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Bank Earnings Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57261896
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I don't care. I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING BOEING.

>> No.57261898 [DELETED] 

faggot nigger market

>> No.57261926
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>>57261896
Cast the bags into the market

>> No.57261927
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>>57261881
AHHHOoOOOO!!!
WERE BACK AND ALSO ITS OVER!

>> No.57261929
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57261929

Good afternoon, stockniggers.

>> No.57261932
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Too much anime and not enough returns made me gay and impoverished

>> No.57261937

>>57261896
Then for the love of God, short SPR at least.

>> No.57261941
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I would like to talk to the CEO of the stock market, please.

>> No.57261959

TLT call moon mission is a fucking GOOOO!!!!!!!

>> No.57261967
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No one cares about a bad CPI. Every news outlet has downplayed it to nothing.
It's all
>PRICED
>IN

>> No.57261976

TMV O'Clock

>> No.57261988

>>57261967
The Bureau of Consumer Protection would like to have a word with you Mr. Dwyer.

>> No.57262007

>cpi report
It’s over I’ll never get a programming job

>> No.57262011

how expensive is a bankruptcy petition

>> No.57262017

>>57261941
Dave soxl will always answer the phone and chat. Jacob spx will tell you to go fuck yourself.

>> No.57262029

if I owe my broker money I can just ignore it and they can't do anything right? Like what are they gonna do, ding my credit score??

>> No.57262034

NVDA blow off top

>> No.57262053

cant believe fucking netflix is carrying my gains today
what a shit show

>> No.57262058

i think this is a fake and gay pump that will end up with a huge dump tomorrow, followed by an actual legit pump next monday because today's inflation and tomorrows PPI were nothingburgers all along

>> No.57262060

>>57261371
>The pussy market has become ruthlessly efficient due to online dating and social media. It used to be an average guy could find market inefficiencies in his local city. But that time is long gone, and the pussy market is now fully globalized, commoditized, and financialized.
it’s the opposite. as with so many other things (such as healthcare, higher education, and real estate), government interference has sent the price skyrocketing unnaturally. if marriage were legal (it’s not; no-fault divorce makes the marriage contract legally unenforceable) and if prostitution were legal and relatively normalized, then the price of pussy would crash back down to its historically normal level, which is quite low (remember that in olden times a man would sometimes have to *pay* a dowry just to convince someone to marry his daughter).

>> No.57262089
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>>57262029
Your female broker is going to call you up for a private meeting.

>> No.57262094
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57262094

>Beer - Bought (it was on discount $1 per can).
>Rothmans - Bought (Long BTI).
>5 miles - Walked.
>BABA $72 - Held (coke boomer marked the bottom).

>> No.57262096

>>57262058
how is today's inflation report a 'nothingburger'?

>> No.57262098

>>57262060
>remember that in olden times a man would sometimes have to *pay* a dowry just to convince someone to marry his daughter
This is inconceivable today. I was born in the wrong era.

>> No.57262116

>>57262089
as an incel it haunt me that I will never know what it smells like. Just one sniff, bros

>> No.57262154
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>>57262060
>if prostitution were legal and relatively normalized, then the price of pussy would crash back down to its historically normal level, which is quite low
Based. Pussy is plentiful, reusable and a depreciating asset.

>> No.57262158

>>57262116
it smells like roses, and honey suckle with a hint of citrus.

>> No.57262161

>>57262096
december seasonality
oil did tick up second half of december but it's back down again
next month it'll be back to normal

>> No.57262162
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OH GOD I'M RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

>> No.57262170

>>57262116
Youre not missing out on the smell, trust me

>> No.57262174
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57262174

I got a thread to run. I gotta kick asses (pass out 3 day bans) sometimes to make it run right.
t. Janny

>> No.57262177

>>57262154
Australia (and to a lesser extent, Germany and Canada[legal for all intents and purposes]) disproves this theory.

>> No.57262179

>>57262116
it smells like the sweat between your ass and balls. female ass smells like your ass
>>57262098
Told my fiance I am not paying for our wedding unless she plans on paying half the bills in our marriage plus half the wedding.
She turned traditional so quick it would make your head spin.

>> No.57262190
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>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

>> No.57262191
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57262191

>FXI
CHINA
WILL
GROW
LARGER

>> No.57262193

>>57262170
explain

>> No.57262196

>>57262029
just uninstall the app
wala

>> No.57262205

Hi guys do you have any good content creators that know how to value companies or post good analyses of companies?

>> No.57262211

>>57262179
>it smells like the sweat between your ass and balls
i love that smell tho

>> No.57262210
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>>57262161
Okay, then how are you positioning with your absolutely incorrect assumption? BLS says it was shelter and oil/gas was actually keeping it down.

>> No.57262212
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>>57262177
It's probably regulated that's why.
>>57262191
We almost posted in the same second. BASED.

>> No.57262217

>>57262190
I do not invest in chinese shit out of principal
>it's not about the money
>it's about sending a message

>> No.57262219

>>57262205
mad money

>> No.57262220
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>>57260739
>>57260748
timing the market is timing the market.

>> No.57262223

>>57262205
Mark Meldrum sometimes does that.

>> No.57262224

Are there any significant disadvantages in buying european S&P 500 etfs rather than SPY? I'm yuropoor, it's pretty hard for me to buy SPY.

>> No.57262225

>>57262190
>>57262191
so why is China ETF so cheap right now? explain like I'm a complete retard (not far from the truth)

>> No.57262226
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>>57262217
>I have my head so far up my ass, I'll pass on an easy 50% gain.

>> No.57262237

>>57262007
I think my interview went well.
I might be able to contribute to my IRA this year.

>> No.57262239

this is clearly a setup for bad bank earnings tomorrow morning

>> No.57262241
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57262241

>banks are robust
>...just dont look at the monies were pumping in

>> No.57262244

>>57262211
honestly if i were single and couldnt get any on tinder I would just be a whore monger. Just make money and have sex with hookers anon if zoomer girls with daddy issues don't match with you. it is that easy.

>> No.57262247

>>57262177
I did say normalized, not just legalized. when hollywood films aren’t about losers trying and failing to get laid at high school parties, and are instead about kids hatching schemes to earn enough money to go to a hooker on their 18th birthday, then the natural laws of supply and demand will find a healthy (much lower) price for pussy. it should be such a normal thing that it’s in network tv sitcoms.

