/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57372625]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous: >>57370198

[Anonymous No.57372638]

i hate myself and i hate trading
I earn 10 only to lose 100

[Anonymous No.57372643]

[Anonymous No.57372645]

>NATGAS down 5%.
>US NATGAS companies up????
And people tell me with Chinks you lose

[Anonymous No.57372646]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.57372651]

this week

[Anonymous No.57372654]

>>57372638
bummer, i have the opposite problem

[Anonymous No.57372660]

>>57372638
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.57372667]

>>57372638
Make those losses small and the wins big. Most people who trade for a living only have success rates in the 10-20% ranges.

[Anonymous No.57372670]

why did I sell friday?
and why the fuck did I buy premarket?

[Anonymous No.57372671]

>>57372638
just stop watching anime. statistically this will help alot

[Anonymous No.57372681]

>>57372625
Bake, you lazy bastard.

[Anonymous No.57372682]

Home sales bottomed? What does that mean for the stocks?

[Anonymous No.57372688]

OIL STATUS?

[Anonymous No.57372689]

Microsoft is bankrupting me

[Anonymous No.57372692]

oilgoys, it's just not fair

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57372704]

>>57372689
Me too, I bought the dip, but it keeps dipping. I thought they were doing AI or some shit?

[Anonymous No.57372705]

>>57372651
I do business with several of those companies

[Anonymous No.57372719]

>>57372704
I just finished eating some Korean BBQ jerky and it seemed overly sweet with too much onions sauce. How do you stand eating gook food all the time baggot. It's too goddamn saucy.

[Anonymous No.57372739]

nancychads
why is our nvda red?

[Anonymous No.57372743]

AMD is sinking so fast its not even funny bros

[Anonymous No.57372744]

>new thread
>new me

[Anonymous No.57372750]

Why is MSFT crashing today though?

[Anonymous No.57372758]

>>57372739
It’s in overbought territory. Get ready for a 10% drop

[Anonymous No.57372759]

>>57372682
We are nowhere near the bottom.

[Anonymous No.57372760]

>>57372750
Because I cancelled my Microsoft365 subscription.

[Anonymous No.57372763]

I bought MSFT before the previous weekend at 390, Im still in the green. Quit bitching about a singular bad day.

[Anonymous No.57372775]

>>57372763
My average for MSFT is $273 so I have a right to bitch about a bad day

[Anonymous No.57372778]

AI and chips are red, what's going on

[Anonymous No.57372787]

>>57372326

>tfw "shorted" and bought NVDS and now I'm at -40%

>>57372778
finally

[Anonymous No.57372800]

I fucking told you niggers to buy ZAL

[Anonymous No.57372802]

>>57372778
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.57372803]

What's up with today's miner and COIN price action? Normally MARA would be -7% at this point as bitcoin is tanking but instead is holding on pretty well..?

[Anonymous No.57372805]

where do i start? do i just get broker app and follow boomer link advice?

[Anonymous No.57372809]

>>57372760
I did too.
Libre Office is free.
It works great.

[Anonymous No.57372811]

TLT chads will inherit the world

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57372812]

>>57372719
I dunno, my gf and I like making everything spicy.

[Anonymous No.57372813]

>>57372775

apparently it was those fucking dimitris that hacked microsoft

[Anonymous No.57372814]

>>57372670
because you included an anime picture with your post to indicate that you're a pedophile. You are mentally ill and need to take pills to function. You people shouldn't even be allowed to trade.

[Anonymous No.57372816]

US Tech is as unstoppable as my need for deer girls.
Btw AMD is India tech.

[Anonymous No.57372818]

Fart gas bros...

[Anonymous No.57372820]

>>57372682
Bullish. Extremely bullish. Home prices up. Competition up. People want to buy and sell.

On another note. XOMbros, how are we feeling? When are we slurping? I think 90 is the first slurping zone

[Anonymous No.57372826]

>>57372818
oj bros we are BACK

[Anonymous No.57372835]

>>57372803
>/smg/ tells me to sell all my mara for amd
>amd red mara green

kek

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57372836]

>>57372816
I'm getting fucked on my $400 MSFT calls.

[Anonymous No.57372841]

>AMD

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.57372842]

>>57372805
just buy ETF index funds (SPY) until you're more comfortable spreading your wings. that is guaranteed to go up in the long term.

[Anonymous No.57372845]

>>57372826
Fuck OJ negroes. I'm paying 120% more for Oranges what the fuck is this bullshit market.

[Anonymous No.57372873]

>>57372805
Read up
https://www.investopedia.com/investing-4427685

[Anonymous No.57372875]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqUWM1AYyk
i wish i could have traded during this time period. looks comfy

[Anonymous No.57372881]

>>57372841
somehow we will still end up green

[Anonymous No.57372883]

>>57372743
AMD makes no profits. Amd's fair value is 1$ .

