE QQQ CANDLES
THIS COULD BE IT
IT MIGHT BE
THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.57406957]

I need to take a 1,000 and turn it into 10,000

[Anonymous No.57406971]

>LVMH Q4 23 Earnings:
- Rev EUR23.95B (est EUR23.72B)
- Organic Rev +10% (est +8.17%)
- Fashon And Leather Organic Sales +9% (est +9.14%)
- FY Rev EUR86.15B (est EUR85.88B)
- FY Div/Shr EUR13 (est EUR13.59)

What's organic rev and why is the regular rev not +10% like the organic one. What is that, organic leather or what?

[Anonymous No.57406974]

The Boeing plane fiascos are all deliberately occurring in order to strengthen another company's stock:
RYCEY

[Anonymous No.57406980]

>6%

When the stock markets go up, I can´t help but feel like a genius, just about an year ago I was doing the stupidest shit.

[Anonymous No.57406985]

>>57406956
Yup, this is it. Here comes the big one

[Anonymous No.57407008]

>>57406934
Credit cards

[Anonymous No.57407019]

for those wondering why SRUUF is continuing to crash, I am still holding after buying the top

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57407023]

FUCKING CHINA VIRUS GOT TWO OF MY EMPLOYEES, AND I AM WILLING TO BET ANOTHER FUCKING FOUR WILL CALL IN TOMRROW NOW THAT THE CAT IS OUT OF THE FUCKING BAG!!!!!! DON'T THESE FUCKING PEOPLE UNDERSTAND YOU CAN'T TEST POSITIVE FOR THE CHINA VIRUS IF YOU DON'T TAKE A FUCKING TEST!

[Anonymous No.57407027]

>>57406829
LIDAR means LIght Detecting And Ranging. It has no specific spectrum, you can LIDAR with any photon.

Hey, fun times, the 10/ on 12.3 cm is 1.23cm (1/2 inch) got any wet spheroids in your body that sit about that size? Do your KIDS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrtk-pyP0I

[Anonymous No.57407030]

This the bottom for Tesla this week?

[Anonymous No.57407038]

>>57406829
Oh, right, you don't know that Bluetooth is 12.3cm, so you can't understand what I just told you.

[Anonymous No.57407041]

>>57407030
I´m not buying Tesla until it´s at around 35-50 USD.

[Anonymous No.57407042]

>>57406957
How about taking 1000 and turning it into 0?

[Anonymous No.57407067]

>>57406405
based

[Anonymous No.57407068]

>>57407023
It's probably an excuse to get off work so they can get together and plot to unionize

[Anonymous No.57407074]

>>57407023
>CHINA VIRUS
What's that?

[Anonymous No.57407083]

>>57406971
Organic likely refers to some sustainability ESG grift they get kickbacks from. Watch out for Certified Organic TM Henney hitting the market soon.

[Anonymous No.57407085]

heh it seems my genius made me profit once again ( i bought random shit with no real research)

[Anonymous No.57407086]

>>57406971
>LVMH
This and Netflix are great ways to assess the economy. Record profits, normies giga spending on consuming, this is almost too easy. But I've got to say this is the most boring market we've had in a long time (I guess since 2021). You can buy anything, put your money into anything, and you are guaranteed big profits.
The economy and the markets have never been better

[Anonymous No.57407101]

>>57407042
No

[Anonymous No.57407107]

This will literally kill you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57407108]

>>57407068
I doubt highly it, both of these men have done volunteer work on Republican congressional campaigns.

[Anonymous No.57407111]

Has any of you burger bros ever fucked a chinese woman? There are a few of them in campus, they seem petite but they also seem to be massive cunts.

[Anonymous No.57407112]

>>57407074
It's a spook lie used to cover that every blackops group on earth is currently cooking everyone alive so they can watch your every move.
Turns out, 5G is just good for mapping everything, and China had 5G rollout before the US, so the damages from being an open air microwave experiment are impacting China first.
There may be a cold, but we don't die to corona unless we're already weak for another reason. Cooking random bagged tissues, like lungs and veins with blood in them, has a way of weaking you.

[Anonymous No.57407114]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
MAKE IT STOP
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUKC

[Anonymous No.57407115]

>>57406872
is that positive or negative? remember the dollar is our greatest export

[Anonymous No.57407137]

Is long ADM a trap?