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>>57262225
The China real estate bubble popped. The CCP cracked down on some monopolies and sentiment is really poor because of these reasons. Also some speculate of a Taiwan invasion.

>> No.57262252

>>57262177
Like most good things if you let in immigrants normal people will be priced out.

>> No.57262255
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57262255

>>57262239
>bad bank earnings

>> No.57262257

>>57262205
I like ModernMBA's videos
https://www.youtube.com/@ModernMBA

>> No.57262262

>>57262226
to busy buying MSFT, NVDA, SMCI
sorry get fucked gook lover

>> No.57262265

>>57262255
banks are sitting on colossal losses

>> No.57262268

>>57262241
insignificant amount of funds desu

>> No.57262270

>>57262241
Real QT is a meme and never going to be allowed again

>> No.57262273

>>57262250
why would a Taiwan invasion be bearish for China? I suppose they will get sanctions, but long term it will likely benefit wouldn't it? I'm thinking of putting 10k

>> No.57262279

i found this company GRVY, it seems to be a mobile anime game company. and they are SWIMMINGG in cash, no debt. They never lost money have a PE ratio of 5. It honestly is one of the healthiest companys ive ever seen.

Invest?

>> No.57262285

>>57262241
That's because the banks bond bonds yielding like 1.5% instead of the ones yielding like 4.25%. The banks are now much healthier after todays auction than they have been since 2007.

>> No.57262291

>>57262273
>but long term it will likely benefit wouldn't it
Absolutely not. Nobody would be willing to do business in a nation that could expose itself to sanctions/further sanctions because of its expansionism.

>> No.57262293
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>>57262265
It's a write-off, Jerry.

>> No.57262294

>>57262265
>stale meme
remember the supposed quadrillions of derivatives?
remember Deutsche Bank?
nothing happened.

>> No.57262295
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>>57262262
>Too busy buying overvalued stocks that need to crash 80% to return to a historical mean in terms of valuation.

>> No.57262302

>>57262273
>>57262250
China will never invade Taiwan. They will try and pull an american style psyop coup and do it with minimal resources since a land invasion would show how retarded their military really is.

>> No.57262309

>>57262265
Banks keep finding new and exciting ways to lose money. How? why? It should be the safest easiest industry.

>> No.57262310

>>57262302
this lol

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>>57262285
>The banks are now much healthier after todays auction than they have been since 2007
somehow, I dont think that is the case.

Not that any of this matters, they will just bail them out again.

>> No.57262325

>>57262247
Who wants their daughter to grow up to become a cheap whore?

>> No.57262328

>>57262273
Because most of us here live in the west and you could get your stocks frozen for 10years unless you can transfer to a Asian broker (which could also be illegal like it is now with Russian stocks).
>>57262291
I don't think most places can afford not to do business with China. Prices would skyrocket.

>> No.57262330
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>>57262241
Aw, I miss her.

>> No.57262336
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>>57262285
Baggot what was the final straw that lead your gookfu to go back to best Korea?

>> No.57262342

>>57262330
oh my gyatt

>> No.57262348

>>57262302
I concur, the only instance where China would invade Taiwan would be if they were actively undermining the CCP in the mainland.

>> No.57262359

>>57262309
Jews realize banking system is fucked so they’re embezzling and hoarding as much resources and valuable assets as possible before it falls apart

>> No.57262362

>>57262302
I've heard during WW2 some US general said it's impossible to invade Taiwan. Something to do with the topography. Idk if this info is true though, and yeah gaining support for reunification politically is a much better strategy.

>> No.57262366

>>57262336
he cheated on her
absolutely subhuman, only a jew could do this

>> No.57262368

>>57262336
I gave her 10k and I told her to go. She'll be back before my birthday.

>> No.57262371

>>57262336
seeing naked korean hamchads

>> No.57262372
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57262372

I made an expensive mistake. I bought a lot of shares of MARA at $28 this morning. Literally, unironically, bought the very top of the pump.

How long do I have to hold these bags? Or am I just holding them forever because MARA is never going back to $28?

Why didn't I just put this shit into VT or increase my 401k contribution instead. Maybe I'm not cut out for this trading shit.

>> No.57262373

>>57262309
Banks have been dead for 15 years but we keep bailing them out.

>> No.57262374
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>>57262330
Not enough bling

>> No.57262386

ZIM chads we're winning AGAIN. You didn't sell, right ?

>> No.57262388
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>He isnt long in the worlds largest economy in 2030

>> No.57262387

>>57261959
>Baggie
How long do you expect the pump on TLT to go on for? Is this one of those things that subsides after the auctions or does this go on for a few more days/weeks?

>> No.57262389
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>>57262247
>Watch Thunderbolt & Lightfoot
>In one scene, Jeff Bridges shows up with two prime 1970s hookers for himself and Clint Eastwood to enjoy
>mfw this would be the coolest move a bro could do and nobody ever does it
Doesn't help that female egos are out of control now.

>> No.57262394

>>57262336
Also Rocker, I expect a full explanation of these tunneling jews on the next update.

>> No.57262396
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>>57262374
I LOVE GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD

>> No.57262397

>>57262368
I knew you were twisting that story you greasy Jew. Did you tell her to go to Korea so you could work on your secret Jew tunnels?

>> No.57262400

>>57262368
I hope you'll enjoy the sloppy seconds from all the white goyimgods that filled her up, faggie

>> No.57262402

>>57262330
what do big tits smell like, bros

>> No.57262409

>>57262402
They don't really smell like anything, they're very soft though.

>> No.57262415
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>>57262402
Sweaty. Like a fuckin salt lick under/between them. Electrolytes: they're what coomers crave!

>> No.57262419
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57262419

>>57262368
surely she could have enjoyed herself for less stateside?

>> No.57262422

>>57262193
If it smells like anything, then the smell is unpleasant.

>> No.57262430

>>57262328
>I don't think most places can afford not to do business with China. Prices would skyrocket.
You're mistaking it between affording to do business with China and affording to do business with an extremely heavily sanctioned nation. If the US were to sanction China for starting shit in Taiwan it doesn't really matter what the companies want, they can't afford to get hit by the sanctions flu.

>> No.57262437

>>57262328
>Because most of us here live in the west and you could get your stocks frozen for 10years unless you can transfer to a Asian broker (which could also be illegal like it is now with Russian stocks).
ah fair
>I don't think most places can afford not to do business with China. Prices would skyrocket.
exactly what I was thinking, ain't no way

>> No.57262447

>>57262279
>chyna

>> No.57262449

>>57262422
even from a hot girl? I find that hard to believe

>> No.57262454

>>57262220
Timing the market beats time in the market.