[Anonymous No.57372892]

Still time to buy the bottom of ZAL you morons

[Anonymous No.57372893]

>>57372883
1$? seems overvalued then I'd say

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57372907]

uhhh guys, the entire magnificent 7 is down with the exceptions of Google, Apple, and Meta.

[Anonymous No.57372909]

Phunware bros ww@!?

[Anonymous No.57372913]

>>57372883
>t. INTCel shareholder

[Anonymous No.57372914]

>>57372805
I have TD Ameritrade, and I use their Think or Swim platform to trade.
You can play with fake money until you get your sea legs if you want to.
If you want to dive right in, then I would suggest you stick to things you understand.
If you are good at macro econ, then commodities or commodity companies.
If there is an industry you understand then focus on that industry.
If you don't understand anything useful, then stick to ETFs that go up in the long run.

[Anonymous No.57372916]

>>57372841
Don’t care still holding. Still up ~9k on options still going to 10x my money inside a month with these.

[Anonymous No.57372931]

>>57372907
>entire magnificent 7
>except for half
you have shit for brains

[Anonymous No.57372943]

>pltr 6%
>sofi 8%
whats going with the meme stocks?

[Anonymous No.57372945]

>>57372907
It's OK voo is still up .37

[Anonymous No.57372949]

>>57372931
>you have shit for brains
That's why he is on SMG, fren.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57372964]

>>57372931
Half of 7 is 3.5 retard. I will correct my statement and say four sevenths of the magnificent seven are down.

[Anonymous No.57372972]

>>57372943
Biden is pumping up SOFI directly from the US treasury.

[Anonymous No.57372994]

>MSFT down 1% today
time to slurp?

[Anonymous No.57372998]

SLURP THE AI STOCKS YOU FUCKING RETARDS THIS IS THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57373002]

BABA bros I thought 68 was the absolute bottom what's going on

[Anonymous No.57373003]

>>57372739
>>57372743
>>57372750
you have been warned

[Anonymous No.57373006]

>>57372883
>>57372893
Ok you're being way to bearish. Them make about $0.15 p.a so a P/E of 10 would put them at $1.5, seems like a fair price.

[Anonymous No.57373021]

I hope all the pro chink shill anons from the last thread fucked off. Short China.

[Anonymous No.57373025]

What's AMD PE 1000?
lol

[Anonymous No.57373028]

>>57373003
Cursed anons should not be allowed to have a brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.57373031]

>>57372994
>Should I slurp the top of the market meltup?
Yes, mortgage your house to buy all the shares you can.
You should break even in a decade or so.

[Anonymous No.57373037]

>>57373021
>SELLL, SELLL, SELLL, REDDIT SELL FOR YOU LIVES!

[Anonymous No.57373039]

>>57373028
Cursed anons should be only allowed to buy shares in state owned enterprises.

[Anonymous No.57373038]

OOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NEVER LOSING MONEY AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM LITERALLY EUPHORIC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57373041]

Should I sell everything?

[Anonymous No.57373042]

>>57372916
kek baggie, you were up +9k before opening . post your new "gains" now

[Anonymous No.57373047]

Ignore the noise, buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.57373052]

>>57373025
110.
I'm buying some at 76.

[Anonymous No.57373054]

>>57373025
P/B matters too anon

[Anonymous No.57373055]

>>57372909
I think most of them roped last week

[Anonymous No.57373064]

>>57373037

[Anonymous No.57373082]

is this gonna be the best abandoned baby ever?

[Anonymous No.57373083]

fug one position i was watching puuuuumped at open

[Anonymous No.57373088]

OH MY GOD CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.57373100]

SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.57373102]

>>57373082
Still got 5 hours anon.

[Anonymous No.57373106]

>>57372972
based. about time i get some of that stimmy money.

[Anonymous No.57373111]

/smg/ is buying the top, again. kek.

[Anonymous No.57373115]

Alright guys. Post lunch pump is now confirmed.

[Anonymous No.57373116]

>>57372625
Ohnonono BOILsisters how could this happen

[Anonymous No.57373118]

>>57373064
>SELL, REDDIT SELLL! BUY NVDA IT'S A STORE OF VALUE!!!

[Anonymous No.57373121]

Kek - baggies

[Anonymous No.57373123]

ZUCK IS SELLING
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
RUN TO THE ZUCK BUNKER

[Anonymous No.57373131]

my CBRL position did nice today. sold a little to buy TENCENT.

[Anonymous No.57373143]

why is the apple pump dying?

[Anonymous No.57373158]

>>57373143
all tech slowed

[Anonymous No.57373160]

>>57373143
Shrinking revenues.

[Anonymous No.57373163]

>>57373143
>huh mumusisters why is it going down?

[Anonymous No.57373177]

how are bears coping after the insane runup since Jan 3rd

[Anonymous No.57373179]

Periodic reminder to sell before Black History month

[Anonymous No.57373182]

anyone into uranium stocks?