[Anonymous No.57407140]

>>57407086
>This and Netflix are great ways to assess the economy
I don't think they are. Both LVMH and Netflix are recession proof. People are addicted to Netflix and will continue paying their subscription no matter what. Netflix can just keep raising prices and people will keep paying it. Watching shows and movies is a central part of most people's lives and they will cut back on other things before cutting their streaming subscriptions.

LVMH caters to rich people who will keep buying regardless of inflation or recession. Prices went crazy in 2021 and it didn't affect wealthy consumers at all. This is why rich people today are so perplexed why everyone is complaining about the economy; to them it's the greatest economy ever.

[Anonymous No.57407161]

>>57407030
In drops like the one TSLA is having, there is usually a longer slide lower followed by a slow recovery over weeks...That is when a company is actually fundamentally sound. That's what shit like Walmart does when it drops. TSLA? That could easily slide to 150 or maybe even down to 125. It hasn't even felt the weight of a hostile overall market yet. If NASDAQ and S&P start melting down, TSLA isn't suddenly going to fill with energy and shoot up. The really harsh reality is that stock is in a massive amount of trouble. People who are in it now need to realize they're in it for a while and in that period of time it's likely going to get outperformed by the usual suspects or it's going to penny stock or penny stock equivalent territory and that is not out of the question.

[Anonymous No.57407167]

>>57407114
Don't stop, it's your families. I don't have anyone to love, it won't be my kin whose hearts are being exploded in the womb because heart chambers on pre-natal infants are paired with a thin tissue lining.
Not my kids whose balls will be cooking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrtk-pyP0I

[Anonymous No.57407177]

Today I will buy PayPal and SoFi.

[Anonymous No.57407184]

>>57407115
Does´a weak currency mean the US is able to export it´s goods and services? Like, it makes oil and gas cheaper to euros and weaponry less expensive to Ukrainians, south east asians and Israel?

[Anonymous No.57407185]

>>57407167
what?

[Anonymous No.57407186]

>>57407177
Good play chief

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57407193]

>>57407111
The only broad with short hair I can remember fucking was a chink. It was the most disappointing feeling running my fingers through it and then it just stopping super early. She had small tits with pretty nipples and they were fun to lick and look at, but that's about as much fun as I got out of them since there was only like half a handful there. 6.5/10

[Anonymous No.57407197]

>>57407185
I´ve been to a room like this, just, imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.57407208]

>>57407161
Add to that the fact that the EV market is leveling and China is making a solid impact, lithium prices are tanking due to over-susply. Tesla is fucking toast, nobody wants those rust trapts. TSLA is never going above 200 again

[Anonymous No.57407219]

>>57407107
You got anything that could figuratively kill me?
I want to start with the softcore stuff to dip my toes in.

[Anonymous No.57407236]

>>57407193
meh, when you go out with regular women it´s 50/50, even if you get laid, that you are wasting your time and you wouldn´t just be better off jacking off, if that´s the case for chinese women i guess i won´t even bother with them, every other south east asian nationality seems more appealing anyway

[Anonymous No.57407238]

> double-digit loss for TSLA
yeah, i'm thinkin it's never been more over than it is at this very moment

[Anonymous No.57407248]

I hope you didn't forget Elon still needs his 60 billion $ who's going to pay for that baggie?

[Anonymous No.57407258]

I remember when I first got here you were able to tell from the posts if the market is going up or down. Now the whole thread is infested with retarded bobos who don't even trade but constantly post ironic troll posts for attention.
If you are a bobo who missed the generational dip and you are reading this kys you dumb faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57407271]

>>57407236
i mean if you can share a decent conversation, try sharing a meal and see how it goes

[Anonymous No.57407278]

>>57407140
True. I had this discussion with him yesterday. I gave the same reasons for Netflix. People watch TV in recessions. Goyslop of mind, I said. Just numbing, soothing movies and shows

[Anonymous No.57407296]

>CSCO
imagine thinking ai can do anything at all without routers
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.57407302]

>>57407140
>Prices went crazy in 2021 and it didn't affect wealthy consumers at all
I guess you're right. The modern consumer would rather sell his kidney than stop consuming and buying Netflix.
And yes, inflation has been hugely beneficial for asset holders and rich people, leaving normal peeps in the dust. Nearly every big company is reporting record earnings and yet journalists are perplexed about the economy

[Anonymous No.57407303]

>>57407271
I never saw the chinese hanging around, it´s not like in the US where you have entire Chinatowns, so they tend to hang out more with eachother. And there is always so dude hanging around their students just watching and listening, unironically think it might be CCP

[Anonymous No.57407306]

>>57407296
>DIVVY stock

disregarded

[Anonymous No.57407310]

Also fuck LVMH

Burberry is cooler, LIT.