>> No.57262460

>>57262372
Why are you daytrading without having any kind of exit plan?

>> No.57262470

>>57262419
I wonder how many times baggot has eaten dog unknowingly.

>> No.57262473

>>57262325
>wants
irrelevant. demand will be met with supply (in the absence of govt interference)

>> No.57262475

>>57262224
Just get an IBKR account.

>> No.57262478

>>57262388
wdym, my entire 401k is invested in the US economy

>> No.57262482
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57262482

>>57262328
>Russian stocks

>> No.57262488

I just lost 340 bucks on impulse option trades today
>Buy Msft
>It poomps
>Nice, let's hold
>It doomps
>Fuck let's sell (-70)
>It stabilizes
>Ok let's buy
>It doomps more
>Fuck let's sell, too risky (-140)
>It poomps
>Oh shit better buy
>It doesn't recover
>Goddammit I'm done with this shit (+10)

Literally the same thing for another stock except I didn't make profit on the last trade

>> No.57262500

>>57262449
My fiancee smells nice, I enjoy the smell. Its very slightly sweet smelling to me. Must be pheromones or something, either way it makes me go nuts.

>> No.57262506

>>57262389
exactly my point. normalizing paying for it would radically depedestalize the pussy for millions of men.

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>>57262482
My condolences.

>> No.57262514

>>57262279
I know it's a meme but >>57262447

Their CEO might gamble all the cash on a hand of blackjack in Macau and you wouldn't know until it's all over.

>> No.57262518

>>57262488
Next time you're up on an options buy (which I assume was a short dated option because of how cheap it was), set a stop loss at a profit you're happy with.
Also the general rule is if you mess a trade up, do not re-enter it. Take your licks and move on.

>> No.57262519

>>57262419
She loves dogs and cats, she said they only eat them in North Korea.

>> No.57262526

>>57262449
Yes. When her puss is sweaty it unironically smells like doritos. I wish I was joking but I'm not.

>> No.57262529

>>57262387
Target price is probably $160-180 range

>> No.57262531

>>57262447

Taiwan, Thailand, Korea. China is less then 5% of revenue

>> No.57262532

When does EIS release earnings? Want to short this pig.

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57262534

>>57262526
>Doritos Locos taco

>> No.57262537

>>57262482
yet another thing biden fucked up

>> No.57262542

>>57262518
I'm usually a rational person (no, seriously, i have a decent stable job a master's degree etc etc) but for some reason, with options trading, all of my logic flies out of the window. Like I know and understand this obvious advice yet during volatility it still happens. How the fuck do I stop this?

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>>57262511

>> No.57262554

>>57262531
my point is it’s a chynese company. you don’t even really own shares. anything can happen over there.

>> No.57262566

I saw my TLT call options are up a whopping 55% in 2 hours, and then looked at >>57262534
it made me smile even more.

>> No.57262572

>>57262060
The amounts I’ve heard friends pay for prostitutes in America is mind boggling

>> No.57262576

>>57262548
literal multi decade market top indicator

>> No.57262581

>>57262566
10y and 30y are going to 5% as inflation accelerates in wave 2.

>> No.57262582

>>57262566
Checked and filtered

>> No.57262585
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>Uranium bid/ask: 94.50/95.50

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>>57262279
>GRVY
Looks bretty good If you like their games it seems like a buy.

>> No.57262592

>>57262372
I responded last thread. I did the exact same thing and already recouped the loss simply swing trading UPRO, SOXL, and XXXX.

>> No.57262600

>>57262576
For crypto you mean? Cause for Russian stocks I think all of us made our gambles after the post-invasion plunge.

>> No.57262603

>>57262224
There is probably easier filing if you just buy the euro version. Probably has currency hedged options if you want that too

>> No.57262605

anons bullish or bearish for soxl? close to break even and debating cashing out and waiting for more of a dip. Here is a chappy for your time.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703878234000262.webm

>> No.57262607
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>>57262548
You'll make money once sanctions are lifted.

>> No.57262609

>>57262600
all things, entire global financial system

>> No.57262608

>>57262581
Biden is on track to defeat inflation through demand destruction and the elimination of the middle class moron.

>> No.57262616

>>57262514
Agreed, but they have never had share dilution (2011-present) and never had dept.

ill research a bit more and prob just buy, see where it goes.

wanted to share for anyway looking for good value with some risk

>> No.57262627

>>57262542
Stop trading short term options, u'r gambling not trading.

>> No.57262628

>>57262542
I stopped it for a long time and made huge money (six digits) and then one day, in a terrible fit of rage trading, I lost triple digits.
So even with a lot of mental training and rules setting you can still completely fuck it all up. I had to swear off options trading, at least for the time being. I haven't traded an option in over a year and a half. Prior to that I had been trading them for 3 years.

>> No.57262633

>>57262616
Check out some GGRM INDF in Indonesia both at 5 P/E, and the companies are growing. You can buy the shares on FWB in yuros.

>> No.57262643

>>57262628
>I stopped it for a long time
Woops, I meant to say "I traded them for a long time".
Also don't do short term options, they're fucking garbage. Do stuff at least 6 weeks out, and I usually liked 2 months or so. That gives you really solid delta to theta ratios. With short term, you're reliant on large, fast swings, like sub 1 hour trade periods. They fucking suck ass. Beside that, if you're hoping for a big swing, then long dated is nice because the swing might play out over several days (see NVDA's recent run).

>> No.57262669

>>57262627
>Stop trading short term options, u'r gambling not trading
How the fuck do I stop?
>>57262628
>I lost triple digits.
Doesn't sound super bad, after making 6 digits? Right now I'm down 700 bucks lol

>> No.57262689

>>57262669
disable options on your account
alternatively lose all your money
alternatively alternatively be right and ring the fucking register

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>>57262669

>> No.57262703

>>57262669
Think about how poor you are, can you loose the money without crying. Oh no? Buy index and turn of your pc.

>> No.57262705

>>57262500
give her a kid soon, or it will smell like bitter ass before too long. you're built to procreate when you do the deed. if that fails to happed too often, you'll split because your body will tell you she's got a problem. It's a laundry list of things that happen before, but it's pretty much inevitable that you'll end up bored and/or resentful.
First is cleaning, then changing habits, then changing homes, then changing partners. rinse repeat till your body withers away early. I suspect that furniture changes and home renovations are part of the cleaning, so I suspect that, without other information, if she's buying new furniture, she instinctively is trying to get rid of whatever is keeping her from being pregnant.