[Anonymous No.57373185]

>>57373179
charts old, oct is the new low month now days

[Anonymous No.57373188]

What are some dogshit overvalued stocks you're shorting? Individual companies, not indices or ETFs pls. Some great suggestions with explanations I've heard in the past few weeks
>LLAP
>NINE

Just give me the most overvalued, pumpy stocks at the moment you're looking, thinking of slurping puts or short selling shares or selling bear call spreads, whatever it is. The more dogshit / fucked of a balance sheet the company has, the better

[Anonymous No.57373198]

>>57372625

[Anonymous No.57373200]

When do I short META Computer?

[Anonymous No.57373205]

>>57373179
>outliers not excluded
9/11 alone makes september look like a bad month lmao
stupid chart

[Anonymous No.57373208]

>>57373179
Exact opposite actually. Statistically stocks will be less expensive in February meaning that is the best month to buy (along with May and Sep).

[Anonymous No.57373219]

>>57373188
AMD has a P/E ratio of over 1,000 right now, they're being propped up by AI (which ironically NVDA has cornered because you can't run CUDA on AMD)

[Anonymous No.57373226]

SAVE sisters have we been saved?

[Anonymous No.57373231]

>>57373102
I'm happy to let Mr. crabs take all the theta he wants today. Tomorrow Beta bucks will be mine.

[Anonymous No.57373233]

>>57373208
I didn't say not to buy in February

[Anonymous No.57373244]

>>57373219
Nope. Nooooope. I'm not entertaining a fuckin AMD short lol. You might be totally right, and the semiconductor factor (or beta in general) starts tanking and AMD is an excellent short.
I'm just not looking for those kind of large cap size/momentum shorts at the moment. TSLA, NVDA, AMD, etc. I don't want to short that kind of stuff.

The kind of stocks I want you guys to suggest for shorting are SMID cap stocks that have the most retarded bull thesis ever. So we're talking SIGA GAY SEX BROS or TTOO or SAVA-tier fraud or something

[Anonymous No.57373246]

>>57373182
Im more into stacking the uranium itself
>captcha koom

[Anonymous No.57373257]

I DON'T WANT ALL MY GAINS TO GET BOGGED TELL ME IF I SHOULD SELL

[Anonymous No.57373269]

>>57373219
>which ironically NVDA has cornered because you can't run CUDA on AMD
Btw I understand your point here. Not poopooing your idea to short AMD because its up on AI factor / hype and they aren't actually making the products that GPU accelerators for your local models to use.

No one is using AMD products to deploy a Zephyr 7B parameter model they found on hugginface

[Anonymous No.57373273]

Nvida to 800 by the eom

[Anonymous No.57373281]

>>57373257
if you sell, your gains can't be bogged
but you also can't make more gains

[Anonymous No.57373283]

>>57373177
By proclaiming victory on every $0.10 down move on spy.

[Anonymous No.57373291]

Check these digits.

[Anonymous No.57373293]

>>57372625
Unless he's going to impeccably tailor my cock with a 10/10 bombshell bimbo-wife, I don't care what he wants.

[Anonymous No.57373295]

WTF WE ARE GOING UP AGAIN ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57373304]

>>57373283

[Anonymous No.57373315]

I denounce the Talmud and its rabbinic hatred of my people. Who controls the candle chart? How can buying 80 shares at European open cause a 1 point move? I smell deceit, I smell their lies

[Anonymous No.57373327]

>>57373283
me at the back

[Anonymous No.57373328]

>>57373315
No they'll contaminate the soil.

[Anonymous No.57373335]

>>57373315
it's priced in

[Anonymous No.57373341]

JUST TELL ME HOW TO TRADE

[Anonymous No.57373347]

>>57373341
Buy 385 Meta puts expiring Sep-24

[Anonymous No.57373352]

>>57373315

[Anonymous No.57373357]

We are healing slowly AMDbros
Do not panic sell

[Anonymous No.57373369]

>>57373341
Long nvda with a conservative x10 leverage so you can double your money at earnings.

[Anonymous No.57373378]

>>57373347
>$3,760 per contract
are you nuts

[Anonymous No.57373380]

>>57373341

[Anonymous No.57373385]

>>57373378
Break-even if it gets to 350usd by Sep-24. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.57373388]

>$RUM makes a deal with bar stool
>up 25% this morning

Finally I can sell soon and make up for my buy in at $7 months ago.

[Anonymous No.57373389]

>>57373357
Dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.57373398]

I am extremely frustrated

[Anonymous No.57373411]

>>57373398
Tell me about it...

[Anonymous No.57373412]

I assured myself today that I am not good at this

[Anonymous No.57373413]

>>57373398
hi extremely frustrated.
i'm dad.