[Anonymous No.57407316]

>>57407208
I'm very conservative in how far I think it can drop, so it could very well go even lower in reality. I think we're going to see 150 eventually become a top it can't get above, but I wouldn't be entirely surprised if it drops down to double digits. That is hard, but definitely possible. I've seen it happen so many times before and the level of delusion by the shareholders on that stock is extremely disturbing. I have never seen a stock succeed with shareholders like that and it isn't because the shareholders make the stock succeed, but when a stock begins to show profound characteristics of failure it begins to elicit the exact same responses and behaviors out of its owners.

[Anonymous No.57407322]

>>57407296
Exactly. CSCO is the only tech stock I own.
MSFT, AAPL, and NVDA are all way over bought.

[Anonymous No.57407338]

>rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57407343]

I sold all my Nvidia to buy the Tesla dip.

[Anonymous No.57407347]

>>57406800
some of us have jobs

[Anonymous No.57407359]

>>57407185
Photons (light) move at different angles when it changes medium, through which it passes. This corresponds to the speed of light in the new medium compared to the old, and is repetitive by medium and wavelength. There is a formula which predicts this, but it's beyond my math skills.
Because of this bend at the boundary between mediums, depending on the chemistry and shape of the medium, light can get trapped inside, as it's trying to angle to leave at an angle that puts it back inside the material.

If this happens, the light starts to lose energy to the medium. If enough photons are trapped in the same time period, the increase of energy is can be enough to heat the material, as well as change its electromagnetic charge, including in what we call "temperature," it heats the medium, and it actaully heats from the inside out. This is how your microwave oven works.

If you put two of the same items side by side that happen to be wet and have a salt (potassium, sodium, etc), and are spherical, the heating and charging of those photons take on a harmonic feedback loop, and between the two spheres you not only get boiling, you can see electrical charges that will outgas the salts. If the photons from the microwave oven continue, the salt-gases will shift into plasma.

But I'm sure that at no point in your tissues, are there paired wet spheroids with salts. Not in the back of the brain where we process balance or other parts, not in the heart, not in the lungs, not in the liver, not in the fats, definitely not in the testicles.

Remembering, any light that can penetrate will be trapped based on the index of refraction of the chemistry and shape of the medium, so the more of the photon spectrum which penetrates that you add, the more likely you find those trapping events, in your body.

Open air microwave experiment, because I'm a fuck up, it we're going to be forthrright.
5G is killing you, as is Bluetooth, as is 1cm lidar.

[Anonymous No.57407365]

>>57407338
There is no rate cuts.
JPOW told you: higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57407373]

TSLA holders facing the father rn

[Anonymous No.57407375]

>>57407365
Actually no, he's probably going to cave in. I thought he'd do higher for longer, but I don't believe that anymore.

[Anonymous No.57407378]

>>57407365

[Anonymous No.57407380]

>>57407359
jew

[Anonymous No.57407381]

>>57407365
ECB ratecuts uninformed dumbass

[Anonymous No.57407391]

>>57407375
You said that since the Fed funds rate was raised from 0% to 0.25%.

[Anonymous No.57407394]

>>57407380
You're being cooked alive, randomly, because I approved 5G when I shouldn't have.
You're welcome, you have a chance to stop it.

[Anonymous No.57407396]

Senate border/ Ukraine deal is dead by the way
There won’t be anymore government funding when this CR expires in March
May not even be a government at all, which I am already positioned for

[Anonymous No.57407399]

>>57406896
>stars and stripes in the background
Why is he threatening the USA like this?
Is he really an enemy of liberty and freedom?
Do we have to put him down?

[Anonymous No.57407406]

This is the top. AI is priced in.

[Anonymous No.57407407]

160 posts and no mention of intel
on earnings day
fuckin unreal

[Anonymous No.57407409]

>>57407375
>cave in
Why? Economy is doing sooooooooo great so he can keep going until we hold that 2% pce steady for a while
>in before Civil War and famine but Nvidia keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.57407412]

>>57407373
why is this counterclockwise?