>> No.57262716
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>>57262302
This anon is brainwashed by /pol/. Countries rarely invade / start wars with other countries for economic reasons.

Most wars are fought for reasons of national pride / honor or a great misunderstanding of either your opponents weakness or strength.

Xi is presiding over a great retraction of the Chinese economy, massively collapsing birthrates, extremely high social malaise (connected to birth rates) and increasingly stronger economic competition in SE Asia.

The war with Taiwan WILL happen. Not if or when. XI's entire internal political goal is centered around it. China doesn't give a shit about TSMC or US stock indexes lol. This is about National pride and distraction.

It will be a fucking disaster for China too because despite all the dooming on America Military forces, the US Navy is the ne plus ultra of American power and highly functional. The US navy doesn't have to push back or hold ground, just has to disrupt Chinese naval troop carriers which is easy peasy with attack killer submarines.

>> No.57262722

>>57262669
oh if you want the strategy to win btw, just buy a 0dte on the spy every time theres a red candle on the 1min chart

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>>57262716
>Most wars are fought for reasons of national pride / honor or a great misunderstanding of either your opponents weakness or strength.
sure thing, anon...

>> No.57262745

>>57262697
Never understood this meme
>>57262689
And how do I cope with the fact that I'm down 700 due to options after 2 months of bull market?
>>57262703
Well it's almost 5% of my invested capital

>> No.57262756

>>57262716
>birthrates
Chinks need to open borders unironically.

>> No.57262758

>>57262745
700 dollars is nothing
if being down 700 bothers you definitely disable options and stop trying to make quick money
go to a casino instead

>> No.57262771

>>57262716
>the war will happen
You mistake narratives for realities.
Internally having a near enemy that has no real risk to you is a boon to production and loyalty. Low IQ nogs eat up that there's a tiny neighbor enemy just inches away from you going over there and kicking their asses.
It gives you a reason to put them to work extra hours, gives you a reason to collect tools you could use against your own.
But if you get rid of that, you have only real opponents. Then your people start looking at what is being offered in similar size countries, and they start finding flaws.
Of course, China might, history of the world doesn't preclude it. But it's way more advantageous to a regime to have a whipping boy/boogey man nearby, than have your nearest boogie man capable of fucking you up sincerely.

>> No.57262775

>>57262745
those $700 can be the best investment you've ever made if you just accept that they're lost and resolve to never piss away money like that again.
If not, we all know what's going to happen.

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>>57262716
>Countries rarely invade / start wars with other countries for economic reasons.
Bruh

>> No.57262779

>>57262745
>Never understood this meme
that may be your problem

>> No.57262794

Shut up about China.

When is real estate crashing? I want my house and I want it now.

>> No.57262802

>>57262745
The capital or your losses, i'd say -5% for 2 months is not good. But if your playing with 5% of your capital who cares have a bit of fun

>> No.57262803

>>57262529
Are you calculating that with the rate cuts or is this the kind of thing that happens after bond auctions?

>> No.57262806 [DELETED] 

>>57262794
it wont ever crash because out of country buyers will always be snatching up property in 1st world countries
your country is owned by jews and chinks and sand niggers now

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>>57262794
I'm thinking the market gets nervous this summer and pukes its guts out in 25.
>Source: it came to me in a dream

>> No.57262818

>>57262794
When the boomers die

>> No.57262820

>>57262807
with how quick rate cuts are being priced in i would expect the market to nosedive in the next month

>> No.57262830

>>57262818
You believe big institutions don't have a war chest already to buy everything as soon as there might be a 5% to 10% discount from (then) record highs?!?

>> No.57262833

>>57262794
The FED will buy it all. Real estate will probably rise in nominal terms, idk about inflation adjusted terms though...

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im selling my JEPI

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>>57262820
We'll see. I'm just bewildered by how illiquid and thus glacial this shit moves. At the very least, I think the normal summer volume won't materialize and people will cope all the way until this time next year.

>> No.57262850

>>57262834
DIVO is the only buy write ETF that kind of works.

>> No.57262860

>>57262833
>>57262841
i solded my house in November for the same selling price I bought it for in August 2021. I got heemed

>> No.57262867

>>57262860
Why have you soldeded?

>> No.57262869

>>57262830
I do, but i honestly believe population will decrease (we talking 30+ years) and that will result in less demand.

unless immigration increases.

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>>57262850
dont ever reply to me again

>> No.57262876

>>57262741
Ok. Name a war started purely for economic reasons in the past 100 years. I'll wait.

>>57262771
Semi-intelligent post. China is not scared in any way of Taiwan bro, not in the least militarilty or economically. China considers Taiwan a runwaway nationalist Chinese government that is a threat to it politically; a succesful Western liberal democracy of ethnic Han Chinese.

>>57262776
Nice bait. Iraq was invaded based on Neocon democracy fallacy and International norms. Tony Blair was even more gung ho than George Bush for policy reasons and didn't own shit of Halliburton. Iraq was a net loss for US economic interests.

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57262880

>bobos
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (Time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (Time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

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>>57262860
That's like an 11% loss according to the CPI calculator. Got damn.

>> No.57262900

Why is no one talking about the cargo ship redirections?

>> No.57262902

>>57262871
>12 months time frame
anon, please...

>> No.57262915

>>57262876
the Gulf War

>> No.57262916

>>57262876
>Ok. Name a war started purely for economic reasons in the past 100 years. I'll wait.
All since fractional reserve banking became a thing.

>> No.57262917

>>57262900
priced in

>> No.57262918

>>57262802
>The capital or your losses, i'd say -5% for 2 months is not good
My losses are 5% of my capital. Well almost. It's 500 down right now, and of that -500, -700 is options

>> No.57262922

>>57262876
Bullshit. Iraq was invaded because it fought Israel in the 7 day war.

To date we have destroyed every country that helped invade israel in the 7 day war with the exception of Iran (bc they have nukes and could actually fuck up the US if we werent careful)

We entered that war because we are a vassal state to the kikes.