[Anonymous No.57373414]

why is TSLA being so retarded
the other 6 mag7 stocks are all mostly moving together and TSLA is just doing its own shit

[Anonymous No.57373428]

Reminder that between 1961 and 2023 the number of times the s&p showed this pattern of 3 consecutive years:
Year 1: Down
Year 2: Up
Year 3: Down
Is exactly zero.
2022 saved the 2024 bull run!

[Anonymous No.57373439]

>>57373412
Stop trading start investing.

[Anonymous No.57373458]

>>57372638
DCA into index funds instead of wasting your time and money. It's that easy

[Anonymous No.57373462]

AQB CHADS WE RISE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57373463]

Is it ever worth it to buy options with a theta of -0.3 or more? Seems fucking retarded to lose $30+/day per contract from time decay alone

[Anonymous No.57373467]

What's the best 25-30 year hold for a Drip? I'm Canadian and thinking of putting in 50k into HBND, and dripping it until I'm 65. Any other contenders offering ~9-10% for some juicy compounding?

[Anonymous No.57373470]

>>57373414
earnings Wed

[Anonymous No.57373484]

>>57373283
Why aren’t her tiddies bouncing? Very suspicious. Kind of like pro chink shills. Buy oil.

[Anonymous No.57373487]

>>57373378
That is not a lot of money and if it is to you then you shouldnt be trading.

[Anonymous No.57373488]

>>57373413
hi dad. i miss you

[Anonymous No.57373490]

When will oil reach $80?

[Anonymous No.57373499]

>>57373484
I also like oil fr fr

[Anonymous No.57373501]

I'm a Bobo, I'm big
I'm a Bobo, I'm brown

[Anonymous No.57373504]

>>57373490
Not before it goes to $40.

[Anonymous No.57373508]

>>57373484
>>57373499
fucking bugs worst than the jews
well nah that's too much but they are bad mkay?

[Anonymous No.57373518]

NVDA 600 resistance breached

[Anonymous No.57373521]

>>57373341
>open robinhood app
>transfer all money from your bank account to robinhood
>use that money to purchase shit and piss 500
>watch your wealth generate a cool 2.8% year over year as you freeze to death in your car, which you now live in
>cash out in 30 years
>profit

[Anonymous No.57373524]

my dick is sore. i just downloaded honey select and have been beating off constantly for the past 2 days

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373526]

>>57373508
You vill eat ze shit and be happy!

[Anonymous No.57373527]

>>57373518
1000 EOD

[Anonymous No.57373533]

>>57373463
>When youre 0dte gets there

[Anonymous No.57373537]

>>57372883
Yes, please anon. Put all your money in long term AMD shorts. You're right, they currently had a loss after being at a PE of 30-40 the last couple of years and should crash to $1 any second now.

[Anonymous No.57373541]

>>57373499
She's so cute. I don't know why Asian women get surgery on their eyes. It's just like breast reductions--fucking baffling.

[Anonymous No.57373548]

The time to sell NVDA is when BTC mouthbreathers realize BTC is just a low beta trade on NVDA.

>HSI back to 1997
All the China stock shills literally trapping wealth of contrarians for nearly 3 decades.
Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.57373561]

>>57373541
she looks like shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373565]

>>57373541
my gf wants a breast reduction surgery.

[Anonymous No.57373572]

>>57373521
Better idea, liquidate everything into voo and go to prison for 30 years in one of the 2 states which do not make you pay for your time after you get out, then walk a free millionaire with your health having been maintained better through exercise, free health care, a structured, military like environment, and being denied goyslop and alcohol etc. the whole time than you would have been maintained after 30 years in the "free" world looking after your own dumb ass self.

[Anonymous No.57373582]

>>57373565
gookfus tits arnt that big though?

[Anonymous No.57373584]

>>57373504
Okay you gotta elaborate on this one anon.

[Anonymous No.57373589]

>>57373462
That's worth buying puts on.

[Anonymous No.57373598]

>>57373584
Sentiment flush the bulls then fuck the bears. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57373599]

>>57373589
buying puts? ON NO NEWS? Oh no please bobo have mercy!!

[Anonymous No.57373605]

>>57373584
rumors of saudi pricing war coming soon. could easily hit $40.

[Anonymous No.57373608]

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57361874
>>57361874

Insightful posts like
>>57363856

[Anonymous No.57373613]

>>57373160
Do you have the wesker one? I need me some kino cringe

[Anonymous No.57373621]

>>57373599
That steaming pile of shit is on a constant crater to zero.

[Anonymous No.57373622]

>>57373582
I think he means for himself. He’s just scared of telling us.

[Anonymous No.57373632]

>>57373608
I'm not gonna wait 4 years for a 1.5% yields when I can get 10% now. I'm not buying your overvalued visa stock and microsoft stocks.

[Anonymous No.57373634]

>>57373589
>>57373599
AQB doesn't even have options

[Anonymous No.57373637]

>>57373622
kek

[Anonymous No.57373641]

>>57373613
Here.