[Anonymous No.57407414]

>>57407399
This post is Kremlin.

[Anonymous No.57407417]

Tesla going to $0 isn't it?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57407419]

>>57407359
photons don't experience time because they have no mass retard

[Anonymous No.57407423]

>>57407381
No hint of cuts as ECB keeps rates unchanged
https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/ecb-keep-pushing-back-rate-cut-bets-despite-anaemic-growth-2024-01-24/
>Dumbass

[Anonymous No.57407427]

>>57407419
looks at Bagstein over here

[Anonymous No.57407428]

>>57407414
Show us your ushanka, iwan.

[Anonymous No.57407436]

>Buy UNG a while ago at about 8 per share
>is now 20 or so per share
>portfolio is about the same as it was when I bought them, not more or less
??????????
What?

[Anonymous No.57407438]

>>57407417
Do it!
You're only ushering in the TSLA ages, when everyone who is born gets one share of TSLA, all currency is backed by TSLA, and everyone lives 75% of their lives in a TSLA pot on an orbital path between the various planets.

[Anonymous No.57407440]

>>57407407
It's over, and tsla was the messenger

[Anonymous No.57407447]

>>57407436
It probably reverse split

[Anonymous No.57407451]

>>57407407
Yeah but give it like 5 minutes and somebody will imply you're stupid for investing just because there's a report incoming.
Just make sure you do the research before you touch it anon. I might go long.

[Anonymous No.57407459]

>>57407438
Epic bagholder cope. Elon gave out the keys to the kingdom. Traitor not needed.

[Anonymous No.57407467]

Wtf, I went to lunch and you guys let the market dump while I was gone

[Anonymous No.57407479]

>>57407467
you get some mcdoubles for lunch anon?

[Anonymous No.57407482]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAfuckAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.57407486]

shocking content: niggers kill and eat a baby in plain daylight while raping 27 white women
click here to be shocked

https://youtu.be/byYcpwe53Gs?si=Z34O2kkeKBbhSAHR

[Anonymous No.57407489]

>>57407375
JPow has been telling people exactly what they're going to do every single meeting for the past 4 years.
> muh pressure
> noooooo he must do what some random pundit says noooooo
There's no slight of hand, he does what he says.

[Anonymous No.57407494]

Is car company Tesla really going to drag down the market?

[Anonymous No.57407495]

>>57407467
I’m bagging more Cigna and Panasonic.

[Anonymous No.57407502]

>>57406376
/smg/ is reddit 2.

[Anonymous No.57407503]

>>57407447
Oh, okay. So I got faked out, then. That's cool.
Thanks UNG. "Trade of the year" my ass.

[Anonymous No.57407507]

>>57407494
Guy's a scam artist and a fucking retard...

[Anonymous No.57407506]

>>57407486
PP just said AI. I'm dumping my Tesla and going all in on PP.

[Anonymous No.57407511]

>>57407459
>the FBI is the USA because the Pubic Unions of DC are the USA
>Everyone who isn't Public Union USA isn't really USA
Fuck you, glowfag, fuck your 2 months paid vacation first year, fuck your 3 months paid vacation at year 15, fuck your ever increasing tax rates because you don't produce anything but want to feed your kids in the same Public Union, and fuck your mother for putting us into a place where we have to deal with your lying treacherous self indulgent fuckoff nigger brain lazy monkey smelling ass coconut butter wearing big foot ugly overbite with coke rim bottle glasses power-tripping fuckup retard minded shit.

You deserve to be hung, and if God is good, I say he'll make sure it happens soon.

[Anonymous No.57407518]

>>57407482
Lmao holy fug tesla
Did Elon tweet praising Hitler or something

[Anonymous No.57407522]

>no rate cuts in march!
>*market goes down 100 points*
Please JPOW, just come out and say it, unplug these debt addicted faggots.

[Anonymous No.57407527]

>>57407375
>>57407467
NO
RATE
CUTS

MUMU TO ZERO

[Anonymous No.57407529]

>>57406429
>.and Elon has already demonstrated legitimate hostility to TSLA and simultaneously demonstrated
He'll get his 25% and the stock will return to ATH after that's announced.
>he has no clue what he's doing with Twitter/X
Twitter is at record high traffic.