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>>57262902
basically perform the same

>> No.57262939

>>57262860
>>57262867
Idiots. It's "selled"

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ALRIGHT 3:45 PLACE YOU'RE BETS

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>>57262880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJVQJ4-n_cA

>> No.57262955

>>57262716
low iq misconception
>>57262771
high iq misconception
china will take taiwan eventually, and it has already passed the point of inevitability. china must hold taiwan to ensure its maritime trade. if china's sea routes were ever threatened, china's hand would be forced, they are reliant on food and energy imports. so long as the united states never forces china's hand, then the handover will be done as we are witnessing, with gray zone tactics that economically overwhelm and demonstrate the futility of defending taiwan, but make no mistake the point of no return has been passed, the west's time on taiwan has passed, it is too expensive to use our asset for its intended purpose, which is controlling maritime trade in the far east, but it is furthermore too costly for china to take - unless the west changes the calculus and puts china in an untenable situation where it must secure taiwan.

>> No.57262957

>>57262867
when i bought it in 2021 i was the 3rd owner in 3 years and the house was a new build in 2019. The builder was a POS and I had to put a $15k new roof on it this past summer before selling it. It was pretty far out in the rural cow pastures and it was too big of a house for me as a single guy. And there was this huge steep hill in the backyard i had to maintain every month in the summer which was a pain in the ass. The build quality was pretty shitty so I wanted to make it someone else's problem before the foundation starts crumbling. Downsized to a comfy 1700 sq footer built in 1980 that had the same owner for 35 years and maintained it well and is closer to civilization. And the real estate taxes are half of what they were at the place i sold. So for me as a trader with sporadic income i think taking the $30k loss now was the right move for me.

>> No.57262969

>>57262882
nigga we'll make it back one scalp trade at a time

>> No.57262972

>>57262871
bro you didnt even beat inflation

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>>57262957
>I wanted to make it someone else's problem before the foundation starts crumbling.
This game is fucked up.

>> No.57262992

>>57262957
>was the right move for me
Seems like you made the best out of a bad situation, yeah.

>> No.57262999

>>57262806
When I run for President on the America First ticket, I will vow to revoke the property rights from non-citizens, and keep the American soil for AMERICANS!

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>>57262969
I believe you, but think about how many people don't even consider the real value vs the nominal value.
>Wow, good thing I got out with all my money!

>> No.57263016

>>57262978
the entire financial system at the very top is waiting for someone to sell it all first and crash everything
and then in retaliation the ones who didnt get to sell who are also rich elites will just destroy money altogether so the seller makes out with nothing in the end as human civilization descends into war and destruction
were literally at the top of this societal cycle and its just a matter of who freaks out first before all major governments fall

>> No.57263021

>>57262608
That is consensus. And consensus will get BTFO because consensus is dumb.

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>>57262978
Gosh, I'm effortposting again...

>> No.57263027

>>57263016
have sex, bro

>> No.57263028

>>57262716
anon you are a fucking moron.
this is financial advice

>> No.57263038

>>57262978
1 single guy did the entire framing of the house by himself, which while impressive, also begs the question of what kind of corners was he cutting to get it done so fast. I watched him build the house across the street from me and he did all sorts of goofy balancing techniques with the wood so he could get everything in position for him to nail it down without the help of anyone else to hold things or maneuver equipment for him. Impressive but also retarded. Just hire a mexican to hold shit for you bro its not that hard or expensive

>> No.57263048
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>That relentless ETHE buying

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>>57262871
>make a taxable event every month.
>doesn't even beat spy500
Anon you are a fucking moron
this is financial advice

>> No.57263075

>>57263002
>I believe you, but think about how many people don't even consider the real value vs the nominal value.
i thought a little bit about it but i was absolutely miserable there and wanted to get out of there for other personal and mental health reasons too. I would think about the real value if it was an investment property vs my primary residence. And it wasnt really the type of place to repurpose as a rental. So i knowingly took the hard L. It bees like that sometimes.

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>>57263022
Astoundingly based.

>>57263038
I want to make it clear I don't blame you; everyone, including me, would probably do the same assuming they have the time oriented mindset to see the problem in the building. It's just this game of hot potato with CHYNA tier quality in 6-7 figure assets is deeply concerning. Like not even meming that's fuckin scary.

>> No.57263085

>>57263016
priced in

>> No.57263093

huh i was going to ask something and i can't help but notice how unhinged people are in this thread
is this some kind of side effect from trading?

>> No.57263098

>>57263093
we arent unhinged, youre still just trapped in the reality they created for you unable to see the truth

>> No.57263107

>>57262978
American structures are all worthless. The old ones are rotting away and the new ones are hacked together out of toothpicks by incompetent spics.

>> No.57263113

>>57263098
BASED AND CAVEPILLED

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>>57263093
>i was going to ask something
Ask your question.

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Less than 10% in China drive EVs. Meaning BYD could still 10x it's sales in China alone.

>> No.57263131

Took out some cheap puts. Feel like tommorrow might dump.

I was down 10k at one point today on Soxl...i had jan 19th $29 calls. I somehow eeked out a $323 profit today..i kept buying calls all the way down ..at $27.50...$28. And $28.50.

Lesson to be learned here dont lose your cool

>> No.57263132

>>57263079
>It's just this game of hot potato with CHYNA tier quality in 6-7 figure assets is deeply concerning. Like not even meming that's fuckin scary.
I agree man it is scary. And the low quality plywood and cement blocks used to build that house were literally CHYNA tier quality. The guy that bought it from me put 20% down and took a 7% mortgage for the rest on a $413k sale price. And hes definitely going to have issues in the future.

>> No.57263140

>>57263107
>Survivorship bias and yuro bias
Cringe my man.

>> No.57263155

I have a mildly schizophrenic white friend who lives in Montana and he said it's gonna get to -50 F soon (it's -15 where he is) and he said the "local" (in redneck terms) WMT like 40 minutes from him. He said a fuck load of the shelves are just bare because people are hoarding winter warmth items for the next week.

I think WMT's moat is that anytime shit goes down (pandemic, natural disasters, weather events, race war, etc.) people will immediately drive there and buy whatever they can. TGT and other stores just simply cannot compete with WMT's geographic spread. Bumfuck Montana only has WMT.

>> No.57263161

>>57263128
If liveleak still existed they would be eating good with all the battery fire compilations

>> No.57263168

Wtf I'm actually green

>> No.57263170
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57263179

>>57263155
OK, people buy winter stuff then... that's it. They've just pulled forward food and fuel purchases they would've made anyway. Panic buying isn't a great metric (except for GNRC during hurricane season)

>> No.57263180

Hoped it would close green.