[Anonymous No.57373650]

>>57373621
>>57373634
so just go short on it, whats the worst that can happen in this great bear market of 2024 with the recession totally confirmed

[Anonymous No.57373651]

>>57373622
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.57373657]

Why the fuck is DWAC doing this

[Anonymous No.57373666]

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: -8.70%
>CCJ: -1.03%
>/HE: -0.38%
>KWEB: -3.32%
>MARA: 1.89%
>SOXL: 1.08%
>TMF: 1.99%
>TQQQ: 0.99%
>TSLA: -0.98%
>XXXX: 1.1%

How many are (You) beating?

[Anonymous No.57373667]

>>57373524
how do I achieve this body aesthetic?

[Anonymous No.57373669]

I have never seen red in my life

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373672]

$MSFT calls are in the green now. We eating good tonight frens.

[Anonymous No.57373676]

>>57373565
>Baggie's short breasts
Time to long ESTA

[Anonymous No.57373680]

>>57373524
Did you make your waifu. I might try it if I can make her perfectly. She has unusual hair though so I'm not holding out hope

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373686]

>>57373676
I think she's got a great pair of tits, why she wants to go have some butcher cut her up is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.57373689]

>>57373565
Flat chested girls are the best. You can pretend they’re cute boys and it’s not gay. Win, win. Just like buying oil.

[Anonymous No.57373690]

Check out ADM.
The economy is starting to break.

[Anonymous No.57373695]

Someone smarter than me explain why we opened the way we did

[Anonymous No.57373697]

>>57373641
it's worse than I remember. Thank you

[Anonymous No.57373698]

>>57373686
ESTA's recent plunge *was* because of slumping demand in Asia. Did your gookfu say why she wants a reduction?

[Anonymous No.57373706]

>>57373690
>-22.3%
Holy FUCK. I know ag's been having a rough time but holy FUCK.

[Anonymous No.57373707]

>>57373666
beating 5 of those today

[Anonymous No.57373709]

>>57373695
algo fight.

[Anonymous No.57373710]

Look on the PE ratio of nividea it’s the cheapest of the mag 7

[Anonymous No.57373716]

>AMD
Another Major Disappointment

[Anonymous No.57373718]

>>57373690
>>57373706
>CHICAGO--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- ADM (NYSE: ADM) today announced the appointment of Ismael Roig as Interim Chief Financial Officer. Mr. Roig is a skilled executive deeply familiar with ADM’s business, having served in a variety of global operational and financial leadership roles since joining the Company in 2004. The appointment follows the decision of the ADM Board of Directors to place Vikram Luthar, Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President, on administrative leave, effective immediately.

>Mr. Luthar’s leave is pending an ongoing investigation being conducted by outside counsel for ADM and the Board’s Audit Committee regarding certain accounting practices and procedures with respect to ADM’s Nutrition reporting segment, including as related to certain intersegment transactions. ADM’s investigation was initiated in response to its receipt of a voluntary document request by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). ADM is cooperating with the SEC.
https://investors.adm.com/news/news-details/2024/ADM-Appoints-Ismael-Roig-Interim-Chief-Financial-Officer/default.aspx


>Vikram Luthar
>Vikram

[Anonymous No.57373720]

>>57373695
Institutions clearing out the shortniggers because they know the bvll will continue all year but the general sentiment is 2 more weeks everywhere you go.

[Anonymous No.57373728]

Buying more BYON (former OSTK)

[Anonymous No.57373737]

>>57373718
Maybe knife catch BG on its sympathy plunge though?

[Anonymous No.57373741]

Can I be in awe of the absolute chad that gets >>57373737 ?

[Anonymous No.57373746]

>>57373718
Akbar Dionysus Masala more like it

[Anonymous No.57373748]

>>57373741
dude numbers xDD

the game!!

[Anonymous No.57373754]

>>57373706
>>57373718
I'm tempted to buy that dip. ADM is a good long hold. I'm not understanding exactly what the hell is going on with them though.

[Anonymous No.57373757]

>>57373741
>BG ends the year at 37.37

[Anonymous No.57373760]

>>57373737
>737
Boeing!?

[Anonymous No.57373763]

>>57373720
Two more weeks is not today. It is mush and yah time.

[Anonymous No.57373769]

The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud seedin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself.

[Anonymous No.57373782]

>>57373754
It's probably a panicked overreaction. Doesn't look like it has support until 45 but a 20% drop implies the pajeet was cooking the books by a whole 25%. Which seems like a stretch.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373784]

>>57373748
I JUST LOST THE GAME YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!

[Anonymous No.57373792]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omq3kJLcriw
permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era

[Anonymous No.57373799]

>>57373042
Ok. Now show me your puts.