[Anonymous No.57407534]

PYPL RUGGED

[Anonymous No.57407536]

>>57407522
isn't it priced in? Does anyone expect rate cuts within the next 6 months?

[Anonymous No.57407537]

>>57407494
Tesla and SpaceX will be run from langley starting this year.
Elon will resign and you will be redeemed with a fair price on your shares.

[Anonymous No.57407540]

>>57407534
>PYPL rugged
wtf

[Anonymous No.57407544]

It’s happening

[Anonymous No.57407546]

>>57407419
lack of rest mass isn't a requirement to not experience time, retard
w, z and higgs bosons have rest mass and don't experience time either

[Anonymous No.57407549]

>>57407494
maybe you should ask yourself, why should it ever have propped up the market? why was that allowed?

[Anonymous No.57407552]

>>57407511
>Fuck you, glowfag,
Thank you for sharing your opinion, citizen.

[Anonymous No.57407557]

but what about intel?

[Anonymous No.57407558]

>>57407534
why the fuck did they go the "ai" catchphrase route instead of "crypto". or why not both?

[Anonymous No.57407561]

AAAAA EXIT ALL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.57407563]

>>57407537
>CIA
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT

[Anonymous No.57407564]

>>57407522
Rate cuts have got little to do with the current bull run. Even if JPow went out and said higher for longer again, nothing would change. Nobody takes the FED seriously. No QT has been done and stock profits have never been greater.
There is not a single reason for the market to not be at ATH right now.
Next week is gonna be brutal as MSFT, AMD, Amazon, META, and other's earnings come in.

Hmmm, anyone slurping Tesla or waiting for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57407566]

>>57407511
>You deserve to be hung, and if God is good, I say he'll make sure it happens soon.
T-t-t-thanks, anon :3

[Anonymous No.57407570]

How much longer will this market pump? It's been almost 16 weeks of non stop pumping

Everyone is up 30-50% in that period, how have funds not taken profit yet?

What Is the max pain goal?

[Anonymous No.57407575]

>>57407544
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57407578]

>>57407570
>max pain goal
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57407580]

>>57407494
The "market" is propped up by only a handful of stocks. If the health of the economy is based entirely on the success (or overvaluation) of a select few companies, do you think that isn't cause for concern?

[Anonymous No.57407584]

Elon boys, papa musk needs his 60 billion $ pay out plan. We're all chipping in right??

[Anonymous No.57407589]

>AMD
wtf is going on?

[Anonymous No.57407590]

is /smg/ slurping cheapies on TSLA?

[Anonymous No.57407591]

>>57407580
Yes, but probably for diferent reasons than yours.

[Anonymous No.57407597]

>i forgot to sell

[Anonymous No.57407600]

>>57407590
>cheapies
It was $110 a year ago when there was more good news

[Anonymous No.57407603]

>>57407552
>oh no, they know where I am again
Fuck you, fuck your retirement plans, fuck your lakehouse with the boat, fuck your extra BMW for the teen, fuck your education at Brown and your foundation charity balls.
Fuck your hairplugs and your capped teeth. Fuck your spawn, who will follow your ass into years of wasting our money fucking with us so you can get more Bennies through your
Public
Unoin
Piracy.

You're not worth keeping alive, your not actually even keeping the US, and you've long ago agreed you don't care if you do, as long as you have a payrate.

Fuck The Entire District of Columbia and surrounding attachments, to the dust of the earth, you are NOT the USA. You're not even competent servants, except to your stomach. Your Public Union is criminal, your claims to entrapping Our offices to your threats of keeping others from the jobs is the definition of Treason.

[Anonymous No.57407605]

>>57407161
>TSLA is going to be a penny stock
This just isn't serious analysis. No I'm not holding bags; I sold them and ate my losses. TSLA is a blue chip. It's not going anywhere. Maybe it never sees $200 again. Likely it does, however. Probably very soon. I'm not saying to bet on it, but these wild drops followed by seemingly unstoppable runs are the norm for TSLA and every time it drops we get these same retarded comments.

[Anonymous No.57407612]

>>57407590
I slurped the dipperino at $187

[Anonymous No.57407614]

>>57407603
Well, whatever you say, Mr. Putin.

[Anonymous No.57407618]

Not only am I retarded, my penis is 45" long and made of mock cow hide pleather.
Buy AVAV.

