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57280594 No.57280594 [Reply] [Original]

Whats with the 0.01 trades on shitcoins that are pumping?

>> No.57280605

>>57280594
volume spoofing maybe

>> No.57280612

>>57280594
Imagine being THAT much of a newfag..

>> No.57280619

>>57280612
Well, its fine since I get to market sell for a higher price every time this shit happens.

>> No.57280684

>>57280594
bots

>> No.57280702

>>57280605
Why would they volume spoof with the same orders over and over again

You realize they could easily volume spoof with random numbers

This is just an actual trader with a bot

>> No.57280822
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57280822

>>57280594
That's me

>I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for a 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money when I do my taxes.

>I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program.

>I mix blank pages, double prints, ghost prints, mark/write in them, etc just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software to trivialize the work. That way they MUST look at thousands upon thousands of pages individually and see random schizo scribblings, swastikas, drawn dicks, etc while doing their job.

>It's a whole pallet full of shit so I hire a guy to forklift and send the entire stack because I assume it's more troublesome for the IRS to deal with it that way.

>All the documents are numbered but I pack everything "randomly" (wink wink) in case the timeline of the trades is important. I leave the first trades of the fiscal year at the bottom of the pallet AND at the bottom of each box so they now have to bend the knee to deal with boxes before they even start looking at the numbers.

>My normal trades are also mixed in so they can't just ignore everything. I pay a tax managing company to make sure everything is flawless as I assume whoever has to deal with the bullshit extra work is going to triple check everything to fuck me over as a form of revenge which unknowing increases their work load further.

>This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me wrapped in the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of three months of their waging doing asinine shit.

>> No.57280862

>>57280822
Based, fuck the IRS.

>> No.57282313

>>57280822
Based

>> No.57282322

>>57280822
the spirit of satoshi lives on

>> No.57282335

>>57280822
Checked and keked

>> No.57282352

>>57280822
based af senpai

>> No.57282945

>>57280862
>>57282313
>>57282322
>>57282335
>>57282352
>newfags eating stale pasta
Go back to your home board and complain about tunnels

>> No.57283004

>>57282945
>pasta
My pasta. I'm literally the original poster of it.

>> No.57283058

>>57283004
you did all that shit to the IRS? How did it go?

>> No.57283158

>>57283058
I've been doing it for years now.
>How did it go?
They can't do shit about it if they don't like it because I'm technically doing everything by the book and they have a legal obligation to accept physical trade statements even if I can easily just email digital copies instead.
No one has contacted me about it if that's what you are asking. For all I know they are sending the entire thing directly to destruction as soon as it gets unloaded from the truck.
Still worth it. Not my problem.

>> No.57283379

>>57283158
If this is real, you're a fucking legend ha