[Anonymous No.57373812]

Elons going full talmud
might get tesla calls now

[Anonymous No.57373816]

>my reaction if my crazy options orders fill

[Anonymous No.57373819]

>>57372704
>I thought they were doing AI or some shit?
the market research of the average investor

[Anonymous No.57373828]

>>57373666
>

[Anonymous No.57373840]

Nobody told me to buy the Trump stocks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373848]

>>57373812
yeah that's a great move with their earnings coming up. i bet elon says some shit about ai in the earnings call and we get a +10% kind of move out of them.

[Anonymous No.57373853]

>I finally own 250 shares of VT
another 250 to go

[Anonymous No.57373854]

>AQB

Zoom out if you are FOMOing, don't be fooled, GMO farm fish is too benevolent an idea for the world it won't happen until the oceans are entirely radioactive.

[Anonymous No.57373859]

>>57373812
>>57373848
now since EV's are over he's got to come up with something.

[Anonymous No.57373866]

wowie i actually almost recovered from last weeks bullshit

i hate german companies

[Anonymous No.57373872]

>>57373398
ORANGE
F O O L
O
O
L

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373880]

>>57373859
ev's arent over, youve got woke states like california mandating ev's by 2025

[Anonymous No.57373887]

>>57373854
>Anon, this is AquaBounty. It's a zero-revenue shitco. It is one of the most undervalued shitcos in ARKK.
>Its defect is that the salmon look funny.
>Nobody in the big funds cares about it, because the salmon look funny. This gamble could be not just the best shitco in our portfolio, but one of the most effective money losers in all of ARKK.
>This company should lose $3 million a year.
>We can get it for $237,000.

[Anonymous No.57373898]

>>57373608
fuck off stop letting newfags in on the secret

[Anonymous No.57373902]

>>57373872
>ORANGE
>F O O L
DONALD DUCK

[Anonymous No.57373914]

PFffffttn ADM getting REDEEM'd is music to my ears. Pajeet infested at every layer. Archer, Daniels, and Midland are rolling in their graves right now.

[Anonymous No.57373917]

So I splurged my entire paycheck into stocks last week and now I can just seethe impotently on the sidelines until my next paycheck

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373936]

>>57373872
https://youtu.be/oMk1wBPiUIo?si=R5398ZBGvf6WgOBO

[Anonymous No.57373937]

>>57373914
You work with them or?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57373945]

>>57373902
HAHAHHAHAAHAA FUCKEN REKT!!!!! On a side note, did Christy kiss Trump's ring yet and give him the coveted endorsement yet? Everybody, even my own mother, is endorsing the guy.

[Anonymous No.57373947]

Has anyone here heard of a little thing called DWAC?

Well, Yolandi has and she loves the way it pumps.

Wet wet

[Anonymous No.57373959]

>>57373947
possibly the cringiest shit ive ever seen on this board

[Anonymous No.57373967]

>>57373854
Ignore this man. United we stand, brothers.

[Anonymous No.57373969]

>>57373947
>GME: Trump Edition

[Anonymous No.57373977]

>>57373947
>yolandi poster is still doing his thing
Good to see some people are still hanging around this general

[Anonymous No.57373985]

>>57373792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKJGvRiFqFE

[Anonymous No.57373987]

>>57373937
I know someone who's main project has been some ADM thing for the last few years. They give Tata lots of money for the lowest quality needful doers who can't get their projects across the finish line. He joked about wanting to give them $5 dollars a month so they could use 50kbps Internet instead of 5kbps. Ooohhhhh man, when will these people learn that scamming is hard baked into jeet laws and culture.

[Anonymous No.57374002]

>>57373945
>the coveted Chris Christie endorsement
kek the only thing that nigga endorses is a box of krispy creams

[Anonymous No.57374017]

>>57373937
jeet detected

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57374023]

>>57374002
I thought it was funny when Vivek told him to go get something to eat backstage during one of the debates.

[Anonymous No.57374025]

>>57374017
Nah (and note I'm the one who pointed out >Vikram). But it's always interesting to get the perspective of anons.

[Anonymous No.57374058]

>>57374023
>Vivek told him to go get something to eat backstage
VP worthy

[Anonymous No.57374088]

>>57373605
any news about this? where you getting this sentiment

[Anonymous No.57374094]

>>57373565
>that's nice sweetie, but that's a life altering decision. How long have you been thinking about this? I want you happy and healthy, and I'll love you with or without your titties. But I certainly wouldn't be happy if you were rushed into that decision or some bit of info didn't make it to you and then you got hurt or didn't like the outcome. Keep me updated as you learn more about the risks and benefits. Remember that Plastic Surgeons get paid to do surgery, they can play down risks, and never post discussion of results years later.
It's the inverse of do I look fat in this unless there's back problems, which may be legit for some gals.
Get her kids before you let her do that to herself, imo.

That's short M, and VSCO as a goofu with new tits will want new clothing, and Baggie can cash in on that in sufficient time.

>>57373945
Christie is young enough to run 2028. He'll do fine without such a big show around Trump.