[Anonymous No.57407628]

>>57407614
lol, come see me, I'll show you what is Put In where, you fuck up jackboot wanna be nigger.

[Anonymous No.57407652]

>>57407600
>>57407612
surly Elon will right the ship no? He's a genius afterall

[Anonymous No.57407656]

>>57407628
>come see me
Maybe i will.

[Anonymous No.57407663]

>>57407536
>>57407564
>PRICED
>IN
Lol

[Anonymous No.57407665]

NVDA rugpull anytime now

[Anonymous No.57407676]

>>57407656
Have fun flying to moscow haaha
fuck you. stealing our money, wasting our nation in your vanity. making threats to the very souls who in good faith kept you in clothing and food.
Come by, I'm up, I can't even stand right now, and I'll still take that bet.

[Anonymous No.57407686]

>>57407414
>>57407676
Interesting. Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.57407688]

THIS IS IT PYPL IS GOING BANKRUPT

[Anonymous No.57407693]

>>57407686
You're delaying.

[Anonymous No.57407698]

Expert opinions on Bombardier?
Stock seems decently juicy right now

[Anonymous No.57407700]

>>57407665
It's going to make a new ATH by Monday on no news

[Anonymous No.57407702]

>>57407693
Of course. Waiting for an exposing move is an important part of the game. You should know that.

[Anonymous No.57407710]

>PYPL

[Anonymous No.57407713]

im expecting the sourest of hours today

[Anonymous No.57407715]

>>57407702
>if I claim cowardice is the norm, my cowardice will be sufficient

[Anonymous No.57407716]

>>57407248
Tesla either with a new package or buybacks.

[Anonymous No.57407728]

I lost my job
can I join you lads?

[Anonymous No.57407730]

>>57407665
probably not enough fomo has happened yet so that don't have enough bagholders to drop it

[Anonymous No.57407735]

>>57407451
>>57407557
if intel goes up 5% I'm retiring

[Anonymous No.57407740]

>>57407710
this is what you get for hiring a white guy CEO
every successful fintech company has an indian
and they hire this whitebread WTF PYPL I AM OUTRAGED. CANCEL THIS RACIST COMPANY

[Anonymous No.57407745]

>mfw i was shaken out too early but still made some money

[Anonymous No.57407749]

I just made two pancakes for lunch
Hopefully stocks start going back up now

[Anonymous No.57407750]

>>57407698
It's literally impossible for Bombardier to lose money when the Liberals are in power, so it's probably a solid 18 month hold

[Anonymous No.57407756]

>>57407728
i don't associate with the dregs of society. go find /pmg/ or whatever.

[Anonymous No.57407757]

>>57407749
Toppings? That could be critical.

[Anonymous No.57407762]

I wish SPY would fucking forward split already.

[Anonymous No.57407767]

I panic sold everything

[Anonymous No.57407772]

>>57407580
I legitimately will fucking shit myself in fury if the crash will suddenly be started by normgroids realizing all their stocks are overpriced pieces of shit and fundies suddenly leaving them with the bags.

[Anonymous No.57407774]

>>57407750
I wish you were right anon but the Liberal Cabinet are American cocksuckers ...
might still be worth a cautious buy though

[Anonymous No.57407775]

>>57407757
Just plain...

[Anonymous No.57407776]

Elon is cool

[Anonymous No.57407797]

>>57407767
>I joined Cash Gang!
(as long as you didn't do at losses)

[Anonymous No.57407800]

>>57407700
Normies just found all of our Taylor Swift AI pictures though

[Anonymous No.57407805]

>>57407776
he's a snakeoil salesman nothing more

[Anonymous No.57407807]

>>57407776
If he really was cool, he wouldn't have messed with the rightfully elected president.

[Anonymous No.57407811]

>>57407772
normoids by and large dont have the ability to sell since its locked up in employer 401ks. Boomoids can sell but they only do that when they are dying or want to buy a vacation home or a boat or some other luxury thing

[Anonymous No.57407816]

>>57407745
>>57407767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdcPwbV-VI

[Anonymous No.57407828]

which bitcoin mining stock will make me a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.57407831]

>>57407807
You really are Kremlin fuck.
Take your asian emperor worship to MongoloidCockSuckers.com
Nobody needs your fuckup view of humanity here.
DWAC

[Anonymous No.57407833]

>>57407811
>normoids by and large dont have the ability to sell since its locked up in employer 401ks.
just another reason why the stock market is a ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.57407847]

>>57407776
If he really was cool he wouldn't have touched that nasty insane whore Grimes but he was desperate to make people think he was cool so he did.