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>>57263170
-0.9% its over

>> No.57263184

I hate online dating so god damn much, what the fuck am I supposed to suggest for a first date, just the concept of setting up a meeting with someone you dont know for the purpose of seeing if you are both attracted to each other fires up my autism like the SR72 in mach 3 how can anyone find this normal? FUCKING HELL this shit is stupid as fuck but im wired to want pussy that I have to play this dumb ass game.

I know this isnt stock related I just need to vent

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>>57263170

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>>57263170
+.09%

>> No.57263193

>>57263140
>>Survivorship bias and yuro bias
No. I'm not talking about statistics, they're flat out not designed to last long they're just designed to move inventory.

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>>57263170
>+1.66%
>Still -2.58% YTD

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>>57263193
This motherfucker is out here running t tests on house longevity. Fuckin nerd.

>> No.57263205

>>57263179

Living in a metro area really doesn't tell you just how deeply entrenched WMT is in the economy of rural America. In the cities of commiefornia, Safeways and Target and Lucky and costco are a lot more popular destinations, but when I lived in horsefuck Idaho, it was obvious that WMT just mogs every fucking store and the only option people might have is WMT.

I'm not saying long or short WMT, I think it's just clear that in most zipcodes, WMT leads the competition because it's the go-to hypermarket for any sort of stress event.

Emphasis on the word "hypermarket".

>> No.57263207

>>57263170
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

>> No.57263229

Well anyone else feel we get a huge flush tommorrow?

>> No.57263233

Is DB going out of business?

>> No.57263234

>>57262794
quite literally never. get a job.

>> No.57263238

>>57263170
sister = fucked

>> No.57263243

>>57263233
Shit, it actually might. Bank stocks are a crazy good indicator like that.

>> No.57263244

>>57263170
-1.46%
it's so over

>> No.57263254

>>57263184
I always do coffee for a first date since it's low commitment, if it's going well I'll ask her if she wants to walk around a park or something to talk more. For the second date then do something like dinner or an activity

>> No.57263268

>>57263254
Yeah coffee or a walk in the local park.

>> No.57263272

>>57263254
Yeah I get it but its too formal for me. Normally you meet a girl in real life and you both vibe, then you agree to see each other and its all good and natural. When you have to formalize that organic chemistry it becomes so staged and I become really stiff. Shit blows homie

>> No.57263275

>>57263170

The day did not require an AK. I'd say it was good.

>>57263207

A noble wish. Amen.

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>>57263238
Good job anon, you make the thread proud

>>57263170
-0.67% One of my longer plays since October decided to take a huge shit today.

>> No.57263280

>>57263184
>I hate online dating so god damn much
i dunno i love my /smg/gers?

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Holy shit I hate being alive
I'm still down $44 month-to-date
Why the fuck can't I just have a random brain aneurysm

>> No.57263290

>>57263170
#UpBIGLY

>> No.57263295

>>57263272
>Yeah I get it but its too formal for me.
How the hell is that formal? Are you one of those people that goes out in their pajamas?

>> No.57263297

>>57263277
>One of my longer plays since October decided to take a huge shit today.
Which one?

>> No.57263300

>>57262922
>>57262915
Jesus dude. Stay off MSNBC for a while. The entire house, senate and president of the US as well as the far left liberal government of the UK went all in on it. You overestimate Halliburtons' pull.

>> No.57263302

>>57263184
why are you trying to date you can use the same apps to just hook up give some depraved whore a good dicking, get aids, go home

>> No.57263311

>>57263184
just don't suggest anal, make sure to wear a rubber and you should be good bro

>> No.57263315

>>57263170
Finished today up 0.14%. I made $0.41. my total is up to 303.33

>> No.57263318

>>57263170
(+0.13%) just squeaked a win

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So the other day I was going to my local starbucks and when I got to the till, the barista not only had to AUDACITY to be a woman but also talk to me. This is unacceptable, so in no uncertain terms I screamed "EXCUSE ME WHORE, I AM MARRIED! DO NOT FLIRT WITH ME!" as I proceeded to show her my phone wallpaper and wallet photos, which were both of my wife Sakura Miko, and then I proceeded to growl at her until the police arrived to escort me out.

>> No.57263328

>>57263295
Formal as in staged. It feels forced. I have ADHD so public dates is hell for me

>> No.57263329

>>57263272
>so staged and I become really stiff
yeah I felt that way when I first tried out online dating but you get over it after the first few times. I think it helps to go into the date already a little disinterested in her and look down on her a bit for being on dating apps. Of course don't flat out say that to her but it will definitely help you keep your cool if you already don't really care and you won't come off as desperate or trying too hard to her

>> No.57263333

>>57263319
you would walk into a Starbucks

>> No.57263334
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>>57263184
Have a picture of you looking ripped as your profile pic.

Have you description say, word for word:

"CAUTION: very dominant

We could have a sex competition but only if you can handle being a sore loser."

I got laid a shitload from that one. Hell I didnt even have any bdsm experience.

>> No.57263343
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57263343

Alright which one of you retards got liquidated.

>> No.57263345

I've been talking with a woman who wants me to have a hairy chest and belly. She wants me to grow out my chest hair to the point where you can barely see my chest underneath.

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>>57263073
>Anon you are a fucking moron
jepi is a 1% position for fun. i'm gonna make it one day. thanks for your advice

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>>57263297
VZ, yeah I know boomer tier pick but its a comfortable hold with still decent upside

>> No.57263355

>>57263300
Thats because theyre all run and controlled by jews you fucking moron.

Our congress has a shitload of jews on it with (((DUAL CITIZENSHIP))) with another country. Israel.

>> No.57263358

>>57263328
You had a computer put you two together. Yes it's going to feel forced because it very much is.

>> No.57263367

>>57263155
I deeply regret paperhanding WMT last year at $140.

>> No.57263370

>>57263285
$44 whole dollars? You big spender you.

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>>57263345
>She wants me to grow out my chest hair to the point where you can barely see my chest underneath.
As things should be.

>> No.57263382

>>57263311
>don't suggest anal
actual good advice from baggie. If you bring up anal she'll always be suspicious of you after that point. Best to just go for it and slip a finger it

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>>57263170
I'm not fucking checking

>> No.57263389

>>57263319
Did she learn her lesson? Long or short SBUX?

>> No.57263390

>>57263345
>She wants me to grow out my chest hair to the point where you can barely see my chest underneath.
>you've been shaving it this entire time
why?