[Anonymous No.57374113]

Yeah, I'm thinking China's bottomed.

https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1749360352238932348

[Anonymous No.57374137]

>>57374025
board integrity: sustained

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57374143]

>>57374094
The problem with Christie is he isn't maga enough to fix the mess we are currently in. Maybe if we get into a situation where we get the ultra maga policies for a while, and can live with having some rino in the white house for show, it'll work out, but i think if we get another 4 years of biden we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.57374145]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE33jwbTy0

[Anonymous No.57374204]

>>57374113
One of these days an emerging market isn't going to sink all its investments into real estate or domestic stocks and instead go the Bogle way

[Anonymous No.57374222]

>>57374137
you are a scary scary man. thank you for the levity.
>>57374143
He's not as comfy as Trump so he has to worry about offending more groups generally. Gotta remember, no matter who you are, the lens offered is ... tainted to say without getting into the weeds.
Can't buy shares TWTR anymore, I suppose that's GOOG, for youtube algorithm and censorship.

[Anonymous No.57374237]

>>57374204
Brazil is the only true emerging market. US right behind it. Everything else is old af and crusty.

[Anonymous No.57374250]

slow day

[Anonymous No.57374252]

>>57374237
China had an assload of potential but fucked it away commie style. Corruption out the fucking ass and everyone lying about every metric possible.

India and Indonesia also have massive potential, but sadly they are many decades from their stock market exploding. You need a few generations of massive economic growth first

[Anonymous No.57374265]

>>57374252
>India and Indonesia
their only economy is shitting out more brown people.

[Anonymous No.57374274]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxdC4PK2BI
Is this guy still lurking here? Pretty sure he gave me some decent advice when I was first starting out.

[Anonymous No.57374276]

>>57374237
EWW

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57374281]

>>57374250
yeah today just buy calls on the MSFT and AMZN so you can sell tomorrow when they do their +2% pumparoo. also this gif is awesome.

[Anonymous No.57374284]

>>57374252
China has been a market for 2000 years. Those faggots have tomes on government that exceed the qualities of the greeks if you consider what they're putting down.
Buncha sales faggots trying to sell US buyers on buying up Tyrant Asia as though it's some bonus new world.
The US already knows where the new world is, and you can be thankful you have Musk pushing you into it.
Speaking of, TSLA dipped.

[Anonymous No.57374287]

>>57373565
what the fuck her tits are perfect you tell her she is being foolish

[Anonymous No.57374294]

>>57374250
Not in OIL (ticker: 75YEEHAW)

[Anonymous No.57374301]

Lunch is now over. Resume the pumping.

[Anonymous No.57374302]

>>57374265
>indonesia's gdp is 38% indutrial
uhhh

[Anonymous No.57374343]

>>57374302
oh wow
they shit out more brown factory workers to build low tier industrial shit for more shat out brown people

[Anonymous No.57374347]

>>57374222
checked

[Anonymous No.57374361]

>>57374287
Yeah, but he might have put too much into them. Women are insecure children, but they are cleverly insecure. They remember your comments, and they clock your lusty glances.
As noted, I think there's two choices. She's insecure and this is asking if the dress makes her look fat, or she's actually getting back pain, at which point you need to consider your plowing positions, check her chair backs, and just listen. Maybe offer to take some of the weight off more often.
That's HLT, a nice hotel room for a weekend stay is always welcome.
>>57374347
Did you find anything?

[Anonymous No.57374366]

>>57373917
How often do you get paychecks?

[Anonymous No.57374368]

[Anonymous No.57374374]

We are in the endtimes.

>And the second beast required all people small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark—the name of the beast or the number of its name.

[Anonymous No.57374385]

GUSHing grannies looking good here.

[Anonymous No.57374393]

>>57374385
we selling this rip or waiting for more?

[Anonymous No.57374401]

Holy shit im getting heemed today.

[Anonymous No.57374403]

Alright I'm about to buy AMZN and MSFT calls, what expiry and strike should I go for bros

[Anonymous No.57374404]

>>57374374
where are you seeing this happen? lol

[Anonymous No.57374416]

I'm doing no fap and I still lose money. FUCK. where is my life going

[Anonymous No.57374431]

>>57374368
That's just going to fuel the doom bull a little longer

[Anonymous No.57374450]

>have to open a LISA in the next 6 months
>already have most of my money in S&P500

What should I look at for a 10 year or so 'safe' investment that won't tank if the S&P500 tanks?

[Anonymous No.57374459]

>>57372625
I want to personally thank the retard on here who told me to buy BOIL calls for march 15th. I did the exact opposite of what you said and Im up 40%

[Anonymous No.57374461]

>>57374450
If the S&P500 tanks, nothing is safe. Anywhere.

[Anonymous No.57374463]

>>57374404
We are defying the beast, hallelujah.

[Anonymous No.57374476]

>>57374461
10 years of stagnation can happen though.