[Anonymous No.57407849]

>>57407833
Yes but I'm making money off this ponzi scheme so that makes it alright.

[Anonymous No.57407850]

What did the PayPal CEO even say? Did he start screaming about niggers or something?

[Anonymous No.57407865]

>>57407831
Ivan, you already told us you are from moscow here: >>57407676
Stop shilling your communist buillshit and fuck off back to your /shib/eria containment thread.

[Anonymous No.57407871]

That double top on SOXL

[Anonymous No.57407872]

>>57407816
thanks anon, im eating a banana and shaking it off

[Anonymous No.57407873]

>>57407833
It's not like they're forced to. I just put in enough to max my employer matching and manage the rest myself, like probably anyone here in the same situation.
>>57407828
61k shares of MARA

[Anonymous No.57407885]

>>57407872
I'm doing it oldschool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaErg4FUAc

[Anonymous No.57407898]

>>57407850
Worse. He said AI. Not knowing this only works for companies who don't make money.

[Anonymous No.57407905]

>>57407885
very cute and funny

[Anonymous No.57407922]

bond auction effect kicked in
sell while you can we're going lower
balls deep SQQQ and SOXS

[Anonymous No.57407925]

>>57407905
Check release dates. Swift just played Elvis to Chubby Checker.

[Anonymous No.57407927]

>>57407850
>PayPal is launching new artificial intelligence-driven products as well as a one-click checkout feature, the company said on Thursday as its chief executive tries to inject new life into the payments giant.

[Anonymous No.57407932]

>>57407850
He said they had news that would "shock the world". A bit too extravagant compared to what was presented I guess. Feel kind of bad for the guy desu. But it seems the entire market is sliding so it smells like jewry seeing the sell orders came instantly before anything had even been announced.

[Anonymous No.57407936]

>chicken wing
>chicken wing
>hotdogs and baloney
>chicken and macaroni
>chilling with my homies

[Anonymous No.57407940]

>>57407885
>willow smith
pure talent. on another note did you know im the world's best black female options trader. (im trans btw with a BWC).

[Anonymous No.57407944]

>>57407407
I like INTC!!!

[Anonymous No.57407948]

HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
JEROME PLEASE FIX THIS NOW

[Anonymous No.57407962]

Friendly reminder that mocking the rightfully elected president of the U S A is considered traitorous behaviour.

[Anonymous No.57407976]

>NKE

[Anonymous No.57407982]

>>57407885

[Anonymous No.57407985]

>I lost 8000 dollars
FML. How are you guys doing here? You getting gains?

[Anonymous No.57407993]

>>57407976
animals

[Anonymous No.57408000]

>>57407985
I am shorting everything that can be shorted

[Anonymous No.57408003]

>>57407982
>my dude dressed as a woman is ripping off Will Smith's daughter
>you're the nigger tho
lol

[Anonymous No.57408006]

>>57408000
>green trips
you're fucked m8

[Anonymous No.57408010]

at least AQB is up. fuck PYPL

[Anonymous No.57408011]

>>57407985
I'm getting 5.26% in a safe money market fund while I wait patiently between NATGAS AND OIL buy and sell points instead of constant goobling.

[Anonymous No.57408012]

>>57407985
we'll see soon, are you following intel earnings call with me?

[Anonymous No.57408028]

Timely reminder, TSLA exceeded their expectations for delivery, and rolled out a revolutionary bullet proof car which took a bit more work than expected, this quarter.
Yes, I am holding TSLY.

[Anonymous No.57408029]

>>57407546
where is the profit in this atheist babble, jew

[Anonymous No.57408031]

>>57408006
>tripple 0 get short post
>my id green = I win

youre fucked mumu
you can sell now or take a trip to rugcity
the choice is yours realy

[Anonymous No.57408034]

When I went to the store all the old soft white bulbs were sold out, while none of the LED ones were.

Weird how modern capitalism means popular products cease to exist because some jew said so.

[Anonymous No.57408040]

>>57408028
>Yes, I am holding TSLY.
Of course you are, ivan.