>> No.57263394

>>57263170
I closed my tab when I missed the 472s entry. I am livid. My most opportune buy times are always when I have dumbass work meetings.

>> No.57263395

>>57263367
WMT always presents glorious buying opportunities when beta does poorly or something. I think WMT is moving towards automation. Speaking as someone working in the generative AI / NLP space, they're doing lots of NER stuff for logistical operations. That's good, gives them a competitive edge at scale. Shit gets cheaper

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>>57263028
Stick to the world of finance idiot. You're probably some loser posting about "alpha" on seeking alpha trying to offload is small bank ETF baggies in the wake of the new world.

Victor Davis Hason, Adam Tooze, Thucydides, Tom Holland, Stephen Kotkin, Sean McMeekin and many other great world historians conclusively show that most wars are due to loss of deterence / honor rather than naked military / economic interests.

Saying that the UK pushed for the Iraq war (Tony Blair - the most radical UK prime minister since Oliver Cromwell) so Halliburton could get defense contract $$$ is just pure MSNBC fan fiction.

Eat a bullet bro. This is financial advice.

>> No.57263403

>>57263382
>>57263311
amateurs
you ask for anal and then if she doesnt want it then you say no i mean for me and then bend over and spread your asshole wide open for her

>> No.57263406

spotify now over $200
not selling

>> No.57263419

>>57263395
>they're doing lots of NER stuff for logistical operations.
I mean they HAVE been doing NER for years, but they're trying to advance it with generative AI, and accelerate towards automation.

People who think that big corporations aren't adopting LLMs and gen AI are fucking retarded.

>> No.57263422

>>57263350
Hmm, yeah, looks like all "safe" divvy plays like utilities and telecom shit the bed today.

>> No.57263424

>>57263397
It was to destroy israel's neighbors holy shit

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57263426

I'm ATHing again

>> No.57263430

>>57263395
>WMT is moving towards automation
Thanks for the reminder. SYM appears to be done dumping in anticipation of the next scam rally.

>> No.57263447

>>57262193
it smells like your underarm, but more like pussy

>> No.57263448

>>57263397
Very true. You might have financier types who profit off the war, and things like banana republic invasions by Dole, but great power shit is like tectonic plates. Ain't nobody can stop it.

>> No.57263450

>>57263334
Also bro, the best tried and true method for me was going for a walk in the park on the first date (assume you don't live in or near a ghetto - nice city park only ffs)

>Walk around and do small talk.
>Say you give a real good sports massage, want one at my place or your place?
>Start massage, and casually get her as undressed as much as she wants.
>Start saying you are getting uncomfortable in your clothes,
>Strip down to undies
>Whip out boom stick and go to town

I've used this 20+ times on tinder skanks with 100% batting average. Its like cheat codes.

>> No.57263453

>>57263358
This doesnt help at all it only confirms that I am right in my assessment and this further ruins my ability to have fun on the date "and be myself", the fuck does that mean I tailor myself to be who I think people want me to be so when I dont know them I am just anxiously floating around identically

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>>57263319
>>57263389
Bearish for SBUX
They haven't figured out how to keep the schizos from coming in yet...

>> No.57263464

>>57263426
Nice. What're you holding?

>> No.57263476

>>57263424
>start war to eliminate enemies of Jews
> Israel's biggest enemy Iran becomes 10x more powerful and 100X more influential in all of Israel's neighbors, hence the situation today
>?????
>Jew profit????

>> No.57263478

>>57262876
Semi-intellegent post. USA is not scared in any way of Cuba bro, not in the least militariliy or economically. USA considers Cuba a runaway communist Caribbean government post Monroe that is a threat to it politically; a successful Western communist dictatorship 90 miles off the coast of Florida.
>>57262955
>Chinese trade is getting cut off
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
So the goal is to abutt US territories directly? No, of course not. Taiwan is a reason to build a navy to sail close to Russia, India, and the US.

>> No.57263482

>>57263464
anon... this is a tranny shittest
you failed
the pink line can't go up while the blue line stays below it

>> No.57263483

>>57263184
Go for "drinks" and sit at the bar. Drinks will help both of you loosen up and sitting next to each other on barstools will give a feeling of intimacy and make it easy to touch each other.

>> No.57263488

>>57263450
you only think this is because of your clever massage ruse, but really those girls met up with you in the first place because they were already dtf and all you had to do was not fuck up while walking them into your bedroom.

>> No.57263497

>>57263464
Right now I'm holding cattle spreads that have not performed well since october, I'm swinging Oil and yesterday I started shorting VIX futures and EVZ (yuro VIX). I've got buy orders on Lean Hogs and Cotton but they're far from filling.

>>57263482
>hurr durr I'm retarded
the orange line goes up when I sell something in the green. Most of the time my portfolio has positions in the red, so the blue line is below the orange line.

>> No.57263499

>>57263482
>Bag A rises
>Bag B drops
>Take profit on A
>Bag B drops more
>Realized rises, current value drops
?

>> No.57263501

>>57263476
>enemies of Jews
>realize you only destroy sunnis who opposed iran, and now iran's shia move in and take over everything
outjewing the jew maybe.

>> No.57263502

>>57263453
Is it really this hard for you to imagine interviewing strangers to see if you like them?
idk I've met so many new people professionally and not over coffee maybe I've forgotten what it's like but this seems like such a non-issue.

Just fucking talk.

>> No.57263514

>>57263478
>Semi-intellegent post. USA is not scared in any way of Cuba bro, not in the least militariliy or economically. USA considers Cuba a runaway communist Caribbean government post Monroe that is a threat to it politically; a successful Western communist dictatorship 90 miles off the coast of Florida.

Not sure if mocking me or not. Cuba actually proves my point. Its militarily / politically insignificant to the USA. Downtown Miami alone has twice the NET GDP of Cuba and then some. America is just pissed because they tried to host nuclear missiles during the cold war and is a communist terror state. This is entirely consistent with what I wrote. America could colonize Cuba militarilty, turn it into a larger Puerto Rico paradise for crypto bros and make it 100X more profitable for US with little effort at all. The fact it doesn't proves my point again.

Fuck its hard being so right.

>> No.57263537

>>57263514
Honestly we don't need Puerto Rico 2, so as long as China doesn't setup bases there it's whatever.

Taiwan, though, has stuff worth annexing if you're China.

>> No.57263541

>>57263488
You're a 100% right. Who knows what women really think? I sure as fuck don't and I've banged a lot of them.