[Anonymous No.57374479]

>>57374450
bonds + CDs
you'll only get 5% a year but it's risk free even if the market crashes

[Anonymous No.57374480]

DWAC up 70% because why?

[Anonymous No.57374498]

>>57374374
>>57374404
>666
Which, depending on which greek script (if greek when seen), looks pretty close to the Arabic spelling of Allah and the crossed swords, also looks and might look like BTCX or XBTC also looks like SPXC a few other things, because it's unclear to me which era of greek numerals were viewed. Also, it's possible the prophecy spoke of more than one era, as those have been used to point out evil things across history. Live well, keep your eye on the cross, let Him decide when this ends, cause you ain't changing the outcome without Him in it.

That's short O, they're not making anymore.

[Anonymous No.57374517]

Who cares what the fed is charging buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.57374518]

>>57374479
Schwab 3mo CDs at 5.25% today

[Anonymous No.57374528]

>>57374480
We're squeezing the shorts (Biden and Pelosi)

[Anonymous No.57374530]

>>57374498
This is a finance forum. Take your meds and go back to /x/

[Anonymous No.57374534]

How much money do I need to fuck big titty Asian girls over and over again?

[Anonymous No.57374535]

>>57374498
friendly reminder the real number of the beast is 616

[Anonymous No.57374549]

>>57374530
>he doesnt realize being highly attuned gets you outsized financial returns
anon pls

[Anonymous No.57374550]

>>57374252
India is overvalued, value can be found in Indonesia.

[Anonymous No.57374551]

>>57374534
10,000 a year should do it

[Anonymous No.57374552]

>>57374534
750

[Anonymous No.57374563]

>>57374530
Repent
>>57374498
Hail, though I don't believe. Picrel is mine

[Anonymous No.57374567]

>>57374550
Thanks Barry. Any unique minerals or specialities we should be looking for?

[Anonymous No.57374573]

I just sold my DWAC calls for 6 figures that I bought for 9k last year.

[Anonymous No.57374578]

What's happening with ibm? I thought I was going to be bag holding this dino forever, but atm I am +35%. Tf. Is it the redhat or whats up?

[Anonymous No.57374580]

I just bought NVDA

[Anonymous No.57374586]

>>57374573
Fuckin based mang.

[Anonymous No.57374589]

Just started eating my donut, so I expect stocks to start going up RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.57374592]

>>57374567
Tobacco and palm oil plantations and food companies in Indonesia are cheap.

[Anonymous No.57374593]

>>57374573
Congratulations Anon!
Make sure you set aside the taxes.
Any ideas where you're putting it?

[Anonymous No.57374599]

>>57374573
Post the trade as proof

[Anonymous No.57374605]

>>57374573
cheers anon
Have a nice dinner and celebrate. Get a nice prostitute and reward yourself.

[Anonymous No.57374618]

>>57374573
How did you even find this? The ticker looked like a scam to me when I was doing my research.

[Anonymous No.57374645]

>>57374580
Every shitty tech stock gets a bid nowadays.

[Anonymous No.57374689]

>>57374618
Years ago when truth social first announced its involvement with DWAC and just watched it since. I figured election year it would spike at some point and bought 2025 leaps at a strike of 15.

[Anonymous No.57374702]

>>57374618
DWAC was being shilled here for a while

[Anonymous No.57374718]

>>57374592
I suppose the question is which company is doing the most international business? I'm betting it's in palm oil.

>>57374618
>Digital World Acquisition is a special purpose acquisition corporation (SPAC) that is trying to merge with the former president’s Trump Media & Technology Group, which is behind the Truth Social app.
I'm speechless.
>>57374689
Nice buckets. Congrats again. You don't sound like you needed it.

[Anonymous No.57374721]

Just headed back up to backtest this resistance before we 1929

[Anonymous No.57374730]

>>57374718
>I'm betting it's in palm oil.
Probably Indofood.

[Anonymous No.57374739]

>>57374721
If we 1929, Biden's approval rating would pull an Epstein and hit the teens.

[Anonymous No.57374763]

baker?

[Anonymous No.57374767]

Baker is delayed, sourcing wheat from ADM.

[Anonymous No.57374778]

>>57374593
Ill have to do some research but probably some more tsla if it keeps dropping

[Anonymous No.57374786]

>>57373037
Why not BUY BUY BUY?

[Anonymous No.57374789]

So this is the last /smg/ ever....

[Anonymous No.57374792]

NEW
>>57374788

>>57374788

>>57374788

[Anonymous No.57374801]

>>57374718
Exactly. Sounds like a complete scam. Merging with some bullshit Trump holding company? I guess they all just got lucky same as with some of the people that invested in shiptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.57374839]

ADM, from Jeet to Jew.
Bullish for Trump, and apparently DWAC
>>57374730
Ramen noodles. Makes sense. That's a buy and hold for decades, betting on population numbers, imo. Not alot of room for a 2 year 10x in view.

[Anonymous No.57375133]

Short on gold