[Anonymous No.57408042]

>>57407976
who the fuck uses eletric devices in a gas station? fucking beasts.

[Anonymous No.57408053]

>>57407944
i'll see what i can do about making the stock go up after earnings...

[Anonymous No.57408063]

>>57408031
Gook fiq ihfive
Dunno, no information.

[Anonymous No.57408066]

Should I sell my shit tomorrow if it does a final pump like today? I wouldn't be surprised if there was a correction by the start of next week.

[Anonymous No.57408075]

>>57408011
>I'm getting 5.26% in a safe money market fund
SPRXX yes?

[Anonymous No.57408079]

ok if dubs I panic sell everything

[FRESH No.57408080]

>>57408065
>>57408065
>>57408065

[Anonymous No.57408081]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpG9EdHevH0

It was hard to find a BROKER that was down for me
So I'm tellin' everybody let BOBO EAT
'Cause he's mine and I can't take no MUMUS tryin' to KILL my BOBO
So I thought I had to let you know
Find some SHARES you can call your own
'Cause, now you're BUYIN' in the danger zone
And if I BUY you, I'll be wrong

If you mess with my SHORTS
I'ma be the one to SHORT it DOWN ya
Got my PUTS, got my SHORTS
So find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my SHORTS
I'ma be the one to SHORT it DOWN ya
Here's a little advice for you, find your own SHORTS

[Anonymous No.57408082]

>>57408066
lots of company earnings come out in first 2 weeks of february so if they are positive we have green go up and if they are bad bobos will have a field day

[Anonymous No.57408084]

>>57408011
>NATGAS AND OIL
It feels like natural gas will never recover. I've been holding that shit for 2 winters and it never bounced back, just keeps going lower and lower and lower somehow. At this rate natural gas will be fucking free.
>>57408012
No, maybe I should.

[Anonymous No.57408105]

>>57408082
I know there is MSFT and GOOG out of 2 i am holding, but im kind of expecting good results on those ones

[Anonymous No.57408109]

>>57408075
>Fagelity
SWVXX

[Anonymous No.57408127]

>>57408084
>holding it for more than a couple of weeks max

[Anonymous No.57408148]

>>57408127
Yes. I learned the lesson of the "sunk cost fallacy" the very, very hard way.

[Anonymous No.57408158]

today I saw a majestic African American glistening with primal natural energy. I was inspired to work 40% harder at my printing management job for the day. It's no wonder America is the most prosperous nation on earth.

[Anonymous No.57408161]

>>57408148
Sell it and it will bounce back right away. Do it for the other bag holders

[Anonymous No.57408183]

>>57408148
As soon as you sell it will turn around.
You know this to be true.
But , please, what Ticker? I'll pick up your bags.

[Anonymous No.57408197]

Ah, don't look at OIL.

[Anonymous No.57408253]

>Blizzard co-founder Allen Adham, the unit’s design chief, is leaving, and Blizzard will stop developing a new survival game, Matt Booty, head of Microsoft’s gaming studios, said in a memo.
Imagine your layoff gets announced by a guy named Booty

[Anonymous No.57408263]

>>57407238
I can't believe I sold my puts at open

[Anonymous No.57408285]

>>57408253
imagine selling your company to microjeet

[Anonymous No.57408302]

>>57408253
Wait, "open world survival game #23" is cancelled?
>REFUND ALL MY STEAM GAMES!
I want to talk with Gates on this! Who is in charge of the internet anyway?

[Anonymous No.57408431]

The new paradigm is green bears. They'll be calling instead of putting, just lower price targets than you.

[Anonymous No.57408455]

Are bond ETF's bullshit? They're bullshit right? Tell me they're bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57408456]

I know bots and Jews control the markets but the way my VOO always starts the day 0.5% up then glides back down to 0.0% by end of day is getting a little silly now.

[Anonymous No.57408460]

BIDEN STOP THIS

[Anonymous No.57408614]

>>57408456
imagine being upset at voo being only ~3% ytd in january

[Anonymous No.57408729]

>>57407575
nothing ever happens until it does

[Anonymous No.57408999]

>>57406690
737-800
plan is likely over 20 years old
this is 100% a maintenance fault for Delta

[Anonymous No.57409326]

"The stock doesn't know you're holding it"
if this is true, explain how anything I touch goes into a freefall?