My point is that most fucking idiots go out and spend money on dinner / drinks with these hoes when a no cost walk in the park and great sober sex on a massage table / bed is much more efficient plan.

I thought this was /biz/. All about efficiency in serving these skanks.

>> No.57263546

my wife just forbade me of looking at lolis

>> No.57263560

oh yeah i was gonna ask on those "5 stocks jewish millionaire has bought/recommends" lists
are those good indicators or just shilling?

>> No.57263563

>>57263546
that's not redpilled bro xD beat her up and pursue your pedophelia inclinations, that's based

>> No.57263565

>>57263450
I prefer to just ask them if they want to play the rape game, if they say yes your golden, and when they say no, you just say that's the spirit and take em to pound town anyway.

>> No.57263577

>>57263184
first dates and job interviews are similar type of cancer.

just grind out first dates and see if you find someone suitable. they get better the more you do them.

>> No.57263589

>>57263488
>while walking them into your bedroom.
I really like letting them walk me in. That thing they do where they hold your hand and take you to bead feels so sweat.

>> No.57263591

>>57263560
Usually shilling but occasionally there's decent analysis

>> No.57263598

My truck wont pass inspection and has turned into a money pit to repair. Going to have to upgrade, now what though?

>> No.57263611

>>57263598
cybertruck!!!

>> No.57263620

>>57263170
-4% lost it all on options
I was up 1% in the first minute of open

>> No.57263623

>>57263514
Not sure if mocking me or not. Taiwan actually proves my point. Its military / politically insignificant to the USA. Downtown Shenzhen alone has the same NET GDP of Taiwan, and dim sum. China isn't pissed because they claimed to be the real China and are a breakaway state. This is entirely consistent with what I wrote. China could colonize Taiwan militarily, turn it into a larger Hong Kong paradise for noodle boiling and make it 100x more profitable for dim sum serivce with little effort at all. The fact it doesn't proves my point again.

Fuck it's so tiny being hard.

>> No.57263625

>>57263537
I worked most of my life in construction and have worked on chip plants.

Thinking China will just roll up to Taiwan and seemlessly take-over a chip plant next day in a near FULL SCALE WAR with the USA and Taiwan is lunacy.

In Chandler Arizona, they built foundations for the plant 10ft fucking thick in a non-seismic zone just because a semi truck rolling through the parking lots vibrations could destroy wafer production. This is at 20um process level, when all the valuable world leading shit in Taiwan is at 4um.

Also if you take a fucking hammer that once worked in a area where copper was installed, into a copper free zone, you can PERMANENTLY contaminate sensitive wafer production due to atomic level copper contamination of the wafers.

Why the fuck wouldn't the American's (in the highly unlikely event of losing the island militarily) just say fuck it and cluster bomb every TSMC manufacturing plant making it inoperable for the next fucking 20 years?

Feodor Rostopchin doesn't have a monopoly on scorched earth tactics. China knows this shit. Their invasion plants are entirely for nationalistic reasons. The chip plants are collateral damage in every war game calculus ever done.

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>>57263170
UPRO is magic.

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Yemen bombing tonight. Do *you* own enough tanker, container shipping, and defense stocks?

>> No.57263637

>>57263170
i did okay. my main position had nice move and the stock is near ath.

>> No.57263646

>>57263497
>>57263499
I... I was only pretending to be retarded
thanks for the (you)
can we make a new thread now? I need a new id

>> No.57263652

>>57263565
Lol. You're right bro. I'm a hack amateur with my massage ways. Teach me more senpai. I'm kind of gunshy with the rape card these days.

Quote: "Girl: “I just wanted you to go for it”. Louis CK: I’m not gonna rape out on the off chance that you’re into that shit. Are you out of your fucking mind?

>> No.57263654

>>57263625
They'd do grey zone tactics, Crimea style. And good luck getting support from Taiwanese freedom fighters if you Tomahawk all the TSMC fabs.

>> No.57263666

>>57263620
How do I cope anons
I feel so fucking depressed, I could've bought a new phone for the 700 bucks I lost on options

>> No.57263692

>>57263666
stop consooming
you don't need a new phone
you don't need a car
you don't need a house

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>>57261967
>bitcoin $8K
Now that is a number I have not seen in a very long time.

>> No.57263705

>>57263692
How is gambling it on options unironically better than consooming?
I'm a degenerate gambler

>> No.57263730

>>57263705
stop gambling too

>> No.57263741

>>57263730
That's literally what I asked anon
>>57263666
>How do I cope anons
How the fuck do I stop?

>> No.57263746

>>57263705
fix your issues with your self-perception that make you want to self-destruct with gambling

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>>57263654
Feodor Rostopchin didn't torch Moscow the second Napoleon crossed the border. Its was after a year of pitched fighting and losses they did this. Scorched earth is always a last stand tactic. USA won't give a fuck about freedom fighters at that point. At that point it is denying China strategic significance all the while onboarding domestic chip production. PIc related is in Phoenix, AZ.

Where do you think all the elite human capital at Nvidia, TSMC are going to rather retreat to? Mainland China (lol) or Phoenix, AZ.

You know this Chang.

>> No.57263769

>>57263760

>> No.57263771

>>57263705
Whining about it won’t get you your money back. Don’t do options if you can’t handle the volatility or make sound decisions about your entry points

>> No.57263776

>>57263741
if you are too obsessed to stop then don't stop, but at least learn a gambling system
learn how to card count and rip the profits off your local casino anon
go get em

>> No.57263778

>>57263746
But I obviously don't gamble to self destruct. I gamble thinking I'll make profit, i make losses, I sell, i gamble more trying to recoup the losses

>> No.57263790

>>57263636
Priced in

Your gonna lose your ass

>> No.57263802

>>57263778
>i gamble more trying to recoup the losses
Do you not have some intrinsic sense of recursion that prevents you from doing this?
It's like the hair of the dog thing. Obviously don't do that because if you make the first decision to inductively you always will.

>> No.57263813

>>57263778
Its not gambling if you can limit your losses and maximize your profits

You just emotionally gotta remove yourself from the process. Ive made $18000 since monday on a $25000 balance buvery bad trade was emotional and cost me $7000.

>> No.57263854

>>57263813
nice nigga

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>>57263854

Thnks

>> No.57263973

>>57263300
dude it was all about the trade embargo... I am not defending the china guy but i am right nonetheless

>> No.57264215

>>57263589
>take you to bead
freudian slip? kek